Jurard CHALLENGED ALTARE to FIGHT but INSTANTLY REGRETTED IT! 【Holostars EN | Jurard T Rexford】

[@zephshoir]

Everyone understimates Altaire because of his chill vibes, but the dude could probably break all of our backs without issue...

[@5012khgia]

speak for yourself😭i beg to differ

[@artist0154]

people forget that he was an e-sports coach, 4th degree black belt in taekwondo, 2nd degree black belt in kumdo, declined to play in a professional overwatch team, he is *the leader* for a reason!

[@marion19]

@@artist0154 and altare learn muaythai too

[@WanderTheNomad]

He's the smiling threatening type, like Unohana from Bleach

[@KingOfYamimakai]

​@@marion19Yea Jurard pick the wrong guy to try and start a fight with as Altare would probably send him back to ARMIS Tavern on a stretcher in a full body cast.

[@bombader2677]

Jurard is like that loud mouth kid in school, who talks shit from behind the guy who does the actual fighting.

[@daizeemi]

Volume warning "For the rest of the clip" Best timpstamp ever LMAO

[@candypiggy]

Altare: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you Jurjur: looks like he can kill you but actually a cinnamon roll/babygurl

[@jey9269]

omg yes !!!

[@ChronosLawliet123]

Don't worry Bancho, even if Altare knows martial arts, you have your powerful sonic attacks

[@KingOfYamimakai]

A Throat Chop would silence Jurard then combo attack would finish him off.

[@hungurione]

The (designated) leaders have a beef with each other is my new favorite arc

[@TheRealVordox]

Meanwhile Fuma Miyabi and Altare has the bromance leadership.

[@KingOfYamimakai]

@@TheRealVordoxI mean Altare respect his senpai so him being chill with his two senpai is normal. Now for Kohais he probably has a limit on how much they can annoy him until he decide to send them to the hospital. Thankfully the Vanguard don't annoy Altare at all, but Jurard here seem to like to push all the wrong button resulting in him being on Altare's list of people he want to send to the hospital.

[@bbulann]

I love the relationship between jurard and his manager! It was so funny especially when shikamane trolls him lmao

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

Jurard is gonna regret challenging the demon lord himself 😂

[@KRNNT-]

Yea, it's like hololive ones challenging Korone but worse since Altare seems to be very active when he's younger. He got veiny arms (borrowing Magni's words) and if that doesn't indicate his strength, I don't know..... Worse, he brought his genmate into it.😂

[@KingOfYamimakai]

It's basically Yhwach challenging Genryusai Yamamoto that hasn't gone soft and still have both his arm while remaining old.

[@Fanimati0n]

​@KRNNT- if there are two people in starsEN I don't wanna fuck with, it's Altare & Flayon

[@KRNNT-]

@@Fanimati0n Yeaa, I was surprised when I saw a clip that Flay did 10 push up before and after sleep. Lol

[@aeris786]

It's the panicked wheezes for me

[@MunnaAmor]

Lmao, he backpedalled soo fast! But for real, a 3D live exhibition fight between the martial artists of Holostars would be some seriously holy grail content, imo.

[@thung977]

So Temma vs Aruran vs Oga vs Altare.

[@MunnaAmor]

​@@thung977There's also Astel, but he's so much smaller than the others that it probably wouldn't be fair 😅

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@MunnaAmor Astel being smaller only means he can swerve further into your guard to make you regret the challenge. lol

[@stroodlepup]

​@@DinnerForkTonguemeanwhile, astel bunnyhopping into a body shot

[@marion19]

@@thung977dont forget astel and izuru..those two are karate black belt

[@Sharkie03]

For anyone who wants to know in how many ways Altare could f you up here’s an old zatsudan vod where he mentions the multiple martial arts and sports he learned! Timestamps in the comments by Lia!! kzbin.info7L10Z2-1F48?si=CNHUOOYZ93RZ7ZPc

[@dammit3048]

How did this not get clipped!?

[@krishnansubramoni7801]

Woah, I did not know about this! Thank you 💙

[@krishnansubramoni7801]

Jurard has no idea just how screwed he is for challenging Altare 😂. Altare can mess you up in-game and IRL. Another comment posted a link to an Altare VOD where Altare talks about life stuff - including martial arts skills. Also, Altare is the guy who walks outside at 3am alone 😂

[@jey9269]

I REALLY LOVE HIS ENERGY !!! HE'S SOOO REAL.

