justin bieber subjected us to "yummy" all for a bad album

[@dangelowallaceagain]

if there are any missing clips or awkward edits in this video it's because i had to Frankenstein this video several times to keep it from getting automatically copyright claimed LMA O anyway who's album should i review next? it better be good

[@jordyn1158]

toxic stan culture would be interesting as a topic

[@ValentinaplushiesOtherAccount]

K

[@du1c390]

Does that include how u spelled bieber

[@kass_G59]

BTS please

[@ticklishwasabi]

My grandma's photo album.

[@AlanaC217]

I feel like justin could have replaced "ooh wee" with zoo wee mama and it would've had the same energy

[@aimee1123]

I want to hear that

[@hxnnah4628]

HSDHASDJB-

[@alexuwu6514]

It would make it better

[@grog8877]

I can’t-😂😂😂😂

[@LetsSaboogi]

DAWG-

[@hotdog4731]

None of the songs are THAT bad, but why do they all sound the exact same?? Wheres the flavor?? The taste??

[@s4turnn524]

The yumm- O H N O

[@josiBosirosie]

He don't got that yummy yum that yummy yum

[@RebelKitty19]

Unseasoned Chicken

[@Secretum-Malum]

No yum

[@sugaandspice5014]

WHERE IS THE Y U M M Y

[@ninteldazelda]

D'Angelo: I hate- Ad: Having dry skin.

[@outofthebluebloomingmoonli7705]

AHHAHAHA

[@lexasscentedcandles2852]

I mean who doesn't 🤣🤣 the ad is mood

[@dorietriplett4259]

LOL

[@cjilao1133]

-turns out👀 my body wash was the problem😳

[@spl1804]

@Maddy G. ok thank you I know to do that not😊

[@MisterWhatWhat]

This is the type of album that was released to fulfill a contractual agreement.

[@t.ris_]

Tbh yeahhh

[@FirstNameLastName-wt5to]

And to expose the industry.

[@-xphobia]

@@FirstNameLastName-wt5to We all know that shit lol he isn't exposing anything.

[@-xphobia]

Yeah that's more than half his career.

[@msstudy1604]

cough in scooter braun

[@mariecalkins1788]

The random vocals sound like Hannah Montana transitions between scenes 💀

[@maple4019]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@RyzNytch]

I can’t tell you the joy with which that comment just made me HOWL ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ omfggggg 😭😭😭 “ᵒᵒʰ ʷᵉᵉ“

[@drippingpeaches3056]

FJSJJDKEJDJEJ JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJADODJEJEJEIDIDMDNDDJDJDIDSNDYDDTBWGD

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@agustin5912]

I CAN'T- 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@marblewater.]

dangelo told us his everyday videos might be lower quality but theyre still better than this album

[@hii4496]

It doesn't even come close

[@Twebs12]

marblewater kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2GlZWiNmad2qdk

[@SayiPh]

This made me laugh so much

[@dreamsofcrows2718]

You know it’s bad when you can’t really tell the difference between most of the songs though

[@shroukahmed2176]

Exactly!

[@burntblueberrywaffles]

Miriam Svenson that’s how I feel about Lana del Rey too tbh

[@loveemily1589]

@Miriam Svenson Yeah. Like I have my staple songs that I absolutely love, but I don't like all her songs and probably couldnt listen to them all one after the other.

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Tbh this is one of the reasons I listen to Billie Eilish. I’m not one of those stans yelling at everyone who criticizes her, but all of the songs sound different.

[@malak.6969--0]

JeIdA oh no baby literally all of her songs are mwahs but uh opinions

[@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258]

“i’m availUHbuhluhuhuhuh” and i’m uncomfortUHBleuhuhleuhuhle.

[@Grace-ez2ot]

THIS MADE ME CHUCKLE OUT LOUD IN THE MIDST OF MY EXHAUSTION THANK U

[@upasanaraghu6075]

Oh my god, I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@tumblingartist]

I needed that laugh, ty XD

[@suspiciousblueorange3032]

what song is this? pls tell me, i need the context😭

[@drippingpeaches3056]

I’m making ‘I’m availUHbuhluhuhuhuhuh and I’m uncomfortUHBlehuhleuhuhle’ my new ringtone

[@moodyangel]

"Lil Dicky was lost; the song was a place, and Lil Dicky was trying to find Justin." DEAD.

[@gabby_9175]

His commentary is more poetic than any of Justin’s songs 😂

[@meumundosecreto7694]

I LOST IT

[@ayoangie7099]

😂😂😂😂😂😂best comment!

[@sadddiesaddd4043]

YEsSsSi am deaddddd

[@amanim1400]

That’s why I think Ski should’ve been on the actual song

[@kasia5528]

I’d rather listen to D’angelo trying to reproduce the beats with his mouth than listen to Justin’s album

[@mizzpipedream]

Hahaha

[@tadpole345]

D’angelo would probably do better to be honest

[@madden1247]

at least D’angelo has talent

[@hayzmation5354]

Justin Beiber definitely does have talent He can sing... He just can’t make a song lmao

[@Ellie-bj2uw]

What are you saying? Justin Bieber does have talent, though you could say his only talent is singing but he does have talent, Justin Bieber is just lacking when it comes to making song but his singing is pretty good or at least decent enough to enjoy listening to or tolerate.

[@goonsdirge3464]

"justin beiber" sounds like d'angelo is a nonbelieber

[@dangelowallaceagain]

"i before e, except after c" how did I forget omg. fixed it

[@bakedbeans7355]

I didn’t even notice lmao

[@marimidoriya6059]

@@bakedbeans7355 Same here lol

[@Twebs12]

Waluigi Lover kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2GlZWiNmad2qdk

[@DaGoodVybe]

dangelowallace wow🤣🤣 oh my goodness

[@ElpSmith]

Available sounds like a string of creepy texts from a guy who’s been friend zoned.

