JUDGE SIMPSON REMANDS MULTIPLE DEFENDANTS TO JAIL...SOVEREIGN IDIOT, PRO SE & MULTIPLE VIOLATORS!

[@UncleThor]

Wife: What are you watching? Me: The Simpson. Wife: Don't you mean The Simpsons? Me: No. THE Simpson.

[@AidaShawJ.D.]

Nice!! 👍🏾

[@lixetmendoxa9889]

I love it!

[@DJHendrikSchulze]

Top comment!

[@nunyabiz1266]

I see what you did there 😂

[@Jesselde]

That poor judge is so incredibly patient. He even tries to help the most frustrating of the people before him. God bless him

[@edmatte]

I LOVE it when Judge Simpson just slips in, "Mr. Allen", into ANY sentence...it is so smooth that the defendants don't even realize that they are about to get hooked and booked.

[@The_Chef2511]

He has a fascinating rapport with the court staff

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I loved how that one guy knew. "Mr. Allen is behind me so I know what's happening."

[@MicheleBurton-n8n]

Yes!! He slips that "Mr. Allen" in there mid-sentence with a definite flair!!! 😅

[@NorthernGirl106]

Judge Simpson is the most happy go lucky guy but when he hits that wall of disrespect, he is done. HE. IS. DONE. Lol 😂😅

[@jaredforeman5840]

Yeah. Gotta respect it. If a judge doesn't keep the controls tight, the court devolves into chaos

[@S0SS0L]

To get Simpson angry, they really have to be pretty bad. To get him angry enough that his anger isn’t momentary they have to be very bad. To get him angry enough that he imposes a punishment they might be a terrible person.

[@willowsverge3046]

As it should be. 😊

[@alwayslevitated9089]

What LAW is that..?🤔 Sounds like WEAPONIZING courtroom etiquette vs legal litigation.! So if I don't stand up for the pledge allegiance, or take my hat off ? It can be used against me in a legal determination specific to the matter on the docket.? How does that work.? 🤔 Never saw the Judges Fragile Ego or FEELINGS in the Constitution or any Law Book.! Maybe the Judge has the same PROBLEM as KZbin commenters.! They somehow think if "Strangers" on social media agree with my version, this somehow makes it TRUE.!! NOT..! If no one that agrees with each other has any Real World Evidence to speak of..! They are all just Stupid & agree with each other.! Like Election Deniers..! More like a Mob Mentality , Group Think, CULT Following.! Prove What You are saying or F@#* What You Are Saying..!! 🗣️📢👩🏾‍⚖️ There are FACTS in the world..! If you are using something else..! F@#* how you see things.! Does NOT matter what ppl believe in the Absence of Evidence..!! Defendants do NOT have any discretion in what ppl believe in the Absence of Evidence.! He is predominantly defending his Character about alcohol consumption..!! What is the issue on the docket again..!! Either you have EVIDENCE Or NOT..!! If NOT.!! Why are they even in court except for Public Shaming from childish Strangers.! He is allowed to laugh & smile.!! Abuse of Power..!! If you disagree, But Cannot point to a Legal Infraction.!! You are Literally & swinging from the Judge's Nuts for violating rights illegally..!! Like a a Cult Follow'er of the Judge..!! WTF.!? 🙅🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@alwayslevitated9089]

I hate Trump..! However when the judge in the Hush Money case tried to do this 🐂+💩.! I stood up for Trump's rights ! This is COERCION if your Freedom of Speech is suppressed.! You CANNOT roll your eys or laugh is literally suppressing your Natural Human Reaction. !! That is Domestic aAbuse ! The judge is a Narcissist & he is engaging in Narcissistic Emotional Abuse in textbook format..! Should NOT be exercising discretion in the lives of other ..!! CANNOT take PERSONAL beliefs & FEELINGS out of legal conclusionsIt is basically forcing you to confess via Unlawful Intimidation .! Judge: You Will NOT TALK TO ME IN THAT FASHION .!! Defendant.! Very calmly.! what fashion.!? You have ZERO EVIDENCE to keep me in custody..!! Judge: Complete Silence because he just got owned by a REALITY CHECK..!! He can look to y'allz to patch up his lil' fragile baby ego with your words & feelings.! That's what he is ..! An elected official.! Like Yall'z..! He needs strangers to agree with him when he TUNES OUT FACTS & LAWS.! Should NOT be exercising discretion in the lives of others ! PERIODT..! Non-Negotiable.! 🖐🏾😑

[@jaredlucev2705]

"It was non-alcoholic your honor, so I drank four and a half gallons at dinner."

