Juan & Real Mexicans | All David Lopez Juan Vines - Top Viners ✔

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

Church Dude: _"Did you know Jesus died for you?"_ Juan: "Are you serious?" --Closes Door-- Juan: *_"No Manches, my cousin, Jesus is dead."_*

[@icycandiee6343]

Basically Catholic TikTokers invading every TikTokers personal space.

[@PíxelPixie-k4d]

Okay!! I wish I knew everything about Juan’s talking about Jesus then shit

[@AvaElixir_]

8 years later and he still makes me laugh 😂😂

[@batstheenby]

Same bro

[@Tito10120]

Me three

[@Loveboat924]

What is his channel name?

[@Tito10120]

@@Loveboat924 David lopez

[@brandonjcx]

Real

[@christiann9794]

Honestly, I never get tired of these vines just makes me wanna go back 4 years ago.

[@daannoyinggideontia818]

Juan: "It's a Devil, Senior" Josh: "It's just a Trick or Treater Juan: "Oh..," -smack-

[@dcnjyytfvb]

Its senor not senior

[@FizzyArtCola]

Josh looks like James Hetfield with that goatee

[@aRaccB]

I read this as that vine played

[@alinattrevino6364]

Lol

[@josephearley2708]

Hiî

[@soyyami7091]

Raise your hand if your Mexican I am

[@thevidrater5931]

*raises hand*

[@marcelinethevampqueen5704]

Raises hand*

[@soyyami7091]

So you guys are Mexican que Bueno que son Mexicans

[@jenniferceja4798]

Yamilet Baez me I'm Mexican 🙋

[@soyyami7091]

Yay you are Mexican

[@Aj-gb6wq]

These vines never get old lol , first time I saw I had tears of laughter XD

[@laura67calderon]

Juan: AirJuans can make you run faster and jump higher ,but you still no good at basketball NO MANCHES Me:Hahaha. .

[@mariacarrillo4062]

is this juan🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@mpgamer815]

joun is,so funny

[@treebuster2261]

k.frlaura calderon what does no manches mean?

[@matnat21]

Simms64 it mean oh nevermind

[@dwightwashere7174]

That is me at basketball.I have the air juans but I am still no good at basketball...no maches....

[@barbaro267]

"Did you know that Jesus died for you?" "What? Are you serious?" **closes door** "My cousin Jesús is dead!"

[@Shawn89311]

am I the only person attracted to juan and not david? I think its the fake mustache

[@arianna2304]

Same x3

[@catlover9891]

u r not the only one

[@amylee6641]

same

[@YourFriendBoat]

+Raquell Nero Juan and David are different people

[@masterd9148]

its david

[@maxwell6191]

Never gets old 😂😂😂😂

[@ctrlinsidr]

Yeah.

[@jenniferrineholt3122]

Yes

[@Andreahernandez-th3rl]

Yeah

[@Papohawkiscool11AndFriends]

Yes

[@strawberrysunday3028]

Correct

[@largeamountsoftomfoolary7063]

Juan:I have the reflexes of a tiger(trips over a fence into a garbage can) Me:good thing there’s no fences or garbage cans we’re tigers live

[@shadeprice8017]

Who els noticed Juan was wearing the same shirt in almost all of his vines

[@papichulo8948]

Sammy Spiker I totally noticed

[@Xseba18x]

Sammy Spiker yes I noticed

[@guiyerminacruz5022]

Sammy Spiker You are right

[@wastefellow2569]

It's on purpose, dumb-ass!

[@discontinuedanimationchann5819]

Shadow midnight lmao

[@angryfisherman1896]

Cant believe this is almost 10 years old

[@wolfsthunder6472]

I love the "I don't know who you are," ... "Is Juan." "But I will find you," "Is not Juan O_o" That was freaking hilarious XD

[@anuuboii]

the bread shoes.. butter those??

[@anuuboii]

bread slippers*

[@lidiaandlogan9571]

+Keanu Dela Cruc HA! ~Beastie

[@christianmireles805]

clever

[@brendenjordan3161]

Lol

[@melanie-sy4gx]

+Keanu Dela Cruc XD good one :)

[@grannybarbara5310]

VOTE FOR JUAN MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!

[@ohsnapitzyen7885]

Scars Never fade yesss!!

[@ggcattt7529]

Gamers Rule yeah

[@dragonghost1725]

Gamers Rule make america mexico again

[@AsianNIGMA]

meet_me_at_ the_graveyard101 make America Mexican again

[@calebvoreck7056]

YES!!!!

