Jeff Ross - Audience Speed Roast

#JeffRoss is known for his roasts, so why not speed roast your audience?
Jeff Ross stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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[@Bumbumshakalakatumtum]

That’s talent. “Two fives make a ten” and he high fives them. That’s genius!

[@22891690]

Frank Newberry yep sure is

[@ellisdtrails420]

He uses that joke a lot actually when he does audience/random people off the street roasts.

[@FlyingSaucerEyez]

@Frank Newberry that's actually a George Carlin joke from the 80s. I wonder if Dave was called out for ripping it off or if it was just a borrowed joke. Little ones like that slip through sometimes.

[@renewatcher7387]

Truly was

[@FlyingSaucerEyez]

@@renewatcher7387 a shawshank redemption.

[@SherlocksGameplay]

Is that Ammar from "Yes Theory"

[@vasilijezecevic1745]

It is!!!

[@CountryMusicMan]

LMAO yes

[@yadaddy6683]

No it’s Ramma from No Hypothesis

[@sweminemx4436]

Bahahahaha I’m dying

[@tbev3363]

Yes! Yes it is!

[@DontCallMeAaron]

“Let’s just go with the boring guy for a second” 😂

[@solarius1993]

jeff ross is so bald he makes it look fake

[@GoodThingIKnowBrian]

He looks like a turtle that lost it's shell

[@marksprinkle]

Jeff Ross' head is so weird. It looks like they put a bald cap on a bald guy. It looks like he was in a makeup chair backstage being fitted for a wig when he heard his name called. Is Speedo making skin tone swim caps for daily wear now? He looks like a guinea pig with advanced alopecia.

[@MRios1128]

He has cancer. Might still, not sure

[@harrison121a]

Penis head

[@ryanlara603]

People got used to seeing him bald so he might wear the cap to keeps up appearances

[@sturrrdy]

how did Jeff not make a joke regarding the fat guys Pi shirt

[@AriS-gg7gw]

You've got pie on your shirt.... Omg it was so easy!

[@valkyrieanduril1345]

🤣

[@chloerines]

he didn't recognize it, obviously

[@god5535]

Easy: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

[@noelv1976]

I think he did alright with the Tim Horton and adoption joke

[@aganistpeta]

It's ammar from yes theory

[@robertjusic9097]

Yep

[@girardwhiting2086]

What's yes theory?

[@robertjusic9097]

@@girardwhiting2086 a youtube channel

[@dazailotheborgh2488]

@@girardwhiting2086 u should check it out their pretty osm and do all these stuff to seek discomfort and being socially active The channels name is YesTheory btw

[@austriangamer9651]

Jeff B then why can you make thousands and thousands of dollars of it? Of course you can make it a career dude

[@DontCallMeAaron]

“How Long have you been on the no fly list” 😂

[@johnnyguitar2929]

4 years ago I was at Comedy Cellar in New York and went on stage to get roasted by Jeff Ross. He was hilarious!! I talked to him after the show and he was the friendliest dude.

[@dvchel]

Of course! No hard feelings. Jeff knows he is not the most attractive guy either. That's what makes it so fun, self-deprecating and mocking himself.

[@PaulA-ul2vd]

i met him in a piano bar in texas. i was the only guy to approach him and he was pretty cool.

[@LunyMilky]

"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" ouch! x'D

[@theprinceofeverything1975]

Haha as he gives them each a high five

[@theprinceofeverything1975]

@hrishith menon meaning that on a scale of attractivness from 1 to 10, each girl is a 5. But both of them together makes a 10. Very funny until I need to explain it lmao

[@gray-fox6789]

@@theprinceofeverything1975 tnx a lot for the explanation 👍👍😁😁

[@theprinceofeverything1975]

@@gray-fox6789 of course!

[@VladUSA2000]

It is his very old joke when he asks people to come up on the stage. At least 10 years old...still works though

[@danny885]

Dude is undoubtedly funny no bias in his comedy everyone is involved

[@mattpendell1369]

Jeff Ross is also a great actor. How he wasn't cast in Chernobyl as "after" is beyond me.

