Jordan Jensen DEATH CHUNK

[@ZacharyWard-v6i]

My best friend took his own life last week. This was more therapeutic than you know. I know to most people comedy is just a cheap form of fun, but for me, comedy is so much more. It has helped me smile through the darkest times of my life when nothing else could make me smile. Keep it up if your reading this Jordan, we sincerely appreciate what you do.

[@K10House]

Facts. Take good care of yourself, and may you find many comedians to help you along the way. They sure as hell help me.

[@gmy33]

Take care .. I got out if it by helping others ..after that I could help miself .. laughed my ass off with this jordan bit !!!

[@ReedCapps]

@@gmy33gonna try this. Ty

[@JohnMacRae23]

One of the best stand ups going today imo

[@courtneyacoleman]

All killer, no filler. Jordan slays again.

[@thewholecircus2792]

Filler? I barely know her!

[@Rylan_The_Scarecrow]

Man, you need a fat lip for saying some like that. I am in too deep but lucky for you I've got no motivation.

[@courtneyacoleman]

@@thewholecircus2792 leave the jokes to Jordan chief.

[@myself248]

As a 6'3" IT consultant with a ponytail, who thinks viking funerals are BADASS, this was exactly the gutpunch I needed. Holy shit.

[@annedseth7337]

Jordan is so smart. 20 minutes of non stop hilarious stand up is 1000% better than a traditional special.

[@parithian8462]

Well a traditional special was 60 minutes of non stop hilarious stand up, just cuz some one called it a special doesn't mean it's a special

[@GerardPerry]

​@@parithian8462This is the Ryan Long-Danny Polischuk debate all over again.

[@493HZ]

The hour is important though

[@kimberleeponce1665]

agreed

[@dudeguy5210]

My ribs are done for 😂😂😂😂

[@EOCA]

Dumb algorithmic luck brought me to Jordan Jensen, and now I am a fan. This was hilarious and awesome.

[@jaybivens8734]

Same here!

[@lel-op--u3142]

Oo(hi9🥺😊😊

[@WKRP187]

It was not luck my friend it was destiny!! She's great 👍🏼

[@markdemos75]

You gotta see her bit about 'Perfect woman with perfect life' !

[@estebanbenton9177]

That’s the freshest standup I’ve seen in a while. She was really using her pain to make great art

[@allstopblue5717]

Extremely good shit. Pleasantly surprised. I love her on podcasts but still the was way better than I expected for whatever reason

[@TokyoNoGackers]

The unsung hero here is the editor. The rhythm of the set never feels like it's interrupted even when there's a cut. It feels like one take from a longer set instead of an amalgam of several sets. gg Jordan and editor!

[@kylejohnson6775]

Oh shit, there were cuts? I didn't even notice. Butter smooth.

[@someoftheyouse]

Funniest existential crisis I've seen in a while. 10/10

[@korbindallas4552]

10/10. Would crisis again.

[@psemilanceata]

6:15 “We’re embalming ourselves alive because we’re so afraid of death” is so real and well said

[@ThomasEWalker]

I think this is what happens when you're manic and wicked smart and just thoroughly messed up. She can just blurt funny crap like a funny-spigot, non stop, and I'm not entirely sure you can turn it off. Which is f-ing great. I'm so digging her stuff!

[@szabolcsmezei4088]

The jokes are the rail sleepers being put down in front of her, just before crashing, hope she can keep up. Well she used to be a carpenter, so probably yeah...

[@Shummy23]

I've been going down a Jordan rabbit hole lately. So stoked for this!

[@Pntbllrfrk13]

One of the best comedians in the game right now. So good.

[@JoshieMadhatt]

underrated as FUUUUUUUCK. I only see her shit promoted on facebook and it's probably bc I already watch a lot of her clips

[@thestever]

Jordan, you're the best comedian out there right now. Thanks for the laughs.

[@Rizza.]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@Shawn-ne6ld]

*sister?

