Joshua Graham Tells The Sinners Who Was Right

#JoshuaGraham #Fallout

[@hacksawDDS]

Satan literally just being a red deathclaw actually seems pretty spot on.

[@drekbleh7081]

with a twist! He's got cazador venom in his claws

[@somedingusidk1242]

It should of been the flaming yao guai

[@zanethezaniest274]

Considering the wasteland refers to them as the devil’s pet and hell spawn of creatures, it feels thematically consistent

[@wargriffin5]

@@drekbleh7081 You feel a little woozy...

[@beepbop6542]

@@somedingusidk1242 You're gonna make the spirit of a little girl into Satan?

[@drekbleh7081]

"Why am I to be director of hell my lord? Have I failed in my redemption?" "No Joshua despite the radioactive hell hole you were born into you did the best with what you had." " Then why? " "Hey you can't expect me to do all the work"

[@BigBoyXP4014]

"Fair enough, thanks for letting me punish sinners for all of eternity that's awfully kind of you. One request, though - anyone in the legion that makes it down here, I deal with personally; nobody else." "Of course! That nice courier sent Edward here a while back, we've kept him in the fake heaven room until you could get here. Can't wait to see the look on his face when you walk in." "God is good indeed. What about Lanius?" "Oh this is a good one, dude was so brutal Satan made him a demon for the bottom floor. Once you get done with Ed-boy we'll go find him and put HIM in the fake heaven room, where he can never rape or kill or pillage or torture again. He's completely gone in the head so that's honestly the single best punishment we could find" "Can I kick his ass first, Lord?" "I take it back, getting his ass handed to him by you after the courier sent him here before getting stripped of demon privileges and having to live eternity in the kindest place in existence is the best punishment. See, you're already doing a better job than me, you'll love it here!"

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@BigBoyXP4014 it's going to end like: Lanius: Take me to the real hell! Graham: This is the real hell. Lanius: ... Graham: ...

[@bottledpeanuts6846]

*seinfield music starts playing

[@redzeppelin6]

Courier isn't there since Graham gave him Scripture to read and so he did.

[@theanti-furryenclaveleader780]

Bold of you to assume my courier can read

[@Syraku1]

​@@theanti-furryenclaveleader780 It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

[@theanti-furryenclaveleader780]

@@Syraku1 it's the thought that counts I guess

[@alexandres.schneider9332]

Puts "Joshua Graham" on the title. Me: O.K. you have my attention.

[@giu6525]

No Legion troopers among the dead. Guess Mars was the correct answer too

[@bee5440]

Surprised the enslaving and murdering innocent people was overlooked. Odd, because the White Legs are pretty much just an offshoot of legion

[@silvertrimhill9844]

A disgusting tribal is a disgusting tribal kill them all and let Joshua sort them out

[@user-sm5sj6mg2t]

@@bee5440 It wasn't overlooked, they ascended straight into Olympus for their glorious deeds

[@Matt-td8xw]

I mean, the white legs are there, so there isn't much difference.

[@giu6525]

@@bee5440 Yes but Caesar doesn't let them join the Legion even if they win at Zion, guess he knows that they aren't worth the glory of Mars!

[@Jamief1585]

Question: why is satan a death claw and not a securotron with a skunk face?

[@PsykoAutumn]

Because Deathclaws match the stereotypical personification of Satan

[@GanjaMasterBlaster]

Ah yes Zu

[@staringgasmask]

That's not a devil, that's the person who needs to be tortured by one

[@BrandonCuringtonOfficial]

Even Satan is afraid of him, the Zu

[@Miss_Fizzy]

Good one

[@EnclaveSgt]

All Enclave personnel are automatically given a pass to enter heaven, no questions asked.

[@KingoKings365]

Even president eden, may his plans Rest In Peace.

[@Urzhek]

Don’t have to tell me twice were are the good guys

[@veterandecanus3841]

Enclave above all God above us all✋😔

[@robertr.7995]

I really get a kick out of the fact that love for The Enclave is both a meme and a legitimate thing 😎👍

[@UnknownOps]

No need to state the obvious chief.

[@alessandroruiz7850]

He couldn't let God do all the work when he was alive, and helps the devil in death, what an hardworking fellow

[@j.a.6310]

Truly based mormon work ethic

[@spaceace7316]

Kinda got the thought of joshua retaking mormon fort from the sinners

[@bloodangel19]

Nah, he will prolly have them convert at most since the followers are prolly the kindest people in the wasteland

[@enclaveboogalo3775]

The FOA are saints, wdym?

