Joe Rogan - Santa Claus Was a Mushroom!

[@Connercozy]

This is the most Joe Rogan Title for a video ever

[@georgemargaris]

Joe "Santa Claus was a Mushroom" Rogan

[@familiaandradeherederodelr2320]

THE MOST GAY TITLE FOR A VIDEO EVER*

[@daggs1879]

I was about to say the same thing ahhaa

[@area51r]

you're the video

[@Fknheck]

Conner South I see the exact same comment on half of joe rogan a videos

[@sunrip101]

Joe "are you familiar with" rogan

[@Vojife]

Joe "this I have to verify" Rogan

[@dadafish1]

You people suck

[@hawaiianlolo1066]

Joe rogan really has to go off conspiracy theories of some lunatic that has been disparaged over and over again by his colleagues and others that also red the dead sea scrolls.

[@Summernightsandneonlights]

@@hawaiianlolo1066 Conspiracy theories all start somewhere. Most are true and are twisted by the people who don't want you to believe them .

[@sowhat...]

@@Summernightsandneonlights aka controlled opposition.

[@crabmanboyjake2077]

"What am I going to do with two mushroom hats?" Offer one to Jamie maybe? xD

[@seth4211]

Crabman Boy Jake probably why he brought two fir that reason lol

[@hurricane1nox]

fuck Jamie, hes getting old

[@michaeltodd2923]

I was thinking the same thing. Too funny. He died a bit when Joe offered it to the guy.

[@sandylengerich2304]

@@hurricane1nox thats hardcore... just keep him away. He is annoying

[@RanjanDuttaRoy]

Hahaha to the comment first of all, but maybe Jamie's not as big of a mushroom guy as these two. Second of all fuck you guys for hating on Jamie, I think it's him uploading and cutting these videos so wtf

[@MrFunnyvids2000]

This would explain the flying reindeer

[@KingsMom831]

😂😂😂

[@MrSp0iler]

And starving in Africa where bananas rain on head

[@erichstreberg7101]

Odins 8 legged horse, slepnjir Became 8 tiny reindeer

[@michaelblaine6494]

That’s right

[@waylandsmith235]

And the red nose, symbolising the early stage of AM growth.

[@FroggypondVideos]

I accidentally fell into a joe rogan clips rabbit hole. 5 hours ago, the first joe Rogan cip i watched was him talking about the fear factor... now i have realized that santa claus is actually real but he is a mushroom! Shit i think ive smoked and drank to much im turning off my phone.

[@sticklarry]

Yah happens more often than you'd think.

[@richardwilson7244]

I started with a Joe Rogan meets, Joe Rogan

[@T0YCHEST]

Yeah I was watching from 12pm-5am woke up at 10am cause I have had a nightmare I was about to have a threesum with 2 black babes and before I was gonna do my thing and I woke up and now I'm here commenting on a Joe Rogan video

[@williamorriss548]

@@T0YCHEST I'll buy your plumbus for 3 shmekles?

[@T0YCHEST]

@@williamorriss548 30 shmekles

[@clarkcolt45]

here in sweden we hang small porcelain amanita muscaria mushrooms in our christmas tree

[@alexl.4362]

Why

[@LemonJackRazer]

Alex Lopresti why not

[@ChodeMaster]

They make you feel pretty good too

[@drew535]

@@alexl.4362 cause it's about as festive as you can get

[@Max_Le_Groom]

You know the secret of the Gods.

[@Dlihc]

lmao...I love this guy. He sat and listened to Joe explain his santa clause mushroom parallels for 5 minutes just to say "Morel's are my favorite"

[@mikejonespt2687]

Rogan acts like he's on to something, like it makes a difference where Santa came from.

[@mikeridgland4783]

That’s the only logical response to that rambling

[@slick8038]

Love it

[@fishfire_2999]

Funny s***

[@TheMakeupMavenn]

@@mikejonespt2687 it does lol -it’s called being an intellectual. We like to know things. And discover. And learn from it. To then rediscover and re learn. And the cycle goes on.

[@BullsStrength]

Dude looks like the love child of Chris D'Elia and Big Money Salvia.

[@frankmoore1957]

Bull's Strength first glance I thought it was Chris D’Elia

[@dillionhouston2163]

Me 2 looking at the thumbnail

[@ErikaSchneider-st1ec]

who is he

[@50zezima]

Erika S that's what I'm wondering. They didn't link the podcast or the name of the guy. >:/

[@thewickets1]

Micheal Hunter!

