Jurassic World Dominion Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic World Dominion!
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Jurassic World was a massive hit in 2015 and therefore, we’ve gotta a whole lot more dinosaurs over the past few years, with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom in 2018 and now, Jurassic World Dominion. Now, dinosaurs have spread all over the world, which is cool, but also there are some bugs and a kidnapping. And we’re heading back to a dino reserve park.
Jurassic World Dominion definitely raises a few questions. Like what are the characters names again? Oh yeah! How strong is Owen Grady, and how FAST is Claire Dearing? At what point did Lewis Dodgson transform into Apple CEO Tim Cook? Do plane crashes ever hurt anyone? What about hypothermia? Did Owen just choke out a dinosaur? How is that hand move so confusing to dinosaurs?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Jurassic World Dominion! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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[@Trooper6190]

“It’s just a plane crash, sir! This is an action movie. That’s how planes get to the ground,” had me laughing out loud.

[@jonathanfrancesco3305]

That is probably the best line in a pitch meeting ever.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

And it's actually extremely accurate!! 😂

[@mattbuszko]

perfection

[@benwood5659]

yeah, i remember suicide squad.

[@criticalthinker3262]

Movie rules: plane crash = no prob, heli crash = no survivors

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

"She's got a little trick up her sleeve, where she's one of the main characters, so she can do it". Those are actual pitch meetings at this point 😂

[@hassathunter2464]

Also her t-rex outrunning heels, probably.

[@kingsleycy3450]

Bryce Dallas Howard outrunning a velociraptor is only the 15th most asinine thing in the movie.

[@abubzlife8733]

She has plot armor in her high heels.

[@spooderman2931]

Plot armor is TIGHT.

[@ridgefrost]

There are some movies i watch and i can already see ryan talking to director guy

[@rizzo1brian]

"This is an action movie, that's just how planes get to the ground" is my all time favorite pitch meeting line

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Same

[@e.k_liadon]

🤣🤣🤣

[@frankthepug9242]

I was really hoping for a Suicide Squad reference, but it was still funny.

[@justlouis7291]

"Ooh giving birth to yourself is TIGHT!" "What? What? What? What?" 🤣🤣 Probably watched every pitch meeting by now and you still have me laughing till tears

[@mkvv5687]

Perfectly timed edits are tight!

[@johnsmith-ky5qg]

I can't help wondering how tight things get when a man gives birth to himself...do appendages explode in a welter of gore or is there some metaphysical translocation where the baby just appears in daddy's arms? Also where does the foetus gestate? These things must be known!

[@jordancave3089]

Dude, just the mannerisms never get old for me…for some reason lol

[@Coenen2517]

​@@johnsmith-ky5qg there was a 1994 documentary on the subject featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior."

[@somerandolad]

Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never even stopped to think if they should!

[@shinkamui]

honestly they didn't think too hard about what they could either, considering the endless possibilities of an epic adventure on a dinossaur-ridden world that they just discarded

[@chasehedges6775]

And before they even knew what they had they created it, packed it and now, you’re selling it. Sell it

[@trinaq]

Indeed, the money talks, and is the main source of inspiration!

[@chasehedges6775]

@@trinaq 💯💯💯💯

[@unforcedterror3136]

THAT‘S FROM THE FIRST MOVIE!

[@Noemo2000]

“That’s just how planes get to the ground.” That is a superbly well put line! I love writer guy’s incredulous look at the idea that a mere plane crash could hurt an action movie character

[@hassathunter2464]

We've come a long way since Suicide Squads helicopter crashes being how people get to the ground...

[@carlrood4457]

Except in the movie 2012 where planes land safely on a runway during an earthquake with lava coming out of the ground

[@priscillajimenez27]

Oh no hypothermia!

[@bplionel2]

Almost as good as Kong: Skull Island where Kong destroys helicopter after helicopter.

[@ridgefrost]

@@priscillajimenez27 anyway...

[@ozanyoung2909]

I love the fact that if you watch all three Jurassic World pitch meetings back to back, you get to watch the evolution of the Pitch Meetings series... in a way that vastly outpaces the evolution of the movies themselves.

[@ring7375]

I just saw the film today and when I saw the bad guy I immediately wished that Ryan would refer to him as Tim Cook throughout the pitch meeting. I am so happy it happened. Thank you Ryan!!

[@JediJuniper92]

Watching this in the theater I just kept thinking, “I cannot wait for this Pitch Meeting.”

[@trinaq]

Coolness, it's likely more entertaining than the actual movie!

[@chasehedges6775]

@@trinaq 💯. Yep

[@lastudiosthlm]

Lol me to

[@vishakhabh.6341]

Same here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@ChrisMcCarroll]

I had the same thought

[@raydunakin]

The whole "evil rich guy trying to take control of the world's food production" thing sounds more like the plot of a Bond movie.

[@ryanbernard6152]

I think Bill Gates is now the largest farm land owner

[@dielanschamber8730]

Or, you know, real life 😅😅

[@Trevor-08]

@@dielanschamber8730 Schwab is essentially Dr. No so I guess it can be both.

