jschlatt - A Very 1999 Christmas (Full Album)

[@jschlattLIVE]

BUY A VINYL: schlatt.co LISTEN ON AUDIO PLATFORMS: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/jschlatt/a-very-1999-christmas

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

Does it have fein

[@marbaloreds-i8o]

ok man

[@reddog9400]

hey shlatt

[@RordonGramsay]

Yes Shlank Shlinatra

[@sparkieralloy36]

B E A N S

[@MarkaiCat]

Thank you Schlanta

[@TotallyNormalPerson123]

hi Schlanta is probably pleased your here

[@megamatthew75]

The music career popping off widdisone 🤯

[@naejelangelogonzales6623]

"He knows how youre awake"

[@Yoyiiii]

Schlattlanta

[@diegojost3351]

Shlanta Cock-

[@Krtzyy]

here before it hits billboard top 200

[@GoodGamer3000]

Hello Dave

[@coolytyeet]

Hello Dave

[@NickDaGamer1998]

Here before it this comment gets too popular and nobody finds out I've put 24 hours into Civ 5 over the past two and a half days.

[@GrunkleStan08]

@@NickDaGamer1998 too bad. We already know

[@Pokiandi]

Hey verified man

[@Blandco]

Unironically this album will be played during Christmas day at many houses. The kids who think they are getting away with something will just be providing nice Christmas music for their families.

[@bombdotcom2168]

I'm legitimately considering buying the vinyl. I already have old Christmas classic records, without the Jschlatt humor cover, it would just fit right in lol

[@danielgolden2497]

@@bombdotcom2168 Already bought one. Do it.

[@SomeOne-ph1gw]

@@bombdotcom2168do it

[@florakores]

me personally i bought the vinyl record and will be playing it for my grandma

[@SomeOne-ph1gw]

@@florakores hell yeah

[@FourDozenEggs]

Congrats for being one of the rare, RARE few KZbinrs that have put out music that doesn't make you want to pierce your eardrums with a rusty nail. This is genuinely wonderful to listen to.

[@awakenthechosen]

He loves how thick it is...

[@Therealsaulgooseman]

@@awakenthechosen never mention that mans name ever again

[@qhu3878]

yep, and I can still say everyday phrases like thick of it without a horde of preteens jumping on me, unfortunately the same cants be said for the phrase thick of it ffs

[@A59ri]

@@Therealsaulgoosemanafter the clown fest ended, its actually not a bad song. its not good, but its not the worst song ever.

[@cheapcheese.]

​@@A59riyeah but ksi needs to be bullied so it's shit

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’m actually genuinely glad and proud that Schlatt genuinely made an entire Christmas classics album for us to enjoy, because honestly his voice is really *really* fit for it

[@marbaloreds-i8o]

same

[@DoNotReadMyPicture466]

*don’t read my name…*

[@jonaldjodonald1888]

Shush. clanker

[@bucko2356]

@@DoNotReadMyPicture466 ok I wont

[@gammr3227]

Who the fuck is Schlatt?

[@vanxres]

thank you shit, this album isn't even out yet and it's cured my alcoholism.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

It’s about to have the opposite effect on me, 90 day chip be damned, we’re drinking tonight!

[@coolu]

it was supposed to do the opposite

[@Sartenuvens]

Idk man, im drunk and my 600cc bike is tryna flirt with a pole

[@DontReadMyPicture477]

*don’t read my name……. .* 🍾

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

Bro pooped out all the alcohol

[@luck0717]

THIS IS THE BEST SCHLITTMAS EVER

[@DontReadMyPicture477]

*don’t read my name……* 🥂

[@misterstibbs562]

It hasn’t even released yet…

[@luck0717]

@misterstibbs562 blink twice if you can see schlatt is still behind me with a gun to my head

[@luck0717]

@@misterstibbs562 is schlatt still behind me?

[@misterstibbs562]

@@luck0717 you fool. He’s always been. 🧖‍♂️

[@SebbyWest]

I don’t want to come off as some parasocial freak, but as someone who has been watching you since 2019, this is just outstanding to see. What you’ve done here is incredibly special man. It’s been an honor watching over the past 5 years, and I really hope you’re proud of how far you’ve come, because you really should be. Congrats dude. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!