[@Dooms98-p2k]

Rogan: "What am I gonna do with TWO mushroom hats?" Laughs* Young Jamie: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@jasbjor6724]

He was offering one to him....that way when he trips and Jamie trip they can where there mushroom hats togather ...and synergize....and be one mind.....in the stratosphere

[@lisashapiro8497]

Slam dunk 😅🤣

[@raulduke1528]

Joe was so ready to talk about the Santa Claus theory that he even wore his reindeer shirt to work that day.

[@Lil-Bum-Ass]

other dude tatted it on his chest

[@sabertachet]

That's a mule deer not a reindeer

[@karljonson3287]

Everything is either DMT, pot or mashrooms to Joe.

[@OneEyedSquirrel]

karl jonson so true 😂

[@mrp1224]

karl jonson you can't even spell mushrooms right you stupid fuck, and all of our Ancient ancestors used psychedelics religiously so yes all of these stories come from psychedelics. So keep being naive numb nuts

[@mattp8274]

MRP 122 whoa man, just take it easy

[@karljonson3287]

MRP 122 lay of the pills pal. I now know what's your favorite drug. Aderall boy.

[@chrono8233]

He's a druggy lol so yea

[@dereckwarner2396]

Santa wasn't a mushroom. Santa was the guy who picked the mushroom.

[@Pinchecharlie]

Santa Claus a mushroom 😂

[@mattswanson8005]

Right and when he would come home from picking shrooms in the winter the doors to his house would be snowed in so he would have to take the chimney.

[@unixfreak]

Rudolph the red nose reindeer comes from a story of a reindeer who had the best nose for sniffing out the Amanita. It's why he leads santa's sleigh as it flies across the sky. Because they're high as fuck.

[@smarthandy2374]

Santa was the dealer

[@lcvt8023]

@@unixfreak well that makes serious sense.

[@ScottDichotomy]

I'm not always a fan of everything he says but I'm a huge fan of the fact that this man can not stop talking about hallucinogens to save his life

[@outcastentertainment665]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/goTKin9mhbZ6a7M

[@outcastentertainment665]

Scott , it’s me , Scott 2 . Since we both are Scott u should check out this song and tell all the other Scott’s to check it out aswell until we forge a giant band of Scott’s together. Listening to the same song. (And dance) lol I’m fuckin with you but check it out for me 🤣🤣🙌🏻

[@bigk3210]

Santa was just a dude that tamed a bunch of reindeer with psychedelics? Makes sense

[@colinashby3775]

When I was in high school, about 1977, I was studying mushrooms for a project. And this story came up. 2 professor's were specialists in mushrooms fungi etc. They knew that the one mushroom gave people visions of hell. So they had heard. It also knocked you out for 24 hours. So they decided to to both take this mushroom at the same time and report back to each other what they witnessed. So they took the measured dose, and then both passed out for around 24 hours. They both said they went down to hell and danced round a fire with demons. But they didn't see each other. They reckoned the most frightening and incredible adventure of their life. So @joerogan if you ever find this story , please see if your researchers can find it. That story still lives in my head after 45 years

[@starvindarwin-nf4fz]

Maybe they are trying to scare you away from exploring them, However I have heard similar cases of being not seeing each other in the exact same setting. Interesting but wouldn't stick for 45 years, maybe because I have not studied mushrooms

[@colinashby3775]

@@starvindarwin-nf4fz it's a pity that all these years later with the internet, we can't find that info anymore. There are some 'shrooms that give some highs . But I could not tell you which ones. I stick to eating the safe ones. For dinner. 😂

[@tracyanne1713]

well, that explains Christianity of Jesus and god and the devil.

[@radoslaw108]

IT must have been Liberty caps,otherwise you are funny....

[@colinashby3775]

@@starvindarwin-nf4fz I really wish I could have saved that info. Often thought about modern day technology and how much easier it is to save things. Today I save things I find interesting. I was 17 or 18 at the time and that was all that I remember from my studies.

[@acceptedlunacy]

I live in croatia and i emember that we always had a mushroom christmas tree ornament. several of them every year.

[@johnmcenroe1760]

acceptedlunacy I'm not from Croatia but near and we had the same.

[@clarkcolt45]

here in sweden we hang small porcelain amanita muscaria mushrooms in our christmas tree

[@acceptedlunacy]

Yeah, makes you think what shamanic cultures were throught Europe. Weird... i know that everybody had a crazy mushroomcap ornament.

[@TheElementiuM]

Poz za brata

[@1-gz7xy]

acceptedlunacy Christianity destroyed all of that culture forever sadly

[@bradhorner]

I have believed the Santa reindeer theory for almost 30 years. Laplanders wear hats that are elvish. So many parallels. I could never enjoy modern Christmas again. I think that I'm going to celebrate the weird Christmas like old timers use to from now on. Thanks Joe Rogen for reminding me of this.

