K9kuro scares Shoto with his Masturbation stories

[@leetaeryeo5269]

Shoto’s face journey was hysterical

[@macklinwright3966]

As the saying goes “their is nothing more gayer then a room full of straight men”, So far the saying is still holds true.

[@tomwanders6022]

Straight men have done some gay things, but the stuff I have heard from some of the girls around, oh lord. Maybe that’s just, because more women are bi than men. I think most of the girls I dated or wanted to date, were bi sexual.

[@soundstorm7]

He’s not straight though

[@UpiaUieVT]

god is this saying standing true.

[@judgejudy5103]

@@soundstorm7 idk this was extremely straight gay guys dont do this

[@soundstorm7]

@@judgejudy5103 I’m just saying the guy in the video said he’s not straight.

[@furinas_hat]

Shoto’s face is always so funny 😭

[@justcat2386]

Cringe man......

[@simp10884]

@@justcat2386what

[@justcat2386]

@@simp10884 U Stop, ur Name ist simp10884, Not better

[@appleberry_yt]

@@justcat2386they didn’t say anything 😭😭

[@justcat2386]

@@appleberry_yt IDK 🤔

[@KangarooFreak003]

I had this stream as background noise but this moment made me pause EVERYTHING I was doing ☠

[@snow_daniii]

was watching this at work...so happy i was the only one in the office that day 😂

[@KangarooFreak003]

@@snow_daniii oh my god 😭😭💀

[@kiarakagelia261]

same, same 🤣

[@HanazukaNo.2]

Thats js crazy😭😭 ​@@snow_daniii

[@TheSylveonSurfer]

It really depends on the size of the group and in what context. If it's 2-3 guys hanging out at home, shit gets real deep real quick. We start talking about feelings and shit. If it's more than that, private or public, shit gets real gay real quick. But, not like... gay gay, just straight gay... which means it's somehow more homoerotic than an actual gay interaction. That's why dudes prefer to hang out in larger groups. It's easier for them to be gay than it is to be emotionally available.

[@Aconitums_Poisoned_Art]

It’s the “bro massages” for me- like why are you fondling your homies? NEXT TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS-

[@jpxfrd6924]

That's sad actually

[@senioravocado1864]

Homoerotic but exactly homosexual lmao

[@senioravocado1864]

​@@jpxfrd6924 We are not trained to be emotionally available, we're supposed to be physically capable

[@vixen.9787]

​@@senioravocado1864 Who do you think set that system up?

[@I_got_hexed_so_bad]

The more you hear the story the more your eyes goes out from ur head 😂

[@xiaoslen]

Shoto be representing how we all felt hahaha

[@bakudekumaximum4362]

No matter what form he is. He's always so cursed and hilarious

[@S1eepyYur1]

When I was a kid in kindergarten, me and my best friend would pull down our pants in daycare to see if we had the same underwear. And most of the time we did 💀

[@rezmez-ft2hm]

how the fu-

[@My_Arse]

Sounds ho-

[@LARAUJO_0]

So were you in kindergarten or daycare?

[@S1eepyYur1]

@@LARAUJO_0 my school had a day and after care services for parents who couldn't drop off or pick up their kids in time, so both

[@ZackySena]

​@@My_Arsesounds horrible*

[@alwayssonic]

You would have to torture me to get that information out.

[@Socket32]

So you DID participate in "wank-offs"

[@BriskoBiscuit3456]

“Wank-offs”😭😂

[@Elizabeth_schmidt]

We heard ppl do that at my school residential in year 4

[@Elizabeth_schmidt]

The boys and girls rooms were together but it was like a hotel

[@ARI_SHELLYKINNIE]

*+1 word added to vocabulary*

[@hiba_stxr]

freak offs

[@hoanglinh8594]

He never fail surprising me with his story and experiences :))))

[@moonfiend9259]

Shoto: (ABSOLUTE PURE HORROR)

[@woraks]

His face is so cute lmaoooo

[@Emmalin_j]

kuro must've been like "great view"

[@nimrodfilms5104]

3:11 The benefits of being bi in that situation is that you have the straightness to pull off being one of the guys but you also have the gayness for them to be your material........... which sounds terrible to say out loud....... BUT IM NOT THE ONE WHO USED THE TERM MATERIAL OK!!!!

[@KaiMontego]

Mhm, mk😒

[@juztkei]

Most rational conclusion

[@nimrodfilms5104]

@@juztkei LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

I'm a closeted bi guy. Sometimes one straight guy friend would come to me from behind, hug me and touch my breasts. That changed something in me ngl.

[@nimrodfilms5104]

@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Never had anyone do that to me personally..... but yea my brain would completely short circuit

[@mikeylikesit525]

Kuro...sweet mother of god. What the actual fuck?? My beloved, that's actually insane. 😭

[@kiyoshi-kyodai7546]

HELP WHEN I SAW THIS I CLICk IT LIKE THERES NO TOMO.

[@Wolf-Howl3r]

Poor Shoto. My brain is.... is still loading.

[@Poemi10304]

Those are some real good face physics.