[@Yaking_Around]

​@@Shawn-ne6ldshe's one of the bros

[@goodgodmode]

Jordan is one of my favorites. Best standup intro/joke I’ve ever seen. Death Chunk is a great name for this mini special too. Every special doesn’t need to be an hour. Great job, Jordan. I can fix you.

[@napoleondynamite6993]

How you gonna fix her?

[@goodgodmode]

@@napoleondynamite6993 I was just meme-ing

[@napoleondynamite6993]

@@goodgodmode which meme was that from? I can fix you meme from X? It’s all good if you think this woman is broken and you wanna fix her up btw. I was just asking for clarity.

[@SirBagelsFGR]

Damn you seem a lot more comfortable than the GaS special. Glad you did this! Hilarious!

[@Quoxozist]

Funny you mention that, There's a cut-down version of a lot of the material from that special, it's like a ten-minute segment she does on Don't Tell Comedy, search for "therapist breakup jordan jensen" - she's just way more comfortable and relaxed than the 30-minute special, it's really quite good

[@SirBagelsFGR]

@@Quoxozist I'll have to give it a watch, thanks!

[@tor5457]

Yeah, this hit harder.

[@DeeAhmed]

That was incredible. Had me laughing at things I never knew I needed to laugh at.

[@mko2936]

Jordan pls don't kill yourself we love u

[@curtismintah7468]

^

[@victordg23]

Love has no value to her, only apathy...

[@brianrowe2993]

The power of Bill Hicks compels you!!! The POWAH OV BILFUGUNHIXCUMPAILSU!" *interstellarstrugglecontinues*

[@hellofafella]

Comedy is a good outlet :)

[@TestTest-tj4nt]

She probably read this and said “gay”.

[@theapplekingdom5493]

It hurts me how much Jordan hurts in this. And I've also never laughed harder in the last year than I have watching this. Truly, genuinely, stupidly impressive. THIS is really something else. You are a God, Jordan.

[@tybanshee]

she laid into that 6’3’’ project manager of network development SO hard 💀🔥

[@HookBeak_66]

Sure he loved it & cringed it by equal amounts.

[@jishcatg]

I think I can explain what he does. There's a bunch of people that figure out how to build out a computer network, perhaps in several buildings, and connect them together, so the client has a single network across all their facilities. He emails them several times a day to see if they are done yet.

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I'm in love with this woman, her comedic brilliance and attitude is iconic.

[@Stttoner]

This was better than most hour long netflix specials. Congrats Jordan! 🥳

[@th.monroe]

This is awesome I didn’t expect to get sucked in and watch the whole thing. Probably one of my favorite comedians now

[@JadSleimanComedy]

This is better than any special I've seen in a while. Even the AV is better, the fact that it looks like only three cameras did this is pretty dope.

[@billsny9243]

Jordan just yells in HD

[@LeviDavidSchaffer]

You should look up Nick Mullens new special. It's pretty good

[@JadSleimanComedy]

it’s good. he kind of does a weird mumble after a lot of the jokes tho.this one is shot better i think

[@davidsherrill9121]

Bot

[@NumberOneChina]

Jfc is this a joke?

[@MicheleMarquis]

So good. Don’t stop now Jordan. You have a lot of people all around that want to see you. So cool to watch you rise

[@MisterWoes]

Jordan is turning into one of best comics working today. This segment was so well done and perfectly paced.

[@Pazzolupo]

You are quickly becoming my all-time favorite comedian. My sides hurt, and my soul is on fire. Mush love! You're crushing it!

[@johndowney6923]

The woo from the crowd when you said your niece would grow up to be a sex worker is WILD

[@snooopledinkeroo]

I was literally jus about to comment this, I get laughing at the joke but whooing at a child becoming a sex worker is wild 😂

[@Zooga_Boy]

wild

[@mrrockets32]

Not wild Yall haven’t been to New York

[@rainbowGZUS7]

Relax, we are waiting for her to grow up first jeez.... ​@@snooopledinkeroo

[@ThizzyWailer]

Are you gay?

