Jurassic World Youtube Poop: JURASSIC WHIRL

New Star Wars YTP: • Star Wars YTP: Count D...
Eh he he he, errrrr raww how how how hoowww, HA HaAAa HA HAAEERRRR
Anyway, Dr. Henry Wu decided that the Indominous Rex needed to randomly have Dr. Phil's voice, Claire goes nuts and shoots everything, Owen is gross, everyone keeps swearing, raptors are jerks, and other absurd randomness.
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(YTP) This is a heavily edited satire that is very different from "Jurassic World." Universal, please just monetize it and leave it online, as it doesn't contain a single un-edited scene. Thanks!

[@AverageJoExplorations]

"What kind of diet doesn't allow shit?" "All of them, actually." Haha perfect

[@TyrannoWright]

Rexy, Indominus Phil, Spinosaurus, King Kong: Best fight ever...

[@theodorbondoc6345]

Damn right.

[@AverageJoe___]

TyrannoWright 20th like

[@FablesScribe]

And people said indominus can rekt Kong

[@CMT1995]

Kong saved those boys, he should be given credit for that heroic deed

[@lordindoraptor6983]

TyrannoWright- I know right I'd watch that.

[@tombrady2246]

3:09-3:13 “The key to a happy life is to accept that you are never actually a c$&t” I could not agree more. (Actually a pretty good motto to live by)

[@samkresil6011]

2:12 Claire: Someone delete that.

[@SinisterClockTitan_600]

Bro Claire Is Sus😳😳😳

[@SinisterClockTitan_600]

Claire & Grey Are Sus, Ayo😳😳😳

[@adrawingguy9013]

I love this movie but u have destroyed my lungs from laughter

[@matthewmoran5297]

+Sergio Meza Well, yeah, of course. Nothing can beat the original. But this movie was fun too.

[@matthewmoran5297]

***** Oh.

[@margogoralski6294]

Same.

[@randomdude189]

yeah I seriously couldn't get a breath in

[@narcleptik]

Fuck the movie lmao was just so pointless

[@jasonwinchester9350]

1:54: my brain cells during a test in school

[@Foobie07]

I don't think any other YTP had made me laugh as hard as this one did.

[@diegoamaya2142]

The shooting montage part was hilarious at 7:00

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Claire should be in the military, her sniper kills man damn she's good

[@nathanieldalton1540]

"hah hah, haaah." -Jeff Goldblum

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Nathaniel Dalton Ar ar arrrrrr

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

Nathaniel Dalton ourrhhhh arrehhh hawwww hah hawwwwwwee

[@vadamsvengeance3219]

Moral of the story: Mr. Assrani is a terrible pilot

[@iforgot87872]

pigsrcool626 and a racist

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@iforgot87872 appreciating white people does not make you racist it makes you sain

[@ultrad-rex1389]

5:57. That killed me so hard. I was dying laughing!

[@Lande_n_w]

The teacher: One more laugh and I’m sending you all to detention. Me and the boys: 1:45 - 2:00

[@MaiYass]

my favorite part is the overuse of the snaping neck and the shooting part

[@lostjack157]

9 times. 9 times somebody got their head chomped on by a raptor in this video.

[@iforgot87872]

+lostjack157 Do you approve or not?

[@lostjack157]

Yes. I do.

[@bronyfanhelluvafan6728]

10:00 Even the Indominous Rex Couldn't keep her balance.

[@Sableantelopeenjoyer]

When you ignore the wet floor sign 10:23

[@micromotorsports8074]

6 years later still making me laugh

[@constantiusiii2044]

"You didn't tell me it was white." "Is that, bad?" "It's FANTASTIC." 😂 Glad I revisited this

[@toottootsonicwarrior5777]

1:53 Watching this again after roughly 6/7 years and deranged cricket Nedrey still has me blowing air out my nose. 😂

[@nikisntreal]

8:58 such a canny observation from Owen 😂😂😂😂 got me saying this to myself 😂😂😂

[@Nube-Gamer]

1:44-2:04 i... Can't Fμ©|

[@BigPissGuy]

Most people as raptors eat them: AAAAaAaAaHHHHhhh Owen when being eaten by raptors: No stop, dude, chill out.

