Juan & Real Mexicans | All David Lopez Juan Vines - Top Viners ✔

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

Church Dude: _"Did you know Jesus died for you?"_ Juan: "Are you serious?" --Closes Door-- Juan: *_"No Manches, my cousin, Jesus is dead."_*

[@icycandiee6343]

Basically Catholic TikTokers invading every TikTokers personal space.

[@YennefertheRushtondoll]

Okay!! I wish I knew everything about Juan’s talking about Jesus then shit

[@AvaElixir_]

8 years later and he still makes me laugh 😂😂

[@batstheenby]

Same bro

[@Tito10120]

Me three

[@Loveboat924]

What is his channel name?

[@Tito10120]

@@Loveboat924 David lopez

[@brandonjcx]

Real

[@christiann9794]

Honestly, I never get tired of these vines just makes me wanna go back 4 years ago.

[@daannoyinggideontia818]

Juan: "It's a Devil, Senior" Josh: "It's just a Trick or Treater Juan: "Oh..," -smack-

[@dcnjyytfvb]

Its senor not senior

[@FizzyArtCola]

Josh looks like James Hetfield with that goatee

[@aRaccB]

I read this as that vine played

[@alinattrevino6364]

Lol

[@josephearley2708]

Hiî

[@soyyami7091]

Raise your hand if your Mexican I am

[@thevidrater5931]

*raises hand*

[@marcelinethevampqueen5704]

Raises hand*

[@soyyami7091]

So you guys are Mexican que Bueno que son Mexicans

[@jenniferceja4798]

Yamilet Baez me I'm Mexican 🙋

[@soyyami7091]

Yay you are Mexican

[@laura67calderon]

Juan: AirJuans can make you run faster and jump higher ,but you still no good at basketball NO MANCHES Me:Hahaha. .

[@mariacarrillo4062]

is this juan🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@mpgamer815]

joun is,so funny

[@treebuster2261]

k.frlaura calderon what does no manches mean?

[@matnat21]

Simms64 it mean oh nevermind

[@dwightwashere7174]

That is me at basketball.I have the air juans but I am still no good at basketball...no maches....

[@Shawn89311]

am I the only person attracted to juan and not david? I think its the fake mustache

[@arianna2304]

Same x3

[@catlover9891]

u r not the only one

[@amylee6641]

same

[@YourFriendBoat]

+Raquell Nero Juan and David are different people

[@masterd9148]

its david

[@barbaro267]

"Did you know that Jesus died for you?" "What? Are you serious?" **closes door** "My cousin Jesús is dead!"

[@Aj-gb6wq]

These vines never get old lol , first time I saw I had tears of laughter XD

[@largeamountsoftomfoolary7063]

Juan:I have the reflexes of a tiger(trips over a fence into a garbage can) Me:good thing there’s no fences or garbage cans we’re tigers live

[@stacyandazola9133]

it's hot like jalapeno my name is Juan 😂😂😂😂

[@itlazolagamertv4085]

AY JUAN!

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

No its: "It's hot like Jalepeno -- I am Juan."

[@alexbelmontes1761]

Juan whers that shirt for like seven thousand years

[@connorhodge23]

Alex Belmontes where

[@cocoa_bean845]

It's a treasure to our kind

[@austinrodriguez3062]

Do y’all mean to spell WEAR and that’s what makes Juan a special person to represent our funny Mexican culture and how layed back we are

[@ctrlinsidr]

Only for the videos. Whenever he isn’t making videos, he wears different clothes. But when he is making a video, he gets into those clothes.

[@persona5joker723]

So true

[@shaingray3770]

Air Juans make you jump higher run faster but you still no good at basketball

[@doodoohead643]

No manches

[@dxnixia]

no manches😂

[@Alex-if2qt]

no manches

[@jennah5460]

Jajajajaja

[@dxnixia]

Jijijiji

[@maxwell6191]

Never gets old 😂😂😂😂

[@ctrlinsidr]

Yeah.

[@jenniferrineholt3122]

Yes

[@Andreahernandez-th3rl]

Yeah

[@Papohawkiscool11AndFriends]

Yes

[@strawberrysunday3028]

Correct

[@jocya5175]

Man I am Mexican and when I listen to this guy, me and my family crack up!!