[@celticfox]

This was a fantastic special, Jordan. Very well done! Absolutely hilarious.

[@elizabethlockhart2103]

"Don't clap, man-with-long-hair-and-beard-who-thinks-you're-a-Viking-but-probably-works-at-an-app-or-something. I despise you." I have NEVER heard someone get dragged SO hard SO fast. Jesus.

[@jaredknapp8886]

People used to go to war. I mean some one created the fucking sandwich. What do you do, dog?

[@duroxkilo]

yes funny af. but also, i'm not sure how many things are "more tangible" than networks... like we have to plug everything in one or two holes: one for power, one for the f internets. one hole is developed and managed by electricians, the other hole by that "man-with-long-hair-and-beard-who-thinks-you're-a-Viking-but-probably-works-at-an-app-or-something" :}:}

[@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship]

@@duroxkilo That's the genius of it. It is a joke for stupid people and smart people alike.

[@ogodogodogo]

True Jesus did get dragged

[@duroxkilo]

@@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship maybe, but maybe more like funny-venting hence the multiple apologies/explanations... w/o trying to be rude, i think that missed the 'genius target' and that's perfectly alright :)

[@guyincognito9410]

20 minutes of straight bangers. Made it 75% through and restarted it bc I wasn’t ready for it to be over. Thank you!

[@aistis2701]

This is the best 20 I've listened to in a long time. Incredible 🤣

[@oobiedoobie1204]

This is hands down the best comedy I've seen in a while 👏

[@spiffhedge]

Please dont die lmao Your comedy is pure cold! I listen to your 30 minute special on here all the time. I just need to see you live.

[@realgoodmind]

Glad you are putting these up. They are great thank you

[@Sprite_525]

_Death Chunk_ is a pretty dope band name potentially

[@ProSto7343]

​@Hellasta I'm in. Anything except for vocals.

[@sluggy1739]

@@ProSto7343and I can play a mean tambourine

[@cyanplaza5153]

Superchunk's mentally ill cousin

[@gumbojjumbo]

death grips would be even better ,

[@Blackhoodie85]

Weirdly enough, in an interview about the Broken EP, Trent Reznor said he "just wanted to make an ultra-fast chunk of death". Probably has nothing to do with the name of this special, but it's the only other time I've heard those two words used together.

[@sarahchambers5304]

One of the best stand up "chunks" I've seen in a long time. The delivery is so comfortable and authentic to Jordan. So incredible!

[@dean5422]

What an opening line, really sets the tone beautifully.

[@OpenMicHeroes]

Absolutely loved it. I needed this. I couldn't listen to the Being Ian With Jordan Eps without her on. She totally makes that show for me. The combo of her and Ian together rules!

[@850captain7]

I'm a simple man, I see jordan Jensen and I press the like button.

[@peakdelvalle197]

This is some of the best standup I've seen in years, you're unhinged, never change ❤

[@kylejohnson6775]

Well, like, please find ways to manage your suffering and heal from some of that trauma, but otherwise yeah, don't change

[@1997HTAA]

I was there and was laughing so damn hard I couldn’t remember the set 😂 so glad I get to rewatch this

[@INDVSTRYsound]

opening the special with blast beats, respect

[@jonathanbakalarz7786]

This is the absolute tightest, sharpest, most consistently high-level comedy I have seen in a long time. It's hypnotizing. Talk about someone at the top of their game. Wow.

[@kevinfyke4803]

Death chunk is what I’m gonna start calling my cat

[@fawkesdaddy]

I mean her dad sounded kind of cool

[@nuckels188]

It's easy to be a pothead hornball with soft pp, it's not so easy to knock up a lesbian and have 40 girlfriends show up at your funeral. A true G

[@varmaraviajay]

Came for the fireworks, stayed for the controlled detonation

[@TheDwightMamba]

Fireworks are a form of controlled detonation.