[@R32-DreamyNYC]

Most underrated YTP Ever

[@ThemeParkChomp]

Isiah Muniz Not really. It’s just really obvious jokes and repetitive. YTPs like this are pretty gutter

[@iforgot87872]

@@ThemeParkChomp I have seen a lot of YTP's, and I really think I put more effort into mine than most editors do. I didn't realize editing Jurassic World with the three previous films and with several other films was considered "obvious jokes."

[@stansearcheslife6363]

@@iforgot87872 i find it amazing comrade

[@BonBon-od9zm]

iforgot87872 this was amazing, dont listen to haters

[@akgakg6355]

@@iforgot87872 It was incredible, friend.

[@DefinedSkunk]

Still hilarious to this day😂

[@Zizmoka]

This is F- ing hillarious! I'm glad I searched it back after 2-3 years. Thank you for making my day. Twice😆

[@dansamazingseries299]

4:31 LOL and at 4:49

[@DaniPenilla]

4:15 is also funny😂

[@JClayton1994]

This must be the 4th time I've watched this now!

[@charlietheanteater3918]

I'm on my 35th time and I laugh every time,

[@wg7730]

Hey man love your ytps

[@antoineboone3951]

Same here.

[@antoineboone3951]

Same here. And it's still just as funny!

[@thetucker6048]

Me too

[@sarthdidious96]

I like how Hoskins was just getting abused the whole video😂😂😂

[@Comrade1969]

5:45 🤣🤣 i laughed too much

[@indiantrainsr1739]

🤣🤣😁😂😂

[@mjkalasky2775]

3:08 That's actually some very nice advice.

[@billhiers4171]

So, you think enough people fell into the raptor pen?

[@viperpilot9989]

Bill Hiers nope

[@EtherealRoninERProductions]

ive also seen enough helicopter crashes

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Nope more people need to, raptors like human if you couldn't tell, they like it

[@lordindoraptor6983]

@@EtherealRoninERProductions More crashes

[@TrollHiddenCave]

You think they would set up a fence or something or Nets

[@anthrosapien3784]

I think I ripped something in my body from laughter

[@jurassicparkcommandcenter9709]

7:46 Rexy.EXE has stopped working

[@juniorlopez9354]

Legend has it that Bryce is still shooting till this day

[@BonBon-od9zm]

Junior Lopez yep

[@W0wzersNumber1337]

If jurassic world was directed by michael bay>

[@jubilantsleep]

biscuit lmao I was thinking the same thing

[@caseylapreganta4810]

Jubilee mcsame

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Michael Bay on crystal meth Molly Waka and PCP

[@jaydynnelson8406]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelmyers9746]

11:06 What I wanna do to my sibling when she’ll won’t stop annoying me

[@DrasticFox2004]

Same 😂

[@TyrannoWright]

12:30 I died.

[@indiantrainsr1739]

🤣🤣

[@Whispurer]

I love how Hoskins is constantly getting beaten to death in this.

[@alexanderpoxon1667]

This plot really confused me...

[@jubilantsleep]

Alexander Poxon not me

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

4:11 He is made of steel, or the I-rex needs sharper teeth, perfect from each perspective.

[@TheConGaminator]

Indominus Rex as Dr Phil is absolute gold

[@toyfreddy4223]

1:45 laugh.exe has stopped working

[@DoomerYag]

Thank you! When I was watching the movie and saw the guy punch the security manager. I thought it would be hilarious if a KZbin pooper repeated the punching process quickly, and you actually did it!

[@toaryanonicle8270]

4:40 Is that an Apatosaurus Voodoo Doll?!?!?

[@iforgot87872]

+Ryanonicle Tee Indeed XD

[@toaryanonicle8270]

iforgot87872 OMG! THATS IS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! THE MOMENT HE HITS THE APATOSAURUS TOY ALL OF THEM JUST DROPPED DEAD!