[@christophergirardi8145]

Literally beat me to it!

[@JONDH1]

You'll never believe what Bill Gates is up to

[@thejennadiaries]

I’m like “how did those dinosaurs get to Africa just to herd with a bunch of elephants??” 😂

[@RobMedellin]

Black market. No for real yeah its absurd 50 dinosaurs multiplied to thousands full grown dinos in that time.

[@kansairobot2015]

life finds a way...

[@Whyzee12]

The “choke a dinosaur” part makes me lol every time. Just incredible

[@buckethead60]

I like how when the dinosaurs are chasing someone their main weakness is a sharp turn, it just absolutely bewilders them.

[@hanklestank]

I mean, sharp turns weren’t invented until The Usual Suspects came out in 1995 so that checks out.

[@natureterp]

He knows some maneuvers

[@Loremastrful]

Especially for Dinos. Going serpentine (if not second nature) should be in the general ball park.

[@jw-py9nw]

@@Loremastrful you'd think so, but actually, no

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Yep, they can figure out door handles, but not 90 degree turns.

[@naynaynay324]

Producer guy: "Man, I bet we haven't seen the last of her" Script guy: "Oh we have". Now she can come back 3 - 4 movies later as a beloved call-back "character".

[@LucianDevine]

Yup, exactly. She'll have her own "Wu" and have expanded her "weaponize the dinosaurs" thing to be a serious threat to...Iunno somebody.

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Now she can "come back" 3 - 4 "movies" later as a "beloved" "call back" "character"*

[@LuisSierra42]

wow wow wow...wow

[@mikespike2099]

“That will teach that dinosaur…. to be a dinosaur” hahaha 🤣 got me choking on my morning muffin!

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Didn’t… didn’t they advertise this as the last one?

[@BornOnASaturday]

I literally sat in the movie and thought to myself this guy looks like Tim Cook at the Apple Headquarters filled with Dinosaurs. I’m so glad he brought this up lol 😂

[@Giggity1080]

Owen choking the dinosaur and Screenwriter calling him out had me 😂💀🤣

[@wallsgreebo8352]

'Isn't he an ex-navy, dinosaur trainer?' 'Yeah, why?' 'Nevermind' 😂

[@markuhler2664]

Didn't realize that was a rating. What was he, a DT1 or DTC? Seems like the Navy would only deal with sea-based dinos, with the Army having land-based, & Air Force the flying ones. The Marines would get to play with any of them, & sponge their funding off the Navy.

[@kritichaplot5025]

The "shut up" and continuation of the sentence without a pause is so well executed every time he does it.

[@shaggy72]

TO me that's just as good as the whole repeated but in a new way-"Get off my back" comebacks. Simplicity can be awesome.

[@robotrix]

It's one of my favorite bits.

[@AdamFunk]

Probably my favorite recurring bit. :)

[@jfriesen39]

Hey shut up

[@jimmydean5833]

Seriously love that part 😂

[@100StepProgram]

My main issue with the last two movies. Fallen Kingdom you would expect it to be all about the island being destroyed, but that part of the story is wrapped up fast. Dominion sounds like its all about the dinosaurs taking over the world, but you see that a little bit and then it’s straight back to a park/facility

[@teslaromans1023]

Yeah, they could have had perfectly good movies, but instead wanted to shoehorn the evil organization so bad it ruined the movie

[@proto245]

For one simple reason. If they stuck to that premise. It would end with a Downer ending where the Humanity is fucked and the heroes would have to accept their time is up. Or with the complete genocide of the Dinosaurs which would go against the point of these films. And Colin Trevorrow doesn't have the balls to kill off the new cast or the old one.

[@MichaelFeyrerJr]

Your pitch meetings are generally more entertaining than the actual movie. What a world we live in. Thanks for what you do.

[@xraider64]

I stuck out and finished this awful movie, just so i could at least enjoy the pitch meeting afterwards. and enjoy it i did.

[@rafferdx]

This is just another example of why watching Pitch Meetings in lieu of the actual films is the right call. Comedy gold without subsidizing ongoing nostalgia bait. *chef’s kiss

[@jamesknapp64]

I look forward to terrible Movies coming out now, simply to have Ryan tear it to shreads in comedic gold.

[@corey7219]

I've been meaning too see the movie for a few weeks now with family. Now, I still want to see it.

[@yuukotombo6578]

fr films like this are much better lampooned over 8 minutes than actually watched in theaters.

[@silverblue73]

Except these exist because too many people are still willing to watch his stuff

[@Coastfog]

You'd have to pay *me* to watch any of these reboot Jurassic turds

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

5:55 The swift and quiet, "Hey, shut up!" is becoming one of my favorites. 🤣

[@TheJotaroKujo]

It's very welcome.

[@lowlife9738]

We need a video of that Stewie Griffin Can't be the only one.

[@macauleyliamcurran2925]

Spoiler

[@benthebomber1248]

Was coming to say exactly this but you beat me too it 🤣

[@juanjesusligero391]

I like it too, but I miss the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."