[@karent.9972]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@happycamper4483]

😂🤣

[@TheQuota2001]

Honestly to be fair, the lady probably did buy that wine, and non alcoholic wine is cheap and buy one get one free. My thing is, where does he think that “buzz” feeling was coming from after the first 5 glasses?

[@jaredlucev2705]

@@TheQuota2001 that was the point of my joke, you have to drink insane quantities of non-alcholic drinks to get to it having an effect. I had a buddy in the army that took the cans of nonalcoholic beer back to the tents and froze them, so he could drain out the small amount that didn't freeze and save it up over time. It took him dozens and dozens of cans to get a single full can of actual alcohol out of it. So to hit a buzz off nonalcoholic wine he would have had to drink proportionally high quantities of it to have an effect. Realisticly the woman got likely two bottles at most and those were split over a whole dinner of people. There simply wouldn't have been enough liquid to share and still get him buzzed. He's simply lying about what he drank in a dumb way.

[@TheQuota2001]

@@jaredlucev2705 lmao mr Allen came for dat azz he was like “ oh oh I see Mr Allen behind me, I’m sorry your honor please don’t lock me up” 😅

[@sashamartin8928]

“Don’t you worry about what Mr. Allen is doing” 😂

[@dev7602]

Always worried when he stands behind them 😅 impending ☺️

[@CaliMishell]

Judge Simpson is my favorite judge. He is firm but fair and always finds a reason to smile.

[@thechurchladytm2683]

Same❤

[@Caeser194]

He really ties to save ppl from themselves,the hearing with the vietman vets wife will leave you with tears,same with the accident where he took all the families recommendations

[@uggggggghhhhh]

Yes. I only wish he was harsher on women than men, it seems hes more lenient with girls but probably just because hes a nice person.

[@Siberialoverhere]

And he also gives us a reason to smile

[@KathleenPatterson-d7s]

​@@uggggggghhhhhI notice that male police officers are more lenient toward women. A female officer won't put up with it.I like Judge Boyd. She doesn't put up with the victim making excuses.

[@brucemedearis3948]

Judge Simpson: “I get nervous when Mr. Allen is behind me too!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@janetmoquin7828]

Mr Allen has most definitely earned his paycheck today! 😂

[@BlargBlather]

That had me rolling 😂

[@whererosemaryflourishes]

He earns it every day. 😉

[@Imperator_Invicta]

I live in Judge Simpsons district! He is very well respected here. Very understanding and works with people genuinely trying to better themselves.

[@donnaknowles4107]

From the UK he has my upmost RESPECT and wish we could have him here just for a week cause our judicial system is screwed ❤

[@kaylalee3577]

I’ve watched him work with someone because he knew their grandma and that she raised her grandkids due to parents on drugs and was 84 with Alzheimer’s. He has a genuine heart. I love watching his docket.

[@lifesyphon1]

That’s exactly the impression I get too! He’s not out to get anybody, he’s there to hold people accountable. And he’s more than happy to help people who are holding THEMSELVES accountable.

[@pattilemonhouse7911]

Mr. Allen, the bailiff, always pays careful attention to the proceedings. He rarely gives any hint of emotion. I've seen him tense up, on alert, at agressive behavior, by anyone, towards the judge. He wraps his left hand tightly over his right fist when the alleged crimes are against children or are s**ual assaults. I like him.

[@gehudon]

Me Allen is very focused! Love him!💕

[@FlawlessImperfectionBeauty]

I’ve noticed that, he seems a nice young man who cares. With judge Simpson they make an excellent pair!

[@superflypheelign]

Judge Simpson is the star of the show, but his staff, especially Mr. Allen, are the co-stars that make the court what it is.

[@pattilemonhouse7911]

@jamesrowden303 , I never said I knew what was going on in his head. Who hurt you, bro?

[@pattilemonhouse7911]

@jamesrowden303 , okay Cathy Newman.

[@henryrohr7030]

Between Judge Simpson and Judge Fleishman, THIS IS HOW THE COURT CASES SHOULD BE HANDLED! They can be absolutely terrifying!

[@KrayZRyder]

I love the way that the deputy walked toward the rude defendant with a swagger to make sure he left quietly. (39:56)

[@loisjeanflannery5536]

As a retired legal assistant, Judge Simpson has earned my respect.

[@AidaShawJ.D.]

The man is exceptional, no matter your profession! He seems like a decent man with more patience than these numbnuts deserve.

[@paulam.foreman4413]

Mr Allen does his job flawlessly. I’m glad Judge Simpson has him in his court.

