Jotaro Plays Minecraft

[@camjetawesome]

“How do you know how to use a furnace!?” “I have a furnace in my house”

[@irony_inc]

*D U U U H H H H H*

[@ravenex5515]

well that makes sense🤣😂😂

[@forkrolls]

Same

[@alexandervk3006]

D-danny?

[@yougants8927]

facts

[@causeamebee6933]

"I played roblox a long time ago, I dont think this is so different" *- Jotaro Kujo 2020*

[@riotheparrot7478]

yes

[@anhtutrancat1048]

Same

[@santaclaus9279]

694 likes

[@fooby7376]

What is funny here

[@Vy367u]

I think jotaro have playing some Jojo games on Roblox

[@mooont1113]

'Never underestimate a player who likes dolphins' Damn thats deep

[@saveriovincenzetti4261]

When did he say that? I’m too lazy to check

[@Mahfy3w]

@@saveriovincenzetti4261 7:19

[@saveriovincenzetti4261]

The Cubing Cuber thanks

[@LawsCrown]

Like the ocean

[@dolphinlover6438]

Lol yeet im jotaro

[@mayabananna6607]

The "I have a furnace in my house" actually killed me

[@Solitude2500]

If Kakyoin were to play mincraft he'd be mining emeralds.

[@hannahbaker7428]

emeraldo splashuuuu

[@notgerman1726]

Yare yare...

[@zeno_sama3511]

nah, he already has hierophant green so he has infinite emeralds

[@toxichero1373]

No cus he is the emerald

[@shrekvin3457]

ShitterMan wtf is wrong with you

[@jossujoestar3123]

"I have a furnace in my house"

[@simply_l3onard73]

Jonathan in heaven: **screaming**

[@NotCapy]

Are you mocking me? How dare you?

[@brunodehoenn6704]

Whitout Star Platinum Jotaro Shouldn't be able to move like this.

[@Gabriel-fm3ji]

I have coal...

[@silverstarthehybrid8122]

“Are you going to use Minecraft sound effects?” “Yes, yes, yes, oh my God.” I died

[@that_guy892]

*insert Minecraft death sound effect here*

[@pleasebesilent7089]

Sebas Cervantes kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWXZgmmQhqyXpKc

[@nullozmko9397]

Better get ready for them cave sounds

[@ImaPizzaK]

1000th liker yo

[@L2H2L2]

“So it’s the same type of game as Roblox…” - Jotaro Kujo

[@ditvitthang]

Jotaro: "I'll finish this in 6 minutes" Minecraft speedrunner: *impossible*

[@immoistoof8801]

I n d e e d. But the record is like 4 min oof

[@cubixgamez6456]

Joseph: HOLEH SHIE-

[@vercellocapone9579]

Record is 1 min 58 sec

[@captainsternn7684]

@@vercellocapone9579 Hax

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

Set seed TASes are very, very fast. The hard part is finding the right seed for the run (such as the god 11/12 eye end portal that is exposed and close to spawn, and enough bed making material, among other things). Once you have the seed you can then TAS it very quickly, with the techniques in the run shown (crystal and bed bombing).

[@vievievievievie]

*"Never underestimate a player who likes dolphins"* -Jotaro, E-Sports competitor

[@Paradisio84]

Yeah that got me too lol

[@dio9680]

E-sports😂😂

[@guccipoptart670]

Muda.

[@frankconteh1740]

Yare yare daze

[@markermanbfdi]

ora

[@TheDragonLindy]

Jotaro: *Makes a single crafting table* Everyone else: "NANI!?"

[@luke_evans]

Inertia drift?

[@victorguillen2909]

Wait, y'all make more than 2???

[@alexandreman8601]

Well you only need 1

[@Zaire82]

They were like that because he did a time-saver move, putting the recipe for sticks in too while he was making the crafting table. Overlapping recipes is something no noob could ever think of. Even many casual players don't think of it.

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@Zaire82 I do that regularly now too, especially when making sets of diamond tools and armor.

