Jurassic World Evolution but my park is a disaster

[@alexanderveritas]

*Kevin:* *Frees carnivorous dinosaur* *_Your guests feel unsafe_* *Kevin: **_WHY?_*

[@commiedog425]

You're

[@visassess8607]

​@@commiedog425Your*

[@commiedog425]

nah still you"re, dictionary hasnt changed yet bud! @@visassess8607

[@FunnyLilNightmare]

"So how do I get him back in?" That's it. That's the movie.

[@RyanDigzz]

I don't get how a 1.2k liked comment hasn't got a reply, so I am here

[@turgburg4890]

Oh e

[@ellithejoker1046]

Ryandigzz You know, you aren’t under the obligation to reply to a comment when it has a certain amount of likes

[@RyanDigzz]

@@ellithejoker1046 you also aren't in an obligation to tell me that, because no one asked

[@ellithejoker1046]

Ryandigzz Someone had to tell you at some point, so I took the shot

[@OldBuford]

"should we really go back there? 5 people were eaten yesterday." 'yeah but they have dino-hour everyday from 2-4 so we can get our usual ball of grease and lard fries for half off and i really want one of those "i went to jurassic world and all i got was death" shirts'

[@Paul-xw3wt]

love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, Oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

I mean, you'd be a fool not to amirite?

[@razy7609]

Shattered Glass jooohny boy

[@MiraSubieGirl]

They all have amnosia, its contagious.

[@13thephantom]

You're crazy if you think that isn't my thought process

[@Poefeathyr]

I want a shirt that says "I was eaten at Kevin's Jurassic World"

[@DrCandyStriper]

If you have an ink jet printer and an iron you can make that happen with a blank shirt

[@swedishstudiosgaming]

@@DrCandyStriper True... 😐

[@lucasallanrogers]

@Maga Land Bros anything is shit size if you try hard enough.

[@rainbowlightning5156]

so do i but the stuff to make it is too expensive. i don't have the money

[@tommeakin1732]

_Jurassic World but people taste too good_

[@everythingsalright1121]

what part of the people ;)

[@Paul-xw3wt]

love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, Oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

[@sponsoredbyclorox4706]

Nygia .....what....?

[@zerlichr426]

Jurassic world evolution but it's rip off en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park:_Operation_Genesis

[@memvapswd2213]

Tom Meakin nice comment

[@Anna13Tonks]

Ι love playing all these games seriously and then coming here and watching Kevin make his dinosaurs eat people 😂

[@MH-sg8rn]

Dynasti Jackson are you stupid? It’s called google

[@tungsten_talons]

You've probably found out by now, but it's available on Steam for abouuuuut... 50 dollars. Plus 10 for the deluxe pack.

[@PhoenixAngel429]

I wanted to see more of ones like Kevin's but alas, they play the game "correctly"

[@maxim2489]

Wait so that's not the goal of the game? I thought it was supposed to be like the movies. You know the park goes right the something fucks up and a lot of people die.

[@Tsakeli]

Is.... is that NOT how you play this game?

[@RossCuth]

*Ceratosaurus wreaks havok on park* Cabot: "Things are looking good around here, huh?! I love what you're doing with the place" :'D

[@getfucked196]

RossCuth Cabot is a sadist bitch

[@Mr-Green0]

Well, Kevin's getting a promotion.

[@avocasmr2430]

Jesus, I read the first word as Coronavirus. I must be getting mad and paranoid.

[@Xerruy]

That’s pretty much what Cabot is like lol

[@Whimsy3692]

Me, obsessed with this game: "Yaay! I'm earning $125,000 in revenue per minute, and have a two-star rating! And absolutely no accidents!" Kevin: "Hey, guys, look! I'm making $87,000 in revenue, save money on dino feed and fences, and have a 1.5 star rating! Oh, and I have *3 dinosaurs running loose..."* Me: *spits out drink*

[@xaverius6170]

"I have one dinosaur in my park and I just abuse him all the time." Jurassic TOLD!

[@fbiagent5616]

@Katie Bailey Lol nice

[@asho4821]

People come to eat in fast food... They don't realize they *are* fast food

[@acat4215]

ASHO Some of them are sluggish though like that one fried potatoe sort of sluggish.