[@Ani_Zoid]

Being part of shlatt fandom means you have to consider that whatever sincere you say is parasocial. aware

[@MartinHachmann]

Dude got an actual big band and full arrangements, that's crazy

[@SomeOne-ph1gw]

born to rival Frank Sinatra, forced to react to tiktoks

[@AceOfBlackjack]

HOLY SHIT IT WASNT JUST A BIG BAND THEY GOT THAT ONE OCATAVIA MELEODY COSPLADR LOO

[@The-german-Tuba]

He got profesional musicians

[@gamingandchess]

​@@AceOfBlackjack huh

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@gamingandchess Their is an Octavia Melody cosplayer who can play their characters instrument.

[@Insignia27]

I am really impressed with how genuinely commited "Schlingle Bells" is to this bit. He actually got good at singing for a joke, the madlad.

[@EggbertRoger-m4o]

..THY'..LAW. ..IS..BETTER..!.!.!

[@eIikernen]

ikr "schleffrey shlepstein Sldidnt schlkillhimself" is truly a singer of the times

[@christopherconklin281]

"Shlingle Balls"

[@lakeguerra5602]

Nice pfp

[@Insignia27]

@@lakeguerra5602 Why thank you. Best album of theirs imo

[@jamielus]

I WILL LISTEN TO THIS WHOLE ALBUM ON SCHLOTIFY

[@Silly_katz0]

sigma

[@ThatFL232]

@@Silly_katz0Schligma

[@Prussian7777]

I hit a 3 family's after hearing this

[@JustSammy_]

ITS OUT ON SCHPLOTIFY NOW SCHPLOG

[@megamatthew75]

READY FOR THIS TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY COPYRIGHT THE SIXTY EIGHT TIME 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@WindIsCalm]

Was playing this at the family gathering today, Granny was throwing the stanky leg to this tune! So sad we had to put her down... not as mournful as I am to you; R.I.P jSchlatt.

[@maybesopgia]

only former member of the dsmp that actually put out listenable music thank you for this man

[@christenashaffer1778]

Real

[@DannyAvramenko]

Real

[@kat0na_cat]

Fr

[@RAYTH30N]

Real

[@retro.hex_]

Real

[@BedsheetGhost_]

can't wait to slip this in my dad's Christmas playlist to see how long it takes for him to notice it's not Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin

[@MegaloPrime]

holy glaze HOP off youre doing tricks on it

[@Fl0pp3dVR]

@@MegaloPrimestfu bro hes just being real

[@realsceptile]

No way Bedsheet Ghost what you doin here listening to Shlaggot

[@user-of4zk3mz5p]

My grandma said “ONLY EIGHT SONGS?!?!”

[@AaronBarrera-kz2yt]

Or Seth MacFarlane.

[@BearPlane747]

My grandpa was paralyzed by a Vietnam war incident 60 years ago, today he got up to turn the volume up. Thank you schlinglebells

[@eliotbell5646]

very schlimotional im shcrying rn 😩

[@pilot634]

Thanks for your grandpa's schlervice

[@unkn0wn195]

What a shlamestic moment.

[@snaifhassnan6348]

55 5mins 65-6 6mins

[@NikitaInShambles]

dude that's such a wholesome story i'm so glad you're sister is hot 😻

[@malixcrash4126]

Can we talk about how he put this online, with *no ads,* for *free?* Based as hell, Thank you for this Christmas gift Schlatt.

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

Schlatt isn't as generous as you think especially because of what happened in 1999

[@gdog0622]

this is shockingly really good the audio engineers did well alongside the band

[@andiederenthal4895]

I agree with this.

[@Flauset]

Shlockingly*

[@juststeve3233]

Even more shocking than what he did to those capybaras in 1999

[@jamielus]

@@juststeve3233THE CAPYBARAS????

