JUST BE RICH AND DON'T DIE! - The Game of Life 2 with Adept, Hasan & Zoil!

[@jauda3245]

After Mr. Cow said "I'm already a millionaire and I'm not even halfway trough the game, just like in real life" somebody in chat said "trust me you are" monkaS

[@kaydenbloomfield7388]

Mr. cow is gonna get assassinated MonkaW

[@Jyappino1010]

@@kaydenbloomfield7388 ASSASSinated gachiHyper

[@kaydenbloomfield7388]

@@Jyappino1010 oh god it’s a fucking weeb

[@pissfi]

Years of drinking only coke + ingesting gfuel powder: this pepega already has one foot in the grave monkaW

[@kaydenbloomfield7388]

@@pissfi oh god your right, he’s gonna start snorting it soon

[@SnoppleWopple]

"Just be rich and don't die" Words to live by

[@Fallblade]

4Heed

[@dem0ns588]

4Heed

[@BeetleSmasher]

4Heed

[@kaiserdude7648]

4Heed

[@9h-14-maulanaarifcahyana9]

@ツNikoaZ U DONT DansGame

[@hiimcosmic]

"She just sucked my juice and I get nothing" this guy HAHA

[@jmeistur2879]

Welcome to marriage lmao

[@vaccuumrolls7243]

True to irl lul

[@waffles5306]

43:14

[@2tfl236]

If anyone wants an argument against marriage here's one point😂

[@RiMeijer]

@wesawthevideo

[@Relaxing301]

"You could've been a brain surgeon and earned 500 millions." Zoil 2020.

[@ishaboy5090]

"I'm getting more smarter"

[@zaiikun4685]

5Head

[@Ceelo_8]

@@ishaboy5090 more smarter 5Head

[@DatGuyAegis]

"I graduated! ... but im broke 😞" *every college grad ever*

[@princeo242]

Depends on major :)

[@ruffemoto]

Laughs in good education system

[@rotuu2682]

@@ruffemoto in norwegian haha

[@coronavirus553]

@@ruffemoto your going to start a war in the comments I feel it

[@placeholder7213]

@@coronavirus553 nah chat is too young to know what an education system is dw

[@kaseymitsuri7]

11:32 Adept: "I'm going to stay single" X: "Really?"

[@xaviershaboo7859]

This aged well

[@TheHipPro]

@@xaviershaboo7859 i'm so glad i found this.

[@shi-chan5779]

@@xaviershaboo7859 Your comment too

[@oof6205]

@@xaviershaboo7859 This aged.. VERY WELL.

[@mercury-779]

My dad used to do this with my mom and stuff, instead of playing game of life; he drank heavily and beat my mom in front of us

[@serkanvargel1274]

So he got the happiness crown?

[@CarSpotter9]

Pog

[@atallahraihan478]

Your dad is smart, he didn't invest on love

[@Jeremy-ss9mn]

You're trying too hard, just stop

[@mercury-779]

@@Jeremy-ss9mn sorry for telling my abuse story, I’ll just keep it to myself and end up committing suicide from a 12 gauge blast to my skull in front of my wife and children because I can’t share my trama stories properly

[@dignified5340]

Thank you for that wonderful life tip Mr Cow! I wouldn't be the same without it!

[@alouachachraf]

What's the life tip

[@potatotower7288]

@@alouachachraf the whole video

[@alouachachraf]

@@potatotower7288 thanx

[@paulveba6225]

@@alouachachraf the title

[@神林しマイケル]

@@alouachachraf he said schools are scams and just go straight to getting a job

[@Bloodworia]

this is way more fun to watch than monopoly

[@anomalydk6878]

I like monopoly more

[@theemeraldaxe1414]

Monopoly is more fun to play, this is more fun to watch

[@terencefletcher5139]

@@theemeraldaxe1414 true

[@zondor8123]

yeah i like this more, monopoly is too long sometimes.. this one is a time saver

[@qiusam919]

@@theemeraldaxe1414 true dude

[@cameront4729]

Love it when Zoil plays with xqc :)

[@theFrogLiege]

Same :)

[@SwaggyHopee]

True

[@jimbeam3266]

This dude is such a douche 😂

[@theFrogLiege]

@@okeeguguru :c

[@fendy5124]

@@okeeguguru GTFO NaM

[@mniao9256]

theses streamers playing together was very fun to watch, im sure they are still very good friends and not in any sort of drama

[@aybluesan1178]

Clueless

[@zachlee4075]

Hasan “this game doesn’t allow to to recover” yeah that sounds like rest life to me lol

[@iMqmba]

The amount of foreshadowing in this video...

