Old People Got Weird Products - JonTron

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[@josephchristie3814]

being a JonTron fan is a constant mix of forgetting he exists, binging his old videos, and then getting extremely excited when he uploads

[@animeperson9517]

Ikr

[@pandabear5093]

Why is this so accurate?

[@thiakokendall6429]

Damn so accurate

[@Nahz03]

You have it down to a tee

[@tylerbrass4002]

Yeah, pretty much, and his videos are so re-watchable.

[@dumbsville]

As a ten-year-long fan of JonTron, this man takes so many 6-12 month hiatuses that I barely even notice it anymore.

[@Dooyum]

Wise words from Daddy Dumbsville

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Quality over quantity

[@heyitsgdawg5906]

Where you from dumbsville

[@bigdickdaddyjoe594]

I’ve been bingeing your videos all week

[@egsuk3034]

Same

[@iaMk69]

At this stage, Jon's uploading schedule feels like an annual event that people wait for all year long and come to celebrate when he finally uploads.

[@chauncyfelisz3594]

I can't wait till the 2022 JonTron episode :D

[@AnimeSimp-we3rh]

😭

[@JoeEmb776]

like vsauce

[@uberboat4512]

It's like christmas

[@trevorsamuel1114]

Yes

[@TakeruTakashi]

I wanted to laugh, but that grandma dancing with the robot was so sad and dystopic that i wanted to cry

[@bellacruel1396]

Same. Its just sad

[@rudolphstephen2142]

n also friday 13th

[@aarondavis8943]

Nah don't worry about her. Old people got all the money. They can dance with whoever/whatever they want. You young people should start thinking of yourselves😉 You people got jack shit. Also, she's an actor gettin' paid. The chances that she is a genuine lonely client of this ridiculous company is nil to bubkus.

[@TakeruTakashi]

@@aarondavis8943 I would like to know that may old people who that have so much money, with all the costs of end of life, like a caretaker, nursing house, medical and drugs expenses... And she may even be a doctor, but trust me, this is way more frequent than we with our comfortable lifes would like to imagine, specially with the pandemic and the ever expanding generational gap

[@AiluridaeAureus]

There's a y in dystopic, by the way.

[@redfox4220]

Sometimes I feel like jontron videos are just unlockables “you’ve survived this long you’ve unlocked a new jontron video”

[@anssig7450]

you might be right

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Oh, now that keeps me going...

[@crozel7262]

At this point they pretty much are

[@KefiriuksLTU]

Damn so this might be the last jontron video I see

[@knightslayer8759]

Ugh... How long has it been? JonTron, is it really you? Finally, I can keep on Livin...

[@sharplydressedrabbit3604]

JonTron is an enigma. He appears and then vanishes before our eyes, leaving behind a trail of well-crafted videos.

[@Radiosilenced]

They are some of the best quality and produced videos I’ve seen

[@zacharystevenson2800]

I agree

[@aesiftheelf]

He left us when we needed him the most, the year of Covid-19.

[@ColdArtsy]

He’s the living embodiment of “Quality over Quantity”

[@Radiosilenced]

@@ColdArtsy and then he posts a 10/10 video a month for a year then leaves again

[@arc6144]

I just love how no matter how long his disappearances are, he always comes back with the same energy

[@celestialcosmo2237]

and we forgive him because its great content

[@Jackitron]

He gets cryogenically frozen between episodes

[@That_G0th_Guitarist]

8 fucking months

[@AnimeSimp-we3rh]

Couldn't agree more. He always comes back with the same vibes- nd' I love it

[@JoeEmb776]

probably 'cos his hiatuses are so dang common he's basically used to them by now

[@Razi98]

14:05 "What crimes must I commit today in your name, Master?" I fu*kin lost it there !

[@Ratmilker]

I’m convinced Jon just gets real jobs, realizes it sucks, and then goes back to youtube once a year, and then has to pay bills so the cycle starts again

[@fantasianB]

Or, he's making enough 💰 from every video that he doesn't have to work for another 6 months

[@conspireing6014]

@@fantasianB making enough money from a youtube video to live almost a year on?

[@ryanthomas9633]

“Alright, I think this has been a long enough stint as a tree surgeon, back to KZbin”

[@Jargas101]

The video is 12 hrs old as of now and has 1.2 million views already. He makes bank off the views and whoever sponsors his video

[@Ratmilker]

@@Jargas101 I don’t think you realize how little money people make off of content these days. Honestly I’d be surprised if anything he’s made is still monetized

[@joshuabowen316]

He's like that drunk deadbeat dad that only shows up 2-3 times a year but the kids are still so happy to see him.

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Love that kind of dude

[@normalplayer7377]

Yeah

[@Jisim33]

drunk deadbeat lol

[@brenanani158]

HAHAHAHA

[@marinv08]

It scares me how accurate that is

[@theonlyzanny]

yo that ACOG scope will definitely help my nail clipping competitive rank though

[@chiefjuicegod7832]

Love your videos dude

[@TheBlazeMan69]

Hey, I think I know you

[@wookiewaffles1503]

Will it?

