The Drake Leak Wasn't Music

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends. Thanks for watching! Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Birmingham Alabama, Grand Rapids MI, Stamford CT, Albany NY and more. Tix avail at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

[@Kingroove]

Need a early release

[@andrewcalss..]

Shes a timetraveler

[@charliclonan4837]

So hype for the gr show!!!

[@dnichs7739]

When u coming to London?

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Bloxka Fella Records 🗽 I AM THE MODERN DAY JAY Z. AND I WILL BE ATTENDING the show 🎫 🔥

[@alexandertiberius1098]

I was beaten up by a goat when I was 19. He didn't look like much of a threat, but that first hit got me in the hip and put me on the ground and from there on, it was his world.

[@ebbyc1817]

😂

[@anathimakapela4227]

Man I'm sorry 😂😂😂 I'm really sorry

[@EmD789]

I had to pause the video bc I laughed SOOOO uncontrollably hard and loud that I dropped my phone. I'm sorry that that happened (and this is coming from someone who got chased by a possum). But, I will always think of you and this story and laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🫶🏾

[@alexandertiberius1098]

It's fine, I shouldn't have been teasing him. Respect nature, people. 😅

[@anathimakapela4227]

@@alexandertiberius1098 the follow-up is even more unhinged 😅 but I'm still sorry. I hope nature has been kinder to you since 💜

[@ziaquwonetann-roberts6265]

That lady got her money’s worth

[@emjay313]

Right!

[@PHILDR85]

Hell yeah she did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davey70dave]

As funny as Josh is... I'd pay more money to see that lady's laugh live.

[@amateurflor13]

right she was having the time of her life😂

[@anonymixx8106]

I have faith in knowing that the way I laugh at him this man in my home, I would be this woman at the show 😂

[@bchearne]

Regarding male overconfidence, the mammoths they’ve found in tar pits are pretty much all adolescent males. So maybe we’re not alone in being idiots

[@kellylyons1038]

The most dangerous life stage of any animal is that of the juvenile male. I dont know what it is, but it transcends species...

[@infernodelta70]

@@kellylyons1038big enough to do things on our own, dumb enough to still need our parents. At least that’s how I’d think of it.

[@playinglifeoneasy9226]

I lived near the La Brea tar pits so yea.

[@Neenerella333]

The ONLY population bitten by gila monsters is young dudes(5-20y.o). Gila monsters move like giant tortoises, are easier to see than a diamond back(red and black beaded skin) and hide in the shade during the day, and are hella venomous. But you have to be putting your hand IN ITS MOUTH to get bitten.

[@rensins08]

But comparing teenage animals to adult men.....I mean, if their still on the same level, maybe we're not the smartest animal on the planet 😆

[@cameronfox4393]

Ironically, male antelopes (which are related to gazelles) sometimes actually do hang back in reach of a lion, but then when it starts chasing them, run away to flex how fast they are and impress females.

[@cameronfox4393]

This behavior is called stotting

[@SeeStuDo]

​@@cameronfox4393don't lie, I feel like I fell into real knowledge here. Please see e be true 😂❤

[@AutisticBarbie]

That was informative, ty

[@ogreboy8843]

I feel like a lot of the males in these species also spent a lot of time smashing their heads into each other over and over. I bet if they could talk they'd be talking about how they could definitely beat a bear or a lion in a fight while they were doing that.

[@brittmelugin200]

😂😂

[@nanakufuor1800]

"Do you think I could fight a bear?" That's the male equivalent of "would you love me if I was a worm?"😂

[@LostInSpace22]

Naw FACTS

[@elsagreen1476]

Lmao. "Yes you would sweetie."

