"José Jalapeño's ski trip" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

José Jalapeño talks about his adventurous first time skiing with Achmed and Peanut in this clip from my 2008 special "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special." Enjoy!
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[@twistedmistah9914]

Jeff:Why didn't you help Achmed? José:We were laughing too hard

[@FlamingCockatiel]

How many people's friends are this way?

[@its_emmaelkins_5947]

@@FlamingCockatiel I’m josè my best friend is peanut and my annoying cousin is Achmed

[@EdWeibe]

lol. Bone was sticking out.

[@gaureeshhegde7865]

The way Peanut looks at Jeff after saying something stupid kills me every time 😂

[@jacobrobinson787]

Peanut: We were finally rescued by a St. Bernard. Jose: But the dog took Achmed and buried his ass. XD

[@carultch]

Lol. Now Jose is telling the insensitive jokes.

[@ethanfraser9144]

carultch the best was the Jose I wake up on Christmas morning Peanut then you take a nap Peanut no I know you work very hard you run to the border and decorate all the barbed wire Jeff Jose does not run to the border Peanut your right he goes boing boing boing Jeff So Jose what does Christmas mean to you Jose it's the day Jesus was born Peanut I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas Day hey Jesus happy birthday man you know you can skip the leaves Jeff so Jose what do you want for Christmas Peanut I think he wants a bigger stick Jose that's not what your mother said XD

[@4drigam3s]

Jacob Robinson brh. what the fuck

[@jacobrobinson787]

What?

[@4drigam3s]

Jacob Robinson im sorry

[@lilly_pkays2354]

I can amagine all three of them on a ski trip and all of that happening

[@jaycerrito3142]

Maybe a skit

[@sarasullivan2188]

" You put a splint on it?" " Of course." " What'd you use?" "Me."😂😂😂😂

[@Logan-wj1zt]

i want to see their ski trip animated

[@c_enthusiast_x2747]

Spackle Goose I think I have an idea of what to do in my spare time.

[@chrisleearies484]

I could make that happen in FlipaClip

[@bmunsh77]

Yes! We need a whole animated series based of his stand-up!

[@christianparrish6647]

That's a good idea, goose.

[@havocfilms3428]

Me too

[@SBK1.]

dat one laughing lady in crowd :D

[@DonutLord32]

Thought it was just me that heard her laugh

[@jessamarieconstantino2131]

That's how I laugh right now No...she's not me

[@totallynotrockstar3570]

@@DonutLord32 how did you think that

[@marcus4526_]

@@DonutLord32 timestamp?

[@maryammure5151]

@@marcus4526_ They don't show her face you just hear her loud laugh. Its a very loud cackle

[@theimaginationstudio9880]

Despite having no other facial expression you can feel the unbridled rage from Jose

[@juanmejiagomez5514]

Peanut: he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what your mother said Me: died of laughter

[@unicornsareawesome5247]

that one never gets old

[@iceluvndiva21]

no peanut. you confused him with yourself

[@pipbash4939]

Jose is savage as all hell

[@iceluvndiva21]

+Dragon Girl Margret probably why the ladies love him

[@plutowrld8699]

hahahaha

[@sweetsunia]

“I think he needs a bigger stick!” “That’s not what your mother said” LMAOOOOO

[@XavierHandy]

I can’t name a better duo when it comes to comedy with Jośe and Peanut 😂😂

[@zacksnyder4343]

I love when peanut laughs at his own jokes

[@eeeeeeeeyt]

josé: we wake up in the morning- peanut: and then they take a nap I LITERALLY DIED AT THAT PART XDDDD

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

I could just picture Jose bouncing to the boarder.

[@subjectdelta4758]

Same

[@ShortVidioClips]

boing boing boing

[@mxnt.ie456]

I DID TOO!!!

[@zacharywhite5789]

Jose doesn't run to the border

[@walkertapner9940]

Mathew Godfrey Me too

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Jeff is a weapon, people must die of laughter watching him.