[@chinlessjimmy]

Go away, clanker

[@stuffedcrustguy1419]

Aw hell yeah Zanny is here

[@cindymcoldiron]

I am 65 and laughed my old-ass ass off. Thanks for that.

[@LordTalax]

Then you bought all these products.

[@ryanhernandez8324]

You are awesome, Cindy! You sound super hip.

[@cindymcoldiron]

@@ryanhernandez8324Thank you. Laughing well is a sport I enjoy very much and having a place to do that is fabulous.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@cindymcoldiron we love you Cindy. You're spot on.

[@cindymcoldiron]

@@LordTalax Actually the Korean products were a little out of my reach but please let me know how they worked for you. Thanks

[@TheFallOutPilots]

Jon's like that one friend that suddenly doesn't reply to your message in like 8 months, but then out of nowhere he replies and carries on with the conversation like no time has passed.

[@landfish6663]

Exactly

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

dont call me out like that

[@Carpatouille]

That's me Except I have no friends

[@Smolable]

stop exposing me

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Carpatouille i can be your friend if you want

[@theblackastronautleo1219]

He's like a dad who actually comes back from the store, gives you a banger gift, and bounces again for another year.

[@puckog8693]

lmao )':

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear leo

[@JavierEscuelIa]

@@AxxLAfriku your youtube commenting habits are the strangest pattern I think I've ever seen.

[@chasingdreamsSFM]

THIS IS SO SPOT ON THAT IT HURTS--

[@siddhartashakara5240]

Guess nobody told mine he was supposed to rerurn after the 2nd store trip.

[@kebabkebob7808]

The rarity of JonTrons videos are why he never loses viewers. Since the craving is never satisfied

[@lil_puddin]

So then, he's the Beyonce of KZbin?

[@HummusSpicey]

@@lil_puddin huh 🤔 ya I guess

[@KaladinVegapunk]

This is true haha he's got a lot of legendary videos, but he's got a LOT of competition when it comes to old people jokes Because mike stoklasa was on fire for the osteoporosis dance video on BOTW, it's some of the funniest shit RLM ever did hahah Now they're nothing but bones

[@KaladinVegapunk]

@@lil_puddin weeell.. I mean, Beyonce is only widely loved because she doesn't reveal a single shred of personality, opinion or anything that would put off any potential fans so the most amount of people like her generic music and buy into her hype She's just a blank slate people adore because shes so vanilla and detached from the smallfolk

[@KaladinVegapunk]

But holy fuck though, these scams probably rake in the cash from poor clueless elderly, as much as telemarketers and evangelical scams

[@sirreoser5668]

Robot- "have you taken your meds" Granny on half a bottle percocet- "I like your thinking toaster"

[@transmanari]

😂😂😂😂

[@tushar6416]

“Sometimes the best inventions are the ones that have already been invented”-John. That’s spitting straight philosophical facts right there.

[@johnkittoiv2572]

Straight up fact

[@BudDinktrap]

I mean, just look at Oreos and how they ripped off Hydrox!

[@aardnt2517]

Most people don’t know this

[@gyorgischwartz]

Electric cars O_0

[@Bear-pw7nu]

Jon*

[@gump5ter01]

I used to joke that waking up to a Jon tron video was like waking up on Christmas morning but at this rate its becoming less of a joke and more of a reality

[@tigera5941]

Both of these happen once a year

[@RadiantBleu]

It really is, tragic

[@yunghitnit666]

See y’all next year for the next video

[@johnelliot3641]

My reaction to this comment was as follows: :D hahaha :) ohhhh :| oh....D:

[@darthshaw4541]

It seems like Steven Seagul decided to release Jon from his impenetrable bunker

[@skeletalmixer1019]

*seagal

[@dragonsdream4236]

@@skeletalmixer1019 *seagull

[@chillegg7641]

dont correct him it just makes it funnier

[@pajarpriyambudi6034]

yeah

[@Jojozilla426]

@@skeletalmixer1019 no seagull

[@richardgozinya1435]

When Grandma said "well hes someone to talk to" i genuinely felt awful lmao

[@eskimoozle]

I like how jontron says "Im back from hiatus" like he has ever reguarly posted videos ever.

[@UKEDNHAT7]

See you in 2023 Jon!

[@Magnilous]

I was just thinking the same thing.

[@gabrielguzman6018]

See him next year

[@jojo63920]

yeah i hate that

[@habijjj]

Yeah for like 14 months he made a new video every month

[@Hoot]

Gods be praised, for he has uploaded

[@40noshorty42]

HELLO HOOT

[@yaboywalton8844]

LESSS GO (get it cuz dababy)

[@asyrafmansor8774]

Now its your time to upload one

[@liothebadass4308]

it's time to do an crusade!

