Just Beardsley and their gas station glasses

[@RachaePotter]

Murph looks so terrified after "that I could afford" lmaoooo

[@chelsjones]

it’s the same face he made during the “that’s what you think. and then i do a pirouette” but akdjejxj

[@_t0bi]

listen man they just took their nighttime ecstasy they're ready for bed!! but first they have to drive home

[@rudebega1494]

The fact that Pete’s cowboy hat was just Real Beardsley Lore I stg

[@3ndlessL00p]

I feel like Pete is very close to real life Beardsley in a lot of ways 😂

[@cannotthinkofaname7904]

​@@3ndlessL00p I agree; they're both kinda insufferable

[@BestBetterBestest]

@@cannotthinkofaname7904well that’s rude

[@cannotthinkofaname7904]

​@@BestBetterBestestBeing high at work and right before driving home goes beyond rude, I think

[@sofielee4122]

@@cannotthinkofaname7904 you did gather that its not *actually* ecstasy right? that its magnesium pills that just make you sleepy?

[@Mimi-of6sn]

When Brennan said 'when you say nighttime ecstasy do you mean --' it was so ayda coded

[@3ndlessL00p]

Hey, with Beardsley you gotta ask for clarification sometimes. This is the person that said "Masculine Fertile" out of nowhere like it was a common thing everyone should know about, when it was actually just a thought they'd had looking at themselves in the mirror at night while high on mushrooms.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

@@3ndlessL00pmasculine fertile made instant sense to me i’m ngl

[@genuineinterest]

When Murph started the gas station story and their shoulders went UP

[@rain.enthusiast]

The lightning speed at which Beardsley spits out words surprises, i think, even them

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Beardsley unlocked a whole new energy this season

[@radioactive_mouse]

i feel like “i’m trying to put my ass to bed! tonight!” is criminally under appreciated

[@Dangle-Oaf]

I love how Lou actually looks good in those glasses

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

He and Zac actually pulled them off 😂

[@bonesfloodedwithdreams]

@@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH FOR REAL

[@genuineinterest]

And Emily lmao

[@CompoundingTime]

Beardsley's lizard brain has fully won the fight for control.

[@DayZRain]

“ That I could affoooord!”

[@hipsnowsis7374]

at this point im mildly convinced beardsley is secretly a sitcom character

[@Sophia-sg3ld]

“Mostly clothing” is CRAZY

[@Sophia-sg3ld]

100% they were all at a buc-ees

[@indieoregano]

That's what I was thinking the entire time

[@OctopusOwl]

Oooh! That TOTALLY makes sense!

[@imarobot5124]

Tbf, that does make the whole thing 80% better if true. I too would get my card declined if I let myself go in a bucees. Have you seen their 3ft wide cowboy hats?

[@redblackroses23]

It's 100% funnier if they weren't. Buc's actually has stuff worth buying. The lil hole in the wall truck stops are filled with garbage that fiscally chaotic people like Beardsley and myself are compelled to buy through the dark magic emanating from the dirty tile floor and cigarette-stained walls

[@thebeesknees45]

But Murph makes it a point to qualify the story by saying it was a regular gas station, as if to drive home the point that they weren't at a place you'd half expect to buy that stuff, like a buccees

[@samsonmiranda4712]

Hearing the difference in beardsley's voice from back then makes my little trans heart so happy ❤❤❤❤

[@LostLifetimes]

Rewatching this, I love that Ally changes which part of LA the Warehouse is in every time, the International Audience needs to know the fun names of the chunks of the big "city" (County) that LA is

[@LostLifetimes]

It's just a tiny unimportant thing but it's Important To Me

[@frognation_]

@@LostLifetimes that's a really fun detail tbh!

[@RikkyRiot]

"I cant SPEAK while Bearsley is wearing these"

[@LostLifetimes]

This was me with embroidery thread at a Michaels once. "How the fuck did this come out to $80". At least it was self-checkout, but my friend had to watch me go through, take out 2/3rds of them, and rescan each one.... Humiliation. Stay away from the sparkly thread when you're high, they're like $5.

[@VeronicaWarlock]

This is impressive for real because each regular DMC skein is like 80 cents.

[@LostLifetimes]

​​​​@@VeronicaWarlock I think??? they were like $1, but yeah 😭 i made the high mistake of going off the "lol i get them for 70c at my old job so of course they'd cost about the same at another craft store" NO But even then that isnt really an excuse like bruh how does that even happen....