[@CHipZz]

THANK YOU!! I have watched a handful of videos either reviewing or mocking this film and yours is the first I've found that points out how Owen just out muscles the 8,000 pound Parasaur at the start of the film.

[@ryanhealey2367]

"Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move" 10 seconds later: every one of them strolls to to the back of the car and the dinosaur doesn't notice

[@steve67339]

I like how he glanced over the fact that she didn’t outran any normal raptor. Later we see these raptors keeping up with a motorcycle, a motorcycle that is able to jump into a plane right before take-off (so somewhere between 250 and 300 km/h). At least they were consistent. If she can run this fast, I can get behind outrunning a t-Rex in high-heels. Maybe they should have established earlier that she has super powers.

[@markcarpenter6020]

Who said Dino was the only DNA they were playing with.

[@mikespike2099]

Haha this movie series is so illogical… I expected to see Dinos in space in the next instalment!

[@nyashamuronzi617]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Torlik11]

Who knew that Jurassic World was part of the mcu

[@eds1942]

Oops!

[@samblack5313]

“It’s been 4 years since about 50 dinosaurs escaped, so now they’re ALL OVER the world” Thank you 😂😂😂😂

[@teslaromans1023]

Still refusing to believe that sea reptile whose name I forgot could have made it to the ocean

[@Keira_Blackstone]

@@teslaromans1023 especially considering that in the first Jurassic World movie it's in a lake in the center of the island with no access to the ocean.

[@TheBonsaiZone]

@@Keira_Blackstone There's a fifty/fifty chance, it either will or it won't!!! Lol!

[@skeeter3969]

Now remember in the second one it suddenly had a sea access cuase that stupid sub got in, cone ones remember the shitty plot geez hahah

[@bv657]

Well biosyn put out a bunch too but they did a terrible job at showing that

[@Goatman_Gamer]

The best part is is that I LEGITIMATELY did forget what their names were so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.

[@PatstarDeluxe]

6:19 "So then iconic good-guy character Dr. Henry Wu..." Best part

[@stevemic6942]

"Giving birth to yourself is tight" is exactly how I imagine the Ryan-verse exists.

[@MadeinHell2]

I feel like that might hint at the film "men" being showcased later xD

[@CLove511]

Such a missed opportunity for a joke. "It sure is, son." "What?" "What?" *awkward silence* "Heyshutup so anyway..."

[@heromedley]

ah yes mitosis the miracle of life

[@Mizikame]

Russian Doll Season 2 would have to agree

[@anthonyvillanueva5226]

Predestination says hi

[@chrisphilpott8427]

"I bet that's not the last we've seen of them." "No, it is." needs to become another regular feature hahaha

[@maddinpictures3102]

First time ever in a movie that a pro Assassin gets arrested and stays arrested.

[@sharkprofessor3010]

This comment needs WAAY more likes!

[@michaelgallagher3640]

I already have the t-shirt.

[@MisterCasket]

I also like the moment in the black market where: Spoiler .. the first person Claire asks if they saw her daughter, it's the one person who actually did😂 What are the odds that in all of Malta, the first person you ask saw her.

[@Miners666]

And they’re immediately best friends to where mere hours later she’ll give Claire her only parachute and accept death just cause they’re both American.

[@poeticdavide]

Then that person leaves her entire live and takes off with you in her own plane to a distant, unknown location, knowing she may not be able to return, all just because "she felt bad for lying to you, a complete stranger, when you asked her if she had ever seen that girl" 🤣👍🏼 BELIEVABLE

[@jamespower5165]

I also like the part where the bad guy is getting both his arms eaten by different kinds of dinosaurs and Grady still asks him a question about his daughter and he actually gives a helpful answer before a bigger dinosaur eats him😁

[@nicolas.grisanti]

Also, maybe I was watching my phone, but how the hell Owen knew where to go with the bike, and find Claire and the plane??? That was luck! 🤣

[@skagerstrom]

It actually has a line were Malcom says "Jurassic World?! Not a fan... Mhm!". That's probably what his memoirs will say too!

[@robertdascoli949]

I love how the quick "Hey shut up" line is now being written into every episode with the rest of them.

[@donle499]

Genius

[@scifiguy26]

Yeah I had to rewind the first time I heard him use it just to be sure😅

[@alwaysabiggafish3305]

That's an old line...lol

[@Dargonhuman]

I'm kinda sad that it's replacing "Sir, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that" but it is punchier and gets to the point a lot faster.

[@ronyorobio7096]

@@alwaysabiggafish3305 To this date, that line has only been featured in three videos, all from the last couple of months. So I would not call it old.

[@cecilianagy3562]

The way he says "and Owen's gonna choke a dinosaur" is pure comedy gold

[@jonafangk1288]

Even he didn't believe it he wrote it 🤣

[@bcross34]

Cried laughing.

[@arnesahlen2704]

One may expect fatigue to set in after seeing a few dozen same-format posts; but I find the premise so thrillingly creative (even to the every-post repeats) that it - and you - keep me enthralled.

