Attempting Skyrim's Dumbest "Quests"

[@Joov]

Had a ton of fun with this one! Wish we could've gotten to more suggestions because they were all great! - If you all enjoy this one though, I can certainly dig into the community post from before or make a new one for more fun quests. More videos soon!

[@natalie022]

In order to make items stay put you need to drop them, leave the cell/room, reload once, and THEN you can go back inside and move them… something about items needing at least one load to register or something, it just works…😊

[@Shayhammowolf]

Please check it! I had my idea and I can't wait to see you do it.

[@schoo9256]

Please do a series! There were so many good ones on the old community post and I'm sure there are so many good ones yet to be voiced

[@Joov]

@@schoo9256 There really were so many good ones!

[@dr.JackieBright]

I would love to see someone use the flying bucket glitch to fly from markarth to the college of winterhold. It's an absolutely insane thought, and I'm certainly not expecting you to do it. It just feels like that would be insane to watch. And before anyone says you would fly too high to land safely, you can control your height. You just need to be very careful.

[@TheNextDecade244]

The best part of the extreme makeover was imagining Astrid seeing her new inductee just... pull out an entire truckload of random bullshit out of his pants, ignore her demand and spend a few hours walking around meticulously decorating the shack.

[@AutumnSwift2]

And then leaving

[@eviem5658]

Fits right in with the rest of the brotherhood

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

“I prefer to kill my victims in a nice looking place, thank you very much.”

[@mettatonex7221]

Just when she thought she'd seen it all...

[@orhankocak9279]

And then everything exploding

[@sindurwavesismaturf]

24:00 If a kid says something along the lines of "i hate you" or "I hope monsters come and eat you" that means he saw you kill his parents

[@yeahokay8501]

I'm pretty sure the monster eating kid is always like that

[@roerose4449]

"i HATE you, ill hate you forever, and ever, and ever" to be precise. i did this challenge

[@rustyjones7908]

Skyrim kids don't play. One time I stole a few tomatoes out of the bannered mare, and Lucia scraped together enough coin to have a group of thugs try to kick my ass. I admired her spirit and adopted her afterwards.

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@rustyjones7908they probably did it for free out of fear for the immortal deities that are children in bethesda games

[@Nikolaj11]

Generally friends and family of the Dragonborn's victims will know the Dragonborn was their loved one's murderer regardless of having witnessed it or not. You see it in this video here with how Amren talked to Ty Bennington just before being unalived. One of the Dark Brotherhood quests has you kill the Jarl of Falreath's bodyguard and the Jarl will sneer at you afterwards. I found it annoying so I experimented with the console, plopping the bodyguard down in further and further away locations and the Jarl would still know I was the killer.

[@Shiestey]

It’s funny how raven rock jail is nicer than a large chunk of Skyrim’s residents homes.

[@99geck]

yet another piece of evidence towards dunmer superiority

[@AppealtoImmortality]

Skyrim equivalent to average jail cell in Norway vs best apartment in Detroit.

[@LowResCatExplosion]

@ok and and yet every time a thief accosts me it's always a dark elf or argonian 🤔

[@Precious.Achiuwa]

@@LowResCatExplosion found the khajiit

[@RUMBLERUCKUS]

​@Precious Achiuwa you mean the nord?? 😅

[@wearytaco1641]

Okay but a book ranking all the jails in Skyrim would 100% be a book you would find in Skyrim 😂

[@arandomguy7367]

I believe it IS a book you find in Skyrim

[@tiggyvolts9076]

It could be written by Cynric from the thieves guild, whose past job it was to get imprisoned in order to break out with someone the client knows or something. Feels fitting

[@Sheogarath]

Where can i find it

[@evanprince3875]

@@arandomguy7367do you know where it is or what it's called?

