i love how most booktubers are like "i don't personally have anything against this author if this book is your thing, that's fine" and jordaline is just unrepentant "this author is shit this book is shit and if you like either your taste IS SHIT" i love you girl thank you 🤣
@taylorlovesbooks944 күн бұрын
Yessss it’s so refreshing tbh 😂 I love a good rant
@thewolfandherbooks3 күн бұрын
i'm tireddd of the disclaimers. i love a good rant.
@taylorlovesbooks943 күн бұрын
@ right?! Like we’re all adults. We don’t need a 10 minute sermon about how it’s ok to like different things. That should be obvious. Just tell me why you hated the book. 😂 I’ll watch rants for books I loved, idc. I just love rants.
@skylarweiss5 күн бұрын
the tweezers really were the supporting character we needed in this masterpiece
@JulEnglefaris5 күн бұрын
You're so right
@brittbratt334 күн бұрын
The cat was just an extra 😂
@MsFilmObsession5 күн бұрын
Then the day of the roast arrived and all the Tiffanys feasted, and they feasted well.
@KatieColson5 күн бұрын
“Cause you care about your gut health” I’m gasping
@Kat-a-riina4 күн бұрын
The line "magic eyes, magic pussy" in Gothikana made me stop reading for 7 months.
@lavenderfog88865 күн бұрын
"You don't want to be like me!" Okay, but getting drunk and ranting about shitty books sounds like a great use of an afternoon.
@JulEnglefaris5 күн бұрын
every Luke John George watching this right now: 😰
@kimberlyreads5 күн бұрын
*standing ovation* That is the roast of the MindF*ck series that everyone needs. It was also on my worst books for 2024. It was literally ass and I will be forever BAFFLED why this was recommended so much to me.
@suziet65355 күн бұрын
Hi Jordaline - Tiffany here. Great to see you. Yes, correct, I have been waiting for this the whole year. Yaaas girl, rip them a new one. Very valid choices, thank you for not holding back. I'm here for the shts and giggles ❤
@OnyxLotusReborn4 күн бұрын
You are the most UNHINGED BookTuber EVER....and i friggin love it!!! I was crying laughing most of this video 😂😂😂😂
@RavenSpeaks35 күн бұрын
“Finding joy in reading books that aren’t trash”…that has to go on a t-shirt 😂😂
@bookinhand_5 күн бұрын
The way I LOL'd at ~*dArkK aCAdayyymeeAaa *~ 💀💀💀
@iliannal5 күн бұрын
I can't believe you published this 🤣 this level of roasting has to be a talent!
@heyimsasa5 күн бұрын
the lip pout and zoom into "MAYBE GET FRIENDS?" i can't with you 🤣🤣❤🔥❤🔥
@autumnrose_noseinabook4 күн бұрын
The “why did I almost start crying?” at the end sentttttt me 😭🤣🤣🤣
@kellyrsmith9235 күн бұрын
Now this is a ROAST and I’m living for it
@okapibibi7 сағат бұрын
Hello Tiffanies, new Tiffany here! 🙋♀ Let me say how much I'm loving this channel. I've added so many books you recommended to my list, a list that was already sooo long lol but I don't care because your descriptions make me so excited to check them out! But I also neeeeeed like NEED to know what lipstick you're wearing in this video! Your makeup always look stunning, but this lipstick left me melted on the asphalt. This year two of my main goals is to 1) read more 2) up my makeup game, so please, let a girl know some of your skills!
@josephingrun32175 күн бұрын
Lily doesn't end up with Ryle!!! But she does eventually end up with Atlas...
@KateCheckedOut5 күн бұрын
Our Roast Queen 👑❤🔥
@jupiterwoman72655 күн бұрын
Gothikana also has an AI cover. It deserves to be roasted just for that....
@autumnrose_noseinabook4 күн бұрын
I already hated that book but I didn’t know that!!! That makes me so fucking mad.
@shrugsloudly12544 күн бұрын
this video will pair excellently with my brand new zoloft prescription, thank you queen
@syntaxterror94795 күн бұрын
Only thing wrong about this was how short it was. RIP S.T. Abby and Jordaline's liver 😂
@shreyabooked93094 күн бұрын
@@syntaxterror9479 "Stabby" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alejandrajimenez91914 күн бұрын
“Go to therapy queen” DEAD 😂
@heyimsasa5 күн бұрын
19:40 "who?? whO? WHO?" and then jordaline animorphed into an owl to exact justice upon her prey aka the people who wrote these books.
@sophiegosling70005 күн бұрын
Starting off strong with the roast of a dead author 😂
@VieDeBle5 күн бұрын
literally the video I wait for all year long
@JemimaRose5 күн бұрын
'she worked with the beatles' 😂😂😂
@Sad.Purple.unicorn5 күн бұрын
The house that boredom built actually lol
@cierrajanem5 күн бұрын
You have no clue how fucking excited I am that I found your channel yesterday! Hell yessssss Tiffany!