[@alainpbat3903]

I'm still laughing laughing after repeatedly watching this for 3 years

[@ultraf0rward]

“I didn’t know your gardener was born on Christmas” laughing uncontrollably

[@guntherbernal6004]

Jose: the dog took took Achmed and buried his ass peanut: his head and his feet it was hilarious Jeff: what did you help Achmed Jose: we were laughing too hard

[@kylemiller5148]

Ventriloquism and comedy literally go hand in hand 🤣👏

[@rican93]

3:50 No matter how hard I try, i can't help but laugh every time hahaha

[@davidhall3603]

I love Jeff Dunham keep up the awesome work Thank you for making All of us fans laugh 😂

[@hamsammich9097]

Peanut: he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what ur mother said. Me: SPITS MILK* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@mellythemelon9100]

GamesGarls YES THAT WAS MY SAME REACTION

[@jefforjacksonwarren2108]

FILEPE

[@kagomecc461]

Now you know why you shouldn't drink during A Je fa fa Dun HAM performance 😆

[@thomasmccaghrey9888]

I was drinking a cup of tea, now I make sure that I don't have a drink with me when I watch him

[@angramainyu267]

Jeff: Jose what do you want for christmas? Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick. Jose: That's not what your mother said... OHHHH BUUURRRNNN!!!!

[@crystalshively398]

New

[@nekowriter1018]

geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter

[@nekowriter1018]

geez im dying, im dying........... from laughter

[@josephvohland4581]

That was the funniest jose jalapeño joke ever

[@shadowrush001]

+Angra Mainyu ouch.

[@jamfieldcentral372]

Sorry but I love peanut and José, have me in stitches everyone. Can't wait for your next Netflix special.

[@ryank1273]

Jose has a big STEEK!

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

gay

[@thedirtysouth-st3gt]

@@johnathanshadowhunter8801 no

[@rustkarl]

I love how he makes the puppets have their own stories

[@cinnamonsun7099]

Jeff: Jose What does Christmas mean to you Jose: Its the day Jesus was born Peanut: I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas XD so fucking hilarious

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Cinnamon Sun AYY JESUS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAAAAN!!

[@subjectdelta4758]

Sanstheskelapun TODAY YOU CAN SKIP THE LEAVES

[@kayleemcgavin1547]

I've watched this 8 times but I still crack up laughing every time

[@jentube40]

"he brought a bomb?!" " on a stick"

[@supergenesisstation1991]

"And why did achmed have a bomb?" "I think he's a workaholic."

[@t.ianna922]

Jentube why is José so obsessed with sticks? 😂😂

[@RandiTheMarioFan64]

@@t.ianna922 because he is on a stick!

[@MastermindGaming1426]

@@t.ianna922 that's not what your mother and your sister said 😏

[@t.ianna922]

Julian Gonzalez I love you we are now best friends you have good humor

[@justisa.7257]

7years later it's still funny as hell

[@wiisalute]

HEEEEEY ZEUS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAAAAAAN!!!! i peed myself

[@jarodon6511]

Jesus actually

[@Rybellious]

+Jarod Graal Peanut said "Hey Zeus!" Referring to Jose's gardener.

[@ancbed]

it's Jesús jajaja not Zeus

[@mariav2043]

JESUS

[@richardgonnelly44]

Rybellious

[@juggerNOTtoday]

To the woman who was audible over the entire audience: keep being you. I died laughing from your laughing

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed XD

[@gay._person_.4689]

Jeff: he had a bomb?! Josie: on a stick Jeff: ...

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

Jeff: Did you put a splint on it? Peanut: Of course Jeff: What'd you use? Jose: Me That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophiazel-jensen1809]

José: the bone was sticking out Peanut: it's always sticking out😂😂

[@amymadden5988]

I am playing Felies Navidad on my clarinet

[@kayliegerrek8002]

Penut:"I think he needs a bigger stick"(penut laughing) Jose: "that's not what your mother said" Me: what the hell😂😂😂

[@TheGuitarplayer112]

Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what your mother said Me: BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN!!!!!

[@loganentertainment1814]

2:50, On a stick. :3 :) LOL!!!!!!!!! XD XD

[@kaylah_kai5147]

Jeff:Here he is Peanut: Jose Jalapeno on a STICK!