[@poggerzayedshaikhandroblox4024]

2:34 that instant speech caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard lmaoo

[@donnie9291]

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing.. My brain: *_DIOrite_*

[@makrush5264]

bruh

[@thefatbearcrew]

carDIO

[@gamemage3009]

DIOdorant

[@erendpy1523]

raDIOactive

[@Brian-hy5pn]

*iDIOt*

[@liampoog4276]

D'arby: "Jotaro are you cheating?" Jotaro: **PLAYS GAME WITHOUT TOUCHING THE REMOTE**

[@emiliasky6117]

@Titan Aspect no lmao it's Joseph who's playing

[@albi5808]

@@emiliasky6117 no lmao its the Hermit playing

[@ethanfrantz4312]

@@albi5808 no it’s my purple hermit crab

[@Əs01]

@@ethanfrantz4312 No Lmao its purple gens playing.

[@Notmoi22]

@@Əs01 it's Dio stick man who's playing

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

"I'll defeat you in 6 minutes!" Video: 15 minutes Ah yes, good ol' Namek Timezone

[@nathankoh7247]

Freeza: _Sneezes_

[@terraijn]

To be fair they do have two suns, which makes for longer days

[@nathankoh7247]

@@terraijn *Three suns

[@jnklcappuccino]

ZA WARDO

[@nathankoh7247]

@@jnklcappuccino _Nine seconds have passed_

[@monke7845]

“For his son Koichi” Mostly everyone : Who was the mother? Also Jotaro : Kakyoin was not the one who laid this egg don’t look at me

[@helloblitch2400]

Now i don’t want to learn japanese because it would ruin masterpiece like this

[@chiii-f2s]

hi, i'm Japanese and wish i couldn't understand my language. this subtitles are GREAT.

[@hololiveshitpostingp6631]

@@scoopmaster8 still japanese

[@thalmoragent9344]

Ichigo kurasaki Actually, Mandarin is a Chinese dialect, if I remember correctly, not Japanese.

[@purewindf5612]

Ichigo kurasaki Read some books. It is Chinese

[@crimsonmort]

I wondered what is the difference between Chinese & Mandarin, aren't they the same languages?

[@kaliyy4711]

Mista: Don't pick four Jotaro: Four *Mista shoots Jotaro*

[@Sarcosuchus_imperator]

Star Platinum catches all bullets.

[@laksi1970]

@@Sarcosuchus_imperator It is hard to argum against your asesment.

[@georges.7386]

*Shoots two shots at jotaro *checks remaining ammo “Nani?!”

[@tuenhanvo9310]

you do realize that there are 5 bullets right

[@k4z2K]

I will *never* forgive Jotaro

[@lilfetusthe23rd]

I love it how if you look closely in Jotaro's tabs at the end there's the "how to mary a dolphin"

[@giorno8773]

Ok

[@knzo__]

and "where is my father"

[@heyiexisttoo4975]

Where what time

[@nagaea7409]

@@heyiexisttoo4975 14:07

[@jesuschrist.official]

@@knzo__ _Who is Jolyne?_

[@rw_rww]

Jojo's bizzare adventure: Diamonds are unmineable.

[@de1taaaa]

Like no. 100

[@brickabang]

Bedrock is Unbreakable

[@skighte4256]

sus

[@aagamangaming8342]

Bam bam

[@1DaleDingle]

Sus

[@ssunbini]

Jotaro: *Puts iron in the furnace* Joseph: _OOOOOOOOOOH_

[@zenklas5186]

*OH MY GAAAAWD*

[@KnightofArab]

So what?

[@zenklas5186]

@@KnightofArab ok boomer

[@tupapaenpelotas]

OHHHHH NOOOOOOO

[@dezzyai]

@Get Yeetus XD

[@l1quidbeatz46]

The fact he replaced the punching sound to ORA ORA ORA is hillarious.

[@thesrilankanguy3652]

you mean the other way

[@andrewgharibian3480]

@@thesrilankanguy3652 Nah

[@thesrilankanguy3652]

@@andrewgharibian3480 ok ok

[@VariableLyon]

Hmm.. *Looks at your profile picture* HMM.. Good grief.