[@arandomguy7367]

@@evanprince3875 I don't, sorry. I just remember finding it once in Riften jail. I think it might be related to the Thieves Guild, you could probably look up info based on that

[@Marieeeeuhhhh]

Ahhh yes, another day in Skyrim. Collecting kids and decorating a murder house🤗

[@tatecrossette2855]

Yeah, they're just simple everyday chores

[@CrashOzzy1223]

Casually on a Thursday (uploaded on a Thursday)

[@Miss_Camel]

I had to start literally the whole game over bc I had no idea this game had extensive lore and like a whole ass backstory, or that it was so big, and I killed too many important characters to basically do anything, but I sure af did intentionally NOT adopt Lucia this time. What a little shit! Sofie, no regrets. Give her a dagger and watch her stab a mannequin and groom her sibling. 😂 This time I got her and the kid from…I want to say the mine? Ale-something. He’s a good one. Husband upgrade, too! Next time I play a video game I will do my damn research, bet.

[@DH-gq7bm]

Basically owning hjerim with kids

[@sunrise_reverie]

For anyone who wants to do interior decorating in Skyrim, get Jaxonz Positioner mod. It lets you take everything from everywhere and place it at home (also resize it, rotate, and lock in place). It's GREAT fun! But if you want to set up some havoc-enabled items, first drop them from inventory, save, reload, and only then move them into place and lock with Jaxonz. Otherwise they may reset to the original drop position.

[@sunrise_reverie]

And by everything, I mean everything. Rugs, furniture (you can sit on placed chairs/sleep in beds), foxes, butterflies, dragons. Rarely a mod object may not work. Seems quite random.

[@JustaThing]

We love some good home decorating

[@kidashian4658]

Once I discovered this mod, I spent more time gathering decor and remodeling player homes than playing the actual game... 11/10 best mod.

[@elyndafae1593]

Wow! That's a must have for me! I just hate it when I accidentally knock things over in my house: putting it back where it was is a real pain, even when I can actually remember how you pick things up. The first time I encountered that feature of the game was by accident, and I thought it was a bug! I found myself dragging dead bandits about and couldn't figure how to let go of them.

[@plaguenplay3516]

noted, thanks!

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Raven Rock tries to keep you in by making it better to stay than leave!

[@Joov]

We're used to not leaving around here

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

@@Joov What better way to keep somebody in prison than by making it better than the outside world?

[@appelofdoom8211]

​@@Joovcan you play skyrim without leaving the bullwark when?

[@PunkZombie1300]

On a recent-ish playthrough I used an alternate start mod to start the game as a Dunmer in Raven Rock. I was on Survival mode and there was no way to actually get off the island without fast travel because there's no dialogue with the ship captain if you never spoke to him in Skyrim. I eventually had to turn Survival mode off to finally get to Skyrim, but I did that once I was mostly out of things to do (you can't start the main DLC questlines without progressing the main vanilla quest), so I ended up spending probably a good 10+ hours just living in Raven Rock and trying to survive while completing most of the NPC quests there. It definitely made me appreciate it more than the other cities in the game. Normally you don't spend that long in each city nor interact that much with the people there.

[@Snamwiches]

So happy Knud’s in a better situation now. Those stairs look phenomenal

[@Joov]

We even have Nintendo at the tower!

[@Joyful_Traitor]

Your quickload with the abandoned house made me laugh it took so long just to have it ruined

[@alyssawalker23]

Lol, as soon as I heard him say quick load I cringed in anticipation 😂

[@MrBrewskiDrewski]

Didn’t extreme makeover also make those homes way too expensive and the families had to move out shortly after? Kind of a double edged sword if you ask me. Now the dark brotherhood is going to have to find a new murder den.

[@roseolivas08]

Jokes aside, this is true- usually the taxes they have to pay on the new value of the house is too much for the already strapped families to handle :/

[@reaganharder1480]

​@@roseolivas08 car lotteries have the same issue

[@smergthedargon8974]

Isn't it great how the government forces you out of a nice home?

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

@@roseolivas08 We just love property taxes, don't we?