[@lexramstudios1386]

My dad gets offended by this

[@Randomidiot5]

​@@lexramstudios1386ur dad sucks

[@shadeprice8017]

Who els noticed Juan was wearing the same shirt in almost all of his vines

[@papichulo8948]

Sammy Spiker I totally noticed

[@Xseba18x]

Sammy Spiker yes I noticed

[@guiyerminacruz5022]

Sammy Spiker You are right

[@wastefellow2569]

It's on purpose, dumb-ass!

[@discontinuedanimationchann5819]

Shadow midnight lmao

[@macias7125]

I’m Mexican, and this is funny as heck 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ericaiturbe9086]

Me too bud

[@recyclecongress]

*Your skits are TOO hilarious. You should have your own TV show!* ♥

[@angryfisherman1896]

Cant believe this is almost 10 years old

[@grannybarbara5310]

VOTE FOR JUAN MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!

[@ohsnapitzyen7885]

Scars Never fade yesss!!

[@ggcattt7529]

Gamers Rule yeah

[@dragonghost1725]

Gamers Rule make america mexico again

[@AsianNIGMA]

meet_me_at_ the_graveyard101 make America Mexican again

[@calebvoreck7056]

YES!!!!

[@anuuboii]

the bread shoes.. butter those??

[@anuuboii]

bread slippers*

[@lidiaandlogan9571]

+Keanu Dela Cruc HA! ~Beastie

[@christianmireles805]

clever

[@brendenjordan3161]

Lol

[@melanie-sy4gx]

+Keanu Dela Cruc XD good one :)

[@grumpyfrom562]

Juan this is my friend-- Kobe Bryant 😔😔😔 Michael Jordan Shaq JUAN!!! bill cosby

[@abbychan494]

Wow...!! *-* Me alegro que los mexicanos podamos hacer Vines tan graciosas ¡Gracias Juan! ;)

[@arynnehempstock1108]

Absolutely hilarious, especially the part "Jesus is dead?" omg!!!

[@angelicarubio8513]

I would never waste 14 minutes but this time it was,definitely worth it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfsthunder6472]

I love the "I don't know who you are," ... "Is Juan." "But I will find you," "Is not Juan O_o" That was freaking hilarious XD

[@julioaguila5581]

Little girl: what are you doing Juan: I’m sweeping the wall

[@ashleybailey9951]

If You Ain't Talking tacos I don't want to talk if you ain't talkin money I don't want to talk

[@itsamelydia708]

You're fired

[@luna_stars326]

@@itsamelydia708 just kidding....?????

[@MGIC21]

They call me Juan, They call me Jose, They call me Carlos Nacho Santiago De La Cruz Gutierrez Lopez. Best vine XD

[@sisterdaniel7686]

😂

[@TheRandCrews]

ikr

[@amayafaith7539]

+MikeGuyisAwesome ikr

[@fungirl9127]

Carlos Angelinas Del la Cruz Martinez Lopez *

[@amayafaith7539]

s carlos enchilada

[@gwengerrero6590]

I love watching his vines xD I'm Mexican and I show this to my parents and family, they think it's funny too :3

[@josephmendoza728]

And his name is JUAN CENA!!!!!!!

[@marcuslarzzon3559]

+Joseph Mendoza omg hahahahahahaha

[@frozenarmordillo4986]

hah

[@josephmendoza728]

Thx everyone

[@johnny-mv7gd]

+Joseph Mendoza (Mariachi music starts playing)

[@josephmendoza728]

+mexican purple panda lol starts playing the trumpet

[@muniz._0]

Bro I swear no matter how many times I watch this I never get bored 😭😭

[@stephlvrd]

this is so so rasist it's funny just for you to know I'm Mexican so I understand everything

[@bastiangomez8243]

Stephany Alvarado ;v

[@simonecruz1787]

Stephany Alvarado im latina i understand ósea entiendo todo

[@xcel_ruthless__7983]

Simone Cruz same it makes more sense when your Mexican

[@spacebuggy1896]

Im. Mexican too

[@tepichimazate]

Me 2

[@nyaopthegokart]

Who else likes all of Juan's parodies more than the real songs??!! He's so talented...

