Jurassic Park but it's ruined by AI

[@ianpeters3095]

A.I...uh...finds a way.

[@micha-elhorus5799]

Underrated

[@CaptainDarkFighter]

BAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT

[@carnivorehitman]

Best comment! 🤣

[@LeGIoN8787]

Lmao that got me

[@quistan2]

604 and counting people read this comment in perfect Jeff Goldbloom stereo.

[@daltysmilth]

So they DID have King Kong on the Island.

[@slimkuns]

Gigantopithecus agrees with this

[@larry101trk2]

3:01 he even showed up again to brawl with Rexy

[@michaelmclean5803]

Yes on the blu Ray version

[@maxeisenhardt8800]

And Hammond invited Nosferatu. Spared no expense.

[@_MaZTeR_]

Mmmm... monke

[@grumpymonk9908]

Honestly, seeing Gennaro with vampire fangs was top tier

[@slimkuns]

One of my fav parts.

[@theforgeryttv6449]

The AI agreed with Hammond's view of lawyers being bloodsuckers and literally made him one. And, they're right.

And about to give me nightmares for the rest of my life !

[@JammedClipper]

Accurate 😂

[@Enkarashaddam]

Most accurate lawyer

[@GForceGavmax]

"Looks more like a six-foot turkey!" *Vaporizes child*

[@albertomartinez2449]

I was expecting to see him rip his stomach with the raptor claw like he explains in the movie

[@wolfeli2376]

I love that King Kong wanted to square up every time Rexy was involved xD

[@Game4ALaugh]

It's what the AI wants - Monster mash-up. Let's make it happen, the match everyone has been waiting for who came first Dino v Primate.. King Kong vs T-Rex vs... Godzilla!?!?!.. who invited him. Blockbuster of the summer.

[@kensungames9326]

Yeah I was hoping for a Kong vs Rex fight at the end

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Peter Jackson king Kong

[@averagejoeschmoe9186]

Kong's got zero tolerance when it comes to that dino violence 😤

[@MGOFor3ver]

It looked like a Family Guy sketch tbh 😂

[@veselinasenov5935]

Every time the characters are holding something, the AI makes them eat it.

[@LewisZepher]

That...seems to be a reoccurring theme in a lot of AI generated videos. I don't know if it's from prompts or if this is how computers see the humans as a whole.

[@WarlonWinterheart]

@@LewisZepher That is what we are ngl

[@jobogriff]

The AI cannot understand what or why humans eat. All it can understand is that we do it. Therefore, in the twisted nodes of its electric mind, humans eat everything.

[@legitbeans9078]

The ai was hungry that day

[@LewisZepher]

@@legitbeans9078 It makes sense now! AI yearns to know what food tastes like!

[@michaelmclean5803]

5:05 velociraptor got tired of chasing the kids and just decided to cook his own meal.

[@jhibbitt1]

nah he was just getting all the ingredients ready for when he cooked them

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

_Clever girl._

[@Tellmo252]

I'll thumbs up that one.

[@Natural_Intelligence_]

And then called support

[@daowonimdee]

He got tired of hunting and gathering. 😂😅

[@Intrepid_Crusader1096]

5:49 "Jurassic Park is filmed in front of a live studio audience."

[@S0ulfire84]

You gotta admit the T-Rex was a pretty good actor

[@Mizikame]

It adds to why Jurassic Park “feels soo real”

[@S0ulfire84]

@@Mizikame the t-rex when people say t-rex should have feathers: 😤

[@Fulkoff]

"APPLAUSE" "Do Not Eat"

[@robertbench5187]

Sitcom

[@filmart430]

3:58…”Dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.”…then proceeds to eat the hell out of that shell!😂😂😂

[@andrewdeltoro5296]

I was laughing for 5 minutes! 😂

[@Eriqzzzz]

The look on the girls faces, priceless lol

[@georgenelson9038]

​@@EriqzzzzHahaha yeah lol'd at that one

[@RuntimeRacer]

I lost it when toilet seat and passenger launched to space 😂

[@Vangror]

It's just like that easter egg in Starcraft 2 where you can launch an outhouse into space

[@Madking12357]

Alan: Try to imagine yourself in the cretaceous period 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙨

[@slimkuns]

He's a rational man

[@chachawho435]

average day in the dread fort

[@JB-xl2jc]

"So sad to hear about the end of the Ligma period" "Isn't it supposed to be the Jurassic perio-" "Ligma Balls" *Atomizes child*

[@kev3d]

Little shit had it coming.