[@alaizamorcilla8650]

I know right

[@MEMES-GUY]

Him: DO YOU THINK I AM FOOL? Jotaro's mind: YES YES YES YES Him: Confused bc he readed his mind

[@hammerheadtamer6449]

I like how it’s the physics of time in anime too jotaro states he’ll beat it in 6 minutes but the video is 16 minutes

[@Outpacing]

That is his third try

[@aeroanosupremo]

Only kenshiro respects the laws of time

[@Alexgaby15Channel]

it's because animes adapt mangas and in the manga characters talking doesn't have a definitive time so when it comes to animating they have to slow the pacing down. Like in the final fight if Dio were to say "X seconds" he would have to say it every second making the episode finish too fast and making him talk way too frequently

[@ishrbkaiwhwbdjhd]

"the video is 16 minutes" i dont think so 😉

[@ubi281]

It wouldn't be bizzare then

[@dencingcokroch6390]

"I'll wager my soul" "I'll wager my diamond pickaxe" Villagers: a good trade

[@Phnx-ps4kd]

Lol XD

[@halimahabdulmajidhamzah7451]

Do u mean wandering taders

[@dencingcokroch6390]

@@halimahabdulmajidhamzah7451 Wandering trades would give 2 oxeye daisys

[@OGROBLOXPLAYER]

dude u almost have 1K likes

[@dencingcokroch6390]

@@OGROBLOXPLAYER i didnt even notice-

[@marc5709]

Lesson: Never underestimate people who likes dolphins...

[@kennko3]

U

[@CompetitiveHating]

They have the dolphin's grace effect

[@suffermore66]

Click click.

[@dogeboi6215]

Its true....wait I just remember minecraft have turtles that means........IS JEAN IN THERE!?

[@vitecekk13]

They give you big boosts. And.... Yare Yare Daze...

[@furiousstudios4438]

“Jotaro bought that diamond pickaxe for his son Koichi.” excuse me, _WHaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAAT?_

[@nuth7643]

How normal people punches tree: *calm* How jotaro punches tree: *ora ora intensifies*

[@Honkiponkii]

Ora- . . Ora- . . Ora ora- . .

[@kevinqiu8089]

Normal people punch trees?

[@kevinqiu8089]

@Ya Like Jazz oh yeah but that’s not really punching

[@glokky2793]

Yes

[@DioGotTime]

I can't believe the merch ad I just saw

[@xav9793]

It's even funnier that this joke drags out to literally sixteen minutes Edit: All of you with the "Ummmm Actually it's 15:59" leave just leave Your the ones no one else wants to hear from

[@nathanielatasan620]

I was about to like but, it has the "nice" number on it...

[@BlastHeart96]

All we need is the OP and the ED and we could pass this off as an episode lol

[@kayodagamer]

No that was just jojo time

[@levinos112]

No 15:59 actually

[@soup5418]

This is epic

[@bloodthorniii]

Is no one going to talk about jotaro’s other tabs “gifts for my only son Koichi” “Who is Jolyne?” “how to not be nerfed” “how to ride a dolphin in minecraft” “How to marry a dolphin?” “where is my father”

[@junjiefu7260]

Lol how to not be nerfed simple just trying Exercise you stando power

[@AnshXD2]

timestamps?

[@lev270]

@@AnshXD2 14:08

[@justaguywithaboomerang246]

*where is my father* is hilarious

[@majestic8203]

@@justaguywithaboomerang246 His father is probably a harem king tho, based on Jotaro at school, i have no doubt that his father is a dense harem mc and he left Jotaro's mom after she got pregnant.

[@matthewsubito3251]

I have no idea why those starting "oras" to break the tree was so adorable, he was so determined without doing anything😩💙

[@ogmentalcomix]

So this is happening while Avdol is getting eaten by a black hole and iggy's bones are literally piercing his lungs

[@jackle2766]

Well yes but actually yes because yes

[@jasonchen9982]

Well yes but actually yes because yes therefore yes

[@jotarokujo5298]

@@jasonchen9982 well yes but actually yes because yes therefore yes really it’s just yes so yes

[@ogvamp2]

This happened before nerd!!!

[@Aiko_63194]

Uhhh uhh umm Yeah.

[@gottasavegotham]

“anything except four” “Four.” “S T U P I D !”

[@mattgoodrich9016]

Four is unlucky

[@claudioandino3199]

Four is lucky to me

[@dogeboi6215]

Good Grief....At least it worked

[@Razzakk4561]

0:55

[@Pista80]

Four comments time to ruin this for mista

[@raulrojas9253]

There is nothing to watch in youtube at this hour, better go to sleep. *Jotaro plays minecraft* I ll guess i ll sleep later then.

[@bruh-mx2hf]

You're so angry dude.

[@ninajohansen8810]

Worth my sleep issues

[@RocketShipSquid]

wait how did you know-

[@Exis247]

you too?