[@drippingpeaches3056]

Yummy and Available sound like a drunk text from one of your friends 😂😭🤣

[@yeaguh2272]

R/niceguys

[@pulatelephonics]

LMAO

[@gm.8805]

literally 😭

[@jammydodger6932]

@@yeaguh2272 LOOOL

[@guytorie]

When he started reading the lyrics to "Available" out loud I laughed so hard.

[@dianamendoza6829]

Shoelace Kink me too I died !!!!

[@sugaandspice5014]

Shoelace Kink are you available, *_like IM available?_*

[@meumundosecreto7694]

I cried from laughing, so stalker

[@leozav9718]

the music video reflects the creepy

[@jazmine9385]

same

[@Squishy876]

Is Justin going through money issues? Dude paid for 2 tracks and used them for the entire album

[@jahannab]

I was just thinking that.

[@omgurheadsgone]

Yeah he’s having money issues, he’s only worth 200 million dollars 🧐

[@savannahlevy97]

@@omgurheadsgone net worth doesn't represent how much income they get though. It gets complicated

[@omgurheadsgone]

Sleepy Pup yeah he just made like 85 million and 80 million on a few separate years in a single year. And my bad not 200 million, 265 million. Y’all are dumb if you think he’s broke lol. Where do you think 265 million went lol?

[@bigpumpshorrorhouse]

@@omgurheadsgone if his broke den drake is broke

[@addangel]

I love how well rounded this critique is. Like, actually pointing out the good stuff along with the bad. I think it's really mature and it also gives more weight to the arguments when it's clearly not a hate video or making exaggerated claims just to be controversial. I used to enjoy rant videos, but I find that the older I get, the more I appreciate balanced videos like this one over the overly praising or overly critical ones.

[@crystalleyvonne818]

Ada as well as all the vocal interpretations of the instrumentals being the cherry on top. Reminds of mr krabs “beep boop bop beep?” 😂 Jk

[@willbyers7930]

true, i don’t see much youtubers like this

[@MidnightEkaki]

Anthony Fantano gives fair reviews but I think hes a lot more harsh than Dangelo. He does mention positives most of the time though. If you're not really knowledgeable about music his criticisms might seem unfair however.

[@MidnightEkaki]

@@TheWSYNkatevy153 You're mistaking criticism for hate. The music is below average and I couldn't even get through the whole album because it was too boring. There's thousands of better artists out there who deserve to have their music listened to yet he has the privilege of fame and does nothing unique or interesting with it at all with his music. If you like it, cool, go ahead and enjoy it, but for people who have higher standards in music its just wasting their time.

[@addangel]

Maiva La nah, I don't think it's that. Purpose was a great album, and I didn't see really people bashing it. This one is pretty blah by comparison. A lot more repetitive and less meaningful. And the way he promoted it was pretty gross.

[@ameliabrittain158]

Literally the most boring music I have ever heard. Not even calming boring. Not even chill. It’s just. Dull to the point of being annoying.

[@enalo6261]

Maybe he called it changes in a sarcastic way as every song sounds the same

[@EnbyFranziskaNagel]

This is music for a video game menu or the pause screen.

[@lontalley5915]

Abby if he's going to do that than he might as well make a film for the album or something

[@ElpSmith]

Franziska Nagel Holy sh*t this is too accurate

[@milesedgeworth6114]

its like dudebro country. (my mom always puts country radio on its not me lmao) used to it, but not at the same time. dull to the point of anger. frustration. change the radio man its too boring

[@Ak75sa]

Dangelo: Talking about Justin's singing Me starting at his reflection in the background mirror: 👁️👄👁️

[@louschwick7301]

halloween this year, somethings gonna show up on that mirror

[@djenae2852]

Now I can never unsee it

[@starzies]

And that's on getting distracted very easily

[@mudsludge]

mood

[@Lissablissa]

Me every vid of his lmao

[@arii_plays]

am I the only one who thinks they all sound the same?

[@coke8077]

No most all pop singers expect for like Bruno mars and ari are trash

[@jothompson8282]

Thank fuck I'm not the only one.

[@Koujoung]

They all sound like one giant 17 minute song rather than 17 different songs.

[@sarahbarabe8470]

No they're all the fucking same

[@nikkil9463]

I was just about to write the same comment! They all sound exactly the same.

[@Vampress09]

"I'm going though changes doesn't mean i'll change" was an attempt to sound deep but failed terribly.

[@TheCaliforniaboy1]

Omg so true!

[@EmilyTheOtakuofficial]

r/ I'm 14 and this is deep

[@RyzNytch]

About as deep as a damn kiddie pool 🏊🏼‍♀️

[@solacesal]

@@RyzNytch omg n o- 😂

[@fromthepeach3493]

It’s Ironic though, “I’m going through changed, doesn’t mean I’ll change” wtf is that

[@moondustspark5250]

Yummy - Danny Gonzalez: 👌 Yummy - Justin Bieber: 👎

[@kazooboi8001]

YOURE MY OOEY GOOEY YUMMY GUMMY TASTY LITTLE SNACK I WANNA HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK BABE

[@khloealise9130]

Ah, a fellow Greg i see 👀

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Are you also from kurtistown? And a little stinker?

[@moondustspark5250]

@@babyturtleshoe8451 Indeed

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

MoonDust Spark score!

[@rubyjane9119]

Someone played the first second of every song in the album and they really sound like the alarm songs in the sleep feature on iPhone 💀

[@xcx000]

Brooklyn Bitch NOOO OMGG 😭💀

[@MurphyMosby]

It's true. I played 2 seconds and it sounds like a bunch of ringtones lol.

[@ErinDoesThingsHD]

Brooklyn Bitch is there a video online?