[@darkingthegamer740]

Nada como el humor Mexicano

[@laura67calderon]

true

[@bastiangomez8243]

Darking TheGamer Si Es el mejor humor xD Porqué tuve que nacer chileno PLP :'V

[@clarissaoliva5537]

k.frlaura calderon mmdkkdjkddkdkfk lo a. x mxmxkx*3 ($&$**#*$*&`¥

[@skydivingamerican2379]

Darking TheGamer

[@rainbowyoutuber9710]

Darking TheGamer good

[@sonicboi6664]

0:14 “no it’s just Juan”

[@teejaye6424]

I think black and Mexican people need to stick together 💯 if it was blacks and Mexicans together we would turn up!

[@babypinkmsp6826]

So ur saying white ppl aren't tuff enough

[@TheMrCookieLord]

Anna Robichaud pretty much

[@samanthasanchez6652]

Me too

[@joelalmanza3187]

Daquan Brown I'm a Black-Mexican

[@Kelly11448]

Already knew there was going to be that one guy...

[@btsisthebest6990]

The Smoke detectors one ... Lmao

[@btsisthebest6990]

Well all of them

[@jmattson7653]

The burrito on the fan

[@mariasanchezrodriguez9376]

Emely Vargas What was the song on that one

[@btsisthebest6990]

Maria Sanchez Well I went on the Web for like an hour (more like 4 minutes) and I didn't find the right song.

[@elenalu5877]

Maria Sanchez Its called el Sonidito

[@gabbyflores2558]

"because la migra I'll never go far from mi casa..." 😂😂😂😂

[@trash3018]

😂😂same

[@trash3018]

Oh hey! Are you Mexican? Cause I'm Mexican and my name is also Gabriela

[@gabbyflores2558]

AmazingGabyisnotonfire Yea I am Mexican! That's really cool that we have the same name! I've only ever met someone with the same name as me once. :)

[@trash3018]

+Gabriela Flores same! I'm Gabriel Fuentes, so basically we are both Gabriela F.

[@gabbyflores2558]

+AmazingGabyisnotonfire 😂😂 that's awesome! obviously Gabriela is the best name that's why Gaby is used a lot. ;) But anyway it as cool that you figured that out. Have a great day! :)

[@mariazamora6647]

2:30 what are you doing? *sweeping the wall*

[@trash3018]

*person hands me dollar bill* if you're not talking pesos I don't want to talk

[@adrian4360]

I thought the American dollar was worth about 18 pesos 🤔

[@arlenemdlc9672]

45 peso

[@trash3018]

+Water girl 9000 one dollar is about 18 pesos, yea, but like, that person can give me like 18 pesos if they wanted to give me a dollar

[@kenziem4694]

JUAN DONT DO THAT!! JUAN!! STOP!!😊😂😂😂😂😂

[@luisitovelasquez7615]

say here if your mexican and don't find this offensive

[@flof_dude4761]

Luisito Velasquez here senor

[@awesomemike1500]

Luisito Velasquez estoy aqui señor.

[@anonymouswanderer2894]

Luisito Velasquez Sí, y esto no es ofensivo. en realidad es hilarante contenido, así que no puedo enfadarme por hello. 🤣👌

[@raccoonluver]

Here ;-;

[@sweetdog11]

Here carnal

[@rdjiii4290]

1:01 R.I.P. Kobe

[@ivyrodriguez2239]

lol I was trying SOOO hard to hold back my laughter, but I lost it when he was singing about the flying burrito that was tied onto the fan XD

[@La-Lloyd11]

7:06 All of these are amazing but this one I keep coming back to every time. Ches! NO MANCHES CHUPACABRA!

[@Eddierivera15]

I don't think that he is trying to offend mexican people, it depends, if you want to see it like an offense it is your problem, I didn't feel offended. It was very funny for me, it is just my personal opinion! Ay no manches! XD

[@DemonikzLoL]

Pues si me dio un chorro de risa y no me ofende pero la gente comenzará a ver a los mexicanos mal ya con los argentinos que no nos quieren tenemos mucho lol

[@Eddierivera15]

Ya depende de ti si quieres hacerle caso a los estereotipos, puedes tomarlo como gracia o tomarlo personal, es decisión tuya.