[@Suzi64grad]

Glad to see domestic violence cases being taken seriously! I am 78 this November and believe me this didn’t use to get the attention it does now. Women use to be at the mercy of their husbands, or partners. I was fortunate to never be around DV but I know it happened to many women, and they were at the mercy of the courts. Not always getting help! Judge Simpson doesn’t play with this problem! I love the cases you showcase. I find your channel one of the best!

[@bronsonperich9430]

Take national citizenship from sovereign citizens. Confine them to property they own or to another sovereign citizen that would have them. Charge them using any service that is based in the country they wish to be sovereign citizens in. Then when they leave the property get ICE to pick them up and charge them a deportation fee back to their house.

[@AidaShawJ.D.]

😂😂😂😂

[@claudiaarjangi4914]

Hehe, good one 😁

[@Jimmietwotimes]

"I got a little buzz" Judge Simpson's reaction is priceless.

[@daCubanaqt]

I watched this day live on Judge Simpson’s channel. I think this day is some time last week. Anyway, this guy with the “non-alcoholic” wine cracked me up. He said it didn’t taste like alcohol, but he got a little buzz. When Judge Simpson asked him how many glasses did he have 😂😂😂😂 I cracked up.

[@Miss_Cherry]

OMG, I watched 3xs 😂😂

[@brandonray8409]

My favorite Judge in the United States! JUDGE SIMPSON!!!

[@blindeyedog01]

Judge Simpson: The boss. ❤ I'm a 2-time Army combat Veteran. I never want to hear "Mr. Allen is standing behind (you)." 😂😂😂

[@KathleenPatterson-d7s]

Maybe in another setting.

[@Qjamz]

​@@KathleenPatterson-d7sRight😂

[@harryinhuahin1272]

Amazing that "Mr. Allen" has become the modest star of these shows... Long may these two work their double-act...

[@doctorderpage2848]

Judge Simpson for President, I swear I'll move countries and enrol to vote to support him. The world needs him.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

absolutely!

[@joeyb7064]

I’d definitely vote for him.

[@ichaukan]

Judge Simpson is far too good to be our president.

[@honeylacecookie]

As a Canadian citizen ❤born and raised ❤🇨🇦 I am so going to move mountains ⛰ and get my fanny on American soil, IF Judge Cedric Simpson throws his hat into the ring and runs for President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 ❤ the man that can deal with 😂 people who have a belief that they are above the laws of their country and he doesn't mince his words 😂he just deals them their cards right from the top of the deck. MR. ALLEN LOCK EM UP 😅

[@Siberialoverhere]

As I English view I'd most definitely vote him to be one's Primeister ❤

[@lindadilworth8259]

I love this judge. Firm, no nonsense but with a great sense of humor.

[@Delatta1961]

“Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help” ~ Barbara Billingsly

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

😁😆🤣😂💜

[@deborahbaker1092]

@Delatta1961 How appropriate

[@snoopy1977]

✈️ 😂

[@JohnnyTalia]

"Cut me some slack, Jack!"

[@johannschultz3743]

Huh? That’s Mrs. Cleaver!!!!

[@WandaGrevious]

I absolutely love Judge Simpson. No nonsense, tough but fair.

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

There is something about hearing Judge Simpson saying "Mr Allen" & having him move behind the defendant. 👏😍

[@daCubanaqt]

Well, you know if the deputy is behind the defendant they are going to jail or back to jail.

[@harryinhuahin1272]

"It gives me a buzz...!" lol

[@loriwright-qu3rw]

We already kno how dats gonna turn out

[@susandarnell4524]

The Honorable Judge Simpson is nothing but awesome

[@magiegainey5036]

I'm sure all the defendants cringe when the hear Judge Simpson calmly say “Mr. Allen.“

[@JayBee1212]

I had to laugh out loud when the one man pleading his case said “I see Mr. Allen standing behind me.” He knew the drill.

[@tracylangsley4064]

I bet judge Simpson is an absolute hoot at family gatherings 😁

[@andrewbatts7678]

He is actually very stern around friends and family

[@tracylangsley4064]

@@andrewbatts7678 really? I find that hard to believe 🤷

[@MrCaptainTea]

I met him one time and he was very rude.

[@jcny11]

I bet he could tell some stories!

[@snoopy1977]

​@MrCaptainTea maybe that has something to do with your attitude

[@DemonaLlama]

27.23 "I get nervous when you're behind me too". LMFAO

[@loriwright-qu3rw]

Yep...happy and nervous

[@jmazoso]

sucks to be you

[@67whitestang33]

Oh man… I absolutely love Honorable Simpson. He’s the best judge ever. I could watch him all day. He’s got the best personality..caring…amazing and can be stern when he needs to be.