[@Quirkee37]

​@@reaganharder1480 With car lotteries you can pretty easily just sell the car and get a more affordable at least, and probably make a profit from it. Selling a house and then buying a new house you can afford that's also in the right area can be super time consuming and it can be way harder to turn a profit unless you already have a lot of money

[@ItsJabo]

My favourite episode of Extreme Makover Home Edition is when this kid enjoyed playing soccer so the evil genuis that is Ty Bennington decided to put LITERAL fake grass all over his bedroom floor 🙃

[@Joov]

Nah forreal the kids rooms were always just a Pimp My Ride episode 😭😭

[@heirofaniu]

My favorite part of that show is how all the home renovations made the property tax go up to the point where the family, which was already in dire straits, just straight up couldn't afford to live there anymore and had to move out/lost the house anyways.

[@aubreyh1930]

@@heirofaniudidn’t they choose to go on the show? Isn’t it their own fault for not learning what would happen after? I don’t think these people just randomly showed up, held them at gunpoint and demanded that they let them renovate their house

[@heirofaniu]

@Aubrey H I'm laughing at the irony of the situation, not a particular person or persons.

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@heirofaniu Not ust the property tax the renovation itself is considered "Income"

[@kaichihuahua5229]

the items exploding was my very first "experience" with skyrim and made me so UPSET, i felt that so hard got breezehome and put all my food and decor i had hoarded on the table, took me a FRUSTRATING hour left to grab more cups, came back... instantly went to learn how to mod the game

[@Joov]

I'm genuinely upset I let my muscle memory quick load for me in that moment. I completely voided any chance at a great before/after shot

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I've had a situation with three pies before. One randomly flipped into the air, landing on the edge of the second one, which flipped and made the third flip. I couldn't even be mad, it was hilarious

[@Slender_Man_186]

@@Romanticoutlaw on one hand I’m tempted to call bullshit, on the other, yeah, that sounds like something that might happen “because Skyrim.”

[@jeghaterdegforfaen]

I feel you. I tried to have a bunch gems in a display case. It turns out you can't have a lot of gems neatly put together like that.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

Here's hoping Elder Scrolls 6 has a better physics engine.

[@endertoad7613]

im just imagining astrid sitting there for an hour just wodnering to herself "what kind of lunatic did i pick up?"

[@leobarnes4593]

A 40 min Joov vid? The night before my exam? You are a bad influence.

[@Joov]

I am hereby ordering you to go back to studying

[@Zealot_cs]

@@Joov Yeah Leo, dont drop out or neglect your studies. It's a bad rabbit hole from there on out easily 90% of the time

[@grahamquzeul8678]

Only skip studying if you're rich

[@BierBart12]

@@grahamquzeul8678 Don't skip studying if you're rich. Undereducated super rich people are the reason we're in a lot of this mess

[@theinfinity2988]

@@BierBart12 I would say smart rich people are more “dangerous”

[@delphinium4987]

The Bulwark wasn't even a prison, it was a rehabilitation facility. It had a zen garden (the escape route), an animal adoption program (the floaty guys whose name I always forget), educational material (books), it encouraged socialization with other inmates (booze), it had it all! The only thing it was missing was like a therapist. 10/10

[@juchenecromancer5644]

Netch

[@KysEcstacy]

The bulwark is better than almost every prison in the real world wtf

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@KysEcstacy It is lacking a couch, a TV, sports paraphernalia, a bathroom, and most important of all, education and work opportunities to prepare a better life after release.

[@jaygamings6888]

Dancing waifu of copyright defense is probably the best way I've ever seen anyone get around copyright ever.

[@Joov]

Fun fact: This video still got hit with 3 different copyright claims bc I fell in love with a few tunes from Ski Safari and Overcooked - also! This was 100% inspired by Cosmonaut Variety Hour. Great channel!

[@xbon1]

Oki doki boomer

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

She seems familiar, but I can't remember from where.

[@ThatWildcard]

I just imagine the dev who implemented the orphan mechanic was like "oh no what about the kids if a dragon eats their parents? They must be cared for!" And accidentally made the children a collectible

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

Now we need Ty Pennington's extreme makeover to be renewed for fallout 3.

[@diaperfang5293]

I second this notion

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Yes!

[@twofacedlover]

well, today I learned that you can actually orphan and adopt those kids lmfao 💀 12 years of playing skyrim and I still learn new things

[@Polomance862]

I found this out after dragons killed Dorthe's parents in Riverwood and later found her in the orphanage. I used this knowledge to kill Lemkil to adopt Sissel.