[@josephdickson3531]

fast food... but not fast enough~ ;)

[@asho4821]

Joseph Dickson ;)

[@toiletchildren5127]

Except without the fast. They trip a lot.

[@kittysmacks-so2nt]

If they were fast food they would've gotten away

[@MikeAlphaNovember]

'Jurassic World Evolution but my park is a disaster' Sooo.. every jurasssic park movie

[@SirDankleberry]

I mean.... at least they tried to keep them contained.

[@greyboltentertainment8338]

they dont have dino bites

[@croissant2882]

"Oh you absolute troublemaker, you. Okay youve earned it, you can go and roam the park a little bit" Kevin takes a good care of his dinosaurs

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Haven't seen the video yet and i'm gonna take a shot every time Kevin causes someone or something to die.

[@LesbianJumpscare]

U ded yet?

[@darylchurch2115]

Don't be crazy, no one could handle that amount of booze.

[@mandala314]

Wait what if he means a shot of dino tranquilizer?

[@gangstertomato3359]

dw he might get mixed up with the healing on like kevin

[@BjenTheBlaster]

Someone You Don't Know pretty sure this dude is dead now

[@justdelta2335]

Human: Dear God, I’m having the worst day of my life, my friend got devoured by a Ceratosaur, I bet my day can’t get any worse! Ceratosaur: * Leans head around the corner and looks at human * Oh I bet Jurassic Can...

[@Scourge728]

Kevin: *puts trees around the exhibit so the guests can't see it* Also Kevin "Why won't my guests look at my dinosaurs

[@dougf9419]

“I can get you cold bodies I know a guy” Jim appears out of the Pickens portal

[@argent6989]

You get a like for the pickens portal

[@SfinxVid]

12:50 Even when simulating a park that goes out of control Kevin really loses control of his park lol

[@chaosmastermind]

Sometimes I wonder just how innocently people play these games. Just following missions, trying to get a good score, obeying the tutorial... Completely oblivious to the chaos that Kevin can bring to the table.

[@wolfm33]

4:36 "Look , he's found a friend". Almost fell down from my chair laughing.

[@sci_pain3409]

“I think we need to get rid of this thing, it’s getting in the way” *removes ACU center, the only thing that can get the dinosaur back in*

[@glove2734]

What a Jurassic mess

[@emmastarr5242]

I’m dEAD Jurassic Mess? More like Bore: Ragnarok...

[@xaverius6170]

To be fair, Kevin's level of competence is roughly the same as of the park directors from the movies.

[@glove2734]

Xaverius the sad thing is you’re not even wrong

[@Cooldaysinthesun]

I’m dEAD I see your comment on every Call Me Kevin Video xD

[@Paul-xw3wt]

love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, Oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

Honestly this seems like one of The best ideas they could make with a Jurassic Park licensed game and they nailed it.

[@alioc3298]

It’s just a remake of Operation Genesis from like 15 years ago

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

@@alioc3298 Oh yeah, I remember watching BestinSlot on that a long time ago.

[@marie.cechovska4239]

"Your guests feel unsafe" Hm.. wonder why

[@chewchewtrain]

Why?

[@superjmm12345]

chewchewtrain "The road isn't complete"

[@chewchewtrain]

Akuma Otaku Ah yes. No wonder. The road being incomplete is the worst tragedy that could take place at Jurassic World.

[@ariathompson6902]

"Jurassic World but Kevin is in charge" explains all that is happening in this video

[@ge5510]

the dinosaur was only attacking because no one would pet him.

[@josephdickson3531]

sounds like how to train your dinosaur?

[@bill4665]

"i dont want it. put it back" - i love kevin sm, hes so funny man 😭❤

[@darylchurch2115]

(Sees the video) Me: "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE JIM PICKENS ACCESS TO DINOSAURS!"

[@MrDUneven]

Death finds a way.

[@MaiaMirabell]

"....AND INNOCENT, UNSUSPECTING VISITORS?!"

[@k.g.donathan6271]

The jeep jumping and actually making it into the enclosure made me laugh really loud. My mom could hear me in the next room.

[@cowboid]

my prayers... they have been heard...