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

​@@jamielusNOT THEM

[@giga-ratsey1420]

0:01 - Schlanta Clause is Comin’ to Town 2:15 - The Schlittmas Song 5:30 - Let it Schlow! Let is Schlow! Let it Schlow! 7:30 - Schlappy Holidays 10:20 - Schlaby, It’s Cold Outside 12:45 - White Schlittmas 15:45 - It’s the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlittmas

[@pogies]

White Shittmas*

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

You've done God's work pal, thanks.

[@IDKVRYT]

NEEDED

[@soniabalassi1487]

THANK YOU

[@3lectronica]

make this top comment right now

[@Slashestt]

Genuinely amazing how good this is man

[@pogies]

for real bro

[@nomadichef216]

Fr also wassup slashestt

[@certifiedidiot0]

“shit” never disappoints

[@Quacks126]

dang slashest is here

[@YoulookIncredible]

I dont really watch this dude... is this a troll? Does dude sneak in a gay or penis in the lyrics somewhere in here, or is it actual sincerity.....

[@Nocturnnum]

as a studio engineer, u spent way too much money for this to just be a meme. this tickles u down low in ur schlockles. well done sir. voice of an angel that drinks whisky.

[@Sonic4ev3r-l8i]

thank god this heavenly album by this alcoholic angel sent him back thousands of dollars so he's forced to upload more bangers like this

[@Johnysteak.]

fr

[@Nox2000YT]

It ain’t even out yet 😭🙏

[@Prussian7777]

Fr

[@Prussian7777]

​@ox2000YT nah he cooked

[@keeloreren]

@@Prussian7777 fr

[@USSFromBTD6]

MERRY SCHLATMAS EVERYONE 🎄

[@DontReadMyPicture477]

*don’t read my name….* 🥂

[@millenyberg5638]

calm down, its november

[@Agvazela_Vega]

@@millenyberg5638technically, the majority of the world’s population was in December when you wrote this. 🎁🤓🎄

[@USSFromBTD6]

@@Agvazela_Vegaeven for me it’s December

[@sillymothz]

merry schlatmas to you too! 🎄

[@NumerousBadgers]

“Schillegal Immigrant” truly pleases us with his music

[@macaroni12]

“Schlorder schlatrol” do be sending us back with this one🔥🔥🔥

[@NumerousBadgers]

@@macaroni12 “Schlablo Escobar” makes good music, yeah, but he was acting like the Grinch back in ‘99

[@bagg3rthe]

nah you wildin “schilligal immigrant”💀

[@stea20]

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS AND THE SCHLATS!

[@tannerdickinson2778]

Thats a good one

[@LGDUDE]

Gayschlatt has a wonderful voice, I can feel the Christmas spirit coming inside me

[@nik.alodeon]

This is genuinely one of the few things I’ve stayed up to hear, and it sounds fantastic. Unironically going on my playlist

[@world_ends_with_bread_9207]

Same

[@Wood_spoon366]

Yup same

[@TemmieContingenC]

Have a very merry Schlingemas, my friends.

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

Literally same

[@DefendTruth.]

I know you said you never want to do this again but bro, you got a voice you need to keep doing this. It’s amazing.

[@JeffOxmaul]

Dude reallllll 💯

[@AaronDrago]

FRRRRRRRRRR

[@firstGrunt]

He quite litterally said he had no singing voice, and it got edited to sound right. Its not a singing voice, just skilled sound editing. Truthfully, i do still love this, regardless of the editing, even if he has no real singing voice, the end result still is somewhat equal, if not better than the real songs!

[@matsu7086]

He said the same thing about the My Way video, and we all know how that turned out. Time for Round 2 of peer pressuring

[@vivaleroca7511]

​​@@SnapshotOfASoul +1 to this. Also considering the style and arrangement aren't "pop-py," so any exaggerated pitch correction would be obvious compared to pop songs. What we're hearing is his genuine timbre, maybe a bit of pitch correction, but with a bit of training, he can pull off the same voice quality live.