[@planetvnus]

Erin M here you go! twitter.com/crueldayiight/status/1228326857835237382?s=21

[@planetvnus]

stardust here! :) twitter.com/crueldayiight/status/1228326857835237382?s=21

[@anais937]

If I had a song like yummy written after me I’d dump my significant other. Like out of all the things you could write about you choose to write this after me??? Chair but make it electric

[@riel8428]

Maiden but make it iron

[@cecilgilrard8288]

Happiness but make it nonexistent

[@likewhatizzy1323]

justin actually wrote that song to expose pizzagate,,,,, just search it up

[@anais937]

LikeWhatIzzy he literally said that song was written after his wife but the video has a pizzagate reference

[@likewhatizzy1323]

Anais G yes but i think the main reason why he wrote it was to expose the people behind pizzagate but he cant say that because theyll kill him

[@phoenixalms1166]

Imagine your bf writing a song about you and you’re thinking it’s gonna be all sweet an stuff then he plays it and it’s about your sex being good 💀

[@ashleewhittlesey7874]

I know. So bad 👎

[@misssteak1290]

imagine going through 6 years of toxic relationship, messy breakups, getting married, only to release a song about your wife's coochie

[@yellowjellow5744]

This is a common shower thought for me. Why is this normalized? Like we show this to young to children and just say “they won’t get the lyrics”. When I realized the songs I heard on the radio as a young child and sang out loud were along the lines of this was upsetting. Until I really thought about it I was under the impression this was completely fine. I don’t think these types of songs should be as common or promoted.

[@Bebe-ge2te]

yellojello IKR! Like there was a portugués song like 8 years ago that was mega popular and people would sing along just understanding a few words but it was about sex if i’m not wrong. and one time it was being played in my little sisters school at an event, told the teachers and they didn’t care. cringe that the kids were singing along to a chorus they didn’t know the language too and just say a few words they could kinda pronounce..

[@SleighJessi]

Even worse, your HUSBAND. Your fucking husband writes music about you and it’s all about sex. Jfc

[@alday.everyday2474]

This is mainly just for me, but in case anyone else needs this, here's the timestamps for every song review: 1) 1:38 - All Around Me 2) 3:48 - Habitual 3) 4:37 - Come Around Me 4) 6:04 - Intentions ft. Quavo 5) 7:28 - Yummy 6) 8:01 - Available 7) 9:28 - Forever ft. Post Malone and Clever 8) 11:11 - Running Over ft. Lil Dicky 9) 13:03 - Take it Out on Me 10) 14:03 - Second Emotion ft. Travis Scott 11) 15:48 - Get Me ft. Kehlani 12) 16:19 - E.T.A. 13) 17:18 - Changes 14) 18:07 - Confirmation 15) 19:37 - That's What Love is 16) 20:28 - At Least For Now 17) 21:57 - Yummy (Summer Walker Remix)

[@EpicStickboi]

Thanks!

[@tumblingartist]

^^ appreciate the list, ty

[@drippingpeaches3056]

Ok but what kind of song title is ‘Take It Out On Me’ the sound of this makes me uncomfortable

[@carolw3816]

Thanks

[@sheddingsnakeskin]

@here at one direction we love love Next

[@Evelina_412]

I thought people were overreacting when they said that all the songs are *exactly* the same, but holy shit. You could've played 17 snippets from the same song all throughout the video and I wouldn't have felt the difference.

[@shiannafoxx]

This has no comments so I'm adding one

[@bumbaclott5732]

I'm adding the second comment

[@Schuylerureiko]

I'll be the third

[@erinmarycarmody]

Fourth

[@hooklynee5851]

Fifth

[@sapphirek5244]

Available bugs me so much. Like yeah we can talk about yummy being a weird song to put out about your wife, but hear me out as to why available is worse. Hailey, in their little like series about their married life, orients most of her life around supporting Justin. Like making sure he does what he’s supposed to do for his health, staying up late to be in the studio with him, etc. She’s also a star? Like she models and needs to live her own successful life. Why the hell would you write a whole song saying like “you’re not here for ME enough 😫”? First of all, you’re wrong. Second of all, grow up and be supportive of your WIFE. And the line “you live in my bed.” ?????? What

[@ORIA_1125]

ok I was wrong, he didn't google the lyrics , he wrote the facts of his marriage life, since the album is dedicated to Hailey :D so proud for her..

[@am-zj4mq]

hailey done goofed

[@Bebe-ge2te]

Selena has said he’s an ass (not those words, but hinted it a lot), why suddenly cause he’s married he changed?

[@mika-kb8yd]

yeah that “you live in my bed” was so creepy

[@Swaggy157]

Not everything is meant to be about her, artist write about anything not just their personal life

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

it all just sounds like the music they’d play in forever 21 (i used to work there so i know)

[@R.20818]

Oh no, I feel bad for your ears😓🙄🙏🏽

[@luckyahad]

I literally heard his music of new album in forever 21 last week 😆

[@youreactuallyright5168]

Dr.SoonToBe ?

[@joyphil4399]

No wait you're completely right

[@fromthepeach3493]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM CLEARLY DEAD 💀

[@shababkhan2649]

Someone said that this album sounds like android ringtones 💀💀💀

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

Bless his heart 💀💀💀

[@lottieloup6761]

As someone who had a samsung for 2 years, I couldve litterally used yummy as a standard ringtone-

[@farahkarim7625]

HAHAHA its so true 💀💀💀

[@teadrinker1260]

😂😂😂😂

[@rengab137]

@Sakeena Gamell At first eyes glance I thought your name was Selena Gomez which is pretty ironic since she's one of JBs exes🤦🏽‍♀️

[@SaroucheZeSituation]

justin literally googled "trap free samples", put his voice over and its BADDDD.