[@brians7927]

Love the idea of the game but there are things I wish they added. 1. Herbivores should be able to eat grass and trees. 2. Breeding. 3. Carnivores should only kill when needed. 4. Carnivores either chase or ambush prey instead of the prey standing still for them. 5. Dinosaurs/Guest should be more interactive instead of acting like robots. 6. Unconscious Dino should wake up in a certain amount of time instead of just lay literally forever until you move them. What do yall think?

[@brians7927]

Smotan Why not? Just stating my opinion. I'm not saying the game is bad and everyone should hate it. I like the game.

[@josephdickson3531]

I liked the ideas. I would want to see Carnivores hunting and ambushing customer- I mean prey, that would be interesting to watch! ^_^

[@rott3npaul294]

They are all females, have you watched any of the movies?

[@josephdickson3531]

Insert "Life finds a way, have you watched any of the movies?" Joke here. :) anyway, we know the dinos are females because of the choice for safety to stop them taking over, but what if the player was crazy enough to research breeding and ignore the safety and suffer the consequences? Imagine the scenario where your island starts to get out of control? O_o I kinda like the crazy possibility to teach players why they shouldn't breed~ ^_^

[@rott3npaul294]

Joseph Dickson life does find a way, but after Jurassic park went to shit.. So it won't make sense if they can breed while in captivity. Tht would be a cool tho

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

I love how the Dino didn't eat the Dino he killed but he didn't hesitate to eat the humans immediately. That's amazing

[@LittleSchleich]

This guy never ceases to deliver lmao

[@alleycat98]

@7:24 Ah yes, the age old marketing ploy of making people go through the attraction before they can get to the gift shop.

[@Badasscyborg27]

I love the little head poking round the corner at 4:08

[@dani_751]

kevin: "we dont pay for injuries, psychological trauma and/or death"

[@g0ffm0thh]

"Your guests feel unsafe" *I WONDER WHY* 😂👌

[@troodon1096]

Too much cholesterol in the french fries probably.

[@joenuts8227]

☝️ ☝️ 👌 👌 😉😉😉😉😉😉

[@themidwestemo]

With Kevin playing, it's a Jurassic World *Revolution*

[@sigma6656]

Why does everyone immediately fall over when the dino wants to eat them? You would think at least someone would be able to avoid slipping on all of the bannannanannannana peels.

[@andruloni]

Purposely engineered flooring

[@joenuts8227]

The BANANANANANANANANANANANANNAANANANANANANANNANANANANANAAAA NAAAAAA peels

[@psyducktective]

The fact that the game kept complimenting him on how good he was doing makes me wonder how bad it has to get for you to not be doing “well”

[@Trippy824]

This was my introduction to Kevin, and I immediately subscribed when I saw how he played

[@TheWorldisQuietHere3]

*YOUR GUESTS FEEL UNSA--* "WHY?!?" lmao XD

[@musicgirlpro]

Why do I want this game

[@johnnybrown7810]

It's great it was on sale a few weeks ago

[@floatingc5326]

Its free now on epic games

[@Ashadar_Resouley]

well if they get eaten they can't sue so was this a disaster or a master mind at work

[@anshumaanmishra7134]

7:12 "Aw! Look at this ugly fecker!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please make some more Jurassic World Evolution videos.

[@TheKlabim]

FECK, still no news from Jim Pickens and his 'family'. But at least I am sure that this absence of Jim will end in a triumphant 2-hour-return-special of him. So YESS

[@MaiaMirabell]

I am waiting, too. My hope is that The Discount Version Of Grognak in that coral pink bikini will somehow be brought into the story in an unexpected yet highly amusing way. I have presented this idea to Kevin, we'll see if he picks it up or not.

[@AnfronNavarro]

"I'm going to come out here every day and berate you. STOP BEING DIFFERENT!" Had me rolling.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

Mr. Kevin.... I will *not* be investing in your park.

[@acat4215]

Artpholomule Nutt Why not? Unlike other parks you can touch and pet the dinosaurs. Not sure how would the giant lizards would react though, but it's the thought that counts.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

A Cat it's a quote from Jurassic Park. Except the character in the film says Mr. Hammond.