[@daymuntaku6590]

the 'House Flipper' soundtrack playing while you're trying to mush a torch into the rafters of the shack is what really sells it 😂

[@OsirisGrimoire]

I always feel bad about the city orphans i can't adopt getting stuck doing child labor. Sucks that you aren't given the option to send them to the orphanage after freeing it from Grelod; and yet, the game let's you send other children there by murdering their parents. Also, no chance to adopt Aventus Aretino

[@remsilvertongue25]

I'm not sure if this was ever suggested, but it'd be interesting to try to create a little serial killing plot by giving your kills a little personality. Like by decorating your crime scenes in interesting ways, leaving a calling card of sorts. Maybe aiming to kill every butcher and display their corpse among their wares, or killing alchemists with their own supplies could work as possible end goals.

[@ironwraith852]

That’s such a fun idea! The Butcher of Butchers!

[@colten7525]

I would love to do that but the NPCs in Bethesda somehow _always_ know if you commit a crime

[@EthanHyland]

​@@colten7525 One time, my dad married Camilla Valerius. That was a mistake. Sven or Faendal came by still trying to woo their girl. Of course, my dad was like WTF and killed him and got a bounty for it.

[@FlowersOfIcetor]

That’s even more fun since the butchers in Skyrim are pretty much all Namira worshipping cannnibals

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Mix it with the first quest. Kill everyone who lives in a home, then decorate their house until it looks spectacular. Bonus points if you have a custom note mod and leave a note with your business details on it on the table.

[@thediethrower1803]

Next up, making the starting town in Fallout 4 look like the old days. Really bring back that feeling that made the Lone Survivor move in originally!

[@ghoul-corpse]

YEAH sounds splendid!!... i tried to... I... you DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I SUFFERED AND IT STILL AFTER 3 YEARS OF WORK WASNT YET DONE...

[@AutumnSwift2]

Without mods and skill there is no way to actually achieve it.

[@ghoul-corpse]

@@AutumnSwift2 exactly 🙃😔☹️😭😢😖😣

[@nathanbarrett4402]

I actually did this on my first playthrough. Did a ton of rug glitches to fix all the house walls, fixed the pickets fences and added street lamps all along the roads.

[@DH-gq7bm]

I refuse to believe those lustron homes would look that shitty after 200 years. Yeah the country was bombed but not right at sanctuary hills. The lustron houses look shittier than the wood ones. Why is all of the metal paneling completely gone. And the refugees moving in and attempting to fix that steaming mess is tragic. I wish they were actually intact, then it would just be a matter of decorating.

[@deedreamerify]

"sacrifice yourself for the Elder Rolls" caught me completely off guard 😂

[@mangomadnes1103]

The lovely thing with ‘home decorating’ in Skyrim is that when you reload an area; items will spawn where you initially dropped them, not where you moved them

[@NateFroge]

36:52 “come to gawk at the monster” is my new pickup line.

[@MinnowTF]

‘why does nobody love me’

[@FrostyTheSnowPickle]

20:47 CassieBubbles: Hi Joov! So happy to catch another stream! How are you doing? Joov: Our first objective is to *orphan every possible child in game,* so we have to kill fifteen sets of parents.

[@spinerflame7922]

Cant forget the single frame of someone emoting "TOS"

[@Buhyeu]

“Surprise it’s your new dad” that feckin killed me lol, nicely done

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

You actually made the abandoned shack look so good, the lighting changed it so much. Such a shame quickloading screws everything over so much 😔

[@Xiporah]

I have an "endless chopping" mod, so when I'm low on gold, I can set my character up at a chopping block and go smoke a bowl or check on the laundry or go pee. I'm tempted to leave it running overnight. One day in Skyrim takes 1 hour and 12 minutes irl, so leaving it overnight would be over a week in game of my character doing absolutely nothing but chopping wood with a blank expression, never sleeping, never stopping.

[@autismreal4]

Do it.

[@erickzamora921]

I would love to know why you’d do this over adding the gold yourself 🙏🏽 Genuinely curious as to why you prefer one over the other friend !