[@jamesrodgers3071]

51:55 I received a felony over marijuana back in 1997 I was giving 5 years taken down to 6 months house arrest with monitor. 2 years probation 180 hours community service. Drug and alcohol classes. $2000 fine. I didn't miss any of these, I didn't rely on anyone to give me a ride, I pedaled my 10 speed bike to my house arrest Officer every Monday morning in the rain and some mornings at 15 degrees freezing my tail off, I pedaled my 10 speed bike to community service every Saturday, I pedaled my 10 speed to Drug and Alcohol classes at one point 3 times a week and I pedaled to see my Probation Officer once a month. I completed it all on my 10 speed bike 🚲. There's no excuse, there really isn't.

[@notme2day]

Just curious... how far away was everything you had to pedal to?

[@jamesrodgers3071]

@@notme2day my house arrest Officer was about 6 miles there and 6 miles back. Probation Officer was about 5 miles there and 5 miles back. My drug and alcohol classes was 8 miles there and 8 miles back. My community service was 5 miles there and 5 miles back. Plus I had to ride my ole 10 speed to work with my tools 8 miles there and 8 miles back, also living in a trailer with no power or water, my Probation Officer couldn't believe I was telling her the truth until she came out one morning to check on me, it was 9 degrees that morning and when I let her in she was shocked at how cold it was in my trailer, she said oh my goodness how are you sleeping in here, you're really telling the truth, out of the 163 offenders I deal with you're the only one telling the truth. I got through it and everyone else can too. Our Freedom is a gift from God Almighty and I Pray that I never break The Law again.

[@OSGCourtWatch]

hey james..like judge says..if transportation isthe issue HE can provide it!

[@notme2day]

@@jamesrodgers3071 That's awesome work. I'm glad you did what you had to do to get through that and didn't make excuses. I've always told my children I would give them ONE free get out if jail... for almost anything. A hard no for me would be drunk driving or kiddie diddling. I'm a retired paramedic so they understand about DD. My two have never been in trouble, my stepson has and he just used his one and only get out of jail free, for something beyond stupid. He missed court on Mon, I found out he had bench warrant on Tues so I drove him to the jail to turn himself in Wed and pay his 2k bond. I only knew what to do from watching these court cases and that that was his best course of action. We see the judge tomorrow. His car broke down is why he missed court and will take 2-3 weeks to install a new engine. Told him I would be driving him to EVERY hearing on this issue until it's dismissed or sentenced so I get my money back... even if his car is running, he rides with me. He's missed court before for tickets so he thought missing this one wasn't that big of a deal. He learned this IS a very big deal, since it's a criminal misdemeanor not just a traffic ticket with fines. I know parents who think their children are innocent lil angels and refuse to admit they are not capable of doing some dumb $hit. I don't have those disillusion. However what he was charged with... he actually is innocent of. We have all the paperwork to back that up. Was even a good chance HAD he went to court that Monday, that case might have been dismissed. SMDH. He's also currently on probation (yup, he did what was charged there). He actually violated probation the very day he was sentenced for failing to check in immediately after court. He has checked in monthly since then and according to him, they never said a word about it. I only found out about that by doing a court name search. I consider his probation, probation lite. Only checks in once a month, NO UAs, is even "allowed" to smoke weed and drink, keep his guns, all *according to him.* He's an alcoholic, his charge was booze related. Not sure how abstaining from alcohol and weed was not part of his conditions?! Maybe they are... He has been known to lie... a lot. Like I said... I'm not disillusioned about my children. I love him but I'm also hoping the judge makes him do at least a weekend ... or two. He has gotten away with little slaps on the wrist since turning 18. Now that he's in his 30s he finding out what *real* accountability looks like for adults. For his sake and my grandchildrens, I hope he's finally getting it. He commented that while sitting in jail for 6 hours, waiting for me to post bond, it was a real eye opener, I sure hope so. Maybe I should take his dad's bicycle to him until his cars fixed?... I'd worry a lot to be honest. We live rural so everything is at least 15 miles away. Traveling over these little 2 lane roads with no paved breakdown area to stay out of 55mph driving lanes... I would probably worry way too much. While I was driving him to turn himself in, his "real mom" literally called and tried to talk him out of doing the right thing. What type of petty, loser parent, teaches their kids to do the wrong things... often? Yes, she's also a destructive alcoholic, who's undermined everything good his father and I tried to teach him when he was younger... and now. The fact that he sees her for who and what she is, only some of the time truly baffles me. She even talked him out of joining the military. The potentials she cost him... he'd won so many awards for his math skills until she'd came back into the picture. It feels like I'm walking a fine line between how much a person could or should step up and help family vs letting them suffer consequences for some really poor decisions they've made. In the past 5 months I've seen him finally do the right things and trying to get his life together. It's better late than never. If not for the "real mom", I believe he could have been a better everything he could be so much sooner. WoWzers, sorry that was so long ... it was cathartic though.

