Jschlatt Is A Bad Influence | The Yard

[@larryfisherman44]

we all know what a panopticon is, it is attempting to chat in slimes stream

[@TocloseamI]

Banger

[@celocic]

you just get it

[@CarrerasCorradosCoffee]

I tried once and I just watch silently now

[@seshiro6936]

its actually pretty easy to just be normal in there

[@Skwiddd]

Just don’t try to riff if you’re not funny.

[@hunterhicks9525]

Silme thinks Panopticons are common knowledge because they’re what he modeled his stream off of

[@BarginsGalore]

no because in his stream he’s always watching

[@tonyhawksunderground2]

lmfao

[@Randscorporation]

I think Slime learned what a Panopticon is from the classic 2004 album from post-metal band Isis

[@TSAdu]

Tbf I did learn about a panopticon in high school

[@spyanide]

you guys didn't learn about panopticons? D:

[@loonatheworId]

jerma on the yard WHEN

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

Real

[@thegoodone4104]

Real meets real when

[@theboiyouddate5722]

That's what I'm sayin!!!

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

@@thegoodone4104 when real meets real

[@bugrasevinc9696]

next episode or we riot!

[@christianflora2316]

Slime's Australian accent was on point, holy

[@Xelarate_]

he does have an Australian son

[@limerumpus3589]

@@Xelarate_his name is joshy

[@dylly-vanilly4374]

As an Australian I was gobsmacked at the accuracy.

[@jabinboothman3593]

Hes spent years practising

[@joeys2234]

His accent went from silly to indistinguishable lmao

[@djtaitai]

Schlatt being pretty transparent this episode 🫥

[@franklinmcLaughlin]

He’s being perfectly crystal clear

[@jabinboothman3593]

Luds pulled the age-old classic, use Schaltt in the thumbnail as click bait! Jokes on them, I was always gonna watch the episode

[@chiefhazza2711]

Slime being so adamant about Lud being dumb for not knowing Panopticon and then an hour later shitting all over the floor not knowing how the word ousted works is a classic Slime moment.

[@reguba3534]

I'm kinda with him on the vibes of ousted though

[@DarkStoneMiner]

@@reguba3534 agreed. ousted makes it sound like the property rights are some kind of power struggle that the Japanese place was bested for.

[@mxchump]

He’s right though, I don’t think the dispensary outed them, sounds like they went out of business and a dispensary just took over the location lol

[@Kyledishgambin0]

He didn't say the dispensary ousted them, he said they were ousted by the owners of the building. Prob for rent payments. Slime is wrong in this one.

[@reguba3534]

@@Kyledishgambin0 yea but think about the vibes tho

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy553]

I learned about the panopticon in a legal theory course. My favorite part is that Jeremy Bentham, the English Philosopher who invented it, requested that his remains be preserved to watch others. His preserved body is displayed with a wax head in the UCL's Student Centre. He described this idea as the auto-icon, or being one’s own icon in the preservation of death. In this installation of his remains, they installed the “panoptiCam” which surveys people and their reactions to his auto-icon. So Jeremy is watching you post death. And his installation is watching you watching him. I think he must have been fun at parties.

[@pugilism]

honestly based

[@puppershuffle]

this is hard af

[@calebmcintosh1991]

Guy was committed as fuck to the bit

[@godspeedgamer4399]

Is that jermas real name?

[@ShaunCheah]

I first learned of Jeremy Bentham because it's the name John Locke uses when he gets off the Island in LOST and then he came up again in an ethics class (Islamic Studies were compulsory for Muslim students but if you weren't Muslim you were still required to take some class for the credits and so us Kafirs got Ethics instead) and so a dozen years later he's still my second favourite philosopher 'cause the utilitarian calculus goes hard.

[@strawberryemma]

i absolutely know what the Panopticon is and i’m genuinely surprised that Lud and Aiden didn’t know that lmao

[@DarinMenezes]

same lmao

[@pandaforce6162]

can't believe they didn't teach that one at ASU

[@aniyilator]

@@pandaforce6162Honestly it's the first time I've heard of it as well; ig ASU psy classes just aren't cheffing it up like that

[@atticcouch]

The “its a bad day to be a cheesecake” bit Jerma did is from his time on the genloss set

[@donovanian1435]

ludwig self reporting not knowing what a panopticon is

[@pjams]

to his credit tho, makes for a better production to explain it

[@dominiczappala3150]

the fact that we grazed over ludwig saying "pancockticum" at 9:19 is fucking wild to me.

