JULIAN SMITH - With Child

[@VampirexShadowxZero]

9 months later* Queen: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

[@xmaryHXCx]

Perfect comment

[@katiehaney2095]

I died

[@theicecreamman3623]

XD

[@cutecatgamer8900]

and then arthur was trying to kill the child

[@TaterChip91]

You have won the best comment award

[@pizzashark7067]

Direct reference to Monty Python, in the style of Monty Python. And beautifully done at that.

[@DELPHIIII]

A whole sketch based on one common but antiquated use of phrasing used to describe a woman who is pregnant!? Madness!

[@sockmonkeydogtoy]

No. This is SPARTAAA.

[@Kilee33]

***** heheh takes me back

[@kawaiibunny7514]

Sam Smorcington Yep..

[@annakilifa331]

Actually, about two different uses of phrasing used to describe a pregnant woman. Only most of the sketch is about the first one not the whole sketch.

[@lillizwingili7039]

Whenever someone asks me what day it is, I say "I believe it's tuesday."

[@NakedAvanger]

Aaaaaand WHAT TIME IS IT?!?! 11???1?!111?!

[@koralyonk8859]

Matt Berry Time for you to get a new joke ;)

[@USBYDProductions]

koral yonk today is tuesday yesterday was monday

[@LPxICEMAN]

NakedAvanger AVANGER TIME ! !!!1!! !1!!

[@TheBlueberry5454]

I saw a hetalia version of this

[@VideoMan0904]

This is one of Julian Smith's most underrated videos. I think this is his most clever video as far as humor goes. His other videos are easy humor, but this is more subtle. Very Monty Python. Love it.

[@stupidrainbo]

It's pregnant with comedic irony

[@johnroy4424]

Subtlest part: "Your kingdom isn't under seige, my lord!" Then why are they out in the middle of a field preparing for battle?! XD Another misunderstanding?

[@igorz4582]

"it's medieval so it's monty python humour" ffs lol

[@Christopher-ms5ke]

Definitely underrated

[@schwann145]

I mean, it's a repurposing of Abbott and Costello's legendary "Who's on First" bit, so of course it's clever. ;P

[@HunterRodrigez]

this could be a Monty Python sketch

[@aurorarieger8041]

YEAH!!!

[@TheDamnBeast]

+Hunter Rodrigez 100%.

[@HunterRodrigez]

Adrien Kerklywich yeah stuff like that tends to happen in the comment sections of 6 year old videos

[@guitarfliud10]

That's the first thing I thought of when I read "King Arthur". I was waiting for the coconuts. XD

[@devonlawton1149]

I wanted to watch it and kind of half-remembered it, and I could have sworn it WAS a Monty Python sketch. Most frustrating half-hour of my life

[@MrStrongBro]

Oh man! WHERE DID THESE DAYS GO??

[@JusticePro]

Away

[@AnnaBaggins]

"I hate April first." "I know, sire." Something tells me there's a story behind this. xD

[@helenakrieger5880]

Anna Elizabeth I could do it.

[@SleepFaster18]

It's April 1st now!!

[@voicetube]

@@SleepFaster18 in just a couple weeks from now, it'll be April 1 again!

[@AnthonySalinas-it7vt]

@@voicetubealmost there!!

[@criticallyred4844]

This is why I have issues with the English language.

[@pg13underated15]

Is not that difficult men. You just have to know when and how have to be used...

[@Tripectorus]

Critically Red Everyone has Issues with the English language, that's why we can make so many jokes around it.

[@Cityfall]

Critically Red Everyone, including the British, have issues with the English language.

[@Rivergirl2878]

With child is a older way to say pregnant. Expecting is less old. Now we just say pregnant. I don't know what u all are complaining about

[@rhen0622]

@@pg13underated15 Actually my teacher said that when you didn't learned how to talk in English(Like Chinese,Japanese, Korean etc.), English is the top *HARDEST* language to learn

[@ZIbroweed]

"I believe it's Tuesday" The utter satisfaction of that line makes it a thing of beauty :)

[@WaconiaComedy]

didnt know king arthur was involved in the revolutionary war

[@spartan11payne]

His grandfather fought in world war 2, in case you didn't know either.

