Just a normal Japanese ad

[@ItsDKPP]

i dont catch bullets with my hand, i use chopsticks

[@Ultimatefusion666]

Average asian

[@MADED1TS]

He got us In The first half not gonna lie

[@mahdimaziukas7984]

I don't catch bullets with my hand I eat them

[@haevenlhanceavancena7397]

Yas

[@pookieluh]

STAR PLATINUM!

[@politrap1931]

As a Japanese person who visits Japan to see grandparents I can confirm that: not all of them are weird, but uh some of them are… ok maybe a lot of them

[@endtimeanointing5283]

Thay did make Anime. Also, before tge weebs kill me, I mean in the sense that Anime can be a very niche and precise genre to a wacky extent and it's one the biggest mold breakers in media, which is great so lls don't kill me

[@wta1518]

@@endtimeanointing5283 they definitely are good at covering up their war crimes.

[@wanabid98]

​@@wta1518 when will you people stop this shit? everyone did war crimes not a single big nations in world never have history of war crimes.

[@wta1518]

@@wanabid98 War Crimes have only been a thing for less than 100 years, so not every nation has done them.

[@shadowllght]

@@wta1518 More like the west doesnt care lol

[@Y.Nawabi]

The guy was so strong that he might actually stand a chance against shaggy at 0.00000000001% of his power.

[@IzzyTheMVP]

I haven't watched Scooby-Doo in 3 years 😶

[@yyy2438]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gentleman-The-One]

The moment shaggy uses 0.00000000002% he ded

[@captainflowers748]

Meme died bro… just let Shaggy rest

[@Mikustan39]

@@captainflowers748 Careful now. He might here you.

[@Ocro555]

“Dear diary:” *“Today my teacher turned into a chalk”*

[@dantewitty3790]

Least stressful Japanese (&East Asian) student dream :

[@FrisktheFurret]

That's not a teacher it's a transformer

[@mihael_jercic]

You mean dear dairy

[@user-ic3cn7dn3t]

​@@mihael_jercic alright that's kinda funny I'll have to admit

[@Robin-jk6wz]

Funniest shit I ever seen

[@stachu5049]

Her: this isn't even my final form *turns into chalk*

[@leavesnpaws]

microscope*

[@TF2Soldier756]

Comment with 568 likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that. 2 comments now

[@subject-0]

​@@TF2Soldier756shut

[@davidlukus]

​@@TF2Soldier756N O

[@elliotcovington5739]

​@@leavesnpaws*chalk

[@BuiHieuDong]

That moment when The Matrix at home is better than the original The Matrix.

[@superawesomeninja2]

The original Matrix is sick as fuck tho

[@anonomaly]

I don't think you watched the original Matrix if you think that.

[@elialfassi9139]

​@@anonomaly r/wooooooooosshhh

[@EINWITZ]

​@@elialfassi9139 why are you r/whooshing him ?

[@RandomOcraft]

@@superawesomeninja2 AGREED

[@Ragehunter]

“Ask milk” 💀 💀

[@torch_]

ok see ya in the afterlife-

[@AxelG209]

You have to ask milk we’re your dad is that’s the whole purpose of the ad

[@NekohaSnak]

Ask milk where your dad is

[@DinaPakravan]

@@torch_ TRUE 😂😂😂

[@DinaPakravan]

@@NekohaSnak YEA 😂😂😂 UR SO RIGHT IM ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂

[@ashurakusanaga5917]

It figures. The commercial is showing one thing, and then blindsides you with what they're actually advertising. I had NO IDEA this was a milk commercial until the end. 😹

[@satibel]

Tbh they say it at the start that it's milk

[@craftydemon529]

haha, 69 likes, nice

[@olimar7647]

Same. I was wondering if maybe it was about chalk? But no. Milk.