[@KaraZiasapiens]

"Turns to me. Unprovoked..." 😂😂😂

[@spenx09]

"More Drake than I thought there was" 😂😂😂😂 a masterclass in subtlety

[@Pou1gie1]

His situation looked small to me

[@nicholascharles9625]

​@@Pou1gie1therapy can help with insecurity

[@kflow250]

​@@Pou1gie1 no it didn't

[@xyrissavage4983]

​@@kflow250amazing comment. "no it did not. you are lying"

[@kflow250]

@xyrissavage4983 it's accurate and direct. I'd give it a 7/10

[@AllDenmarkIsAPrison]

i genuinely hope that that person with the witches cackle has a nice day because their constantly howling laughter brought me a lot of joy

[@devlyn873]

The best laugh truly

[@moniqueengleman873]

Those are humorous people. My favorite kind

[@nicomoist5336]

as someone who used to perform, we love those witches in the back ❤🫶🧙‍♀️ 🫶🏽

[@lashundamartin7777]

Oh I promise you she got her life this night 😂

[@pullingweeds]

There are a few Seinfeld episodes with an audience member with a similar laugh. Her laugh made the show even better!

[@tyguy4742]

This man has all new material every time he's on stage. Absolute legend.

[@eschwarz1003]

and it's really good

[@aazhie]

New and quality. So funny and insightful!! Love him:)

[@JasonlaroseLaRose]

Funny. Who is this WNBA player?

[@mikemartin606]

​@@JasonlaroseLaRose🦗

[@JasonlaroseLaRose]

@@mikemartin606 You don't know either? Typical WNBA fan.

[@straitJacketFashion]

Flies are the reason I have a pact with spiders.

[@korganrocks3995]

I don't mind flies, cuz they're loners. If I see an ant on the other hand, I know she's bringing an army with her!

[@elizam8714]

They actually mind their business and go about their day

[@korganrocks3995]

@@elizam8714Except that one time a spider tried to give me a heart attack by descending from the ceiling right in front of my face... Since then the pact has been broken! 😄

[@playinglifeoneasy9226]

@@elizam8714 are you kidding?? Lady flies lay eggs, and then…”MAGGOTS”!!!!

[@ModestMousekateer]

Same, but because of mosquitoes. Spiders are allies in the hunt

[@justinnyugen7015]

Geese probably have the "do you think you can take on a bear" conversation all the time. They'll attack anything.

[@cakedUraniumMuffin]

And many terriers as well!

[@shiraz9986]

They chased after me, it was frightening.

[@rakninja]

it took me a second to realize you were talking about the animal, and not geese howard.

[@edgarflores5569]

@@shiraz9986 It happened to me too!!

[@bladewolf39]

Small dogs: "You think you can take on a bear?" "YES!" "ME TOO!" "HELL YEAH BROTHERMAN!" "LETS GO FIGHT A BEAR RIGHT NOW!" "YEAH LETS KICK THEIR BITCH ASSES!"

[@thatsunfortunate2771]

"We're the only males who are overly confident in our abilities" Josh has apparently never met a male Chihuahua 😂

[@aracelylopezpsyd5794]

FACTS!!

[@nysunflower9439]

Even a female chihuahua

[@Eisaku2]

Chihuahuas don't have confidence, they have psychosis

[@lisabroaddus4737]

I have a male Pomeranian in a bow tie that is positive he’s the baddest creature in the world.

[@WinterSo1dier]

First alien contact is gonna be a message at 2:13am… “You up?”

[@hatetheusername]

😭😭

[@idkwhybut...]

Evil old men, "Yup"

[@O.N.L.]

😂

[@Holden_Stuff]

The joke about fighting a bear transitioning into fighting a fly back to beating a bear is outstanding holy cow this guy is a legend in the making.

[@Weglat]

Bro 100% I do not know how you kept it together with that ladies laughing lmao

[@tashakbowens8616]

She sounds like a hyena

[@lashundamartin7777]

Ok! cause her laugh had me cracking up! Sound like my aunties 😂.

[@DJvNastyTX]

Comedians literally love making people laugh.. it'd be pretty hypocritical to be bothered by a laugh while doing a stand up

[@YahtzeeB]

​@@DJvNastyTX I think the original poster meant he don't know how he didn't start laughing himself, not that hed be bothered by it.

[@FrisbeeGirl]

Truth! I figured he was just on a roll because some of his funniest asides/crowd work have been inspired by a single laugher.