[@lainhikaru5657]

He takes archeology very serious after all.

[@georgepatton2957]

Lost it when King Kong kept showing up

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

that was the worst part because kign kong sucks, mammals in general aren't very cool but king kong especially. Don't understand why anyone would ever like a primate as an animal. They're like humans but with all their worst phsyical atrributes ever.

[@georgepatton2957]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 He's just a big monkey bro it's not that deep

[@slimkuns]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Excuse me!! I will have to know that my Grandmother was a mammal.

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

@@slimkuns Nah sorry buddy the prompts were pretty funny but shoving king kong everywhere was severely unfortunate little guy. A better imagination is needed next time, something that isn't a primate tbh.

[@Marioandstarwarsfan]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347so i see you are hating. Bro just leave it to yourself

[@SgtBearPatrol]

I can barely breathe. This is so hysterical and perfect. The ai taking 1 throwaway line about King Kong and making him a recurring character is amazing.

[@Anellabennett]

Honestly the fact he made so many appearances - the name needs to be changed to Jurassic Park ft. King Kong

[@SgtBearPatrol]

@@Anellabennett I would totally watch a feature version of that.

[@fulgencioroldano3773]

I didn't stop laughing for several minutes, it took away my depression, I cried frantically laughing, this video is therapeutic, it's a gem.

[@LiteratureEastandWest]

It’s a great video isn’t it. Hope you’re doing well and getting help if you need it 💪🏼

[@Gappernat33]

0:35 Alan just goes straight up Homelander on the kid lol

[@averageperson8882]

1:15 with Malcolm and the Lawyer playing with toy dinosaurs and two randoms showing up to watch absolutely creased me.

[@whitworth5s248]

Dr Malcolm's weird growling laugh works so well there, too. That's the exact sound I'd expect coming from a grown man playing with dinosaur stuffies with his lawyer.

[@jimb.7523]

Tbf, those toys belonged to the two random guys. "Those are OUR toys!"

[@ishowslow5044]

We gana ignore how he magically turned his hat into a Marketable Trex plushie?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

The faces of the randos were so bizarre. It's like AI can't distinguish between marvel and terror.

[@ianswift3521]

some of those stills immediately after that timestamp could be framed.

[@ZombieChicken1310]

0:21 Paleontologist eats ambar 1:03 Nedry gets force-fed an entire barbasol can 1:58 Hammond eats raptor fetus 3:25 Nedry yet again delights himself with barbasol shaving foam 4:06 Grant enjoys a raptor egg breakfast 5:31 Rats devour an entire velociraptor The AI is really obsessed with food for some reason

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

You forgot the scene at 5:05 with the raptor cooking with a skillet. It's settled then; AI is controlled by the Hobbits.

[@ThunderHunter-h7w]

Also it obsessed with kisses and King Kong vs t-Rex brawl

[@NikolayDPR]

Everyone knows that one shaving foam is healthier than ten scrambled eggs))

[@CyberSpider35]

And sex. Just like humans. They also obsessed with these two thing. I mean... us.