[@strawberrymagpie]

No replies yet so I’ll be the first

[@pepperoni101.]

third

[@imtootiredforthis9776]

Fourth

[@thiyy4h912]

Fifth

[@flora_lwl]

Sixth

[@Zeytrixx]

*_[Personally, I’ve never really liked Justin Beiber. But if I did, I’d be really disappointed by the album release.]_*

[@Twebs12]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2GlZWiNmad2qdk Yes

[@slick3996]

HEY

[@lyokowolt8814]

Same

[@stellagomez100]

1 all round me 1:39 2 habitual 3:48 3 come around me 4:38 4 intentions ft. Quavo 6:05 5 yummy 7:28 6 available 8:00 7 forever ft. Post Malone, Clever 9:32 8 running over ft. Lil Dicky 11:11 9 take it out on me 13:02 10 second emotion ft. Travis Scott 14:00 11 get me ft. Kehlani 15:48 12 E.T.A 16:19 13 changes 17:19 14 confirmation 18:09 15 that's what love is 19:38 16 at least for now 20:29 17 yummy remix 21:57

[@TrapHausCreo]

I love people who make these kinda posts I swear

[@erincaffrey7106]

TrapHaus Creo you know the album is bad when yummy is 5th

[@Monica-ej7yf]

I actually really love habitual. It's a gorgeous song ❤️

[@rachelkimpanga8043]

Goat

[@artsywoodz]

Thank you Sm 😩

[@itwascarolbaskin9053]

"is this a wattpad story" lmaoooo you did *not*

[@boyfriendshouse]

Username: 10/10 Pfp: 10/10 And I laughed so hard too i almost choked

[@reverland735]

This whole comment made me WHEEZE

[@aboredwriter3108]

That's an insult to Wattpad writers

[@candyblingggggg]

Rightttt

[@moongi852]

@@aboredwriter3108 considering how weird wattpad is yeah

[@cr0w3at3r]

“I wanna make a language up with you” -me with every friend I made in elementary school

[@ilovekene9697]

e g o lol my childhood was full of me and the boys making clay with eraser remains and colour.

[@dyamondwomack549]

I mad a language it's called shilgnE Basically you just say the word backwards as you can see I like to talk like that to my friends and actully speak it fluently now Lol sooo yea How are you = woh era uoy Happy Birthday = yppay yadhtirb So what ugly = os tahw ylgu Try to learn it lol

[@dyamondwomack549]

@R A I Should lol

[@noxturne16]

In 4th grade me and my friends spoke pigs Latin and then in 6th grade I learned sign language so I could curse at people in sign and speak to 2 of my friends when we had to be quiet

[@nimanixo]

LOOL

[@chelseam7518]

d'angelos face when he said WHIP IT ASSET, i will never EVER be the same

[@chelseam7518]

6:50

[@sugaandspice5014]

LMAOO THE HAND MOVEMENTS TOO

[@chelseam7518]

@FullSun Stream Punch took me three seconds to realise you werent talking about military

[@prettypetite]

Best part of the video

[@uwu-uv4mg]

I was like... "Who is this man before me? Am I still watching the same person?"

[@BobbyBurnsOfficial]

Why quavo stealing my flow tho 😂😂

[@alyssa-hk2pg]

💀💀💀omg

[@tiredbby]

hi bobby

[@marxistlynchist]

wait is this why this got in my recommended? bruh when you gonna start posting for KZbin again instead of onlyfans 😂

[@elise6251]

ayo bobby what’s good

[@ashleewhittlesey7874]

Omg Bobby Burns? What r u doing here

[@FridaeyYT]

In conclusion, this album was made using Garage Band.

[@katsukibakugo2047]

💀💀

[@NaomiVirshbo]

IM ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WOEJEOWOAPAOWJEJEJ

[@nanda-rw3qm]

not garage band 😭

[@squids24]

Garage band? No, it’s made chrome music lab

[@jammiiing]

Nah that's too generous, it was made through soundtrap 😭

[@lena-meliannesarr3980]

"Are you in high School, is it a wattpad story ?"LMFAO

[@surladanse5621]

I laughed so hard at this😂

[@Ashley-Lopez]

As someone who has Wattpad, I’m CACKLING🤣🤣.

[@isi100]

where does he say that?

[@Butterfly-ql4pg]

This was so funny! 😂

[@misslawless6021]

"Im elated you my lady" homeboy really just looked up for a synonym for happy and was like yeah thats deep.

[@lilyf9125]

I love jb but true

[@A12-n9u2x]

The fact his old songs about selena sound and are lyrically more meaningful than his new songs about Hailey his actual wife... Very telling tbh. And the fact he only seems to write about sex and toxic aspects of their relationship like the be violent with me when you're stressed thing... Can he make it more clear? Nope Before he sang about love and even during purpose he sang about himself and love more genuinely. Now he sounds like he's trying to prove everyone that he has sex and loves his wife without saying much that is actually meaningful and loving. Not to mention that during purpose he was actively trying to change and be better even as a artist and that was during him still being into selena. Now he seems to have got stuck on his ways again. Doing lazy songs again and saying he's changing as an excuse to do wrong but not putting in the work anymore to actually change. Edit: for anyone who clearly didn't read my comment or wasn't able to interpret it... I am in no way judging the fact Justin sings about sex. Many artists do. But he marketed his album as being about him changing and this new chapter of his life with his wife. Even on his documentary he speaks about writing songs about his wife and makes it sound like they're meaningful and loving. Yet while other mature artists might include a sexual reference here and there or make a couple of songs about sex he made an entire album about it. With no actual loving and caring lyrics. It's gross because it makes him look like a Douche who sees his wife as a sex toy and is only with her for her looks and because she babysit him and puts up with his shit which btw you can see and hear him say something like that multiple times during the documentary. He has so many young fans so that's disturbing that he is making that out to be romantic and goals. And the fact he's promoting yummy with babies when it's about his sex life is just gross. Nobody here is judging him for having sex. We are judging him for using pedophilia to promote a sex song while speaking of being a better person and for making sex out to be love which is a damaging mindset. And because the album is terrible lbr. Ed sheeran sings about sex too and yet also can make romantic songs. So why can't Bieber do that anymore? For those saying that it's because he isn't a teenager anymore and therefore wouldn't do mushy songs... All artists sing about love. They all manage to do that in adulthood so let's not excuse this man for his lack of inspiration or hard work