[@thejaypee]

Love the brief change of friendliness to hostility at start ♥️

[@shaquillerollins708]

“Well cut it out!!!!” Okay I’m sorry 😢 I FORGIVE YOU SIRRRR 🤣🤣

[@belatkuro]

6:00 I love how this "Hey shut up" is becoming a staple retort nowadays in Pitch Meeting. Having a new consistent retort is tight!

[@mollychankawaii]

It's brushed over so quickly. 🤣 comedy gold.

[@strahinjagov]

"I bet it's going to be difficult to come up with a new catchphrase" "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@Baysidemom2]

I miss "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" "oh ok let me get off that thing!"

[@milton7763]

“Yeah they gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs” I see what you did there. And I appreciate it!

[@BrunoEwok]

Thanks... I didn't catch that, but it's awesome.

[@romxxii]

I called him "Tim Apple" throughout the whole film. Also, for anyone wondering, he's not the same actor who played Lewis Dodgson in the first movie, because the original actor is in prison for sexually assaulting a minor.

[@forest_owls]

Its perfectly 666 number

[@Mr20387]

Swear indont understand could u explain please

[@rainbowruler6453]

@@romxxii I wasn’t wondering that, and I could’ve lived without that information.

[@Colinkrauss1]

4:57 lol something about the delivery of “The locusts HE created?” “He’s a good guy.” “He is, yeah.” is just so good. 😂

[@LCyte88]

"Owen And Clare, who both have names and that's what they are" 😂 I still forgot their names after it played 😂😂😂

[@eBuddy89]

You must've struggled with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" on this one. So many fitting moments.

[@notahamster333]

Rule is: you only get to use it once

[@mistahrnscuttah4120]

“How are we going to convince people he turned to Tim Cook” “Super easy barely a inconvenience. We just ignore it” “OOhhhh that seems like something people would need explained. The original actor is around” “Nononono NO” There u go I added a extra for you 😂

[@tonybrewer7536]

Actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience 👌

[@CLove511]

Oh man, screw the rule then! This should have been called "Jurassic World: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience, and he could have unloaded them all.

[@noface3641]

No seriously tho. That 'hand thing' became ridiculous, well actually after the very first time. But after doing it like every other dinosaur, it stopped feeling like theres any danger or concern, so whats the point of an action movie🤷‍♀️

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

I do worry that modern movie producers use this show as a checklist, rather than as a warning.

[@Talia.777]

😞😞😞 How we ended up this low...

[@GenericUserName443]

@@Talia.777 When there is enough people that thinks it is alright and supports trash with their wallets, why should the companies stop doing it since they are making money. The people are the ones with the real power, but this power comes from the potential money they can spend, and until people accept responsibility for their part of these bad practices then nothing will change.

[@Talia.777]

@@GenericUserName443 True 😟

[@BP-dn9nv]

They already do, that's the joke.

[@missxspencer1538]

😅😅😅😅

[@noelvermillion5268]

I hated Maisie so much in this and wanted her to not be alive anymore. She kept doing things without thinking and receiving no consequences for her actions which is especially maddening since it's her fault that all the dinosaurs escaped in the first place.

[@Radial3clipse]

It's insane how spot on these are 😂

[@philosopher24680]

"Iconic Good Guy Character Doctor Henry Wu" I appreciate how much you can feel Ryan's justified disdain for this one.

[@santishorts]

In the first two Jurassic World movies they actively portrayed him as a sketchy guy who was actively plotting all the time, and suddenly in this one they just throw some dashes of grey hair, an old man's sweeter and done, instant good guy.

[@calebray1834]

Right, did they expect us to forget all shady shit he did?

[@danielbernhardt1327]

Yeah in the first Jurassic world his response to people being killed by his dinosaur was, “That’s unfortunate”. He didn’t care at all about people dying in movies 4 and 5 but now he is suddenly does?

[@calebray1834]

@@danielbernhardt1327 right, dinosaurs killing and eating people that he created doesn’t bat an eye but locusts are where he draws the line?

[@thepubknight6144]

@@calebray1834 it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@strahinjagov]

I love how Screenwriter Guy is still profoundly angry like he was in Goblet of Fire. Having character consistency between Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

[@travisrobison3457]

Hahahhaa that one got me laughing

[@realduke]

What do you mean character?

[@ProudPapaJD]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@Cbiz210]

Hey... Shut up.

[@pudgypanda6391]

wow wowowo wowowow

[@oneworldfamily]

These pitch meeting videos are just so satisfying! Love the catchphrases and the delivery. Top notch!

[@deucestemwinder3349]

Ryan must have trouble sleeping with all the voices in his head This is better than anything on network. Super tight sketch.

[@DJMaul1031]

I was thinking the same thing about the "hand thing." I barely bought into that nonsense when it was used on "trained" raptors. But suddenly it's now just a Jedi Dino-mind Trick.

[@t.estable3856]

Plus, it's totally ripped from "How to Train your Dragon."