[@ParkxVR]

ALBUM OF THE YEAR NOMINATION

[@TableSalt_]

LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

[@bruhzzer]

don't get too excited now

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

Real

[@Therelegationzone]

It’s a cover album. Not sure but I don’t even think it’s possible for a cover album to win

[@kattr00mgacha]

NOT THE WAY I GASPED WHEN I SAW THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINALLY RELEASING IT ‼️‼️🙏🙏😭😭😭

[@agoosecalledxaro6679]

This is genuinely impressive. I unironically think this is one of the best Christmas albums I've ever heard. I love it.

[@Surr3alD3sign]

Real tho

[@ostensiblyrain]

i... holy hell. the vocal control, the phrasing, the artistic direction and execution. i must admit, i was smiling and dancing the entire time. bravo, man- this is beautiful.

[@tocide]

Respect the passion and craft behind the schlARTt

[@ostensiblyrain]

@@tocide amen to that

[@TemmieContingenC]

Scrimpily Schlumbfounded by his immaculate vibe.

[@bigeek]

schlatt, make this longer, please. my mom was listening to this and was sad when she realized how short this was. she likes it a lot

[@NoThisIsAxolotrick]

Schalidomide sure does disappoint women with how short he can be

[@LuigiReborn2939]

😭 ​@@NoThisIsAxolotrick

[@fznplayz]

schlitt, you once again hit something, now that thing is the top of spotify playlists.

[@skuledon]

wowzas!!

[@RijooIm]

Merry shlitmas

[@eccodreams]

Schlatt, I'm gonna break away from the memes and be genuine here. You have such an incredible singing voice! I seriously mean this man, you're the modern Sinatra. You do his memory proud.

[@realsceptile]

Who is Schlatt?

[@eccodreams]

@realsceptile slat

[@Apollo1056]

@@realsceptilehe meant "schlingglebells"

[@bruhzzer]

​@@eccodreamsplabboycarti?

[@SDSparkler]

Gotta say, as someone who has no idea who you are, I truly believe this is a beautiful work of musical art. Your voice is stellar and this love letter to the great Christmases of old is full of heart and a beautiful start to the season. I applaud your courage in completing a project like this; never believe anyone if they tell you that you can’t sing. Nothing can replace ol’ Blue Eyes, but you come really, really close! Merry Christmas.

[@Wav03]

Holy Schlitt the schmalgorithm is algorithming

[@zeugmaflowers]

I want to know how many like you are having this recommended to them without watching Schlatt, that's hilarious

[@DylanGoldstein-qz3ld]

Bro does not know what he did in 99 😭😭😭

[@davestylehenry]

This man will never know what schlatan did back in 99

[@_rpaqp_]

​@@zeugmaflowersme too. I known about shlatt a year ago, when he released "My Way". I don't like his other content, but I've been waiting for " Shlistmas shmalbum"

[@Mayray22]

just listened to the entire thing and it made me cry. after losing my grandpa on christmas a few years ago it’s been rly hard to find excitement and joy when this time of the year rolls around. i’ve tried to find that nostalgic and happy feeling that i felt as a kid. christmas songs and everything around me in december tells me to be cheerful, when i only feel numb. but man, this album was a rollercoaster of emotions that i haven’t felt since the day my grandpa passed. the old-school vibes and instrumentals were so excellently orchestrated and brought back the nostalgia that i’ve been wanting to feel again for a long while. white christmas reminds me of him, it’s my favorite song, and it brought tears to my eyes. i’m gonna be listening to this shit nonstop for the entire month cuz it’s that good. well done schlingle bells, and thank u❄️🤍

[@mrman5066]

Daring of you to put a genuine comment in this channels comment section lol but sorry to hear about your Grandfather, happy to hear this brings peace to your life and God bless you!