[@jacobshilling]

1:06:28 Best Nick moment "Well they'll take care of each other"

[@jakelowry1714]

when slime called the school bus a boner factory i almost crashed my car from laughing

[@limerumpus3589]

Australian goon commander made me so proud of slime I was literally beaming

[@Ayane13b]

Slime calling it a wazza-wally-you was fucking hilarious

[@cagerw]

i got extremely high before watching and when he said that i almost greened out

[@coledeko]

can someone explain the joke?

[@John-pp6xy]

@@cagerwgreening out? from laughing? chill bro we get it you smoke

[@cagerw]

@@John-pp6xy sorry for chillin and having a good time man

[@amandablake5505]

Slimes doing the best accent he’s ever done on an episode is wild That alone makes me want him on cold ones to make fun of them HAHAH

[@notarnar8336]

australian goon commander is like top 5 impressions he's done on the show easy

[@aniyilator]

@@notarnar8336it's impeccable

[@Kyotaz]

12:25 I also envisioned Radstads attempting to bite the birds through the blanket

[@Radstad]

Im trying it this way next time

[@Oatmealistop]

I was also see it I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@Jaspev]

they don't know what a panopticon is

[@lobotomying]

or ijbol

[@headintheclouds4571]

They don’t even know 😔

[@drballsofficial]

HOLY SHIT, almostfridaytv on unpaid intern would be PERFECT. imagining Will in that room full of kids from the first episode is crackin me up

[@enchilottas8690]

Deadass though

[@Wiiansym]

The Almost Friday TV guys being on Unpaid Intern would be amazing!

[@zacharyhereford1042]

Yes, we need this. I love Always Friday TV

[@ultra_exists]

slimes australian accent shows that even if you are truly terrible at something, as long as you keep trying you will get better at it, and thats our weekly lesson i think

[@Plunkcown]

0:42:48 ARE WE NOT FEELING BEASTS?! top 10 Slime quotes fr

[@GetItTwisted121]

That aussie accent was actually UNREAL holy

[@Kevinofrepublic]

"It's a bad day to be a cheesecake" is a great line

[@spockmandia]

Panopticon is one of my favorite words, Slime. Keep fighting the good fight.

[@-Jimini-]

Come Through Panopticon Nation

[@FonFons]

schlatt is sitting so quietly and is so still its almost like he's not even in the episode

[@maqy01]

he was kind of shy in this

[@DeathClawz]

It would be hilarious if they did an episode with Schlatt and he just sat in the back quietly staring at the camera wide-eyed

[@statomic]

they should be required to get a cameo from the person everytime they put someone on the thumbnail who isnt actually in the episode

[@zachmores7424]

Hearing the yard talk about the panopticon after a uni lecture on it is crazy

[@zaerrith]

good to see jerma is STILL carrying on the cheesecake joke from genloss LMAO

[@johl9056]

Slime has been right about words or language like once over the course of the entire podcast despite being an English major and I always find that so funny. Its even funnier cause usually the person he's arguing with is ludwig whos also usually wrong while also being an English major. There is truly no winning on the yard.

[@Dezarc]

i don't even have an english degree and it astounds me how often they're both wrong about words

[@ZoDlAc05]

14:31 Shake trying to take a bad photo of lud and lud is just Barney Stinson

[@supahxmonkee]

Watching the yard in the panopticon with the boys

[@newtn]

The Yard is so transparent and real. Love them

[@renihs]

I make monkey noises every time a new Yard episode gets posted

[@ToastingCheese]

"Schlatt goes to this steakhouse everytime he's in LA" *two seconds later* "This is his second time going"

[@BarginsGalore]

his second time that trip. which was probably less then a week

[@ToastingCheese]

Ohhhhh that's so real then, thanks @@BarginsGalore

[@turkgod1]