[@notme2day]

@@jamesrodgers3071 That's awesome work. I'm glad you did what you had to do to get through that. I've always told my children I would give them ONE free get out if jail... for almost anything... drunk driving, don't bother calling me . I'm a retired paramedic so they understand why. My two have never been in trouble, my stepson has, and he just used his one and only get out of jail free, for something beyond stupid. He missed court on Mon, I found out he had bench warrant on Tues so I drove him to the jail to turn himself in Wed and I paid his 2k bond. I only knew somewhat on what to do from watching these channels and court cases. lolol Like I said, his *one* and *only* get out of jail free card. Plus since I put up the money, he also had to agree that until this is dismissed or settled, I will drive him to those hearing. We see the judge tomorrow, however...not sure if this is a probable cause hearing or just to get him a public defender?!

[@budgetsweights2727]

My favorite part is hearing "Mr. Allen"

[@CharleneWagner-u7s]

Mine too

[@loriwright-qu3rw]

I love it

[@momsterzz]

Why do people mess with Judge Simpson? Have some respect!

[@s.v.2796]

It's baffling just how many children are masquerading as fully fledged adults.

[@sherimanns8993]

Best observation ever... It seems no one wants responsibilities for their own adulthood about anything today.

[@mydogniko]

Shaquille O'Neal Anfernee Hardaway Tubbs? Wtf, someone was a big Magic fan 😂

[@realab2209]

The inability of some defendants to admit responsibility for their actions ASTOUNDS me. Had the "non-alcoholic wine" guy just SAID, "I screwed up. i knew what I was doing was wrong, but I did it anyway, hoping enough time would pass before I had to test on the SoberLink. I have no excuse, but it WAS my fault", then Judge Simpson MIGHT NOT have remanded him. But, NO - he had to try and pass off a bullsh*t story to his counsel, then a DIFFERENT bullsh*t story to the court... all because he's seemingly INCAPABLE of admitting the TRUTH.

[@xitheris1758]

While addiction is *not* an excuse for bad behavior, it *is* an excellent explanation. For those who've never had a strong addiction, it's a foreign concept. Imagine trying to go months without eating, when food is all around you. Intoxicants aren't food, but an addicted brain can't tell the difference. Breaking a severe addiction is literally as painful as starving to death. Study its effects on the brain. Things will then make a lot more sense, especially the denial-based coping mechanisms that develop. He seems incapable of admitting the truth because he *is* incapable of admitting the truth - at least without inducing cognitive dissonance, which can literally be as painful as electrocution. Addictions start as attempts to self-medicate for pain relief. They end up becoming a source of even more intense pain, one that grants temporary relief when you feed them. A legitimate addiction is like a psychological parasite that fires every pain receptor you have when you don't let it eat your mind. Eventually, you don't have a mind left, and there's no human anymore - only a possessed human body, driven by thoughtless instinct, incapable of reason. Death comes shortly thereafter. It's easier to deny that you have a problem, less painful to just let the decay happen. When addicted, life becomes nothing more than pain avoidance. Whether the pain of daily life, the pain of fighting addiction, or the pain of punishment. It's nothing but mindnumbing pain - at all times, in all places, without limit. Pain becomes as omnipresent as God. Active addicts *cannot* recover on their own, yet they present a real danger to anyone who would want to help them. Hence, one requires training and proper resources to help active addicts. It's a mental illness that requires extensive and often lifelong treatment. The treatment is rarely wanted at first, and when starting it, you usually have to justify violating what agency they appear to have left. That puts *you* on a slippery slope, morally speaking. It requires extraordinary powers to vested in people with good intentions. The road to hell is paved in good intentions. You have to watch yourself as much as those you treat. It's exhausting work. It's a very complicated issue. You really have to study it to understand it.

[@Skilpadjie1]

Yes like admitting when your son commits tax fraud and uses drugs and lives for prostitution. And for the cherry with your son sell the USA out to China.

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

@@xitheris1758. Thanks for the 5000 word dissertation. 🙄 You must be bored out of your mind because chances are he’s just another lying a-hole who likes to catch a buzz and thinks he can lie his way out of everything.

[@elfritts9895]

Maybe it was One of those biblical things instead of turning water into wine the imaginary wizard turned the non alcoholic wine into 12% alcohol by volume wine

[@realabpc1883]

@@xitheris1758 Addiction certainly explains why he DID IT, but NOT why he lied about it. I was "chemically challenged" once and know how hard it is to resist. Still, I admitted using when caught red-handed, as there was little point in denying it.