[@1deviousmama333]

The funniest thing about this bit from the original is that Mormons actually believe that nonbelievers go to heaven. It’s like one their most important things that they believe too.

[@PyroGothNerd]

As a Mormon I can confirm. There is a whole section of Heaven that is, "Well, you were in the wrong religion or otherwise misguided, but you tried your best and were still a pretty cool person"

[@varisugocsay1152]

@@PyroGothNerd What is this "Get out from the prison" free card? XD

[@PyroGothNerd]

@@varisugocsay1152 It's, "I'm not going to be a dick and damn you for things beyond your control such as having never even hearing of Jesus, or for getting confused about which of the hundreds of religions and denominations you should join"

[@varisugocsay1152]

@@PyroGothNerd Teologicly speaking it is not true, if you are never heard about Jesus youa r not going instantly to Hell, at least in Chatolic teology. + Even if you follow a wrong sect it is not clear that you are going to hell, it is just a risk because you can go astray easier with wrong interpretations (a.k.a heresy)

[@PyroGothNerd]

@@varisugocsay1152 That seems to depend on denomination. I've met some people who genuinely were taught that anyone who isn't Christian automatically goes to Hell, even if it wasn't through any fault of their own. I don't know how many of them were taught that by just bad pastors, or how many are part of denominations that regularly preach that, and I can't see why anyone WOULD teach that. I can't imagine anyone wanting to believe God is that cruel. I know Catholics usually don't teach that all non-Christians go to Hell (on the denominational level at least) and I think that extends to Lutherans, as well, but I'm not sure about a lot of others. I'm going to take a guess and say Westboro Baptist Church probably teaches that all non-Christians go to Hell given some of the funerals they've protested. I think that one is safe to assume.

[@dreamhollow]

"It was the Mormons..." - Joshua Graham, a known Mormon

[@joshm7335]

Best anime cross-over in history. No seriously, I loved that. :D

[@no-barknoonan9310]

SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY

[@azzy8121]

Commie ghosts you think?

[@iphonegamerpl1032]

When Enclave?

[@PsykoAutumn]

I don't know, I need to figure out what I'll be working on next

[@Dripularstein]

GOD BLESSES THE ENCLAVE SAFE PASSAGE TO HEAVEN

[@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam]

"I can't do this today..." I guess we can't let Satan do all the work

[@nargames]

Oh my god I love South Park!!!! Thank you so much!

[@sanghelibro8800]

As a Mormon I can confirm

[@68wAATW]

@Shad0wz We are Christian's.

[@literalarizonagreentea-6154]

@Shad0wz if i remember correctly Mormons are Christians on steroroids

[@doom1894]

As a Mormon I can also confirm

[@68wAATW]

@@literalarizonagreentea-6154 Define, "on steroids"

[@literalarizonagreentea-6154]

@@68wAATW an exaggerative term/phrased used to describe something as more of/than another thing. Example: 7 shots of espresso is like crack on steroids

[@volkish2356]

first

[@youarenotmadenough655]

Let's go baby no hell for me

[@doom1894]

That’s a W

[@alpine7313]

Don’t see any Legionaries in that crowd. TRUE TO CAESAR!!

[@thestoic_rn8911]

Wait, but Joshua Garham is actually a Mormon

[@astolfofansunny4047]

That's why he's the director and not being tortured, he can't expect God to do all the work, so he's taking the responsibility of being director of hell for any new non Mormons.

[@syrupgod9875]

@@astolfofansunny4047 its central to LDS belief that no one actually goes to hell.

[@Old_Guard2]

The fact that Joshua Graham is a Mormon is just the chefs kiss that ties this all together.

[@abankson0346]

Indeed

[@beh.r_co-mando.1374]

Wtf? Graham would totally go to Heaven dawg. He's the holiest character in New Vegas, lol. Good meme though. :)

[@BrandonCuringtonOfficial]

Nah man God sent him to Hell because Joshua said he "can't expect God to do all the work" so God then tasked him to judge the sinners

[@ringomatrix9783]

I only noticed that it was a south park voice over at the word Mormons why am I so thick I remember that episode so clearly .