[@gomicgamer1245]

@@craftydemon529 Its cringe and not funny

[@craftydemon529]

@@gomicgamer1245 everyone has their own sense of humor, mine happens to be dark and immature

[@luffybingus8631]

“No alcohol does not effect my child” *the child 30 years later*

[@rickastley5578]

GASI GASI GASI

[@azf68]

damn women need to drink more alcohol then if they want their kid to have superpowers ig 😂😂

[@Vaihly]

They still in school 30 years later? 💀

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

*affect

[@Ryann9]

The mother didn't drink alcohol, the mother eats, drinks, and breathes pure chalk.

[@crystal4988]

Korean teen: *walks into Japanese classroom* Teacher: *starts throwing chalk* Korean teen: "and i took that personally."

[@Juvia_Locker]

This is Japanese not Korean

[@Juvia_Locker]

I retract my statement you were doing a joke I apologize

[@alkasaket379]

Can you please explain? I don't get it.

[@incemomnia]

​@@alkasaket379respect in Korea is a big deal. Even as far as eye contact. So I assum the common occurrence of Japanese teachers throwing things, especially chalk, at students is highly offensive??

[@todalo]

"Your dreams have meanings" My dreams:

[@bogdanandries4184]

268 likes and no comments, lemme fix that

[@smartigamer07]

🗿

[@KyleGK01]

​@@bogdanandries4184 shut

[@lenut]

🗿

[@Xelaria]

Means you gotta get milk, Unless your a dad.

[@alirezadashti2271]

How much alcohol does that milk contain?😂😂😂

[@russelllim4891]

*Yes*

[@bigbadt]

12% by moles

[@typhon7653]

3 bottles of vodka per cup💀🤣🤣🤣

[@TsukiNaito1]

More like shrooms. 😂😂😂

[@deerdanger698]

Very

[@BMM8621]

“Aye bro have you seen my phone?” “I don’t know. Ask milk”

[@lindapark7338]

😂😂

[@Asirah_Vladsivrat]

I actually had a nanny named milk 😃

[@shyper17]

Can't. Milk went to get dad

[@Ch-Lex]

Ha'ah lah

[@Pm-606-42O]

​@@Asirah_Vladsivrat💀

[@physivvx]

pov: your teacher turns into a giant 9 ft peice of chalk in the middle of algebra 1:

[@Matei54321]

i always hate it when they do that

[@rickastley5578]

GASI GASI GASI

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

that still happens to me in geometry :(

[@Cursed_Emoji]

Smash

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

@@Cursed_Emoji what

[@lightssbw]

unironically one of my favorite ads, i’ve watched this 9 times

[@SpectralPal]

I'm outta chalk BECOME THE CHALK

[@josefagomezschmeisser8356]

Brutal

[@leipaherra6789]

Very brutal

[@YelmutsHelmet]

“Puzzy puzzy PUZZY” while she was turning into chalk killed me

[@sketchstormss5727]

GOLD COMMENT AWARD: 🏅🥇🎖🏆

[@Meme-di5in]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@Bhotoshop]

US commercials: Boring until the Superbowl Japanese commercials all year:

[@billyrussell8684]

Super bowl ads ain’t shit anymore either tbh

[@lel7841]

​@Billy Russell yeah I think it peaked around the time of the cat stampede commercial cial

[@TheMojito02]

The asian matrix be catching bullets with chopsticks

[@CabinofAresfan8]

I don't know how they managed to use teleporting chopsticks and use 1 to catch bullets with the power of super man

[@dantewitty3790]

Not even his final form. Yusuke was built different

[@nvs0p]

We need more ads like this, definitely

[@amadeusasimov1364]

"And then she turns into chalk!" ...wait what? "Yeah! She like literally turns into a piece of chalk!" That's insane...do it!

[@ThePonderingOrb]

She turned herself into caulk, funniest shite I've ever seen

[@TWRLS92]

IM CHALK RICK!

[@mikaelascarlet1406]

mom: how was school today? me: oh you know,as always full chalk

[@jadendowell4414]

You could say it was chalk full of educational experiences

[@mikaelascarlet1406]

@@jadendowell4414 what experience? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Stint45678]

@@mikaelascarlet1406 the teacher

[@kapilsharma6627]

Dio pose at the end got me

[@calicobagels]

WRRRYYY!

