Every time I watch an episode of NZT, I’m more and more convinced New Zealand has to be some kind of alternate reality from a fever dream. It’s amazing
@condamnentking49192 жыл бұрын
Try living here, I don't know what reality is anymore.
@southpacificpyrex17082 жыл бұрын
Fever dream 😂😂
@vinnyc3652 жыл бұрын
New Zealand is the 1970's that should have been.
@rightwinggo96942 жыл бұрын
@@condamnentking4919 That bad EH?
@condamnentking49192 жыл бұрын
@@rightwinggo9694 I dunno about bad, more like an Alice in Wonderland feeling.
@Stoney_Chan2 жыл бұрын
the Bunnings girl casually plugging was gold
@karuwhaa2 жыл бұрын
The brother's right. The price of pies and food in Tirau is daylight robbery.
@josephpinheiro96672 жыл бұрын
How much does a regular steak n cheese cost?
@mikemichaels29142 жыл бұрын
$5.50
@randomystic86022 жыл бұрын
damn
@GordonPittman-cr8qd2 жыл бұрын
bout 6$ here in whakatane
@smeagol72472 жыл бұрын
i paid 22 dollars for a blt that was like a 1/6th of the size in auckland and came with fucking chips everyone knows for food just go to matamata
@larsen07152 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard of low low prices on outdoor furniture"😂😂
@leonrive9276 Жыл бұрын
If a playground got stolen your outdoor furniture probably isn't very safe
@cvspvr10 ай бұрын
bunnings warehouse!
@chrisrobinson87842 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I love watching this style of comedy its just raw and pure laughs. I haven't watched Australian TV in years becaue is just cringe. Well done NZ 👍🏼
@triarb57902 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Rees, 'Meanwhile in Australia' Got me thru the 650 million days of lockdown in Melbourne.
@joshuabrucemellis79332 жыл бұрын
Same...never was a fan of Neighbours or Home & Away.
@Blx5t2 жыл бұрын
Cea ko
@afropenguin Жыл бұрын
NZ comedy is so much more funny then Australias as theirs less need to worry about money
@Metal-Possum Жыл бұрын
But you guys have Garn, which is one of my favourite youtube channels. New Zealand and Australian TV share a lot in common, I cringe at both.
@Lowgarr2 жыл бұрын
The New NZ sense of humor is a magical thing.
@JaydenLawson2 жыл бұрын
Guy: "We shouldn't stand for this!" Miles: "Do you wanna sit"?
@chella.mp32 жыл бұрын
Guy! Your journalism skills are still top tier! Also haven't heard the word twack in ages 🤣
@AP-jl2lv2 жыл бұрын
50 fuckin twacks
@malachidavie57642 жыл бұрын
When Myles came out during the advertisement and guy was behind the fence I was in tears 😂😂😂
@downeyd882 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, you NZ brothers and sisters are funny as shit!
@Skud0rz2 жыл бұрын
you guys too. the castle is in the top 10 greatest movies of all time
@JerryPanandCars2 жыл бұрын
Specifically Guy Williams!!!
@smolgok3842 жыл бұрын
Crack up as G
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
I apologise for exporting Bunnings to ur fine country! Well, it wasn't me personally & its piss easy to pinch stuff from...or so me mate said.
@mrlee92132 жыл бұрын
@@baabaabaa2293 thanks dude, bunnings, the giver of life
@msbuilding28062 жыл бұрын
Guy is lucky that Miles carried this whole episode haha
@MsRejectz2 жыл бұрын
He was in it for 2mins..
@mark82002 жыл бұрын
@@MsRejectz and then every ten seconds after that
@nomolossb90242 жыл бұрын
Tokoroa has hands down the best maccas in New Zealand. stopped their for dinner on the way back to Auckland from palmy and it was immaculate. fries where crispy and hot, with the right amount of salt. drinks where fizzy af, and the double quarter pounder was juicy, saucy and tasty
@urmama542 жыл бұрын
ok nomolos
@GoldCoast852 жыл бұрын
I think you need to up your game. Crispy hot fries? Where the hell do you hang out
@rogerwilco47362 жыл бұрын
Only bogans eat that maccas crap
@joshuabrucemellis79332 жыл бұрын
+ Pickles?