[@jocya5175]

Man I am Mexican and when I listen to this guy, me and my family crack up!!

[@lexramstudios1386]

My dad gets offended by this

[@Rand0mP3rs0n01]

​@@lexramstudios1386ur dad sucks

[@shaingray3770]

Air Juans make you jump higher run faster but you still no good at basketball

[@doodoohead643]

No manches

[@dxnixia]

no manches😂

[@Alex-if2qt]

no manches

[@jennah5460]

Jajajajaja

[@dxnixia]

Jijijiji

[@stacyandazola9133]

it's hot like jalapeno my name is Juan 😂😂😂😂

[@itlazolagamertv4085]

AY JUAN!

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

No its: "It's hot like Jalepeno -- I am Juan."

[@arynnehempstock1108]

Absolutely hilarious, especially the part "Jesus is dead?" omg!!!

[@alexbelmontes1761]

Juan whers that shirt for like seven thousand years

[@connorhodge23]

Alex Belmontes where

[@cocoa_bean845]

It's a treasure to our kind

[@austinrodriguez3062]

Do y’all mean to spell WEAR and that’s what makes Juan a special person to represent our funny Mexican culture and how layed back we are

[@ctrlinsidr]

Only for the videos. Whenever he isn’t making videos, he wears different clothes. But when he is making a video, he gets into those clothes.

[@persona5joker723]

So true

[@macias7125]

I’m Mexican, and this is funny as heck 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ericaiturbe9086]

Me too bud

[@recyclecongress]

*Your skits are TOO hilarious. You should have your own TV show!* ♥

[@julioaguila5581]

Little girl: what are you doing Juan: I’m sweeping the wall

[@MGIC21]

They call me Juan, They call me Jose, They call me Carlos Nacho Santiago De La Cruz Gutierrez Lopez. Best vine XD

[@sisterdaniel7686]

😂

[@TheRandCrews]

ikr

[@amayafaith7539]

+MikeGuyisAwesome ikr

[@fungirl9127]

Carlos Angelinas Del la Cruz Martinez Lopez *

[@amayafaith7539]

s carlos enchilada

[@btsisthebest6990]

The Smoke detectors one ... Lmao

[@btsisthebest6990]

Well all of them

[@jmattson7653]

The burrito on the fan

[@mariasanchezrodriguez9376]

Emely Vargas What was the song on that one

[@btsisthebest6990]

Maria Sanchez Well I went on the Web for like an hour (more like 4 minutes) and I didn't find the right song.

[@elenalu5877]

Maria Sanchez Its called el Sonidito

[@angelicarubio8513]

I would never waste 14 minutes but this time it was,definitely worth it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grumpyfrom562]

Juan this is my friend-- Kobe Bryant 😔😔😔 Michael Jordan Shaq JUAN!!! bill cosby

[@josephmendoza728]

And his name is JUAN CENA!!!!!!!

[@marcuslarzzon3559]

+Joseph Mendoza omg hahahahahahaha

[@frozenarmordillo4986]

hah

[@josephmendoza728]

Thx everyone

[@johnny-mv7gd]

+Joseph Mendoza (Mariachi music starts playing)

[@josephmendoza728]

+mexican purple panda lol starts playing the trumpet

[@abbychan494]

Wow...!! *-* Me alegro que los mexicanos podamos hacer Vines tan graciosas ¡Gracias Juan! ;)

[@teejaye6424]

I think black and Mexican people need to stick together 💯 if it was blacks and Mexicans together we would turn up!

[@babypinkmsp6826]

So ur saying white ppl aren't tuff enough

[@TheMrCookieLord]

Anna Robichaud pretty much

[@samanthasanchez6652]

Me too

[@joelalmanza3187]

Daquan Brown I'm a Black-Mexican

[@Kelly11448]

Already knew there was going to be that one guy...

[@muniz._0]

Bro I swear no matter how many times I watch this I never get bored 😭😭

[@Kamila_b25]

Bro he was my childhood😭😭

[@La-Lloyd11]

7:06 All of these are amazing but this one I keep coming back to every time. Ches! NO MANCHES CHUPACABRA!

[@nyaopthegokart]

Who else likes all of Juan's parodies more than the real songs??!! He's so talented...