[@valrummel7215]

I would be privileged to work for this judge.

[@robertwadas]

at 18 min,,,, mom saw him put his hands around her throat and she walked out of room and does not know what happened next... gee, mom was doing a great job protecting her daughter.

[@TheresNoCryingInBaseball]

Right!?! I heard it and thought maybe I heard wrong and it was the defendants mom I had to go back and watch it again and no, it wasn't it was in fact the victims mom😮. That was mind boggling to me. There's no way I could walk away especially if my grandchild is also there. That poor child. As a preteen its so hard living with parents like that. Trust me, I know from experience. My heart 💗 goes out to that child and any other living in that and similar situations.

[@Terryreality]

WTF I was wondering if I heard that rite myself🤦🏾‍♀️🤬

[@rachxllx2206]

I was reading your comment at the exact moment I heard that statement! WtF you walk out of the room when his hands are around her throat? When do you step in to protect? When it's too late. 😒😡

[@jenw.1412]

As soon as I heard that I started trying to come up with a legit scenario that the mom might have walked away and the ONLY thing I could come up with is if she had to walk away to get her phone to call 911. Other than that, mom is a pos.

[@CharleneWagner-u7s]

I don’t believe that

[@limbicbrain1]

Thats pretty funny that non alcoholic wine guy knew exactly what mr allens positioning meant

[@scottdiamond74]

The dog ate my tether. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenw.1412]

😂😂

[@BlargBlather]

I remember my daughter's science project was chewed up by our cat and I took photos for the teacher because I knew there was no way it was going to sound believable. My daughter was so confused until I explained that it's the oldest fakest excuse in the world. The teacher was awesome about it and gave her an extra day to fix it.

[@98f5]

My friend had one of those from home confinement and he told me one day he woken up to his dog chewing on it. Lol he had to pay for a new one because the dog tore up the casing

[@heehaw8401]

I don’t know why people who qualify for a court appointed attorney don’t take advantage of that.

[@harryinhuahin1272]

Maybe because they are told online that public defenders work for the government and therefore not for the defendant. And also because they are not allowed to contract with the government, especially if it's a maritime court and they fear they might have to walk the plank. lol

[@conniedeshazo3031]

Because they think they’re smart

[@PianoDisneygal10]

Usually it’s because of the same mentality that got them in trouble in the first place. They think they know better than everyone

[@God-Love-Freedom]

Because they think they are smarter than attorneys and judges. They typically want jury trials to finesse them, because they think they are extraordinarily smarter than jurors.

[@jen-a-purr]

@@harryinhuahin1272so tell me about your court issues lol 😂

[@Adam_Dot_Com]

"I get nervous when you're behind me too" FUCKIN' CLASSIC! xDDDDD

[@Jmotwa87]

There are almost 8,000,000,000 people in this world. Never underestimate the stupidity of some of them.

[@olliedee]

Imagine the shame of there being 7,999,999,999 people o. this planet smarter that you, that's where 1 of these defendants are in this video 😂😂😂😂

[@XodyCalizander]

What a stupid comment.

[@JalekNordin-s9n]

Most, not some

[@teenaseemore3260]

The non-alcoholic wine guy is hilarious. The judge’s face is hilarious. I love it…the judge already knew, he said Mr. Allen… funny stuff.

[@gregwasserman2635]

"I see Mr. Allen behind me and I know what that mean." Truer words have ever been spoken.

[@barbrasills3236]

Judge Simpson is a Gentleman that not only demands respect 🔒 but has earned and deserves Respect 💯❣️🙏

[@msbigdog1460]

I just love Judge Simpson! ❤

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Can I just say it's heartwarming the way Judge Simpson's own staff cracks smiles at him even when giving some extra background info. He trusts his staff and they trust him.

[@stevefromchicago8277]

Nothing better than the words, “Mr Allen”

[@maryfletcher5834]

Aaaaaand you get a Mr. Allen, and YOU get a Mr. Allen… EVERYONE GETS A MR. ALLEN!!!!!!!!

[@dev7602]

❤

[@Terryreality]

Mr Allen swung lil man rite around as if he was disgusted with what he heard😂😂😂😂

[@angelacalais6449]

Ticking off Judge Simpson and Mr. Allen; have you lost your mind? 😯🤯

[@cambiata]

I didn't know the bailiff was named Mr. Allen until today. Judge had to call him up a lot of times that day. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dev7602]

I'm at that moment 😅 your comment made it better realizing that 😂

[@HAL_NINER_TRIPLE_ZERO]

Mr. Allen: "Jeez, What a day! I'm pooped!"

