Off The Record: When is the First Time You Tried the Number Sixty Nine?

[@mountainsky4279]

We need to have an episode with both Jesus and David So on lmao.

[@bethnichols2875]

lol it was hilarious when David had Jesus, Cris Sosa and Alex Acosta on Genius Brain. They named David an honorary Mexican.😂

[@Denzelul]

Good idea.

[@100XPercentX]

Please no

[@praline6219]

@@bethnichols2875 yoo i need a link to that video lol

[@bethnichols2875]

@@praline6219 lol just look for "David Becomes an Honorary Mexican ft. Jesus Sepulveda and Cris Sosa"

[@bound6172]

Bro Jesus is tooooo funny he needs to be a permanent member

[@vtboy465]

anytime yall give a sexual prompt with Jesus on, you know he about to act up LMAO

[@rawritsmishx3]

Subin : “you licked toilet paper?” Cracked me up! 😂😂😂

[@Richardarbizo]

Steve the head stomper. Coleen the ankle holder.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

And Joe the starfish connoisseur

[@Richardarbizo]

@@HasanPikerIsADouche idk he might be the clam poker

[@kiarademoner]

😂😂😂😂

[@shad0wCh8ser]

Everyone has their move.

[@Richardarbizo]

@@shad0wCh8ser nick is still cranking up the band til this day

[@bradleyhicken4876]

Jesus by far funniest guest. Love these episodes

[@Dr.Dankerson]

Bart and Joe 69ing had me crying😭😭😭

[@jaronq_808]

The Super Mario sounds are always on point lol

[@kitleongii4688]

We have Jesus and New Merch drop, this is a good day.

[@bao.ng04]

We have bloody clams in Vietnam too! But we fry em w all sorts of things like garlic, butter n sometimes there’s pork cracklings u can pair it with its bomb

[@kiarademoner]

Girl holding guy 😂😂😂

[@SuperSaiyinIan4]

Jesus starting his story is hilarious

[@bethnichols2875]

LOL with that title and the thumbnail. What an episode to start the morning with. 🤣 Awesome new merch, guys!! 🤣

[@Richardarbizo]

I didn't even notice the thumbnail but I ended up screenshotting that part in the video 😂

[@bethnichols2875]

@@Richardarbizo lmao this legit had me cracking up the whole video. 🤣

[@_missg25]

Jesus should be on more bc kalyne was very amused, I like when she’s more animated and engaged 😂

[@bethnichols2875]

lolol I saw that they did the Bart/Joe "69" in the parking lot move, and they posted it to the JK IG. 😂

[@timlopes67]

I can for sure say not everybody likes brain tacos LOL

[@wuan4220]

cow tongue as well in my opinion

[@TMNT3388]

@9:11 Nick is funny AF!?! 😂😂

[@Sweetpinkyy]

We had a 99 ranch market here in Honolulu and they close down and made it into Home Depot

[@themrsportsnation]

we got 99 ranch here in houston

[@InsaineAZN23]

return of girl holding guy 💀💀💀

[@EASTCOASTNATURE]

We got more H-marts than 99 Ranches in the East coast

[@Msdeanna.angela]

69s are dope but so impractical nobody tryna do alladat! 😂 Would love an update when Nick revisits it lmao may this video spice up some sex lives. Haven’t done this in forever.

[@ellessz]

16:42 -16:44 kalyne is me asf lmaoooo

[@ethansou]

There are 2 99 ranch locations in NJ.

[@jhc577]

we have 99 ranch in New Jersey and NY!

[@Caffeinefeend]

Im in Texas and I love 99 ranch. Everyone treats me like I’m a foreigner. In a good way tho. Weekends everyone goes but weekdays it’s almost all Asian. I frequent the chip aisle, frozen section, and coffee aisles. Also ours has like 7 restaurants inside including a bakery and they all slap!

[@Arsonloke]

My first experience at an Asian market was when I was a kid in west Covina back in like 98 at some Asian shopping center mall type thing.

[@DamnAwesome]

Lmao nice new shirts! Jesus fr putting yall on new foods!

[@c2itutis]

They got one in nyc Long Island

[@SS-vt1hb]

Lmao Nick "my tum tum"

[@ttammytruongg]

Surprised you guys haven’t had blood clams! Such a yummy viet/thai dish when it’s grilled with onions, peanuts and garlic 👌🏼👌🏼

[@JonathanAlexanderM]

There’s 1 single 99 ranch by me, went in there for a Instacart order and that shit was weird af in a learning experience way

[@user-ob2td1lj3b]

Chandler, Arizona now has a Ranch 99 market -

[@GYSMelanie5]

Let's go new merch! I f'in love Jesus 😂!

[@HieuBris]

I saw the IG post that shi was AMAZING LMAO 💀

[@HieuBris]

Can confirm Joe and Bart did 69 in the parking lot and were a perfect match

[@Calida]

Omg no wonder the ad was like that 😂😂😂

[@PlzgamerZL]

Damn not gonna lie I never been to a 99 ranch market and I find out there’s one 45 min away. Gonna go this weekend.