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

I think the album is great. Me and my husband just had a great time after I danced to two if the songs for him..nothing wrong with singing about sex. He’s married and has a great sex life..it makes for a healthy marriage. Don’t shame him for growing up and being in a new place in his life. He clearly loves Haley and having sexuality included in his music doesn’t cheapen that..bold of you to assume that lol..and I am not a “belieber” either. Shit, ai has already had my first son by the time I discovered him on KZbin when he was like only 8 years old Nd told everybody around me he was going to be famous. Had no clue he would be AS big as he is, but knew he would be famous. He is at an interesting place in his life and five years ago I would have been singing about the same shit. He’s enjoying his marriage, nothing wrong with that! Sex with your life partner *should* be mind blowing..setting a good example Justin.

[@bitchwormpuddin1499]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle you missed the point

[@zoehoffman8652]

I agree. It seems a bit strange and gross that the only aspects of his marriage that he wants to sing about is the sex and the toxic fights is very telling. Writing about sex and honesty is good and fine, but when it's all he sings about, it's just strange :/

[@edgesidontknowher4997]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle idk if I should laugh or tell you what the comment actually meant 💀💀

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

Katarina Giselle I think you missed the point. The user was saying that the lyrics have far less meaning than they used to in older songs (no problem in singing about sex, but singing about it all the time-yikes). There also have been no efforts from the producers in trying to change the style of the music. It’s boring and Justin knows it. That is why he promoted his own album so heavily.

[@matthewporter5113]

e.t.a stands for ed’s throw away

[@r.7530]

😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@candyblingggggg]

LMFAOOOO

[@benmemon]

i laughed so hard when i saw this. my ability to breathe was literally unavailaBUuUHuhUHuHOhUHIuhiUOIuL

[@obviouslyhouse]

“Is this a Wattpad story?”😂😂😂

[@jennam4448]

“Are you in high school” and I was like yes and yes.

[@dumbfridge7576]

imagine: it’s 4 am in the morning and you’re up late because of your insomnia. you’re laying on your bed in the dark, watching memes and d’angelo wallace videos (as you should). suddenly, you hear the bedroom door open. you don’t live with anyone, so you’re terrified. to your surprise, it’s your “favourite” celebrity, justin beiber, at the door. he whispers very quietly, “can you stream yummy?”

[@kisimegacha5218]

I-

[@rudrakshsaha8210]

...ok im scared for life now

[@inlovewithnana]

omg that happened to me last week 😍😍😍😳

[@dumbfridge7576]

ahskfNm these replies lmao

[@bockwitmeBM]

"4 am in the morning" is redundant lol

[@roseclay9507]

clever sounds like he's trying horribly to sing in cursive

[@lunadoodles8810]

i love this comment so much

[@andreashane9549]

sounds like halsey 😂

[@amandaya29]

@@andreashane9549 okay but Halsey is good

[@winonarose7488]

@@amandaya29 halsey is unique, clever is NOT

[@emerycorner]

9:00 those lyrics sounds like it came off of a creepy person's blog or a note to someone they've been possessive of and stalking-

[@kamallb4650]

Omg. I was so confused. It got me panicking.

[@silverdrag0n_]

you're a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack i'ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe you're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep, baby

[@ilexdiapason]

this is the one true version of yummy

[@Romeowo_]

Greg.

[@edwardlover69]

G R E G

[@ΘΗΣΕΥΣΑΙΓΕΩΣ]

That's the only valid version of yummy

[@jojosbizarrecomments]

G r e g

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

i want d’angelo saying “ooh wee” as a ringtone so bad

[@katsukibakugo2047]

Same

[@potaeotosareawsome832]

Then record it

[@potaeotosareawsome832]

Secretly

[@LaoonCow]

Post Malone in that song, makes vocaloid seem 100% natural.

[@aaaah540]

If you’re skilled enough, you can make a Vocaloid sound like an actual human. Here’s an example: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Znmkd52khKtqbbM

[@Trollestiatumblur]

Aaaa h I’ve heard a lot of vocaloid that sound exactly like humans, (breaths, emotion, everything) but let’s be honest... Post Malone sounded worse than Hatsune Miku V2-

[@LaoonCow]

Aquarius Amethyst LOL

[@katsukibakugo2047]

Aaaa h that’s not even it but k

[@aaaah540]

Katsuki Bakugo What do you mean?

[@sumiewickham113]

Okay I’m annoyed that this album is being marketed as his “comeback album” but wasn’t purpose supposed to be his comeback album?? How many comeback albums is one human being allotted in their lifetime?? I don’t know the answer but I’m still annoyed

[@stepahead5944]

Kpop exits the chat...🙃

[@maymaecat5149]

@@stepahead5944 me though lmao

[@nicoleshh]

sumie wickham haha in kpop every new release by an artist is called a comeback. Maybe the terminology is rubbing off.

[@rachelkimpanga8043]

when you've been away for a long time or in Justin's case with purpose, when the whole world hated you more than known terrorist, for peeing in a bucket. I would say both things kinda qualify as comebacks

[@mariammollah8994]

purpose came out just a year later after journals and its been 5 years since purpose, this one is definitely the comeback

[@UnidentifiedAnon]

Am I the only one that thinks he spoke more meaningfully about Billie Eilish in Zane’s Beats 1 interview than he did about his wife in this entire album 💀 lmao what 🤣 If you see this, stream Teenage Angst by Ren 13/03/20 😗

[@starcoves]

the new drake 😳

[@erincaffrey7106]

uwu uwuness OOP

[@crystala7x182]

uwu uwuness I don’t think it necessarily means he’s the new Drake. Justin has gone through fame at a young age, which really messed him up, and I’m sure he just doesn’t want to see the same thing happen to Billie.