[@KenworthW900HG]

@@t.estable3856 which was ripped from Crocodile Dundee and countless other movies

[@t.estable3856]

@@KenworthW900HG I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I guess it's just a common animal training trope in movies.

[@Aisha_Luv]

@Forgotten Hope jedino mind trick.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

They never did that on other Dinos though

[@Slightly_Classy]

This was 1000% accurate! And does anyone else remember when the raptors used to be scary?

[@evilsharkey8954]

Back when they were animal smart and not conveniently human brilliant or spectacularly stupid as the plot demands.

[@Panurus_biarmicus]

Alan!

[@patrickhorton4679]

@@Panurus_biarmicus Best response in this whole comment section

[@Narcan885]

Now they look like brainless rubber chickens

[@davebathgate]

1993.

[@FreeThinkingRealist]

Gotta hand it to ya, these spoofs are quite brilliant. Sub earned!

[@Pamplemoustache]

Your reviews are so on point, it is so fun to watch. Keep up the great work !

[@catcadev]

I love how in this movie the world looks at dinosaurs (a host of invasive species) and just decides that it's ok to let them invade everywhere!

[@rileyjackson1762]

I’ve ranted on like eight other videos about this exact point!!!

[@dalekrenegade2596]

How did the big dinos survive gun obsessed America?

[@billybatson7852]

@@Esand001 Yup. My son and I discussed the same thing. A sanctuary? Sure. But there's no way we wouldn't seek out to capture or kill every single dinosaur that's just roaming around freely. There would be the constant threat of being eaten on your way to work.

[@chillax360]

@@dalekrenegade2596 by not going to schools 💀

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Also, why is there a "black market" for dinosaurs, when dinosaurs have overrun the Earth? The whole point of a "black market" is to buy and sell things that are RARE and hard-to-get. This is like having a black market for pigeons.

[@MentalParadox]

I literally did not remember "that Maisie girl from the last movie" and was like "wait, who's this?" when she showed up. I watched the last movie in the cinema, too. That's how memorable these characters are. With Dodgson I also went "huh, just like that guy from the original" but I never suspected it might actually be the same guy because that would be too ridiculous...

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

“I watched the last movie in the cinema too. That’s how memorable these characters are.” Bitch Fallen Kingdom released FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, that’s why you forgot lmao.

[@savageraccoon787]

I had no idea until now

[@treg5298]

I didn't remember Dodgson but I could tell the movie was making a point of saying his name a lot like they wanted to be clear I should remember.

[@aidreamers]

I had to go rewatch the previous JW pitch meeting because I had no recollection of who Maisie was lol

[@jasonboisseau409]

I remembered the girl from the last movie simply cause she was the one that let the dinosaurs go free but I never noticed Dodgson was the guy from the original movie. Now that I know I like that twist.

[@gabriel7664]

I feel like that 7 min 11 seconds saved almost 3 hours of my life. Thanks producer and screenwriter guy.

[@zoestarlite]

You consistently say what not enough people are thinking 😆 spot on as always

[@DonnovanThomas929]

“Giving birth to yourself is tight!” I died!! Especially the longer string of “what”s afterwards

[@sipahrom]

consider the implication lol. is the producer guy the OG one or the writer?

[@scatmanskabadop]

Now presenting Alex Garland's "Men," in theaters now. Iykyk

[@johnw9771]

I lost it at that 😂😂😂

[@mishakac1283]

@@scatmanskabadop Im too stupid for this movie.

[@scatmanskabadop]

@@mishakac1283 I wouldn't say that. While I think "Men" is a good, extremely well-crafted film, it's also just an incredibly difficult and uncomfortable movie to watch and there's no shame in going "well that was definitely an experience" and moving on. I wouldn't even go so far as to say I liked or enjoyed it, but I also don't think it's bad by any stretch of the imagination, and I wouldn't say anyone who does dislike it or has more questions about it is stupid. My mind just immediately went to "Men" when I heard the joke quoted above.

[@trinaq]

"He was briefly in the original movie, ever so briefly!" Bringing in minor Characters to cash in on the original movie is tight!

[@chasehedges6775]

Agreed.

[@kingsleycy3450]

I still can't believe they made Dr. Wu a criminal mastermind.

[@davidjacobs8558]

They have same surname, but different given names. so they are probably relatives, not same guy.

[@natvelo]

@@davidjacobs8558 no its deffo the same guy, lewis dodgson

[@lanewaldon6450]

@@kingsleycy3450 imo I don't see Wu a criminal mastermind and more along the lines of he was being manipulated, threatened and taken advantage of seeing as at the time he was one of the only people who were able to successfully resurrect the dinosaurs when nobody else could. It was his ego, ambition and his desire to create a perfect organism that got him in all of the situations he found himself in.

[@puneetdutta7]

I am so addicted to these videos and the nod of "actually it's gonna be supereasy, barely and inconvenience" 😂

[@STORYTXLLXR]

“It’s okay sir I forgive you :)” that killed me hahahaha

[@phoenixdzk]

‘Giving birth to yourself is tight!’ Suddenly the Ryanverse makes so much more sense, and it’s way too scary to comprehend

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Underrated comment!