[@acat4215]

Artpholomule Nutt Haha I know just wanted to add my own spin on it ;)

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

A Cat oh...... ok

[@stuart0wen]

Your own spin sucked

[@sykorixgraveborn7142]

7:14 I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂😂, you are REALLY good at making people laugh

[@yungjones7168]

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES I BEG YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@velex2166]

"Hes panicking! And so are the investors!" xD Im dead

[@kandrevv4355]

OnLY 90’s KiDS WiLL reMeMBeR tHis

[@ZMike38]

"it looks like an ostrich." -Kevin accidentally perfectly translating the name "struthiomimus"

[@Tr0llShaman]

When Kevin started hating on Struthiomimus within the first miniute, I cried, he's so cute. :

[@risingfalcon]

"he'd rather kill himself than commit" I laughed too hard at this

[@tommeakin1732]

Human must be pretty goooood I guess

[@kilderok]

Very similar to pork with a light tang of fresh tuna, according to one cannibal.

[@anjeliadibben6106]

gamy

[@jacobgardiepy4724]

Aren't you also top comment?

[@joenuts8227]

I wouldn’t know I haven’t eaten anyone... does eating people in fallout count?

[@chrissixtytwix]

I love both Jurassic World games honestly, theres something so satisfying about having dinosaurs and making sure they're well kept, and making sure the parks are fun for guests, getting all the bars to 100% is super fun for me for no reason XD

[@DeathnoteBB]

Any game ever but Kevin kills everyone

[@isaacstrawbridge9421]

DeathnoteBB do you really think it could go any other way?

[@alioc3298]

One of my favourite childhood memories was playing operation genesis on the PS2. My brother zoomed into a cow and said “the majestic cow”, and the damn thing dropped dead from starvation

[@neuroticplays]

All of Dr Malcolm's fears have come true with Kevin running Jurassic World

[@thomasharris975]

Kevin: “what happens if I open the gate?” *𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲* Kevin: 😮

[@NegimaSensei]

"How did the guests even get in there?" *Malcom pops up in the upper right* 'Guests, uh, find a way.' Also, you had the right idea with the people zoo. It's a legitimate park strategy. You can enclose all the guests in a fence as long as the park monorail access is inside of it, and you can let the dinos free roam.

[@manologamerss5801]

Isn't that ball thing that they had in Jurassic World basically a moving enclosure for the guests instead of the guests moving to watch the dinosaur enclosure?

[@oooooooooooooof9877]

7:04 I'm in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegage14]

Kevin you are Jeff Goldblum

[@luuk5444]

thegage14 both god?

[@MaiaMirabell]

Pfffft, Jeff never that handsome.

[@thegage14]

true true

[@pooindaloo6049]

Chaos theory = Hire Kevin and see what happens

[@ReleasedHollow]

Well, he does suffer deplorable excess of personality.

[@ThechaosInsurgency-1]

Kevin with the first dinosaur "What the heck is that thing?!" Later "What a good boy"

[@imdatpigeon2470]

Ostrich Dino... HIDE HIM WITH TREES

[@AstonJay]

I love these videos! Been watching a lot of these park videos lately and absolutely love the chaos😂😂😂

[@torakwolfproductions352]

*Ceratosaurus is causing havoc and eating people* Cabot Finch: "Things are looking good around here, huh? I love what you're doing with the place!"

[@SotonskaTamburica]

I'm so proud to be featured in such a wonderful, inspiring video. After watching this I have decided to open up a dinosaur park of my own. Thank you Kevin.

[@dagothur2666]

Sequal plz?

[@Unipulse43]

Sequal?

[@will9324]

@@Unipulse43 sequel lmfao

[@jollygreenginga7970]

Sequal

[@colormetwisted]

"death is always coming" would make a great tombstone, and a great sims episode title

[@bruellbart2380]

Everybody else on their first Struthiumimus: "Hmm... ok." Kevin: 0:31 - 0:45

[@Whimsy3692]

At least Struthiomimus are cheap to make. Invest all your time in those first, and build sTeaDy reVenUe. :D

[@jprofio]

I was gonna say something about him trying to breed the all-female dinosaurs, then I realized that that's literally the plot of the first Jurassic Park

[@sm-solo]

"Fill up this place with warm bodies" "Aww do they have to be warm?" "I could fill up this place with cold ones not a problem" Um

[@mctool269]

When you were in the Jeep just cruising around and went off that jump all that came to mind was the dukes of hazard, and I’ve never even seen the show or movie lol. Keep it up mate, good stuff!