[@jsimone6632]

@@Monica-ej7yf are you just... copy and pasting the same reply

[@kintamas4425]

Monica Maria uh... don’t copy and paste posts... you end up turning yourself into a lightning rod for irritation.

[@phag4eva]

"I'm going through changes, don't mean that I change" 12 year old fangirls: 😔😭😢🥺

[@chloe5996]

woah uh-mazing STAN LOONA QUEEN

[@chloe5996]

woah uh-mazing stream so what 😌😌

[@eimearkinsley3377]

it reminds me of what noah scented mayo said at that awards show

[@arandomguyonyoutube674]

doesnt every artist have 12 year old fan girls

[@ijunida]

woah uh-mazing nice profile pic :)

[@chiamakamadubuike7840]

I can't believe this guy was nominated for a Grammy...

[@faithk.3207]

THE WEEKEND DESERVED IT 😭😭😭

[@r.7530]

For yummy too🤦🏼🤦🏼

[@smu8672]

@@faithk.3207 *Weeknd But I also agree

[@kimjung1166]

@@wxxd_deity what your opinion bout harry? does he deserves?

[@lennnnn7]

Faith K. Ikrrrrrrr

[@selinasunay5303]

i feel like dangelo put more work into this review than justin put into his album

[@Winedrunk2lulah]

He said “welcome back to me talking about whatever I want” and I instantly hit subscribe gotta love the vibe

[@lorenaramirez321]

Same

[@imbuffysummers]

The saddest part about the song available is that while recording it at 4 am Hailey was probably right next to him the whole time lol

[@surladanse5621]

DaFuQ

[@Tiogair]

My mom (in her 60s) heard Yummy when we were driving together and her first thoughts were “People have been singing about things like this forever, but they at least made it sound good”

[@taylorgoss8681]

"This man said 'gAAAAte'.... he's a goat."

[@dyamondwomack549]

You bought likes lol

[@dyamondwomack549]

@EdwinClassroom you still ugly tho

[@taylorgoss8681]

@@dyamondwomack549 huh

[@mohsinAli-hq1nd]

@@dyamondwomack549 dude, you okay?

[@diosol_]

Dyamond Womack bruh u good?

[@jamjpg]

petition to get d'angelo to recreate the album only using his vocal impressions

[@skully9607]

Acapella? Hell yeah!

[@quinngobrr]

SIGNED

[@zen8925]

Can someone just edit it lmao JAJAKAKAKSJ

[@Wardog01Actual]

We've finally reached the threshold where the critique of entertainment is INFINITELY more entertaining than the entertainment itself. Yay us!

[@jahannab]

This!

[@torinthunder3039]

“I hate-“ Ad: “VOtE trUmP 2o20”

[@ligood]

Honestly I hate that too

[@surladanse5621]

Same

[@BeePlushi]

agreeable

[@drippingpeaches3056]

Same

[@Maria-nl1xi]

Thank god im not american (no offense :))

[@Aisha_Gii]

I'm gonna sub because: -the commentary is good -you give your opinions professionally -and you have a nice face to look at Edit: bro why is this getting so many likes ._.

[@oh-ox9sj]

face

[@KKtrinaSaidSo]

No kidding Like, let's all be honest

[@AD-cy4vj]

Beep

[@meumundosecreto7694]

He is gorgeous

[@Aisha_Gii]

@@meumundosecreto7694 indeed he is

[@bundledlavender]

Justin Beiber presents: The Wattpad Fanfic You Wrote in Middle School, the album!

[@spooktouqe3260]

that's just mean to the middle school fanfics I made yummy is werider then my fanfics

[@mewmew6158]

11 year old me is so disappointed

[@thiyy4h912]

bundledlavender wattpad was the fall of my innocence

[@princewish4632]

I may have a small crush on D'angelo

[@houdakasbadji504]

Ah, finally, i'm not the only person that gets crushes on youtubers

[@shanon5555]

Same here

[@shanon5555]

@Fenix * I dont think so but I'm not sure

[@miaa3174]

@Fenix * I think he's Ace because of his ring?

[@ruthronnieofficial]

@@miaa3174 hi what's Ace?

[@andreaparra3696]

this album looks like it tastes like flour

[@teaisyummy.1854]

Bruh 💀

[@benmemon]

it tastes like bland coffee with no flavor at all. DISGUSTANG

[@evadivairene828]

The fact that someone is really here analysing music and is actually really good at it really makes me happy that other people are so passionate about music

[@indianajones8958]

Same 😊

[@caffein3268]

“Is this a Wattpad story?” That just made me choke in guilt 😂

[@caffein3268]

Opposite _ Ace ikr same💀

[@chewychibi03]

Coffka 🤣

[@spicybabylotion]

Opposite _ Ace what were you reading 😗

[@justcara6112]

Hey watpadders! Also, is any one of you writing a story on there? If you are, I'm up for read for read!

[@spicybabylotion]

Opposite _ Ace I needed something new to read I wasn’t gonna judge 😔

[@maxxie653]

I love how everyday d'angelo is more and more expressive and not the emotionless robot that he was in the past♡

[@tavern2468]

I was fine with the robots. I miss the old purple aesthetic and the old way of filming and the background

[@Twebs12]

ᴍᴀxᴍᴏᴅᴇᴜs ᴍ. ᴍᴇᴛʜɪᴏʀ kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2GlZWiNmad2qdk

[@astoldbynickgerr]

A true character arc

[@ssaltae]

Estela Lopez ... what does that have to do with their comment lmao

[@_Funaroma]

Estela Lopez so do you just sit there and comment weird lies about Korean music all day or...