[@alexmartin3433]

This pitch meetings channel is one of the greatest ideas ever. I can watch Ryan George do his movie content without having to subscribe to screenrant and subject myself to the worst movie takes of all time

[@alekesam]

Don't forget the incessant "lists". Ugh

[@wesleyoldham4222]

This movie: *Opens with a farfetched plot where a couple dozen dinosaurs have spread across the earth so much that the title is called Dominion* Also this movie: *Focuses on locusts instead of the dinosaurs*

[@darthzayexeet3653]

I love the whole, shocked “(s)he’s from the original movie!” comedy routine…

[@TheBoondocksaint117]

Wow. I did not think the Clone girl subplot could get dumber, but holy cow, they doubled-down on the stupidity. So glad I didn't go see this and instead waited for Ryan and Ryan to tell me all about it.

[@nic4319]

are you insinuating that there's two Ryans ? can't you see these are two different ppl ? 🙄

[@MrBrock314]

Honestly, her reveal about her true origin was the one of the better parts of the movie. Take that for what you will. As a Canadian, the cardinal sin was dinosaurs covered in snow (ectotherms do NOT live in cold climates) and snow that doesn't get footprints when you walk on it. I'm sure more subtropical/tropical locations won't be bothered by this as much though.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@MrBrock314 It's established in original Jurassic Park that dinosaurs were warm blooded. Also watch Prehistoric Planet for the most scientifically accurate portraits of dinosaurs to date, including living in cold environments.

[@princevermilion8799]

@@ExtremeMadnessX Exactly what I was going to say lol, dinosaurs are not ectotherms and are actually mesotherms, which are just animals that can regulate their own body heat but cant do it to the same degree mammals and modern, non-avian dinosaurs can. There are many dinosaurs that lived in cold climates in the past including yutyrannus, pachyrhinosaurins and leaellynasaura.

[@Wade_Tyler]

Maisie and Omega from Bad Batch would get along fine.

[@DaniRoberts]

You forgot to mention that ejecting Claire from the plane to save Maisie first was pointless bc she didn't find her first and instead had Owen and Kayla take a detour to rescue her, only to find out Maisie was already rescued by Alan and Ellie. If all 3 of them had just crashed and their main character powers helped them all survive, they could've actually been of help inside the facility. The only thing this pointless part did was introduce wolverine-claw dino. Who by the way is apparently vegan but kills deers for fun.

[@TimTE01]

It’s also the world’s slowest and least interested stalker. Abe Vigoda now could have caught her.

[@nkkenlken3220]

It did kinda remind of a rhino, with how it looked like it has bad eye-sight (with its white eyes) , has big weapon to fend off predators and is quite aggressive.

[@GreenEyez206]

@@nkkenlken3220 While in Ark they are super aggressive and good getting fiber and berries lol

[@callumconnors5190]

I sense a dislike for the therizinosaurus, it was the best part of the movie. No cap.

[@KingDugan]

@@GreenEyez206 I found out the hard way that they are aggressive, and it killed most of my dinosaurs(and me).

[@hectorlee85]

"Its just a plane crash sir, this is a action movie, thats how planes get to the ground"

[@ZardZardPowerRanger]

You forgot to mention when the Giga had them all in a tree house where it would have easily killed them, but the Giga figured out it was fighting six characters worth of plot armor so it gave up.

[@UncensoredScion]

ah Pitch Meeting, the time where I don't need to watch a bad movie and let Ryan explain it to me in less than 20 minutes and have it be both entertaining and hilarious

[@whatduck943]

And accurate.

[@SchrijverMarcel]

Exactly.

[@serge014]

Entertaining movie, but yes, the plot is is bad as it's being described here.

[@Music34897]

That's the move haha

[@Ciborium]

Too many times, the Pitch Meeting is better written and more entertaining than the film he is pitching.

[@kylecasey9254]

"If a big plane crash didn't hurt them do you think some cold water would?" That IS a good point

[@DanielRMueller]

the beauty of hollywood is that could also very well be the opposite - plane crash harmless, cold water deadliest thing known to man. Plot armor can be revoked at any time...

[@springyslinky2190]

"They gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs for sure!" I detect a hidden joke there.

[@Eincrou]

So absurd that they're bringing back Dr. Henry Wu. He's not even supposed to still be around. He did face poetic justice for arrogantly creating the cloned dinosaurs in the original novel. In fact, the movie swapped his death into being Muldoon's, giving us that iconic scene where the game warden is killed by a clever raptor (he survived in the book).

[@natvelo]

amazing how claire outran the velociraptor and the same velociraptor was able to keep up with a car seconds later, very impressive of claire gotta say

[@hassathunter2464]

A car got wheels, but Claire got HEELS.

[@FutureCommentary1]

The car wasn't the main character now, was it?

[@tuppybrill4915]

Plot twist Claire is actually genetically modified, next movie she will be able to hide from infra red cameras.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Atrociraptor but yeah.

[@thepubknight6144]

@@hassathunter2464 oh clarie's thighs and butt are tight!!!