[@kenziem4694]

JUAN DONT DO THAT!! JUAN!! STOP!!😊😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariazamora6647]

2:30 what are you doing? *sweeping the wall*

[@gwengerrero6590]

I love watching his vines xD I'm Mexican and I show this to my parents and family, they think it's funny too :3

[@gabbyflores2558]

"because la migra I'll never go far from mi casa..." 😂😂😂😂

[@trash3018]

😂😂same

[@trash3018]

Oh hey! Are you Mexican? Cause I'm Mexican and my name is also Gabriela

[@gabbyflores2558]

AmazingGabyisnotonfire Yea I am Mexican! That's really cool that we have the same name! I've only ever met someone with the same name as me once. :)

[@trash3018]

+Gabriela Flores same! I'm Gabriel Fuentes, so basically we are both Gabriela F.

[@gabbyflores2558]

+AmazingGabyisnotonfire 😂😂 that's awesome! obviously Gabriela is the best name that's why Gaby is used a lot. ;) But anyway it as cool that you figured that out. Have a great day! :)

[@ashleybailey9951]

If You Ain't Talking tacos I don't want to talk if you ain't talkin money I don't want to talk

[@itsamelydia708]

You're fired

[@luna_stars326]

@@itsamelydia708 just kidding....?????

[@ivyrodriguez2239]

lol I was trying SOOO hard to hold back my laughter, but I lost it when he was singing about the flying burrito that was tied onto the fan XD

[@jaquelinesbeanieboosfun3621]

7:32 hahahahhaha I am dying!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆😆😆

[@darkingthegamer740]

Nada como el humor Mexicano

[@laura67calderon]

true

[@bastiangomez8243]

Darking TheGamer Si Es el mejor humor xD Porqué tuve que nacer chileno PLP :'V

[@clarissaoliva5537]

k.frlaura calderon mmdkkdjkddkdkfk lo a. x mxmxkx*3 ($&$**#*$*&`¥

[@skydivingamerican2379]

Darking TheGamer

[@rainbowyoutuber9710]

Darking TheGamer good

[@trash3018]

*person hands me dollar bill* if you're not talking pesos I don't want to talk

[@adrian4360]

I thought the American dollar was worth about 18 pesos 🤔

[@arlenemdlc9672]

45 peso

[@trash3018]

+Water girl 9000 one dollar is about 18 pesos, yea, but like, that person can give me like 18 pesos if they wanted to give me a dollar

[@stephlvrd]

this is so so rasist it's funny just for you to know I'm Mexican so I understand everything

[@bastiangomez8243]

Stephany Alvarado ;v

[@simonecruz1787]

Stephany Alvarado im latina i understand ósea entiendo todo

[@xcel_ruthless__7983]

Simone Cruz same it makes more sense when your Mexican

[@spacebuggy1896]

Im. Mexican too

[@tepichimazate]

Me 2

[@sonicboi6664]

0:14 “no it’s just Juan”

[@beaksters]

They actually gave video credit and links and titles back in the day.

[@Eddierivera15]

I don't think that he is trying to offend mexican people, it depends, if you want to see it like an offense it is your problem, I didn't feel offended. It was very funny for me, it is just my personal opinion! Ay no manches! XD

[@DemonikzLoL]

Pues si me dio un chorro de risa y no me ofende pero la gente comenzará a ver a los mexicanos mal ya con los argentinos que no nos quieren tenemos mucho lol

[@Eddierivera15]

Ya depende de ti si quieres hacerle caso a los estereotipos, puedes tomarlo como gracia o tomarlo personal, es decisión tuya.

[@DemonikzLoL]

huehuehue mejor no les hago caso :'3

[@mariacervantes4542]

Demonikz LoL y como todo esto de los mexicanos y americanos a los argentinos ?????? Y es lo mismo los mexicanos asen los mismos por nosotros argetinos pelotudo

[@DemonikzLoL]

y sabes quien empezo? sip ARGENTINA pelotuda :v

[@thecheekibreekiguy5048]

Juan is Hilarious

[@Mexicangunner123]

thank you!!! :D

[@juanestpasseparla5654]

The Cheeki Breeki Page :)

[@TheRandCrews]

correct

[@kristensommers8043]

LoL he is 😂😭

[@gamingwithcole4621]

totally

[@mrmrsrocha3389]

I can't believe I sat through am 15 minutes of this 😂😂 I almost peed from trying not to laugh so hard 😂

[@nolvertaargueta4366]

When juan comes to clean your garden 0:07

[@AlejandroSandoval80085]

Alguien más piensa que e Juan habla igual que Eugenio Derbez ? :v

[@cesarmoreno715]

Sólo cuando hace el acento "Mexicano hablando inglés", porque su voz normal, no es nada como la de derbez

[@InfinitoCinema]

Alejandro Sandoval No, habla más como omar chaparro!!