[@lesser-known9012]

due to classic schlatt comments i cant tell if this is serious or not

[@virikan3518]

just recently lost my grandpa this month, sending you love 🫶

[@jamesmchugh1937]

I ain’t read any of you’re yapping stop trauma dumping lil bro :skull:

[@Brotatodude]

Shut you ass up you insensitive little brat ​@jamesmchugh1937

[@rystat]

retail destroys my christmas spirit but schlingle bells has restored it

[@bob_the_chopper]

0:00 - Schlanta Claus Is Comin' to Town 2:18 - The Christmas Schlong 5:32 - Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow! 7:29 - Schlappy Schlolidays 10:21 - Schlaby, It's 1999 Outside 12:46 - White Schlatmas 15:49 - It's the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlatmas

[@conze3029]

Christmas Schlong is crazy

[@JacobBunea84]

My guy 🍻 ty

[@adrian-gk1yh]

I love you

[@ellievermore]

Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved 🫡

[@dylanftwmc335]

12:46 schlite schatmas

[@Catamox_z]

You singing Baby it’s Cold Outside will make my mom so happy, it’s her favorite. Your voice is perfect for this

[@v4nilla20]

can confirm, played the two singles for my mom the other day and she loved them. i am so thrilled about this album

[@gluhves]

i dont really even care if this is buried beneath every other comment, but this is genuinely the some of the best content i've ever seen on this platform and i want you to know that

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@PartyDiddler]

5:32 🗣️🗣️THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS RIZZY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@PartyDiddler]

Sry my brainrot kicked in

[@bubbanator3340]

Its a shame this will never get a part 2. I unironically love it, Schorngus put alot of effort (and money) into the production, and he's turned into an actually good singer.

[@dudcats]

?

[@Scarllette]

Unironically playing Shlap music at the family Christmas lunch is going to be merry, maybe it’ll even remind my Grandma of the major event she witnessed in 1999! Thank you for blessing us this festive season shmitty ❤️🎄

[@WeirdHampanStuff]

“Shlap” “shmitty”

[@MysterySteve]

First, your voice sounds truly beautiful. I think this is honestly going to be one of my favourite Christmas albums ever. And on top of that, as far as I can tell the album cover isn't AI generated, it's hand painted. Thank you so much for commissioning that from Robbie Elliott on top of everything, it looks beautiful.

[@megamatthew75]

Well of course, only top tier content for the survivors of ‘99, thanks Schliss Kringle! 😊🙏👌

[@laslalal8451]

Timestamps for y'all: 1. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 0:00 2. The Christmas Song 2:18 3. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 5:33 4. Happy Holiday 7:29 5. Baby, It's Cold Outside 10:21 6. White Christmas 12:46 7. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 15:49 8. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 18:15

[@AngelDipad-rq5jl]

jeez louis thanks

[@calekrenzel3013]

Holy crap thank god

[@mayatanzell]

I like how you gave up on putting the word schlatt in them halfway through

[@cajunpower]

@@mayatanzell he didnt do it all lazy bruh

[@therealgameromgomg]

Merry christmas

[@singe__2931]

Im being 100% honest, ive been doing music for almost 12 years now, this was spectacular, crazy well done. I cant say it enough, very well done Schlatt and producers, have a merry christmas.

[@megamatthew75]

Schlatt & Co. make sure to bring top tier quality to the survivors of ‘99!! 😊 (But yeah i started getting into music production, and WHAT??? He prolly wanted to do this for a while, I like that he just went for it. Cheers, happy holidays!)

[@matoy_man]

Absolutely going in my christmas playlists. We got more than we expected

[@JamminJoel73]

This is unbelievably, unironically, one of the greatest Christmas albums I have ever seen. This might actually be the best Christmas album in my opinion. It's the perfect blend of all different old-time Christmas songs, and I am so glad he did "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."

[@Puffy_Fluffy]

THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

[@angelfacepeanut]

Timestamps for everyone else listening to peak this Christmas: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - 0:00 The Christmas Song - 2:17 Let It Snow - 5:32 Happy Holiday - 7:27 Baby, It's Cold Outside - 10:22 White Christmas - 12:45 It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - 15:47 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - 18:14 Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Holy Shit Why Does His Voice Sound So Good!

[@denimdinofan9]

THANK YOU

[@Crazyjr98]

This will go down as the album of all time. Thank you Schlart Sinatra.