[@Xiporah]

@@erickzamora921 I'm not going to lie, It sounds nice in the background, especially if you're chopping in Riverwood. (Unless a certain wood elf decides to start simping in your ear about the only single woman in town.) My other favorite way to make ridiculous amounts of gold is to mix Blue Mountain Flowers and Hanging Moss together to make a worthless potion that sells for a lot of gold and helps you level alchemy super quickly.

[@EthanHyland]

​@@Xiporah For a potion that both fortifies your health and heals you, mix Blue Mountain Flowers and Wheat.

[@ogfridgeman5546]

Ew a stoner

[@flabbergasted6231]

I just love everything about Ravenrock. They seem to genuinely care about people there. It feels like home whenever you go there and I don't know why. I know that they are big about family and being respectful especially to the dead even if it is an enemy. They will build a tomb and give a proper burial for a dead enemy that they respect despite the fact they were enemies.

[@darienb1127]

Raven Rock was abandoned by the East Empire company, so now it's just an ex-mining town. It's a tight knit community becuase it has to be to survive in that dustbowl. Basically it's a "It's hell, but it's OUR hell." situation

[@flabbergasted6231]

@Darien B Yeah, you learn that lore I believe from the old miner you help and also from the merchant you sell east empire pendants to. I can't remember if the bar keep and the town leaders also tell you about it or not but I think they give a bit of lore about it. There are also books about it if I remember right. It has been a while since I read them though. I think the reason it feels so homey to me though is probably the atmosphere with the music and sound effects also the architecture is really cool. And all the warm colors. The people can be cranky but not bad compared to how annoying most nord guards are in Skyrim. Most of the time they call you by a term of respect which is funny considering the old elderscroll games. 😂

[@FubblerCo.]

I haven't played fully through, can you live there?

[@TheMoonRover]

@@FubblerCo. In Raven Rock? Yes, you get Severin Manor as a reward for doing a few side quests which help the town.

[@mistersandman3446]

​@@flabbergasted6231 well by the time you normally get to Solstheim you're way stronger and well armed than the usual human, so they'd best respect you.

[@StrudelerOfTheTSociety]

You couldn't send the home owners on vacation during the redesign, so your crew just put bags on their heads. Now that is creativity!

[@Mayhyn]

I'm surprised you didn't get an item mod for decorating. I've done some interior design myself and used Decorator Helper that lets you rotate items with controls and lock items in place to prevent the... explosions.. after saves.

[@scottshort8540]

I never understood why Astrid was upset that you killed Grelod. Supposedly, the kid had been doing the black sacrament for a hot minute and the dark brotherhood took forever to respond

[@west3Dgaming]

If it takes more than 30 minutes it's free

[@plaguenplay3516]

nobody likes competition. and so they try to eliminate you either by murder or by making you an ally

[@DShephard91]

"Restocking the orphanage" is the funniest allegory for serial murder I've heard in a while.

[@villings]

extreme makeover home edition worked like this: they fixed your house, you moved back in, forced to sell it after a few months because it was very expensive to maintain not a whole lotta "wholesome" actually

[@riseoftheflutes1739]

Only 9 gave up their homes...and 2 had foreclosures as of 2020. A quick google search would have proven you wrong.

[@schoo9256]

​@RiseOfTheFlutes relieved to hear this actually

[@bn444]

You say 9, as if that's not a lot of families that had to uproot themselves due to 'charity'. The fact that it financially ruined multiple (typically impoverished) families at all is kinda shitty. It was a seemingly wholesome show, that was financially ignorant at best, and predatory at worst.

[@Nick-bb4nk]

​@@bn444Correlation is not causation If they were poor, they were going to lose the house anyway

[@bn444]

@@Nick-bb4nk "Correlation is not causation" Proceeded to use the most reductive form of that line of thinking. The evidence is there, especially since the reboot of the show has this exact issue in mind. Your comment is just beyond naive.

[@nunyabusiness8160]

For anyone not aware, the trick to getting around the "exploding" is dropping everything first, saving/loading, THEN start positioning things.