@shreyabooked93094 күн бұрын
The Colleen Hoover rant was so satisfying!
@xebrabear5 күн бұрын
I'm a hetero but I'm also very offended by some of the books that we say are good
@Meowlo4 күн бұрын
FOLLOW THE CONTEXT CLUES GIRLIE POP that mindfuck roast made my year and it's only day 6 lol. amazing. "maybe find a modicum of taste"
@tammiegipson88705 күн бұрын
The video I have been waiting for!!!! And your makeup is pure perfection❤❤❤❤
@princessprog4 күн бұрын
how does tiffany not know who tiffany is? 😒
@Paolareads5 күн бұрын
who let the queen drunk so much? GUAAAARDS.... 😅 btw that lip combo...ohhh my...💯❤🔥
@wannabepolyglott87905 күн бұрын
You are absolutely doing the lord’s work and for that we thank you xoxo
@JulEnglefaris5 күн бұрын
"my last bone to bare" 🤣
@rosiebud91063 күн бұрын
This is one of the meanest book reviews ever and I love it so much, I'm here for it, like love you girl
@Kelly-Martin5 күн бұрын
When I say I have been WAiting FOR THIS!! Refreshing my subscription page... I need this today.
@msjackalope61704 күн бұрын
Thank you for saving me from The House That Horror Built. It was in my tbr.
@omgneal70164 күн бұрын
This was gloriously unhinged.
@annabananabones085 күн бұрын
Thank you for the belated birthday present 🩷
@rubyroden21645 күн бұрын
Gothikana is maybe the worst book I've ever read I'm my entire 37 years, but I couldn't put it down. I've been in such a weird reading vibe this year, reading the worst TikTok "romantasy" books and having the best time. I laugh thru the books and share the worst lines with my best friend. The only books I cringed as hard or harder in were the Twilight books and the Jex Lane beautiful monsters books. And I loved them all for what they were--hilarious, cringe entertainment. Edit to add: I've also read plenty of awesome books as well, my brain isn't total mush yet!
@hamnah215 күн бұрын
Yesss I was waiting for this video❤️❤️❤️
@steppingstone97755 күн бұрын
Had to watch on the big screen😂😂😂. Love you girl!!!
@JoseeL7775 күн бұрын
Loved this soooooo much. I cackled throughout. 😅
@ellenrummel33475 күн бұрын
So fucking good! These books were literary genital warts.
@Bookishly_jo23 сағат бұрын
Fellow Tiffanie’s- mother Tiffany served us well today. It’s the rant we didn’t know we needed.
@jilltatro9324Күн бұрын
I NEEEEEDED this video today!! Thank you for your service!
@heyimsasa5 күн бұрын
7:15 "my last bone to bare," she said, flesh sloughing off of her skeleton as she saunters out of her gossamer peeled skin. omg girl can i be a writer ??? am i, moi, tiffany, a better writer than these people? also i hate that you brought "stabby" to our attention. i'll never unsee it 🤣😭 i'll write under the pen name "VI LIN" 🤣🤣
@Sad.Purple.unicorn5 күн бұрын
Truly the best day😄
@katieneal11015 күн бұрын
Was waiting for this video 😂❤
@beebookandcandle5 күн бұрын
🍸"You Suck....~CACKLE~" 🤣🤣
@raquelrichards71624 күн бұрын
As always love your videos 🎉❤
@danaepyle80034 күн бұрын
I saw the roast flames from Canada all the way down in Texas.... 😅😅😅
@michellecgb5 күн бұрын
I have been waitinggggggg ❤❤❤❤
@Chasing.therain5 күн бұрын
Solidifies that i don't ever need to pick up another Colleen Hoover book. Lol! Verity immediately turned me off, never again Hoover, Colleen...never. lol
@Anna-dp8ee5 күн бұрын
All hail to the Queen of Tiffanies and her roasts! ♥️🙌🏻
@palamedes47405 күн бұрын
Heeeyyyy Fellow Tyffanies! ♥
@TheMysticNymph5 күн бұрын
Been waiting for this!! 🥰🩵✨
@thejenmath2 күн бұрын
I miss 2014 when we all agreed Colleen Hoover was a trash and toxic writer and we canceled her. Those were the good days.
@GrooBladeTheFedSlayer5 күн бұрын
I am Tiffany and I am sat 🧘🏻
@JulEnglefaris5 күн бұрын
I cant believe its this time of year again. Last year's had me rolling
@PagesAndPolish5 күн бұрын
Yessss. I’ve been waiting for this 🙌
@jordynsagers38155 күн бұрын
I cackled the whole damn time 🤣 I loved everything about this, omfg!