[@Jyahmiah]

Jeff: he doesn't run to the border Peanut: your right he goes "dong dong dong" Me: I am dead😂😂😂😂

[@darthmaul3525]

It would be great if they did cartoon versions on their stories.

[@Roxas131234]

Victor Torres Jr. I agree

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

that would be funny as hell

[@darthgamer6080]

I agree.

[@harryguidotti3815]

Peanut: We told him not to bring that BOMB! Jeff:He had a bomb!? Jose: On a Steek!

[@mikestock969]

Harry Guidotti And why did Achmed have a Bomb?

[@Enterprise-D666]

Mike Stock I think he’s a workaholic.

[@mikestock969]

Jack Dauphinais So what happened after the avalanche?

[@Enterprise-D666]

Mike Stock We were trapped in the snow for three days.

[@mikestock969]

Jack Dauphinais Wow, did you have any thing to eat??

[@Cj-kp9nd]

The one dislike is peanut cause he just got ripped

[@jennymuller7606]

Yea I wana see it too they have to make their ski trip into animated movie 🎥 I already know it will be soo hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love peanut 🥜 and Jose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Caolan114]

"Are ju making fun of my accent?" "...jes."

[@reneemoon2337]

I love this show peanut is the funnest puppet ever and peanut is my favorite puppet😂❤

[@ChristinaHatch1951]

Mine too!!

[@bornadog777]

@2:05 Jose:the bone was sticking out me:it's always sticking out peanut:(he said what I said)

[@maxharter5716]

Did you put a splint on it?

[@retiredmatthewshort1635]

Peanut: Of course Jeff: What'd you use Jose: Me

[@bikboi8768]

Jose Jalapeño be getting Hella Laughs 😂😂😂 my favorite Character along with Peanut.

[@RepellentJeff]

“…The bone was sticking out.” Gets me every time. 😂

[@Hina_8732]

Jeff:Jose how do u celebrity the holidays Jose: We wake up in the morning Peanut:And then they take a nap

[@SewerRatID]

That laugh of Peanut's kills me. The one he does just before he says, "You know what he could use as a rain coat?"

[@michaelrobertson4896]

Hey Jeff, have you ever considered having a cartoon series with all your characters in it. It’s be funny as hell to see all these stories animated. I especially the dog burying Achmed, that could totally be a running gag. It would never get old (well maybe for Achmed it would) 😂😂😂😂

[@kaseyreed797]

When there is 1 person in the crowd that has the best outstanding laugh :) ") awesome Dunham

[@xxemopridegothxxmsp6380]

Wake up in the morning and then I take a nap #storyofmylife

[@NinSega89]

Did you had anything to eat? A Jalapeno! That was fucking gold!

[@deepsavla6754]

don't you mean ski trip...on a stick

[@carultch]

He has to snowboard.

[@sanstheskelapun742]

Bat-chicken 777 stick...

[@CarolineWolterHall]

It’s the laughter ringer who got me. 😂

[@markraffile9227]

peanut..we were finally rescued by a saint bernard jose..but the dog took achmed and buried his ass. lol i was laughing my ass off on that one

[@chrismusiclover9893]

Mark Raffile me too 😂😂

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

They do something called navidad, with this chick named feliz.

[@jameshughes6049]

"I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas"!!! Hysterical.

[@jesicare8161]

Jeff Dunham and Co. Kicks major laughter ass!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[@young1939]

Jeff has a multiple split personality, but he's not suffering from it. He laughs all the way to the bank. Plus, he is allowed to say the most outrageous things and get paid for it, by the audience with their laughter, and at the bank. 😅😅😅😅😅💕

[@deen2158]

Can peanut just have his own channel...he's hilarious

[@gogetemgurl1]

Peanut is adorable...i love him

[@docteurdocteur]

Jeff:Jose what do you want for Christmas peanut:I think he needs a bigger stic Jose: that's not what your mother said 😊😀😂some body get peanut some ice for that burn"

[@TheAntHar1]

The Way Jeff moves Peanut's arm - you cold look 100 times and think it was Peanut doing it!