[@ItsmeUVie]

KONO DIO DA!

[@allennahab6837]

Same

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

i love how the title says "japanese ads are so weird" while the thumbnail is a sniper scope locked in on a teenage boy

[@user-mz8yr9cw4f]

Japanese ads are just your regular everyday acid trip

[@Eyz02hpwx]

Bro is trained to catch mom's sandal

[@theyearwas1473]

Somebody in Japan once watched an Old spice commercial and it just spiraled from there

[@honesteagle98]

“WHAT THE HAIL did I just watch?”

[@peace_Palestine20]

when both teacher and student are anime fans😂😂

[@m.thaarchayne]

"mom, can we watch the matrix?" "nah, we have matrix at home" then starts dancing that had me dying 😂😂🤣

[@Do-not-ask-who]

My Japanese teacher made us watch these ads at the start of the year

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I can't get over the "ask milk" I have yo go to Japan apparently to ask the milk

[@ShieAyla]

You ABSOLUTELY need to do a FULL reaction video.

[@sheldonchaqueco1176]

"We got matrix at home" got me🤣

[@evangonzalezruiz1925]

literally my maths teachers throwing us the chalks

[@Now_Roxas]

Helos

[@alfredovazquez664]

Definitely the most normal thing on everybody's TV monitors in Japan

[@thempress-ro]

I want a whole video on Japanese ads, my God that would be GLORIOUS.

[@Hawkborat]

I love how that was just a daydream but then they really do the "WRYYYYYYYYY" pose

[@pookieluh]

bro said: STAR PLATINUM and started catching the bullets

[@Sunriru]

ads like these are the best. so dumb but so amazing. always brings joy to my life~ edit: you really should so do reaction videos on just odd ads. ive found some really out there ones before and some are just like, "so need to pour bleach in my eyes now"

[@wave7090]

Please don't pour bleach into your eyes You'll go boff and in pain for life possibly

[@explozen2719]

"When your chalk runs out Become the chalk" - Sun tzu

[@TheWeirdSonicFan]

Had me on the floor

[@British__]

I love How Teacher Tranformations sound Like Kesing Kesing Kesing

[@STraXTra]

"kashing kashing kashing" Love it 💀💀

[@barrysegeren9198]

Happens to me all the time. Is this weird gor you guys?

[@themrunknown850]

Average Milk Enjoyer:

[@PhyzoRolie]

Ngl this would be a fire anime

[@nuIlsky]

if this was what every ad looked like i wouldnt mind watching them

[@1ru1e472]

The chalk teacher was what really got me 😂

[@VYDEOS2]

Man accidentally tapped into ultra instinct

[@Orio435]

she really pulled a mario and said “letsa see the terminator do that, eh?”

[@rudranillahiri6329]

Imagine matrix at home eh?

[@sukunatoes]

My life is better after knowing this ad exists

[@gammafive6598]

She got that Imperial Japanese rizz. If you ain't got ammo *BECOME AMMO* *Battotai plays*

[@ndr7204]

Bro unlocked his observation haki 💀

[@kalascience3794]

The most normal advertisement in Ohio be like🗿:

[@lyricplayzz]

Mom can we watch the Matrix ? No we have the Matrix at home *the Matrix at home:*

[@user-ff6eg3jy4k]

I love how they actually put the Japanese music in the end

[@michaellegg9381]

Steven he must have coped a chalk to the eyebrow in class 😂 I was wondering what happened but I worked out this ad video was the clue!! 😂 you clearly couldn't beat the ICBM chalk teacher rocket..

[@RoseyCakess]

Out of all the strange ads, this is the best one I've seen yet

[@LordUcchaShrava]

This is so funny that my laughter will be delivered in 5-6 business days

[@thepoopshitter]

this man is getting ready to solo the entirety of fiction

[@prankest7440]

I mean, it technically worked, now it’s highly memorable.