[@faith1780]

“Yo everybody daddy die sometimes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I HOLLERED laughing lol

[@driascott9095]

"Cheer up and look down" is CRAZZZYYY 🤣

[@Ohwowthatshowwedo369]

😂😂😂

[@JonnieQ.01]

He is literally both my relaxing comedy and my scary current events update 😂

[@lane_actual_]

“When it comes to bugs, I could be braver” Same, bro

[@bonnie_rose]

The small things are more likely to kill you than the big ones.

[@vc6218]

This man said “cheer up and look down” lmaooo

[@ladybluelotus]

😂😂😂

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

That's the new slogan for the 2024. 😎😆

[@leaffinite2001]

That part got me fr

[@stephdau]

Hard work and talent deserve recognition.

[@luckypirate5323]

AYYYYY LESSSSS GOOOOOO

[@Faretheewell608]

I do not like standup because I fear a joke falling flat. Josh never has a flat joke.

[@robwoodring9437]

"Buncha old men.....hard & aware" fkin killed me

[@furrymonkeything]

I thought that was an expression just unknown to me. Thought he meant hard "in a wear" in his underwear 😅 Made me laff, but I missed its double meaning. The aware ls because he no longer has !alzheimer's, genius.😂

[@Miss_Patron]

That 1 woman in the crowd cackling away is having a BLAST!!!! 😂😂

[@SirStumblebum]

I mean you answered your own question. That fly thought, “Yeah, I could fight a human.”

[@TheReminecers]

How does this man know the news before the news does?!

[@janeeyre1990]

He writes for The Daily Show It's part of his job, and all his coworkers are probably following the news and social media closely too

[@thasfun]

​@janeeyre1990 Wow, didn't know that.

[@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1]

​@@janeeyre1990oh wow I didn't know that's awesome I love the daily show

[@jashanestone]

​@@janeeyre1990ahh.. you stole the words right from my cerebral 😂😂😂😂

[@thokoZ]

Probably twitter, I saw all of the stuff he talked about on twitter😂 I always wait every week to see if he’s gonna use any of the news articles I read for material.

[@Ryan-et3sx]

traveled from new hampshire to vermont for this show and it did not disappoint! never been to a comedy club before and im glad that this was my first experience.

[@quixotichippie]

you set some high standards right out the gate, huh? imo he's gonna be one of the true legendary comics of this generation, hope to see him when he comes back thru Atlanta!

[@misfitbritt]

Vermonter here. This venue is adorable and keep an eye cuz some dope comedians roll thru here! I suggest Boston or even NH too for shows. I absolutely LOVE the comedy world. I live 10 min from this spot. But I'm sickly. So bummed I had to miss this! Glad you picked an incredible 1st show! So fun!

[@THarSul]

“But on the other hand, no more sad songs.” This made me laugh so hard my cat looked at me like i’d grown a second head 😂

[@jennalondonrichards]

I liked, "What you sad for? Look down"

[@THarSul]

@@jennalondonrichards lmfao, 110%, the entire bit is fantastic 🤣

[@laurenm3148]

"That's a bear's apartment now."

[@neets7519]

👌on a t-shirt

[@Emuney12]

I love how Josh always takes to time to explain context for everything, even if it's about something as prominent as Drake.

[@korganrocks3995]

He knows not everyone has the same interests or media consumption. Hell, I only heard about him because of the grooming stuff, otherwise he'd be as unknown to me as the average famous rapper.

[@MsGnor]

@Emuney12 and Drake's prominent prominence 😂🚀🍆🪐

[@dvineslim]

I think that your friend’s been listening to Mystical “If you eva see me fighting in da forest with a grizzly bear, help da bear”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shavontaeblackwell1381]

😂😂😂😂

[@crnkmnky]

"Here I go! Watch ya self!"

[@DJvNastyTX]

"Cause that b*tch gon need it"😂😂

[@samylemzaoui2298]

truly one of the freestyles ever

[@mikemartin606]

Literally came here for this🤣🚨🐻

[@jwstout007]

8:40 cameraman fell out, that’s when you know you did good.

[@CCela1608]

Hahaha yeah 😂

[@tuesdays_child85]

Sure did 😂

[@blackbeauty6902]

😂😂😂😂

[@LGW27]

😂The one female audience member kept me laughing. She was infectious.