[@piber_3927]

It happened to me

[@stratosmactra4405]

D'Arby be like "How are you doing that?" while Jotaros standing like a foot away from the computer with his hands in his pockets

[@darknessmyolfriend6817]

Don’t question it.

[@obamnaprismus]

Mista: **sweating and heavily breathing** anything but four... Jotaro: **instantly and without any hesitation** four.

[@giornogiovanna3075]

Mista: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NOOO jotaro: IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDCC

[@qu4der]

@@xNucleair0917 take it

[@roblox_man_rqs6763]

Ikr

[@cocoaexists]

“Everything except four” *”Four”*

[@ThThane]

*mista dislikes*

[@ZidaneAmarullah]

@@ThThane *mista don't like the number of your comments like*

[@realperson9951]

@@ThThane **the dislike count is 3**

[@fbi7927]

I made my reply because it said four replies 😳

[@AfonsoMPtOfc]

OMG 444 LIKRS

[@GamesplayMe643]

Did I really just sit and watch 16 minutes of jotaro playing Minecraft Edit: bro why did this take off lol thx

[@SirZellek1994]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[@JimmyHimself]

*YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!*

[@aaaab531]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Y E S!

[@lovvenue9158]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[@sleepyboi2158]

YES! YES! YES! YES! .. YES!!!!

[@Bowlingpin1010]

4:36 jotaro speed running without even looking at the game

[@joshfwu9273]

"Never underestimate a person who loves dolphins."

[@orenn1552]

lol 666 likes

[@GameIdiots69]

Especially dream, he loves them as much as jotaro.

[@jotarokujo384]

Yare yare.

[@luhhswisha]

Psicópata Gup gup guppies

[@zabranrafasandya4812]

I hate dolphins

[@mrsparkle2047]

Jotaro: *goes to the nether with a stone axe and some other materials* Minecraft pros: *wait that's illegal*

[@Corporal_spidey]

no, no, no, He has a point

[@azaimadil6670]

It is possible tho

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

@@Corporal_spidey Well ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

[@yat1215paris]

Part 8 jojosteve

[@reindelljanleirlanozo9689]

Speed runners: yes it is

[@emmalaurent5849]

D'arby: **kills a dolphin** Jotaro: *peace was never an option*

[@PilotAR26710]

Xd

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

Star Platinum: You playing Minecraft? Star Platinum: I like your Cut G (Slaps) *Jotaro Screaming*

[@juanpablotomalino3733]

Jotaro crafts a crafting table Darby: NANIIII?!?!?!

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

I'm the 4th like

[@josemartin3630]

I am the 26 one

[@zeatu7949]

?????? *mista wants to know your location*

[@messiahh420]

MLG videos in a nutshell

[@zweihander00]

he said that cuz he craft very fast

[@incognitoincognito4160]

Japanese: exists Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever i want*

[@Data-ip3sl]

Stolen

[@lovingwomb]

I have seen a comment like this before

[@incognitoincognito4160]

@@lovingwomb read my reply

[@jchicken4015]

It's actually not the real subtitle

[@Ser_3007]

@@jchicken4015 r/woosh

[@jothamheystee]

No matter how many different versions of this I watch, I never get tired of them at all. And I'm glad that is so.

[@binfhaeidbmambao7190]

lol same

[@DarrianYates]

Sameeeee xD

[@kingcyantiger7422]

Can relate

[@paperluigi-gs8cs]

its like those videos from a few years back when hitler would play minecraft or something

[@paradoxal69420]

''It's not a meme anymore. It's a masterpiece'' -Dio, 2022

[@dopesnopeowl]

Imagine people in Japan watching these wondering why people keep releasing the same video over and over again

[@danielleonsantosfreitas1180]

Korega REQUIEM----DA

[@EggEnjoyer]

Dopesnope Owl I like to imagine they steal the content, but just swap it out with the English dub and Japanese subtitles.

[@dopesnopeowl]

Hakeem Lawus I do see that as a possibility

[@AsterVex]

Hakeem Lawus *”That is the law of equivalent exchange”*

[@rifqihatta]

Well it's basically like that Hitler scene from Downfall where they would change the subtitles like this one

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

*Mines* "Oh hey! I think I got diamon-" You thought it was diamonds, but it was me, DIORITE!

