I read gothikana so you don't have to... I'm begging you not to

[@gintoxic4283]

You had no business to make that book look so aesthetic and good in the thumbnail lmao

[@PumpkinFinch]

Books like this make me more confident that my novels could possibly be published one day.

[@annabananabones08]

You should book a session with a therapist after this one, baby girl alpha

[@kitkatkc9]

“If you were a cat, I would live my life attempting to be rich so that you could live a rich cat life. That’s what I would do for you, if you were a cat.” why is that the nicest sweetest thing someone could say to me 🥺😻

[@Flaceee]

“Vad? Your name is Vad?” 😂😂

[@caithenry8429]

You KNOW the other students called him names like Sad Vad or Bad Vad

[@depressedpigeon1257]

"Vad? More like "Vad even is the point of this book?""

[@sarawithoutanH]

the makeup is SO GOOD

[@KatieColson]

I feel like I read it with you and I’m also mad about it ha

[@angelwalker979]

lmao same

[@tony_starch]

Fun fact: the cover is AI generated and caused some controversy. Ngl I’m disappointed that Daddy Tor (the publisher, though I believed they published this under an imprint) decided not to hire an artist to make the cover

[@bignails2]

Jordaline: lists everything wrong with this book Me: oh I need to read it RIGHT NOW 🤣🖤

[@bignails2]

Saaaaaame lol did you end up reading it?

[@KaitlynG18]

I just know a production company is going to try to make this into a movie

[@emilyk6510]

I feel like I’ve already seen something in this same universe in subtitles on Netflix. Lmao

[@goaskellice]

“Has anyone else been in that 🐱 “ NOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 rip

[@Cherithe]

the hair the makeup all 🔥🔥

[@angelwalker979]

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard watching a book review. 😂🤦‍♀️

[@main1291]

Hi fellow Tiffanys ❤

[@Coral_likethereef]

You raging while having such a pretty purple eyeshadow look 😈

[@TheseFourWalls]

The way your ASMR-whispered hatred toward a book gives me tingles... Lol. You crack me up. But I'm super glad I didn't pick this up the other day. Cuz I was on the fence. Thanks, Jordaline ✌🏻

[@alisonshovan4289]

I’ve almost bought that book TWICE because it’s so pretty. Now I’m so glad I didn’t. Thanks for reading it for us…. Now I definitely won’t.

[@robinmitchells]

20:22 when you said “i just need you to know I genuinely think I’m getting more stupid”, I didn’t even wait for the end of that sentence and went “same” 😅😂

[@Hatsoonmeek]

Not being able to finish the last little stretch is so relatable lol even if I like the book, if I'm almost done I'm like eh

[@mcp0y3]

Youre my favorite. Just know you make MANY PEOPLE comfy. I'm working and plug you in and just am so happy to hear your voice. Doesnt matter what ur reviewing!! You keep ky company working nights!

[@cayenneberrie7632]

Goddamn I love your outfits! the book hurts my soul too.

[@Sad.Purple.unicorn]

Jordaline hating this book makes me so happy 🤣

[@yashal3715]

Thumbnail looks so aesthetic plus i hate student plus teacher romance....plus your voice is just 🤭🤭🤭

[@ScoundrelChestnut]

woman writers will be out there writing fictional men who literally PROVE the bear vs man question is crazyyyyyy 💀💀

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

It makes more sense if you remind yourself that this stuff is porn for people who are scared of the word porn. Hell, online there's plenty of folks who get off to the idea of being literally eaten alive.

[@literarylove123]

I bought this book purely based on its aesthetic value. I read it in March, and let's just say at least it looks stunning on my shelves.

[@ScoundrelChestnut]

if jordaline was rich she would make all of 23.2 k of us live rich cats lives. if we were cats. 😭😭😭😭

[@caithenry8429]

That cover has no right to be as beautiful as it is considering what is inside...but thank you for suffering for our entertainment 😅

[@Kenough_in_Wonderland]

I have been contemplating buying this! So glad you saved me from spending that money 😂

[@tungstensmum1491]

Dear Jordaline - I’m feeling really really crummy today because my fibro always flares really badly when it starts getting hot and it’s been like 31 with the humidex today and also the air pressure is weird and there’s a tornado warning in Ontario which is always weird?!? Anyways. Thanks for posting a video to keep me company and make me giggle when you call me Tiffany because your chaotic energy is exactly what I need to power me through the multiple days worth of dishes I need to get done. Xoxo Tiffany 💋

[@tracy2919]

The cover almost got me on this one at the store tooooo I’m glad I resisted lol. Also noted that Jordaline does not like teacher-student romances 😂😂😂😂

[@winterlark3986]

The romance idea in this book gives 1950s coming-of-age vibes: Naive, virginal girl meets an older gent in Paris or Italy, cultural experiences unfold and girl falls in love with love but thinks it’s with the gent. It all ends when she leaves but she’s a new person. Throw in modern vulgarity to update it. Or this was an actual experience the author had. Still a fun ride listening to you be a wise friend to Clarissa the whole time. What gorgeous meals you had! Those Temu mushroom pet bowls were amazing, your darling helpers knew it was for them.❤

[@mimirudollfie3532]

I almost bought this book… 😅 I’m so sorry you had to go through this just for us. Are you okay? Thank you for saving me from this torture. I would have thrown this book in the trash instead of donating it just to save any other poor soul from this garbage. 🗑️

[@Pheasant-wy3cg]

Hair and make-up looks gorgeous 😘Thank you for putting yourself through this hell so we don’t have to! Teacher and student gives me the ick 🤢so much yummy food,I’m hungry now 😂x

[@arleneallen8824]

Thanks for taking the hit so we don’t have to!! You’re so unique and I love your videos!

