Jonathan Frakes plays with his toys

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[@1downpoison]

"This doll isn't owned by a little girl... It's owned by me, Jonathan Frakes". *Walks off with the doll*.

[@Meerkat040]

And he puts it right next to the Captain Picard doll he got from Captain Picard Day

[@bombomos]

Lmfao he said it as I read and I died

[@nickschmitz841]

"I'll be on the bridge"

[@DinnerBells]

*Que end music/credits*

[@Bartman954]

*In Patrick Stewart imitation voice* "I don't know, I think the resemblance is rather striking, wouldn't you agree Number One?"

[@ThePanicPuppet]

0:49 `t h e m o o n`

[@Dingus_Khaan]

THE MOON!?

[@RT-qd8yl]

the muun

[@devinallen4708]

​@@Dingus_Khaan THE MOON!!

[@1WEareBUFO1]

I'll take it!

[@SullySadface]

aw man not those moon guys again

[@softnoobgirl73]

Riker in the holodeck at 3 am

[@kuribo1]

Golden comment.

[@gaypirate]

Damn

[@vitezjura]

Wish I commented that.

[@thavidu78]

I was thinking this is what happens if Riker had said yes to Q.

[@ananousous]

0:45 the Bajoran Orb of Fun

[@sirwolfe710]

The gleeful smile on his face when he catches the bouquet is priceless

[@rachelxx1991]

He was so happy to catch the bouquet!

[@sheevpalpatine2128]

He was always a bridesmaid never a bride when it came to Enterprise

[@Kai0nTheMoon]

That's the part that broke me into laughter.

[@Iwontreadyourreply]

I was ugly laughing so hard

[@mockturtlesuppe]

I lost it at _”Observe..._ keys that unlock doors to hotel and motel rooms.”

[@shinyagumon7015]

Jonathan Frakes shows you stuff he stole on vacation.

[@crescentfreshbret]

@@shinyagumon7015He goes back to those hotels and motels occasionally and lets himself into those rooms while the people in them are sleeping…

[@ripelivejam]

@@mockturtlesuppe frakes into key parties

[@hartwarg3051]

@@ripelivejamCofirmed: Frakes a F R A K E 🎉

[@CaliKPC]

Yeah that made me explode 😊

[@SteinarrBattlefist]

"Nobody wants to see innocent people harmed." *opens box ominously*

[@arcticridge]

Data walks in "Commander, you have been stuck in the holodeck for 2 weeks"

[@JeffMustDie]

Queue Riker "telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds "

[@Clod15]

Damn I posted a comment like this and then scrolled down. Guess I'm late. lol

[@titijijo1047]

-Get out Data! Did you see anything? - no sir I did not see you playing with your dolls again.

[@Kvasiraz]

@@titijijo1047 I see what you did there!

[@Comkill117]

“Not this time.”

[@adamboh393]

“Observe the tools of the trade” cuts to a shinning light coming from his pelvis 😳

[@Mick_92]

ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ

[@intensellylit4100]

Schwing

[@SuperODST1]

Last time Picard was doing it in one episode XD

[@ahmataevo]

THERE. ARE. FOUR LIGHTS!!!

[@PhillipRottingham]

"Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this." Sounds like a fun time. 😉

[@lillith3159]

Sounds pretty Ryker to me

[@ananousous]

Can a fertilized octopus egg actually grow inside the body?

[@geraldysjunk]

Sinful!

[@andruloni]

"Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this." "Observe the tools of the trade."

[@ethanpintar5454]

BOP IT

[@brianholmes1812]

Ngl he just seems like he's having the best time in these

[@emmiannon1266]

Yeah, its such a meme nowadays but im gald he was able to use his ST fame to get to host his own silly mystery show

[@matildab.7954]

@@emmiannon1266is there a way we can still watch these

[@emmiannon1266]

@@matildab.7954 No idea, look it up

[@futureman1400]

@@matildab.7954 Amazon, some of them are here on yt

[@woo1818]

@@matildab.7954 I saw it on Tubi once

[@bloodrunsclear]

00:41 *Whiffs the dart throw* "Nothing but net"

[@pillgrimm]

He missed the balloon with the dart and they left it in the show haha

[@QX1138]

It was for a segment about a Carney rigging his games, and getting on upped on by a phantom.

[@aniquinstark4347]

@@QX1138 Did you legitimately remember this from the 90's or have you rewatched the show since?