@palamedes47405 күн бұрын
Runyx is kind of a magic Winx transformation name.
@clarice40364 күн бұрын
This is the first video of yours ive seen, and im in love with your chaotic vibe
@mattson_of_a_snoozle_dwarf4159Күн бұрын
Lilly actually didn't end up with anyone in the end but she kept the baby and kept her abuser around "for her babys sake" which is dumb, why keep someone like that around ur child? And ended up with the homeless guy in the second book
@elsielinstrom4 күн бұрын
The time of reckoning has arrived Tiffany 🎉🎉🎉
@dopowel20145 күн бұрын
What lipstick are you wearing? Its so pretty🥰
@danamonsees-cns5 күн бұрын
YESS we are blessed with the roast I fucking love this video so much
@delisamccoy65005 күн бұрын
That shade of lipstick looks great on you, madam. 🫶🏾
@bookinhand_5 күн бұрын
This is bringing me to life 🧛🏻🙌🏻❤️🔥❤️🔥
@CrochetCrypt9995 күн бұрын
Soooo excited for this video. I watched the roast from last year last night
@diamondthegoddess5 күн бұрын
This was a READ !!😂 love you !
@AmyGwaine4 күн бұрын
I enjoyed every second of this. Thank you.
@dianaivanova89695 күн бұрын
video i've been waiting for the whole year. we don't deserve you, queen
@taylorlmoore5 күн бұрын
Why does Gothikana give Harry/Snape fanfic lowkey?? 🥲
@Cynthias_library5 күн бұрын
Yays! More drunk sassy Jordaline!!!
@onceuponabookishsteph3 күн бұрын
Me not realizing you were Canadian until I saw your sweater as I’m wearing the same one from indigo 😍
@j.p.gonzalez92182 күн бұрын
I could feel Tiffany’s aura 5 videos away
@cleg785 күн бұрын
I am expecting some great T to be spilled during this video 😂
@emmafoster92723 күн бұрын
This video a few years ago was how I found you and looooooord I've been waiting!!
@arleneallen88243 күн бұрын
Did you know that S.T Abby was murdered by her husband? Thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole!
@demangel185 күн бұрын
This is what I needed in my life !!!!❤
@Nari-70223 күн бұрын
this is the energy i want to go into 2025 with - fuck being nice imma embrace my hater ways ! also - ur nails are SO GORGEOUSSSS
@kali9254Күн бұрын
"...the money wasted..." and that's why I use the library :)
@spookylittlebooknerd4 күн бұрын
STABBY! 💀 I’m with you on ‘It Ends With Us’. I wanted to throw that book across the room. 😂
@jewel_elizabeth3 күн бұрын
the thing that pisses me off the most about hoover books is that they are in the young adult section in book stores. like yes lets let a bunch of teens read this as 'romance' and think this stuff is acceptable behaviour for your partner to have!? like who decided that??
@shanemeyer15653 күн бұрын
Even though I didn't love any of the books you roasted, even if I DID -- I STILL would laugh out loud alone listening to you roast them. ILY so much haha.
@MargaritaSage5 күн бұрын
🔥❤🔥Hear All, The Roast has officially closed 2024! ❤🔥🔥
@mimirudollfie35325 күн бұрын
I regret that I’ve wasted my time on reading ANYTHING by Colleen Hoover. I read 5 books by this author and all I can say is 🤮🤮🤮!!!! Why did I lose brain cells reading this trash? Save yourselves everyone! Don’t make the same mistakes I did. I shorted my life reading her books for you. You’re welcome!
@hollydawn074 күн бұрын
You know what, I AM Tiffany.
@BrendaETobar5 күн бұрын
This is my favorite video of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JaimeLeighArt4 күн бұрын
Nah, I’d rather be at the door with you … sounds way more fun than a banana smoothie life! 🦇⚰️
@Sophie-lk4tr5 күн бұрын
This is THE ROAST!!! ❤🔥😏
@andromeduh41455 күн бұрын
Sat. Living. Laughing. Throwing up. ❤
@autumnrose_noseinabook4 күн бұрын
I read Mindf*ck this year too and I’m so glad to see it in this video, because wooooooow people hype it up for NOO reason. I thought this book was going to change my life, and it didn’t, not even close. Would have forgot about it if I didn’t click on this video lol (RIP to the author, no disrespect to her or her memory) p.s. I never put together S. T. Abby being Stabby 😂 I think that must have been intentional, because I’m pretty sure it’s a pen name. Also yes It Ends With Us is trash, and I luckily DNFd Gothikana pretty quickly. I didn’t even get 100 pages and saw the red flags.
@BookBiteReviews4 күн бұрын
The fact that I *think* I loved the mindfuck series but then was CACKLING at your commentary 🤣