[@TyrantlizardKyle]

Loved it! Great job Ryan!!

[@kakarotwolf]

My favorite lines: "that'll teach that dinosaur..to..be a dinosaur" and "iconic hero" lmao

[@HashSlingingSlasher123]

The fact this video came out quickly should tell you how easy it was to critique the movie

[@dustinroberts6963]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@MrJoshuaAM]

Easily critiquing movies is tight.

[@Boeing-777-X]

@Pepsi94 The movie was released on June 1st in several countries around the world. I'm not saying Ryan watched an online copy, but he could have.

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

@@Boeing-777-X Stop Dry Snitching.

[@thiagota]

The most convenient thing to me, was the locusts surviving the fire, and being able to fly (the wings would be instantly incinerated for sure) for quite some time to spread the fire. Surprised this didn't come up in the video.

[@LilMac0025]

I’m surprised a lot of things didn’t come up, but Ryan could’ve easily made this a 20-minute video if he had to dismantle EVERY stupid scenario in this movie

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

They were genetically modified locusts, so I'm willing to forgive this to an extent, but it seems that the guy who was burning them didn't care enough to make sure they couldn't escape, since they did so almost immediately after he left. That's too far, especially since he should have known about their ability to cause a forest fire.

[@thiagota]

@@ptolemyhenson6838 I guess they forgot to mention it was a mix of prehistoric locust and asbestos DNA...

[@raydunakin]

@@thiagota LOL!!!

[@mctownes2013]

@@thiagota asbestos DNA 😄

[@drd7747]

With the exception of the first Wonderwoman, because I really liked that movie in spite of some warts, it doesn't matter what movie you "review" because you are HILARIOUS!!!! I not only love your sense of humor, but I usually just watch the pitch meetings of the movies I didn't like and it seems that we always agree on how ridiculous they sometimes are. And the "barely an inconvenience" thing brings me to tears! I hope you're making a comfortable living doing this or something else because you're really talented - between the writing, editing, acting - just super stuff.Thanks for the laugh. Can't get enough of those these days.

[@travisdinham6084]

When I watched the movie and saw the man, I said "holy hell, why is Tim Cook there" 😂😂😂 The Tim Cook jokes killed me thou

[@maddinpictures3102]

Weird thing is, my mom predicted this movie over 20 years ago. We saw a giant locust in Turkiye and she yelled "Like in Jurassic Park!" ... well, here we are.

[@MIrfanPerdana]

Was your mom one of the screenwriters for this movie?

[@maddinpictures3102]

@@MIrfanPerdana Probably not, but maybe one of them was in the bus with us where that beast flew around ;);

[@delugesofgrandeur]

The series of back and forth "What?"'s was what made me laugh out loud. Incredible that Ryan can still make these at such a high quality after all this time. You are awesome.

[@mcgeethetree3858]

Was I alone in expecting a baby with Ryan's face to do the final "what?"

[@TCallier]

So true. This guy never disappoints. Rather watch ten of these in a row than ANY movie that’s come out in the past few years. Last good movie was Joker IMO.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

@@TCallier I can't speak on Joker, but Pitch Meetings is how I gain my movie pop culture relevance nowadays.

[@chompyturtle]

This is the best pitch meeting I've seen in a while I was laughing the entire time

[@joshuaheidenreich5925]

I remember going to see this movie with some friends, me and one other friend just kept on making random and obscure mario references throughout the entire film

[@juanjesusligero391]

The new "Hey shut up" made me laugh a lot, but then I realized it's probably going to replace the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing." Please Ryan, don't do that, they can coexist! Like humans, dinosaurs and locusts!

[@logicfirst1041]

Lol I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to have to go back and re-watch some old episodes though, I think that might be my favorite "doing ____ is tight" moment, had to pause I was laughing so hard

[@juanjesusligero391]

@@logicfirst1041 Rewatching old episodes of Pitch Meeting is tight!

[@dahdoc1614]

Yeah that hey shut up was brilliantly executed and caught me off guard!

[@dabatman5187]

Good news,they both co exist like the humans and Dino’s somehow

[@edwardjohnson6744]

I've heard both on the sane video. I think Hey shut up is much funnier though.

[@DhakaiyaHunter]

Watching a pitch meeting without watching the actual movie is TIGHT! Edit : Thank you all for 1k likes and all these awesome replies. I truly appreciate it!

[@niall2236]

I personally credit Ryan with saving me from watching dozens of awful movies!

[@King_Vangelis]

Oh yeah it is

[@chasehedges6775]

YES SIR INDEED

[@DhakaiyaHunter]

@@niall2236 agreed... But watching horrible movies after watching pitch meeting video of that movie increases the entertainment factor. Try it, I think you’ll enjoy some movies.

[@silk1435]

I was really hesitant about going to see this one, I don't think the Pitch Meeting helped. Although the last movie I watched was Maverick, and that is brilliant Edit: 49 seconds and I get a like wtf is happening

[@Gormfeld]

At this point, I don't even watch new movies anymore. I just watch pitch meetings instead.