@kunalchand63472 жыл бұрын
Nomolos? More like Nobolos
@rachelcookie3212 жыл бұрын
I like how they show a post from the NZ subreddit when saying the “community was SHOCKED” and it’s only got 34 upvotes.
@Jakey40002 жыл бұрын
Guys just pretending he's newshub/stuff/spin-off probably.
@lochlanfrazer80952 жыл бұрын
How is it that peak NZ reporting literally makes quality KZbin content, y’all are awesome
@jord.an61232 жыл бұрын
Guy is actually New Zealand's premier antifascist :) That bit with lance was amazing. I need a follow up interview where they pay for his coverup tattoo
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
We cd have a whip round to buy the poor fascist a razor...as long as he doesn't leave a funny bit under his nose.. money well spent!
@jord.an61232 жыл бұрын
@@baabaabaa2293 Hahaha yesss! Judging by this guy, the fash are about as good at interpreting world events as they are at managing to shave more than half their face :)
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
Well the Nazis knew what a gd looking uniform cd do to a population.... Lance seems to have missed the boat, the jetty & probably the Tasman Sea
@jord.an61232 жыл бұрын
@@baabaabaa2293 fascism is cringe bro
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
@@jord.an6123 cringe is cringe bro. Of course fascism & racism is shit mate.. l was taking the piss outa the fellas half a haircut & beard... I thought it was pretty fkn obvious. Other bloke took his comments out, who was muckin about too... Shdnt have to explain myself, but lve got more 'breeds' in me than a dog show. So relax eh 👍
@pl93722 жыл бұрын
I think you've finally met your dry wit match in young (ginger) Myles. A fine protoge I hope to see in any upcoming series. Get him on the payroll!
@urmama542 жыл бұрын
nah mate, he yoda
@JerryPanandCars2 жыл бұрын
"We shouldn't stand for this" "Do you want to sit?"
@starlooker66122 жыл бұрын
Miles is a funny guy, quick witted for his age.
@seabass10152 жыл бұрын
Age?! He’s young
@Flint-Dibble-the-Don2 жыл бұрын
@@seabass1015 no shit Sherlock
@starlooker66122 жыл бұрын
@@seabass1015 Exactly
@antoniotovio50162 жыл бұрын
It’s Myles 🤣
@tanginicholls2072 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a lesbian.
@kimsherlock89692 жыл бұрын
Loved this That Maori laugh when a question is asked is so happy 😊
@kimsherlock89692 жыл бұрын
@xrrxy vvoi Tears of laughter 😃 I presume I would have wet my pantys
@brutallyremastered4255 Жыл бұрын
Māori have a wicked sense of humour. Ka pai!
@governorriffraff7601 Жыл бұрын
Raping and pillaging? Cheeky Black Power member
@jordanmiles21952 жыл бұрын
is everyone in new zealand funny? I swear the sense of humor there is impeccable.
@aaronlealamisa5222 жыл бұрын
Just our sense of humour , where you from ?
@Jim-tn3hl2 жыл бұрын
North Island be like the south rich places no one really connected at all qt be like that
@nickyg6056 Жыл бұрын
Yeah we’re funny as
@TaraTaraTaraTaraTaraTara2 жыл бұрын
Guy Williams for mayor.....love you guy...you crack me up...can't wait
@Clynikal2 жыл бұрын
That seat is up for grabs!!! Make it happen!
@jerrydea4u2 жыл бұрын
This is the best series in New Zealand🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥
@PikachooUpYou2 жыл бұрын
These Maori blokes have beautiful laughs. Nothing makes you smile and laugh more than hearing them giggle and laugh.
@brutallyremastered4255 Жыл бұрын
True that!
@malachidavie57642 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch this over a few beers with the boys on Friday
@fanaticz6662 жыл бұрын
At the playground?
@ngomates96212 жыл бұрын
How many beers can you drink in 12 minutes?