The best part of my week honestly

[@TheMibbsyful]

i knew what a panopticon is

[@gazclarke3618]

Love that slime is a kuma main, you can’t sleep on the bear 🐻

[@christianfaux736]

The content warning before it loaded the podcast just made me all the more excited

[@drizzledra]

I think Slime saw the DamiLee video about prison architecture too

[@jadriell]

Lol, i immediately thought of her too

[@BarginsGalore]

he majored in literature right. i assume he read Foucault

[@rigel555]

Been waiting for this one, it's spicy

[@artyeh]

"Damn from the fuckin god damn?" is my new favourite Nick quote

[@rebillion9442]

man this episode was so funny, loved the callbacks to older bits like the school bus

[@thegoodone4104]

I had a dream last night Slime hit with me with a car and then didn’t pay his insurance so I ended up on the street. Hope you’re happy pal.

[@sel_gaming8916]

Hey guys! I'm an LMT (Licensed Massage Therapist) and the type of massage that you got Ludwig was most likely a Thai massage which is not super common. Swedish and deep tissue are the most common! Thai is a lot more...extreme? That's the best way to put it but it's a GREAT stretch high key.

[@edeneye30]

Being an English major and hearing Slime talk about the panopticon made me slime my pants (in a good way). I love The Yarn Pogcast

[@drintath3991]

Contributing to Slime's viewer poll: I knew what a panopticon was but I also took Honors English Lit in college so I definitely figured it would be a concept that needs explanation to most people.

[@animefannumba1]

never thought the yard would bring me back to undergrad foucault and the pancockticon

[@yeehawbeehaw]

i had to do a presentation on him for theory and it was so hard not to call him "foucock" like I normally do😭

[@BarginsGalore]

@@yeehawbeehawi learned his name before i read it and I literally never thought of that

[@bridgerparker4275]

Can't believe they tried to roast Slime for not knowing what the panopticon is, I thought that was very common knowledge

[@BarginsGalore]

the ludwig is interrupting someone to try to look smart and then being wrong/dumb

[@getisbhai]

Ludwig doing that laugh at (01:36) is my favourite bit from this podcast.

[@DartsForDays]

Been sitting on lunch waiting for this to drop. Let's goo!! More smash content this year please!!!!!

[@MultiPeyton22]

Slime speaks in goon and I smile

[@mintypineapple6621]

this has been my fav episode oat

[@vixievulpixie]

8:10 i know what a panopticon is, mainly because its a part of a horror podcast i listen to

[@Shock002]

TMA enjoyer

[@Maverick_Merc]

Ah yes... A fellow creative-commons-attribution-noncommercial-sharealike-4.0-international-license enjoyer

[@slytha3002]

you know it's gonna be a good episode when Google asks you to verify your age

[@rio425ee]

I got excited when I saw the "little click here!!!!" Box appear because I thought it was going to be the album of captured birds. I got baited so hard and I regret my naivety.

[@tyler4637]

The thought of Ludwig being as “strong” as he is but just heaves the ball like a toddler just learning how to shoot is comically funny

[@CaseyBarbee]

This episode is some of Slime’s greatest work

[@shawnlewis9425]

When editors add little personal jokes, I always laugh. I think editors are just masters of timing.

[@adrox9616]

LETS GOOO NEW POD

[@CJ-by2dt]

Panopticon is a pretty common concept - both in literature and philosphy. I'd imagine it's also gotten an uptick because of Ultrakill recently.

[@tmntxpurp3786]

Time for my weekly slop 🍽️

[@waldo8938]

My favorite thing to do every now and again is to go through slime's comments on this channel and see what sort of unhinged 0 like gremlin comment he finds to berate and chastise with impunity. If you reading this aiden and/or slime, yous the mans. The grind never stops.