[@NotOnLand]

I mostly remember Extreme Makeover from the meme of how they'd focus on one specific thing for the kids' rooms. Little girl: "I kinda like horses I guess" Ty: "We made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you 3 pet horses and we're paying for surgery to make you into a horse!!"

[@cyikes8271]

I actually originally played Skyrim the interior design way when I first played the game. I knew at some point I would decorate a home so I started picking up every furnishing object in sight, one infinite inventory mod later I finally dumped my collection of trinkets in breezehome and ended up crashing the game. I've never been able to enter breezehome since

[@blademasterzero]

Yeah the reason your sweet roll kept vanishing was because you moved too far away from the original drop point. If you put it into your inventory every now and then it would reset the drop point and it wouldn’t vanish “I’m aware this sort of invalidates the challenge but it’s all I can think of”

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Favorite part of this is Joov mispronouncing Knud in 7 different ways 😂

[@katiebrown3811]

Joov never disappoints. Unless he doesn't show up to my birthday.

[@willis19997]

I love you Bethesda doug doug, keep up the quality content x

[@Joov]

Wait until we make this a Peggle exclusive channel

[@brownfulla202]

Hi I’m sorry but it is nearly 3am, I will watch tomorrow

[@Joov]

I'm gunna need a signed doctor's note to allow this absence

[@brownfulla202]

@@Joov Please excuse my dear friend - The doctor

[@privatepessleneck]

something worth noting for whiterun and I think solitude prison have spots you can grab the evidence/belongings chests from a safe spot.

[@Joov]

Yes! There was quite a few things I couldn't include in that section and cut for time. I wanted to make sure to get every jail in the chapter (Besides Windhelm lol) without it going on for far too long. Even still I think it's a bit long compared to the other quests in this video.

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

@@Joov Why not Windhelm? Doesnt feel complete without it

[@whiterunguard6319]

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I subscribed to Joov.."

[@tanna_k]

There're like 3 enemies you need to deal with if you go to Ivarstead through Helgen

[@tatecrossette2855]

Joov, I could feel your pain the entirety of the first task. I know exactly how it feels. Especially when you're doing to toa. Home you own and then after you're finally finished or just need a break you leave and then when you come back the stuff flyers around everywhere. It sucks. Then rinse and repeat a few dozen times until you learn that it won't work because after a set period of time after having left your house the stuff that originally spawned there will be reset to their locations so you can't put gems or jewelry in display cases because they'll fly out (not exactly sure why it happens for display cases tho because nothing spawns in them), you can't have cool items stay on the shelves after you move other things off. It sucks. However if you want real pain. Use the fortify restoration exploit to get a god potion of enchanting and then make some boots that give you infinite carry weight. Then go on some journeys, complete various quests and quest lines while collecting cool items, weapons and armors along your way. Also choose a few specific items or types of items to collect, I chose to grab all the books I could, all the gems, soul gems, potions, poisons, crafting ingredients and then, for a reason that I'm not sure of, skulls. Then after you've gone on lots of journeys, helped dozens of people, completed a good handful of quests and gathered several thousand various items with a cumulative weight of a few thousand pounds, go back to a house you own. Then try to coherently sort and store it all. Trust me it sucks. If I get sent to hell and I have 2 different punishments I can choose from, the first being sorting several tens of thousands of items out IRL but only having to do it once before I can be free to chill or the second option being to do what is probably the most hated quest of all time throughout all games, No Stone Unturned IRL but instead of only like 20 stones I have to look for it's 100,000 and they're hidden and spread across a land larger than the size of the entire freaking known universe and still once I find them all I have start again.... I'd choose the infinite Stones of Barenziah. Wow that was a lot more to type than I originally thought.

[@jamtoast4302]

I’m doing this my next play through (the second one anyway I love that idea)

[@fransthefox9682]

Joov: "I fear no man, but that thing." *The word autumntide* Joov: "It scares me."

[@Geist1337]

This one was pretty top-tier. The AI one felt kinda dodgy as to the real goal and the feasibility of performing it in the game, but this was both silly AND realistically achievable. Would love to see more of it.

