Elon Gold - A Commercial For Judaism

[@NasserAlghazali]

I am a Muslim, and I love this Legend

[@roadlesstraveled34]

😂😂 I, being a convert, was asking myself those same questions today. This last week in fact. But I'd wanted to be Jewish since I was 10 so when I was 38 and widowed I did it.

[@AdaraBalabusta]

Baruch Hashem! Welcome home!

[@strrts5135]

Hey I know I’m late but welcome to the family!

[@MM-yi9zn]

Elon is absolutely hilarious! Jewish humour is legendary!

[@hoopoverthehill]

This is why Jewish humor is perfection

[@dynamonyr1927]

Gary Smith a guy who posts Skyrim gameplays and prolly just sits in house all day said this

[@boliussa]

it's more a smart jew rather than jewish humour.. there are some very good jewish comedians, jackie mason too.. and watch modi roasting ben shapiro!

[@boliussa]

not sure that there is a 'jewish humour', but it's more an intelligent comedian that is jewish jew rather than jewish humour.. there are some very good jewish comedians, jackie mason too.. and watch modi roasting ben shapiro!

[@svietka202]

@@boliussa there is absolutely JEWISH humor and non jews cant imitate it or reproduce it

[@snowgo7663]

The last minute of this was one of the best I have ever heard, period, and I have heard the greats from the 70's and 80s.

[@chevaliersdesangreal2490]

I am Iranian but I Love Elon ✡️GOLD✡️

[@Immortalus98]

@De St typical Jew getting offended at nothing

[@imalinkaiam]

'But' lol

[@ellieosh1985]

"Chosen AND taken!" LOL

[@Sylvi-m3b]

I'm not Jewish, it takes a lot to make me laugh. But I find Jewish humour hilarious, the best. God bless the Israel always.❤

[@greekknighty2563]

" it's like Canadian currency, it's worth a lot to them,but what the hell I'm gonna do with it"😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

[@devilsoffspring5519]

Hehehe that's funny, I'm Canadian and I wish our currency was worth money :)

[@lucifervalentine5406]

​@@devilsoffspring5519i didnt get Elon's joke

[@morehn]

I know his family. He's right about his father.

[@MsShellectable]

He's cute, no matter if he's chosen and taken.

[@timelessbeautyfashion]

WOW, Elon! How the hell is he so funny? I laughed out loud.

[@AnnaAyzenberg-y9t]

I did share all my contacts with ur hilarious performance ❤❤❤❤

[@muchimi]

excellent kol ha kevod Elon!! very good well done

[@greekknighty2563]

"He's a gay Jew, that sounds like an exotic bird" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

[@sysuiu4533]

Wrong, he’s not gay.

[@malky444]

It actually sounds like an extremely mentally I'll person

[@alephmale3171]

@@sysuiu4533Quote from a joke about his brother

[@katiethepro]

Its fine. Just a normal stage 😢nerves voice

[@LynnSilverman]

Rude

[@lennonSystems]

I was at one of him performances at a Comedy Club at NY.

[@gonduras]

golden

[@chanyzv]

Ur the best!!! Come again to Montreal ❤❤

[@shintuxedo7564]

this was Gold! lol

[@chanitalevitz4945]

This was the equivalent of a commercial for Judaism. We don't seek converts- we do actually try to discourage converts, but only because half hearted converts are doing themselves and the Jewish family a lot of harm, not good. We encourage non Jews to follow the 7 Laws of the Sons of Noach.

[@dianebenzler9133]

You think there would be way to sort out those who are half hearted from those who are serious!

[@djargus]

There is also harm in Judaism in preventing fully honest potential Ger Tzedeks from converting and/or not helping them in their path towards Judaism. Orthodox especially put out so much money, time and effort in convincing secular Jews (that probably aren't interested) that practicing Judaism like an Orthodox Jew should be their goal, yet they don't use those same resources to help non-Jews become practicing Orthodox Jews. It's good to filter out the sincere from the insincere, but after that determination has been done, then there should be every effort made to get that non-Jew to classes for Hebrew study and ritual studies, so they can become the Jew physically that their soul always wanted to become.

[@lazarchill8514]

​@@dianebenzler9133there is the Rabbi's consistently say no

[@ShadowMoses900]

Judaism isn't the only religion that doesn't proselytize. Buddhism doesn't, neither does Hinduism, Taoism, Sikhism, or Bah'ai. In fact Christianity and Islam are the only two major religions that do.

[@NickyRikki]

It was a religion at one point just like Christianity and Islam that converted en masse ..... before the 4th century and rise of Christianity and 8th century eastern europe. Why do you think that jews don't look like a real nationality? There is Ethiopian jews , even Chinese jews and Indian jews. All at some point converted.

[@rachelmanolis1890]

@@NickyRikki Actually genetically speaking this is inaccurate. There are many different types of Jews because of intermarriage not necessarily conversion. Judaism is an ethnoreligion. We never actively sought converts.