[@SanctusFlame]

Truly blessed that the yard is here when chuckle sandwich abandoned me this week

[@thedirtyhandsman]

31:39 brooooooooooooooo! THE sickest Falco? Vs H Box? And somehow I'm cheering for H Box... Imma study the replay tho

[@thedirtyhandsman]

33:31 YOO lol

[@cathy4697]

I learned about the panopticon a few weeks ago but as a psychological explanation to why big brother/ love island type of shows become less interesting over time as contestants become more aware of being watched. Also "I'm baby coz I be throwing fits" should be paywalled content

[@itsssfury]

learnt about panopticons in a literature class in the context of learnin' about dystopias

[@ladycalily]

I learned about the panopticon freshman year of college bc I’m studying architecture and we LOVE to put guys in situations

[@bobyjoetown]

after watching this today, I went to my uni class and deadass learned about panopticons

[@wibblytimey]

Six minutes in and Slime is already doing the best Australian accent I (an Australian) have ever seen by an American. I have friends who literally sound like that.

[@robertschmitz3788]

Please get It's Almost Friday TV on Unpaid Intern! Rocye Dupont would rock that shit!

[@Drew-Meredith]

as a 19 year old american man i have never in my LIFE heard IJBOL said anywhere literally ever

[@Brian.92]

In case anyone wants to support the japanese restaurant it's called Suehiro DTLA (Suehiro Cafe originally). Thankfully, they're still in business! just had to relocate after the eviction.

[@WiseRicky11]

I learned what a panopticon is from a youtube short!

[@illyForeverEarly]

this is the best episode in the while

[@realjakeryan]

At 31:10 Ludwig says "It's a true dichonomy" in reference to having to choose between being honest about or hiding your fucked up shit. This is funny because big L had a big L; the word is dichotomy, which he should know as an English major. 😎😆

[@loganf6093]

Australian Goon Commander really rocked

[@toadman915]

😆😢👻🎃🤠💩⭐😊 11:47

[@toadman915]

Goon Comanche

[@alexherron4764]

I learned the term panopticon like a week or two ago

[@TheTarema]

What's that punching thing called at the beginning of the video?

[@CarniVoreX]

I knew what slime was talking about when he described it, there was an image of that prison going around twitter, but I have never heard the term in my life

[@azmilog]

i'm so lucky to be born in the yard era

[@tiiadica]

24:15 Will and/or Liam would be incredible for Unpaid Intern and I think Ludwig's audience would immediately become fans of them. Even better though would be having them on the podcast. They have their own podcast, Almost Friday Pod, that isn't very popular because Almost Friday/Friday Beers is a weird company but they are always hilarious and do the funniest characters. Overall I think their comedic timing would mesh really well with The Yard boys

[@calebperz-stewart4334]

I'm not even 10 minutes in, but this is one of Slime's best episodes.

[@MegaLuc3]

the panopticon is pretty well known Slime showing his big boy smarts

[@joesmoe6369]

Anyone know what shoes nick is wearing? I’ve been looking for that style for a while now

[@7yditchfits]

Of course I know what a panopticon is. It's a plane card in Magic: the Gathering and it's the inspiration for the design of the prison in the Duke's Archives in Dark Souls.

[@QuinnMiller]

Almost Friday on Unpaid Intern would be great

[@davidl1112]

purely from a performance capacity, the Australian goon commander is man's greatest feat since the moon landing

[@tedsmith9726]

Of course I know what a panopticon is, it was in a Jacob Geller video.

[@redelf_2935]

schlatt was electric on this one

[@themudkip5295]

you guys not bringing up ludwig and the pizza oven when talking about who hobby lobbys was brutal

[@themisadventuresofhannasmind]

australian goon commander is officially the funniest thing i have ever experienced, and yes, that bit was not just funny, it was an actual full body experience.

[@TheRevHouse]

Jack in the Box Tacos will forever be the goat. Ludwig lost touch, lmao

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

Don't they know that burgers at Mexican spots in SoCal are always fire

[@nik_ms]

I learnt about panopticons on sociology in highschool lmao

[@miskathonic]

Wild that Ludwig, Nick, and Aimen didn't know about the Panopticon

[@archangel8444]

I also thought of the mouth as the trap, like all those diy quail traps😭

[@ethangossard1119]

Usually there's a cycle of good and bad episode's. Like there will usually just be one stinker week and then back to S tier. But all the recent eps have been really good and I have no idea why.

[@computermash8542]

ludwigs ASU experience shining through