Just Cause 2 panau news report

[@LikeANinja64]

"Attention people of Panau. The explosions seen today were not from a terrorist attack on a government facility, but a previously unknown undersea volcano that erupted, then disappeared mysteriously."

[@ramadoisdianto5896]

LOL

[@getajobmate1281]

LikeANinja64 these always make me crack up, without fail. I don't know how, but these little messages have a more reliable ability to make me laughter than anything else.

[@petersinkworking6198]

"The nuclear explosion seen today was false"

[@patrickimaxted4563]

Breaking news: There was a skilled terrorist named Rico/Scorpio. Anyone catch this guy will be Costs 800$

[@matthewkurniawan4081]

But then realize the player name is uknownunderseavolcanogaming123

[@aiurzealot1710]

"Unlike the rest of you sheep, I get my news from a RELIABLE source!"

[@fishum6483]

THE VOICE OF TRUTH SO LISTEN TO IT

[@gustavofring9148]

All hail the voice of truth

[@halfastudio]

I live in Iran, and JUST RIGHT NOW, like I'm typing this right after it happened, we were in my cousin's store. And we're listening to the radio out of boredom and in the middle of the music a news jingle plays and says something along the lines of: "dear citizens, the explosions heard in [Place] were not an attack, but a planned explosion for the purpose of demolition" and then cuts back to music. Cue me and my cousins laughing our asses off and changing "just cause just cause" and me looking up this jingle to play it. So might as well comment. My fucking country is so fucked up that something that a game fucking parodied happens like it's nothing, and I can't stop laughing lol.

[@elijah5994]

والا وقتی جاست کاز بازی میکردم فقط به این فکر بودم که پاناو چقد شبیه ایرانه

[@Lungoose]

Funny & sad so very very sad

[@sprites4ever482]

My Condolences for having a Terrorist Government. I hope that the Iranian people will one day take their country back.

[@aceman0000099]

MashaAllah brother

[@MrEddrock]

I get so happy when I hear this tune!

[@gustavofring9148]

Same

[@MrEddrock]

@@gustavofring9148 Thanks Obama for reminding me of this happy tune 8 years later.

[@gustavofring9148]

@@MrEddrock no problem

[@brizzd]

how old are you now

[@MrEddrock]

@@brizzd I'm 23 now, and boy do I feel old.

[@seventeenpitchforks5545]

Just Cause 2 absolutely nails its "Asian dictatorship" setting

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

Like Suharto, Ferdinand Marcos, Than Shwe and Min Aung Hlaing, and Prayut Chan-o-cha

[@thanhcongnguyen2085]

The only source of news i trusted

[@ProdByDejva]

I love this game...i play in 2019! :)

[@forestforce2951]

and buy in summer sale

[@MeisterFlieger4677]

Ikr I still play it

[@iybjs5308]

Tbh I play it in 2020

[@tyrstone3539]

Yes yes! After 10 years i finally got this game again

[@engineeringservice7123]

Yes I still play it in 2020 I'm big fan.of just cause 2

[@fedorawhale9834]

Newsreader: Today there were signs of violence in the Mile High Club and it was saved by government agents. Truth: Nico saves everyone's ass

[@jc2archives504]

Nico?

[@jup1ter_f1ve]

Rico*

[@gustavofring9148]

Let's go bowling

[@MisterChief711]

Nico rodrigo

[@Zackislivid]

Nico nodreguez

[@gecodo]

Panau news theme, aka the big cover up song :P

[@gustavofring9148]

It's been 7 years, you still doing good and do you even play this game anymore

[@yougotmail73]

Better than CNN

[@pablotn2976]

._.XD.

[@Meeshington]

Amen to that

[@gustavofring9148]

True dat

[@jacobothy]

Not as bad as Fox News lol

[@Meeshington]

@@jacobothy 🔫

[@EisenDrache125]

I find this video so cute for some reason.

[@AverageChernobylizedHuman2011]

This feels like being in a kid's birthday party

[@eddsworldgaming9696]

Panau and Medici Starring Pandak Panay and Sebastiano Di Ravello

[@socialcreditdistributionsy3358]

+1000 social credit

[@saudqdb2920]

you are a schmuking shnucknuck

[@werewolves105]

LOL i love this music when the news come on in the game

[@gustavofring9148]

Same

[@AdamR638]

same too

[@chrissyrett1065]

I said that because when You work for the Ular after the first stronghold takeover he talks

[@stepan-4014]

Attention, residents of Panau, the explosions seen this evening did not occur because of an attack on a government facility, but it was fireworks in honor of the birthday of the Panau baby

[@terranova165]

i need this as a phone ringtone

[@MrTable678]

This absolutely sounds like a late 2000snearly 2010s ringtone

[@petersinkworking6198]

*Proceeds to ram nearest military vehicle*

[@bignibba8792]

This actually fucking slaps wtf

[@therobloxain5227]

All the enemy's in just cause 2 looks like obama

[@tyrstone3539]

Obama is the enemy

[@TheHKY09]

I thought it was recorded to be more blurry... lol

[@jc2archives504]

Please do the national anthem without the instrumental.

[@tyrstone3539]

JC2Archives its just a bunch of groaning

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

A bunch of lalalas

[@thestudentofficial5483]

LoL an actual political party in Indonesia actually used the notes in 0:29 - 0:32

[@pablotn2976]

XD.

[@serbianminion]

wich party was it?

[@thesniperofstalingrad7556]

Lmao which one? I'm def voting for it

[@wafiqnadine6408]

Pelindo

[@AshleyYoung87]

It's Funny To find out "Just Cause 2" is Released in 2010, and Perindo Party Was founded in 2014.. I Believe Harry Tanoe indeed A Gamers by using such note to be his party Anthem

[@thestudentofficial5483]

Who do you trust more? Panau Broadcast Company Or General's News Network?

[@ethanjones9955]

Obviously PBC. Remember, they are the *Voice of Truth*

[@SerbianCrusader]

General's news network.

[@OfficialVillagerTranslator]

Pbc they are literally talking about seabreeze sawmill destruction etc etc

[@imperialfront6366]

panau

[@OfficialVillagerTranslator]

Dun dun

[@Alexishere-x7i]

Slowed +reverb sounds soo good

[@chintancsc2779]

I love this game

[@theLegoAdam7272]

attention people of panau today air plane panau is cash

[@serbianminion]

Best song in panau

[@OfficialVillagerTranslator]

I WANT TO MAKE THIS MY RINGTONE!!!

[@myjunkaccount7284]

Sounds a little pokemoney

[@slovak-skiy-uv9fo]

soung like start kid movie

[@Nightprideenclave_studio]

Alright that it I’m get that games

[@sadkgecir8631]

2010 love

[@capecod12345]

@Destroyer4292 LOVE THAT LINE

[@loganwightman1325]

is there a MIDI for this?

[@ehflips888]

Isn't this also the national anthem?

[@tyrstone3539]

Klaus Simon Bondoc a version of it

[@Bezi225]

HOW??????

[@gustavofring9148]

Rico

[@AnticitizenZero12]

How do you get this audio from the game files? I have searched the files in sound/fmod and not found them :(

[@gustavofring9148]

Have you found it yet?

[@AnticitizenZero12]

@@gustavofring9148 Honestly have no idea, but thanks for the throwback mr Obama

[@Lungoose]

​@@AnticitizenZero12 it been a decade hope u found it G

[@EnglishBruv]

Just cause 2 is better than 4.

[@masterwolf3d579]

pac man anyone jk Lol

[@pablotn2976]

._.XD.