[@applejackjackio9853]

It is said that one of the effects of Amanita Muscaria is that you get the sensation of flying, which might be why Santa Claus is flying over the sky in his cart dragged by his raindeer. Also makes me think of Big Dipper. It is common for deers to jump over road barriers ending up on the ground far below. Maybe they ate som Amanita Muscaria and thought they could fly.

[@mfizzle36]

I have amanita growing in my back yard. Every December like clockwork they come up.

[@scandalouschannel]

That's awesome

[@morelandlesswater8656]

I think Joe "Santa was a mushroom" Rogan is as good as it gets for me.

[@Cartwrong004]

This mushroom-Santa conspiracy is some Eddie Bravo level shit.

[@jonsnpthere82]

Thing is, it isn't a conspiracy. Look into it.

[@MercyNeverheardofit]

Bro... look into it

[@joesmerksky5919]

Jonathan Girtman Some dude tripped on mushrooms and told a story.

[@warfreddy6968]

Ok i just got to the reindeer and the chimney. I'm sold.

[@jangobango2847]

Santa didn't wear red and white until coca cola used him in ad campaigns xD

[@jackhaugh]

I recently got into mushroom foraging, and it’s been a blast! A few of my close friends are really into it and have a great deal of knowledge about the subject. What wasn’t brought up in the video is that these types of mushrooms that grow on trees can be huge! We found a hen of the woods that weighed 33 pounds, and have brought home over 100 pounds of mushrooms in one day. Obviously you can’t use 100 pounds of fresh mushrooms at once unless you have a restaurant, so you end up dehydrating most of them. In this process you have to wash the mushrooms first. When you we were washing them, we saved the water we used, and went and seeded logs of the trees the different varieties of mushrooms we harvested grew on so we’d have a steady supply of mushrooms in the future as the spores from the mushrooms we washed were in the rinse water. Then of course we had a number of dehydrators running at once to process all of the mushrooms. All together I’d say the entire process took 4 days. I ended up making this great Hungarian mushroom soup for Thanksgiving, and brought it to a different friends house. They happened to have their in laws over for Thanksgiving that were mushroom foragers as well. We ended up having a lot to talk about, and of course I shared my recipe with them. On a side note, there’s a fabulous documentary on Netflix called Fabulous Fungi that I’d recommend to anyone interested in the subject, and even if you’re not there’s a bunch of cool time lapse footage of different things decomposing that’s trippy as hell to watch. Highly recommended!

[@mindseyeview7411]

Do cats kill birds?

[@ajd0101]

Where do you live?

[@ziggylayneable]

This mushroom he's talkin about"chicken of the woods".. I've actually used it while making chicken marsala. Once I was done making the meal. When me and my wife ate it, the chicken & the mushroom were virtually indecipherable from each other once cooked together. Both tasted just like chicken with Marsala wine, and the brown sauce.

[@thiefx100]

When I envisioned my future, I didn't think it would involve sitting at home alone, watching and enjoying 10 minute videos of two dudes talking about fungus.

[@lonniedavis4894]

I know right. 😂 When I was a kid I did those dare meetings thinking: "Why do people do drugs? Weed and shrooms suck!" Fast forward and I'm thinking damn, I wanna go back and tell my young self: "Bro. Weed isn't meth. You're not gonna get addicted to Shrooms or LSD. Chill. Watch some Joe Rogan." Lmao

[@Pir-o]

@@lonniedavis4894 so a kid version of you would start doing drugs before your brain was fully developed, yeah, that sounds like a great idea! lol

[@neekdouglas2981]

Lol

[@talyahr3302]

I just did mushrooms for the first time this weekend! It was spectacular (: 🍄🎉

[@ishmael802]

Wow soooo cool.

[@BlackPanther-pj3ry]

Keep it rollin at your ready pace :)

[@loveistheway.2882]

What kind? I just tried amanita muscaria but haven’t had any others yet

[@talyahr3302]

@@loveistheway.2882 they looked like they were golden teachers maybe.

[@loganmesteller1391]

How much?? And if uk what kind lmk. I have penis envy. One of the most potent. THEY TURN BLUE if there super potent

[@yamchathewolf7714]

These mushrooms grow everywhere here in Finland.

[@riverandforest765]

I want to make love to a finish woman so bad

[@yamchathewolf7714]

@@riverandforest765 Come to Kotka Finland and I can arrange that

[@riverandforest765]

@@yamchathewolf7714 oh my god i can't believe you actually replied my comment haha!