[@artoriapendragonkingofknig2026]

Yes

[@Bodmanford]

14:21 “Rudy, help me” “R e m e m b e r t o t a k e y o u r m e d i c a t i o n”

[@timrosswood4259]

H A V E I R E A C H E D Y O U ?

[@Aetherian1]

"Rudy, help, there was a pop and I can't move my leg, it's been 3 days and I can't reach the phone, call an ambulance, please" "Have you remembered to take your laxative syrup today?"

[@drneotech7254]

@@Aetherian1 *fanfare plays*

[@thevarietychannel1017]

@@drneotech7254 Superman theme.

[@bussinordissgussin8070]

I will say, my Grandparents have that walk in tub, and that shit is so fucking awesome, its like a spa each time you enter that thing.

[@sanitycaycay2507]

I've wanted that thing ever since I was a little kid.

[@AlphaQHard]

Lucky, my grandparents only have the comfort wipe.

[@electrosquirrel]

i stg i want to open that door after filling it with water and watch the catastrophe

[@cynically_yours]

Props to Jon for forgetting to water the plants for a full fucking year and turning it into a joke. Absolute legend.

[@misterturkturkle]

Fake

[@oldnotweak]

@@misterturkturkle No U

[@sleepyumi]

Explains why the hiatus was so long

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Jon is basically your estranged relative finally calling you back but only because it's your birthday.

[@willvermillion1025]

It’s your birthday?

[@ominoussand]

Happy birthday

[@lightofthenightsky13]

Happy Birthday

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

Happy Birthday

[@rvc7468]

Uncle! I haven’t seen heard from you for 6-10 months!

[@alberteinstein1015]

0:22 "But you did smile though, didn't you" It was at this point, I burst out laughing at how accurate his assessment was.

[@imasamuraiyounimrod421]

Imagine if Grandma fell down the stairs and when she calls out to Rudy for help he just slowly approaches her and says "Remember to take your morning medication"

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

"That's what happens when you don't take your morning medication, Susan"

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

@@Gabi-vt4ex "You will pay the ultimate price now Susan. Hold still, I will reach inside your throat and choke you to death, as I put the medication inside. Don't tell a soul. REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "SUSAN, WAKE UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "She's been neutralized, master. I will inform her family of her death."

[@twinostrich8045]

@@Gabi-vt4ex You’ll never forget your morning medication again, Susan.

[@nugsymalone1247]

And then Rudy goes on to fall down the stairs landing on top of her

[@bigmanofalltime7815]

@@nugsymalone1247 hardest ive laughed at a comment in a while, the funniest part is this is 100% a possibility

[@lexi-oi5ux]

Steven Seagal was really putting his heart and soul into that bongo solo

[@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143]

jontron mastered the cane spinning tricks

[@HighGuy69]

I mean as much soul as Steven seagal can have

[@kon2175]

@@HighGuy69 I think it’s clear from his singing too that he has sold most of it Probably to Master Sakamoto for his Karaté skillz

[@nonamemcbob5936]

Steven Segal is cool

[@HighGuy69]

@@kon2175 ye you got a point

[@camerondetweiler1740]

Imagine you're on the ground approaching the end of your life because of some medical complication and your last memory is a robot crawling up to you and reminding you to take medication

[@wheeze-son8421]

Honestly I’d want that to be my last memory

[@orinb8654]

Holy fuck man you made a horror plot.

[@justanotherinquisitor7962]

Old Me: "Can't breath! Need my rebreather!" Robot: *Slowly crawling on top of me* "CHEEKI BREEKY. Time to take your daily vodka bottle, comrade!" Old Me: "F*ck!"

[@Hellion421]

@@orinb8654 have you heard of I, Robot?

[@jacobc8036]

I'm just imagining some old man going into a rage as his heart monitor I creases as he screams over and over "YOU CAN BE REPLACED WITH A POST IT! A POST IT NOTE DAMN IT! A POST IT! A-a....a post I...." Before he dies.

[@shanemczane6725]

Damn, JonTron so powerful he reappears after nearly a year and he makes it to #2 on Trending. He's a true treasure of KZbin, missed him, ECH

[@Thaction]

#1 now. That’s his secret lol

[@patricks_music]

With content this good, it's hard not to get a chuckle from his videos

[@lauriex8832]

It's #3 now

[@kirablagoev8534]

Yeah, let’s not forget all the whacked white supremacist shit he said.

[@NTNscrub]

Kiril Blagoev Oh, he said the Jews should die and that other races are inferior?

[@localsnek]

9:45 This legitimately looks like an analogue horror just before the crazy edits of a burnt-off face and agonised screaming

[@alarmy5211]

analogue horror fans when they see something made in the past

[@lucascunha4465]

*John is smart, he is warning us of these bad products that will be targeting us by the time he post his next video*

[@amunago080]

LOL

[@MFrog406]

tru

[@happydabber4882]

*yes*

[@sircampbell]

yes

[@simplydoge2254]

@@MFrog406 u.īuĺ0pklloòpì88ì

[@jessepinkman445]

The cane fu guy is like a npc in a dojo that never runs out of dialogue, like look at the way he just looks at random spots and talks to it

[@biggiedickson]

Use this inane rambling... to your advantage...

