The Roast of 2024 🔥📚 Worst Books of 2024

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Jordaline Reads

Jordaline Reads

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@ms-abominable
@ms-abominable 5 күн бұрын
i love how most booktubers are like "i don't personally have anything against this author if this book is your thing, that's fine" and jordaline is just unrepentant "this author is shit this book is shit and if you like either your taste IS SHIT" i love you girl thank you 🤣
@taylorlovesbooks94
@taylorlovesbooks94 4 күн бұрын
Yessss it’s so refreshing tbh 😂 I love a good rant
@thewolfandherbooks
@thewolfandherbooks 3 күн бұрын
i'm tireddd of the disclaimers. i love a good rant.
@taylorlovesbooks94
@taylorlovesbooks94 3 күн бұрын
@ right?! Like we’re all adults. We don’t need a 10 minute sermon about how it’s ok to like different things. That should be obvious. Just tell me why you hated the book. 😂 I’ll watch rants for books I loved, idc. I just love rants.
@skylarweiss
@skylarweiss 5 күн бұрын
the tweezers really were the supporting character we needed in this masterpiece
@JulEnglefaris
@JulEnglefaris 5 күн бұрын
You're so right
@brittbratt33
@brittbratt33 4 күн бұрын
The cat was just an extra 😂
@MsFilmObsession
@MsFilmObsession 5 күн бұрын
Then the day of the roast arrived and all the Tiffanys feasted, and they feasted well.
@KatieColson
@KatieColson 5 күн бұрын
“Cause you care about your gut health” I’m gasping
@Kat-a-riina
@Kat-a-riina 4 күн бұрын
The line "magic eyes, magic pussy" in Gothikana made me stop reading for 7 months.
@lavenderfog8886
@lavenderfog8886 5 күн бұрын
"You don't want to be like me!" Okay, but getting drunk and ranting about shitty books sounds like a great use of an afternoon.
@JulEnglefaris
@JulEnglefaris 5 күн бұрын
every Luke John George watching this right now: 😰
@kimberlyreads
@kimberlyreads 5 күн бұрын
*standing ovation* That is the roast of the MindF*ck series that everyone needs. It was also on my worst books for 2024. It was literally ass and I will be forever BAFFLED why this was recommended so much to me.
@suziet6535
@suziet6535 5 күн бұрын
Hi Jordaline - Tiffany here. Great to see you. Yes, correct, I have been waiting for this the whole year. Yaaas girl, rip them a new one. Very valid choices, thank you for not holding back. I'm here for the shts and giggles ❤
@OnyxLotusReborn
@OnyxLotusReborn 4 күн бұрын
You are the most UNHINGED BookTuber EVER....and i friggin love it!!! I was crying laughing most of this video 😂😂😂😂
@RavenSpeaks3
@RavenSpeaks3 5 күн бұрын
“Finding joy in reading books that aren’t trash”…that has to go on a t-shirt 😂😂
@bookinhand_
@bookinhand_ 5 күн бұрын
The way I LOL'd at ~*dArkK aCAdayyymeeAaa *~ 💀💀💀
@iliannal
@iliannal 5 күн бұрын
I can't believe you published this 🤣 this level of roasting has to be a talent!
@heyimsasa
@heyimsasa 5 күн бұрын
the lip pout and zoom into "MAYBE GET FRIENDS?" i can't with you 🤣🤣❤‍🔥❤‍🔥
@autumnrose_noseinabook
@autumnrose_noseinabook 4 күн бұрын
The “why did I almost start crying?” at the end sentttttt me 😭🤣🤣🤣
@kellyrsmith923
@kellyrsmith923 5 күн бұрын
Now this is a ROAST and I’m living for it
@okapibibi
@okapibibi 7 сағат бұрын
Hello Tiffanies, new Tiffany here! 🙋‍♀ Let me say how much I'm loving this channel. I've added so many books you recommended to my list, a list that was already sooo long lol but I don't care because your descriptions make me so excited to check them out! But I also neeeeeed like NEED to know what lipstick you're wearing in this video! Your makeup always look stunning, but this lipstick left me melted on the asphalt. This year two of my main goals is to 1) read more 2) up my makeup game, so please, let a girl know some of your skills!
@josephingrun3217
@josephingrun3217 5 күн бұрын
Lily doesn't end up with Ryle!!! But she does eventually end up with Atlas...