[@rbae]

Made it even funnier imagining Toad from mario in the crowd 😭😊

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Cheer UP and look DOWN is hilarious

[@wouldiwasshookspeared4087]

💀

[@szeverenyiorsolya3506]

I just feel like Josh is the whole world's talented nephew, that's why we all want to see him getting more successful😊 Love you Josh,keep saying stuff about anything😅

[@trishaaustin]

This kid is putting in the work! He's going places.

[@seosamh.forbes]

I'm so glad Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show but Josh would've been the next best choice.

[@dominquebanton9758]

Did trevor noah official leave?

[@wordzmyth]

He'd be the best best choice because he is the new landscape of thought. But Jon once a week til election hopefully will get the vote out? There are so many voters influenced by misinformation it is hard to tell

[@domocan6877]

Would love for Josh to get that opportunity and that bank. But he’s been flourishing in this stand up niche. Late night shows are a grind and tend to cram its hosts into a particular style that restricts and fits certain kinds of comedians over others. Trevor Noah is great but his tenure as the host was just good. With every off camera or behind the scenes vid they do showing him talk off the cuff and suddenly he’s phenomenal again, more comfortable. Same thing with Colbert, pre vs post late night are very different performers. If Josh can get that top spot fuck yeah get it! But I think the style he’s cultivated over the years will get stifled or not fit the late night format.

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

He’s only hosting Mondays, the position is still open.

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

@@wordzmythmaybe he’ll endorse a functioning candidate

[@marlene-jansen]

I love hearing all the different ways the audience laughs. I love listening to people laugh.

[@GeldarionTFS]

If it weren't news that had happened literally this week, I'd assume you'd been working on this set for a year. It is so good. Great callbacks, perfect timing. Loved it.

[@armanimojo7516]

It was "titties was all you had to say" that took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@Ichiyoru]

I love how his comedy is a mix of being chronically online and being very nosy about the going ons of the world 😂 Lmao!

[@gypsytarot22]

No more sad songs!😂🤩😂Thank you for that gem Sir

[@LydiAtheistLady]

The “No More Sad Songs” bit hit hard! I loved the audience reaction and Josh trying not to laugh himself. So good! 😂

[@Professional_444]

👩‍🍳💋

[@clareellen7722]

Damn Josh is a genius with all his constant new material and it’s all so brilliant BUT this set is gonna be one of my all time favs

[@ebbyc1817]

His set on J. Majors is still my fave. 😊

[@foxybluu3357]

I love his style of comedy

[@lashundamartin7777]

Yes me too, he proves you can be hilarious with having clean material and not having to roast the audience. He just talks about current topics and relatable things. ❤

[@foxybluu3357]

@@lashundamartin7777 right I love clean comedy 💙

[@JanneBernards]

Clean? He just spent 10 minutes making dick jokes.

[@LaVenderlocx]

The lady’s laughter is sending me!🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜

[@keahiw]

“Cheer up and look down” is such an incredible line

[@SavageGreywolf]

Nothing proves the Dunning-Kruger effect more than asking any random NASCAR audience member if they think they could beat an angry gorilla in a fist fight

[@edgarflores5569]

I knew that there was a technical name forr that but didn't knew what it was. thanks a lot, sir!

[@Kaspar.C0LD]

"Savage Grey wolf". Lmfao. The irony of the furfag.

[@hanshandkante5055]

That is not the Dunning-Kruger Effect, that is just simple ignorance and machismo. The Dunning Kruger effect means that the less someone knows about the topic, the more they overestimate their expertise in this area. In other words: The less someone knows about a topic, the more difficult it is for that person to assess their knowledge and the more likely it is that the person will overestimate their knowledge. This was clearly visible during the pandemic - doctors generally spoke very cautiously because they knew that they did not understand the topic in the same way as virologists or epidemiologists. Complete laypeople, on the other hand, believed that they understood every aspect of the pandemic. Ironically, your comment was a perfect example for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[@hanshandkante5055]