[@Fentol64]

must be nice

[@FortifiedMind]

Santa Claus wasn't a mushroom, he was a Siberian Shaman! The Amanita's grow underneath Pine trees just like presents under a tree. The Shaman would pick the shrooms and put them in the tree (like ornaments) for the first drying stage. Then he came around later with a large sack and bring them back to his place and put them by a fire (like stocking's) to dry them further. Then when it came around to end of December. The Shaman would go trade, sell and give away the mushrooms for the festivities sometimes having to come in through the smoke hole of nomadic huts because of all the snow on the ground. The reindeer also seek out the mushroom under the snow, that's how you get the "flying reindeer". Also the psychedelic compounds in the Amanita Muscaria are increased in potency by 40% if passed through the body. The thing with Jesus and Buddha. The experience on high doses of Psilocybin shrooms is "Jesus" which dissolves the ego and one is with God. In this divine consciousness combined with silence and meditation is where all of the wisdom from all religions, mystics and philosophers comes from. In 2014 I sat in silence for 5 hours at a time on 5-8 g's dry psilocybin cubensis every Sunday, every week for the whole year. Changed me for the better. Best year of my life! Start with a half g then keep adding .5 every week until you get to that heroic dose. Then you can just go as deep as you want. Be prepared! It's not always easy! But you'll realize that there is no death and you are not your mind. Love is the only constant and YOU ARE GOD! Peace, love, wisdom and understanding.

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

I own cows. Meaning, I basically have an endless supply of shrooms in my back yard. The number of times I've tripped is sincerely incalculable to me, and the largest amount I've ever ingested in one session is would make you call bs if I told you. That being said, I vehemently disagree with your comment. Can you honestly say you gathered this information without any preconceived notions, or a biased viewpoint?

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

I'm not trying to hate, or offend, but there are so many inherent flaws, and holes in the reasoning behind that comment I'm genuinely unsure whether it's a joke, or not. If it isn't I'd like to detail what I perceive as faults in your logic in a friendly, respectful manner, and hear your thoughts so I can better understand your viewpoint. Such topics if discussion are beyond important to me

[@FortifiedMind]

@@edgarallanpoe8917 Psilocybin cubensis and all of it's cousins are coprophilic meaning they love 4 legged animal shit specifically cows - I strongly believe that Hindu's and Indian people don't kill cows because their "sacrament" grows on it. They also love Ganja! The name comes from the Ganges. I was talking about Amanita Muscaria and you can research Siberian Shamanism and the relation to Christmas for yourself ;) oh then there's this from the BBC - kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5ymhGybhbyogrc

[@FortifiedMind]

@@edgarallanpoe8917 Sure ask me anything :) I wrote pretty quickly...Where did I lose you?

[@FortifiedMind]

@UCsuderqmlRWtxU_apDtmtYQ Death of the body, though you are not your body. It's a space suit. You are consciousness, which is energy, energy cannot be created or destroyed. Some would say consciousness is a signal from a distant source like NASA's to the Mars rovers is their consciousness. Some would say we are an antenna receiving a frequency simlilar to a radio. Some would say the molecules themselves are God or the mushrooms being Gods. We create a God and we are in a way Gods. Some would say Love is God for it is a constant, unlike emotions. There is no seperation, that's the illusion. You are God. What is God to you? In all religious books says we ate from the Tree of Life. They didn't want this stating "it is forbidden, for they will become like us" The intelligence of Plants is a God, Gaia. The Shamans of the Amazon will tell you. Mother Aya. The Hindu's have thousands of God's thanks to their colorful trips. Psilocin calms the brain activity therefore simulating meditation. In particularly high doses you can combine awareness of breath in silence and experience Astral body projection and advanced levels of meditation. The mystics, prophets, disciples, shamans, or what have you also took these plant and fungal tools in a meditative manner or incorporated song or dance, with exceptions of the Mayan king who wanted to sacrifice human lives on a pyramid or the Vikings with Aminita's on a pillage. There weren't scales back then, people would eat large quantities and lose their ego and be with the divine. All religions are based off of these experiences. The Christian religion began as a drug cult. Read The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross. It was translated from the Dead Sea Scrolls which was written in Aramaic. There was a cover up with the Catholic Church because they never found any mention of Jesus in the scrolls, just about the mushroom cults and hence using the Bible as a coverstory to hide their rituals from persecution. During these states of consciousness you have awakenings, epiphanies and acknowledgements which you wouldn't otherwise have. When you no longer identify with the false ego and experience divine love within yourself, you know you are not seperate from God. No ego involved.

[@chrono8233]

Scientist: "Rain is liquid water in the form of droplets that have condensed from atmospheric water vapor and then becomes heavy enough to fall under gravity." Joe: "Or..maybe it's cum"

[@dru713281]

It’s cum to the earth that’s why new life happens when it does...

[@rstyree]

Noooooo it's God cum

[@nickloven6728]

symbolism

[@16spartaman]

Foreshadowing

[@matthewhorizon6050]

@King Cigar, of the Golden variety.