[@jeffjeffries8924]

@@aniquinstark4347 can't speak for him, but I definitely remembered that one. Used to catch every SciFi marathon of this show.

[@thibaud1832]

@@QX1138did you make that one up? Is it false? Is it fiction?

[@notinspectorgadget]

0:41

[@danielclark269]

It’s so wholesome how he looks at the camera when he’s done and does that satisfied smile

[@ripelivejam]

That never happened.

[@RedFloyd469]

@@ripelivejam It happened several times

[@DrButthugger]

@@RedFloyd469you’re wrong

[@ephgm]

​False. It was a fabrication. We made this one up.

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

Not this time. ​@@ephgm

[@CaptainNoFace]

Him stamping on the etch-a-sketch and then smiling right at the camera is the one that kills me.

[@MiaVilleneuve]

He's so proud

[@Cytowave]

close, that's a magna doodle.....and they actually work differently. I never knew that until today.

[@Eyetrauma]

1:03 No one dared to ask his business, No one dared to make a slip There among them stood Will Riker with the big iron on his hip

[@Tegres1]

Everyone else can go home. This is the best comment.

[@jakekw4527]

“Observe the tools of the trade” *Blinds you*

[@GarudaSmash]

As you watch this cat in my arms, it seems harmless and docile. The stuff of a lifetime. *decapitation*

[@ruddthree8105]

Me at 3AM: *quiet wheeze*

[@phexus]

0:49 Why did I laugh so hard at "The Moon.."

[@crust9889]

I lost it on that one 😆

[@annasloan2349]

Well it's official....I will watch anything that has frakes.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Corn Frakes

[@jenniferjohnson3648]

me too, he's very handsome and love his voice

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

A similar event happend in the Hudson bay area of New York.

[@LeonChoroszczansky]

When the electricity goes out and you wander around the house.

[@mrsonicblah1]

What a wonderful comment

[@LeonChoroszczansky]

@@mrsonicblah1 Thanks Boi

[@ChickenRieder]

As I read your comment in this section it seemed... funny and accurate. The stuff of a lifetime.

[@LeonChoroszczansky]

@@ChickenRieder Glad to hear that, thanks mate.

[@alanmalcheski8882]

looks out window... The Moon.

[@theprimerib]

This video is incredibly underrated.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Ikr?? This is like a souped-up version of the Star Trek TNG Clips Out Of Context video 😂

[@belperite]

"Have you clicked the Like button on a youtube video lately?"

[@Mick_92]

Was this video based? Yes indeed.

[@crust9889]

I lost it at "ₜₕₑ ₘₒₒₙ"😂

[@Jade_holloway]

same!

[@Alejandroigarabide]

The *mooüůn*

[@sarahisstellina]

Omg mmeee too😂😂😂

[@kgapaneseschoolgirlb]

Yeah it killed me! 😂

[@Luixmai]

So this is what Jonathan does, while quarantined.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Later he finds out: “There’s a quarantine? What happened?”

[@rickyhyppa7960]

@@itwontcomeout5678 IT NEVER HAPPENED!

[@jmwoods190]

​​@@rickyhyppa7960 "We made this one up!"

[@starset4life175]

@@jmwoods190 It’s a total fabrication

[@stevenstice6683]

​@@itwontcomeout5678Old comment, but the correct response from Jonathan Frakes is "what the hell?"

[@littlejuliuscaesar8920]

“This particular doll isn’t owned by a little girl” Oh, so Jonathan Frakes is one of *THOSE* collectors.

[@HariSeldon913]

Watch his Criminal Minds episode.

[@robertbogan225]

1:32 guy in crowd is stabbed. Cries out Ooouugh

[@SpecialInterestShow]

I love all Frakes-isms but something about the simplicity of "the moon" is the funniest of all to me rn

[@gideondavis4564]

When you’re in an escape room trying to figure out what everything does

[@nicolaspaglia3760]

“I’ve been practising this for years”🤣

[@davincent98]

THE FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING

[@crescentfreshbret]

I guess that requires decades of practice to master and not just merely years.

[@tparkerino]

The dart harmlessly bouncing off the balloon followed by a sustained shot on the wobbling balloon did me in

[@Samsonschizovsky76]

Every second of this show is a wholesome meme 😋

[@14dcook]

When I was a young child, I used to wish that Jonathan Frakes was my dad. It sounds like a weird wish, but he always seemed to enjoy anything he was in and he seemed like he would have been a good father which I lacked..... Whenever I watch him, he just makes me think that he's the dad I hope I can be like.