[@chickenbath]

@@TheDwightMambaNot when I’m in charge

[@yaimcjsdad]

One of the best comics out.❤

[@uriel578]

Oof, I wouldn't want to go through whatever trauma made you this funny. Thank you for this relatable chunk. My father is in some freezer right now, waiting a few months for his turn in the oven. I won't use your method of disposal as inspiration, since that's illegal here, but otherwise I feel better prepared now. Of course I take all of this literally, as I am utterly riddled with autism 😏 Please live and publish more content for my amusement! Kind regards from Iceland

[@Clusters3rdStrikeArc]

❤

[@jescollo]

They make you wait months for the furnace? Are there storage fees?

[@uriel578]

@@jescollo No storage fees, thankfully. There's only one worn out furnace here and cremations have recently become very popular. It's just a matter of time before the increased demand is met. We put my dad's ashes in the ground early in July, which was actually rather convenient for a bunch of family to gather during the summer holidays. We had a nice warm, sunny moment together at the cemetery. It's located in a sparsely inhabited valley with a view of some fine mountains but also of the sea. There’s an archeological site close by. That's all significant, since he was a boat builder with an interest in nature and history, especially the viking times. From there you can see the area which was most likely Iceland's first international harbor, when vikings and our ancestors first colonized (if that's the right word) Iceland. It's also close to home so we were quite fortunate all in all, I think. Thanks for asking, though. How are you? Kind regards from Iceland.

[@kailahelene7169]

My dead aunt would have LOVED your comedy so much. I think about her often when I find such hilarious standup. 🤣

[@2g4u7y]

Killer 20 minutes, looking forward to more of this from you 🤘🏽

[@garrettmoore9073]

So glad to see Adam putting out a special. It's way better than I expected

[@zenleeparadise]

This is SO good. Best set I've seen so far this year. Need the laughs, thanks!

[@ZatharticTendencies]

My favorite comedian alive and has been for almost a year now. Love your world Jordan thank u for all u do 💯

[@nameless.faceless.]

Great special. Love your stuff, Jordan!

[@paulyswift7609]

We need another stand up special! You're amazing!

[@blasianray]

Holy shit the “Death Chunk” is some solid work!

[@abbyhawk518]

Jordan is a standup legend. She's incredible and singular.

[@BryceLK]

"She did the little Aladdin apple thing" is the funniest way of describing how cool someone is that I've ever heard.

[@saramoto4069]

THANK YOU for coming to San Diego!! I will buy tickets every time you're out here. You're crushin dude.

[@Thrujenniseye]

You express yourself very well! You’re my all time favorite comic. I love your dark fucked up mind 🖤

[@eanrice-mitchell6390]

we're absolutely embalming ourselves alive. your stand up is rock solid

[@keeeeeeekss]

Always so good. My only complaint is too short 😭 I wanted more! Love you Jordan 🤍🤍🤍

[@lanecalaway6733]

This is so good. It's crazy that this was released as a chunk because it didn't fit in a special. So killer.

[@EricStott-be2bn]

The delivery was top notch! Glad you took that church from the pig roast ep!!!

[@VFL0519]

“What kind of IT? What do you itinerate?” didn’t get the laughs it deserves so I’ve brought it here for all to enjoy

[@ColumbusComedyFest]

Huzzah! Been waiting for this to drop since hearing you mention it on a podcast recently!!! Looking forward to the September show in Columbus!

[@rebeccacampeau4459]

So good!!! It is on my bucket list to see you live ♡♡

[@codythompson2560]

Incredible set! I was lucky enough to get to watch your sister watch this bit about your father in Syracuse, NY recently. I hope you come back around soon, you're the best!

[@yunume]

Thanks for sharing, Jordan, it takes a real act of will to turn despair into humor, and you did it with incredible comedic skill!