[@Jacob-ldk]

💀💀💀

[@salsazilla790]

25:00 "Can you get divorced?" "Yeah. You can" "Ohhh and then one your little hearts would break" lol

[@jukii2617]

Oh no..

[@papplejooz2137]

Honesty I could not have imagined a better end to this game.

[@shinigami45-k4b]

How did it end i dont want to watch all of it

[@papplejooz2137]

@@shinigami45-k4b SPOILER 🚨: xqc dominated the board with a shit ton of money but the juicer warlords “roommate” got every possible heart and knowledge space, zoil thought he was pulling himself up from the ashes of taxes and bad luck and never has more than a 100k until more than half the game went by, and when they all went into retirement everyone thought the thanos of board games (adept) was gonna win, until xqc pulls off the no u like stark did in endgame with all the money he had earned over the game and all the investments he had.

[@jpec_531]

@@shinigami45-k4b look at this dud

[@user9999-z]

@@jpec_531 dud? im not ur dad

[@studiouscoconut]

"I'll be dead before I juice em out." -Felix

[@matthewmartinez8050]

This line has me crying 😂

[@cesarcampuzanomartinez8182]

me to school: how do I get rich and stay alive? school: just get rich and don't die

[@monkey-ep6bo]

School: don't get rich just don't die

[@oscarkonopka696]

@@monkey-ep6bo soooooo true

[@kagayore9884]

Nah the answer is: Lava is called magma underground

[@cesarcampuzanomartinez8182]

@@kagayore9884 thanks

[@fendy5124]

@@cesarcampuzanomartinez8182 mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@k.daniel2947]

1:01:46 mods writing "chat gets a house before we get paid Sadge" and "mods yacht when??" PepeLaugh

[@jasmindinner2378]

Zoil- “I’m gonna get a cat” Gets a dog

[@herculean616]

2nd round was so dramatic lol. xQc was straight up capitalism, adept living the best life, hasan could've won but got unlucky on all his rolls, and zoil just falling into debts.

[@nickelfront]

1:00:54 notice how his heart rate jumps up PepeLaugh

[@iargoni2080]

Roommates PepeLaugh

[@GhastMan03]

how does a streamer get a heart rate on screen anyway?

[@aaron_2317]

@@GhastMan03 he has a device on his boobies that counts his heart rate

[@KC-bg1th]

Hasan’s version of life is to have the game make the decisions for you. OMEGALUL

[@Just_City]

“ if they pop off you get some of the juice back “ 😂

[@kozbringer638]

“That fucking witch gave me nothing” I laughed so hard

[@nullproof]

15:56 GAMBA origins

[@Տophia]

Zoil hasan and adept make for the best cotent of playing against

[@matross795]

imo, this is the best group of ppl for squad games, also poke, gigi and moxy are fine too. i love them so much FeelsOkayMan

[@Տophia]

@@matross795 Greek too

[@offtop1832]

its a chilly 2020 winter day, youre watching xqc play the game of life with friends, life is good

[@jordanhunter5961]

its 2023, life blows

[@helcaelanitebimochinium]

aware she successfully took 50% in his game of life...

[@Jacob-ldk]

💀💀💀💀

[@DaMathias]

“Im already a millionaire and im not already half way through, just like real life pog” LMAO That actually made me laugh. I don’t know why some people got mad at that because one it’s literally true and two he was obviously just joking around like he isn’t bragging about or nothing like half the people chat follows on instagram.

[@mrgunaman]

22:09 you can tell know one understood him everyone was just silence lol

[@niftydantheman6077]

“I’m gonna get married” Adept liked that

[@DH-ij9pe]

his face when she says shes going to be single is hilarious

[@stewka3791]

48:25 Timing

[@Jason-kp4vc]

Funny how a majority of chat claims to be apolitical but a lot of them are vehemently against Hasan's stances instead of ignoring or tolerating it.