[@ZombieChicken1310]

@@ThunderHunter-h7w AI probably had an orgasm when it saw the Kong vs Meat-eater fight

[@Thedarkshadow259]

2:08 "Blood Sucking lawyer." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Literally 🤣

[@flakdampler11]

2:46 the triceratops abruptly exploding into a meat fountain surprised me so much hahaha

[@3Rings4ElvenKings]

Dr Hammond pops the wine cork. "Hey! We were saving that!" "For today!" Chugs the entire bottle and has a massive seizure. lol

[@josephchavez1489]

My face was hurting from laughter from that scene 🤣🤣🤣

[@el_senor_xan]

Dr Satler is kissing everybody LOL

[@slimkuns]

She's more dangerous than the raptors.

[@ZombieChicken1310]

Everyone but Grant, sadly

[@undead9999]

more like cucking Alan at every chance XD

[@daviemanuel8055]

@@ZombieChicken1310 Poor Grant...

[@urcookin]

@@ZombieChicken1310she got Grant when Sam L’s arm flopped out.

[@Tritonprime]

5:38 Bro why did he had to do him like that so hard?😂😂

[@Ufuk0810]

Best part of the video.

[@M1GarandMan3005]

The noogie of death!!!

[@kingkazma3246]

@@M1GarandMan3005 Grant's secret archeological technique of the Andes Mountains.

[@favierex]

The moment I saw this video at this part I was dying laughing hard 😂😂😂

[@gamerz8220]

Giving him an oil massage

[@Lalop3]

Are you telling me that King Kong was in charge of opening and closing the gate to Jurassic Park?

[@jammin2575]

Yep this is the version Spielberg didn’t want you to see, King Kong had to get a job.

[@YEY0806]

​@jammin2575 Honestly, a crossover between Peter Jackson's King Kong and Jurassic Park sounds kinda cool actually

[@meucachorro1689]

"God Dammit, King Kong! Not agai!"

[@silverwurm]

Always has been

[@michaelnewbury6548]

Who else is big enough?

[@benwatson6729]

Not even 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing after the gatekeeper got popped like a balloon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nooneofconsequence1586]

I'm sending this to all the people who told me Jurassic Park could not be any better. Every single one of them.

[@Parker_-gc2do]

4:35 Oh, Mr Arnold

[@jummyran]

That part got me lol

[@maffy715]

Yeah that one hit different considering he was canonically dead

[@michaelkata2342]

He's holding on to somebody's butt.

[@ASRMN27]

Lmao that caught me off guard

[@fulgencioroldano3773]

Best part

[@fairwarning007]

0:26 I was expecting/hoping for Dr. Grant to spontaneously turn into a 6 foot turkey and attack the kid 😝

[@dannylopez5976]

I expecting him to pull out the Velociraptor claw and gut him.

[@Jesus-qv5sw]

​@@dannylopez5976 to turn into a velocirraptor

[@nahtatrolI]

Sadly, all he did was revert the kid to a Neanderthal skeleton.

[@IDontWannaHandleYT]

@@dannylopez5976that was my exact same thought process. Missed opportunity

[@MrChristianDT]

Make the kid actually try to imagine what he's saying, then have a complete mental breakdown.

[@jamesvan2201]

3:14 me in a nightmare, trying to escape, but for some reason, in my nightmares, my ability to fly always messes up and I end up only able to float 3 feet off the ground.😂

[@ripperroxx5862]

Looks like King Kong really has a grudge against that T. Rex😂

[@GodzillaFanBoy7688]

2:00 John Hammond: dinosaur omelet mmmmmmm Everyone else: flabbergasted, shocked, surprised,devastated

[@MisterGreenw00d]

Dr. Grant smacking Hammond to the ground is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂 I did not expected that

[@bryanferratt6598]

I wish he could do that to Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.

[@INDORAPTOR_GAMIN]

4:47 bro violated the gun 😭

[@maguicobain3805]

SPAS 12? More like SPUSSY 12.

[@bryanferratt6598]

Just like Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.

[@ZyklonBeast12]

​@@maguicobain3805Damn lol

[@Anellabennett]

Honestly, this is the one that sent me 😅

[@daviddanddroid]

4:47 "lemme show you what I do with clever girls"

[@RaptorssOFC]

The Raptor Cooking 💀

[@Bookspine5]

Scrambled!!!