[@faithlessberserker5921]

@@spartan11payne lol

[@StefanFilmmaker]

2022 and still rocking it like it's the golden era of KZbin all over :)

[@bringingitbanks]

This is where the internet brought me today. Good times!

[@absolutelynotarobot]

jesus christ it's been 11 years and it's still amazing

[@absolutelynotarobot]

also I feel v old

[@kawaiibunny7514]

“I believe she had a nap...” “WITH THE CHILD?” “Naturally, my lord.”

[@j_mars_cars]

I remember watching this around the time that it came out, and now my youngest sister is with child 😂. I had the great enjoyment of sharing this to our family chat. Thank you, Julian Smith!

[@Bea-tl4xo]

I love how sarcastic the narrator is

[@Mockingjaysgirl]

My word, four years later. Still hilarious.

[@grandsonofvader]

And now this comment is 4 years old

[@Joshmanor95]

It's been almost 10 years now. And it's still funny.

[@sartoriusrock]

Coming up on 11!

[@JusticePro]

My word, eleven years later. Still hilarious.

[@dqblizzard722]

@@grandsonofvader so is urs

[@mariafred5672]

Six years later and I'm still laughing

[@jessicawurm23]

8 years later and STILL laughing!!!

[@sheyjar]

25 and i'm still laughing

[@charitygrace1953]

Who else broke their replay button and laughed or chuckled everytime they watched it? I know I did ^^

[@voicetube]

Watching this 13 years later - HILARIOUS!!

[@elorakiefer2462]

... Can't wait to see what happens in 9 months! :D

[@Basomic]

I think it is necessary to say that before I watched this video, a Nissan 2015 Super Bowl commercial played. It was called With Dad.

[@lisannarodriguez8525]

I wasted a good portion of my childhood on this. thank you Julian. my life is worth living because you exsist.

[@Hejon25]

This feels like something the monthy python crew could've done. Hilarious

[@J3ennife4]

OH MY FREAKING GOD YES

[@richsackett3423]

This is just "Who's On First?".

[@QahnaarinDovah]

I still say “I believe it’s Tuesday” all the time

[@wolfcandy3143]

“WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A NEW HORSE?” “HES ON A DIET SIRE!!!” 😂😂😂

[@tylerthefisher]

God its been so long since ive watched all of these 2009-2011 vids. What a trip.

[@cool99pg13]

Still here in 2021 reminiscing

[@Chris_W]

I wonder what the reaction would be if you'd go back in time and show this to the cast of monty python XD I think this is sufficiently silly enough

[@Charlie-qh6in]

I'm commenting on this 5 years after it's og writing, so I don't expect any response, but doing that could inspire the monty python cast to start monty pythons flying circus, assuming you showed it to them before it started, so you'd essentially be starting monty python by showing them a monty python inspired skit from years in the future that would only come into existence if monty python also existed, which you have just created. In a summary, monty python would have created itself with the assistance of a time traveling comedy enthusiast.

[@Chris_W]

@@Charlie-qh6in Damn... One big time-uroboros of comedy.

[@Zw1d]

enough is redundant

[@Chris_W]

@@Zw1d This is true, but so is reacting 7 years late ;)

[@astromercinian]

if only the word "pregnant" were in the picture.

[@ArmstrongandTumbler]

What??? Why would we do pregnant when we're expecting Child sir?! A battlefield is no place for a children.

[@astromercinian]

Tumbler 😝😝

[@flutterbutter2728]

actually for a while it was considered poor manners to outright say Pregnant so that's why they used such phrases.

[@astromercinian]

Ergo Sum it wasn't that serious..

[@alliej.9423]

I know I'm 3 years late. but pregnant used to be considered rude. It was embarrassing to be pregnant, and my dad actually wasn't allowed to say pregnant growing up.

[@76tennboy]

This one has always been my favorite!