[@swahi2702]

🤷🏽‍♂️ a lot of people who claim to be centrist or apolitical tend to be right leaning. But again, its literal impossible to be apolitical lol.

[@evil_spicoli2967]

They are just edgy teenagers who get their information from Steven Crowder Anti-SJW types.

[@SpinWars]

“40k!? Well I disagree..” OMEGALUL

[@TheDiscoMole]

Aaaah, always nice to have Zoil around.

[@jn2263]

3Head

[@k4m1kazep1lot4]

Hopefully these streamers are all good friends still in 2023, surely

[@FaxMeChicken]

Surely

[@mr_sparkly_face4087]

“r/wallstreetbets is more powerful than any Wall Street investment firm right now” -Jim Cramer

[@jordanbollwerk2395]

11:57 Felix quickly gets the KZbin thumbnail out of the way

[@Mr_toomanyfries]

Lol

[@lullebulle2]

Dream : Just be rich and dont die Reality : Just be die and dont rich

[@oof6205]

I forgot how good the texas house era was in terms of content.

[@kgftw]

Honestly, couldn't stop laughing at the end, was such a good video.

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

the game of life forget that you don't start out with anything

[@GeneralBlorp]

Some of us start with parents 😅

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

@@GeneralBlorp wow thats offensive dude, I'm gonna tell twitch lol

[@hunterlepage]

0:00 that emote really came back to haunt him

[@thatguynamedgeorge9218]

"College is a scam" - Zoil Proceeds to not be a scam. 5:23

[@OneProof]

"Fuck the loans, the bank can wait dude! my pocket can't" lol "I don't need money, I need a husband!"

[@zondor8123]

adept : "give me a baby" chats : Ok

[@Dogsushi42]

I watched this months ago when it came out and now I’m here watching this cozy stream again because I forgot the content.

[@saltbjorn]

Hasan: ‘i don’t want to end it yet dude’ Chat: *sadge* I do Christ man that’s depressing

[@davidlavvy8243]

So early that it's not even showing on his channel yet

[@ulysse9022]

Adept wants to stay single Sadge

[@PichuHasStems]

?????

[@naif9464]

PepeLaugh he’s unaware

[@Bobba_Ross]

Literally just finished watching this.

[@totallynotmymainaccount5247]

nobody asked

[@lightningcruzgaming8162]

@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 woah chill out man

[@tonytonychopper9037]

@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 cool boi

[@bluff8364]

Good for u

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 wow, really got him there, I'm sure he's crying in a corner right now.

[@bruhboi1454]

3:01 man really sneezes bombs

[@Mini5hrek]

18:13 YO KING

[@justwens2716]

Xqc has a anime character on his youtube banner . XQT AYAYA Clap

[@regarded9702]

Holy shit I just noticed. Is that new?

[@karlaruiz8685]

xqcAYAYA new emote

[@mitra1307]

Looks dope

[@achxd]

an*

[@SuperRh500]

Anyone notice how his heart rate is so high all the time.

[@faraway9445]

I think the heart rate monitor is not very accurate

[@thepapayo12345]

Normal heart rate is 60-100 so not that high

[@AndalusianPrince]

Its litt a normal heart rate

[@unclewilliamderek]

Azan malding in a baby's game omegalul

[@instantshambles]

43:05 Game of Life in a nutshell

[@GladG]

AZAN playing with X? PogU

[@superhealthkyle]

Denying the Arminian Genocide PogU saying America deserved 9/11 PogU

[@GladG]

@@superhealthkyle bringing that up? PepeLa

[@Chuddie14]

@@superhealthkyle link

[@0maybae]

@@superhealthkyle 2nd take is based but he doesn't deny the Armenian genocide lmfao

[@kazzafraz5607]

Why is no one asking why the jucier was constantly getting 4s when hasan said it was the Chinese number of death MonkaW

[@dzonyxddd5122]

i love this kinda content dude

[@IvanOfficial01]

I thought it was dumb that going to college you get some random careers, but it makes sense because sometimes what you learn in college isn’t the same as the career you have.