[@frances_b]

The cream of the top about this is when Jurard used the same ending stream BGM as Altare, then Altare later proceeds to give Jurard a 'warning' from his last stream😂

[@xue.0w0]

Dinosaurs and Chickens are related after all (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[@blurey8569]

2:40 the wheezing 😂

[@Kaorukung]

Jurard: Let me private this VOD. I just want to beat boy failure allegation. Me: ... This VOD? When your entire VOD collection is pure boy failure experience??

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Me:... Banchou, every single stream of yours is boyfailure experience.

[@ara-od8qy]

when did this boyfailure allegation starts lmao

[@Zircaa]

2:07 i knew he could do voice but I momentarily forgot when I looked away and thought another video started playing-

[@ashfallz]

The wheezing😂 please! he’s too funny!

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Hmm. Context matters. Below are the leader's HP BAR: Jurard [===============] 25/25 Altare [===========] 7805/7805

[@ekozoidmajiker6186]

imagine a noob player challenging a lv 99 boss 🪦

[@KingOfYamimakai]

Correction on Altare. His HP bar is 99999 and his power is 99999 which basically mean you're screwed Jurard as all Altare need to do is flick you just to kill you.

[@purpy_burpy]

THE WHEEZING LMFAO 😭😭😭

[@jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376]

Altare after seeing that: If you want to challenge me... You must beat someone who can kick your butt. Jurard: Who are the [********] that I need to beat! Hakka! Calli! Shinri! Altare: Kobo, this dinosaur wants to play with you. Kobo: Yeah, I got a new toy. Let's go Jura *Jurard ran away from Kobo: Everyone knows that Jurard dislikes kids* Hey! Jura ran away! Coward! You must be a relative of Mommy Kiwawa! A coward chicken! Altare: Kobo, Kiara-senpai is a phoenix. Their employees are the chickens, but them are more brave than Jurard.

[@pemuditersesat]

The best counter is bluekusogaki😂

[@margo_rita24]

Jurard is a teakettle!!

[@Ellina_Crystal]

Altare declared war on Jurard during that Headbangers stream for using his BGM outro. RIP dino princess o7

[@chalkwarrior5542]

jurard talking like a tea kettle (i don't know how else to describe it) made me laugh most of all

[@dayday0229]

dude who had a big dream for a sec

[@KingOfYamimakai]

I doubt ARMIS can beat Tempus since they have Flarion with his mech and unless ARMIS have some kind of anti mech weapon Tempus well sweep them clean. Also I think Shinri would probably pick them off one by one with his Bow and Arrow.

[@HazelKnight34]

goldbullet when

[@EnryanTheHero]

I think if Octavio uses his puppet hax he can level the mech playing field but ARMIS is fighting at a numbers disadvantage at present

[@SpookyTree255]

​@@EnryanTheHerothe thing is that in the little lore we have, ARMIS is brutally powerful (ironically with the sole exception of Jurard because we dont have any kind of reference as of what his "dinosaur genes" can do) Ruse have superhuman strengh, but also does Axel, so hes the more manageable, Goldbullet and specially Octavio on the other hand... Those two are broken, GB is impervious to any kind of pain and toxin and Octavio's puppetearing is one of the most dangerous skills in the whole Holostars roster since he can easily control corrupted beasts, creatures that we canonically know that Hakka, Shinri, Flayon and Bettwl struggle to defeat.

[@KingOfYamimakai]

@@SpookyTree255Tempus's goal is to defeat the Corrupted Beast without killing them so they can research them ARMIS just want to be Number One so they don't care if they kill the Corrupted Beast. In short Tempus holds back while ARMIS goes full throttle. It due to this reason Hakka, Flayon, Shinri, and Bettel struggle to defeat Corrupted Beast as they're holding back on their full power so they don't kill the Corrupted Beast.

[@ayokishio]

jurard literally reminds me of itto as a school boy hes so cute aaaa 🥹💕

[@Mordred14394]

nobody is giving him a break 😅

[@smokeyc21]

This is the clip I was waiting for

[@spaceroot8166]

this makes me want to see the " sapakan sa ace hardware" again

[@JAND4LISMS]

not the online rambulan again 😂

[@bunneza]

Leader is like Shanks He is just chilling until suddenly you are getting hit by his CoC cannon heueheueheu

[@Tizjiz]

Altare: “have you seen the life escape a man’s body?”

[@guromaiden2026]

IRL altare has black belt 2nd dan in taekwando iirc

[@owitch]

4th degree black belt in taekwondo and a 2nd degree black belt in kumdo (Korean's Kendo). He also has experience in other martial arts such as Hapkido & Muay Thai.