[@NickyRikki]

@@rachelmanolis1890 that up until the time of Constantine or so, Judaism was an actively proselytizing religion. Judaism was very much a religion that converted en masse. You should read L.H Feldman exact study on this and how during 4th, 5th and 6th centuries jews were converting en masse large populations..... Also book of Esther mentions mass conversions as well. Most European jews are decendents of converts either Iberian pensula 4th century or Eastern parts of Europe 8th century. They are not related to absolutely any Israelite biblical people or nation. This is a zionist invention a modern concept. I am a Romanian jew myself and I have absolutely nothing in common with a yeminite or Ethiopian jew. This is just israeli propaganda and its re invented Hebrew man.

[@Yehudisfasten]

@@NickyRikki true but they don’t try to recruit in fact I had a family member who’s Jewish and they kept on trying to talk him out of it

[@NicoleBL2]

He probably meant all the monotheistic religions

[@HabiburRahman-xl4wr]

This guy is really GOLD

[@teecarter4900]

Never heard of em. But man the algorithm is real. Im dying over here.

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

jewish people??

[@pitterpinsvendrum]

"get that thing out of my face" 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@localhammocker]

As a gay.. he's right 😔✊

[@greekknighty2563]

" he gets to be CHOSEN and taken". DAMN

[@Yehudisfasten]

Never disappoints me in getting me to laugh my favorite making comedy but not mocking judaism

[@parychahal]

This dude immersions on point!!!

[@jenniferlawrence9652]

He's hilarious 😂

[@the-future-starts-now]

Even for European Jews this is funny!

[@sylvia4272]

Even for European Gentiles too!

[@deanstav]

BRILLIANT!

[@theguy3776]

Jews are the best

[@vickistone3700]

all joking aside, 75% of Israel speaks English. very funny skit

[@mgoblue9389]

His poor grandfather Chaim Gold was killed in Schindler's List

[@malky444]

Maybe he prepaid for his gay grandchild's sins... if only that was possible.

[@Tinymoezzy]

Nobody texts jewish lol My mother disagrees.

[@adammiller8096]

I’ve talked with afew Catholic people that have left the church and want to convert to the Jewish faith because of the blasphemy that pope Francis said about the Jewish people the Jewish faith and the Jewish teachings. They asked me about what steps they need to go through to become Jewish, I had to go to Hebrew school for my bar-mitzvah but it’s 2022 we have to have drive thru Mitzvah synagogues 🕍 in Vegas by now right. Then ford made the Pope Francis limited edition white Bronco, yes like the one OJ Simpson drove when he killed his wife and her Jewish boyfriend Ronald Lyle Goldman. Who sees the irony

[@TheNostalgicKitchen]

What did Pope Francis say about the Jewish faith?!

[@user-tm2bq2oz7l]

It's not a faith. In Hebrew there is not even a word for "faith". It's an ethnoreligion.

[@filthism1659]

I looked converted and became Jewish from being raised as a Catholic lucky I didn't have that extra skin anymore lmaon

[@ailaG]

Judaism doesn't recruit new members... But if you're a secular Jew some of them are right on your steps 😅

[@samrivers6433]

Very original

[@dianebenzler9133]

I don't eat either bacon or cheese, so I guess we're good!

[@yungpump8042]

This guy looks like young Joe from impractical jokers

[@oppanheimer]

He's pretty good.

[@dmgh85]

Is it Virginia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:55

[@reemali4737]

So funy, I love him 😻♥️♥️♥️

[@ruthvanita6368]

Love your work but you are wrong about Judaism being the only non-conversion religion. Hinduism is also a non-conversion religion.

[@stephenfisher3721]

Tell the Hare Krishna's! Hare Hare!

[@stephenfisher3721]

What about Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?

[@elazarzadiki3059]

Very very good. 😂

[@singingwindrider9881]

Fuunnnyyyy! 😂😂😂

[@mizanurRahman-zz2vy]

I follow you from Bangladesh, do you know Mr. Elon? and I cordially love you... I want to see you live but not possible coz Jeiwsh passport is being prohibited in our country. Its very unfortunate that I missing you....

[@lucaswise644]

Mizan Rahman Israeli passport is not allowed in many Muslim countires. But Elon has an American passport not an Israeli passport. So yes he is allowed to travel to Bangladesh even if he is Jewish. Muslim countries are against the state of Israel not against Jewish people.

[@deanchambers8613]

I don't know man, I think a lot of ladies would like Gerald Broflovski. Yarmulke & all haha L'Chaim!

[@danaport6913]

You are not the grimm/15 But i give you 8.6

[@moundjilaouar7030]

hahahaha that one killed me

[@rahmatmiftahulrizki]

Shit! Cant stop laughing

[@andrewblank4058]

this is hilarious

[@edithabramowitz1275]

For Israeli young women your a 9. But yet Israeli young women are with old lady Americans personallity😂

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

Honestly, being a gay 9 really sucks when your straight.

[@malky444]

It would never. Why would a healthy person be attracted to a madman???

[@RedStefan]

I don't think that men want sex more.

[@LuisInPalmdale]

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[@silverkitty2503]

it's true tho no action no bacon you know there is way you can change our mood.............................

[@vendettarevo]

money?