[@cajuncraftysue]

You do have to admit Mr Allen is a pretty big dude!!! 😂

[@thedirector1921]

“Yeah, I get nervous when you’re standing behind me too.” 🤣

[@wizardnug2449]

I think I can watch judge Simpson 24-7 😂

[@AidaShawJ.D.]

Me too!!! Decent does not begin to describe him! Pure class act!

[@angelablackwell4443]

I am in the UK and oh my this Judge is so good at his job. Very entertaining...Judge Simpson for the White house

[@donnaknowles4107]

We could so do with him here could you imagine how many cases we'd be rushing through the court while he was here. Love to fellow Brit ❤️

[@susandarnell4524]

The parents both saw him choking their daughter and did nothing???? If my daughter had lived, she would have been 44 in April. If I witnessed someone harming her, 365 days from that day, he would have been dead for 1 year.

[@jayschafer1760]

That was the biggest surprise to me as well. Father saw his daughter getting abused and hurt by her significant other and the abuser didn't go to the hospital as the result of the father's actions? Wow. The father must have some self control or just be too numb to his daughter's ongoing DV situation to care to do anything about it.

[@benterbenter9281]

Don't you mean that it moved to a new house, build with 6 pine wood planks?

[@bizzarovision]

@25:38 "I see Mr Allen behind me so I know what that means" 😂😂

[@konasmom2457]

Ooo my favorite type of videos!!! Happy Memorial Day OSG and Family THANK YOU TO OUR VETERANS!! REMEMBERING OUR HEROES♥️🇺🇸

[@SharmClucas]

The sovcit clip was so much more interesting in context. Thanks for the hard work of editing together the entire day.

[@douglasphillips1203]

45:56 he's not here bench warrant. Dude: waving arms furiously "no I'm right here please God someone see me!" 😂

[@mishelleskate]

The most popular humble judge on KZbin!

[@AidaShawJ.D.]

Anywhere for that matter! Agreed!

[@allenpennington9691]

This judge is no bs i love it

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

💥Thank you OSG for this compilation of Judge Simpson. I needed it today.👍💜

[@OSGCourtWatch]

me too and got to sleep in for the holiday so staying up till 4 am was well worth it! have a great holiday Jennifer!

[@robertavila4653]

I love how the in court sheriff, already knows someone is being remanded, stands right behind them 😎😎😎

[@TheAwesomeTruthofTT]

The judge is smart and knows some criminals might attempt to flee when they know they are getting held. So to avoid this Judge Simpson gives the Bailiff a signal to move behind them before he tells them they are going to jail. That way if they attempt to run, they run right into the big man himself. Whenever you hear the judge say “Mr. Allen” that is the signal.

[@bodebrandt454]

Judge Simpson is the absolute best judge! Just don’t be disrespecting his court fr

[@lindiehammond7921]

Mr. Allen is definitely the viewers favorite too!

[@StallionStudios1234]

I love this Judge he is awesome. Mad respect for him. A real solid professional.

[@billiec2878]

I just want to go sit in his courtroom and watch one of these days. I just love Judge Simpson! No nonsense when needed, yet can make some funnies as well.

[@daCubanaqt]

Judge Simpson has his own channel where he streams his court live so you can technically “sit in” and listen all day. Just look up Hon J Cedric Simpson Live Feed channel. The PCC and landlord tenant dockets are the best. I tried listening to the criminal and D/V dockets and I was like oh no, I need the levity of the other days!

[@billiec2878]

I will be looking that up right now! Thank you so much!!

[@Adventxxx]

"I get nervous when you're behind me too" LOL!!!

[@daCubanaqt]

I watched this day live. It was a trip. I wish the YTers would cite the day these cases are from. I started watching Judge Simpson’s channel. The landlord tenant docket on Fridays is very entertaining!

[@Jsarmy87124]

He has a channel I didn't know thanks for the information

[@FrankGallagher-OG]

Most KZbinrs do say the date & they follow all the interesting cases

[@stoke777]

I agree that it would be so helpful if we knew the day of the trial and even more information... Like what state it is in

[@NoseyNuNu]

How du u guys find these lives? 😖 I'm not internet savvy 😭

[@CreightonRabs]

Even by Judge Simpson standards, this was a crazy Thursday felony docket.

[@kaylalee3577]

That’s certainly saying something haha!

[@celesteredding1550]

OldSquishyGardners, you showcase the best cases 😁👍🏾. Folks need to learn quick "Stop messing with Judge Simpson".