[@djcringe1257]

Tim Cook, that's exactly what I thought when I saw him first 🤣🤣🤣

[@nightwalker5958]

“That’ll teach that dinosaur to…be a dinosaur!” “You got him, sir!”

[@danielmendez1893]

I like how raptors are as fast as cars, and also have the endurance to chase them from a city all the way to the coast. So fun.

[@justhorsinaround8294]

Unless they're chasing a main character on foot, then they can hardly keep up.

[@Adrianglumanda]

To be fair, Malta is so tiny, that actually isn't far

[@hollybock8463]

They were genetically modified military hybrid raptors so that’s pretty plausible to me plus chasing their target literally becomes their sole focus.

[@danielmendez1893]

@@hollybock8463 “genetically modified military hybrid raptors” you typed that and you were cool with it 😂

[@enzi87]

I just finished watching this movie and it's uncanny how accurate this is

[@alishaleblanc9290]

This has to be the funniest pitch meeting yet 😂 😂

[@raymiller934]

I loved the fact that he brought up Owen lassoing and wrestling the 8000lb Dino in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

[@teslaromans1023]

For real. His wrists should have snapped like twigs when trying to hold down the Para

[@mrb2349]

Agreed. We humans are severely overestimating our strength.

[@FeralSparky]

@@patrickkearney8774 You can tell they are just in a pool with heated water with how they got out of that "ice"

[@hazardeur]

my friend and me walked out of the cinema right at that moment. we knew it's gonna be stupid but we were not prepared for that level of stupendous stupidity

[@skteosk]

"That'll teach him for...being a dinosaur." (Honestly, the climax of the movie is two big dinosaurs killing another big dinosaur while the main characters just walk off with disinterest and we're supposed to...admire the effects?) Spot on as ever, sir!

[@teslaromans1023]

That sequence felt sooooo pointless and contrived. Somehow the only plan for emergency was to gather all the animals in the main compound ? Not even a dedicated Dino place ? And the dinosaur battle had literally nothing to do with the main story unlike the first…

[@thepubknight6144]

@@teslaromans1023 oh making dinosaurs into horror film types of monsters instead of the humans who are clearly the monsters in this film is tight !!!!!

[@stonetic2515]

"A big dinosaur is going to eat all the main characters but then a different dinosaur shows up and fights it" is about 80% of all JP endingss.

[@enjoyitbro]

That was one of the highlights of the movie though, after so much bs it was nice to see them do something right

[@jase276]

@@stonetic2515 Though the difference in this ending was that the dinosaurs didn't even care about the main characters. They had beef with each other and the main cast just happened to be there but were ignored anyways. They were seriously only getting themselves in harm's way by not just running AWAY from the fighting dinos.

[@algorerhythm7663]

Great characters, do some more in different settings! Awesome!

[@thesullivanstreetproject]

OK, I just got around to watching the actual movie. From the first scene, I was like “nope, impossible”. I’m addition to all the stuff Ryan brought up, did anybody notice how Owen and the pilot lady crash landed in a frozen lake where the camera clearly showed water blasting through the windshield, yet when they exited the plane, they were both totally dry?

[@lacolem1]

Love it when Blue cornered Owen, winked, and said “It’s morbin time” before eating his face

[@AegixDrakan]

That's gonna be the new "did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" isn't it? XD

[@gymnastgirlflips]

I didn't realize going into this movie so much screen time would be not only focused on locusts, but locusts that are on fire. Thank you for this pitch meeting. You always verbalize all my frustrations and make it a little more bearable.

[@mattgee4867]

I immediately thought of Austin Powers and Dr Evils sharks with freaking lasers attached to their head. Or bears with bees in their mouth from The Simpsons. Like upping the ante in a totally ridiculously exaggerated way.

[@encycl07pedia-]

I think if they condensed 100% of the locust screentime to them when they're set on fire and afterwards, it would have been better... and cheaper. Still a really fun movie to see.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@encycl07pedia- they’re in like 2 scenes before they’re on fire, and both are necessary

[@encycl07pedia-]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That's not accurate. They're scaring kids in the USA and all over the lab shots in Biosyn as well as when Sattler sees the "wild" specimen. We never needed to see them in a lab before the fire scene and honestly didn't need to see them destroying crops. They could have covered it with the CIA or FBI map scene.

[@sinovuyobudaza7167]

"This is an action movie, that's how helicopters land" - hard me rolling. - Wow wow wow, wow.

[@jkadoodle]

I love how the screenwriter needed Wikipedia to remember the main character name 😂

[@noneed4me2n7]

“We’re running out of iconic characters to milk dry”, not an exact quote but the point of the joke so relevant and succinct. Plus I giggled so thanks for that.

[@bobfleischmann5208]

I agree, but one still stands the test of time... Tom Cruise!

[@80s90sOriginal]

theres one franchise that comes to mind that surpringly is still untouched..

[@michaellooks8397]

@@80s90sOriginal I'm curious, what would that be?

[@80s90sOriginal]

@@michaellooks8397 back to the future