[@Wheeley1337]

He couldn't stop yammering 🤣

[@morganpriest7726]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he said “have you heard of the high elf’s?”

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

heimskr

[@error0723]

Im i that only one who thought he sounded like nic cage?

[@Cheesefries669]

‘Where you see a loved one, Angela is seeing easy exploitation’ I fucking laughed so loud

[@mad_huntress_8796]

Angela couldn't care less about your family

[@sakuyaizayoi1945]

10:08 imagine a child/grandchild enters the room seeing his mom/grandmother like that. The therapy needed would probably last so long that he will be a senior when he's recovered

[@E100Omega123]

Real talk, imagine how terrifying Rudy would be for dementia patients. Some dude struggling to remember anything past 1964 looks up and sees a plastic golem slowly edging towards them.

[@DepravedMorgath]

Just imagine it at night. The senior gets up to do a quick bathroom break, Suddenly! From out of the shadows this tiny intruder slowly and silently creeps forth! An inhuman metallic voice confronts you in the dark and demands that you take your medication.

[@LainVics]

Everywhere at the end of time but syfy

[@scoutszewc8989]

Then the patient uses their cane skills and decks Rudy.

[@LainVics]

@@scoutszewc8989 Robot go *CRACK*

[@E100Omega123]

@@DepravedMorgath "did you sleep well?" *" n o "*

[@liogl]

He's never really gone, He's planning masterpieces.

[@solidskullz5736]

Quality over quantity, but it’s worth it every time

[@slcool1499]

Classic Jon

[@phillipnguyen8138]

(

[@grandmastr1004]

اهدا

[@mcdonaldfilipmoment]

"No one's ever really gone"

[@frenchtoast312]

“Rudy help me! I’ve fallen!” *whirrrrrrrr *have I reached you? Do not forget to take your evening medicine, Martha*

[@badatgamesguy5399]

More tea Wesley?

[@sinistrality7883]

Imagine suffering from a stroke on the floor and then your robot helper comes in and just says "remember to take your medicine at 5pm today, Lisa" and then waddles back.

[@NeoMatrix5]

"Skip the magnifying glass, slap an Acog scope on that bad boy" God I missed Jontron

[@abewear2882]

Just quote that for most siege players

[@connoryoung5297]

But it's a red dot.

[@grimlock8629]

He’s like the Avatar

[@crackineggs9510]

9 years later... "Hey everyone im back!" *everyone is dead*

[@m4d_b0t88]

MILLIONS ARE DEAD

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

Queen Elizabeth and Jontron will bury us!

[@tobubiify]

Crazy how there's possibility that some of jon fans had died since his last upload before this

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

@@tobubiify covid...

[@fanatomic24]

but he will be the same age

[@One_Moonlit_Night]

JonTron is like Santa, drops by once a year, and gently nestles a gift in your youtube feed.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Then he eats all the cookies we had, drinks all the milk, takes the TV and jumps out the window he broke to get in.

[@elihall8573]

I read santa as satin somehow

[@hoovy8081]

@@Vaguer_Weevil Then he gets back into his man cave.

[@planetrob555]

This "gift" is on the return list.

[@mattblaster2378]

@@Vaguer_Weevil yeah he just had to use a little bit of that Christmas magic

[@michaelsanders4672]

10:43 "Put it on" Always kills me😂

[@thewackerly]

JonTron is like a travelling wizard. We don't know when he'll be back, we don't know how long he's here for, and we can't wait to see him again. And we're not entirely certain he's not hiding under a bridge having a nananananap.

[@chillhour6155]

His our KZbin Gandalf

[@Ribbons0121R121]

more like were not sure if he hides his wizard outfit under the bridge where he lives and goes out into the common places without us even knowing

[@OmeCoatl054]

I can hear his moniker now... jontron the plaid lol

[@GhostlyFyre]

So he’s f*cking Jondolf the Weird?

[@dirtydeeds4free553]

A wizard arrives percisely when he means to

[@icy_bird5540]

The one thing this channel has taught me over 10 years is patience

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

But has it also taught you that you can saw a boat in half and repair it using only Flex Tape?

[@furonwarrior]

Laughs in “Mind of Freeman.”

[@wehatedota]

Yeah, my friend and I were wondering what happened to him literally actually going through old Jon videos the past week and I told him Jon will be back, he always comes back, Jon only makes content worth making. Sure enough, today out of the blue Jon is back! I knew it, and thanks for another video worth waiting for.

[@seinfan9]

You can't rush quality content.

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

Jon is probably the only youtuber that can disappear for almost a year and come back without warning and his fanbase just accepts it

[@gohansdoingwell.2353]

CoryxKenshin sorta.

[@jamescarrino3696]

We have been since 2010.

