I am the plant queen and I have arrived

[@rainyjelly]

i genuinely find myself forgetting that green, pink, blue, and purple aren't actual skin colors. imagine how stunning human beings would be with gorgeous skin thats blue, pink, green, or purple. incredible.

[@ellafairhurst9511]

She says “look at this stunning natural colour” and I genuinely think ‘oh wow I need a new contour shade’

[@bimbobinman]

Exactly??? I'd love to have pastel pink or blue skin - yes, stunning

[@v.e.jansen7720]

When she has ''normal'' tones foundation on it looks weird to me lol

[@user-mp3jb2yl7b]

seeing as we struggle with the limited skin tones we have at this point... lets maybe not get ahead of ourselves #blm

[@rainyjelly]

@@user-mp3jb2yl7b racists are definitely NOT stunning.

[@nutmeg9188]

I love how she’s suddenly possessed by Jennifer Coolidge sometimes. It’s a fun little surprise.

[@catherinee.422]

nutmeg918 i wish she would do a video where she does her impression the whole time

[@serenasmuckers9310]

That's it! I kept thinking I heard Kathy Najimy, but your right! It's Jennifer Coolidge

[@carsonpemberton1654]

@@catherinee.422 She has it was short but she did all her iconic impressions

[@catherinee.422]

@@carsonpemberton1654 i discovered that shortly after commenting lol, thanks for the heads up though

[@carsonpemberton1654]

@@catherinee.422 No problem

[@illegal_toaster4203]

She once fought the pollen SHE IS NOW THE POLLEN Yes that's happening

[@GrotesqueIy]

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome 😂

[@illegal_toaster4203]

@@GrotesqueIy in the most stunning way possible

[@mjberanabroso4617]

*happenin'

[@JaAlRaAg]

I can only aspire

[@vergaramariakatrina7125]

No one : Juno removing her glasses : 👁👄👁

[@putjesusfirst9814]

Lol

[@ronaldachille7998]

I love it whenever she does that and then the music commences and of course she is smiling.

[@goobertron9099]

👁👅👁

[@alexsudati]

"HER NAME IS JEAN... AND SHE'S..." Me: Green? "SHE'S A GORGEOUS LITTLE PLANT LADY, YES" Me: ...

[@YanDaBean]

HAHAHA SAME OML THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY

[@greatestaxolotl4933]

greenbean

[@Stickycomix]

BRUH SAME. Whore minds think alike lmao.

[@damaracarpenter8316]

Ahaha!!! I thought the same 😂😂💚💚

[@iaralima4361]

Saaaame ahahahahah

[@jazcarluccio4505]

Juno Birch: *casually gives us all the finger.* Us, all blessed: Stunning

[@lilinectar29]

😏

[@hatsunemikey]

juno truly is the most stunning plant i’ve ever seen. yes, absolutely, she is stunning!

[@lauren19871992]

*stunninG*

[@Hell.0itsMe]

STUNNING DARLING

[@jazcarluccio4505]

She’s become the plant queen, yes she has, yes that’s happening

[@milica7455]

Yes she's absolutely gorgeous

[@GalacticVolter]

she's very I C O N I C and S T U N N I N G and full of natural B E A U T Y.

[@nikki_from_nyc3240]

I just started estrogen pills today and I am so excited!!! I needed to tell someone lol

[@ingeborgmikkelsen9078]

Congratulations and good luck on your continuing journey!!

[@impatvish9451]

Congrats hun!

[@FemmeLaV]

Aw congrats

[@nikki_from_nyc3240]

@@impatvish9451 Thank you!!!

[@nikki_from_nyc3240]

@@ingeborgmikkelsen9078 Thank you so much!!!!

[@jad161]

The world : shit is going down in the beauty community Juno : I am the plant queen and I have arrived SUCH A QUEEEEN

[@vampirebarbie_]

When Juno said she’s sure Gaga watches her videos i just thought how iconic it’d be if she got a look done by Juno omgg I’d die

[@jolokiachili6589]

Seeing Juno's eyes never fails to surprise me.