[@astaroth5481]

Lol indeed, why the hell are you everywhere

[@nonsensetalk7917]

i saw u in the fonzy m playing the piano in public

[@jayachitramp1438]

@@astaroth5481 lolol

[@marrgielaa22]

@@judehanma k

[@amy-oi8mj]

diamonds are unbreakable!!!

[@ScarletEmber64]

japanese: exists subtitles: reality can be whatever I want

[@kakyoin5862]

underrated comment

[@farheimer]

lol

[@Henry-zk9sy]

xd

[@dustyrahulman]

lol

[@toxxc.5449]

I cant think of a more creative reply to reply

[@coleavery3661]

What I love about this is a 70 year old man knows more about minecraft than a teenager

[@sebasoler5347]

Darby: "JOTARO! ARE YOU EATING PIZZA AND DRINKING COLA WHILE SPEEDRUNNING????" Jotaro: "YES YES YES YES, Y E S !"

[@footballheritage27]

Are you talking about that Mario speedrun?

[@sebasoler5347]

@@footballheritage27 Yeah the Badabun one

[@ragaboi4103]

great badabun reference

[@shayn_3]

@@ragaboi4103 wasn’t he the fake mario 64 blindfold speed runner

[@vreikezen8268]

@@shayn_3 No, the fake Mario 1 speedrunner

[@kr_l]

"How did You know how to use the furnace?!" "I have furnace in my house." - Jotaro Kujo 2020

[@yuritheprofessionalidiot6218]

“Are you mocking me?”

[@Akyomi777]

*flashbacks to first episode where his stand stole everything in jail*

[@porpletortle6894]

Jotaro: "I'll finish this in 6 minutes" The video: *16 minutes long* Me: ಠ_ಠ hmmm

[@blackmonkeyjamal]

It's like when frieza said he would blow up the planet in 5 minutes but he took 5 episodes

[@anageno4599]

@@blackmonkeyjamal And when the tournament of power lasted several episodes but it actually lasted 45 minutes

[@JustAziz777]

It's 16 but dio stole the last second

[@extremealier4143]

@@blackmonkeyjamal 12*

[@seannakamura9532]

That’s anime for ya

[@SnailTries]

Joseph screaming in the background at the beginning will always get me

[@erosion6251]

I can tell you, The subtitles are 100% accurate. WOAH I DIDNT EXPECT SO MANY LIKES?

[@doomslayer5399]

fax

[@jumpwithkarl]

@-Løveley Døvey- fax

[@henryg4255]

Machine

[@Sentinel_Sound]

Noice

[@nightingale-d3e]

Totally

[@Nissan_202]

Jotaro: Does anything Joseph: OOH MYY GOD

[@KnightofArab]

So what?

[@aigeee]

@@KnightofArab ?? The hell

[@taneev271]

Jotaro:gets hurt Joseph:SON UVA BIEEETCHHH OR OHH NOOOOOO!!!

[@norah-chan133]

@@taneev271 he very care of his grandson

[@maxchadius4042]

It’s the Engrish my dude

[@heroboy8846]

Part 1 Jojo: Phantom Block Part 2 Jojo: Wither Tendency Part 3 Jojo: Diamond Crusaders Part 4 Jojo: Bedrock is unbreakable Part 5 Jojo: Golden Block Part 6 Jojo: Cobblestone Ocean Part 7 Jojo: Iron Ore Run

[@isaiahf-d846]

Iron Ore Run is better

[@melmel1-3-4]

HeroBoy yes

[@B4-Panda]

Part 8 Blockolion

[@stephenchip6019]

more like diamond is unbreakable lol

[@ancientdebris7413]

Nether Star Crusaders sounds neat

[@arystanplayer911]

To be completely honest, this video was the reason why I started watching Jojo. I remember being surprised that there are so many cool memes from this anime and in the end I made a decision to start watching it. I don't regret it at all.

[@spaghetti8696]

Plot twist: This was all a massive shoutout with a JoJo reference or two

[@enjoyer2227]

Oh, what makes you think that?

[@fbi7927]

@@enjoyer2227 How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@jackiesnackie.3690]

@@fbi7927 DIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@fbi7927]

@@jackiesnackie.3690 JoJooooooo

[@excaliburplays924]

GET OUT OF HERE GNOME!!!!!!!!!!! -mini ladd (he hates the "you've been gnomed" meme)

[@mohammadhifzan747]

"Even DIO-sama took longer to master the Crafting System."