[@A_FatPenguin]

"I hate-" Some ad: having allergies? i mean its not wrong

[@isabelsteurer7573]

Yep, me too

[@jazmine9385]

same

[@geichi]

who doesn't lmao

[@iamtoxic4663]

Same it's especially annoying when i play with me cats

[@sheddingsnakeskin]

For me it was "I hate--" Ad: Babies

[@bman123426]

this is literally sooooo small but it ties in to the album being lazy...in the example you showed of him harmonizing with kehlani he wasnt even harmonizing. just singing in unison lol

[@moomorgan5893]

when he mentioned harmonizing i got excited but then it was just the same note in different octaves and i was like oh... it's cute but i think it'd still be nicer if it was actual harmony

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@moomorgan5893 wait, is that not considered harmony? What is harmony then? I'm not musically informed.

[@moomorgan5893]

@@georgaseebalack6003 if you're singing the same note in different octaves, that's not harmony, it's a unison. i don't know how to explain it without using too many musical terms, but harmonizing requires singing/playing different notes in a chord.

[@drippingpeaches3056]

He needs to stop getting outsang on his own songs 😭

[@spudd5832]

I love how in the English auto-generated captions the only part that’s labelled [Music] isn’t any of the Justin Bieber songs, it was D’Angelo’s impersonation of one of the songs 😂😂😂

[@Sam-yf3yd]

lmao..

[@anisanurraudah8383]

So... a harsh break up, 5 years hiatus, being married, recovering from drugs, finding god and all he could do is pulling a Chance The Rapper "I Love My Wife" narrative? Disappointed but not surprised. He is never been an artist to begin with.

[@harshithikkurthi6228]

The main thing is he gave this afyer purpose,purpose was gold and these album is bad

[@pokita9492]

Dont bring Chance the rapper in this,not let the king be messed up again with Justin lmao

[@daisilu3454]

I only disagree because art is about interpretation, and I assume that maybe you just dont see or respect the individual ways he expresses his art. It might be one sided in your eyes but thats all about your interpretation. You dont know exactly what the artist is doing/saying. (Im not a diehard fan, i'm an aRtiSt)

[@user-ug2oz8fj1q]

this album is bad but you can’t say he isn’t an artist. his old stuff is so well written and meaningful. i’m not even a fan of his at all.

[@sp0okyfae]

"he sounds like a goat" I almost choked on my bread from laughing ty. But this is cheering me up from my depression so thanks ✨

[@evelune]

bruh same

[@lennnnn7]

Hope y'all get better!✨💞💖

[@kaylakrey]

Stay strong💕

[@lannabryanna]

[@jaz1756]

Sis I can’t believe you gave it a c-. Wayyy to generous.

[@sythepie]

Yeah

[@929er13]

f+ at max tbh.

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

that c- was probably the kind of c- that’s only a c- because it got the minimum requirements to be not d+

[@Pokegirl3515]

D for death by earrape

[@granddad5782]

Yesterday a someone driving down my street was blasting yummy and that was when I lost all faith in humanity

[@granddad5782]

Yes I liked my own comment

[@granddad5782]

And my own reply

[@granddad5782]

And this one

[@granddad5782]

Yep

[@granddad5782]

And you

[@A_Hey]

I haven’t and probably will never actually listen to any of his albums but I’m still disappointed.

[@louschwick7301]

i was actually expecting worse. bieber putting any effort at all into his music is kind of a shock. still really boring though, and i will never enjoy any of his vocal performances for the simple fact that i cannot stand him as a personality. instrumentals are fine as always tho

[@piperlehr9228]

Same. I actually liked a few singles from Purpose despite not being a fan (especially Where r U Now) but this is just. The production is trash, too much autotune, and the lyrics are so panderey it’s insufferable.

[@witchf4ce310]

Lou Schwick how is it a shock? Purpose was a great album

[@elenanumaria7658]

Listen to Purpose or believe and you will hear the downgrade

[@ABC-op2nz]

Hypocrisy? HELL YEAH

[@nscott2590]

Every song runs together. Even the “good” ones sound like default ring tones. WHAT happened??

[@Ccllmarley]

The fact that you really are genuinely respectful about your trashing, like says it all, you are the future. Good things are comin to you💓

[@muna3799]

His weird high notes sounded like he was trying to imitate a voice crack but like hiding it If that makes sense

[@schmoozetube9467]

Perfectly

[@sumacberry]

idk cause ive never heard his songs

[@nessagardner2253]

He went for a voice crack but didnt commit

[@ghazysalman5460]

hate on the album as much as you want, but his vocals were FANTASTIC on this record. stop talking shit for likes honey

[@krooxed]

Munazzah Rashad watch any vocal coach on Justin Bieber and they will all tell you that Justin has some of the best falsetto’s in the game

[@sarinam9988]

“I’m calling the police” 😭😭😂

[@khungekamajaja7340]

😂😂😂

[@Dani_1012]

Those lyrics had sirens going off inside my head sheesh he sounded desperate in an unhealthy way 😅

[@BiRainbow29]

"Is this a Wattpad story, are you in high school?" -D'Angelo Wallace 2020 And I oop-

[@marieoyeossi7340]

Same lol 😂

[@NiciShortForNicole]

Yep.. 😅

[@ScarletBegonia1974]

Despite my complete lack of interest in Justin Bieber, this was a nice way to spend nearly 27 minutes

[@hannahhannah7002]

Day 5 of asking for D'Angelo's skincare routine

[@wynter2644]

1. Be black

[@stanbtsforclearskinstantwi9666]

Doretha Roy im black and got mad acne

[@majikhu5171]

stanbtsforclearskin stantwiceforgoodhealth thats ironic considering your username

[@stanbtsforclearskinstantwi9666]

MJ Bridges thats more like it

[@stanbtsforclearskinstantwi9666]

majikhu lol true

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I can’t hear “oo wee” without thinking of Mr. Poopybutthole from Rick and Morty 😂

[@chewychibi03]

sourgreendolly stoppp

[@velynnec]

i thought exactly that

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

sourgreendolly 😂 oooooo weeeeeeee

[@AveryCreates]

I dont even love or hate Beiber, but you're talking about it so I'll listen.