[@OSGCourtWatch]

Thank you Celeste, much appreciated,

[@dagfincarp1113]

We should all be so lucky to have a Mr. Allen backing us up.

[@ThePsycho-not]

Judge Simpson does indeed rock. when someone disrespects one of the court personnel he lets them have it. 'tis a thing of beauty; he's got their back like they got his.

[@uggggggghhhhh]

What do sovcits expect will happen? "Oh, thats not you? So sorry, sir. You are free to go, thank you." ??? You can identify however you want, you still committed a crime... His face at 42:08 💀

[@marieduval6234]

When you put comments on the screen could you make them stay up longer. I’m dyslexic and I can’t read that fast. Thank you very much for taking the time to read this, it is appreciated. Love watching your videos. Hello from Canada

[@kaliyalla]

Every time judge Simpson smiles, multiple angels get their wings 🪽

[@enhaxed7839]

"and you get remand, and you get remand, and you get remand..." (play stupid games, win stupid prizes)

[@pamabernathy8728]

Mr. Allen has the best, rare smile. ❤❤❤ from an old lady in southern California.

[@myst0dreamer]

When he said non-alcoholic wine had some alcohol content, I looked it up, and the alcohol content of non-alcoholic wine is..... 0.0%

[@chaplainleggitt]

I used to be the director of a large addictions program. To blow a .033 BAC one would have to consume 7 gallons of non-alcoholic wine at one setting.

[@ShecalledmeKING]

1.5 mil YIKES. Thats the “you aren’t going anywhere” lol period

[@adlwilliams]

Shaquille Oneal Anthony Hardaway Tubbs?!?! Papa mustve won a big bet on the Magic back in the day😂

[@tommycapps9903]

That Sovereign Citizen stuff is so ignorant! Do people really believe they can commit crimes and then just claim that they are not personal?

[@rodgersandrodgers8191]

I love seeing judge Simpsons in docket from beginning to end. I found it extremely interest in and the way you were able to cut it it was filled with facts you just don't see under normal circumstances. So thank you very much and keep up the great work.

[@cathleenmcgee9233]

Criminal Se&ual assault is a two year misdemeanor? Less than a gr$m is a felony!!! The same for child SA and DV! This makes me so angry. Sorry about symbols, I got banned from commenting for words and speaking the truth!

[@tdoran]

I completely agree with you. did you get banned by youtube? I try not to use those words, but I do the same exact thing, but didn't know I could get banned!

[@AChickandaDuck]

So screwed up!

[@lennonsvrchannel]

I like how you slid it in that it was the words you had that were banned and not your interpretation of the “truth” don’t forget you’re just a Karen on the internet 😂

[@Suisfonia]

Doesn't surprise me, KZbin *hates* the truth and they are very biased on what they will censor vs what they won't (for example, they are fine letting channels that are politically aligned with them, even if they push violence, but channels that they are politically against and don't push violence, they will ban.)

[@CharleneWagner-u7s]

The laws need to change across all of he states.

[@darcibennett9061]

Thank you for putting this all together. I absolutely adore Judge Simpson ❤

[@bethcote9978]

"I see Mr. Allen behind me so I know what that means" needs to be on some merch!

[@Littlemsambitious]

Judge Simpson said setting your bond at $1.5 million dollars… and I was shocked lol. He did not come to play.

[@sidehop]

24:00 When the Judge positions himself like this every time, everyone knows he's listening to some of the bigeest BS 😂😂😂

[@poppysiddal5860]

You’re the man, OSG. Thank you for bringing us the entire docket from Judge Simpson. He is a joy to watch.

[@bjw19704ver]

Another great one, OSG! Judge Simpson and all the great attorneys- Ms. Hamood, Mr. Feaster, Ms. Anderson, Mr. Mansour, etc. As always, very entertaining!!!!!

[@PatriciaHill-eg3sw]

I really like and appreciate Judge Simpson. He's funny, fair, and down to Earth. He knows what he's doing, and does not take crap from defendants. ❤❤❤

[@frankdotson322]

I love and respect this judge...

[@justbob3397]

When you hear "Mr. Allen," you know you're not going home tonight.

[@jimfiggers9755]

How some people manage to escalate a minor misdemeanor worth 3 months at most into a felony worth 5-15 years never ceases to amaze me.

[@cazyaz523]

Oh I admire this judge so much. He is no one’s fool. I’d love to appear before him as an advocate.

[@MysMajisT1]

Shaquille O'neal Anfernee Hardaway Tubbs is one hell of wild name 😂😂😂

[@TexanGrl_13]

When Judge Simpson says: MR. ALLEN… 👮🏽👮🏽👮🏽