[@CK_123]

I love how half the comments are memes like usual and the other half is people being genuinely blown away

[@humbleracoon1237]

Thank you Schlaintt Nicolas

[@qwerty_L]

Schlanstra never fails to give us the '99 vibes

[@EggbertRoger-m4o]

..THY..LA.W. ..IS..BETTER..!.!.!

[@Cocobutter_]

bot ass

[@Prussian7777]

After hearing this I drove my car into a family of 7 while drunk hehe

[@Acorn_donut]

@@EggbertRoger-m4o come on man it's Christmas season In the case that they delete their reply, it said: ..THY..LA.W. ..IS..BETTER..!.!.!

[@EthanCarmen17]

I was here when 911 likes

[@sethmcgill4360]

I am genuinely impressed with how good Schlatt is at singing

[@shrimpkid]

Schlactecular performance by big mutton chops man himself

[@DenseMelon]

200k dollars

[@Cloverjay555]

My mother just cried. She’s so happy weezer made a Christmas album.

[@TableSalt_]

Christmas with weezer is nothing compared to this

[@taterpopsycoyes7732]

A big hand for Tom Scott for absolutely cooking on this music arrangement

[@latiasite]

C’mon guys, it’s obvious that the “Schlash Schlinging Schlasher” is only doing this to try to make us forget his crimes…

[@DontReadMyPicture477]

*don’t read my name…..* 🏆

[@desupernoodle]

Never forget the 1999 Christmas Massacre victims 😔🙏

[@certifiedidiot0]

schlimpleton really thought he could get away from the allegations schott free

[@Oli_Heath]

@@DontReadMyPicture477ok I wont

[@marlonlernmark]

Of course. It’s so that if you search for “schlatt christmas 1999” this will come up instead of his christmas atrocities

[@TheSpontaneousCommenter]

Genuinely haven’t been excited for Christmas in a while. Jschlatt has resparked my joy

[@Johnysteak.]

yep

[@samuraifrfr]

real shit

[@mdnightstarr8083]

who's that?

[@Dannyboi2718]

True🙏

[@vanely_masterofwordnsword]

that's literally me man, let's get therapy together🫶🏼✨

[@sarahgardner5385]

Absolutely beautiful. Sent to my mother, who's a real stickler for the classics, qnd even she said she very much enjoyed it. This is the first cover she's ever liked

[@jonfluker7441]

I loved that you waited until AFTER thanksgiving to drop this, you know, the proper time for Christmas things. The album sounds great by the way, so please, release the hostages, they've suffered enough.

[@yphonichs]

these arrangements are audible gold. god bless tom scott holy shit. and big guy too, shoutout throat coat 🙌🙌🙌

[@devinbrady8503]

TIMESCHTAMPS 0:00 - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 2:18 - The Christmas Song 5:32 - Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! 7:29 - Happy Holidays 10:21 - Baby, It's Cold Outside 12:46 - White Christmas 15:49 - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

[@Cobra_Chicken]

Thank you

[@SillyLittleAxolotl]

I can feel the christmas spirit coming inside of me!!

[@johnnymhjr]

fr

[@JakesBlox_yt]

that’s crazy

[@Arani.]

Don't get shlegrant

[@breakingmeta007]

and Schlegvorse

[@CAmdenSharp-wz3yk]

it's schlimy and i schlon't schlike schlit

[@TyrooShino]

Wow... legitimately blown away. Never considered how good your voice is for Christmas music.

[@blank9793]

I can't believe Schlingles just dropped the best Christmas Album of the decade. Thank you for this gift!

[@loganbeaumont2490]

so true blank9793, this really is a merry schlistmas!

[@risinglabyrinth5977]

I’m moved to tears. I really am. This album almost makes me forget about what Schlatt did to my parents back in ‘99. Incredible. Thanks for the tunes, big man!

[@TheSavageProdigy]

This is phenomenal, I can’t even begin to fathom the amount of work that went into this that was all originally done for a joke, and it’s beautiful. Seriously impressed with his singing. Bravo Schlatt, bravo.

[@Darkplasma26]

This is actually so fire.