[@Dry_Skin]

Dio slow

[@SourChips]

Thanks for putting it in brackets now its funny

[@Dry_Skin]

@Dio Brando *self roast 😳*

[@YouberChannel]

Me who used Knowledge Book : :-)

[@GArya-wp8fc]

*giorno’s theme starts playing when it’s jotaro’s scene* me: *wait*

[@purin5167]

Something's wrong I can feel it

[@name9979]

Hold up

[@lenbernal9923]

Jotaro Giovanna

[@kotorizz]

Giorno isnt a Jojo lol

[@purin5167]

@@lenbernal9923 Giorno Kujo

[@tommyboi5893]

2:34 was hilarious when jotaro died because of a creeper and Joseph scolding him 😂😂😂

[@djamelazeroual7038]

"i have a furnace in my house" 200000000iq

[@silly1011_]

haha funni comment take my upvote

[@vHypnxtiic.]

w

[@priscillarodriguez8345]

I'm the 400 like

[@dogwater9582]

I'm the 1828373737373673 like

[@irsalananwar5062]

No he's IQ 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@moon.295]

the person who actually played the minecraft is a legend

[@ligmas1596]

It’s a edited speed run video

[@zhak3993]

Y am a legend xD

[@swatichitram923]

Thanks 👍🏻👍🏻

[@BlueCyann]

@@ligmas1596 At the time it was the world record for the set seed glitchless category, which beats Minecraft as fast as possible using only normal in-game strategies on a specific, known and practiced seed. Almost the entire run is shown in this video. The guy's channel name is now TheeSizzler. He's mostly playing random seed glitchless since this past summer and has held the world record in that as well. He's currently top ten. I recommend his Twitch streams highly to anyone who's interested in Minecraft speedrunning. He's pushing for WR hard right now which means a ton of re-sets, but when he gets on a run his play is so smooth and consistent he's just plain fun to watch. And the community is great.

[@imBerkpro55]

Jotaro did played that

[@Silverwind87]

Imagine looking at Jotaro and thinking he plays games like Call of Duty, Halo and Mortal Kombat, then you find out he likes peaceful games like Minecraft and Animal Crossing.

[@LuckySketches]

Jotaro plays Echo the Dolphin exclusively.

[@Narvalo_Lastar]

@@LuckySketches XD

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@LuckySketches I need to see this.

[@weirdunknownperson2916]

Minecraft is not peaceful, ita dreadful because *creeper*

[@olairmao]

Don't forget roblox

[@mr_cat_the_second]

darby "DID YOU PUT MERG VIDEO WHILE I WASNT LOOKING" The silence intensifies

[@idkneo]

*Jojo's Minecraft Let's Play Ep 1* - TODAY WAS A BIZARRE ADVENTURE

[@TurtleButter]

*Published on Mar 5, 2011*

[@josmarrubenbodan3906]

@@TurtleButter episode 2 never

[@flavioalejandroguillencast8718]

Josmar Ruben Bodan F

[@pollito_destructor]

When he finds a village: I FOUND A CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN

[@roboticjanitor3332]

I'm struggling to get over how they are playing java edition on a console.

[@goldensilence5841]

He just plugged his controller in

[@mattblade8509]

Because anime that's why.

[@waq5258]

Its 1983

[@qand_8589]

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ismeash1201]

Ikr i am flattered

[@AstroV.N]

the part where Jotaro punched the tree and there was an ora sound made me laugh so hard

[@dragnfliajs1816]

😂 same

[@AmberKohaku4]

This is the only time I’ve never been angry about an ad that was funny lol 😂

[@theresarayner5726]

Technically D’Arby should have been disqualified for trying to distract Jotaro by talking to him

[@lukaspaul5977]

Facts

[@purin5167]

Jotaro Is too pro for being distracted by someone speaking to him

[@micc2960]

The people who actually speak japanese will be so confused.

[@pierceartsandgaming3256]

lol.Japanese people be like: What's wrong with this translation

[@nograssformeplease3664]

Ikr

[@ungezoockt]

Its just like the hitler video captions, Not that Funny for3 germans

[@williamlevison9966]

The subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want.