@KateCheckedOut
@KateCheckedOut 5 күн бұрын
Our Roast Queen 👑❤‍🔥
@jupiterwoman7265
@jupiterwoman7265 5 күн бұрын
Gothikana also has an AI cover. It deserves to be roasted just for that....
@autumnrose_noseinabook
@autumnrose_noseinabook 4 күн бұрын
I already hated that book but I didn’t know that!!! That makes me so fucking mad.
@shrugsloudly1254
@shrugsloudly1254 4 күн бұрын
this video will pair excellently with my brand new zoloft prescription, thank you queen
@syntaxterror9479
@syntaxterror9479 5 күн бұрын
Only thing wrong about this was how short it was. RIP S.T. Abby and Jordaline's liver 😂
@shreyabooked9309
@shreyabooked9309 4 күн бұрын
@@syntaxterror9479 "Stabby" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alejandrajimenez9191
@alejandrajimenez9191 4 күн бұрын
“Go to therapy queen” DEAD 😂
@heyimsasa
@heyimsasa 5 күн бұрын
19:40 "who?? whO? WHO?" and then jordaline animorphed into an owl to exact justice upon her prey aka the people who wrote these books.
@sophiegosling7000
@sophiegosling7000 5 күн бұрын
Starting off strong with the roast of a dead author 😂
@VieDeBle
@VieDeBle 5 күн бұрын
literally the video I wait for all year long
@JemimaRose
@JemimaRose 5 күн бұрын
'she worked with the beatles' 😂😂😂
@Sad.Purple.unicorn
@Sad.Purple.unicorn 5 күн бұрын
The house that boredom built actually lol
@cierrajanem
@cierrajanem 5 күн бұрын
You have no clue how fucking excited I am that I found your channel yesterday! Hell yessssss Tiffany!
@shreyabooked9309
@shreyabooked9309 4 күн бұрын
The Colleen Hoover rant was so satisfying!
@xebrabear
@xebrabear 5 күн бұрын
I'm a hetero but I'm also very offended by some of the books that we say are good
@Meowlo
@Meowlo 4 күн бұрын
FOLLOW THE CONTEXT CLUES GIRLIE POP that mindfuck roast made my year and it's only day 6 lol. amazing. "maybe find a modicum of taste"
@tammiegipson8870
@tammiegipson8870 5 күн бұрын
The video I have been waiting for!!!! And your makeup is pure perfection❤❤❤❤
@princessprog
@princessprog 4 күн бұрын
how does tiffany not know who tiffany is? 😒
@Paolareads
@Paolareads 5 күн бұрын
who let the queen drunk so much? GUAAAARDS.... 😅 btw that lip combo...ohhh my...💯❤‍🔥
@wannabepolyglott8790
@wannabepolyglott8790 5 күн бұрын
You are absolutely doing the lord’s work and for that we thank you xoxo
@JulEnglefaris
@JulEnglefaris 5 күн бұрын
"my last bone to bare" 🤣
@rosiebud9106
@rosiebud9106 3 күн бұрын
This is one of the meanest book reviews ever and I love it so much, I'm here for it, like love you girl
@Kelly-Martin
@Kelly-Martin 5 күн бұрын
When I say I have been WAiting FOR THIS!! Refreshing my subscription page... I need this today.
@msjackalope6170
@msjackalope6170 4 күн бұрын
Thank you for saving me from The House That Horror Built. It was in my tbr.
@omgneal7016
@omgneal7016 4 күн бұрын
This was gloriously unhinged.
@annabananabones08
@annabananabones08 5 күн бұрын
Thank you for the belated birthday present 🩷
@rubyroden2164
@rubyroden2164 5 күн бұрын
Gothikana is maybe the worst book I've ever read I'm my entire 37 years, but I couldn't put it down. I've been in such a weird reading vibe this year, reading the worst TikTok "romantasy" books and having the best time. I laugh thru the books and share the worst lines with my best friend. The only books I cringed as hard or harder in were the Twilight books and the Jex Lane beautiful monsters books. And I loved them all for what they were--hilarious, cringe entertainment. Edit to add: I've also read plenty of awesome books as well, my brain isn't total mush yet!
@hamnah21
@hamnah21 5 күн бұрын
Yesss I was waiting for this video❤️❤️❤️
@steppingstone9775
@steppingstone9775 5 күн бұрын
Had to watch on the big screen😂😂😂. Love you girl!!!