[@Enkarashaddam]

Let him cook

[@aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

Clever girl

[@thomasb1722]

Let him cook

[@warrenwoodhouse]

“You’re supposed to come down here and defend me and all I have is the bloodsucking lawyer!” - perfect timing with the bloodsucking vampire! 🧛‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

[@SergioHernandez-le8wp]

John Hammond chugging the champagne before even telling why he's there is awesome, though😂

[@lordfrieza3792]

Alan killed that kid by turning into Neanderthal bone binoculars. 😂

[@ChubbsMcgoo]

This shit is always fascinating to me. I feel like if we get to the point where we record dreams in a digital video format they'd look a lot like AI videos.

[@slimkuns]

Totally

[@k4rec4]

You mean "nightmares", right? 😅

[@the_SolLoser]

Both.

[@KairuHakubi]

my dreams look exactly like this, and it pisses me off. i wanna think about pretty things and all i see is twisty ugly people.

[@the_SolLoser]

@@KairuHakubi fascinating. I wonder... is that how you typically see/feel about other people? I normally see faceless people in my dreams because i dont care for most people irl. I ignore them & even if i have to interact with them, it is usually forgotten in a few hours or immediately (depending on the context). I see most people as bland or boring.

[@CloverKismet]

I haven't laughed so much on youtube in ages! Thank you. 😂

[@patricialeon4613]

5:42 😆😂👑🦖

[@CloverKismet]

Oh.. 😱 Scatter! *You don't have to run faster than the T-rex, just faster than the person behind you. R.I.P

[@Recxist]

Same 😂

[@Anellabennett]

It’s past midnight and I have work tomorrow… the bed is shaking as I’m laughing trying not to wake the other half up. This is the best thing I’ve watched in a while on here, and yes, I’ve been here since day one… It’s the Hammond shaking every opportunity he gets for me, also wasn’t expecting Muldoon to start licking the gun. We need more - please add some classic movies I, as an 80s kid grew up watching (Terminator, Predator, Robocop, Alien etc) please!

[@Stylescorey]

2:01 Not hammod eating the contents of the egg 😭 THE SCIENTIST FACES LMAOO

[@soulsinsomniac734]

5:39 is the best one, alan was a teeny bit frustrated

[@jaelgarcia8736]

😂😂😂 yaaaaa

[@TSTHPS]

1:27 Why does grant have like 27 pairs of glasses?!

[@slimkuns]

Just like the Trex, he's eyes no work so great.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

@@slimkuns I don’t blame him 😂🤣💀

[@AresLeviathan]

He went from being Dr. Grant to Doc Brown in 2 seconds.

[@bentonrp]

If you slow it down, some of them come out of his eyes 😂

[@G_de_Coligny]

New to this AI charly foxtrot ? Lucky guy…

[@Majima_Nowhere]

3:22 "I don't have any food!" _Becomes cream cheese_

[@forgotten893]

Dude nervously starts eating right in front of the hungry dinosaur.

[@TyTimeIsAwesome]

AI was so precoccupied if it could, it didn't stop to think it if it should.

[@Webslinger8484]

AI reminds me of my dreams at night, I'm either waking up laughing or crapping my pants.

[@Estelar2003]

3:13 I Believe I Can Fly

[@GavinRose-d5l]

Gennaro tried to escape on his magic toilet.

[@Infinity.Plus.1]

He touched the sky alright. 😂

[@jimb.7523]

I mean, he IS a vampire!

[@silverwurm]

He joined the skibbity toilet army

[@FrenchToastedz]

....on a toilet across the sky 🎵

[@neonthebluinkling]

5:04 why is speckles the tarbosaurus holding a frying pan?! lmao

[@slimkuns]

speckles the tarbosaurus... made me lol

[@neonthebluinkling]

@@slimkuns lol how

[@slimkuns]

@@neonthebluinkling Just read it and laughed 😅

[@ZachRiley-ql6po]

Lol, I miss that movie

[@giallotriplostrato]

hol up, let him cook

[@FaolanHart]

"Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.”