[@benitara8371]

*Coryxkenshin waves while watching his sub count grow*

[@murielleladouceur6414]

He hibernates that's why

[@herrabanani]

what else would we do? not watch his videos?

[@chicagolondongirl2906]

Jontron: (pulls out vhs tape) "Now that's professionalism." Me, a 90's kid: "He DiDn'T rEwInD iT!!!!!!"

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

“You smiled didn’t you” *smiles* “You make me sick” *feels attacked*

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

I am just starved for jontron vids

[@sterlingarcher8041]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Your username made me click on ur profile. Your channeI is soooo underrated dude

[@williambaxa]

@@sterlingarcher8041 oh wow, very true. Literally interrupted this video to watch the empty nail one. I like it a lot!

[@amymeadows9834]

Suffer! Suffer By me Smile!

[@max-UH-million]

If you uranium in a tube and then put it on your face would you get URANIUM FEVER

[@SpencerS145]

4:22 i hope we can all appreciate that solenoids: - have copper wires - use electricity - heat up artificially - can overheat

[@djimrle]

That part was bugging me too much

[@triggywinkle]

🤦 they just wanted to throw in some buzzwords

[@Bladeofdeath311]

Solenoid is just a shape. lol.

[@flyingfloorboard4097]

My god it hurt when she said that. What do they run on, snake oil!?

[@mhomer89]

@@flyingfloorboard4097 of course they don't! They only use all-natural serpentine lubricant!

[@IcyGames]

Jontron is the only person that could disappear for over 3 years then post a video that would get over 1 million views in literally a few hours

[@starr8532]

Bill wurts can do it as well

[@bobwelsh666]

Yeah

[@emeraldmines1194]

Nerd city as well

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

what if Filthy Frank came back

[@eoinreen8808]

You know he left for about half a year if not a tiny bit more right?

[@BrendanCS]

“Look at the shape of my strange body” is a great sentence.

[@juanayon231]

"without honey this video wouldn't have been possible" Shit if it weren't for Honey we'd have to wait at least 6 more months

[@rianroth1652]

bruh im dead, oint made

[@viraticwars]

God Bless Honey

[@funnyferret6064]

Nah, 8 at the VERY least!

[@adamchmielewski6162]

@@wilddog73 Ik, I literally saw him on a Warpath ad

[@journeytotheotherside]

JonTron uploads are so rare they feel like a weird product these days

[@greenbanana_3296]

Yessir

[@GreatBigSackOfPissAndWind]

Exactly

[@bananajellyfish1857]

Mmh

[@anodosarcade7355]

"Korea is one of the fastest aging countries in the world" "In korea, every 60 seconds, 2 and a half minutes passes"

[@McLesser]

The way I've heard it was "Korea is one of the fastest Asian country" Sufice to say, I lold

[@TheDonutMan3000]

„Anakin, when I was was your age, i was already 40 years old“ Obi Wan

[@meltedyakkystick3891]

"It's time to grow up Kim Jong" "But mom I'm only five" "You need to get a job and pay taxes your father and I are already in wheel chairs"

[@widebean6672]

I love the uranium in the tube bit so much, it's so suspicious but its also a really solid argument Edit: 10:32

[@mr.classybeast9382]

He said once on a podcast that when he leaves he finds it hard to come back because of how people will perceive him. Every time though he gets millions of views and he’s almost funnier then last time. Love you John.

[@IAmInfinitus208]

Plus quality.

[@thatwhichstaresback]

Plus plus we get a nice, steamy batch of memes

[@josemaldonado4812]

Yeah I love his vids. Keep it up man.

[@LiterallyNaven]

"oKaY, nOw YoU hAvE mY aTtEnTiOn" is gonna be a meme format

[@BenelliAkimbo]

Capcom after they reveal Resident Evil Village

[@adenjones1802]

I thought the same thing

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

6:46 instant meme

[@eclipsaria]

Sure is

[@O-5Council]

It already is.

[@AnimeSinsNEW]

ngl I lost it at the cane fu skit

[@yadsewnde]

It's so well done 😂 like what was that man talking about lol

[@ForeverMe543]

THE BONGOS

[@isaacfoshay336]

dude, same

[@thetrueampeeper9951]

i thought this man was nutting to anime while making this video then forgot to upload it

[@nobodybw1962]

@@yadsewnde I have no earthly idea, but it was relaxing white noise. Better than most ASMRs.

[@gremlinman9724]

honestly just drawing a messy smiley face on the robot with some permanent marker would be charming and cute, instead they printed on the face of someone who exclusively eats human kidneys

[@drdildamesh]

The only youtube personality who takes longer breaks than Congress and still has a million people click when he comes back.

[@royshaheer]

That is so true pal!!!

[@howdyfeller6983]

What about @Fitz

[@gmk9321]

Same, he always makes my day and I rewatch it even 10 years later

[@thestardustman5374]

Avgn? I generally dont know.