[@Yoda-dk8to]

Shotos face and reaction is wow I’m diying

[@Yoda-dk8to]

Omggggg 101 likes I feel special

[@takimnation8985]

I hated just how my brain can easily create an imagination of a certain situation. And this story will be on my mind for a week

[@bababaaa7515]

the cia couldnt water-board that information outta me

[@Druochole]

THE CHAT COLLECTIVE GOING “WHAT?” IS SO FUNNY

[@0strangerghost08]

I wasent expecting Shy lily to be invested into this story I’m surprised Shoto is the one who’s scared 💀

[@x._3347]

He is a virgin ✨

[@Emi_IsTired]

KURO TOOK IT ONE STEP UP AHSHAHHAA NEVER EXPECTED THAT

[@jvhykx]

only real homies do weekly circle jerks

[@lovesickanime]

um....what-

[@saccharinesilk]

The Puppy Was Too Stunned To Speak

[@cleeiii357]

Very on brand for him still ngl.

[@Charsteria]

im speechless💀😭

[@YoonSpirals]

I just wanna know like whyy y was the loser the one who lasts the longest lmao

[@nmadrid12]

right?? Sounds like the real winner to me

[@IzameBirb]

@@nmadrid12if you can't bust it to the homies, you're not a homie

[@masterofbloopers]

Back in my day, anyone who took longer than 5 minutes got some "assistance" from the boys.

[@deeppurplerobot]

Oh dear god

[@Persongoesby_Ava]

😭

[@dylanburston121]

0:30 the slow realisation is priceless 😭

[@juanmiguellatorre4996]

Batman could not EVERRR beat this information out of me

[@wthIsTimeEven]

THEY PASSED THE MF IPOD OMFG IM HYSTERICAL

[@sxfia_soukoku]

The moment Shoto realised and his eyes widened 😂

[@mochi_aster]

thank you for not adding subtitles I'm watching this at longhorn and my mom is right next to me-

[@jiggiewig]

i thought kuro was mysta for like a half of this update: i wasnt going nuts surpisingly

[@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg]

lol

[@RavenAveira]

It took me a minute to process what I heard and then my face did the same slow mo into shock Shotos did when it clicked 😭

[@SprigPlantar3728]

After watching this i suddenly feel like gulping down on some holy water

[@pickle_juice392]

you could not water board this outta me💀

[@IxiaRayne]

My god, they never ever could’ve waterboarded a story like that outta me lmfao

[@Milk-ck1wv]

i still believe kuro is straight even after hearing this.

[@Mint_River11]

sadly the straight one is the one with the gayest action

[@fionadevinci4530]

He's bi tho

[@petko6926]

He's not straight.

[@jamesrian1578]

He’s officially bi but it’s really not that important. Bi or not, his stories stay insane

[@Milk-ck1wv]

@@jamesrian1578 fr? When did he say he was bi?

[@dinah6927]

I love his expression so much. One of the main reason why i got into vtuber world

[@foxyroo8251]

oh god this story just takes me back to when we went on a trip for 3 days (im a fucking girl bro) and we were assigned our own temporary dorms and like- i was with the girls and beside our room was a large room filled with like 8-10 boys i think (they’re my batchmates) and uhh like while me and the girls were like- uhh talking shit and gossip about whoever we JUST HEARD LIKE- WTF BRO IT WAS LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING I THINK AND THEN WE STARTED HEARING LIKE- YA KNOW, SOUNDS. AND WE WERE SO CONCERNED. WE COULD HEAR THEM FUCKING- MASTURBATING TOGETHER AND LIKE, WE WERE STUNNED BRO I WAS TRAUMATIZEDAND EVERY GIRL IN OUR ROOM WAS TRAUMTIZED I STILL FUCKING REMEMBER IT HEEEEEELP. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THAT TRIP WE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A RETREAT. YA KNOW. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABUT 3 DAYS OF GETTING CLOSER TO GOD. LIKE HUH. IM DONE MAN. (plot twist: me and my girls actually kinda do the same thing. we literally undress ourselves or a tleast the top partially smtimes and just start comparing ass and tit sizes as if it was the most normal hting in the world or maybe ask so casually out in the blue, “how do you finger yourself?” or like questions like, “what’s the color of your underwear.” and whatnot like that.) the most plot twist of the plot twist of this tho was that we all did this as fucking minors… yeh.

[@Xaureed]

The fucking hell. 😂

[@yuscara]

wtf 💀 damn this is hard to imagine

[@BrandonLung]

Not really. For me, this is easy.

[@O_O7z]

Fanfic ass shit women don't do this either. We do compare breast sizes but no not this lol

[@TigerVids531]

​@@BrandonLungDrake?

[@GDZmaj]

Next thing you know, their gonna have a squirting competition 💀

[@666aron]

Oh, come on. I understand it was a competition, but a true homie would've helped the ones who couldn't finish. It was already decided that they did lose, so what's the harm in some brotherly help?

[@_._sophia._.]

It just kept on getting worse what the fuuuck😭😭

[@MatiasCabrera-mb7sx]

Wtf i am watching

[@VictorPhaeron]

It sounds like they were playing soggy biscuits,,, without the biscuit

[@scaleonkhan183]

0:42 NOBODY ASKED THAT!!!!!!!!