[@Reverb256]

They guy certainly exudes a certain fatherly charisma.

[@elliewuzzup7689]

That is so wholesome, if you do become a dad Im sure you will be a wonderful! 😊

[@EndlessVacuum]

**Jonathan Frakes uses one of his keys to open your hotel or motel room** "Have you ever walked through a graveyard?"

[@randomdude-4353]

Jonathan Frakes is just spooky Vsauce

[@itwontcomeout5678]

VSauce should be part of the new Star Trek crew

[@MorphingGrid101]

So Vsauce

[@Fr4ncM]

My sides

[@ophhate]

No vsauce is a REGULAR jonathan frakes.

[@janslavik5284]

Especially at 0:14, that "human brain" out of nowhere is something Michael from Vsauce would do.

[@princeperot7568]

My favorite part is how the clips cut off right as he looks at the camera, as if to say "yes I'm a grown man and professional actor playing chess with myself and fiddling with knick-knacks, you have a problem with that?".

[@gargles5270]

the ones that make me laugh the most are the ones with no talking where it appears that he is literally just playing around for fun, but i can’t get enough of how he talks either

[@Mirokuofnite]

Jonathan Frakes acting like a Bond villain showing off his plan in most of these.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

He took his own picture and then decided to photoshop it

[@alanmalcheski8882]

he surprised himself with himself.

[@canislupus3655]

He caught himself off guard

[@Dwigt_Rortugal]

"Observe: Keys that unlock doors to hotel and motel rooms." It's good that he was inclusive of the underrepresented motel rooms. Everything completely out of context is hilarious, especially with his trademark overdramatic delivery. The naked mannequin was a solid WTF

[@LauraCordes]

He's somewhere between mysterious and brooding and whimsical and adorable, and always 100% lovable 😍.

[@owlfrog]

I think I've now watched this entire show out of order in 4 second clips compiled in youtube videos

[@necromech_]

the perfect comedic timing of the *müün,* portable *SIRENS* and the confidence in his voice with the tablecloth pull. what did we do to deserve such a wonderful person

[@HaveBandWillTravel]

THE MOON

[@davincent98]

Don't tell me you don't have a moon in the future.

[@diagorasofmelos4345]

The smile he cracks when the machine told him he looked dashing. 😂

[@kurtdewittphoto]

0:22 I love that he still manages to look at the camera even when its awkwardly above him.

[@danielw1516]

You can hear his disdain for those damned portable sirens.

[@Comkill117]

"A funny thing happened to me on the way to the studio today. DId I say funny? It was Beyond Belief!" That's gold.

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

Am I the only one who thinks Commander Riker got transported back in time to the mid 80s, and just decided to make the most of it by becoming an actor?

[@Horus4302]

"Squeeze this, rub this". Put it away Jonathan, this a family show!

[@dasha4102]

That smile at 0:21 I love this man so much

[@dragonboyjgh]

How serious his face is while doing some of these ridiculous things is is just... perfect

[@morganmcintosh3464]

The random, discordant strumming on the guitar... Then the eye contact with no expression

[@Me-wk7dz]

I like to think Jonathan Frakes is your exotic new roommate always up to something when you walk in

[@nello611]

1.06 - 1.12 everyone's first 3 hours on photoshop

[@WhenDidYouTubeAddThisFeature]

Part of me just thinks that hosting Beyond Belief gave this man the opportunity to play with all the gadgets his mom never bought him when he was a kid. Look at that grin on his face @ 1:26! He's having *so* much fun!

[@BlueLiminality]

1:03 Frakes brandishes a gun, takes pictures of his crimes, gets sent to jail, alters his mugshot, rules over his own case and declares himself not guilty, then strolls through the tombstones of his victims.

[@mb-ql1gb]

0:52 that face ... unpayable ... what a wonderful actor and person.

[@GarudaSmash]

He's having too much fun on the holodeck.

[@BenjiJayGeeJay]

Where did the wizard come from? Jonathan Frakes: “The Moon.”

[@TheJonnyKage]

Nothing short of amazing

[@lowlyworm9323]

I’ve seen multiple compilations of clips from this show and every single one has been hilarious and slightly cursed

[@davidhawk9678]

"while this cat is in my arms it seems harmless and docile" thinks ´because if it isnt i´ll break its bloody neck´

[@kolonarulez5222]

0:21 Lost my mind at his big smiling bouquet catch with that music lol

[@hearmth6618]

0:10 And welcome, to tonight's main event! 🔔🔨🔊👂🩸 the human brain 🧠

[@onthefaultline]

frakes must have had so much fun hosting this show, it makes me smile

[@paulmarchano7238]

This is borderline experimental ASMR.

