Metaphysical Mario

[@lincolnickler9354]

Adriana: He’s probably thinking about other women... Jules: Do I look like Garth?

[@HyperCole]

It's the beginning of the end, folks. The Sub 1 Hour Arc is coming to a close. The biggest multi-part special yet. Let's begin.

[@psuedoenthu]

HyperCole64 dude he already did sub hour. He’s now streaming tony hawk shit.

[@psuedoenthu]

Oh shit wait aren’t you his editor?

[@HyperCole]

@@psuedoenthu Yes I am. We're still trying to get stuff out from the Mario 64 streams. We've got a few more videos to work on and release.

[@Chao_Master]

@@HyperCole I'll miss these.

[@Alfonso162008]

@@psuedoenthu Actually, he's streaming Banjo Kazooie now.

[@matthewamori7801]

“Adriana has been playing Animal Crossings like 40 hours a day.” Is that a TwoSet reference?

[@itsjustjaketv6666]

Ling ling 40 hours.

[@JulesConroy]

Yes it was a TwoSet reference

[@matthewamori7801]

Jules Conroy I think... I think I love you 😍😂

[@icegod4849]

Jules has risen my suppressed memory of Mega Milk

[@Ringabel-bu9gp]

MOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@eagcgreen9814]

Cole's a master of compiling the best moments of any stream.

[@Seelenspalter]

Back in the old days the philosophers met in the town square and talked about the principles of the universe. Nowadays we are doing that while watching a guy on the internet control the Japanese caricature of an Italien plumber with above average speed.

[@adamrhodes9533]

"I'm not visualisng that."

[@pikmaniac2643]

that was a fast twelve minutes and four seconds wtf

[@angussmith7748]

Jules: Meditation's good. Also Jules: Hey chat, guess where this penguin's going?

[@aarondx3764]

Hypercole I really apreciate all the extra context you put into these videos it really enriches the experience!

[@Glitch_Man42]

I think the guy that kept saying Jules looked like Garth from Wayne's World, probably thought he looked like Wayne, not Garth. But he couldn't remember Wayne's name, and or thought it was Garth. That seems likely.

[@reverbrequiem]

Guys, he believes at us.

[@SlyHikari03]

@everyone

[@MythicMachina]

i love these videos becuase of the pure whiplash. Jules start talking about mindfulness and muscle memeory, then it jumps to Mega Milk out of fucking nowhere. it's like that video where he ranted about dickgirls for like 2 to 3 minutes

[@L1N3R1D3R]

Next video: "It's a-me, M--" *excited JoshJepson Banjo screams*

[@mitchinatr7093]

PLEASE OH MY GOD YES

[@XanderIsALoser]

BANJO IN SMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@majesticmelon4715]

*IT'S COMING GAMERS*

[@celebisonm4271]

“Every speedrun of Mario 64 is personalized”

[@eltioury77]

11:06 my new alarm to wake up

[@bomes2084]

**mario has his ultimate self across all timelines, and merged into the almighty life form**

[@moon_blanche]

"and i've been thinking that i think too much" 🎶

[@MangoTurtlenova]

Shoutout to trihex wearing the mega milk shirt at one of the gdq's a few years ago Also This title could easily be a nujabes reference

[@SlyHikari03]

God I so badly want to make a beat and title it that

[@b0t_345]

Stay don’t dehydrated

[@SirAndrewHillier]

I had to re-read this like twice; I thought I was having a stroke >_>

[@truearcana2126]

Any time I hear the word Garth I think they're talking to me and Jules I'm very upset

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

And so it begins...

[@GrayyisGayy]

Cool

[@Epicfaceguy40]

oh my god... tick tock clock *was* the original bed of chaos...

[@unknown-w2z]

As an aspiring mathematician, I'd like to say that saying smell is the fourth dimension is a pretty coherent claim, although I think it would be more natural to say odour is the fourth dimension. Although if that were a true claim then odour as a concept would have to be "1-dimensional" which could mean for example that smell is a spectrum with cheese on one end and axe body spray on the other. Depending on how creative (in this case, degenerate) one is, you could ask the following question: If something smells more and more like cheese, does it eventually start to smell like axe body spray? In haphazard math terms, this is asking what the homeomorphism class of the odour manifold is .......I should go to sleep

[@theillusionist1494]

This is the single greatest comment I’ve ever seen

[@goidman]

Wow. A shoutout to FunnyJunk in 2020

[@ramroller]

yo anyone can tell me what's the music at 3:23? been searching for so long

[@ramroller]

@@GamerTheVoidGamingCentre According to the 1st result, the name is "Emotion theme", from Pokémon B&W. Thanks for the help!! Edit: for those who are still looking for it, here is the link I found: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jamzgIaop7ydgLs

[@NintenDank]

We're in the endgame now.

[@nagi.desuuu]

"It's-a me, Maiai Maia."

[@Joltscene]

Whats song for 3:22?

[@theighthsage]

where did you get that shirt?

[@uxieorsomething]

here we go bois

[@aristhrowaway4174]

Jules makes a mario 64 speed run very entertaining

[@BlueKnight85]

We're in the endgame now, my dudes.

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

...How can depth be the 4th dimension when depth is the 3rd dimension?

[@Alfonso162008]

It was a really weird question, tbh xD

[@casey_alexander]

Wahoo. Ya know what I’m saying?

[@ventura535]

Yahoo

[@SilverNightwing87]

The Windows shutdown sound got me, it got me so good.

[@lacibernasia6042]

Yaaaaaaaaa

[@bwax3135]

Meditation is tight as hell

[@veuch_]

so yeah, there's no way I'm googling mega milk

[@DeusIzanagi]

No joke, I wouldn't mind seeing Jules speedrun Dark Souls. Ofc, that is only if he likes the game too

[@arcturusakerfeels1438]

dude looked more like jerry cantrell in his youth

[@hellotheredoriyah9781]

7:00 Engage Ultra Instinct!

[@sorinsnow3232]

I can see the Garth likeness

[@SlyHikari03]

4th dimension is getting Isekai’d.

[@tonster1179]

Yo Bed of Chaos is traumatic don’t even joke about it, lmao

[@thelittlet2255]

You can do it!!!

[@Bluegrowlithe]

I just did the same thing. I got the shindou version instead of the real version

[@trumpeter811]

For some reason this seems like it has clips used from previous complications. like not even flashbacks

[@dineol6930]

Jokes on you I have the spy kids 4 movie on dvd and it comes with the god damn smell cards

[@LumiRev]

domo arigato mister roboto

[@savetehpolorbearz]

pog

[@danbonestrider]

I had a short old local bass god teach me the basics to learning bass and he said I look like Kurt Cobain even though my hair is longer, curler and darker bruh. Daddy Garth

[@virajghose8290]

I thought this was an alpharad plus video from the thumbnail

[@FabioniMacaroni]

Buenos dias Jules

[@BaconNuke]

Wait is Jules' last name ACTUALLY conroy?! I assumed it was a joke including chuggaa

[@jaycegoller1175]

Hello mr. conroy. Have you ever considered speedrunning Celeste? Thank you

[@zachmann9996]

It’s a me Miyeaeamia

[@Gamer__Panda]

Cole ffs these intros

[@johnsimmonds2540]

Hi

[@reilly5005]

Spoiler: He got sub 59

[@bombsquadbh2277]

Hello daddy

[@salazar27]

second..... nvm

[@MK-bi1hj]

Soooo no one's going to mention julesxchugga?

[@pigwomen9o]

You an awesome guitarist. Also your videos on here are so funny. Also question do you pick Mario, peach, bowser, Luigi, or yoshi as you Mario character?