[@guromaiden2026]

@@owitch sasuga leader

[@hakurou8960]

@@owitch holy!

[@Fanimati0n]

​@guromaiden2026 his only rival is Flayon who leader fears the strength of. If there's 3 people I don't wanna fuck with, it's Altare, Flayon, & Korone

[@lidiaaachan4096]

That's why i love Altare, kobo must be proud of her own older brother❤

[@museless_art]

He's never beating the boyfailure alligations, in fact hes providing even more proof

[@blazcraz6992]

He's such a Paper Tiger. Hahahaha.

[@DefinitelyNotIU]

Call him Jurard T Rexord because he's gonna get the F beaten outta him

[@SValeriousY]

the dinosaur forgot he is challenging a demon lord

[@stroodlepup]

Jurard and Altare at the back of an Ace hardware

[@curtiscklau7838]

"I'm playing with the kids, I can't blow all my loads in one shot" 💀

[@Mordred14394]

yabai indeed

[@lujixcjml]

LMDAO

[@Chocoffee_battery]

This guy's more yabai than altare who just like kids.

[@lionelk.y7233]

Alright Dream

[@HudaefCares]

Ehem, "below jobs".

[@shadowbreakerr5456]

Its all fun and games until Demon God King Regis Altare shows up.

[@lemonadeislife9278]

sniper check martial arts check a fukin demon lord which also a leader of a guild check yep we got a fried t-rex soon on stream

[@Taiki_Kago_X]

Kuya J, do you have a death wish saying that to him? 🤣

[@N-Rod357]

The Battle between Leader and Bancho, battle of the century

[@sei9176]

Am I the only one freaking out over how familiar his voice is to a certain vtuber that went on hiatus??? XDDD

[@Earl2527]

🤫😏

[@FragonoiD]

It's Lolo 😁

[@548152]

I need the en boys to debut their 3d and do a wrestling contest or something

[@DatManuka]

Never Back Down 2: Back Down Harder Starring Jurard T Rexford

[@blazcraz6992]

I'M ALL IN!!! LET'S GOO. ARMISSSSS ARMY!!!!

[@cheetahgabriella]

In the end he didn't get to beat the allegations of boyfailure :C

[@severussnape2917]

He's adorable haha

[@ivanpaijolin9128]

Shit I can't stop laughing at jurad being fucking energetic into moaning in a span of secons Help

[@TheRealVordox]

Tempus vs ARMIS? Oh dear.... In Fall guys? OH DEAR. (Do they dare invite Holostars too? OH MY DEAR GOD)!

[@kungfucandy8885]

3:10 I imagine him turning into a wiggly paper cut like yuji😂😂😂😂

[@lidiaaachan4096]

That's why i love Altare, kobo must be proud of her own older brother❤

[@abielmendoza3907]

Its just shanks and buggy all iver again

[@Leithener]

Dude's asking for a bonk

[@sifu_keiko]

this is what ive been waiting forrr HAHAHAH thank you

[@hombre6604]

Now I need the whole holostars EN to do a ring fight in 3D

[@conkle7955]

Dinoboy really do be a glass cannon

[@bulldowozer5858]

Didn't knew he could do such a great -Pika- Henya impression!

[@raffz.8507]

MY GOD WHY HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT I LOVE HIM SM (HES SUCH A BBG HELP)

[@anahhasanah6891]

The name "RAGUS" also acknowledge by jurard lol😂

[@C_Bat]

T-rex vs Demon Lord, who would win? I think it's pretty clear XD

[@fluffylein]

Its just cute how chaotic and loud jurard is😂❤

[@flackenstien]

This dude's a wiot.

[@hirikaravt]

Holostars EN Wrestling When?

[@Fishnberg]

bros life really do feel like a anime

[@generic_guitar_player]

Jurad like ollie and alter like kaela same war

[@noonajinjin]

why jurard calling altare with ragus? where is that come from? maybe chat, not problem.

[@hombre6604]

it is from the chat 😂 someone said it and he read it

[@muhammadilham4245]

The only one who can defeat Altare is his own sister😂😂

[@russianarji]

bro folded

[@diaquallo]

0:34 bruh why

[@mouchii_ee]

Wait....why he sounds like someone that i know??....... Kamiya jyuu sama??

[@nekomekoplays]

Yes

[@watzittooya7499]

You're late

[@MCtinRad]

cringe king vs cringe king lets goooo

[@fauxvier8519]

Oh god its selen but male