@krazynicklaus62372 жыл бұрын
Chur my brews
@bless_M2 жыл бұрын
@@ngomates9621 Enough
@bizzarboxx26422 жыл бұрын
Yes lad
@howdyd91812 жыл бұрын
Much more genuine than Shortland Street.
@krazynicklaus62372 жыл бұрын
Shortland street retribution is a NZ classic
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
What!?! Shortland Streets not real!?!
@benicetome53412 жыл бұрын
Yeah shitland street, stop watching that garbage years ago lol
@leonrive9276 Жыл бұрын
We're not in tokoroa anymore doctor howdy d
@purplelamington2792 жыл бұрын
That bunnings girl should get a payrise😂😂😂😂
@hongkongfueynz30712 жыл бұрын
That Bunnings lady had me pissing myself 😂
@llllIllIIl2 жыл бұрын
These videos will and always be so good. Guy is an nz icon
@MegaDavyk2 жыл бұрын
Someone stole their community garden too, it used to donate food to needy familiy's who had blown all their money on drugs and alcohol.
@pixelfriendly26012 жыл бұрын
So every family in Tokoroa?
@jord.an61232 жыл бұрын
anarchist direct action at his best
@indapamod2 жыл бұрын
"Do you have onions I can eat?" is meme worthy!
@minnietoot97042 жыл бұрын
Miles is cool. I think you've got a career in telly
@mylesp96832 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@SXJEREMY2 жыл бұрын
Tastes like a spicy apple 😂 You 2 are dope together 👌👌👌
@Gibbonz4652 жыл бұрын
My lord u made that cat stevens joke at your standup show. It did not go down well in New Plymouth 😂😂 glad it had context this time! Great episode Guy
@0utSideTheBox2 жыл бұрын
This should be on at 6pm, get the real news to the peoples.
@smolgok3842 жыл бұрын
What if the Illuminati had a hand in this playground going missing and that's why they're hiding this story from the public😱
@0utSideTheBox2 жыл бұрын
@@smolgok384 good call.....what's buried under that concrete......?🙊🙉🙈
@NikolaNiKucu2 жыл бұрын
Lots of contagious laughter in this episode
@markwick112 жыл бұрын
this guy is a national treasure
@brianallely87402 жыл бұрын
Oh yes...and the sooner he is buried the better. ;)
@onlychangeiscertain Жыл бұрын
Just found this channel, it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. Can’t get a smile of my face, thanks!
@hdox12 жыл бұрын
gotta watch this a second time, so good
@James-qk8kz2 жыл бұрын
Guy you always deliver pure gold
@datsus53632 жыл бұрын
Notice how guy wanted to avoid putaruru so much he said tirau was tokoroas neighbour
@KwyKz0r2 жыл бұрын
Best pizza in NZ is in Putaruru at a place called the Wooden Farmer
@Zanskarma2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Ltbubbabear2 жыл бұрын
one of the best episodes, yet
@dukiino7392 жыл бұрын
Lance being a white supremacist was the biggest plot twist of the year
@jord.an61232 жыл бұрын
In NZ even the fash come across as nice people :) (please note I am not condoning fascism, lance is clearly a moron - like all fash)
@TheDickieP2 жыл бұрын
Possibly your best work yet
@default57902 жыл бұрын
This is the longest Bunnings ad I’ve ever seen.
@hayzIsherwood2 жыл бұрын
The whole fuken playgrounds gone bro! They TOOK-IT-ALL 😂
@johntuitavuki48892 жыл бұрын
The Bunnings workers needs a pay rise
@0x891-j1w2 жыл бұрын
this guy is an international treasure
@fucktheworlddeathtothecrow20822 жыл бұрын
I see a playground for older children, they moved the playground to make way for a skidpad
@cewh2 жыл бұрын
this episode is going to be endless bro. and you are just going to move playgrounds between Tirau and Tokoroa while tackling the next case(s): the mystery of the stolen playground in Tokoroa/Tirau
@raysablade3906 ай бұрын
Nice work Guy! I love watching these man you're so funny and the genuine interaction with the locals is priceless. Shot Guy!