[@HarvestLockwood]

Ooo, Raven Rock's jail makes me want to start a new character there who starts in jail and escapes but has to start with nothing but whatever they got from the dungeon reward chest at the end.

[@mettatonex7221]

I feel like that Winterhold Guard knew exactly what Ty was doing, reviewing the various jails in Skyrim, so he wanted to give The Chill a very strong and memorable introduction.

[@pandoffee]

Joov, I hate to be corny, but your videos have been a highlight in my life the past few months. You and your content have been a huge aid in getting me out of a rough patch in my life and I am so glad I found your channel. Keep up the good work! We appreciate you!!

[@Joov]

Glad you're out of that patch! Happy to help with my goofy adventures. Thanks for following along. Hope you're doing well

[@Jackal-xc9sw]

Please make this a series. I love these stupid ass quests

[@pawelos4rpg2]

why did you cut out windhelm? Awesome video other than that!

[@chesterfieldmcfistycups2836]

“A LEGO set that, instead of instructions, just made fun of you the whole time, as you did it..” This is how i viewed my own existence when I misunderstood the biology lesson on “the building blocks of life”.

[@ANISanis.]

You got me with "suprise it's your new dad"😂😂😂

[@wotchermystic2335]

The Companions living quarters is very cozily decorated. It’s such a nice change from the dreariness of the rest of Skyrim.

[@illunreal3938]

Vod channel is better then Twitch chat, if you think I’m wrong your wrong because I’m not wrong and you are wrong so that’s why I am not wrong

[@Joov]

I'm calling for a ceasefire. Peace between nations please!

[@illunreal3938]

@@Joov hmmm such a agreement may be considered I must speak to my superiors.

[@karlissulcs3822]

Yooooo, Joov back at it again. I had a long, stressful day and I'm so grateful that I'll get to check out your video to relax and chill. Thank you, truly.

[@ScottFilmsThings]

You should do more videos of viewer suggested quests like this, this was great

[@gendarmeowl4689]

4:18 that was indeed cool

[@Joov]

Literally just needed and excuse to show it off. I believe the difficulty was set to Expert at the time, so any lower and it would've been a one hit KO!

[@bdeadlyyt]

I used to have the biggest crush on Ty Pennington. Loved seeing him randomly show up here lol.

[@cesarquijano94]

I will always be your fan, Joov. Your videos are funny every time I watch them. Can you play with a mod that spawns enemies correlating to what you say into the mic?

[@polalak2]

Perfect timing man, I just got home and I'm ready to watch some good content

[@cloudyvulpine]

i can't want to see The Chill with Rocky

[@modddy0025]

What is the sauce of the Dancing Waifu of Copyright Defence? I need to shake the author's hand

[@jessiehogue.]

So, for future completionists attempting the decorating 'quest': first drop the items you intend to place in the room (maybe a dozen at once) from the menu; exit the house, enter again, and THEN move them where you want without putting them in your inventory. That's when they should stay where you put them. (I'm told quick-saving and loading after coming back inside helps, but I haven't noticed a difference). Rince, repeat.

[@Mobysimo]

I didnt know the Chill even existed Its problably the coolest part of Winterhold. Pun intended

[@DeepzPlayz]

These should be new CC Content quests 😮

[@flutterfox2625]

I've watch this video before but I'm just now realizing Joov added House Flipper music for the "decorate a murder shack" quest.😂

[@FTChomp9980]

These Skyrim challenges are funny!

[@lothre]

Bulwark Prison was no joke. Makes incarceration in Canada prisons look like a Whiterun cell. I would totes commit a crime to get that sweet Bulwark bachelor's pad.

[@Matt-md5yt]

man I love it when you do crazy stuff like this, any chance Fallout 4 will be used one day?

[@Joov]

I'd love to. Could be really fun as there's plenty of mechanics to have fun with

[@Matt-md5yt]

​@@Joov sweet

[@billywayne1007]

Man you could just make a series of redecorating skyrim houses and I'd watch all of them.

[@natalie022]

I’ve been wondering how many kids you can orphan in Skyrim my question has finally been answered!