[@havoc989]

Wait if a deathclaw is the devil does that mean all these people basically lived In hell and just got put in a place where they don’t have a fear of being murdered

[@uhhyeacoolman2786]

he should have been a cazador, those are more frightening

[@cthulhugamer7408]

Mormon gang rise up

[@notgoddhoward5972]

I can spot the Rowan Atkinson hell skit when I see one.

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Satan should have been a Cazador.

[@asincereman5297]

Nah, easy pete is the real satan

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

@@asincereman5297 Easy Pete is everything to everyone all at once.

[@stormlord1889]

Cazaclaw. That's much worse.

[@aidenburnside6380]

I like the Salt Lake City Police Department Swat uniform for Graham

[@muntadar1655]

Red deathclaw: **appears** That one guy with 10 STR and a switch: "The time has come..."

[@evankitch269]

Loved this episode of South Park lol

[@cobaltvelvet]

I'm surprised there weren't any Legion members

[@GothieBoy]

Glad I'm Mormon Oh wait

[@IPEsometimes]

"THANK YOU SATE-"

[@dertydan]

u s a

[@georgemurdock7670]

S U C K S

[@pathosofmine]

@@georgemurdock7670 I SMELL A COMMIE

[@georgemurdock7670]

@@pathosofmine cuz i say the main distributer of cultural marxism and degeneracy in white nations sucks? If so im gladly labeled as commie by you.

[@SpacedudeProductions]

Satan should’ve been a legendary cazador

[@digidon1we]

This is genius, man!!! Really clever!

[@haonsuni8146]

Love how there's just that one guy havin a good time in front of the crowd lmao

[@alfzepo9976]

mormonism be like: contradicts the Bible and denies the character of Christ.

[@thescarletcultist113]

Satan totally should have been a cazadore

[@markiogoo7248]

We can't expect God to go to work and good lord knows there's lot's of work needs to be done

[@steakenjoyer9012]

why is joshua at hell :(

[@lordcthulhu8472]

He killed a bunch of people, like a lot. Probably crucifying a fair share of them aswell.

[@uiop09876543]

He’s just helping out. Guy can get pretty bored sitting in heaven doing nothing all the time

[@chadwell69]

You can't expect god (or Satan) to do all the work

[@scotchtom]

Joshua Graham isn’t being punished, he is the punishment.

[@davidhong1934]

@@scotchtom The punishment is infinite karaoke night with Fisto

[@Carter-kc1dz]

Based

[@Gamer-ry6xy]

Looks like Mr. House himself and all of his employees went to heaven since House literally save Vegas and civilize tribals and of course he went to heaven for those actions

[@dakotadurham4788]

Based

[@krimsonkahn6531]

Never thought I'd see a satanic deathclaw

[@theshreddedone8322]

This is gold

[@gamerfan1135]

All brotherhood of steel and enclave members go to heaven instantly, no questions asked.

[@thekebab1655]

What is the original scene from?

[@PsykoAutumn]

South Park

[@autorefresher1]

Firdst!

[@nogoodnamesleft3965]

I really wish this is how hell actually is. It'd be funner than heaven!

[@oscarlundberg7462]

It kinda feels good to know that the Herreys brothers are going to go to heaven, they made some bangers in their hayday.

[@legionofgod6691]

0:05 🤣🤣

[@jakefaulkner8381]

When south park ripped off a rowan Atkinson sketch almost verbatim

[@lotgc]

You got the doctrine all wrong, man! I know nobody cares, but I'll help straighten things out anyway. 1. We don't believe in the idea of going to heaven and hell when you _die._ Instead, the dead stick around on earth in the spirit world, where the wicked and those who never got to learn about Jesus are preached to so they may learn and/or repent in death before resurrection. 2. Nobody goes to hell (or outer darkness as we call it), except for the 1/3 of heaven that was cast out before mortality began, and like, a handful of individuals who committed the unpardonable sin. Instead everyone will go to one of 3 heavens, each with varying levels of glory, after the millennium and resurrection are over with. Those who are bound in outer darkness will freeze for a very long time, and iirc their 'intelligence', or what could be thought of as the 'brain' of the spirit, will be removed from their spirits, likely to be destroyed, thrown out, or wiped clean to make new souls. 3. Satan is a punk a$$ b**ch. He's extremely cunning, yes, but pathetic. He only has power over you if you let him. He is also not the punisher. I have no idea where this idea comes from. AFAIK, there is no scripture, Bible or otherwise, that says this, nor does he have any kind of kingdom. 4. As far as God is concerned, good people get rewarded, regardless of whether or not their church is the 'right' or the 'wrong' one, or even if they're not even part of a church of God. If the Protestant and the Jehovah's Witness were virtuous individuals, they wouldn't be in that situation. Regardless, good video, very well done.