[@cockeyedoptimista]

@@vendettarevo No. Because then you will cheat or mistreat us. A good massage might work though: a sincere one..

[@vendettarevo]

@@cockeyedoptimista money can cheer anyone

[@cockeyedoptimista]

@@vendettarevo Well, yeah..

[@shainanash8518]

hilarious

[@ElanKaroll]

Hillarious!

[@samuelnoha490]

Eminem is Lit! 🔥

[@zebn3338]

Please ignore any comments from this account.

[@malloryanderson724]

wicca doesn't proselytize either ... maybe he doesn't count paganism as a religion?

[@asaradhi]

Mallory Anderson Hinduism doesn't either.

[@silverkitty2503]

neither does buddism

[@zacnieprawisz9171]

Mallory Anderson He is just ignorant about non-Western world.

[@phinhager6509]

Wicca is young and has many converts.

[@deznuts4090]

There were 69 comm. So i had to change it

[@DarthTwilight]

Elon Musk's more favorable form.

[@BatteryExhausted]

Hair transplant

[@Splassshhh1234]

I dont wear a ring either!😂

[@andriadipura6393]

Wait, Jews are not allowed to eat cheese burger??

[@sueme1954]

Milk and meat together are not eaten because in the bible it says not to cook a goat in its mother's milk. So Jews are not supposed to eat milk and meat together. Nor are they to eat clams oysters shrimp lobsters crayfish shark whale dolphins or any animals that are not eating grass, vegetation or any animals that do not chew their cud or don't have split hooves. No pigs no horses no donkeys no kangaroos no camels no vultures no eagles no mice no moles no koalas no porcupines no bears. O.k. foods: all fruits and vegetables greens mushrooms nuts and seeds fish with scales birds that eat seeds or grass or plants or bugs like chickens ducks geese turkeys doves and cows sheep goats deer of all kind as long as they chew their cud and have split hooves and can be slaughtered in a kosher (least cruel) manner. The most disgusting and forbidden thing is to cut off a part of an animal like a leg and eat it. This is absolutely forbidden to everyone -Jewish or not. It is considered insanely cruel. But sheering sheep or shortening horns is not considered cruel.

[@NickyRikki]

No because it's mixed meat and cheese

[@jonathansellers793]

A Jew with the last name of gold

[@chnalvr]

He's right! He is a gay 9! lol

[@תאירזלצמן]

❤️

[@cglegionar3383]

even orthodox christianity

[@zeecaptain42]

so fun so fun so fun ... and another one in a milion "women be like - men be like" sigh -.-´

[@johannesmohner8695]

His jewish women sounds like trump impersonation XD

[@mrwojna]

Sebastian Manischewitz.

[@dov5982]

What a proper smock

[@Monica-vv1zt]

OyMG 😂😂

[@bmgtheperformer]

Hahahahahaha

[@notag1006]

🥓🍔

[@morgannine]

As a lesbian, I beg to differ. Lol

[@SeagullB]

bacon is not delicious nor healthy .comedy is predominated Jewish.

[@andreasdabukke]

Just try bacon before you comment. It's delicious.

[@lindavinecour1332]

Kilbenni Dabukke And if it’s organic pasture raised farm to table nitrite free....in moderation...it is actually very nourishing too!

[@jenloveslife8890]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lani11000]

you started out as funny but then really retracted. if you need to use intimacy/sexuality to be funny you aint funny!!

[@malky444]

Why bring up filthy subjects??? Your poor brother... I hope he has a speedy recovery from his ilness

[@traceysgmail9039]

Very talented and clever comedian. Made me laugh. Job done!

[@mustafasaifuddin7831]

First

[@SmeetheG]

Jew

[@EzraBecker11]

SmeetheG no shit

[@dendent1144]

he was good until he began involvin that sex talk !! cant you ppl just talk without mentioning it !!

[@RDR18851]

this is totally inappropriate and doesn't do justice to the title or to women. not impressed by this one. big disappointment.

[@mshakawati1]

I like your comedy shows, but I need you to remember that it's not Isreal it's Palestine taken by Jewish.

[@trumpeldorf]

Yes, yes, just don’t think to explode in a crowd, dear Islamic extremist.

[@Ridho-ne7fc]

@bin to no its not

[@sysuiu4533]

No such thing as Palestine

[@BadBoyBobby85]

Was that before or after they lost the six day war?

[@shainazion4073]

There was NOTHING called Palestine until the British resurrected the name Palestine for the Mandate of Palestine in 1920. The Ottomans had NOTHING called Palestine for the 400 years of Ottoman rule. The Mamluks before the Ottomans, had NOTHING called Palestine. The Crusaders before the Mamluks, had NOTHING called Palestine. That was over 1000 years with NOTHING called Palestine. The Christian West called the Holy Land as Palestine from the 1800s, the people living there did not.

[@acousticangel4403]

Very sorry for him to have that name in the 21st century

[@adam-dn3hi]

Hip and cool is how we sound when we talk but in israel only and in hebrew techniclly its not talking like a black guy its talking like a jewish israeli guy