Josh Jones | Have A Word Podcast

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ADAM ROWE and DAN NIGHTINGALE are two award winning comedians from Liverpool & Preston, respectively. They are two of the UK's most highly regarded stand-ups and have both performed all over the world.

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Honestly, Shetland Tony has had me crying

[@LittoLispyLawl]

I need Dan’s ‘morning…morning….*t-Rex noise*’ as a sound bite 😅

[@joshuacauser]

Come outside, RIP Pippin ♥️

[@sportsvilleuk9798]

A lad called kevin, had a gammy leg/club foot. His nickname was S Club/ S Club Kevin

[@sambusuttil9258]

Cash cab was a good show 👌🏻

[@bw5241]

Quality

[@benarmstrong9383]

Gutted about last night for you lids. Fair play to Chris for giving you a shout out. It doesn’t change the fact that the whole place was full of jumper wearing Tory rats!

[@2wenny2]

which podcast won

[@ricksmis]

Morning lids.

[@2011ewetube]

Hello meht

[@arronperry4198]

I remember seeing josh jones at hot water and he said he just looked at me and said he would eat my arse out with a shovel, never laughed so much in my life great comedian for anyone whos not seen him

[@jamesarcher6822]

My old college tutor had an accident with an angle grinder, which left him with 2 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other. He was known as kitkat.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I dunno why but I love Peter the HAW snake 😂 Oh, and Spaniel is tripping about Nigela Lawson.

[@ednicolle2456]

You’ll sweep the awards next year fellas, sorry you just missed out this time round

[@jenniferriley6440]

Why is Carl the hardest one to understand as an American?!? I have to rewind the tape so much to get his bits and it’s always the best.

[@chezs1379]

Educational Patreon special idea - Adam learns to swim 😂

[@TheJackKennedyM]

That would be fucking golden! 😂

[@jackbruff]

I'm the same age as Dan and the Sunlife pen chat scared the shit out of me.

[@iikenZoii]

Great Pod. Always ends up being top quality when he’s on.

[@benjonfarrier]

Good that the winners gave you a shout out at the awards

[@N7Landry]

So glad Josh is back on the couch hes an absolute GOAT

[@domjuan9422]

Hahaha I seen Carol Vordeman on the dating app ‘Raya’ and I sent her a maths pun and she blanked me

[@lauracallaghan4930]

Have wanted Josh back on for ages! Cry laughed my way through 😂

[@declanlinnen6672]

Happy Saturday release Lids

[@CwebbLeeds]

The awards reactions pre-record got me 🤣

[@jason62948]

what a sound bloke popeys chicken is fekinnnn awsome! love the voice/accent and didnt he was a potman like finn

[@julianfarnfield-sykes1372]

Burger King is better when it’s good but it’s much more inconsistent than Maccies. KFC service is shite .

[@damiankokaan6445]

wagwag lids!!!

[@jamesgreen22]

2 mates have nicknames that have stuck for over 15 years… Plankton. Because we didnt know his real name first week of college and he looked like squidward. This stuck through college, (where a teacher had to ask him a question when she was being assessed and started to say Plankton and corrected herself to Peter- his name was Tom). My OAP parents call him Plankton and most people when we went to Uni never knew him by any name other than Plankton. Derivatives include Peter Lankton, Dr Wankton, Wanky, Wanky woo, Plank. For halloween he built his own Plankton costume from a green morph suit. Another one is Mr Patel. Owner of Mr Patels properties. When one Monopoly game he ruthlessly built a property empire. Thats the story. He is fully white british.

[@ricksmis]

My nickname at school was fudge. My year 7 teacher bought me a chocolate fudge cake at the end of the year and presented it to me. He was later found to have been touching kids.

[@tommylad1998]

28:18 "Someones pulled a pack of chewwies out over there" 😂

[@ednicolle2456]

Also damn josh is great

[@alex31721able]

I missed this by a couple days and now I'm trying to work out if the Shetland tony line I saw in a tweet was stolen by the tweet or the listener 😂

[@milkymgee77]

My nickname to this day is “SeizureSalad”cause on my way to work experience I had a seizure and broke me nose and was re diagnosed with epilepsy that day and had it ever since both epilepsy and the nickname 🤣

[@danielwake8260]

Hello Mehts!

[@tomosullivan5970]

Honestly Peter the snake is the best thing

[@ollywallace2180]

Dave: "Juice👀" Carlos: "Oh" 😂😂

[@chezs1379]

Morning mehts! Up for the pod due to also having Adam Rowe cheesegrater throat 👀👎🏼

[@N7Landry]

1:52:20

[@je55685]

This guy is genuinely fucking hilarious. Love it

[@matthewtebay5778]

Nicknames- Grim lee. Soggy b (lost a game of soggy biscuits with c*um on )and people still call it him 15 years on

[@ashleyscott1538]

Nickname was Carrot through uni, to the point it was Facebook name, and people introduced me to people as it. 3 years later one of my best mates heard my real name and went "Who's Ashley?". Shocking 🤣

[@ItsZombieNixon]

Ive just started working with someone whos nickname is Hilter, apparently because when he was young he had a leg brace and walked like the goose step 🤣 So weird hearing people shouting Hitler all the time

[@ZendoNinja94]

Peter needs to be on the specials too now top stuff

[@ItsZombieNixon]

My nickname is Zombie pretty much everyone who knows me calls me it all from a photo in year 9 of me off my dish steaming and stoned eating a pizza mid picture at a party 😂

[@terryhughes4051]

Carl was on about El Nombre. Cash Cab was sick though. I used to watch challenge tv on sick days

[@kkryder9176]

"Is The Yemen like The Wirral?" caught me so off fucking guard. Up the Sensei.

[@georgiaarnot5293]

I went to school with a kid we called Mikey cos he looked like Mikey from Recess. To this day I don’t know his real name

[@bni6786]

Al Gore Rhythm 🗿

[@scratchy3861]

Mate I was high reading this and it sent me head for a sec

[@danielcook6468]

Random one but Carl that numbers kids tv show was el nombre 🤣🤣🤙🏼

[@aretcho9122]

Seen a few pods do the nicknames one and they’re funny as, Dan definitely did no sifting hahahaha

[@henrypacey7521]

In year 8, I was on crutches so I got called Henry not pacey.

[@johnillsley9179]

German Doner Kebab is the best fast food chain 🙌🏼

[@ytgaga77]

Brum was fucking belter sick call from Carl

[@winkay_]

Spying for James and Fuhad 🌚

[@KebinFever]

Four in the bottom, we call that DVDA

[@philchapman2937]

Get Tim Key on 🙏

[@P0UTY1]

GRYFFINDOR!

[@bannon2666]

Hello mehts

[@deadpool8340]

Haze Der!!!

[@niggleniggle27]

Can't believe you managed to get Barry White on as a guest host

[@garethshottin]

I used to wag school to watch Can't cook won't cook with Ainsley Harriott.

[@Bigbooting]

Tesco bag for life!!! Hahahah