JURASSIC WORLD - Double Toasted Audio Review

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

When Korey started singing his JURASSIC PARK song and Martin said "Cut that bitch off" I knew the review was gonna be hilarious.

[@29AndreG]

Jurassic World: Positives: Great performances from the cast and fun action sequences Negatives: Stereotypical characters and forced relationship between Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard's characters. Mixed: the visuals effects (The effects on the new dinosaur look good, the other dinosaurs look okay, but the raptors not so much in sunlight.) Final verdict: 7.6/10 (matinee, I recommend it.)

[@29AndreG]

Kids from the hood in Jurassic World, I would pay to see that.

[@TheAccursedHunter01]

You know Chris Pratt's "Black Sidekick" character? What happened to him? He seemed to get saved from getting eaten, and then disappeared into the woods, never to be seen again. It's one of those weird loose ends that I'm surprised these guys didn't touch upon. Doctor Wu also vanished, but I think that was for a cliffhanger/sequel bait. Overall, this was hilarious as usual.

[@DTheRedCloak]

The Accursed Hunter01 He's not dead. He appears in the final scene in the hanger with the other civilians.

[@TheAccursedHunter01]

DTheRedCloak Then I believe he's the only black man to survive a Jurassic park movie... I know there was a black kid in Lost World, but still.

[@lizardC549]

The Accursed Hunter01 he didn't disappear, you just can't see him because he blended into the woods because of his dark skin

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

lizard .master that just makes him the smartest character in the movie then

[@guthax30]

How is it that guy went from being "That asian scientist in the first movie" to being the franchises main villain?

[@AJ24773]

I liked the first one & the third one, didn't like the 2nd at all though.

[@henrypicklevitz8870]

AJ Parker I think Jurassic Park 3 is the worst of the franchise. At least the 2nd put more effort in implementing the similar suspense of the original. The 3rd was just a cheap monster movie.

[@maloperverso8118]

AJ Parker I like Jurassic World so much it gave me a rock-solid erection! No Bullshit!

[@AJ24773]

Malo Perverso i feel ya (not literally ofc lol) saw it last week, movie was great. Might go check it out again

[@catspawgardner3213]

I so agree with Martin about Claire being put in the middle she's been put in tough position. And she has to deal with her sister's brats that have been dumped on her & her sister's giving her grieve about not spending time with her nephews. I would be like I gave your kids free passes for everything your don't want to hang with me anyway. Not only that I'm working if I don't do my job I'll get fired so which is more important? My job is more important you should've brought the kids yourself.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

the movie turns 5 today! better than the last 2 sequels but not as good as the first movie these human characters are so flat and 1 dimensional the real appeal is still the dinos and that climax...so worth it!

[@91MoonKnight]

I thought it was alright. Jurassic Park is still better.

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

To date this is one of the most underwhelming sequels i have ever seen.I hated it and don't crucify me for my opinion.I'm glad that there are alot of films coming out that will outshine this overrated commercial failure.Ant man,The Minions,The Hunger games mockingjay pt 2,and Star Wars episode 7 are gonna be better and they will feel shorter.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

well it's still the 2nd-highest grossing film of 2015 maybe explain that if the appeal of dinosaurs isn't the exact answer

[@wallywest2038]

First is the best, third is my personal favorite and second is just meh, nothing to say really. I personally loved JW. Thought it was slow at first but once it got goin I was loving it.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

better than 2 and 3 but not as good as 1it took me a while to realize the woman playing Zara is the same woman who plays Lena Luthor on Supergirllet's face it, at this point it's hard to give a damn about the human charactersthe dinos are the real stars of this franchiseanxious to see what future installments hold in store

[@milton3204]

"I don't want to spoil anything" he says right after spoiling the entire movie, and then he proceeds to spoil even more. LOL Korey really needs to learn how to review movies, he still does this shit even today. Thank god I watch him for the comedy and not for reviews.

[@catspawgardner3213]

There were somw problems with this film the kids being forced on Claire by her sister than a forced relationship between Claire & Owen. Just to name a few.

[@hieuo9554]

NHu con do boai tao ay deo xem duoc