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"Construct and power a fast food restaurant" **Sets dino loose in park** He'll turn you into food pretty fast..

[@1dasd22Al]

I love how big your channel is growing! I remember seeing it at like 50k and now you're at 536k! Look at you go!!!

[@OliverHatched]

Was just thinking I could go for one of Kevin's videos, aaannnnddd NOTIFICATION.

[@rikiishitoru8885]

He uploads at 3 PM EST every day

[@primus-1-]

lol on the translation 7:57 it says classic case of EM NOSE YOU HEAR its contagious

[@TheMostUninterestingMan]

I want Kevin to play Thrillville

[@spyseynochos6473]

Thrillville > Coaster Tycoon

[@tomo4977]

I want to see how he can deal with an actual army and kingdom, being as evil as he likes with Stronghold Legends

[@popburnsy3207]

I want to shill a mobile game for him to play, but haven't gotten a cash endorsement yet.

[@pennylan364]

You don’t have to be fast, you just have to be faster then the other guy........greatest advice ever given

[@mjrbummer]

Thank u for uploading this now and giving me something to watch/do while my nephew who I’m babysitting naps :)

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

I love what you're doing with the place nothing is better when the game has to say something so nonsensical

[@timofluit5132]

*Jurassic World Evolution but Jeff Goldblum talks over everything*

[@voteZDLR]

This game actually looks pretty fun. Especially for kids I think who are just getting into Jurassic Park and dinosaurs maybe and videogames. It sounds like it could even be semi-educational as far as money management etc but it also allows you to let the dinosaurs run amok in the park, eating visitors at their leisure, etc. It reminds me of when I was a kid growing up playing Roller Coaster Tycoon (man I miss that game) and when you get bored of actually trying to make a good park, you can create a roller coaster that literally is just a ramp into the sky, killing the passengers most certainly when they land.

[@Patkosi]

I wonder about the percentage of Jim Pickens hatching successfully

[@SalteTz]

idk how or why, but somehow this was one of the best episodes you've made. Really enjoyed it!

[@moonamoo2]

8:19 GET THE FENCE FIXED NOW chill fam i'm making a hole :)

[@idontevenknow9758]

I was watching this on the train and kept giggling like an idiot. 100% subscribing, your content is great!

[@koreanpanda7804]

I guess, life finds a way. :3

[@josephdickson3531]

I though Kevin was being optimistic about 2 female dinos making an egg, but if they do in the next episode Kevin is Jeff Goldblum confirmed. O_o

[@tolbiny36]

You forgot the "uh" ;)

[@BigHatStudios]

Can’t believe it’s been three years already, Christ... I watched this the day it came out. This video is destroying my sense of time. God damn it Kevin!

[@AlexS-oj8qf]

This reminds me of my first gameplay. I put the humans and all of the attractions in cage and let the dinosaurus roam and kill eachother 😂

[@majortom5123]

Hey kev I’m sick and so bored but your giving me laughs and making me happy thank you

[@mackenzie3239]

Once I saw the notification...all I heard was the Jurassic Park music 😅

[@kevq.2687]

"Oooo.. aahh.. that's all how it starts. But then later there's running and um,.. screaming" ~ Dr. Ian Malcom - The Lost World 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@DimanArtworks]

No matter how much ragnarok you unleash, your Jurassic park is still pure bore. Kappa

[@Kunizuka_xo]

Your channel is something I didn't know I needed in my life. How have I survived all these years without seeing this kind of stellar gameplay?

[@soepsoep6445]

LMAO games like this always seem to end in disaster when Kevin plays them

[@RetconCrisis]

8:49 That's actually kinda adorable

[@cowboyanxiety]

god this made me laugh so hard abgdhfgbdfh i love you kevin

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

What's funny is that Call Me Kevin got me into Jurassic World Evolution and even later Jurassic World Evolution 2. LOL