[@Yelhsalol]

This set was great! Straight up tears from laughing. Thanks for posting it.

[@subhrajyotidas]

My tummy and throat hurt from laughing. Best comedy bit of 2024 so far! ❤❤❤

[@loneangler9063]

0:14 That's a hell of a way to start a set

[@Rolf_Golfball]

Yeah that was super dope!

[@tearzofthefallen6586]

I skipped 10 secs in and thats the first thing I heard.

[@LauraM-gp9nr]

Duuuuude you speak to my inner dialogue. Stoked to be able to catch your stand up live one day

[@weeiwngs]

I am 79 years old and Jorden is the funniest comic I have EVER heard!

[@steffersonairplane]

“This is fun. I feel better. I wanna live a little bit more now,” me after two tallboys on an empty stomach. Thank you, Jordan J. Loved your set

[@dcodygaycg]

Awesome...brutal honesty. Reminded me of Doug Stanhope talking about his dad dying...but an original REAL take. Also...the 200 buttons...genius. you put something I couldn't express into words and made me laugh. Thank you.

[@ZacharyShade]

Funny you mention Stanhope. Carlin's You Are All Diseased when I was 12 and Stanhope's No Refunds when I was 20 hit me in a profound way that no other stand up comedy has until I just stumbled across this. Such a treat to discover someone truly unique among billions of people.

[@SarahLovesMusic7]

I keep watching this every few weeks cause it’s so good. Jordan’s a generous

[@rubix71]

I'd push the 250 buttons if I could go out like your old man. Respect.

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

He wasn't old and ignored his illnesses and left his daughter. Great way to go. Sounds like he had a lot of respect for himself and his family.

[@liv2learner]

​@@Daddy.loves.you. The man was 58. I'm turning 58 soon. 58 isn't anywhere near ancient, sure, but it ain't exactly young, either. None of us get to live forever. Far too few of us get to die peacefully. I like to think nobody holds his passing against him.

[@anthonyjswindell]

I think I found my new favorite comic. Thanks, Jordan!

[@Quoxozist]

Heard you promo this on TAFS, I think it's a very interesting decision to make this its own piece. Respect

[@goroKio]

so stoked i stumbled upon a reel of her a few weeks back. very quickly became one of my fav comedians.

[@CothakDraegh]

Jordan! Hell yeah.

[@elberethfw]

This must be the best set of Jordan's that I've witnessed. Everything was so poignant and the dark factor totally rocked. I'm totally with this 💯

[@RetrospectWindow]

This and the gas digital special were SO hilarious. Watched them both in a day. Can't wait to see JJ live

[@spacekadebt1641]

First time I've laughed out loud at comedy all year. Thanks, Jordan!

[@lucky5cm]

Jordan is literally the fucking best and she keeps getting better ❣️

[@crazytestpilot9434]

A great comedian who doesn't tell jokes. Now that's chops on another level. This lady rocks.

[@hpmoon]

Great special and production!

[@justinchang4799]

Jordan is easily one of the best comedians in the past decade

[@SnowmanAgent]

hell yeah, the queen is back

[@arch1ve]

You're immediately my new favourite comedian.

[@lucky5cm]

Monday is a great day to release this, I needed this ❤️‍🔥😭

[@milesandnancy]

I am extremely impressed. Well done. 👏

[@JulieWulie12]

Jordan's sets always kill. fking hilarious!

[@Castanon-Kustom]

Amazing Dood! Keep putting up stuff regularly. You seem to be a you really have to be there Comic, and you captured it

[@alvalz88]

I'm crying laughing at this. I wish there was more!!!!!! Jordan is a legend. ❤️❤️❤️ Thanks for keeping us laughing, esp the ones in the depression hole with you!!

[@RebeccaO619]

I came across your don’t tell comedy set today and had you look up immediately. You are absolutely hilarious.

[@origionalbrand]

Her energy is the best haha.