Justin & Travis are Knife Dads (MBMBAM 680)

[@rabbitrandie]

I rlly hope this bit is one that we get a visual for, need to see Travis’ 13 knives

[@dogdad1997]

Travis is ready to defend his recording studio at all costs

[@danasmith4756]

idk why but i was glad to hear about justin's prescription belt again

[@ch3burashka]

i love my tall knife

[@Buzz_the_Cat]

Griffin: “Gee I thought someone with two wives would be happy” Travis:“No, you’re thinking of someone with two knives” Justin: “I gotta tell ya this is pretty terrific”

[@nikeviii3522]

I love when griffin gets passive aggressive

[@InsipidMoniker]

I still maintain, with great passion, that all dads should be knife dads!

[@FlamingSwordOfDoom]

knives are legitimately handy the only time you need scissors over a knife is when making precise cuts on paper or cloth, and even then sometimes you get better results with a knife and they tend to be sharper than scissors, and with a case or strap they are safer to carry AND smaller with a same size blade if it's a folding knife 12/10

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

knifemaker here. very glad to hear my boys love knives. more importantly: which karambit do you guys think travis carries?

[@ashleighcalvert8937]

devastated we don’t have the picture

[@phillyfanmatt]

Am I the only one absolutely horrified about hearing people talk about owning 13 knives and bringing knives to college football games like it’s like, just another day that ends in y. This entire bit was UNNERVING

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

Knives aren't just made for stabbing motherfuckers, they're pretty basic and essential tools. Would you wig out if you saw a Home Depot employee with a box cutter on his belt?

[@phillyfanmatt]

@@UnironicScrotumhat you're not gonna come in here and try to equate the knives they are talking about to at-work box cutters

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

@@phillyfanmatt Well not Travis' wall of swords lol, but carrying a pocket knife with you is exactly equivalent to a box cutter. I'm pretty sure Justin wasn't implying he was smuggling a machete into the game.

[@clanofclams2720]

​​@@phillyfanmattthr difference being what, size? come on now. Just get a knife

[@FlamingSwordOfDoom]

​@@UnironicScrotumhat it's always the weirdest thing to me anytime i have a job which GIVES us knives and box cutters on the job but we can't bring ours from home just put a blade size cutoff and let me carry my favorite knife