[@discountasian]

Same I also think her glasses are just fused to her face, so I just kinda get jump-scared

[@monsieurromanbedlam5101]

Seeing Juno never fails surprise me

[@TheCaliMack]

Do yku like them? They're quite new. 😀

[@twiggymelusine]

its one of my favorite parts of her makeup tutorials... so stunning

[@frenzyglee666]

am scared of his eyes

[@ibelieveinyou4245]

I caaaan’t... the moments she breaks her character are so hilarious

[@joshuaphillips3338]

What character all I see is a stunning alien woman 😂🧐

[@aaron_m_04]

“Pollen is canceled!” You heard it here twitter stans, it’s time to *end* pollen, yes that is happening!

[@katharinehe]

I am a professional anthropologist and I can confirm that pollen is problematic and we all should follow the lead of anti-pollen community leader Juno Birch as we dismantle this harmful and disgusting problem

[@Aria1913]

Pollen? CANCELLED (I actually have allergies because of it so it was about time this movement started)

[@eyvettemonroe1473]

I'm here for it 🙌🏾😂

[@mikayla7260]

Yeah get rid of those seasonal allergies

[@rosyvilla6141]

I could see Juno doing her makeup forever.

[@Thechaosdoll5]

Same, i need moooooore stunning videos, yes i do.

[@rosyvilla6141]

@@Thechaosdoll5 Yesss, that's happening.

[@Orelaf84]

Could we perhaps see what the alien goddess looked like when she landed on earth in her time machine to the 1920s?

[@jandragingerbies818]

Omg yasssssss

[@bbblueblun]

YESS😂

[@january1494]

Juno is serving 50’s housewife Poison Ivy seducing the pool boy and stunning me into the next dimension holy slit and yes, The Taking of Deborah Logan is scary af!!! Can we get a livestream/video of Juno watching horror movies and giving commentary a lá “I Like To Watch” w/ Trixie and Katya???

[@shellyenglish]

I 💯 agree! I always think that to myself when I watch Juno’s videos. I wish that she could make longer videos and be able to upload them more often. She deserves to have the people at Netflix editing her work and paying for all of her makeup! This is the content the world needs and deserves. lol 💚💚💚

[@barbietkach]

I never get over when she takes her sunglasses off 😭😭😭 I live for the drama

[@mzk_iu2725]

1:32 Juno takes off glasses: "I can see everything CLEARLY now!" I take off glasses: "Didn't know I was in an impressionist painting, but work I guess"

[@rosalina5328]

this is an underrated comment

[@worrywirt]

As someone with shit eyes, I like the option of being able to turn into a flash coloured blob! 😂

[@marlataylor2515]

the guide to feel good about yourself: talk to yourself the way juno talks to herself

[@JamesS-qk1pi]

“I’ve been eating too many Pringles” Literally sat watching this with a tub of ready salted Pringles. I am basic yes I am.

[@latyciapagan4525]

I'm eating Spicy Cheetos....

[@Seeigh]

salted pringles are the very best! they a classic!

[@jimmydalgleish8519]

Everyone: morpheeee Juno: morf. It’s amazing

[@THENAFERATU]

Juno is Gold, actually better - a Diamond.

[@MrKYLONG123]

I love how Juno does these really intricate eye looks, one different from the other, and she covers them up with eyeglasses afterwards. Stunning really, gorgeous

[@lizz83]

the talent of using a green screen while also having green skin,,,literally stunning

[@RonaldDotCa]

Blue screen maybe?

[@holymacaroni6920]

the amount of times birch almost laughed at herself makes me feel so good knowing she also finds herself hilarious

[@brookjackson675]

when juno is a gamer and a beauty guru and a beautiful STUNNIN alien/plant person

[@phoenixliv]

Joy Desprit is quaking

[@capturesintime639]

AH THAT JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPRESSION THROWS ME OFF EVERYTIME, YES! 😂

[@GamerBunny2024]

Yes! It's so on point 👏

[@avita9036]

You’re the only thing keeping me sane right now YES that is happening

[@somethingmischievous2453]

Or maybe the only one keeping us insane but in a good way.

[@FGolding]

Me after I buy my first plant and put it in my room: *I am the plant queen and I have arrived*

[@lusy5259]

Uploaded 13 seconds ago. Yes, that's happening!

[@tdawg6365]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the fridge in this entire quarantine whenever Juno mentions it

[@jvdybsjnsjh]

I thought the look was done when she recorded the intro (as if she recorded it at the end). Then she started contouring on top of her green skin and took it to a whole different level - STUNNING!

[@greentape7817]

11:12 WAS EVERYTHING I want that to be my ringtone and every possible alarm and replace all the sirens on emergency vehicles.