[@RandyDanger]

When he throws the dart and it bounces off, that kills me every damn time

[@GuyDude-hk8uy]

1:25 He's having so much fun with that etch-a-sketch.

[@RED01SEA]

the mooooon .

[@hearmth6618]

0:43 Observe the tools of the trade the moon 🌕

[@zerorequiem526]

0:49 “The Moon” that might be the best thing I’ve heard all year 😆🤣 , and the cut to the shot was so perfect.

[@sarahisstellina]

Seriously!!😂😂

[@random-nz7dy]

"Ahhh the 60s!"

[@Leo-od3mc]

If you remember them, you weren’t really there

[@alanmalcheski8882]

they never happened.

[@Moocow2003]

"I've been practicing for years." [Completely fucks it up]

[@leightonpetty4817]

Johnathan Frakes flashing me with a giant glowing cross made me feel what vampires must feel

[@Bruhtatochip742]

1:07 his absolute bewilderment at photoshop 😂

[@LANGI902]

That stand up joke 🌽🌽🌽

[@The-toast]

I love this shit, instead of shenanigans surrounding tragic and disturbing stories, it's Just the shenanigans

[@mrdyers9556]

Actually it was beyond belief OOOOOOOHHHHHH

[@detailsmatter.]

🤣

[@oshkiv4684]

0:41 i love the combination of the dramatic music, and the sad sound of a dart bouncing off a balloon

[@smithwesson1896]

1:03 Looks like Riker kept a souvenir from the Wild West simulation on the Holodeck

[@ThirdTwin3]

Thank you for making this :)

[@AntLionAlpha]

Glad you appreciate it :)

[@Gooberlevel9000]

0:33 black ops 1

[@TheHaiku2]

Never before has a man so awkwardly petted a cat.

[@MLBlue30]

Not sure Riker was ever a cat fan, notice how he did with Spot. Sadly, that cat is probably long dead.

[@MrSaywutnow]

"Squeeze this, rub this, listen to this." -Jonathan Frakes describing my Friday nights.

[@ELK1989612]

0:48 "Numba One! Re-assemble Commander Data at once, he is not a toy!"

[@KyleKringle]

There is so much meme potential in these clips

[@Elleape]

Set speed to 0.5 for a drunk and his toys. Almost as good as the video of him asking you questions.

[@Icebearhaswares]

The Hero returns 😂

[@thiccrandy975]

I love how i watched on video of Beyond belief(Was a good ass show back in the day I tell you what) and now everyday i got like 2 videos of Jonathan Frakes doing something, talking to you, asking you things. noting wrong with this... but its kind of odd how many videos of this man are on youtube..

[@SlyHikari03]

Idk why the guitar part made me laugh. I guess I’m just amused by the chaotic energy of it.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

His hair looks FANTASTIC digitally altered.

[@gothicsoldier]

1:10 Frakes looks like Tommy Wiseau

[@codiak2680]

If Wiseau was at least a decent actor

[@noahfessenden6478]

Oh hai Data, what new with you?

[@playboy-music]

that's his mugshot after allegedly hitting his wife... oh, hi mark.

[@dumbcrambo1265]

I just wanna hang out with Jonathan Frakes in the studio.

[@BPEJS24-7]

the parts where he failed were the funniest. and the one where he saw himself on the little screen. 🤣

[@vonDumpy]

He looks so proud each time he looks at the camera after revealing his neat gadget

[@bgg5090]

The guitar and the cat were my favorite.

[@JeffBird86]

Picard: number one would you mind explaining to me what you’re doing? Riker: I’m hosting a tv show called beyond belief captain. Picard: yes I can see that. Just make sure this doesn’t affect your duties commander.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Man must have had SO much fun with this show.

[@DiomedesIsHit]

t h e - m o o n

[@twirlsandcurls9511]

DiomedesIsHit The moooon

[@TheFlyingslug]

somewhere, Michael Dorn is not playing with bo-.. er, toys.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

I understood that reference.

[@lukecampbell801]

0:18 still a better guitarist than Harry Styles

[@randomguy4781]

*As you watch this cat in my arms it seems harmless and docile* idk why that made me laugh