[@VeronicaWarlock]

@@LostLifetimes You're right though the sparkly ones escalate quickly. But I just picture someone with a bushel of tiny little skeins.

[@LostLifetimes]

​@@VeronicaWarlock it was more like a bouquet but basically

[@kamillakilambayeva3819]

happened to me with stickers

[@ESPHMacD]

Did anyone else see the Dirty Laundry episode with Zac and Ally where Ally copped to previously always driving with their gas light on and never having gas money. How many gas station incidents/stories do they have??

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

Ally closing their eyes like Cyclops without his red visor 😂

[@BestBetterBestest]

Brennan’s general vibe through this clip is “wtf is this gas station jimmy buffet energy Beardsley”

[@RikkyRiot]

i love the little "cuz i make money now" good for you Ally, i feel that

[@pandablossom_2659]

when ally yelled that at murph i immediately went oh i know what you’re talking about bc of the zoom adventuring party

[@ProgressiveBoink]

Ally Beardsley is a cartoon character.

[@GrifKilla97]

Lou and Murph both look really good in the glasses, I can very much see Barry 6 wearing glasses like that too

[@DreaOnzagle]

I’ve witnessed a lot of Beardsley bits in my time. This is the one that really & properly threw me for a loop.

[@travisdabis9805]

As someone who's developed migraines the past few years, I've never related more to a bit in my life

[@reneebystereo]

I laughed SO FUCKING HARD at this episode. As a nonbinary person, I've never felt more understood than I did watching beardsley try to explain their night time routine 😂😂

[@RachaePotter]

I have truly watched this probably 50 times over the last two days. I have it almost memorized at this point I can't tear myself away lmao

[@chrishei3111]

Zac looked like a 90s superhero with the glasses

[@Spiritoftherain]

I can't wait for the Adventuring Party to come out two weeks from now.

[@uwillneverknowwho5232]

Can’t stop rewatching this video, they are so funny HGHGFHFHG

[@Verylengthyapple]

Junior year has the best vibes

[@frognation_]

On God fr

[@freezi-drink]

The person who said that they were at buccee's is so coreect and in fact, its the only gas station where the "mostly clothing" defense is valid

[@danmur15]

I can't wait to see Adventuring party in two weeks, I gotta know what he meant lmao

[@sucrosesorcery]

"I have an ability to charge through them [the bit]" ............ "so when you say nighttime ecstasy-"

[@slaygi]

i feel like the rest of the cast didn't understand that all gay people watching would be consumed with love/lust for this ally energy

[@jamiepandaman]

I think about "That I cOUlD aFFoRd!" about every other day.

[@IzzyKawaiichi]

"We were at a *gas station* in *Austin*--" Me, a Texan, suspicious: "...IN Austin, you say?" On the other hand, if it had really been the beaver's, there's no way they got out of there with just those sunglasses.

[@sucrosesorcery]

3 magnesiums

[@RikkyRiot]

what *are* american gas stations?

[@lanceelliott2504]

So incredibly funny

[@danaslitlist1]

Okay but why does Ally look good with those glasses👀😂

[@poke2193]

Is Lou... ok? He seems less enthusiastic the past couple episodes. He's usually laughing a lot more. Or am I just reading too much into it?

[@Petco130]

At some level, these are happening way late at night, so it's probably just exhaustion, masked by makeup; if the guy didn't enjoy himself, he wouldn't still be keeping this up, I think

[@evren5642]

I think that may just be his resting face/he has a tendency to zone out sometimes! Like it’s clear every now and then he will just accidentally check out of a conversation for a bit and then come back soooo confused lmao. It may just be more obvious bc he’s tired or otherwise preoccupied thinking about something here.

[@Jann_MK]

I was wondering too, there aren‘t a lot of Fabian scenes either. Not trying to be invasive, of course, just he seems pretty quiet.

[@cannotthinkofaname7904]

I dunno. Beardsley showing up to work in an altered state, especially before driving home, is not cute or fun to me at all. It comes across as deeply unprofessional and dangerous

[@nehemiahsomers4141]

...they're blue light glasses

[@A_T216]

I don't think it's quite accurate to put magnesium supplements on par with state-altering substances.

[@cannotthinkofaname7904]

​@@nehemiahsomers4141 They're high.

[@frognation_]

​@@cannotthinkofaname7904 they're high from exhaustion they've said multiple times how long shoot days go . Nobody at the table would let them drive home if they were high or drunk especially not Brennan

[@beebo7071]

I agree completely one time my coworker clocked in and I saw them take a flintstones vitamin and I had to hold them down till the cops came