[@LusciousFoo]

brain tacos are nothing but he right the more legit you get with mexican food its kinda out there

[@maryvasquez5071]

Omg this conversation...I'm dying!! Jesus is soo funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xmsxemoxmusicxluvrx]

Northern Virginia has a 99 Ranch! I go there more than Hmart now.

[@500abarth7]

We have 99 ranch in NJ in Jersey City and in Hackensack.

[@iamdopeone]

5:38 they have one in Chandler Arizona

[@black4pienus]

It's very hard to concentrate on what you're doing during 69. lol. That's my only issue with it.

[@bethnichols2875]

Agreed.

[@casper75559]

Hmm, must have overlooked it on Reddit. Don’t see how I could have missed it. Those peeps love following their lives.

[@jericroyboy]

WHERE CAN I GET THESE SHIRTS!?! I NEED OMG

[@CuongChanster]

Was so happy when Dallas got 99 ranch. Had then in SJ for so long.

[@Denzelul]

Haha 99 Ranch!

[@rubentrejo1166]

Why aren’t Shapel and Jesus on the same OTR. That would be one of the best OTR’s.

[@mynamesjeffhardly]

Standing 69 = The Undertaker's Tombstone

[@SS-vt1hb]

Joe's hair is amazing. I hope he never cuts it.

[@Akuamari0331]

Vietnamese ppl fuck with bloody clams. It’s one of my faves! We eat it grilled tho with our own homemade sauce

[@otisindianna4212]

Does anyone else not think shower sex is as bad as they make it seem? I kinda like it 😅

[@addiegraves3]

69 pro tip lay on your side 😊

[@Max25670]

How did they go from talking about food to this? 😂

[@Richardarbizo]

DAY 169 of begging that the *"SHOW ME PROOF"* tees are released as official merch

[@nickjack1696]

Nice

[@SpAzZzZz_]

I am recreating the shirt and I will be selling a handful of them

[@christopherfuentes8241]

@@SpAzZzZz_ dude I want one

[@nickjack1696]

@@SpAzZzZz_ wait count me in

[@SpAzZzZz_]

Ps I was 12 with my friends older sister. Grapes will be grapes

[@Pupusa_power_]

They opened one in maryland 😎

[@tenglei2]

Im back to the channel when jesus is here wooho

[@matthewjay660]

☝🏻We have Ranch 99's in Houston, Texas.

[@TheTinyOrc]

kalyne finishes with a tombstone

[@Richardarbizo]

*New merch lets goooooooo*

[@bethnichols2875]

lol omg that is hilarious!! 🤣

[@Salahudiyn777]

I can’t 😂

[@Blastermanx]

Technical Ryan you can get herpies from clams 😅

[@InsaineAZN23]

LETS GOOOOOO LOL

[@Troywitthecoi]

Kayleen holds ankles oh fuck I’m scared

[@mzkarma6751]

my first time was with a girl it was fantastic

[@TheTinyOrc]

On top May feel feminine but you can force it in more. Work out the plank stance

[@NKAlvrz]

Pleaseeee take them to a Mariscosss!!!

[@Pvtrickcvstro]

Here after the cease and desist

[@_coach_kimo]

99 ranch? Bruh we call it ranch 99. lol

[@_coach_kimo]

Ranch 69 😂

[@Bibi_bluee]

EL DIRTY

[@ddiegofoer]

Pshh speak for yourself the shower is pretty fun minus slipping

[@Tank_UNSCATHED]

Subin needs to be on here asa regular I swearrr

[@KasheYan15]

Is this in honor or Auston Matthews' 69 goals? 😄

[@letsagreetodisagree3474]

nah jesus we don’t all eat brain tacos or bloody clams never even heard of that but still love to my people🇲🇽

[@trustyt9617]

Speak for yourself I've known more Mexicans that eat brain ,you must not be mexican enough. A true mexican uses every part of the animal

[@MelissC0101]

Barts sooooo fine!!!

[@SpAzZzZz_]

Day 3 of being in CANS CULT

[@bethnichols2875]

Hello awesome founding member of the JK cults.

[@SpAzZzZz_]

@@bethnichols2875 I think we form enough cults to form a community in Joe Malia

[@bethnichols2875]

@@SpAzZzZz_ Sounds like a plan.

[@noecancino]

bring back jesus and we will click

[@eddygci8]

This episode was especially gay

[@bethnichols2875]

Not even close. 😂 lol not when they have made these ones too.... "Careful Boyz Reenact 'The Bachelor' (But Gay) ft. Jason Cheny" and "Off the Record: What Do You Think Guys Really Want? (ft. Tim C.)"

[@eduardomojica4275]

just found out we got one near my town on Long Island and i go with my girl every week, we Salvadoran btw🇸🇻🫡99 Ranch is awesome💯