[@DemonikzLoL]

huehuehue mejor no les hago caso :'3

[@mariacervantes4542]

Demonikz LoL y como todo esto de los mexicanos y americanos a los argentinos ?????? Y es lo mismo los mexicanos asen los mismos por nosotros argetinos pelotudo

[@DemonikzLoL]

y sabes quien empezo? sip ARGENTINA pelotuda :v

[@beaksters]

They actually gave video credit and links and titles back in the day.

[@XatuYs]

Oh man! Hes awesome :D

[@shadowgaminyt7756]

anyone here from 2024?

[@Kamila_b25]

Bro he was my childhood😭😭

[@mrmrsrocha3389]

I can't believe I sat through am 15 minutes of this 😂😂 I almost peed from trying not to laugh so hard 😂

[@thediamondgod5867]

Juan your vines are so funny 😂 me and my brother Wach your vines all the time and my dads name is Juan and I can also speak Spanish

[@bubblerame7790]

If you ain't talking tacos I don't want to talk

[@ephelilyyy04]

me

[@strongkhaled1]

+Mlp Tacos (Yukiko Amagi) 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮here lets tlk

[@thefireturkeys4919]

+khaled farroukh 🌮🌮🌮 rule. I love tacos

[@juliesvlogs7082]

Brian999 noihuy

[@gissavalos3518]

You're fired!

[@IDK-qn6ci]

6:44 My great grandparents sliding into the U.S.

[@tulay4530]

I can't be the only one re watching this for the 1000+ time? Its 2020 lol i been watching it from when it came out to now but like re watching it too

[@lizzalejandra327]

MEEEE ENCANTA ME HACE REIR MUCHO Like si eres mexicano😂❤

[@AlejandroSandoval80085]

Alguien más piensa que e Juan habla igual que Eugenio Derbez ? :v

[@cesarmoreno715]

Sólo cuando hace el acento "Mexicano hablando inglés", porque su voz normal, no es nada como la de derbez

[@InfinitoCinema]

Alejandro Sandoval No, habla más como omar chaparro!!

[@cesarmoreno715]

Areli Zurisadhay Ahora que lo dices, es cierto!! jajaja XD

[@AlejandroSandoval80085]

Se parece más !xD

[@cesarmoreno715]

xXMunchkin LovexX Qué tiene? XD

[@josephdamian2335]

So happy to be 50 percent Mexican 🤗

[@johnnyjohnston225]

I now right

[@AMZ314C]

+JoeJoeGames same! XD

[@kyla7455]

omg same except I don't look like it : (

[@AMZ314C]

+Ky Beedie yep

[@amnervelasco7442]

I'm half to !

[@0SiLe]

Good stuff stash never gets old…

[@graysonmonte507]

I feel like I would want Juan to be my gardener

[@RaySnively]

Totally

[@Liza-lm3xb]

This makes me wannna go to Mexico 4 some reason😂😂

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

When you understand the spanish parts :v Oh si negro :v

[@zebinasmith6355]

You are the best viner ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[@laneiyadunlap3222]

Tapatio with my Jordan's I do a little dance ... Sir you gotta pay for those

[@0jama]

[@nancya.6741]

im proud to be a mexican, i love his videos so much

[@cronagorgon1462]

7:22, best parkour ever. I'm learning the Mexican life so fa- Oh, wait, I'm already Mexican - American - Japanese..... HAHA, ok, I shal stop... O.o

[@cronagorgon1462]

+Sound Gardener, :0

[@kathyparkhurst7005]

i just found him a few weeks ago, my favorite is, I burnt my tortilla, im half mexican, love david lopez, i love to laugh

[@nolvertaargueta4366]

When juan comes to clean your garden 0:07

[@jimenaflorez8612]

i am a mexican too and i also love how funny juan is

[@diegovilla3879]

Back in the beginning of 8th grade in 2014 I used to watch him hella good to watch him again 😂😂😂😂

[@sylviagriner6454]

i love in some of them they have the nacho libre music in the backround XD

[@defunctgoosebumpsaccount]

1:20 Is my favourite one

[@Me-wo5yj]

Guy: HEY HEY Juan: I clean your windows señor Guy: NO NO Juan: ok ok Juan:*cleans windows*

[@jadekumo9462]

It’s absolutely wild how many memories this gives me

[@jolienaotimanu8908]

Who still here 2024?