[@Crimsrn]

tracklist: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Jackson 5 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra White Christmas - Bing Crosby It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra

[@headlesshiidra]

now add timestamps lol

[@SIGuess]

its actually the bing crosby version of santa claus is coming to town Edit: I forgot Bingo's version had the Andrew sisters so schlatts is closer to the sinatra version I apologise chat

[@Dst1le]

2:00 -Santa Claus is coming to town 4:25 -The Christmas song(chestnuts roasting on an open fire) 7:33 -Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 9:30 -Happy Holiday/Holiday season 12:20 -Baby, It’s cold outside 14:47 -White Christmas 17:50 -It’s the most wonderful time of the year 20:15 -Have yourself a merry Christmas

[@snail_stuff]

I think he was covering Frank Sinatra’s “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and not the Jackson 5’s

[@JasonTrain2010]

To correct you! The first song is based off Frank Sinatras Verison (I assume)

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

0:00 Santa Claus is Coming to Town 2:18 The Christmas Song 5:32 Let it Snow! 7:29 Happy Holiday 10:21 Baby it's Cold Outside 12:46 White Christmas 15:49 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year 18:15 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

[@SnaggyCap]

thanks

[@_nari.png_]

Thank you!

[@hot_cheeto711]

Thank you, schlitoris, for this amazing album. It may not be fully out, but I can tell we all will greatly appreciate this. It may just bebto cover up the absolutely horrific and tragic events that took place in 1999, but it still will be wonderful.

[@GamerCat75]

Schlockinber is actually unironically good at this style of singing. Great album Schlinkjer

[@fis9836]

Fly high schlizophrenia, you were a great schlinger, and you will Schlalways be remembered for your amazing voice.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@daFlip113]

Just showed this to my grandpa and he started to screech from the corner of the room. Thank you “Schlit” for your blessings from heaven❤

[@SydneyFIR]

Bro put his whole schlussy into this album I love it ❤☺️

[@raymondsanders885]

I love shlopenhimeres schlussy

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

The sheer amount of talent on show - from the big guy himself to the band to the backup singers to the audio mixers, is truly showing this to be a labour of love. Hope you have a merry little Christmas, man.

[@SIGuess]

Tracklist: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Frank Sinatra 0:00 - 2:15 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole 2:16 - 5:30 Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin 5:30 - 7:26 Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams 7:26 - 10:19 Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra 10:19 - 12:45 White Christmas - Bing Crosby 12:45 - 15:48 It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams 15:48 - 18:13 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra 18:13 - 21:52

[@just0starlight]

wdym they're all by Schlatt

[@LosCosmos16]

@@just0starlight "Schlatt"

[@WeirdHampanStuff]

@@just0starlight”Schlatt” covered those songs since he ain’t a writer of songs. // Weird Hampan Stuff

[@WeirdHampanStuff]

@@LosCosmos16 Thank you for correcting him it’s an amazing duty to the community. // Weird Hampan Stuff

[@HotSauceBeats]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!!! LETS GOOO!!!

[@usrnmntavlibl2666]

Christmas isn’t the only thing doing that with this album 🥸

[@elmohasproblems]

*schlattmas

[@Johnysteak.]

fr

[@EggbertRoger-m4o]

..T.HY..LAW. ..IS..BETTER..!.!.!

[@EggbertRoger-m4o]

..THY..LAW. ..I,S..BETTER..!.!.!

[@zman1064]

HERE BEFORE KZbin TAKES THIS DOWN FOR COPYRIGHT BS 🔥🔥🔥

[@MasckedUp]

Whats the chances a shlatt christmas song is in your next vid as an edit?

[@ocanaldocaos7408]

its the pinkfloyd guy

[@_Heb_]

It wouldn't happen bc the instrumentals are original

[@gingerdanny]

hey look its the kanye guy

[@gametuber375]

Bruh hi zman

[@wisp]

what a beautiful creation, love it baby x

[@The_Awesomeness999]

He has an unironically amazing voice

[@jonfoolery]

jschlatt is truly majestic with his vocals, may he fly high 🕊️

[@jonathongeiger8119]

He's not dead, numbnuts.