[@TheAlison1456]

the copyright defense waifu is from a presently uncredited artist from pixiv I don't really care, but the irony is funny

[@valthorix7347]

So sometimes when two havok items are touching and the game saves, it interprets their locations as overlapping, and if you don't 'lock' them, they get pushed apart as reality asserts itself which causes the exploding problem. If you notice in other places with food and plates on tables, the food is actually hovering over the plate to prevent the explosion. You can safely put small stuff inside a non - havok item (like a brazier or something) and they'll just shudder a bit on load but havok inside unlocked havok is a disaster waiting to happen.

[@MadGameBoy]

I always hated that. Fallout 3, new vegas, 4, you could decorate by placing physical objects down and theyd stay there. Skyrim? Shit explodes when you refresh the area or load a save

[@heyhey9201]

Joov really sounds like the narrator in arrested development😂

[@JeremyBell97]

Image mentioning off-hand you kinda like horses, and then they build a room 100% horse themed, like they make the floor out of straw and make it seem like a stable. You can’t bring friends over now

[@jbonefatcat5103]

Hell yeah, a new Micky D and a new Joov video in the same day 🎉

[@outerdawnspace]

New video idea: Skyrim's dumbest "builds". See how creative and stupid you can get;)

[@GerikKnight76]

These were some very fun vods to watch as they went up. And it was fun to see the highlights reel for all of them.

[@plant_jesus]

dude i fuckinh love your content man this stuff is awesome i’ve been followed for a while and even caught a few streams but this challenge really showed me more of your humor?? idk?? it just felt different than the usual challenges, and it was epic! nice job dude

[@endruv_2287]

I've only seen an episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition maybe once probably a decade ago. And I remember it quite well. That's the power of Ty Pennington.

[@tiffd5484]

Skyrim and House Flipper are my most played games at the moment, so i really enjoyed the music while you were fixing up the abandoned shack.

[@Zealot_cs]

Joov you're easily one of my fav. youtubers of all time. Outgoing, light-hearted & funny, nevertheless original and invested in your work. You'll be in the millions within 2 years if you keep going and I couldn't be more hopeful for you. Cheers from MX mate!!

[@rhysjones7641]

For any hardcore ES nerds in the comments. Watching ‘Ty Pennington’ getting killed trying to makeover the hall of dibella, is probably the closest we’ll get to a CODA adaptation.

[@sitdowncupcake]

Thank you for your content bro.Your getting me through some stressful times.🙏🏽

[@andymurray5045]

I hope things get better for you soon dude!

[@AnekoF90]

I didn't even know the kids would become orphans if you killed their parents lol

[@autismreal4]

Only some

[@bubbles1044]

I love the use of house flipper music in the interior designer section

[@Hizzle333]

Boom! Let's go!

[@thediethrower1803]

Should have gotten a mod to adopt more kids. Build your own orphanage!

[@l_een]

In Fallout you have to drop every item from the inventory you wanna place, go away and go back in/ laod back in by walking far enough. That should cause, that the objects stay in place. I haven't tried it in Skyrim jet because of 'objects falling under literally EVERYWHERE' but it should work as well.

[@bad-people6510]

I guess you didn't get the memo on how scripted and fake Extreme Makeover Home Edition turned out to be once the NDAs ran out. It's just so wholesome... the way the director threatened guests with physical violence if they didn't react exactly like he wanted...

[@JordanMet]

Hey I’m a new subscriber. I’m loving the videos! I noticed some RuneScape references and the region locked videos. I’m wondering if you still play Old School RuneScape or if you watch some of the region locked videos such as swampletics. If you still play would you ever make an OSRS video?

[@GlitchedMuse]

I feel like they couldve done so much more with The Chill. I mean, the name alone should've put it up there with the notoriety of Cidna Mine. It's literally a jail that was carved into an iceberg. And it's guarded by frost atronachs. They could've made The Chill be one of the worst jails to be in, at least in lore.

[@hot_soup4319]

I'd argue killing Lemkil and adopting his daughters is honestly the best thing you could do for them. I mean c'mon he's an abusive dad, and his name is literally an anagram of "kill me."