[@mike_havens]

"I think he needs a bigger stick." "That's not what your mother said."😂

[@rubioifi]

Does deaf people watch this videos? Cuz all I see in the comments are quotes from the video Soooo weeeird

[@margaretfoster3045]

If you click the icon where it says CC, along the bottom of the video on the right side, it'll show captioning onscreen.I'm not deaf, but I work for a text relay phone service for the deaf and hard of hearing. I watch video here between calls. Ski trip, sounds like they went skiing in Utah.

[@mikrokosmosis_]

The dog buried his ass in the ground. 😂😂😂😂😂 I fell off the bed at that one.

[@caseyfreeman2158]

Jeff: José what do you want for Christmas Peanut: He needs a bigger stick José: That's not what your mother said Me: DAMNNNN

[@veradenny4556]

Casey Freeman Lol

[@venommusic513]

Penut: he needs a bigger stick Jose: that's not what your mother said I died laughing haha 😂😂😂

[@benmeyer2916]

Ok someone needs to tell that loud laughing lady to take it easy! 😂

[@benmeyer2916]

Also why do people in the comments write exactly what we heard them say in the video?

[@arianacardona5621]

Peanut:I think he needs a bigger stick Jolepino: that's not what your mother said 😭😭😂😂deadd💯

[@al_ghosty4977]

JEFF!!! you should give Jose a body as a twist

[@nneptune2LBBH]

“We wake up in the morning-“ “And then they take a nap 😀” *Literally EVERYONE*

[@ajpaquino6087]

4:28 best roast jose did to peanut

[@carolinebazin7319]

Love Bratty Peanut!! 😂😂😛 I would of loved to hear Achmed telling his experience with the ski trip 💀🎿 together with Peanut on the stage 😂 What do you think!?

[@brendenroberge7185]

I love your dummy characters, Jeff.

[@itz_vintagesunset6405]

Peanut: “I think he needs a bigger stick” José: “that’s not what your mother said” Jose has the best roasts! Lol 🤣😂

[@christianparrish6647]

I wish I had this on DVD

[@cherryblossom-gk8hc]

at least they dindt go to Sa na ta a na

[@155chipmunkz]

cherry blossom How!

[@johnnyzero8853]

4:29 Hardcore shots fired 😂😂💀💀

[@stevebiesiadabada6669]

Jeff, peanut and Jose are awesome together I like all the characters, you are awesome Jeff

[@katieyoung4846]

We wake up in the morning.. Then they take a nap.... Sounds like a perfect day for me

[@jodeeb.6496]

Highest compliment, at times I forget these are puppets! They become so real lol 😂 😂 💜 😂😂. PEANUT 🥜 is my favorite.

[@SevenDeadlySins668]

0:59 was my favorite part

[@manifestedbeauty]

"You're a sick bastard." 😂

[@Stxrzaz]

peanut is the extroverted, chaotic and funny one. José on the other hand is the fed-up middle ages based guy giving off a ‘leave me alone, fucker’ vibe

[@DanielSilva-jy9gd]

Jeff: felis Navidad. Peanut : yeah that bitch.

[@wetspaghett169]

Jeff: *That means Merry Christmas in spanish.* Peanut: *Olè!*

[@SammyCrangle-n4f]

Watching this 4oclock in the morning laughing my head off

[@ChristinaHatch1951]

So true!! 😊

[@maybun9532]

There’s a lady in the back actually dying of laughter.

[@firehawk0]

4:24 Peanut set himself up for that burn lol XD

[@tylergranget888]

Jeff: did you put a splint on it? Peanut: yes Jeff: what did you use Jose:me Me:die of laughing

[@Bamm412000]

Jeff is brilliant....Just Brilliant..

[@RyanGriffiths28]

Jeff: did u have anything to eat? Peanut: a jalapeño Jose: u sick bastard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChristinaHatch1951]

😂😂😂😂

[@raulgardeasr.4333]

They do get along a peanut and a jalapeno🥑🌮🥗they'd make a good guacamole!😄

[@itz_luluafton9523]

I CRIED THRU THE ENTIRE THING IT WAS SO FUNNY-

[@djlamar2]

"They celebrate something called Navi dad. With some chick named Phyllis. Feliz navidad. Yeah that bitch." Love that part