@JoseeL777
@JoseeL777 5 күн бұрын
Loved this soooooo much. I cackled throughout. 😅
@ellenrummel3347
@ellenrummel3347 5 күн бұрын
So fucking good! These books were literary genital warts.
@Bookishly_jo
@Bookishly_jo 23 сағат бұрын
Fellow Tiffanie’s- mother Tiffany served us well today. It’s the rant we didn’t know we needed.
@jilltatro9324
@jilltatro9324 Күн бұрын
I NEEEEEDED this video today!! Thank you for your service!
@heyimsasa
@heyimsasa 5 күн бұрын
7:15 "my last bone to bare," she said, flesh sloughing off of her skeleton as she saunters out of her gossamer peeled skin. omg girl can i be a writer ??? am i, moi, tiffany, a better writer than these people? also i hate that you brought "stabby" to our attention. i'll never unsee it 🤣😭 i'll write under the pen name "VI LIN" 🤣🤣
@Sad.Purple.unicorn
@Sad.Purple.unicorn 5 күн бұрын
Truly the best day😄
@katieneal1101
@katieneal1101 5 күн бұрын
Was waiting for this video 😂❤
@beebookandcandle
@beebookandcandle 5 күн бұрын
🍸"You Suck....~CACKLE~" 🤣🤣
@raquelrichards7162
@raquelrichards7162 4 күн бұрын
As always love your videos 🎉❤
@danaepyle8003
@danaepyle8003 4 күн бұрын
I saw the roast flames from Canada all the way down in Texas.... 😅😅😅
@michellecgb
@michellecgb 5 күн бұрын
I have been waitinggggggg ❤❤❤❤
@Chasing.therain
@Chasing.therain 5 күн бұрын
Solidifies that i don't ever need to pick up another Colleen Hoover book. Lol! Verity immediately turned me off, never again Hoover, Colleen...never. lol
@Anna-dp8ee
@Anna-dp8ee 5 күн бұрын
All hail to the Queen of Tiffanies and her roasts! ♥️🙌🏻
@palamedes4740
@palamedes4740 5 күн бұрын
Heeeyyyy Fellow Tyffanies! ♥
@TheMysticNymph
@TheMysticNymph 5 күн бұрын
Been waiting for this!! 🥰🩵✨
@thejenmath
@thejenmath 2 күн бұрын
I miss 2014 when we all agreed Colleen Hoover was a trash and toxic writer and we canceled her. Those were the good days.
@GrooBladeTheFedSlayer
@GrooBladeTheFedSlayer 5 күн бұрын
I am Tiffany and I am sat 🧘🏻
@JulEnglefaris
@JulEnglefaris 5 күн бұрын
I cant believe its this time of year again. Last year's had me rolling
@PagesAndPolish
@PagesAndPolish 5 күн бұрын
Yessss. I’ve been waiting for this 🙌
@jordynsagers3815
@jordynsagers3815 5 күн бұрын
I cackled the whole damn time 🤣 I loved everything about this, omfg!
@palamedes4740
@palamedes4740 5 күн бұрын
Runyx is kind of a magic Winx transformation name.
@clarice4036
@clarice4036 4 күн бұрын
This is the first video of yours ive seen, and im in love with your chaotic vibe
@mattson_of_a_snoozle_dwarf4159
@mattson_of_a_snoozle_dwarf4159 Күн бұрын
Lilly actually didn't end up with anyone in the end but she kept the baby and kept her abuser around "for her babys sake" which is dumb, why keep someone like that around ur child? And ended up with the homeless guy in the second book
@elsielinstrom
@elsielinstrom 4 күн бұрын
The time of reckoning has arrived Tiffany 🎉🎉🎉
@dopowel2014
@dopowel2014 5 күн бұрын
What lipstick are you wearing? Its so pretty🥰
@danamonsees-cns
@danamonsees-cns 5 күн бұрын
YESS we are blessed with the roast I fucking love this video so much
@delisamccoy6500
@delisamccoy6500 5 күн бұрын
That shade of lipstick looks great on you, madam. 🫶🏾
@bookinhand_
@bookinhand_ 5 күн бұрын
This is bringing me to life 🧛🏻🙌🏻❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
@CrochetCrypt999
@CrochetCrypt999 5 күн бұрын
Soooo excited for this video. I watched the roast from last year last night
@diamondthegoddess
@diamondthegoddess 5 күн бұрын
This was a READ !!😂 love you !