[@YaBoiJern757]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Brandon-wh8uv]

“You’re both beautiful. Two fives make a 10 in my book” lmfaooo I’m crying

[@capeuntamed]

Got mad respect for Jeff Ross, some people say his performance at these things can be choppy at times but u gotta understand it is REALLY hard to come up with things on the spot that are universally funny but Jeff Ross and a lot of other comedians even Conan are so likeable due to their unpredictable nature and spontaneity in joke telling.

[@JacoFalconMusic]

amar was so humble to say he’s just a student in stead of a youtuber with millions of subs

[@zaddyzach7965]

Jaco Falcon This was in 2015, before Yestheory was really even a thing.

[@jvm-tv]

what's his channel?

[@Ark-nova1]

Humble? 😂😂😂

[@gnometime]

@@jvm-tv yes theory

[@maheshhardasani787]

@@Ark-nova1 🤪😂

[@brian27610]

"you're not studying to be a pilot i hope" lmao! great delivery

[@luismonge2310]

Anyone notice Ammar from Yes Theory at 2:54 ?

[@edgarv2077]

Luis Monge yes

[@llabtoof91]

No, I had my eyes closed during the whole video! Thanks for pointing it out

[@luismonge2310]

@@llabtoof91 Damn chill

[@negisquats2938]

is that melissa joan hart?

[@xxdogsouljaxx]

No one cares

[@shaz3r786]

"Jeff, you look like a cancer patient if his chemotherapy were cream filled." - Jimmy Carr

[@footballroxx24]

Lmfao

[@ebayseller6040]

im DEAD

[@JSalonsky]

Jeffs starting to look like a drag queen before it puts its wig on.

[@ramosrick95]

Was thinking the same thing

[@DavidBlaze420]

"It" lmaooo

[@TheOrangeneck]

Lol "he" not it, what are you trying to prove here

[@BuioPestato]

yeah, he sometime looks like he still has some drag makeup on

[@viccypress6292]

Pennywise..lol

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

"Cyber law? Shit that's worse" LMAO

[@RICO_SUAVE_86_]

“Backup dancer for a band that broke up in the 80s” 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@certifiedhealthnut]

2 fives makes a 10 ....LMMFAO

[@edu-kt]

As far as I'm concern, he's not wrong.

[@itsethanbradberry]

It just makes me upset because he reused that joke

[@carlwehbe4829]

Anyone else get that “legendary” joke dougie bowser said at 2:50

[@jopalm3649]

If it's a NPH-reference: yes.

[@bmac9539]

Its actually LEGEN wait for it DARY

[@19thHour]

That Schindler's List joke had me falling out of my chair XD

[@odeltrebor]

That Peter Dinklage is actually 6'3 line was brilliant!

[@showtime951]

brilliant?

[@keeganlv]

"Two fives make a ten in my book." In tears laughing bro. Needed that.

[@wesman4838]

Doesn't he look like The Simpsons version of Lex Luthor 😂

[@steelo_g]

When she went "That's all you got?" We know if he had about 5 minutes of prep, and if it was on Comedy Central, he could of went 100% on them 😂

[@stan3151]

It's not easy what he does. A true legend

[@bigdaddyshark880]

He did great, he didn’t force it, he came off funny and nice. Very talented man. Im a big fan.

[@somewhere-n-Texas]

"Good luck on to catch a predator next season " 😂🤣😭

[@Deyone_Jackson]

Jeff Ross looks like Homer Simpson when he hit rock bottom

[@abhinavbaruah2761]

90% comments : OMG Ammar! 10% comments : Shiva chick is hot!

[@nevoperez3954]

Actually no

[@BrawndoQC]

@@nevoperez3954 She's charismatic. I find her cute. She also probably doesn't like neck beards who are fans of anime.

[@pseudonayme7717]

He missed out on a burn😶 Hello generic, hastily sketched girl from every anime jrpg ever made.

[@SL-pg4dh]

She’s a confident woman.

[@chuckfan1]

uhh no Yeah, the flip flops really elevate her to the next level

[@tjtaylor5273]

" Am i the only one that gets Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, and The Bible mixed up?" lmfaooooo that line i GOLD

[@rustykuntz7423]

6:20 Big man in the green shirt was ready for that handshake 😂

[@deejaydfc]

How many Spike Lee movies have you been edited out of? = GOLD! 😂😂😂

[@mr.speyside5240]

“Two 5s make a 10 in my book.” DROP THE MIC!!!