[@garydohe]

And the elves you see when youre high on shrooms lol

[@MediQate]

McNugget Fan maybe I'm not taking enough but the most I get is a distorted reality, shade of purple and loss of time keeping.. Maybe I just need to take a heroic dose

[@tehwinnerz5006]

I don’t think the elves are to do with shrooms. DMT tho

[@Unpredictable21-]

Yea thats a dmt trip if i ever heard one. (The robotic elves were dancing around me) 😆

[@MrFool71]

My friend said he would see elves whenever he smoked salvia

[@lonniedavis4894]

@@MrFool71 , Man I can't wait to do psychodelics. 😂

[@Jerryberger9235]

Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here

[@sarahh321]

Check [_James_trayy] Got psychs

[@Jerryberger9235]

@@sarahh321 Is he on on Instagram or what?

[@sarahh321]

@@Jerryberger9235 Yeah, he's got chocolate bars, magic mushrooms and other psych's

[@Jerryberger9235]

@@sarahh321 thanks, I will get some right away

[@Rocketman0407]

@@Jerryberger9235 Muscaria is not even psychedelic

[@cloud_monkey422]

Joe “maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s mescaline” Rogan

[@_--INFiNiTE_C0NSCi0US--_]

Look up a documentary called " The Pharmacratic Inquisition " .... It thoroughly explains this, and much more.

[@TheMakeupMavenn]

Thank you!

[@taylorstrozier4231]

Joe Rogan: that’s interesting... HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DMT

[@evandorco5193]

Yes he has

[@dntv7006]

I'm not gonna lie, this is extremely convincing lol

[@troybrown6012]

Mushrooms are amazing. More research needs to be done.

[@hentin1996]

Absolutely love how joe can take parts of a conversation and go down a rabbit hole tangent

[@heatheralin3649]

And make it sound interesting he has me wanting to get some fresh wild shrooms JOE’S going the be my gateway drug and I’m ok with it

[@jonsnpthere82]

Joe "bro mycology" Rogan.

[@dadafish1]

Fucking simp.. You ( JOE "insert something anything" Rogan ) people are annoying brainless twats.

[@Linkolite]

@@dadafish1 He left this comment a year ago, chill the fuck out man lmao

[@Sealed_Chamber]

@@dadafish1 Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan

[@jt______]

@@dadafish1 Joe "something anything" Rogan

[@wess5601]

@@jt______ Salvia is crazy

[@BluegrassJay]

Now I've got some crazy uncle ammo to invite some serious conversation at Christmas this year. 🍄👍

[@tictactoe101]

@sintamin6022 scammer

[@tryptamine-loopring-eth]

fr lmao

[@justincounts6001]

Fun fact this mushroom is the same mushroom that's in super Mario Bros

[@ampster03]

Toadstool?

[@outcastentertainment665]

@@ampster03 animita muscaria or however you spell it - yes toadstool

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Tripping does connect u to the gods spirits are real I've seen them

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

My dick

[@kissfan8675309]

Lol stfu druggo.

[@loadingmikke7451]

I had an encounter with two small bearded humanoids in the woods of scandinavia, sober. Just saying before I went to sleep, "I hope no animals come and eats me, I hope they stay away." Then they appeared and said giggling:" we'll tell em to leave you alone."

[@hippykid4213]

ive seen them too brother, rock on

[@kidneystonermusic]

@@kissfan8675309 ease up, kid. Maybe you will understand one day 🙏

[@rayher6918]

We Are All Mushrooms ... i mean look at Joe's head . the parallels are amazing. 😂

[@jp3576]

We use to hunt them as children with our Italian grandparents. I can still pick out the edibles, but will never eat them out of a fear instilled in me by my mother, so now we’re down to one relative who still hunts. Best mushrooms I ever tasted. Love your show.

[@michaelroyal1089]

go pick some of those magic ones and sell them ahha

[@glemmstengal]

It's always the mothers who put these irrational fears into children isn't it? I get that you don't want your kids eating whatever they find, but could we at least educate them instead of scaring the shit out of them?

[@MrBenigi]

You can get sooo decieved by psychedelics, keep a sober mind and trip safely

[@MIKE2111ful]

Agreed moderation is key

[@ipwnyoudiehaha]

9:13 That was a pretty good Owen Wilson "wow"

[@johngrayatkinson1214]

This is by far one of my favorite Rogen clips. Fascinating

[@Beefwelliington]

"you better know your mushrooms cause some can kill you" you can say that about berries and other fruits as well

[@lull2988]

Joe Rogan is definitely a mushroom. He got a caribou on his shirt!