[@jothePianoMaster13]

Reading capitalized letters at the beginning of each word makes me feel like I'm going to have a stroke

[@ChipsConnoisseur]

The velociraptor frying in the kitchen, cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ken_Yamato]

That bottle of wine is packing a stupidly strong punch. 😂😂😂

[@RivaStyx]

That kid getting vaporised for science 😭😭

[@Virjunior01]

I heard on a podcast last year in passing, that kid grew up to be somebody interesting. Can't remember...

[@William-Sunman]

The actor, or the character? If you're referring to the latter, I believe I recall hearing stories ( fan theories) about how he could be Owen in JW.

[@Virjunior01]

@@William-Sunman can't remember, and could find what I was lookin for

[@jaygarcia8508]

Ellie seems to have had a great time at Jurassic Park 😂💋💋💋

[@ivanwm2513]

Ellie Sattler and Robert Muldoon blasting their way out of the bunker as if they were Dino Crisis lol

[@isaacb7197]

So.. what i got from this is that King Kong is basically the Hades of jurassic Park. He controls who gets in and out of the gates of jurassic Park, and he keeps all the dinosaurs in line. Obviously, rexy keeps him on his toes cause Kong keeps having to give her the business whenever she acts up 💪🏾🤣

[@allosaurusbr8438]

4:16 king kong invading the movie for the fourth time lol

[@GojiWings_ofc]

5:13 she is calling the other velociraptors

[@frosttheicefloeturtle8143]

LMAO

[@feno8104]

King Kong busting through the door and Alan viciously ruffling Dr Hammand's hair made me audibly chuckle

[@Mun_Polar_Uranium]

0:57 *laughing intensifies*

[@2_572]

😂👀👀

[@Infinity.Plus.1]

He took too many happy pills.

[@diontaedaughtry974]

John Hammond getting wasted like it's Friday night 😆. Great video 😂🤣😂

[@planb444]

Velocirraptor just wanted having breakfast peacefully

[@kainholden2001]

2:08 "the blood sucking lawyer" and the lawyer responds by showing his fangs 😂

[@bryanferratt6598]

He looked like Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.

[@M1GarandMan3005]

0:47 This brings literal meaning to the term, raging alcoholic.

[@petatersandgravye2n]

2:45 instagib jumpscare

[@Tapetenscnueffler]

My favourite next to Hammond getting beat up at the end. 🤣

[@omniframe8612]

It made my skin crawl

[@homunculus_in_a_bottle_3454]

I FUCKING JUMPED

[@tabswolf]

I kept waiting for Dr. Sattler to make out with King Kong. Also, seeing Dr. Grant kick the shit out of Hammond was so cathartic 😂

[@theyuki-fay-multiverse9086]

Best when Hammond goes Crazy about the Champagner 😂

[@JoseRodriguez-un2kc]

2:31 So this proved Malcome's chaos theory

[@S0ulfire84]

I’m pretty sure this is how it played out in his head

[@sulufest]

I love how she says, “Hey Alan, look at this… “ 😮😂

[@Kyle-2020]

​@@S0ulfire84I was just thinking the same thing!

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

Not gonna lie: those rats swarming the raptor actually gave me a brown note.

[@bryanferratt6598]

You went full Tyrese 😊😅😂.

[@DarkRider-gy4rl]

Ehm… what was in that champagne?😂0:47

[@JoseJuanGarciaMaldonado]

She drinked Alcohol! And she's doing crazy! (Also he slap her)

[@Waaris_771]

Lysine🤣

[@allhailme8457]

Bees.

[@Enkarashaddam]

LSD

[@PURPMNKYFPS]

😂

[@accumulator5734]

I love AI! Bro when the raptor entered the kitchen to cooks itself something 😂😂😂.

[@moleymoleymoley]

2:00 The appropriate response to seeing this.