[@lasverdadeseternas]

great comedian with an exelent delivery. never fails to entertain

[@abubu3140]

I saw him do this live in Vegas and he’s truly good and nice about it.

[@GrantKanigan]

Crowd work is an art, and Ross is one of the best in the game

[@stevenescalante3657]

“I’ll see you on the next season of to catch a predator” 😂🤣

[@hijack69]

That's Amar...the Yes Theory guy

[@thokozanimajozi6834]

"5+5=10 in my book", damn that was a killer joke

[@hungrybearcub_films]

"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" 😂😂

[@sudarshanbala2204]

YES THEORY ON STAGE! 🔥

[@Cole-qn1pw]

That's what I was coming down to the comments to say!!!!

[@thenoahgw6433]

He uses that two fives make a 10 joke all the time and I love it

[@BeatsDownGaming]

Throughout this whole video I was waiting for Jeff to put his little finger near his mouth and say 'One million dollars!'

[@emanuscriptgraphics]

LMFAO. This was perfect

[@ES1Baller]

This guys an absolute legend

[@giada3751]

when green shirt dude is actually your science teacher 😀

[@itsaashish]

Cast him as Lex Luthor. Period.

[@davidmsirois]

the end of your sentence is actually an ellipsis

[@NARKISDUDE]

and he'll still be better than Jesse

[@ChiccinTendies]

@@davidmsirois nah

[@davidmsirois]

@Oscar Slute yah... if you don't get it... find a smart friend to explain it to you

[@danieljones6389]

He'd roast superman to death

[@jat8051]

I love this his comedy. I got the chance to roast him. It was meet and greet after the show. It literally looked like a UPS driver outfit with the shorts all brown. His manager was taking the picture and I said, thank you for coming off your shift from UPS to perform for us. His manager started cracking up. He didn’t come back at me. I wish he did 😂

[@suzx21]

I have to give it up for Jeff Ross. Pure Talent.

[@survivalguy69]

How he going to be roasting people looking like a giant piece of candy corn?!?

[@TheAmeris]

@yestheory Amar is so nervous there ... watching him now you'd never think that! The pin thing was super cool though!

[@psychyouout709]

This is honest and refreshing. Loved it!

[@davideaston8314]

It flew under the radar, but when Jeff called the boring guy Doogie Howser and asked him how he was, he used "Legendary" in response, which was a catchphrase of Barney Stinson (also played by NPH!) Genius stuff on the spot!

[@anasameer]

6:20 - " Good luck next season on to catch a predator.." 💀💀😂

[@mcool14]

when Ammar from Yes theory shows up out of nowhere

[@theprinceofeverything1975]

Doogie howssr was played by Neil Patrick Harris who also played as Barney Stionson on a different show. Barneys catchphrase was "legendary", so when the "boring guy" was called Doogie, he responded by saying he was legendary 😂😂

[@jimmylo7595]

I always give props to those who is good at improvising. He did a good job.

[@SirPeterKozlov]

How can Jeff look like he's both a jew and a neo nazi? (Yes I stole this one.)

[@duckinghell_]

Yiğit Ali Tepe shame

[@timomastosalo]

One Jewish tradition: always oppose, always in minority.

[@timomastosalo]

PS. There's a movie made in late 90's, early 2k, based on a true story about a guy who really was both at the same time. He had this neo nazi gang which he was the leader of - they didn't know he was a Jew. (It was in NY or London, don't remember.) He harrassed Jewish people on buses, they vandalized Jewish property. It was this kind of punk behaviour at first, small time hooliganism, which later escalated. Once they broke into a synagogue on his initiative. He had to coax the others in rage before they started to break the place in pieces. But then somebody threw the Tora scroll on the floor, and started to dance on it in his army boots. Then this ring leader interrupted, and was on his knees on the floor, rocking back and forth holding the script in his lap like a wounded friend, caressing it occasionally. Then they left. He planted a bomb in the synagogue in the end. But little before it was going to go off, he stepped in the middle and told he had put there a bomb, and that everybody would need to leave. Guess it couldn't be stopped. He stayed in the room until all others were out. He went with the bomb, nobody else was hurt. Don't know if he could've made it out himself too (don't remember) - guess he partly wanted to punish himself, end the mayhem and ambivalence he was living in. Talk about fighting your inner demons.