[@kermit7314]

Always will be

[@yourboybrandon2846]

What Is 9+10? twenty-JUAN

[@Kalvinism]

..fuck off

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer BOOYYY IF YOU DONT

[@Kalvinism]

YourBoy Brandon If I don't what?

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer Your Dumb because you just said that im so done

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer What Is That I Hear Are You Trying To Roast

[@anthonyfernandez4261]

Anyone in 2024?

[@GareGoji2014]

Me

[@failureofstars]

I replayed the first vine so much that I broke the replay button

[@jaquelinesbeanieboosfun3621]

7:32 hahahahhaha I am dying!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆😆😆

[@mclemons20]

I have watched this like 10 times and it gets me every time it is so funny

[@tannerplummer1996]

5:30 “Immigration don’t take me!!!” 😂

[@calle3744]

haven’t watched this video in so long

[@jacobmcguire1051]

1:45-1:52 I guess tigers ont have good reflexes

[@alfonsocaiceros7283]

hahaahaha

[@yvonnefabiano4387]

this is my childhood

[@mimiphobic]

4:22 "ITS NOT JUAN"

[@onepacificgal]

When i first found the vines i took the time to memorize his full name. Juan Jose Carlos Nacho De La Cruz Rodriguez Martinez Lopez. Its been like 7 yrs lol

[@SonicAlexHD]

3:30 she gets a shoe in her face i think its a mistake xD

[@fernandoochoa6106]

JUAN DONT VOTE FOR MCDONALDTRUMPET

[@asherhansen9185]

Popo: You know why I pulled you over Juan: Because where black Popo: NO HEY I DIDNT SAY NONE OF THAT NOW-runs away-

[@Monkeydluffy-ug5zt]

Everyone who be making Mexican tiktoks can never do what this man did thank you Juan/David for making me laugh when I was a little boy

[@fegeleinmasterofantics1362]

This guy is hilarious😂😂

[@KristoffCruzBeatbox]

my gosh you watch this also

[@fegeleinmasterofantics1362]

+Lil' Mr Cat of course

[@alanbeczek1893]

Save all Juan's in USA 1 unvote for Trump can make a difference

[@minecraftnerd5352]

make that 2 unvotes for trump

[@naiomypared857]

+Minecraft Nerd make that 3

[@j.cannon2021]

save the USA deport all Juan's if they are here illegally.

[@Wolfden-ln5ht]

+cannon m save ur mom at my house...

[@lesleysoto7831]

Make that 4

[@mariogarzes8482]

when trump builds a wall... ♬♫♪"so hello from the other side"♪♫♬

[@opgzepto8665]

November 2020 bois. This is the most popular David Lopez vines video.

[@somekid4128]

This still makes me laugh 😂

[@victoriamvc5048]

Best 14 minutes of my life wasted 😂😂

[@gagerawlins5173]

your life's already wasted

[@mostlyunusedaccount3022]

+GAGE Rawlins Look who's talking...you ain't got no room...

[@bossmastergaming3634]

15 mins*

[@Wolfden-ln5ht]

+Flor De La Cruz to bad u don't have one

[@strongkhaled1]

+GAGE Rawlins he doesn't have a life

[@dwightwashere7174]

0:47 I had that same thing happen to me.On the last day of 5th grade our teacher made us to take her stuff to her new room (Child labor ._.)and me and friend Luke were carrying a table.Then my crush came out of her classroom to get something from her backpack.She then looked at me and I,embarrassed to say but tried to impress her with my strength even though a girl bested me at a arm wrestle,and I went too fast and fell and glided on the floor.............then pounded...............by a table................heh............wish meh luck...........pls.................heh...................pls.........

[@ashlynmccutchan1169]

Oof

[@jamwariinderagiri3263]

Its 2022 and i still watch this

[@galamix1127]

"I just want a kiss. And I stole your wallet" same