[@JoseBerrospi]

Yeah, it is, when the subs doesn't match the voices, I often have to turn off the volume to keep enjoying this kind of videos XD

[@bloodwar5005]

Merch advertisement: *Plays in the middle of the video* Patrick: *"I hate this channel."*

[@sampetty1232]

that merch did look fire though not gonna lie

[@sarahjadebantilan8102]

The person who made this was a genius 🤣🤣🤣

[@monakelly5217]

Jotaro: (puts minecraft in console) Minecraft: *Java Edition* Somethings wrong, i can feel it.

[@polkaparty245]

*Something's

[@shirley7041]

they were using pc's with controllers init

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

larry larry *not possible*

[@pablopadilla7407]

the ps4 edition before bedrock was like java

[@luistheugliestdude1909]

dude, the controller is connected to the pc so its not a console.

[@PositiveSane]

Stand name: Steve Stand master: Steve Stats: *YES*

[@chill_seb3086]

Jotaro : ymay ma standiy Minecraft : NANI?? Jotaro : Muda muda muda

[@somestupidkidlolololhahaha5176]

Cartoon Sebewre xd

[@gracetomaquin1381]

GhostMode GX with his bare hands can lift gold like a 100x heavier than him

[@egg9709]

@@chill_seb3086 Rare footage of jotaro saying "Muda"

[@zyrocist]

@@egg9709 yes, and also theres rare footage of Dio saying "Ora"

[@Sk0p3r]

Just noticed the tabs: gifts for my only son Koichi Who is Jolyne? how to not be nerfed how to ride a dolphin in minecraft How to marry a dolphin? where is my father Man, Jotaro has so many important questions

[@kenzidreemu5920]

where r the tabs

[@ilike_racecars]

@@kenzidreemu5920 14:12

[@sodiumbiproduct3871]

Lol

[@herocross1234]

D'Arby: "HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FURNACE!?!?!?!" Jotaro: "I have a furnace in my house." Best Comeback In The History Of Anime

[@egg_l0rd13]

Too bad Kakyoin slept through the whole thing...

[@zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502]

Ikr... He missed such amazing adventure :/

[@kingretro2360]

Ikr lazy kakyoin making jotaro harvest everything himself 🤦‍♂️

[@SirDankleberry]

Kakyoin drank a shit ton of cactus whiskey that day.

[@noname-mr4xu]

Mhm

[@JOLT_x3]

this is one of the most funny comments I've seen

[@thecrazycatcato7575]

Joseph joestar : *SCREAMS ALL THE TIME* Jotaro : .... Kakyoin : *Dead*

[@kenjisxsad5404]

Kakyoin was just falling asleep on hypixel

[@hypercommand8778]

@@kenjisxsad5404 he's afk lol

[@manloloyojosh1458]

Joseph- George Jotaro- Dream Kakyoin- Sapnap

[@DelPlayz]

@@manloloyojosh1458 dream stan moments

[@adriandelta]

*yes yes yes yes yes*

[@amiruldanial5161]

Anime: speaks japan subtitle: universe can be whatever I want

[@readdisurgay]

“Fine you can copy my work but don’t make it obvious” Amirul Danial:

[@joyceobasuyi9970]

We pro

[@Lilgugger3712]

Dont make anymore memes please

[@retanizer8263]

@@Lilgugger3712 haha, memes go *_brrRRR_*

[@blokstrategy2612]

as someone who doesn’t speak Japanese, i can confirm these subtitles are accurate.

[@Rameon]

Jotaro: “I will finish in 6 minutes” The video: *16 minute runtime*

[@unwe7456]

Well... Goku made that 5 minutes were like 5 fucking episodes

[@Rameon]

@@unwe7456 never watched it and honestly that’s why

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

INTENSITY INTENSIFIES

[@Rameon]

@@miguelbaltazar7606 I like this reply a lot. Simple yet legendary and therefore i award thee, the legendary reply award.

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

@@Rameon i accept the award.