[@candyblingggggg]

Same

[@m1lk93]

I have now noticed that D'Angelo now has been more expressive now than like, 2 years ago... *he's evolving*

[@keysmashmachine]

guess you could say hes making *changes*

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

Theres beauty in the world D’Angelo=Pokémon

[@cottonmouthxx7828]

"That's what love is" chord progression reminds me of the Sonic drowning music for some reason LMAO

[@shelbylynn01]

“I’m going through changes don’t mean that I’ve changed” Even though my life is changing, I’m still the same person, I haven’t changed.

[@vanessamcgrew4486]

Haha thank u. That's what I thought too

[@roroo]

@@vanessamcgrew4486 same

[@TuesdaysArt]

Those changes must be really insignificant if you're still exactly the same afterwards lol

[@lemoncucumber9832]

Tuesday's Art I think it is meant to imply he is strong for not letting the things affect him, not that the changes are insignificant

[@CorinneA3]

Yeah I definitely think that's what he was trying to say, but because of the way he wrote the lyric, it comes across completely nonsensical lmao

[@pyjamallama2088]

"Justin Bieber adopts this rap flow" Ad: "im sorry"

[@kittycat802]

8:52 euw so needy ... Poor Hailey does she even feel sexy getting treated like an actual mom.

[@hiinsanity]

I can't believe that part is actually real omg I'm kinda scared

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Like it's one thing to turn your insecurities into lyrics, a lot of songs I like do this but the way they're framed makes it clear that these are the singer's unhealthy thoughts and they're BAD. Romanticizing them here on the other hand?? Bad. Real bad.

[@creamie765]

Okay well said

[@leila_de_hautjardin]

He doesn’t even try to convince us that he truly loves her at this point. Run away Hailey ! 😨

[@Monica-ej7yf]

Ya! I definitely agree... There's a wierd disconnect somewhere with Justin and Hailey. Thier dynamic is very codependent and it seems like they have a child/parent dynamic. Also it seems like Justin didn't give himself enough time to fully resolve and work through his break up with Selena in order not to upset Hailey. But I think this is ultimately building alot of resentment in his mind for Hailey. It's really sad;he seems sad and also seems to lack confidence. It's so shitty because he has an angelic voice and unlimited potential. I hate how forced and fake this album sounded. And I do think he loves Hailey and she grounds him, but ultimately I don't think he's IN love with her. 😔

[@yourmomma8278]

the fact that 'journals' was about selena gomez and is one of his best albums while 'changes' is about hailey and isn't his best work and every song sounds the exact same with poor writing.

[@khushi3413]

Journals is underrated

[@connie6738]

I don't think we should make this about Hailey and Selena...

[@khushi3413]

@@connie6738 exactly

[@StoniAf]

Well apparently Hailey was the muse for this album and they said they really wanted her to put some input/influence. So.................if she was the muse, if she the influence....she was part of this lol

[@pokita9492]

@@StoniAf so you are telling me that this 25 years old man when he thinks about his wife is "yummy"? Lmao

[@Carlyjuanita]

“That’s What Love Is” gives me anxiety too like it literally sounds like a heart monitor beeping or something

[@13リナ]

@Estela Lopez how is this reply relevant to the comment? Plus that's very debatable lol

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

When you read the lyrics for "Available" I immediately thought "Yeah... I'm calling the police". What in the entire fk. Time for a restraining order. Its honestly kind of triggering to me and a lot of other women's actual experiences with random clingy dudes.

[@twinbruisesonmyshins]

your eyelashes are weirdly gorgeous can i have them

[@inlovewithnana]

Yeah I want to eat them

[@emilyfrancis3933]

bunnyblood Do you need someone to talk to? Are you okay..?

[@inlovewithnana]

😳 _eyelashes_

[@baileyjessica245]

E.T.A. stands for Ed Threw Away

[@whatthehellmekelle1335]

The way he critiqued this album had me rolling, the zoom in for Available had me actually dead, someone should have checked my pulse

[@daisybrianna77]

"I hate-" Ad: "I love sex" Why this ad in particular KZbin? What are you trying to say?

[@blaqgirlssss]

FOREVER VIRGIN!

[@m.b.2595]

@@blaqgirlssss the fact that this has 69 likes makes it more amazing👀

[@nessa.m]

Ace vibes 😩✋

[@MsZeldasaga]

If he released the songs without the vocals the album would sound really nice. The songs would really nice as those lofi songs people listen to for studying.

[@neptune4032]

I’m literally crying because I’m imagining his music career failing and him becoming a dj

[@shart8008]

@@neptune4032 might be for the best hdkskshs

[@mewmew6158]

💀the instrumentals are so good, this is accurate

[@macthemooshroom]

I love how I watched this whole video but will never ever listen to any of these songs

[@personokmlp]

This is random but you look like Sid the science kid’s cute older brother

[@alyssachantaychampagne2773]

I- er- uhm- well, you're not wrong?

[@sythepie]

ahgjfdeows

[@katsukibakugo2047]

Holy shit now I can’t unsee it thanks

[@Ashley-Lopez]

The way I was sent back through time-

[@thatcatval4951]

I need "so honestly, who cares?" on a hoodie to be honest. I appreciated this analysis, seemed very fair. That weird abusive song was a lot. It made me worry for JB a bit. Like 'you good, bro?'