Debra DiGiovanni - How To Not Get Murdered

#DebraDiGiovanni on #California 's lack of water, #earthquakes, and why everyone should avoid cornfields.
Debra DiGiovanni stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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[@mr.beendoinit3223]

I love the she's laughing throughout the entire set! She has great energy and good delivery!!

[@nalanl]

"you're being chased by zombies and no one has diarrhea?" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@softlightlaboratory]

She puts a smile on my face lol

[@AmberAmbwee]

I want to be her friend. 😂

[@parlayphresh3062]

@neon what does it matter?

[@claudiaf.8190]

We all do. 😀

[@Ariel-ck9he]

I’m lucky to have her as a close friend. She’s fucking amazing.

[@deloresjackson8105]

@neon lies they're the most fun

[@annnewton2878]

neon - Fat girl here. What are you talking about? I would’ve never got to be fat if I couldn’t get my food down. If I ever did choke I would have a giant size sweet tea or Dr Pepper to wash it down with!

[@jasminejazz4247]

She is HILARIOUS!!! She goes from one laugh to another and it makes me seriously pay attention to every word she says so I can be prepared to laugh! Wonderful set, Debra! WONDERFUL!!!

[@djonskimu1148]

"Feminist in the streets, oppressed in the sheets", what an ender.. Apart from that, her dynamic delivery was the only thing that really stuck out to me

[@jenniferlawrence9473]

It wasn't really dynamic, but manic. Sorry, those sound effects and nervous laughter were cringy. It would be a lot funnier without that.

[@TheMichaelAdlerCarey]

Debra DiGiovanni is a truly SPECTACULAR comedian!! I have been a HUGE fan of hers for many years. I'd love to see her career expand even farther in the States.

[@maricarpisawis2876]

I can relate to her to a whole new level lol

[@robertworstell463]

I'm always on the verge of death there's nothing but cornfields here

[@MrSknottykid]

You make my heart happy!

[@Koudey]

Female John Pinette. Debra’s delivery and crowd attraction is spot-on. Well done, sheila. Well done.

[@desfog2566]

Yes

[@swagzilla3000]

Great energy, hilarious

[@ChicaGorilla312]

I love her 😂😂

[@jimher8810]

Shes funny

[@AmberAmbwee]

Christmas for me is school supply season!

[@tylerjameson6769]

I love her 😂😂😂

[@angelwild9145]

Wow she’s fab! I’m glad to have watched this today; she is very entertaining and funny!👍🏻😂🌹🎉

[@youtubeluver2561]

I’d get along so well w/ her! HATED HS, LOVE school supplies, plus she’s funny 😄

[@abicarrasquel6727]

She made me piss myself 😂😂

[@kiarabrown2641]

Her energy gives me life

[@lininomartino]

Add to list of how not to get murdered: for women, always wear shoes you can run in. No lie. It just means lower heel, things like that. You don't have to give up looking good. Safe is better, by far.

[@deloresjackson8105]

That bish that always fall

[@ZEREEUSLY]

She's so intelligent, I'm just becoming the biggest fan!

[@veronicawright3315]

I love Debra G. she's great. She talks a hundred miles a minute. But it works for her.!!!!😁😁😁

[@darrenwells3642]

I love you Debra!

[@brandongorham2954]

LOVE DEBRA

[@AngelaPaulina1989]

I must see u live. You’re such a gem 💎

[@DeathThaKidd]

I love her

[@msab657]

Please come to Atlantic City!

[@whhe11]

She sounds like female Robin William's...

[@juliannaakuamoah5938]

She's incredible.

[@AmberAmbwee]

Paranormal being: *run* Me and DiGiovanni: *sits on floor* Nah.

[@ncorp2668]

Her delivery is great and she's funny, but her transitions to different topics are weird, and not in a ironic way.

[@mr.motivation3797]

I think you're one of those asses that use ironic wrong. 😃

[@jenniferlawrence9473]

@@mr.motivation3797 That's not very motivational.

[@mr.motivation3797]

@@jenniferlawrence9473 Well not everyone can be helped 😃

[@maddym3839]

I’m a fucking fan, this mad woman is incredible. I adore her.

[@technoshaman001]

Severely underrated

[@yahdig.solidleonhard6674]

Us dodgeball winners aren't murderers, we work for you now !!

[@domini_cky_5424]

U talk so fast but i relate, everything before paperclips

[@bryangee1619]

Only reason I liked high school was cuz I was fucked up or high all the time lmaooo

[@naftawhispers9610]

I see a young Joan Rivers.

[@OddWorldKing]

That earthquake joke deserves more laughs

[@andych56]

Is it just me or does she look like John Candy (RIP) in drag? She's brilliant, I could listen to her all day.

[@thanosmisanthropy9374]

I agree high school was absolute shit.