[@andotus7637]

“Are you cheating?” NO NO NO NO “Do you think I’m a fool?” YES YES YES YES

[@diobrando_and_giornogiovana]

True 😂

[@giornogiovanna2008]

Oh my god

[@hunterf861]

"Why are you getting snowballs?" "Its a surprise tool that will help us later"

[@Gaby41_]

This was the video that got me into watching anime, and I have to thank the person who ever made it

[@lmaoliet7807]

0:15 Joseph have 6 fingers

[@nato3881]

What are you talking lol he have 10 fingers and 2 thumbs like normal??? :P

[@kyar_ko]

@@nato3881 no he have 5 fingers and 1 tumb in each hand

[@jazoinklastname4289]

@@nato3881 look at ur hands

[@fabian_azf]

MY BRAIN HURTS

[@Giovlin]

@@yookuanglim8655 r/ihavereddit

[@Shagsters]

Plot twist: *Jotaro is actually Dream*

[@technocat8616]

Have you notice it was a set seed pre 1.9 not random 1.9+ glitchless

[@systemnull7811]

Yes it is true

[@pills5746]

Lol

[@crack3922]

Dreamtaro kudro

[@kenbloxy7803]

agreed

[@sniclops15]

"You're cheating!" Yes "You're using a set seed!" No "You have played this game before!" No "Someone else is using the controller!" No "But you are cheating!" Yes

[@technocat8616]

Its a set seed

[@Robo-qx3jq]

E

[@hannziepickle]

E

[@belochbigcatbig5002]

@@technocat8616 yeah, but technically jotaro didn't used it.

[@controversialguy]

E

[@franciscodavi1323]

13:50 like a genius BOSS

[@Thatoneguy-vn2qf]

So, Joseph know how to play Minecraft... *JOSEPH IS NOT CERTIFIED AS A BOOMER*

[@gabigote1439]

Joseph is a joseph

[@SpookySquid14]

Fun fact polnareff is a boomer

[@charadreemurr8673]

Technically the boomer generation is from 1947 to like 1964 or something. Battle tendency took place in 1939, so holly is the boomer not Joseph as he was born in like 1920.

[@randomproductions3979]

isnt joesph older than a boomer? i believe its called 'the silent generation'?

[@SpookySquid14]

@@randomproductions3979According to google its called the Interbellum Generation

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Steve doesn’t have stats, that is actually how powerful he is. His stats are beyond S, the graph can’t handle it

[@OkagaCalifornia]

It would be the same as GER then.

[@x-3471]

Stand name : pro steve Stand user : minecraft jotaro :)

[@EggEnjoyer]

WRONG No, Ger is strong but he is no where near as strong as Steve. Steve has already been shown to be able to withstand infinite deaths, so long as he has a bed.

[@div1shah]

@@EggEnjoyer Steve: *Goes creative*

[@blockyez7374]

Dio Pika Stand Name: Steve Platinum Stand Master: Jotaro Alex

[@betchaos7383]

Memes in 2019: Jotaro bought that thing for his daughter jolyne Memes in 2020: Jotaro bought that for *his son Koichi*

[@pippin__]

I'm glad this was recommended to me 2 years after

[@josephhelms2362]

"Do you think I am a fool Jotaro?!?!" Jotaro: ... Jotaro's soul: *YES YES YES YES YES*

[@tracker254]

Yes

[@renraven1808]

Japanese language: *exists* Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever I want* Edit: guys I stole this comment so don't like or comment

[@Banana_Man17]

Lul, unless u know Japanese ULTIMATE WEEB MODE ACTIVATE

[@potsy5263]

Yeet

[@greenshrex7532]

Stolen from jotaro plays undertale

[@ryton3]

Ehehehe

[@marlinhobacnomad6993]

Lel

[@boufrops6845]

Me who never watched Jojo before watching this video: what the hell is going on in the original scene?!

[@fergusonover604]

Do you want me to tell ya? Believe me... Is pretty... Pretty close lol

[@boufrops6845]

@@fergusonover604 Nah, thanks for offering, but i have a friend who i think would be super happy if i ask it

[@blaukrautbrautkleid7760]

Oooooh that's a baseball!

[@solidsnakeandgrayfox]

@@boufrops6845 it'll be great

[@Mahdi62822]

haha iam like you didnt watch that anime

[@Carzey]

He's so powerful that he was controlling the mouse cursor with a controller.

[@moistywoisty]

I love how a 70 yo man knows more about Minecraft than a 17 yo lmao

[@theogone9460]

Josh Pearce Joseph is 69

[@moistywoisty]

ThatScarGuy rounded it up

[@SunGodAtomes]

ThatScarGuy kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4vCZ6tvmM6bm5Y

[@savvinakoukouvas7400]

That’s what’s going to happen in a few decades

[@RoseKnight0]

He is at 46