@TayMcKenzieNZ2 жыл бұрын
Karen would find the playground, otherwise someone's getting twenty farken whacks!! 😂
@KimFeast2 жыл бұрын
half cat half steven 😂
@sivab45362 жыл бұрын
New Zealand man, i fucking love it
@naasduplessis8552 жыл бұрын
I'm a South African who stumbled across this channels via the wonders of the KZbin algorithm, and man, this is comedy gold 🤣. And I gotta tell you-if the All Blacks want to freak the sh!t out of the Springboks, all they have to do is grow half faced beards like that Nazi guy.😅Nevermind the Haka.
@pendopendo71662 жыл бұрын
I heard Bunnings Tokoroa is missing a playground….. now. Police are looking for the owner of a white van, driver described as wearing a “bellyclava” and hanging around playgrounds, advise caution as he maybe in the company of a couple of tools. 🤫 Just saying. 👍🤣 Love your work, love Kiwi’s.
@Alfiy_Wolf2 жыл бұрын
Only in New Zealand would someone steal a playground
@suNn.K.O2 жыл бұрын
I'd give Florida a fair shake.
@Hubris22 жыл бұрын
@@suNn.K.O In Florida somebody would eat a playground.
@rileyknox2 жыл бұрын
@@suNn.K.O the similarities between Florida Man news stories and NZ headlines are definitely present
@spazco86692 жыл бұрын
In the Northern Territory someone stole a railway bridge. A 20 meter long, 2 tone railway bridge.
@rileyknox2 жыл бұрын
@@spazco8669 fuck me dead that’s good going hahahah
@loviedaniels37192 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 you're fkn crackup bro! always get a good laugh watching your content.. keep em coming☺️😊😊
@BenWillock2 жыл бұрын
Ok but that doesn't actually answer who stole it.
@leonrive9276 Жыл бұрын
Developers
@xjet2 жыл бұрын
And now the local council wants to steal our local airfield tower!!!! #SaveTheTower
@Stambo592 жыл бұрын
No point in linking to this on your channel then. :-) The only reason I clicked on it was the mention of Tokoroa.
@xjet2 жыл бұрын
@@Stambo59 Haha yeah. Maybe, once the Mayor has gotten her wicked way, NZToday will do another piece titled "Who stole Tokoroa's (and the world's) tower?"
@keleighslater86912 жыл бұрын
U checked the wrong street. My mums cat was stolen from lomond avenue. The thieves live around there 😂👍
@leonrive9276 Жыл бұрын
They showed the Chinese takeaway. Check round there
@lukewilkins11902 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not I actually went school with that 16 yr old kid in primary school LMFAO🤣🤣 I live in Hawkes bay now
@RideFree3172 жыл бұрын
Hey Luke. You used to come visit and go on my ps3 when you lived in tok . Small world aye
@mylesp96832 жыл бұрын
Idk if I remember bro😂
@Charlies.themusic_man2 жыл бұрын
Come to morrinsville bro guy Williams I’ll show you around Aunty cinda grew up here and I’ll show you around bro
@Hubris22 жыл бұрын
There are cows on the street corners, and on Saturdays cars slowly drive around town showing off their empty trailers.
@morgan-51712 жыл бұрын
There's a new playground in Wellington they can get it for you guys. I'm sure it never gets used much.
@Frozenpizzareviewer2 жыл бұрын
I’m not even a kiwi but these are fucking incredible
@Paulman502 жыл бұрын
Such a classic, loved it.
@jasonford72162 жыл бұрын
Your swing set is at the hock shop
@AdamEwart2 жыл бұрын
Next up, the mystery of who stole the Nutbreak Bar ads, and why they're not available anywhere on the internet! 👍
@stockcar84r742 жыл бұрын
8:38 YEH NATHAN ROBINSON MY COUSION
@dvelop49752 жыл бұрын
ahhhh what we all needed
@mark99k2 жыл бұрын
These videos are likely one of the top 5 reasons people yearn to emigrate to NZ.