[@fuchs1152]

No legion is present here because their afterlife is spent in Caesar’s holy domain where they get to pet dogs and play uno

[@User-s7j5u]

Satan is a deceiver so he would look like Hoover dam... On account of the ending deceiving me into post credits gameplay.

[@orionsmith782]

fuckin great lmao

[@unkownoflife5959]

There is hope in the Lord Jesus Christ.

[@ryanrusch3976]

President John Henry Eden is looking down from heaven, wishing all of us to become good honest American citizens! He was granted a pass by God for his crusade against *mutie* filth.

[@PsykoAutumn]

larp

[@ryanrusch3976]

@@PsykoAutumn isn’t this s fuckin larp channel wtf? Also it would just be rp considering the Enclave doesn’t exist

[@ryanrusch3976]

@Schizo Elijah I'm fuming, absolutely turnt

[@uox179]

*Loads M1911 *

[@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124]

Hey i remember that!

[@SuperLameos]

Anyone else got religious ads before this video

[@adudeontheinterweb6571]

no worry satan you can take the day off, it's hard to manage the domain of the doomed

[@bradameerbeg2154]

Rowan Atkinson know about this clip?

[@Crayonarchy]

"You are dead, and this is hell, sooo abandon all hope, and uh yada yada yada."

[@Fl8yd_Johnson]

lol, the sorrow tribal seems happy to find joshua in hell

[@primarchjackfrost8117]

I see this was a Legion Run

[@templarhayward4054]

Im kinda like Joshua Graham

[@ZOMBIEHUSSEIN]

You took this audio from south park I think

[@boombam4603]

Nice south park reference in the end

[@Hsaelt]

I don't enjoy torturing sinners in Hell but when done righteously it's just a chore like any other.

[@meltingatom]

Notice there are no enclave

[@ryanbiley7091]

Is this a South Park audio

[@monkey-ql6st]

schizo told me to sub

[@FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo]

Why are the sorrows there?

[@DoggyMoggYY]

Can't expect God to do all the work.

[@samuelhayden4118]

No this is incorrect

[@miloo367]

Yeah the mormons

[@warsmith5849]

Where is audio from? south park mb?

[@PsykoAutumn]

Yes

[@warsmith5849]

@@PsykoAutumn Thanks

[@G-swet]

Devil claw

[@soheilrhnvrd965]

Interesting

[@SzajKornik]

Booba

[@bomerang3748]

i kekked

[@payne267]

I recognize this audio. Where's it from?

[@thecolonel1286]

The devil should have been a cazador

[@Nabnab153]

ooooof

[@gingadreamurr6238]

This is even funnier when you tease that Van Biden’s Joshua Graham is confirmed to be a Mormon. (Don’t know if it was confirmed for New Vegas: Honest Hearts)

[@legionofgod6691]

🤣🤣

[@mrlarry9612]

My guy, I truly like the animation but you gotta at least cite the source audio.

[@jiovanirivera852]

I'm pretty sure its South Park

[@doom1894]

It’s so clear it’s South Park

[@theantagonist2960]

That's basically how religion works

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Ya know what I understand the Mormon thing they got it all figured out

[@mantis3069]

Well, hell seems fairly polite.

[@Ethan-qj8uq]

Mormons don't believe in hell tho lol

[@doom1894]

We do, We just don’t believe it’s like how other Christian groups describe it

[@Ethan-qj8uq]

@@doom1894 I wouldn't describe outer darkness as hell

[@Ethan-qj8uq]

@@doom1894 I shouldn't call our church that. I was a missionary when I wrote that, too, so that makes it even worse 😂

[@doyouremebervodka9387]

"Lol" - the internet

[@Thesavagesouls]

This is brillant.

[@C.C.C.203]

I LOVE THIS

[@Shabot-db2ok]

this is amazing