[@Palkia8842]

"How about when this is over we go a little coke?" ... "That's a load of crap." Lmao actually funny

[@thedarkskull2480]

11:23-11:33 i can't watch that part without laughing hard😂

[@toottootsonicwarrior5777]

Thats how u get an A+ failure.

[@ArctrooperHavoc]

​@@toottootsonicwarrior5777ngl I also laughed

[@RorenMovies]

2:04 Every time someone threw someone down, I couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Oh. I forgot to look out for this. No matter. I saw it now. It was pretty good. Quite repetitive, but there were some parts that made me really laugh. Keep it up :D

[@TrollHiddenCave]

It's all fun and games until Bilbo Baggins goes GRAAAAW *scaryface*

[@yazovgaming]

I have No idea wats going on at this point LOL 14:00

[@jurassicrecaps5750]

The best YTP ever! 10/10

[@iforgot87872]

Thanks! Ehehehurrrr errrrahahahaherrrrr HAHAAA HAHERRRR

[@Nicole_Auriel]

Dr. Phil-rex?

[@nonamenolife01]

2:15 that's the different Kind of sus Also 4:40 was that a "Yeet-osaurus"

[@neiketa525]

Bruh, every time the raptor snaps Udesky's neck 💀 😂

[@whiskii]

12:30 absolutely killed me. I haven't cried laughing like that in a while. Also 4:10 I found ridiculously hilarious too. You always choose to reverse bits that are actually funny. Good job, this was incredible. =)

[@bo7923]

Whiskii how about 10:42😹 that killed me for sure

[@Joseariana]

1:53

[@BonBon-od9zm]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ronno8567]

The Bilbo’s evil face when he attacks Claire is hilarious!! 🤣 That’s what I call a jump scare!!

[@glennrhee6063]

My new diiiiinooosauuur....

[@dm1059]

"No..stop...please!! Dude chill out!-snap!!! Lol

[@skanda1751]

12:55 this scream is so funny 😂

[@davidavocado14]

14:35 always gets me

[@aishikmukherjee8438]

14:45 made perfect sense

[@georgeclayton3496]

ooh that scene when blue went into the grill I died! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juniorlopez9354]

Where's that at

[@87solarsky]

3:07 "The key to a happy Life is to accept you are never actually a ©µИͲ."

[@Automaticstop1]

3:21 made me laugh😂

[@TheDerpOfHolland]

12:17 to 12:45 made me laugh so hard

[@BonBon-od9zm]

TheDerp OfHolland same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@indiantrainsr1739]

Omg🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@haidernaeemmalana8601]

That one car scene at 9:15 links like 7 movies in 10 seconds and does it so fucking flawlessly, this man is a God

[@mustafabaskara4468]

4:50 very good

[@GoGoBean34]

that fight though, king kong vs trex vs spinosaurus vs the indominous

[@lordindoraptor6983]

I'd watch that.

[@TheSillyCroc]

BobMcBean34 except kong would win

[@adisornyouastracraftgame8775]

on

[@panwiatrakpoprostucawthon5206]

3:13 I laugh so hard

[@gosteponyourmomslego5053]

I laughed more than I should’ve at the Triceratops saying Pingas

[@roxythestarfox143]

Me too lol😂😂

[@lumbago9652]

The way denis nedry laughs gets me every time.

[@JClayton1994]

12:33 HAHAHAHA!

[@TheHurley108]

Best part.

[@rangelesrosete3920]

JClayton 19

[@dylanguzman4638]

I didn't expect that.

[@shadowrodent1509]

That’s scary!

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Don't watch porn people!

[@charlietheanteater3918]

I’m disappointed we haven’t gotten a Fallen kingdom ytp yet “Where’s frying dory”

[@theodorbondoc6345]

This was so funny. XD

[@bo7923]

10:42 listen good what he sais😂😂

[@glennsworldofbrickfilmsand7624]

1:05 him and Claire having fun

[@PhoenixKoopion]

5:45 - 5:54 IM DEAD

[@Palkia8842]

14:40 HAHAHAHA

[@nathanstreilein758]

Lol the Gondor soldier death never gets old.