[@mertyuip06]

When it comes to ads Japan just hits different

[@Octo_of_the_QIA]

I watched this 5 years ago and I remember it vividly

[@Shtupido]

Thats the exact information any child wants in school 💀

[@Aylli230]

I've seen this ad before and I was dying to laughter and I still love this it's sooo hilarious

[@marenillustrates4497]

I remember watching that 😂 it’s so so weird but so funny and memorable!!

[@kundi9211]

Japanese ads: dont let them know your next move

[@RoundStep]

Bro got that ui skill 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@jasper5117]

I loved the part how she turned into a chalk, totally accurate!

[@stardewofpyrrhia4381]

wut

[@vaekehuaka8416]

You will never be bored with Japanese ads. 😂🤣🤣

[@chiefthomas5342]

Id drink milk if our adverts were like that

[@AriHatesMakingUsernames]

One of my favorite Japanese ads was just a normal one, it was an ad for ham, but instead of saying “Fresh” in English, they kept on saying “Flesh, Flesh, FLEEEEESH!!” With a bunch of happy looking old people

[@mailam8846]

It was ofc a comedy ad. And it was good, honestly.

[@ihasnobrain5665]

There is no such thing as a normal Japanese ad And i love it

[@beethoven2592]

As a Korean, this ad is miniscule to what I've watched.

[@sunseraph1919]

This ad looks like something that an American would think a Japanese ad would look like. 😂😂😂

[@Str4wb3rryM00nlight]

There is a French KZbinr (Sora) once he reacted to Japanese ads like this, that was really funny 😭

[@sageuduoise8582]

That teacher really said, If you want something done you go do it yourself

[@liizzset]

Love this Japanese commerical. One of my favorites from Japan. Can coat this almost by heart. And don't speak fluent Japanese. Steve should watch Long Long Man.

[@funniloneliboi]

Didn’t know that drinking milk in Japan gave you a Touhou hurtbox 💀

[@mrcoolperson_78]

kusing kusing kusing! this is the type of video that you vividly remember and think its a fever dream but encounter it a few years later

[@Ewokforlife]

Man I hate it when my teachers transforms into a giant piece of chalk.

[@nicholausmills548]

Ask milk?!?!?!!! No friggin way had me dying

[@jossieb93]

I remember when I was visiting Korea....and the commercials were the same. People were doing the most random thing and then at the very end it was a coffee commercial. It was always a coffee commercial 😂

[@MrKingDice77]

"OMG MY STUDENT IS BEING BAD" *casually turns into a piece of chalk with a face*

[@I_ate_your_toast860]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the chalk transformation SFX *"kshing kshing kshing"*

[@lodwwaflu9563]

When you finally know what the ad is promoting and realize that is just nowhere in the ad

[@maskedrecruit4571]

That jojo pose they hit at the end while drinking the milk is just perfect

[@user-uw8pr8vg1d]

He can concentrate on dodging the chalk but can’t concentrate in class

[@perico4937]

when the teacher turns into a HIMARS Rocket out of sheer anger

[@Nickgam_er]

Bro those transformation sounds

[@jemariejavier3016]

WHAT THE *NICE WORD* IS THAT EVERY AD PUT SOMEYHING SIMPLE BUT THAT💀

[@salmamahajna]

Him “ Mom can we watch matrix” Mom “no we have matrix at home “

[@gbgbubbaa7062]

Imagine watching an ad that’s more interesting than the show itself 💀

[@InkMotion_Studio]

"Dear diary" I had the weirdest dream last night

[@rajeswarisandhu556]

you can never guess what it is about when u watch japanese ads

[@ArianesDrawingPH]

That kusikusikusi Milk Commercial was Legendary!

[@BuenoSama-xk7re]

I wish commercials were this funny here

[@Itler2frmtattoine]

Nah teacher just transformed into a living chalk.👩‍🏫

[@Joel-.-0]

I have no idea what part of that ad was about milk, but I love it😂

[@rowbeans-l1n]

“Long looong maaaannnnnn” is the greatest cinematic experience in history

[@Sinister_692]

Dude I literally can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 😭 💀