[@gracio1231]

I’m not british but when I heard shoto’s friend say w a n k off XD

[@Cheebie_108]

0:33 excuse me WHAT?? O👄O

[@Cheebie_108]

I'm traumatized

[@Krieg_45]

In the wise words of dreamybull: *AMBATUNAT* *AMBUSSING* *AMBATUBLEW* *AMBATUKAM*

[@johnregiemerdeleon2671]

so relatable

[@TheGuyWhoCantPickAName]

I think we need to rewrite the bro code…

[@emilyberryhill5401]

Homies help homies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but this is hilarious how men are when they are comfortable with each other

[@Y4ns.run5.w1Ld]

AIN’T NO WAY BRO HAD AN EDGING BATTLE

[@Red-y2j6n]

The face😂

[@hugolicious1886]

Ain’t no one compare by whipping it out in front of each other

[@legolizzz]

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 🤯🤯

[@HanazukaNo.2]

Why did he talk about it so causually it's so terrifying

[@OwODemon666]

I am terried of these Guys confidence

[@rune7894]

that last comment from shoto was outa pocket 💀

[@xbling_shutdown2815]

I'm surprised not many other people have story's like this or are to embarrassed to talk about. I've got a few of them, it's just around that age where all boys start to learn about masturbation and are curious about it

[@Misakiart69]

I CANNOT….. KURO…… IM GONNA DIE HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH IM DEADGE BRUV-…….. JESUS CHRIST-

[@JamesLaugesen-z1e]

37 SECONDS IN AND IM ALREADY DYING🤣

[@Emmalin_j]

i- did not need to see this . . .bt at the same time wtf-

[@TransNeko-eh1wz616]

shoto's face at the beginning of the video🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lylabohnsack8579]

thats wild-

[@HomoSeal]

Gotta establish that PECKER ORDER!!!!

[@c3lestial.mp4]

Well I learnt something today😂

[@bernadethalvior7105]

shoto get scared so cute

[@I_AmSomeone]

What me and my friends randomly talk about during recess: YES IM YOUNG AND SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING THIS-

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

I wanna compare sizes with both of them ngl~

[@tinyhome1414]

Oh 😰

[@kyoomiii]

oh!

[@TriquetraHQ]

*sniff and rubs my nose* sheesh

[@ischleep6278]

NOT SHOTO'S TAIL LIKING IT THO...

[@Milk-ck1wv]

EXCUSE ME🧍🏽‍♀️

[@lennaahowl]

He sounds so much like Mysta

[@itzra1ny]

Wdym like.. u don’t know?

[@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg]

……..

[@allieweston4471]

He is mysta

[@DEFTONES448]

@@allieweston4471WAIT FRL

[@kittycarlo414]

everyone is too honest but i love it and I'm crying laughing

[@uselessteen-ge2hy]

The famous pão doce.....

[@Liauqa92822]

Shoto: 😮

[@zarioooooo-i2c]

them talking dirty as hell: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Shoto: 👁👄👁

[@BrandonLung]

2:35 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO M*STURBATES STANDING JUST LIKE ME

[@Persongoesby_Ava]

Sir😭

[@BrandonLung]

@@Persongoesby_Ava what?

[@RANPO-EDOGAWA-x6g]

Thats the face of pure disgust😭

[@Cutebutter675]

I’m eating cucumber

[@DuskyPredator]

My experience was that anything approaching any part 9f this would have been met with accusations of gay, and ridicule.

[@dollsxo]

CRYUNG WHATTTT.

[@p0is0nabi]

Nahhhhh just Kuro being him 💀 hahahah not surprised at all 😌❤️‍🩹🪦

[@Lu_kaaa]

I don’t know how to feel

[@doggypi1532]

...oh dear... I am shookth!~ like too much even for me lol

[@Mizsty]

😂😂😂

[@MacNeuvi]

Im here flabberghasted at sho saying men actually do compare sizes-

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

According to my straight friends, they really do. Some of them even send dick pics.

[@redspiderliliesx]

SOMEONE HAD THE BALLS TO GO INTOA ROOM W 240 DOLLARS AND GIVE IT TO TWELVE STRAIGHT MEN EQUALLY

[@Infin8cosmo]

Ookie cookie

[@alexhawk6470]

Not my friends and I doing the same thing at camp😳

[@RandomRothbardian]

I don’t lie…

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

Well 😂

[@Emi_IsTired]

HE WAS RAISED IN BRITIAN RIGHT? DO OTHER BRITS-WAIT I NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND IF HE EVER DID THIS LIKE OMG! PPL DO THIS?

[@Vaxwastaken]

wait shylilys tail is on shotos lap technically 😏😏

[@VOCALOIDENJOYER]

um???

[@Vaxwastaken]

@@VOCALOIDENJOYER 1:26

[@Onhighateus]

Lol true tell them shoto its not a man thing

[@BrandonLung]

But it is tho-

[@LoverforWOF]

0:45 😂

[@AlexWasTakenAlready]

I'm done 💀

[@senioravocado1864]

Did K9kuro go to an all boys school or something?