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

This is great, best ytp I've ever seen, none has made me laugh, not kidding, but this one has perfection on the joke timing to be followed by the laugh compilation... It is the best ytp I've ever seen.

[@Milsim-sf6ju]

2:46 3:01 and 3:21 killed me

[@Pyroraptor16]

Dr. Phindominus rex

[@kerikosuzuki0287]

Despite being a YTP, it had the most Funniest and Epic Final Battle XD EDIT: I would love to see Fallen Kingdom YTP in this Style as well XD

[@iforgot87872]

Perhaps next year before Dominion 🙃 This is my most popular vid so it feels like I need to come back and do another.

[@kerikosuzuki0287]

@@iforgot87872 I'm looking forward to your Chaotic Fallen Kingdom YTP XD

[@johnnygreen2556]

Just 420k reviews in 8 years? This masterpiece deserves millions of views.

[@MrGraveSlice]

Im not lying, I was out at least 10 minutes when Bilbo sneaked in to watch the prono. I was totally out. So funny I couldn't even think straight.

[@iforgot87872]

+MrGraveSlice You know I was actually planning on sending you a message to watch this vid because I know you like scary loud Bilbo so much. Glad you liked the scare haha. I think that sketch is the best part as well.

[@MrGraveSlice]

Haha, I do. The best part about it is the ear rape. You should make a horror story YTP that involves the Bilbo Killer as the slasher hahah. Just do what you do man.

[@theauditor5275]

Did Starlord just beat the shit outta kingpin?

[@gmchammer]

The Auditor yup lol

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Yep he did

[@zackm9287]

whoever made this is fucking awesome

[@calfman3333]

I laughed every time the Velociraptor snapped Udesky’s neck.

[@chair9416]

1:54 I CANT STOP LAFHIN AT THIS 💀

[@AHeroicGuy]

That Bilbo scare caught me off guard... amazing ytp by the way - well worth the wait! :D

[@magnified111]

O.K. dude, you're slipping. This was just..................meh. I can't believe you would spend so much time on something so mediocre................................yeah, I'm kidding. This may be the best YTP of all time. I've never laughed so goddamned hard. Thanks for this.

[@TheRumChum]

HOW DID I MISS THIS WTF!

[@TheRumChum]

1:45 had me crying already that whole bit lmfao

[@TheRumChum]

ok that 5:49 bit had me almost spit my beer all over my keyboard. holy fucking shit lol

[@jubilantsleep]

Lol. He’s great. So random. Not quite as random as you yet tho lol

[@hassanscorpiusjurassicdino8355]

10:55 I laughed fucking hard to 11:13

[@SuperDefender4]

Best Part 5:47

[@imwatchingyou4937]

XD wtf

[@bluelazyprofileguy1122]

Lmao 🤣

[@getmario64]

Oh my god I can't stop laughing! This was so funny! I can't grip my throat while laughing. It hurts!

[@datboidave7238]

click on this comment 3:30 and pause right on 3:36 and look at the phones.

[@iforgot87872]

+Davie Tv Congratulations. You are the first. You found the easter egg of this ytp ;)

[@lordstark869]

you have good eyes

[@Blackcat-gy3kl]

HAHAHA!! I did'nt catch that!

[@kratosgow09]

Possessed Bilbo Baggins

[@thatcreature6596]

Lol

[@The_PokeSaurus]

7:14 Even The Raptor Wants Him Dead! :)

[@williamhiers1280]

Scary Bilbo in the back of the truck is one of the best bits.

[@autumnberdy8713]

You're supposed to watch these while you trip right? 😂

[@jubilantsleep]

Yes and no

[@cameronhedrick4017]

the part from 11:06 leading to 11:23 and ending with 11:28 had me laughing so hard lmao

[@samkresil6011]

0:12 Hahahahha! Ok, this is going to be huge.

[@Anguirusfan1955]

i cant stop laughing throughout the entire video