[@JorgeMartinez-iq2tc]

She's Dope

[@AkSamurai69]

The second comedienne I've ever found funny. That was great

[@yoshiwells5870]

She's a trip lol

[@FULLPOWER100]

She's really funny😂🤣

[@coolvet27]

Hey debra come to iowa

[@kali4967]

she's good

[@desfog2566]

Haha Oh shit!

[@esmeraldajasmine8981]

😂

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

Murdering someone for eating jello noisily - that’s some real Ted Bundy shit right there 😂😂😂

[@GHarold]

its cardio...........coffee?????????

[@whooodat3723]

She's hilarious...she looks a little like john candy in the face tho👀😂😂

[@ChrsGotFourEyes]

She reminds me of my homie's aunt Lucy.

[@trer8]

So fast, and broken rhythm in the delivery, great.

[@C_mao]

Um, i really liked dodge-ball in elementary school and was very good at it, ..so, she's kinda right

[@grundelgrump]

If Melissa McCarthy had a kid with Pete Holmes it would grow up to be Debra DiGiovanni.

[@mr.motivation3797]

Yea......no. Melissa mcbleh is not funny. Then again i dont expect you to critique things from a stance of experience or knowledge. Just what you think. Which has somehow surpassed reality in this age.

[@quincee3376]

Ya no water. Just the Pacific Ocean.

[@voncoconut5293]

Her delivery is great - the content...eh, no.

[@north_star8]

Omg…”a feminist in the sheets but oppressed in the sheets!” ….helll yes lol QUOTE OF THE CENTURY 😋😍

[@jam4350]

Hilarious. Own that body girl

[@mr.motivation3797]

Yea cuz early painful death and possible amputations are fuckin beautiful. Stfu idiot.

[@oreo-sr2pq]

Mr. Motivation why are you commenting everywhere with negativity man. Should be Mr. Negativity instead

[@mr.motivation3797]

@@oreo-sr2pq Because I was a very positive person. Still can be. But this is what happens when you deal with bullshit all the time. I have a no bullshit clause. Too many people want sugarcoated butt cupping that I can't in good faith give to people. Truth is truth. Noe if im met with ignorance I will often reply with the same amount of hate, racism or sarcasm to prove a point. It acrually works sometimes. Im sure it would work better if I could be heard rather than read. That can really hinder the quality of the message. But yea. Im tired of racism bs. Tired of propoganda filled americans who cant think for themselves. Tired of lies and the justification of the unjust. Thats it. Otherwise im a pretty funny and very respectful dude believe it or not. Ive lived a full life by 23. That was well over a decade ago. Around the world several times. 47 states. I have a lot of experience both good and bad.Most people really dont. They stay put and only hit the tourist attractions at best. Unfortunately like the Chili Peppers said "Once you know you can never go back". Very true indeed.

[@jam4350]

@@mr.motivation3797 in her act she is making light of and acknowledging the fact that she is over weight and out of shape- instead of pretending everything is fine.... hence "Owning" her body... i found that refreshing and hilarious.

[@mr.motivation3797]

@@jam4350 cool. If it was just you glorifying being obese then youd be a typical jackass. Glad youre not.

[@katiefry6080]

She sounds like a Canadian female Trump. But with better vocab, diction and grammar.

[@BoffinGrusky]

One of the truly funny female "comedians" to appear on this channel. Well done!!!

[@sunnygamer4970]

Hii

[@chrisscheve6425]

She looks like the female version of Louis Anderson

[@russellnindynine5905]

Amy Schumer could take notes. This woman is actually funny one of the first I've seen. Something about her

[@DeathTrapProductions]

She kinda reminds me of a female John Pinette.

[@rudeboymon3177]

John Candy? Nighmares tonight!

[@mr.motivation3797]

Cool lady. Not real funny. But cool. Id like to see her give This Is Not Happening a go.

[@chevyon37s]

I think SHE is a murderer.

[@toomuchpassion2361]

I want to be a feminist in the streets, but oppressed in the sheets.

[@CtRacerX]

not a fan...

[@CJ_Pharaoh]

Maybe if you could have dodged the ball?

[@SKEC212]

Didn't laugh at one single joke. Next.

[@djf2918]

Watched her for 3 minutes, that's it..Any more and I 'll be a Neurotic...............Geez... Stay away from coffee sweetie.......

[@basharastudio1850]

yawn! she thinks she's funny.

[@jamesbockenstette4332]

She is not funny.

[@mariapierre7393]

WOMEN SHOULD STOP DOING COMEDY lol

[@oreo-sr2pq]

Maria pierre what. Why. Debra for sure, to me at least is very fucking hilarious

[@msab657]

Funny, considering how much your mother loved a joke.

[@gooddad3575]

She is not even remotely funny

[@mrurchu4812]

Not funny at all.

[@faybelle2991]

Feminist on the streets, oppressed in the sheets... Best line took it out.

[@Koudey]

Female John Pinette. Debra’s delivery and crowd attraction is spot-on. Well done, sheila. Well done.

[@jasminejazz4247]

Good comparison. I agree. RIP John P.