[@cesarmoreno715]

Areli Zurisadhay Ahora que lo dices, es cierto!! jajaja XD

[@AlejandroSandoval80085]

Se parece más !xD

[@cesarmoreno715]

xXMunchkin LovexX Qué tiene? XD

[@yourboybrandon2846]

What Is 9+10? twenty-JUAN

[@Kalvinism]

..fuck off

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer BOOYYY IF YOU DONT

[@Kalvinism]

YourBoy Brandon If I don't what?

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer Your Dumb because you just said that im so done

[@yourboybrandon2846]

+DepT Razer What Is That I Hear Are You Trying To Roast

[@XatuYs]

Oh man! Hes awesome :D

[@rdjiii4290]

1:01 R.I.P. Kobe

[@luisitovelasquez7615]

say here if your mexican and don't find this offensive

[@flof_dude4761]

Luisito Velasquez here senor

[@awesomemike1500]

Luisito Velasquez estoy aqui señor.

[@anonymouswanderer2894]

Luisito Velasquez Sí, y esto no es ofensivo. en realidad es hilarante contenido, así que no puedo enfadarme por hello. 🤣👌

[@raccoonluver]

Here ;-;

[@sweetdog11]

Here carnal

[@IDK-qn6ci]

6:44 My great grandparents sliding into the U.S.

[@bubblerame7790]

If you ain't talking tacos I don't want to talk

[@ephelilyyy04]

me

[@strongkhaled1]

+Mlp Tacos (Yukiko Amagi) 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮here lets tlk

[@thefireturkeys4919]

+khaled farroukh 🌮🌮🌮 rule. I love tacos

[@juliesvlogs7082]

Brian999 noihuy

[@gissavalos3518]

You're fired!

[@kathyparkhurst7005]

i just found him a few weeks ago, my favorite is, I burnt my tortilla, im half mexican, love david lopez, i love to laugh

[@tannerplummer1996]

5:30 “Immigration don’t take me!!!” 😂

[@mrfancyspider3456]

he looks like my cousin Santiago Sebastián Matías Nicolás Samuel Alejandro Mateo Diego Benjamín Daniel Joaquín Tomás Gabriel Lucas Martín Emmanuel Alexander David Emiliano Carlos Juan José Andrés Felipe Ignacio Leonardo Adrián Francisco Rodrigo Ángel Miguel Ángel Fernando Santino Bautista Agustín JuanPablo Vicente Thiago Maximiliano Pablo Eduardo Christopher Kevin Isaac Juan Diego Aarón Dylan Jesús Esteban Manuel Juan Sebastián Franco Lautaro Miguel Juan David Ricardo Bruno Luciano Juan Emilio Juan Esteban Julián Valentino Javier Joshua Rafael Jorge José Luis Diego Alejandro Gael Óscar Juan Manuel Máximo Axel Facundo Jonathan Ian Josué Camilo Sergio Jerónimo Álex Mauricio Juan Camilo Alonso Anthony Christian Simón Patricio Héctor Iván Marcos Ramiro Alberto Matthew Pedro Alan Arturo

[@vicky-cd1vz]

..

[@louisthememegod8763]

Oh. I literally read that.

[@melanie-sy4gx]

+Fancy Spider lol i know different peoples with names like half your list XD

[@sweetimmortalife]

Bryan, the most luxurious name eveeeeeer

[@dannyh2835]

my name is Daniel

[@thediamondgod5867]

Juan your vines are so funny 😂 me and my brother Wach your vines all the time and my dads name is Juan and I can also speak Spanish

[@tulay4530]

I can't be the only one re watching this for the 1000+ time? Its 2020 lol i been watching it from when it came out to now but like re watching it too

[@graysonmonte507]

I feel like I would want Juan to be my gardener

[@RaySnively]

Totally

[@cronagorgon1462]

7:22, best parkour ever. I'm learning the Mexican life so fa- Oh, wait, I'm already Mexican - American - Japanese..... HAHA, ok, I shal stop... O.o

[@cronagorgon1462]

+Sound Gardener, :0

[@laneiyadunlap3222]

Tapatio with my Jordan's I do a little dance ... Sir you gotta pay for those

[@0jama]

[@0SiLe]

Good stuff stash never gets old…

[@shadowgaminyt7756]

anyone here from 2024?

[@Me-wo5yj]

Guy: HEY HEY Juan: I clean your windows señor Guy: NO NO Juan: ok ok Juan:*cleans windows*

[@josephdamian2335]

So happy to be 50 percent Mexican 🤗

[@johnnyjohnston225]

I now right

[@AMZ314C]

+JoeJoeGames same! XD

[@kyla7455]

omg same except I don't look like it : (

[@AMZ314C]

+Ky Beedie yep

[@amnervelasco7442]

I'm half to !