[@ndshreddermn]

What? The books I've read said the major influences came from the vikings with Odin of Asgard and also St. Nicholas.

[@insertnamehere3363]

ndshreddermn Joe Rogan has always been like nah I’m right it’s all a government cover up because drugs are actually good.

[@theogsmoka9624]

Yeah same here. But Vikings loved mushrooms too.

[@ianwynn4158]

@@insertnamehere3363 did you listen to anything he said or just talking shit?

[@gustav223]

Funny thing is that ur vikings did use this mushrooms

[@tehwinnerz5006]

The OGSmokA berserkers, right?

[@dopemil]

me and my family like watching this video leading up to Christmas to get into the holiday spirit

[@26374Dagur]

Hahahahhahahahahhah

[@donglefuirongl7994]

The Shamans didnt climb into the chimney, they threw dried amanita muscaria into the chimney at winter solstice for the people to trip... also the chimney was seen as the portal to leave your dwelling and your souls dwelling, people where "flying out of the chimney to gaze at the world"

[@aydomac]

OreGUN..... I'll let it pass just this once cause your our neighbor to the north.

[@xaviercook7996]

Aydo Mac triggered me too

[@DigitalJeremy]

On behalf of Canada; I apologize :) But we don't say a-boot! Seriously though, I love chefs like this. People who are super interested in where food comes from, and learn how to find it, have my utmost respect.

[@LookOutForThatSquid]

*you’re

[@jangobango2847]

Yea the original pronunciation is def OreGON

[@nickvillalobos6810]

Switch Kick he's paraphrasing in text. Lol that's the way he pronounced it on the podcast.

[@DamianSzajnowski]

Fascinating, Terence McKenna was right all along about this myth.

[@danglinglong2941]

Joe "Ruins Christmas" Rogan

[@RobertTrentGates]

This made me giggle

[@DeezNuts-xo2ee]

Lmao

[@TheSipsakci]

Hahahaha

[@samcolonius2566]

He made it better lol

[@esoteric67]

Lmao 🤣 . He made it great 👍

[@speakingout6345]

To anyone trying to consume muscarias, I’ve had good success taking the entire skins off of the caps and throwing the gills away, of course if you forage them out of the woods, cut under the cap, dry cap as a whole, then separate the top skins from the gills. The logic of this is the top of the mushroom is the defense mechanism for the rest of it, the bottom of the cap is for producing offspring and often doesn’t have that kick that your looking for in your tea. Don’t forget some honey or cane sugar at the very end.

[@dbz4u735]

I saw a blue goddess and mini gnomes/elves on dmt. Looking back it reminds me of Santa and his elves working to provide value. It seemed like the goddess and the elves were creating everything.

[@bigteddybear5962]

I ate 12 of 14 types of Mushrooms that I found on my property. Trying the other two but not ingesting them due to bitter and or peppery taste. Then went on Facebook and posted about the experience in a Mushroom forum. BAD IDEA! Those people are psychopaths! Stright up got chewed out about my methods. Was literally bullied out of the group. Moral of the story, there are two types of mushroom people. The experiential, cool people and the clinically psychopathically insane.

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

Interesting

[@captaindred342]

Like, how do they think our ancient ancestors figured out which ones you could eat, which ones killed you, and which ones made you see god all night? lmao They did it *exactly* the way you did it, Big Teddy. Boss move. Super cool, man. 👍🤘

[@mackjeez]

As a person that studied Theology, Marco was someone I studied because because of his insane views on Christianity. Every theory he came up with was without citation, he basically made up stuff as he went along, no reputable scholar agrees with any of his hypothesis, trust me they tried. He wasn't an ordained minister, he was going through the steps in becoming an ordained Methodist minister but dropped out. He was invited by his friend Gerald Harding to study the dead seas scrolls for less than a year. Ignoring the rest of his insane hypothesis, the biggest problem with his mushroom hypothesis is that Amanita muscaria nor their host trees are not found in the Middle East. He is currently loved and praised by some Atheists and Psychonautics. In later years people tried really hard to try to make his hypothesis proven but to no avail. His dead sea scroll hypothesis were also proven wrong when scholars outside their little circle finally studied them, in fact there was so little to work with scholars in the field scratched their heads how he came up with all the bullshit. I'll educate Rogan: 1: Modern Santa Clause's acts are based on Saint Basil the Great and Saint Nicholas. As Germany and Scandinavia converted to Christianity a lot of their myths and traditions were incorporated, some include Joulupukki (red clothing, sleigh pulled by a number of reindeer), God Wodan (flying). The US-based Coca-Cola Santa Claus was designed by the son of Finnish emigrants based on Joulupukki. In Greek tradition, he brings gifts to children every January 1 (St Basil's Day). It is traditional on St Basil's Day to serve vasilopita, a rich bread baked with a coin inside. It is customary on his feast day to visit the homes of friends and relatives, to sing New Year's carols, and to set an extra place at the table for Saint Basil. Basil, being born into a wealthy family, gave away all his possessions to the poor, the underprivileged, those in need, and children. For Greeks and others in the Orthodox tradition, St Basil is the saint associated with Santa Claus as opposed to the western tradition of St Nicholas. 2: Jesus comes from the Greek Ἰησοῦς [Iēsous] from Yeshua, later translated to its known Latin name of Jesus.