@AmyGwaine
@AmyGwaine 4 күн бұрын
I enjoyed every second of this. Thank you.
@dianaivanova8969
@dianaivanova8969 5 күн бұрын
video i've been waiting for the whole year. we don't deserve you, queen
@taylorlmoore
@taylorlmoore 5 күн бұрын
Why does Gothikana give Harry/Snape fanfic lowkey?? 🥲
@Cynthias_library
@Cynthias_library 5 күн бұрын
Yays! More drunk sassy Jordaline!!!
@onceuponabookishsteph
@onceuponabookishsteph 3 күн бұрын
Me not realizing you were Canadian until I saw your sweater as I’m wearing the same one from indigo 😍
@j.p.gonzalez9218
@j.p.gonzalez9218 2 күн бұрын
I could feel Tiffany’s aura 5 videos away
@cleg78
@cleg78 5 күн бұрын
I am expecting some great T to be spilled during this video 😂
@emmafoster9272
@emmafoster9272 3 күн бұрын
This video a few years ago was how I found you and looooooord I've been waiting!!
@arleneallen8824
@arleneallen8824 3 күн бұрын
Did you know that S.T Abby was murdered by her husband? Thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole!
@demangel18
@demangel18 5 күн бұрын
This is what I needed in my life !!!!❤
@Nari-7022
@Nari-7022 3 күн бұрын
this is the energy i want to go into 2025 with - fuck being nice imma embrace my hater ways ! also - ur nails are SO GORGEOUSSSS
@kali9254
@kali9254 Күн бұрын
"...the money wasted..." and that's why I use the library :)
@spookylittlebooknerd
@spookylittlebooknerd 4 күн бұрын
STABBY! 💀 I’m with you on ‘It Ends With Us’. I wanted to throw that book across the room. 😂
@jewel_elizabeth
@jewel_elizabeth 3 күн бұрын
the thing that pisses me off the most about hoover books is that they are in the young adult section in book stores. like yes lets let a bunch of teens read this as 'romance' and think this stuff is acceptable behaviour for your partner to have!? like who decided that??
@shanemeyer1565
@shanemeyer1565 3 күн бұрын
Even though I didn't love any of the books you roasted, even if I DID -- I STILL would laugh out loud alone listening to you roast them. ILY so much haha.
@MargaritaSage
@MargaritaSage 5 күн бұрын
🔥❤‍🔥Hear All, The Roast has officially closed 2024! ❤‍🔥🔥
@mimirudollfie3532
@mimirudollfie3532 5 күн бұрын
I regret that I’ve wasted my time on reading ANYTHING by Colleen Hoover. I read 5 books by this author and all I can say is 🤮🤮🤮!!!! Why did I lose brain cells reading this trash? Save yourselves everyone! Don’t make the same mistakes I did. I shorted my life reading her books for you. You’re welcome!
@hollydawn07
@hollydawn07 4 күн бұрын
You know what, I AM Tiffany.
@BrendaETobar
@BrendaETobar 5 күн бұрын
This is my favorite video of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JaimeLeighArt
@JaimeLeighArt 4 күн бұрын
Nah, I’d rather be at the door with you … sounds way more fun than a banana smoothie life! 🦇⚰️
@Sophie-lk4tr
@Sophie-lk4tr 5 күн бұрын
This is THE ROAST!!! ❤‍🔥😏
@andromeduh4145
@andromeduh4145 5 күн бұрын
Sat. Living. Laughing. Throwing up. ❤
@autumnrose_noseinabook
@autumnrose_noseinabook 4 күн бұрын
I read Mindf*ck this year too and I’m so glad to see it in this video, because wooooooow people hype it up for NOO reason. I thought this book was going to change my life, and it didn’t, not even close. Would have forgot about it if I didn’t click on this video lol (RIP to the author, no disrespect to her or her memory) p.s. I never put together S. T. Abby being Stabby 😂 I think that must have been intentional, because I’m pretty sure it’s a pen name. Also yes It Ends With Us is trash, and I luckily DNFd Gothikana pretty quickly. I didn’t even get 100 pages and saw the red flags.
@BookBiteReviews
@BookBiteReviews 4 күн бұрын
The fact that I *think* I loved the mindfuck series but then was CACKLING at your commentary 🤣
@_christen_
@_christen_ 5 күн бұрын
omg I love your makeup!!!!!
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