[@jadekumo9462]

It’s absolutely wild how many memories this gives me

[@defunctgoosebumpsaccount]

1:20 Is my favourite one

[@dreamtop6880]

Can somebody tell me what "no manches" means? Google tells me it's "really", but it's context in these videos makes me doubt that.

[@classicblue]

actually the direct translation is "don't stain" it's slang though. so it is actually used as just an expression of surprise or shock etc. as seen in the video. many slang expressions in spanish are hard to explain in english because of cultural differences but basically its equal to what anyone would say when they are scared, surprised, shocked etc.

[@davmaugroker5679]

"no manches"= are you kidding me? but in mexican

[@DianatheCat15]

is like no way :v I know it. I'm mexican :3

[@lizzalejandra327]

MEEEE ENCANTA ME HACE REIR MUCHO Like si eres mexicano😂❤

[@onepacificgal]

When i first found the vines i took the time to memorize his full name. Juan Jose Carlos Nacho De La Cruz Rodriguez Martinez Lopez. Its been like 7 yrs lol

[@fegeleinmasterofantics1362]

This guy is hilarious😂😂

[@KristoffCruzBeatbox]

my gosh you watch this also

[@fegeleinmasterofantics1362]

+Lil' Mr Cat of course

[@Liza-lm3xb]

This makes me wannna go to Mexico 4 some reason😂😂

[@blackbutterfly1337]

0:20 XD I cant stop watching this one XDDDD

[@zebinasmith6355]

You are the best viner ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[@asherhansen9185]

Popo: You know why I pulled you over Juan: Because where black Popo: NO HEY I DIDNT SAY NONE OF THAT NOW-runs away-

[@sylviagriner6454]

i love in some of them they have the nacho libre music in the backround XD

[@somekid4128]

This still makes me laugh 😂

[@carolines102998]

I have been working at Chipotle for quite a while now and I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT THIS FOO COMES IN EVERY SINGLE MORNING, HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT WAS HIM EHIFOWMCJSOCKENDJE

[@jacobmcguire1051]

1:45-1:52 I guess tigers ont have good reflexes

[@alfonsocaiceros7283]

hahaahaha

[@galamix1127]

"I just want a kiss. And I stole your wallet" same

[@mclemons20]

I have watched this like 10 times and it gets me every time it is so funny

[@jamwariinderagiri3263]

Its 2022 and i still watch this

[@mariogarzes8482]

when trump builds a wall... ♬♫♪"so hello from the other side"♪♫♬

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

When you understand the spanish parts :v Oh si negro :v

[@jimenaflorez8612]

i am a mexican too and i also love how funny juan is

[@calle3744]

haven’t watched this video in so long

[@peachyblossom4198]

9:24 I have the same exact "Dream Catcher"😂

[@pcon36]

I'd lose it everytime he yells la migra

[@SonicAlexHD]

3:30 she gets a shoe in her face i think its a mistake xD

[@naomiiyt2435]

LMAOAOOA I miss these

[@elissarose07]

" Been living most my life of my momma's beans and rice ". 😂

[@alanbeczek1893]

Save all Juan's in USA 1 unvote for Trump can make a difference

[@minecraftnerd5352]

make that 2 unvotes for trump

[@naiomypared857]

+Minecraft Nerd make that 3

[@j.cannon2021]

save the USA deport all Juan's if they are here illegally.

[@Wolfden-ln5ht]

+cannon m save ur mom at my house...

[@lesleysoto7831]

Make that 4

[@victoriamvc5048]

Best 14 minutes of my life wasted 😂😂

[@gagerawlins5173]

your life's already wasted

[@mostlyunusedaccount3022]

+GAGE Rawlins Look who's talking...you ain't got no room...

[@bossmastergaming3634]

15 mins*

[@Wolfden-ln5ht]

+Flor De La Cruz to bad u don't have one

[@strongkhaled1]

+GAGE Rawlins he doesn't have a life

[@MariaLopez-fk9kh]

Yasssss It never gets old 🤭🤭😂😂🤣🤣

[@twenty-onepilotslover3530]

I love being Mexican

[@malaysiamarez5157]

found your comment 😉

[@chrismontano3279]

+Alexxus Trevino a mi tambien

[@dramacast5032]

you look black...

[@ms.crazyhernandez7042]

+Melody n Shark are you kidding me right now 😧

[@brendaflores9637]

me too