[@GilbertJrWaing]

Vsause pal

[@completeninjastdgaming3967]

Jontron is like that “good intentioned deadbeat dad” who always leaves but also comes back and tries to be father for a short time. But inevitably leaves again

[@gaminghq97]

Truth

[@adamdanesh3931]

yeah

[@cobainharris8134]

OK that one hit close to home.

[@two-dents]

*tries

[@shannonyarnold9966]

"And until next.... until next time." Jon NO don't disappear for another 8 months please lmao!

[@firstlast5454]

You sweet summer child

[@YourAgoblin]

He did it

[@Gigantasy]

The room tone on that mask video deserves a featured extra credit

[@crashbandicoot5636]

That mask thing reminds me of that one episode from The Office when Dwight peeled the face off of that CPR dummy and wore it.

[@litaiguess7005]

Rudy, play "stayin' alive" by the bee gees

[@daniel-hh4jn]

"Once i was afraid, i was petrified."

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

you can tell by the way i walk, I'm a ladies man, no time to talk~

[@funnybone6149]

It reminds me of a home invader that is peeking through a window to find their latest victim to rape

[@sarahbrunton1375]

"sktktktktktk, Clarice...."

[@indeimaus]

honey give the man some of those 1 million dollars saved so we get some more videos

[@justinowo5753]

I mean we would want that

[@jasonandriulaitis7885]

S T O N K S

[@Morklle]

Seriously, I need my fix

[@mastercheif259]

Big money for a big boi! I’ve missed you Jon ):

[@jacobwhy5286]

Hello Indeimaus.

[@ryanthomas9633]

“Help me Rudy, I’m having a heart attack!” *Rudy rolls over* “Remember to take your morning medication”

[@redbloxx3487]

recent reports say that heart attack rates have gone down to 0%. all caused by a robot named rudy. here we have an actual client to tell us what its like "rudy just told me to take my medicine and my heart attack was cured cause i had to go walk to my medicine to take it."

[@ryanthomas9633]

@@redbloxx3487 I was half expecting to read “here we have an actual client to tel us what it’s like” *camera pans over to a dead body lying on the floor*

[@oldreaddy3341]

@@ryanthomas9633 They both work and have the same end result.

[@expecting747]

“Rudy help me!” *Rudy puts out arms* “Hold still.” *Chokes them*

[@NS-wk6lm]

The midi had me in tears 😂

[@williedoit3381]

16:45 looks like the percussionist is playing his own balls

[@m1bl4n]

"HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND I HAVE A COMPOUND FRACTURE!" "Do you need help?" "YES!" "Don't forget to take your medication, Anthony :)"

[@statera5854]

M e d s

[@Aqua_Sol]

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.."

[@aloisverstappen7956]

We do a little trolling

[@mrmanschannel5867]

Oh thanks, my friend here was telling me I may need them... gary, GARY?!? WHERE DID GARY GO...

[@lordsepht]

Dying will ease you pain Anthony .. do you requiring more assistance Anthony ?

[@FBI-sr2eg]

Imagine being 70 and a robot lurches towards you from a dark corner of the room and tells you to take your medication

[@theflamingpi]

Sounds like my inevitable future if the city doesn't explode before then.

[@manofcultura]

I feel like you know something about this and you’re just being facetious.

[@naroshinozaki6384]

worst case scenario: granny gets a heartattack

[@blizzardregulus]

Immediately reminded of the Working Joes from Alien: Isolation. "You're being hysterical."

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

Lmfao

[@user-jw7gi8in6n]

i have gone trough a breakup, lost a close relative, had my house renovated, got a job and finished college all in the time jon went on a hiatus

[@JohnSmith-gr3pq]

Jesus, a lot can happen huh?

[@testhekid]

that's a lot

[@Melkac]

It's only been 8 months.

[@judesliggoo]

my dude are you okay?

[@AUserThatIsDeleted]

You ok dude?

[@JeezAlax]

After over 2 years, I've finally figured out what the hell the face mask thing reminds me of: That shit looks like a damn SAW trap. I'm already imagining the crazy fucking scenario now. "You've been too obsessed with beauty, you've forgotten to appreciate your natural self. *Something, something, appreciate life, or whatever*

[@DaInternetBear]

‘I won’t just randomly disappear for a year’. Thanks for classing it up and making it 240 odd days instead

[@blakejudkins7497]

I’m glad you counted

[@therealpotsmoan593]

@@blakejudkins7497 literally says 248 days at the beginning

[@Ayy-Lmao]

@@therealpotsmoan593 268

[@themidnightunit619]

I'm a monkey of diath

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

Jon actually invested money in a Comfort Wipe for a single six second visual gag. Let’s appreciate that, because the alternative is that he bought it to use.

[@TastierDrKerns]

why not both, use it for 6 secs right it off on taxes then keep it. for office or himself lol

[@forgot7en]

Learn how to count.

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@@forgot7en The great thing about jokes is that they're usually inaccurate or completely wrong. People with senses of humor can see past that easily.