[@wall1025]

Yeah joe Rogan needs to read this lol. I thought joe was talking bs about the whole mushroom bs.

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

Okay cool… but where do you think all these stories and fairy tales come from? FROM TRIPPING BALLS……

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

@@WildWeedsNursery hitler said follow me, have faith In me… look where it got the people

[@tonygrowley5275]

That is the authoritarian story from the catholick church. Hardly anymore credible than the story Joe told.

[@reginaldcampos5762]

Actually, the red coat was designed by a Republican propagandist, who also made the Democrat donkey. Red meant republican.

[@yeahbronah6319]

Mushrooms is my religion

[@michaelfox5965]

ur telling me i was tripping once a week for 2 months im out now and cant find more rn

[@area51r]

you're the religon

[@enzolong9085]

Same brother

[@FortifiedMind]

year straight every Sunday alone in silence increasing doses by .5 up until 8-9 dried g's

[@Reknaw155]

Yes mushrooms are mine too, I was atheist but now found god in the mushrooms.

[@austinhall3937]

The more you look into mushrooms the more terrifying they become (maybe unsettling would be a better word)

[@alexanderwindh4830]

I'm on the journey

[@salvatorewilk4220]

Joe is like “please take this weird hat” 😂😂😂

[@TheWiddaC]

Fungus is so intelligent too I remember seeing a documentary on BBC years ago And they had a map of Britain then put a bit of food on all the major cities And at the end of it the the fungus had went the same routes as all the motorways because it was the most efficient way to get to the food

[@tristannish8913]

How does that make the fungus intelligent?

[@alienhybrid7891]

I've been saying Happy Amanita Muscaria day to people on Christmas for 10 years. They are so confused to this day. 😃 🍄😵

[@immaletyoufinish]

Alien Hybrid I’m sorry Uve been miserable the past decade

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

@@immaletyoufinish You're projecting.

[@sniperjordan8216]

And he’s wearing a dear on his shirt haha

[@a97orb]

this clip alone deserves millions of views!!!

[@joshvillagomez00]

I’m fuckin dead🎄🍄🤣🤣 Sounds like a fun Christmas version of Christmas lol

[@Octogatarian]

My first mushroom trip occurred on Christmas ♥️🍄

[@therealjaycole6464]

That's also the Super Mario grow-big mushroom. Must be the secret to Miyamoto's genius! 🍄 (Haha, it's even the Android emoji... zoomers everywhere)

[@unixfreak]

Yep. The Amanita Muscaria typically gives you the hallucinogenic effects of size distortion. Hence Alice in Wonderland also at the Mad Hatters tea party. Drink the mushroom brew, and size perception becomes distorted. Also all the fairy/gnome stories originate from this, they are typically depicted flying around a toadstool.

[@danaswilkas1056]

🍄🍄🍄🍄

[@paulbrinkman5631]

@@unixfreak It's a fuckin' DELIRIENT. Dangerous.

[@unixfreak]

@@paulbrinkman5631 ?

[@paulbrinkman5631]

@@unixfreak READ my post immediately below.

[@wolfsesthenighteye499]

Imagine that when we take mushrooms.we keep a little bit of them in our subconscious memory.

[@jacobsumner2985]

This is the perfect Joe Rogan Christmas special 🎄🍄

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

would be to cool to think about.. Rudolf the red-nosed Mushroom-finder, Santa hustling thru the ventilation, Mushroom's hanging at the fire, Seems logical to me. Atleast more logical than the other fairy tailes, this one, atleast includes FUN!

[@zacharyb1375]

Terrance McKenna “what’s going on with Santa Claus”

[@lordhinton3394]

So weird this is on my recommendation, while I'm on 4 grams of lizard kings... Sick.🤙🤙🤙

[@oqsy]

“Did you know that they breathe air?” ... ... ... 🤦‍♂️

[@DeezNuts-xo2ee]

It's a fact

[@duncangardner6533]

Joe Rogan has been choked out too many times.

[@timpelletier1995]

Now I love this time even more

[@matthewgower]

6:40 THE DMT ELVES

[@epcash2593]

After watching this I’ve realized that Joe Rogan is a genius

[@tonygrowley5275]

Joe didn't create this story. He is just retelling it.