[@KingRage10]

It’s almost like we can still hear his voice 😔

[@kaiyo7777]

Genuinely Schlatt could make a whole music career and he would pull it off

[@captaincashew5291]

This is genuinely just great

[@s3nw]

I recorded a part of the album and sent it to my mum and she thought you were a really famous singer from the 90s. What an incredible album.

[@Cosmerii]

As someone who isnt the biggest fan of most Christmas music, I can positively say this is one of the ONLY things I sat the whole way through. And I can also say I am SO happy I made it to the premiere of this!! Amazing job on this Schlatt, this was beatuifully made!! Happily adding this to my Christmas playlist this year and will definitely be blasting it on Christmas day!!

[@JoeMama-wr1wr]

Can’t wait to forget about what happened back in 99’ just listening to this beautiful cover(up)

[@Mattt5]

clever

[@relic4948]

schlatt became a famous singer to distract the public from his “activities” 25 years ago

[@Seed]

Thank you Schlattacus!

[@Sunshine4Tomz]

🎁🎄 TIMESTAMPS 🎄🎁 So everyone can have a happy schlittmas (Credit to Crimsrn for the song names) 0:01 - 2:16 Santa Claus is Coming To Town 2:17 - 5:30 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) 5:32 - 7:27 Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 7:28 - 10:19 Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season 10:20 - 12:46 Baby It's Cold Outside 12:47 - 15:48 White Christmas 15:49 - 18:14 It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 18:15 - 21:53 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Now I dont think I got anything wrong but then again its almost midnight so if anyone sees any mistakes please tell me thanks!!! Merry Schlitmas!

[@doodlehates_uttp]

Thanks!

[@peli._.668]

Thank you!

[@pepperz.gh0st]

Thank you the first timestamp comment was made by Helen Keller so this one helps 🩷

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

The best timestamp comment

[@Carbon13.]

THANK YOU “SCHLINGALINGALINGINGLINGLING” FOR THIS MASTERPIECE

[@DavyTheLegend]

21 seconds ago

[@bradschaefer2387]

As someone whos about to actually finish No Nut November, this comes out at the perfect time for a guy like me. Thank you, Schlattimus Prime

[@Home_with-Mr.penguin]

The point is not to finish 😂

[@Cocobutter_]

@@Home_with-Mr.penguinyou stupid?

[@Cycl1an]

​@@Home_with-Mr.penguinDumbass

[@rayman2902]

It’s gonna be a white Christmas 😉

[@appakling]

ultrakill!????

[@eliasq6992]

Automatically one of my favorite Christmas Albums, no lie, this is brilliantly made Mr. Schlatt. Godspeed sir.

[@Tylerdakoh]

Literally art, already bought the vinyl, dude got insane pipes. Already saved it on Spotify and Apple Music

[@Ayundaru]

Schlappy Schlolidays. Schlelebrating Schlesus Schlist

[@Johnysteak.]

shlarry shlitmes

[@Yui-the-freak]

Schlamen! Schland scha schlappy schlistmas.

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

@@Yui-the-freak 😭

[@Da-Yeeter]

No way, it’s the speed running guy!! I’m a subscriber to you!!!

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

You used the lords name in vain, however, it was fucking hilarious so you get a pass.

[@jjonjjon]

"schlallahu schlakbar" truly did a phenomenal job with this one

[@nomad4713]

Brother 💀

[@Jip09]

Bro, dont bring up religion my guy

[@blu2211]

​@@Jip09christmas is all about the christian god's baby being born in jerusalem hence the name Don't worry, we're all stupid here, especially you.

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

@@Jip09 nah making fun of religion is based on

[@Mattt5]

@@Jip09God is great

[@bigchungus1965]

I love jschlatt's "a very legally distinct christmas" album, very good!

[@rodney2102]

i was here during the premiere, and i will confidently say, this might be the best Christmas gift i could ever receive.

[@BigOofs2213]

Schlatt having an actually decent mustache for that artwork gives me life

[@imarson_404_2]

The second most significant thing ‘schlatt’ has done in 1999

[@DamnFeds]

Thank you for this great piece of art