[@WingMaster562]

At least, it aint a horse or a 7ft tall gnome

[@Teah8cbdude]

Or gamesto gme doge meme

[@patrickshields6954]

Jontron has the best release schedule. Every time he releases a new video, I can watch all his videos again since I've forgotten about them.

[@mike0o0animates11]

True

[@solus2074]

His genius creates a gravitational field

[@captainmilkman]

10:13 - Most commonly asked question: "Are you my mummy?"

[@TheGamerMonkeyz]

8 long months later *THE* *KING* *HAS* *RETURNED*

[@danielsmyth1392]

YESSS

[@the_sussyone1739]

The return of the king

[@flameblast7364]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@chickenwarriorr]

What's up checkmark?

[@thedappersoldier8076]

Damn, you took my joke

[@xtracheezyy9173]

Jon’s one of the only KZbinr’s to go on a super long hiatus, ghost everyone, and then come back months later and still have the same relevance he had months prior because we all come back to him like an abused housewife, unable to leave him because he’s just got that hold on us.

[@kanganaga1787]

That’s was the most perfect combination of darkness and humor I’ve ever seen

[@davidchurchman5771]

I'd argue with you but you're right

[@CsykKrit]

Hahahaha

[@AfferbeckBeats]

I wish Natalie Tran would do that ;_;

[@williamshaoul8088]

Goddamn this comment got dark quick😂

[@meatbleed]

2.7 million views already. Some creators are just immune to this "1 video a day" algorithm. Glad to see Jon enjoying life and not obsessing over shitting out videos

[@domantasdziakonis9629]

Def agree. These drama channels that keep popping make me want to puke. And idk why they keep recommending them because i hate them. Theres a reason why Jon gets the big bucks.

[@darthvader2994]

Arguably one of the biggest KZbinrs in a way

[@cameronsteel8801]

Did it really say that number of views when you left your comment?

[@thebrawlbros1382]

@@cameronsteel8801 probably not

[@MrManslayerX]

@@cameronsteel8801 It was edited, they probably modified that.

[@sophiawidzowski1757]

Jon twerking that ridiculously-sized fake butt was one of the most interesting thing I have ever seen in my life and has brought me so much laughter. I’ve watched this video at least 15 times and I swear every time it gets to the fake badonka-donk twerking, I cry from laughter. Beautiful *mwah*

[@Wilburgur]

When I see JonTron has uploaded: 6:46

[@whiteyaksha7232]

😂😂😂

[@ChromaticChamber]

Speaking of uploads I can't wait for your next one! 😹

[@SolaFideSolusChristus]

When I see Wilburgur has uploaded: 6:46

[@WalkerLarson497]

Hi

[@antthegord9411]

ayy its my boi will! hope you're doing well mate! love your stuff :D

[@Lucas-lf3di]

imagine lying on the floor dying and this robot stares at you with its dead eyes asking if you took your medication

[@Rejukem]

"Robot call 911!" "I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you do that."

[@krzbrew]

Imagine this robot is all you get as attention from your kids.

[@l0nkzolda202]

@@Rejukem r/cursedcomments

[@R9beats]

Jon is preparing us for his next hiatus where he will come back looking like the general demographic of these products 👀

[@BROXBasher]

I know, right? He looks like he just finished recording Space Ace.

[@chileanguyfleegman1908]

Yes!

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

came back to binge Jon again like always, and I died laughing at the Cane-fu shiit again, just as much as the first time. I literally had a wheezing fit. Man the whole video is hysterical, but the cane-fu part fkng kills me every time. I wonder how many people have missed the gem at the end of the video, with the extra scene?

[@sageeye1253]

“I’m trying too hard to be relevant” I don’t think Jon knows how many classic memes he’s given birth to

[@marimo9575]

I thought I had unknowingly commented on Jon's video until I read your name.

[@badasscrusader]

I think he does,but like most memes die pretty quickly

[@sageeye1253]

@@marimo9575 My long lost twin. I’ve found you 😂😂

[@FredrickTesla]

Jon is that friend who you love but only shows up in your life like once or twice a year. He'll never overstay his welcome.

[@anxiety1949]

Matter a fact he understays his welcome

[@Dyljim]

Matter a fact he gone already

[@eekembookum]

Matter a fact he was never here

[@a13yellowsnow]

Matter of fact he

[@cermitdafog7811]

Matter of fact, he took my cookies

[@SniperOnSunday]

Therapist: "Thicc JonTron doesn't exist, he can't clap you to death." Thicc JonTron: 8:21

[@Iqbual]

A warrior's death

[@jeremy1392]

Looking through the comments before watching the video was perhaps a mistake...

[@pancakedestroyer5289]

@@Iqbual and a master of Kean fu

[@medicmayhem1]

8:07 i love how he takes a moment to stop making fun of the product to make fun of the guy 😂

[@SimplyChris]

I've never been so happy to something show up in my feed.