[@fredriksvard2603]

Yiğit Ali Tepe he reminds me of watto

[@timomastosalo]

@@fredriksvard2603 This is best one yet. But it could be, Watto was made after Jeff?

[@immaog34]

Melissa is too cute to be roasted come on man

[@crystalpowser3856]

I think deep down he is a very sweet guy. I love his roasts.

[@schlonzschuppe4516]

i love this man.

[@octaviolove]

Ross: How´s the acting going? Shiva: Its going good in the background Ross Shold have said: Ahh so ur a fluffer!

[@raulvalgar1999]

Jeff Ross looks like a wax figure of himself

[@AA-pe9yy]

Give us more JEFF ROSS 😂😍👍👍

[@rccola6779]

Damm that was FLAWLESS. MIC DROP

[@einsamnessoooo1669]

The indian girl is cute

[@einsamnessoooo1669]

@@luismonge2310 Yes, and since she is North America now, probably also sleeping with her mother or horny step brother.

[@theforsaken4489]

Einsamness oo{}oo her feet look delicious too

[@AmxrJ99]

@@einsamnessoooo1669 destruction 💯🤣🤣

[@luismonge2310]

@luke wilson ?

[@dogslash9231]

@@luismonge2310 bro you're a fucking logic fan you shouldn't be making fun of anyone u lowlife

[@CartierCasey]

Jeff Ross looks like Mr. Clean’s grandfather

[@derickspawn6706]

Jeff Ross is the best!!! So funny!!!Lol

[@leonardoartistof16thcentur80]

Jeff Ross is my favorite comedian

[@sambean5352]

Amar was really trying to hide that he’s from yes theory 😂

[@PoeticSonic]

Ammar should have said 17 years

[@hooker1337]

should have said 14 years, like a 9/11 joke. This was filmed in 2015

[@GaylordBuzzard]

Or, since they caught me with the bomb.

[@DMBRNGR-nm8wd]

🤣🤣🤣 this was too funny Jeff is awesome. Ol' girl wearing the curtains for a coat is pretty cute tho

[@bawsnitti]

He's genius Gotta love the brave people

[@HotelBedSheets]

Holy shit AMMAR! :o

[@feonire]

yes theory!!!

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

I love him. He's really smart too

[@natethompson8847]

"How long have you been on the no fly list" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@domicreator]

Wait..hahhaha thats ammar from yes theory😂😂😂😂

[@erikgranath3643]

Jeff Ross looks like Hannibal lector if he let himself go during quarantine

[@knightshadex2416]

He’s so awesome!

[@kentkevinogates6685]

Yea Theory 👌🔥 Seek discomfort🙌

[@cawleyxv5431]

AMMARRRRRRRR

[@michaelmendez9910]

Funny as hell

[@Williaem00]

He is talented . This is so good lol

[@csmith3243]

Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

[@ahsonyousef4636]

Ammaaar!!!

[@CarlosMedina-yc9dn]

Ahsonyousef Rana it is him!!

[@KGProductions_]

0:11 Glitch in the matrix, got two Jeff Ross’s in the audience watching Jeff Ross on stage

[@honeybeebadger]

Great stuff very quick

[@huzkaduzka]

I literally shat bricks when I saw Ammar.

[@3v3n5t4r]

6:20 anyone else notice the dude in the green shirt went in for the hand shake that was meant for the tall dude ??

[@rockyroadsundays4560]

"Two fives make a ten " my stomach hurts😂😂😂😂

[@AAAA-dw9gb]

"Good luck next season on To Catch A Predator" lmfao

[@travismoore8337]

Jeff looks like Lex Luthor exposed to radiation

[@trentonanderson8995]

Yes theory is the shit no way I'm dead

[@spits55]

"two fives makes a ten in my book" BHAHAHAHA!!!

[@SarahWells777]

Hells yeah!!

[@borisbadenov9863]

When boring guy said "Legendary" he had the best answer ever, but Jeff Ross didn't seem to get the joke unfortunately.

[@ellisdtrails420]

Nor did I! Please explain.

[@carcerate]

How i met your Mother...Barney said it all the time..it was the actor from Doogie Howser.

[@drop_thebiscuit9810]

Nah he delivered it poorly tbh

[@bravediomedes217]

Jokes from “How I Met Your Mother” should always be ignored.

[@Kinobambino]

@@carcerate lol I wouldn't have known