@@d_mb The Dunning Kruger Effect is not about SKILLS, but about COMPETENCE. That's not always the same. When social psychologists talk about competence they ALWAYS mean cognitive competence. What does this mean in relation to the Dunning Kruger effect? It is said that the lack of COGNITIVE competence causes people to overestimate their abilities MORE than those who have these cognitive abilities. BUT Dunning and Kruger also found that these individuals assess themselves and others better as they improve their skills through training or practice. But that can't be the case when fighting a gorilla because NO ONE can beat a damn gorilla no matter how hard you train. If you would train these ignorants they would believe EVEN MORE that they can defeat the Gorilla. In other words: the Dunning Kruger Effect can be cured by education, however pure stupidity and inbreeding of american hillbillies over seven generations cannot be cured.

[@JustinWoo]

Josh needs a Netflix special.

[@JennyLopez-gj5uh]

TOTALLY AGREE😊

[@thumbprint9]

Old hard and aware men. Seared in my mind forever.

[@julianr165]

“Now they can be evil, longer…literally!” Such a sucker-punch of a joke. 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@avataraarow]

Look, I’m not saying it’s a good idea to send aliens nudes… but if we’re gonna do it we should really cover our bases. Who knows what kind of aliens we’re gonna get? Send em some pictures of iguanas and frogs and sharks too

[@enzomthethwa5861]

Josh is starting to look BUILT. Look at that chest!

[@QweenKoopa-]

Right 🥵

[@foxybluu3357]

I noticed that like what’s going on lol lol glad I wasn’t the only one lol

[@LindaC616]

We'll know he's arrived at max swole when he bares the arms and elbows!

[@shavontaeblackwell1381]

Right I noticed that too!

[@makisupaPIGman]

Is he going trans? Its ok if he is. Funny either way. I accept him or her.

[@mrs.bryonna.l.taylor]

I love this for that lady. She is having a time 😂

[@jojotheoj]

You have that Michael Che and Pete Davidson charisma that when you break and laugh at your own joke or smile preemptively at your next one, it’s even funnier. Like laughing with an old friend.

[@launabseeme]

Yo they completely missed the funniest line (to me). My guy said "Cheer up and look down!"😂😂😂😂 JJ is hilarious! 🤣

[@phuture2975]

josh is the only way i stay up to date with current events 😂😂

[@commentsforthealgorithm]

Ppl laughing hard at a comedy show have to be like a laugh track in a sitcom 😂 I love it

[@tishanasimon7600]

Everyone says Keep yah head up....Josh says "Look down!"

[@exceptionalcreationswithto1895]

Needed some laughter in my day. This is perfect timing😁🙌🏾😊

[@nettieforce1]

😁🌹🌹🌹

[@alicefreist318]

Every time I see there's a new video clip of his, I stop everything to watch it. My husband no longer interrupts me when it's Josh Johnson I'm watching.

[@DarkHarlequin]

"No more sad songs!" was brilliantly set up and delivered 😁

[@Brandon-os3qr]

I don't know how I never had this thought, but...the story-telling skills, the build-up, the ability to take on really abstract or political matters (or the goofiest ones), the delivery...Josh Johnson is Wholesome Dave Chappelle. Tell me I'm wrong.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

We could really do with replacing Chappelle with someone with empathy and work ethic, yes. Josh can have what he deserves, and spoiled old men who haven't been funny in over ten years can leave.

[@asukachan07]

I've been wondering if Josh is improvising. His material is always freshly out of social media, so it's not like he has much time to work on them before his stand ups. He's landing all the jokes, that's for sure!

[@PanasheMungani]

I need a weekly show where Josh reeds the weeks news and updates and just says stupid funny things 😂 I would actually pay money for that😂

[@PanasheMungani]

I just know he'll start with "did yall see the .....😂

[@tonyhokenson]

One of the best comedians working today. I look forward to these videos every week.

[@juliebiggerbear7300]

7:01 this is why you should always know where your towel is!

[@A.M.intheAM]

What a hoopy frood

[@Just0neVoice]

Is this a secret hitchhiker thing?