[@lewis6629]

how is she on a green screen but yet fully green

[@emilyc1905]

I think it might be a blue screen

[@radicalgrrrl]

yea no seriously

[@dedeflowers2406]

Witchcraft, it’s the only possible answer 🤷‍♀️

[@nathancroft22]

Yeah the lucozade bottle she drinks from is see through at some parts so it’s probably a purple or dark blue/blue screen

[@liz257]

Its not a greenscreen shes actually sitting in a hedge 😔👌

[@taracrane8629]

“OH! Look who has joined the party! It is the fridge.” 😂 7:22

[@arnobasson9532]

Juno looking like a beautiful, freshly rolled spliff and I'm HERE for it!

[@shellyenglish]

I am absolutely in love with Miss Juno Birch. She is mine and my boyfriend’s crush! Hehe I could watch her do her makeup and play Sims all day and never get enough. Also, I never hear the fridge and so it never fails to crack me up when she calls it out for making its noisy entrance to the party. How very dare it.✋👁👄👁🤚

[@skrzyp2820]

juno is that one cactus in the corner of my room judging me

[@cb-wi1cq]

Your little giggle after calling it a morf brush absolutely tore me asunder omfg ♡ WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!

[@joedakween1944]

‘THE CORNEAS ARE BEING ATTACKED EVERYBODY!’

[@leeroyleeroy]

I was expecting her to say "Her name is Jean... And she is GREEN"

[@zosiamanijak3877]

it's been so long but i'm still surprised when I see Juno's eyeballs

[@maggie4105]

i've been watching juno for so long i'm confused when i see someone with a natural skin color

[@uberoll8677]

no one: absolutely no one: Cornea: I FEEL VERY ATTACKED

[@taranoreilly5101]

3:43 that little moment where she breaks character for half a second has me cackling. Love you Juno!

[@francescab2157]

Those earrings are SO very stunning!!

[@Dreamcess]

THAT FINGER makes me laugh every time 🤣

[@zoebellas8901]

Juno's nose is amazing. I want surgery to have a nose shaped like that

[@taracrane8629]

I thought I was the only one!

[@jackh.3052]

Same 😧 my nose is disgustingly stunning

[@gretaweiss6802]

Yes. Juno’s nose is very gorgeous. Mine, sadly, is STUNNINGLY disgusting! 😒😒

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

11:40 PERFECT Jennifer Coolidge that “ooooh”

[@ajaspaja2702]

You're like the only (not) person that looks interesting but is even more interesting as a person

[@johnwright2911]

Your Jennifer Coolidge impersonations are brilliant!

[@catalinatoneatti]

"Omg that went right in my cornea" I physically felt that.

[@taracrane8629]

“I’m going to start here” ...👀... “Yes I am.” 5:48

[@saradaydream3212]

im literally turning 21 in few minutes and thats how i wanna celebrate

[@teresafeltner6947]

That nose is so snatched, I'm surprised you can breathe thru it! Stunning plant fantasy!

[@poxana2891]

I love how the mirror matches the dress perfectly. Stunning.

[@Alexa-xr3jb]

I wish I had this level of confidence and self-love

[@witchcorpse]

The amount of time I used to spend in Afflecks Palace. That's a throwback and a half. Stunning.

[@deniselisboa1]

This is the most stunning makeoP i've ever seen

[@kesheenaduzar]

honestly the first thing i thought of was “go gardevoir give us everything”

[@othiagomontes]

1:55 you know that juno is in love with a palete when she starts mixing foundation on it

[@madziie45]

Juno: *im feeling very polleney* People with hay fever: 👁👄👁

[@VaguelyMeandering]

I absolutely adore Juno's self confidence. She is STUNNING! Yes, this is HAPPENING!

[@avachristiansen7703]

I never noticed what a stunning color your eyes were! The green really makes them pop

[@PrinceSSss-e9y]

She's so stunning that she doesn't even blend into her Green screen

[@lumanaughty1025]

It’s wild how she doesn’t even wear makeup and she just wakes up looking this STUNNING

[@lorenzopiccini8142]

She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment, now come on now

[@DJUniMekaju]

Juno has chameleon skin fo' realz. All heil ze alien queen! Also, that Sugarpill palette is adorable AF! 🤯

[@kennethcases6952]

Juno: We're going to get this foundation brush which is a m O r P H *smirk* I AM WHEEZING 💀💀💀

[@prettyghostxo]

Hello Pollenation technition the *StUnNiNg* *IcOn*

[@flashchelsar]

This look is giving me life!!! YAAAAAAS!! ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

[@pixelfox420]

I think the beauty community needs more drag queens like Juno.