[@CalebRowold]

Who wouldn't think this is funny.

[@momof2preciousangels]

That was hilarious!

[@AndrewDFT]

That was so clever, Dude you the man :D

[@wolfandbass]

Every Julian Smith video I watch...I watch in 1080p, when my connection is shit. And I still wait hours for a 3 min video to load because I know it'll be worth it!

[@JerusalemStrayCat]

When he started talking about horses, I thought he meant coconuts...

[@MaxwellTornado]

Because horses and coconuts have sooo much in common. -_-

[@JerusalemStrayCat]

Because it's a Holy Grail reference. :P

[@MaxwellTornado]

JerusalemStrayCat What's that?

[@JerusalemStrayCat]

Monty Python = best British humor ever. MP+Holy Grail = amazingly funny movie, that opens with King Arthur and an attendant galloping on horses to a castle, except that they are actually only "galloping" on foot holding coconuts and making hoofclopping noises with them. You should see the movie - hilarious.

[@MaxwellTornado]

JerusalemStrayCat But what's holy grail?

[@liammeaney4227]

Sweet Christ seeing posted 12 years ago is jarring if I live to see 30 years ago on a video imma act up

[@kyoyaootori1104]

I saw this around 10 years ago. But it still persisted in my memory, and so sought it out to watch again. So, seeing the "12 years ago" also gave me a shock, like you. Glad to see another fellow being conscious of our aging bodies and our inevitable death. Cheers!

[@campusfrogs6487]

1:56 is that a lime green price tag in the knight helm?

[@pinkchampagne9694]

This is now on my top favorites from Julian Smith, right under Malk. x3 Thank you for being so funny.

[@Chris-pv7iy]

On the hunt for the hidden link ...dont mind rewatching these videos

[@wittyandfunnyname2741]

"Whose child is she with?" 😂

[@artemthetrain14]

Julian Smith's quality was ahead of his time

[@jhwblender]

Man... It's been 14 years. I feel old. But still golden. Ill come back and watch this every once in a while when Julian gets brought up in a random reference ill pull out and no one knows what I'm talking about 😅

[@knoxharbert7072]

Don't you buttsire me!

[@FlipzRugz420]

Still just as funny

[@abihops8204]

How is this already 7 years old?

[@originalusername4118]

Growing up watching Julian smith is probably the best childhood I could ask for

[@TheSethhunt]

Haha, it's actually april first today

[@avdoolittle]

I'm watching this exactly a year later.

[@qu1zz3r97]

What day is it I believe it's Tuesday It's not April first is it? Yes it is my lord

[@toby_demoss]

OOOOOH I FOUND A PROBLEM. 1:54 look under Sir Henry's helmet. THE STICKER THE STICKER!!

[@ensri]

Toblarone DeMoss 😂😂

[@savannahsherman6614]

Every time I watch this, I think of my best friend who, sadly, moved away. I miss her so much. :( ABBY, JULIAN MADE THIS FOR YOOU! :D

[@cade_olson]

“I believe its tuesday 😌”

[@jordanguy4241]

This is why the word pregnant was made

[@haudrey2936]

First of all, they were both saying the same thing about the queen pregnant. And the plot twist at the end tho! King Arthur: "When are you going to get a horse?" Sir Henry: "He's on a DIET, sire!" I'm laughing so bad that the horse was literally a stick with a horse head. 😂😂😂

[@SaraKkkkkkkk]

Still one of my faves!

[@NEWT-17]

This reminds me of Abbott and Costello.

[@alainabiggs3688]

WHOS WATCHING THIS IN 2016?????!!!!!!??????

[@iluvpups12345]

+Alaina Biggs Not me. I just so happen to be a time traveler from the future.

[@MrAsianStuff]

What's up with that music?

[@Ferg0013]

Still a brilliant sketch. Miss these sketches a lot.