[@sportyeight7769]

Don't panic

[@tabibble8412]

"you think you could fight a bear?" Thats the perfect hiking companion

[@XOXO-xp2fg]

8:42 cameraperson fell out lol

[@tierralanae2205]

That woman's laugh was the highlight especially when she would get it a second later.. that's me

[@petarjovicic3311]

Gazelle vs lion is perfect drake vs kendrick analogy

[@JessicaC-x4v]

Josh, you're a machine! Such fresh comedy that you sometimes inform me of events! Thanks again!

[@justgivenofox9543]

When you down bad popping a fly with anything feels good

[@murdermittensnyc]

Hard and aware. 😂😂

[@CajonesandCannolis]

omggggggg i lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😮‍💨

[@PotooBurd]

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@brianlittle9202]

I'm very new to this guy, like 5 videos deep and he's great and has his own delivery. I'm a fan.

[@mikailtheonly]

that lady in the back at the end has got the craziest laugh.

[@momusic3327]

He’s the kinda guy that hanging out would be a day of non stop laughter. He’s naturally funny

[@sessaraquel1]

Just always the PERFECT delivery!!!

[@pri_shay_dior]

Something with 9 legs is an alien. Why do you have an odd number of legs? I'd be concerned. 😂

[@ladybluelotus]

😂😂

[@ebbyc1817]

" Why do you have an odd number of legs? " Hahahaha that was too funny 😂

[@Uff-dada]

I have 3 legs

[@aviasilas2255]

Facts! Even numbers only! NO legs is even ok. But 9?! No sir and no thank you 😂😂😂

[@NedInYaHead]

​@@aviasilas2255think Drake must be an alien then...

[@whalefall413]

Someone was cackling in there and I'm all for it.

[@KalicoKal]

3 months later and we no longer want to send the aliens drake

[@gombaobariokpa1352]

I didn't even know 15mins was up. I love this guy. Very funny. 😂😂😂

[@viewagetreatmentplant]

this is my favourite news channel

[@SeeStuDo]

Josh slowly moving into thirst trap status 💚😘

[@jc3m]

the "I'm naked, I'm wet" comment got me 😳

[@yogachick1955]

I really love listening to Josh Johnson sets. I was listening to this one as I was driving home from work and I thought I recognized the mountain in the background as Camel's Hump. It really brought a smile to my face when I looked in the details and saw that Josh was indeed performing in Burlington Vermont

[@ms.rstake_1211]

His comedy would make sense anywhere... COME TO WEST AFRICA 😊... ❤️ FROM 🇳🇬❗ ...start with naija or Ghana 🇬🇭.

[@nataliea8358]

Can't wait to see him live next month!

[@eyesonthepiescc]

Flies take off in reverse. Swat behind them. You're welcome.

[@janethoward2155]

😮

[@brandonhawkins6844]

Wtf? Oh its ON

[@eyesonthepiescc]

@@brandonhawkins6844 Try it out. Tell me I'm lying. Spread the word.

[@lane_actual_]

Whaaaaaaat?! 😮

[@s.stinnett3972]

“Cheer up and look down!” has me DYING!😂😂😂

[@ClayMastah344]

Audience sounds like the looney tunes lol😂

[@PHILDR85]

😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tatsuuuuuu]

every new Josh Johnson video makes my day and cracks me up!

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Yes, you can definitely fight a bear... for a minute. You will lose, and die, but you can fight a bear.

[@solaraslays]

“cheer up and look DOWN” is crrrrazy. 😂😂😂

[@NoNotThatPaul]

"The fly came at me..." 😂

[@DigiCube4]

Josh..has become my favorite comedian. You’re. Genius. Thank you for making my day

[@veeisher]

This is my mutha-freakin-guy right here… love it! 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂

[@TheMidnightBandit]

Your style is so natural. You seem like you're flowing so well. You're destined for great things. You remind me of Chapelle, perhaps a lot more modest. I'm really in love with your style. You're not overly aggressive in making jokes. You make it look effortless. I'm really happy that there are comics like yourself. Carry on my wayward son!!!

[@veritush]

"old, hard, and aware" on a t-shirt

[@JayywavySurfingLaughs4Days]

Drake and NASA couldn't resist sharing their out-of-this-world assets! 😂🚀📸