[@ttomiie]

I think she finally figured out how “Morphe” was pronounced. *looks into camera* I would have never had to courage to correct her. 💕

[@mcgee779]

Now THIS content right here has the beauty community shook! Lots of love to you Juno💕

[@Thingsandstuff69]

I’ve rewatched this for the Alanis sing-along no less than fifteen times. The way she closes her eyes to really put her soul into that last line. 💜

[@Julia990]

This is the content I needed and didn't know I needed. Iconic.

[@gigilarsen]

Watching The Stunning Juno Birch while doing some absolutely stunning collage artwork 💕 this day could not get better

[@ImThatGirlyy]

IM A SKEEB IM A WADDLE IM A POODLE LITTLE WAFFLE SKEEET

[@stephaniemcphearghuis2124]

Juno is my favorite makeup tutorial teacher. I don't even wear makeup!!! She's so neato to watch. 🌈❤️✌️

[@xingcat]

The fridge is determined to become a featured guest star in every video.

[@faizaruby5836]

watching you having a good time and feeling yourself while doing make up, makes me happy! We stand a stunning queen!

[@ch0bb284]

she’s such a stunning plant! The alien has came out too be an absolutely gorgeous plant :3

[@lukethomas658]

I love how much fun you seem to have getting made up. Always makes me smile.

[@Regina-ol3mr]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference,

[@raecheldeaton]

Juno is so phenomenally confident. “I am gorgeous, yes I am.” Now I look at myself in the mirror and tell myself “I am gorgeous, yes I am. Absolutely stunning.”

[@madanonymous]

I can't wait for Juno to make a Sim, use the "Replace Head' cheat on the same Sim, and... "Oh, LOOK WHO'S JOINED THE PARTY! It's the Fridge!" Also, Juno is always stunning. A vision in verde.

[@katharinehe]

Ok but hear me out: what if she does this with Becky

[@madanonymous]

@@katharinehe Insert an "Is your fridge running?" joke when Becky is running around, and you've got yourself a deal!

[@DanAlva24]

Absolutely stunning that nose contour made me even feel skinny 🥰❤️

[@brennanb4027]

"I've gotten quite old," ma'am you are 23 do not try to pull an adele on me

[@JeremyMYG]

“Feeling green” The skin changing mood ring story arc is blooming quite nicely. Stunning.

[@enderwiggins8248]

Her stream of consciousness fills my roots

[@michellejeitner9300]

Juno!!! I love you💚💚💚💚 and I Think you’re absolutely hilarious !!!!!! “Oh look who joined us , the refrigerator” 🤣🤣🤣

[@blockcolormister]

I wish you could commentate my day - “ Christopher has done a haircut and it is stunning ! He has arrived”. Pause ! Peace and love from Nashville y’all

[@lornagarcia5421]

I love her! Stunning, Iconic & that’s happening!

[@avocadotoast7367]

Juno you're so unique and special, I hope you never make to Drag Race, i feel that would corrupt what's unique and precious about your energy

[@omelette_Doo]

Being corrupted is not gorgeous. Yes, we will infect drag with our energy and it will be very very gorgeous, yes, stunning

[@christophercounts25]

I’ve never been into makeup, but I watch all of Juno’s makeup videos just because she’s an absolute ICON and I would literally watch her do anything.

[@andreia5764]

therapy: expensive, no guarantee of success juno’s videos: free, can and will heal the world and leave u feeling stunning

[@usuallyiate3387]

The amount of times you have said gorgeous is just so lovely darling 💕

[@janekohh7383]

"I love using smolll brushess😳" lmao 🤭😂

[@ayelaii]

Juno's Jennifer Coolidge impressions (at least, that's what I'm assuming they are) absolutely kill me. They're so spot on, love it!

[@Sarah-yb7yv]

I still cant figure out if her intro is "yes today I am going to do my makeup" or "yesterday I am going to do my makeup" because thats what I understand every single time 👁👄👁

[@malice_macabre]

Juno looks like a glamourous plant goddess and I'm living for that aesthetic jskdkdjdkjdkd