[@joshuvako80]

every single second was worth watching

[@fruitysoda]

lmao adept chanting red all the time is so funny

[@Jacob-ldk]

This did not age well💀💀

[@Titanus2057]

58:00 WAS POG

[@salsazilla790]

43:07 "So why would I get married?? That fcking witch gave me NOTHING" lol

[@hunterlepage]

1:21:00 xqc has a seizure and his heart rate drops dramatically in the next 10 seconds

[@kingzingo1784]

Lmao

[@muppyboi9576]

The way they passive-aggressively trash talk is actually funny

[@pain5244]

Who remembers when they played this game a long time ago where they actually play mini games also

[@beeboo5433]

Sigma male grindset over here

[@NEPFU]

6:24 whoever said Biden tax plan that shit had me dying for a good 2 minutes

[@brosorelatable]

from experience i can say the spinner in this game is both hard to spin online and in the actual board game.

[@TheyKnoTay]

I used to play this game on ps3 but now they’ve made it better

[@kuibathefirst]

Despair...

[@SirPonzi]

bro i like this game but adept inside is a struggle

[@yasuke7551]

xqc: 15:30 Lavar ball: true true

[@mimosaily]

43:14 LOL TRUE!

[@thynaruto]

I didnt expect this game is actually so entertaining. I have always seen this in my recommended and I have always skipped. Hasan is actually so funny lol

[@xTheLindix]

adept: ill take investment at 30 and kids at 32 xqc: teresa is getting dusty i dont even want kids anymore weirdChamp subtext

[@hllb0638]

Thank you for playing again Mr cow

[@AnsXenic]

' i just wanna go forward in my life ' OMEGALUL

[@botswanaenjoyer]

Mikhail Gorbachev declares this game capitalist bourgeoise simulator

[@swahi2702]

Nice to see hasan in the comment section once in a while

[@tucci06]

0:44 welp

[@CallMeYato]

Our Pepega at it again!

[@monishshah9011]

43:00 “ So Why am I married that fucking Witch did nothing “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caseydrought867]

I just rewatched the first game of life then this pops up.

[@anonymous7247]

20:50 Unidentified 🤣🤣

[@Krencher]

3:03 bless you x

[@soledieairvideos5974]

I love how angry Hasan gets!

[@reapd2576]

Why? That's Turkophobic and Hasanophobic. You're going to go down like all the other racists I shawled on Twitter.

[@rspystudio]

Summary of the video: Money > Happiness

[@darius5286]

Money = Happiness

[@kurostillwatches]

There’s this older version of the game which has a longer maps and was way more fun since it takes longer to finish the game but not too long like a game of monopoly does, idk why’d they have to cut it short like this

[@tlc1432]

This reminds me of eels and escalators from SpongeBob SquarePants.

[@albertjabraham]

"Fuck the loan, the bank can wait my pockets can't" Actual wisdom

[@soba_star]

The game was honestly simping for adept that last game

[@vladkostin7557]

By banning the "simp" word they are simply thought policing you for their own gain. They don't want you to deter their arguably main audience and main donators.

[@BeetleSmasher]

Indeed

[@BeetleSmasher]

5Heed

[@monkey-ep6bo]

That's kinda true actually 5Head

[@GeneralBlorp]

Governor Hairdo's coke won't buy itself; we need that city boi soy money to keep rolling in thru the pandemic shutdown while he dines maskless in Napa, duh

[@garailac]

A-DEPT PepeLaugh

[@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7]

?

[@bryann5230]

@@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7 think it’s like A debt if that makes more sense. Since they’re being taxed so yea.

[@biggpimpin]

a debt u mean

[@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7]

@@bryann5230 yeah ik garailac was just being “special” if you know what I mean

[@garailac]

@@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7 everyone watching xqc is special in some way if you know what i mean

[@RealGTZ]

Through out the whole video adept would not shut the fuck up with red

[@pothole9103]

'chat gets a house before we get paid' -some moderator

[@coldcube]

12:54 "WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!!"

[@weeb69]

Any% speedrun of life PogU

[@dingding7289]

Sub 25 run pogU

[@fendy5124]

Out of every pictures you can use, why did you choose that as your pfp the trauma man

[@naif9464]

Fendy trauma? I’m unaware of such critical information Sadge

[@adambrown209]

zoil with the sigma grindset