[@michaeltodd2923]

Another rabbit hole. Love this guy. Now I have something to do today.

[@yowgyrl]

Watching an episode of Rogan is like having my mind expanded.

[@validatemyexistence4602]

"I think we ALL were a mushroom."

[@kaleidoscopeeyes108]

we were

[@ricbachman1727]

The Aminita muscaria is also the basis of the Mario mushroom. You can find a yellow variety as well. They're also a good indicator of when and where to find porcini(boletus edulis) in the early fall.

[@macbudgiez2411]

Does Joe actually think the northpole is in siberia?

[@alexl.4362]

Yes

[@willismarsh44]

It's far enough north

[@monicageorgson4870]

Santa was a forager, not the actual mushroom. He showed up at your door with a big sack, sometime in December. His visit set off the midwinter festivities

[@SK-er2es]

Close. The shaman wouldn't go down the chimney he would collect AM and dry it out and then deliver it on winter Solstice December 21st. He would drop the mushrooms down the chimney.

[@SergioLazaroMartinez]

"Fungus is a weird thing man"

[@itsnotthatserious5318]

this is some shit that would actually happen in South Park...

[@jadejaded2955]

It hurt when he pronounced it “ORE - GONE”😭

[@xxxBradTxxx]

I saw the most appropriate lisense plate when I was there "Ory-Gun"

[@larzhillbot1443]

Awesome in spades Right on Joe

[@xpndblhero5170]

Rudolph wasn't a red nose reindeer.... He just had Amanita mushroom in his mouth. 😂

[@glensavagequagmire7336]

Joe “ wow “ Rogan

[@roddydykes7053]

That’s interesting

[@Shane-fq5bh]

Was legit just gonna post that hahhshs waoow

[@dadi176]

@@roddydykes7053 oh my god he said that' s interesting the exact second i started reading your comment.

[@shawn55648]

"Oh man that's a crazy story...." he is so not interested in this lol

[@ittdust]

Except Santa used to wear green until Coca Cola dressed him in red.

[@antton9623]

Except Santa originally wore grey/tan until North Americans dressed him green.

[@mattmrc]

Except Santa used to wear leather sexual bondage outfits and a gimp mask until religious nuts changed it... no just joking

[@gamerxyouthubecamp9624]

mattmrc 😂 holy fack!

[@davidpfeifer9489]

Except Santa is still alive chillin in Brooklyn with biggie and pac

[@ronagoodwell2709]

Nope. Red and white. There was a different guy who wore green. The Green Man, latter-day vegetation spirit.

[@freddiebeltran8174]

Joe will break new grounds with all the ppl who want to share, spread the ❤️

[@joeyyknapp]

dude say 'Oregon' like it's Lord of the Rings character. OR-A-GON!

[@jamesboaz4787]

Did the mushroom bring anyone else here? :D

[@kristinghilardi414]

Who is this guest, and what episode is this clip from?

[@cindycareme]

I wanted to know this TOO! There is no link, episode # or anything. Who is the guy that is the guest?

[@cindycareme]

Joe Rogan Experience #1105 - Michael Hunter. Found It!!

[@eowdig7057]

Am I tripping or did coca cola "invent" red and white Santa Claus

[@DefaultName-du3kr]

It already existed, but they popularized it and made it a marketing machine.

[@chrono8233]

Coca cola = Coke = Cocaine = White = like snow = snow = santa = Fat = cookies = Cookies are round like mushroom caps =mushroom caps = look like dicks= mrs clause = blowjob = Blow = Cocaine! Wheres my laptop I gotta write a book.

[@louisxvii2137]

Chrono Coca = Coke(Cock) Cola = Tail Coca-Cola = Cocktail, in spanish

[@ittdust]

He used to wear green.

[@chrono8233]

Cocktail = Cocktail the movie = The soundtrack =Kokomo = Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you To Bermuda, Bahama = Bermuda = Bermuda triangle = triangle = Shape of Christmas tree.

[@1rtt1]

At the end Joe Rogan mentions how mushrooms breath in air and dispell carbon dioxide. I was watching another video where they stated that the Amanita muscaria actually has a symbiotic relationship with spruce trees where the mushrooms rootlike system exchanges nutrients with the trees sugars through the trees roots. So I guess the mushroom also exchanges carbon dioxide for the trees oxygen. interesting shit.

[@ASM881]

Here in Northern BC, hippies and naturalists often go on these mushroom foraging trips and then end up selling the mushrooms to fancy restaurants. The best ones make a lot of money and all the good foraging spots are highly regarded secrets.

[@mgonza1350]

My question is how desert people would know about things in Siberia