[@adriannanorth]

I think I got 50 pages in and I was DONE! Who approved this book for mass publication?!! Ahhh!!!! So. Awful!!!

[@robinmitchells]

I don’t think I even made it two chapters before going “yeah I think I killed enough brain cells I’m done” 😂

[@nilulal545]

I was drawn to this book because of how beautiful the cover is.

[@kevinsbookcase59]

I spent the money on this book. And it's still sitting on my shelf!! 😂

[@VieDeBle]

This book sounds like absolute booty but your makeup and hair look bomb in this 👌

[@Foxblinde]

Vaderol sounds like an ED medication. haha

[@reader.J]

Gothikana made realise that publishing houses actually can take bad writing/a book that mocked SA and Mental health and publish and market it as a success.

[@OoLaLaFrenchGirl]

Marking that one off of the TBR list. Thanks for taking one for the team, Jordaline.

[@Sad.Purple.unicorn]

13:51 that sex scene, the way he treated her was disgusting

[@ellenrummel3347]

OMG, I NEVER buy books that are brand new that I haven't vetted the Author, and I took a chance on this book, and was so deeply disappointed with myself for buying it. I'm also incredibly disappointed that this book was allowed to be published. It has 0 merit. It's terrible.

[@marybarton9792]

I won't be reading that book. It reminded me of The Teacher by Freida McFadden, only this was high school, YUCK!! Don't read that one Jordaline. The makeup looks really good and the blush was lighter gorgous. I love how the cats are there when you open a package, they're checking things out as well lol. I love you cats 😊💜

[@jennyjumpjump]

Vad sounds like most of the boyfriends I had in my 20s.

[@sleepypile]

vad actually stole my dog.

[@deannaelsea9923]

Saw it in Barnes and Noble… contemplated… decided maybe if it goes to the sale bin… much appreciation to you and thanks for reading so I don’t have to 😘

[@donnamcqueeney9853]

We love you too Jordaline.😀😘😻

[@AlyciaRunsandReads]

I may have just bought this on a book buying binge…

[@susanburgess820]

What vad says...gag. what the girl says...gag.

[@meccha_matcha]

I was legit admiring your makeup the whole video, so I am glad that you also acknowledged how GORGEOUS it was. What eyeliner do you use? Thank you for sharing the trauma, I am definitely going to avoid ever reading this book, or any other book by this author, like the plague!

[@crinascafaru9899]

I finish reading this book yesterday, and i have the same feelings. Plus i don't know if is ok to represent schizophrenia like something paranormal, because this is what the author do. Take a real health problem and say is something good because is supernatural. And i read the smexy scene of Corvina and Vad and i can say that is called nymphomaniac.

[@literatelyalees]

Ahhh haha I loved this book but I also loved this video 😂💖

[@skylarweiss]

As always the makeup was gorgeous!!

[@nicolemeans54]

Thank you for this, I almost bought this book the other day.

[@IFarore]

Stunning makeup, girl 🔥

[@JennaThePanda]

Your makeup looks so good 😍

[@michellecgb]

I knew you would hate this but I said nothing in the video where you said you were going to read this and patiently waited for this vlog instead.

[@magalita336]

Why did they make the pages black? Also, what's with the head hopping? He wanted to get into the deepest recesses of her mind. (Paraphrasing) She knew it. Who's head are we in? Head Hopping is a no-no. We've known that since we started reading books. Novice writer vibes.

[@Narcissisticgoddess]

Gothikana is Gothikant. It was my first smut book? I was soooooooo disappointed…. Can’t stand the names in this book btw. DONT GET ITTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@SammyGrimm]

Such a good reading vlog😅 ilyyyy 😽

[@syrritajones2538]

You look so pretty! 😍

[@ReadingNymph]

😂 the awfulness of this book is juts pure entertainment to hear about

[@vampqueen]

Strange. cause I have just started reading it, Lol. I will not watch this video till I have finished it. xxx

[@almostatami]

Ah! I'm so early! But at what cost?🙃

[@susanburgess820]

This book was actually published? ???

[@dianacastor]

❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

[@nancyledford4568]

This makes me to read it more and I have it on my shelf 🎉😂

[@susanburgess820]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@SammyGrimm]

Make up slays!!!

[@bignails2]

This book is horrible and I ate it up and loved every second 😂

[@magalita336]

Who is Tiffany?

[@laceyhoeferlin]

I'm gonna make this even worse for you. *Supposedly* this was originally a Tom Riddle fan fic 🤢💀

[@Sad.Purple.unicorn]

Nooooo 😂😭

[@level2ginger]

😂💯

[@ashleejo3014]

Too each their own. I love this book. 😂

[@zero-player9424]

This book sounds like trash. Thank you for reading it so I don’t have to.

[@RealReaderEmily]

Me watching this video knowing full well I gave this book 4 stars 🤡

[@lynnejacobs5756]

I love Temu!!! Haha. Looks like you do too…

[@queenkim8631]

Thank u for sacrificing your time to read this book so I don't have to🫶😌

[@morganarosana]

This is for sure a Hermione/Snape fanfiction, which makes me 🤢

[@Ms.SpookyNerd]

I am on a dark romance era at the moment. I have this book. And i have an odd feeling im gonna love it, mostly cause i love dramatic romances im glad i never got into lol.😈📚🧋🦇💀👻