@callum70812 жыл бұрын
“What’s the secret to being part of a gang?” “Positivity”
@hithere23332 жыл бұрын
BEST SHOW EVER
@jogarrett92112 жыл бұрын
Get a drone and fly it over the town.
@smolgok3842 жыл бұрын
Genius!! How easy would it be to hide a damn playground
@baabaabaa22932 жыл бұрын
Bet Bunnings have cheap drones!
@jasonh53772 жыл бұрын
That Leo Molloy interview was awesome
@Ohrichymaruuu2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, I’m in tears 4 minutes in
@jacksonschofield41352 жыл бұрын
He didn’t waste his day, he beat racism
@princessninjapants2 жыл бұрын
Banter King 👑 Still pure gold. Cheers 🏴
@BradGryphonn2 жыл бұрын
Miles wins the Internet. Where are the movie contracts?
@canluclcalucltashayoywilso17732 жыл бұрын
No playground over here bro I live in tirau🤣
@Robroscob2 жыл бұрын
I'm Aussie and i still need subtitles
@231lghtwrkerbrntout2 жыл бұрын
That's how tight we are in new Zealand we steal bins and play grounds lol
@theyoutubekid3842 жыл бұрын
Tokoroa scout hall playground is going to the old owners new hall maybe
@haleyheavenhill76802 жыл бұрын
Bloody funny even though it’s a horrible story. I loved the Cat Stevens bit!!!!! Hilarious
@Royeblack-nv9et2 жыл бұрын
I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from? I'm from Overbrook
@Dman67792 жыл бұрын
@@Royeblack-nv9et roy black
@j2thet2552 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when gangstas get to lazy to take their kids to the park , Love the gangsta interviews by Guy had me rollin on the ground ,,he should do a series on NZ gang members
@daneilrafael48242 жыл бұрын
lmfao good point.
@holdencommodorehsv2 жыл бұрын
NZ gangs are not interesting at all they are like little kids that whine when they dont get their own way.
@smolgok3842 жыл бұрын
He did an episode with a relatively well known Mongeral Mob member. Arguably his best episode yet, surely his most notable and most viewed episode. That's what made that song - 🎶 When you're married to the Mob, baby it's a full time job 🎶 - go viral. The episode was also controversial and received negatively by some people and Guy was accused of glamourising and promoting gang and criminal behaviour. The episode is still on YT but was removed from from this channel.
@WHOHATESTOWORK Жыл бұрын
Poorhara gangsters in toke, in auckland they just buy them new lol, thats the difference between weed money and crack money😆
@nateromanowski7932 жыл бұрын
"onion "tastes like a spicy apple" L0L
@rightwinggo96942 жыл бұрын
They make Aussies seem almost sane. Not a normal person in that bunch but Jeremy Clarkson's kid was pretty funny.
@chefcamsey13752 жыл бұрын
This was gold 🔥👍🤣
@paynems96 Жыл бұрын
What do you do? Vape. I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nsmaori27 күн бұрын
“Well thats a bit rude” 😂😂😂
@mystic29822 жыл бұрын
5:43 scouting out the OPs lmao
@drwho94372 жыл бұрын
COVID bump then share an onion. Makes total sense.
@lbdproductions66802 жыл бұрын
Need a story on convincing lance covering his nazi tattoos
@charlesh37512 жыл бұрын
Finally good to see less people masked up!
@chella.mp310 ай бұрын
"wtf you do?" "vape?" *heh* "that's pretty good. you're in."
@JaydenLawson2 жыл бұрын
10:09 check out the creeper sound guy down the bottom of the bus. I SEE YOU CREEPER SOUND GUY!
@troydavenport92442 жыл бұрын
The pad got the meanest kids area going on.
@panashe87202 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I love New Zealand bro...pissing myself over here Guy
@OldMateJames Жыл бұрын
5:21 Even when I'm watch New Zealand today I cant escape from a Bunning's werehouse advertisement
@jestnutz2 жыл бұрын
The cuzzies are just top notch, shout out to the locals of tokoroa ✊