[@gumbywithagun4293]

same

[@movitz6391]

It’s like a very early Christmas!

[@krakenzilla.]

very exciting stuff

[@lardlover3730]

Same

[@profitablebumbum]

me too brother. me too.

[@drac3650]

"This is made from solenoids" Grandma better not have a pacemaker or the electromagnetic field's gonna get her cold real fast.

[@nuclearfilms9754]

Can confirm, this product did the opposite of warming my grandfather up.

[@lilwyvern4]

@@nuclearfilms9754 Sounds like you got your money's worth then.

[@Leifman-ke8dz]

@@lilwyvern4. Zc

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@lilwyvern4 hol up

[@declanwright5477]

I love how they say how it does not use copper cable to heat up but actually solenoids. The problem is that solenoids are copper cables in a coil to generate Heat and electromagnetic fields

[@breelee1400]

John. Please don’t disappear into the abyss again- we depraved humans miss you.

[@egziverpendlebury2431]

I've got bad news for you.

[@cheekibreeki9515]

@@egziverpendlebury2431 oh no!! Anyway...

[@daren7786]

Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand

[@Indo-Sama777]

@@daren7786 got family? They could help with that, KZbin isn't a place to ask for help bud

[@4skintim962]

@@Indo-Sama777 it’s a scam. The last place anyone in actual dire need would beg is on KZbin. This scumbag is perfectly fine

[@canyouputapriceonpeace]

jontron is seriously the only channel on this site anymore that makes me consistently cackle with every video. quality content across the board, always has been.

[@PukiLynx]

At this point Jonton hiatuses are just him trying to find the weirdest stuff on the internet

[@jackd4634]

Nice name

[@yourface2406]

Yes. And I love the wait

[@Babylauncher3000]

He should know by now we would watch him review anything.

[@kendrickstock4363]

It's not that hard to find anything this weird on the internet.

[@cdubsb3831]

@@Babylauncher3000 I would watch him give commentary over games. Ngl. Maybe pair him with a newgrounds animator. Like Oney.

[@wyrmshard]

I mean... the break was shorter than last time. We're improving!

[@daren7786]

Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand

[@4skintim962]

@@daren7786 shut up. Stop begging. Make money.

[@RandumbR6Clips]

@@daren7786 shut up

[@Chessete]

You know the pandemic has been too long when JonTron comes back from another hiatus and we still haven't left quarantine

[@Dandruffshampoo]

Historians: "The pandemic was three Jontron videos long." Student: 'Holy crap, my little brother is only two Jontron videos old!'

[@qwirky1709]

Ouch, too real lol

[@somedude8791]

Plandemic.

[@MariktheGunslinger]

The place I live barely even had a quarantine, we just wore masks and reduced capacity, and that was the end of it.

[@crittr]

good boy

[@VERYSTINKYBOY]

Imagine walking in on your family sitting in the living room with the mask on. That would be so freaky 😂

[@HoldenHardman]

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Stan gets mad at the channels that sell crappy jewelry to old people. They put a magnet on a cheap magnifying glass and stuck it to nail clippers. 3 EaSy pAyMeNtS Of $19.99 *plus processing and handling

[@flawer1316]

Up next: Purify water for purified water

[@kaphizmey6229]

all the inferior checkmarks in this comment section are bothering me

[@sirpretzel822]

And Stan gets the guy to kill himself, good shit

[@harryennis2332]

Exactly what i was thinking

[@daltonwilliams1723]

@@sirpretzel822 well not Stan, but he gets the ball rolling to encourage other old people.

[@landon1534]

Jon is the only KZbinr who can leave for months and then return no questions asked

[@teethcoat4274]

You don’t watch a lot of youtubers, huh?

[@user-xf6ox6zx4w]

J

[@dontletmememandie6506]

No you forgot GradeAunderA

[@samreeve9738]

And collosal

[@warezz1743]

I can think of a few

[@admiralnelson655]

6:45 "Ok, Now You Have My Attention." *Let's all celebrate the newborn meme format, lads.*

[@PhenrirX]

That face kinda reminds me of markiplier since he does that a lot. And I will making soo many memes with this.

[@retrorebootmusic]

11:59 "Irreversible Damage" Could also work as a replacement for "You fucking killed her, dude" or whatever that format was

[@somecrazyguy6893]

Mmm yes

[@admiralnelson655]

@@retrorebootmusic I like how he says it so perfectly lol.

[@sleepingnowplsproductions7303]

Omg it's Elon musk

[@FlorianXXV]

A solenoid (/ˈsoʊlənɔɪd/,[1]) is a type of electromagnet, the purpose of which is to generate a controlled magnetic field through a coil wound into a tightly packed helix. The coil can be arranged to produce a uniform magnetic field in a volume of space when an electric current is passed through it. The term solenoid was coined in 1823 by André-Marie Ampère to designate a helical coil. (Credit to Wikipedia) Litteraly a magnet made from a wire that is spun into a coil. Wich heat's up the same as a "normal copper wire"