[@xoruk7451]

Kong scenes were amazing 😂 did not expect that. He's obsessed with rexy

[@flippingheck6697]

Piss off, King Kong, this is not your film! 😂

[@MurderZilla3071YT]

5:12 "911 What's Ur Emergency?" Raptor: HELP AI IS KILLING ME 😭💀 Edit1: Oh Boi! thanks for 100 Likes Guys! 😅

[@BurgerSliderMan]

THATS A CLEVER GIRL MAKING A SMART DISH lmao

[@grand_vizier_of_chaos]

04:11 - 04:14 King Kong appears again, like: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, DUMB DINOSAUR!?" 😂

[@artizzy2k2k]

2:46 me when mild inconvenience

[@sansckocomic8521]

This made me laugh so hard

[@lastxp]

He's so good at his job that he can destroy and fix the pc at the same time

[@jdmdosjskWendling]

I was not expecting that to even happen for all that he just hit hard😂😂😂

[@CrimsonNirnrootAddict666]

I got jumpscared by that.

[@joshuaadamus7305]

Ruined? You mean made even better 😂😂😂

[@quantumangel737]

no

[@zerogravy7446]

Yes

[@jamesvan2201]

2:09 when AI takes the script literally. 😂

[@ThePsho]

50% hilarious, 50% nightmare fuel. A very surreal combo.

[@derrickmoses1507]

The sunglasses had me going like a hyena

[@Sonicshark77]

5:41 is crazy...

[@slimkuns]

I believe Alan was rather frustrated about the entire situation, but I could be totally wrong.

[@BrickStop-o7c]

You know what else is crazy

[@slimkuns]

@@BrickStop-o7c do tell

[@BrickStop-o7c]

@@slimkuns that the low taper fade meme is still massize

[@slimkuns]

@@BrickStop-o7c lol

[@pizzamonster-k3n]

constantly went from LOOOL to WTF!?!? to EWWWWWWWWWWWWW rinse and repeat

[@slimkuns]

The great circle of life

[@ChibiCosmos]

4:16 he just split into 2😂

[@johanntiu4162]

2:46 Yhe triceratops they were just attending to sudden explodes. 😂😂

[@relaxedman7595]

King Kong always saving the day

[@Mun_Polar_Uranium]

1:38 dinosaur wanted them to be his hoomans

[@SultanSamet]

04:25 basically the JP games on Snes/Genesis

[@slimkuns]

True

[@G0ttaSmashTh3mAll]

Every Jurassic Park arcade shooter

[@sinocutar5193]

Rampage Edition

[@lainhikaru5657]

​@@sinocutar5193Rampage edition on megadrive and chaos continues on snes were amazing.

[@lonl123]

OMG! There were some doosies in this one...good job...actually LOL'ed a couple times.

[@2006jakebob]

The triceratops exploding made me explode

[@lorddemonoss3945]

2:25 3x movies later proved she was a lonely housewife 😅

[@Madchimpz]

1:02 was so wholesome. They're excited about making a ton of money together so they got a little silly.

[@digitaldestroyerofficial]

Every actor ruined by AI looks like they are having a seizure.

[@DaoSeeker]

This whole video was worth it just for that blood sucking lawyer joke!

[@hiddenvalleyranch775]

Well...that was simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. Subscribed.

[@MarzzelHere]

Oh wow, I didn't expect it to turn into a Half-Life 1's scientists' moment 2:52

[@devilman4018]

King Kong trying to keep the T.rex in check 😂

[@alejandromedina7026]

Some may say the King Kong gag was a little bit too repetitive, I say there wasn't nearly enough of it hahaha

[@Cuebix]

AI will be able to generate a thrilling full length movie without the nightmares.

[@itiswhatitis141]

I would love to travel back in time and copy that stuff onto a jurassic park vhs tape

[@Mun_Polar_Uranium]

0:22 bro tasting the mind stone

[@Spinothatluvsgaming]

Ughhh im gonna be sick 🤢