[@junibinicanada]

"Dont you 'but sire' me!" Happened to me with my school friend, I said "Sowwie bubby" I call her bubby idk why her name has nothing to do with the random word bubby. Then she said "Don't you 'sowwiy bubby me..." LOL

[@claudiaphillips7297]

"Sir Henry let me handle this ( lady KZbin commenter clears her throat ) KING ARTHUR YOUR QUEEN IS PREGNANT"shouts Lady KZbin commenter "Thank you fair maiden" Thanks King Arthur Problem solved

[@elimarc]

OMG!!!!!!!

[@SuperShortlife]

the annotation stating "like if you like"... It's great, all these people have a million comments, but that just says it all in four words. Julian Smith rocks!!

[@TheVaporeonrules234]

Alright, how do you guys feel about knocked up?

[@ctraltdel3558]

TheVaporeonrules234 Because she is expecting.

[@TJOEL20]

CTR+ALT+DEL Expecting? Expecting what?

[@ctraltdel3558]

TJOEL20 she is expecting a child.

[@ctraltdel3558]

Rohan Doshi Its because she is expecting.

[@marcuswoods5826]

+TheVaporeonrules234 Julian wanted to make his characters stupid, so, here ya go.

[@taylorlarkins5549]

Who’s here in 2022?

[@xMasqueradePrincessx]

"He's on a diet sire!"

[@monochromaticstatic1002]

I am glad to say that I made a reference to this video today and my friends had no idea what I was talking about. That gave me the opportunity to enlighten them with this absolute comedy gem.

[@theryos]

Hello people who found this in their recommended in 2020

[@50MM3TH1NGF15HY]

This is very Monty Python

[@ZenkaiNick]

Don't you "butt sire" me!

[@roastbeef7981]

12 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos omg

[@dancinginthedark01]

This is so Monty Python xD

[@alinesandallo3321]

He's on a diet sire!

[@azoot650]

1:06 yep that's abortion for ya lol

[@RoyKhn]

This is by far julians best and smartest video. I love his stuff, but sometimes he falls on the same topic, people in an increasingly awkward situation screaming louder and louder. I know its his style and its hilarious most of the times, but this episode is just brilliant!

[@umnmunmi]

btw jefferey dalles phone num. is 6093822921

[@Tarimoth]

Make more of this. That's nothing short of an order, don't question it.

[@carterbellew4097]

I really enjoy rewatching these videos.

[@Cult1022]

this is one of the best sketches ever made by smith.

[@fallingstarprotocol]

This is one of the best things on KZbin EVER...

[@lillyswift42]

My 2nd favorite comedic sketch in all history. 😂😂 My #1 fav is "Who's on First".

[@nibraskhan7199]

I still say this so much

[@LeavingYou94]

I haven't watched this is 3 years but I think about it way too often. Recently on a daily basis…. it just loops through my brain. lol

[@BardotBB17]

loving the enthusiasm of the narrator at the start

[@alois7790]

Who’s still here almost in 2022 🖤?

[@MenacingBanjo]

1:41 who's watching this on April 1st, 2024?

[@Me.Thing5]

Hey Julian, been watching your videos since day one and they still make me laugh even now. Thanks for creating the most hilariously quotable content ever!!!

[@3Cucumbers]

No dislikes.. The first famous you tuber who didn't get a dislike on a video.. Well Done :)

[@chigozie123]

Back when KZbin was actually good. I missed those days

[@FLMproductions101]

I don't get how anyone can dislike this vid. It's pure comedy.

[@WFChocSodProductions]

This is just about the best Julian Smith video yet! xD

[@Maruzzolith]

Videos like this were the good ones i remember from Julian.

[@ace1of4hearts3]

"What say is it!" "I believe it's Tuesday. " I love it!

[@therealtron7730]

How can anyone dis-like this, ITS HILARIOUS!

[@rissiroodle12]

best video julian has ever made!!!!! I love it!!!

[@diebliksem4004]

This is easily his most genius sketch

[@poketominori4235]

Half expecting him to say "Run away, run away"

[@TheDarkEpsilon]

I've watched this so many times and I keep laughing every single time.

[@kjizzle103]

This is is still one of my favourites!!