K9kuro scares Shoto with his Masturbation stories

[@leetaeryeo5269]

Shoto’s face journey was hysterical

[@macklinwright3966]

As the saying goes “their is nothing more gayer then a room full of straight men”, So far the saying is still holds true.

[@tomwanders6022]

Straight men have done some gay things, but the stuff I have heard from some of the girls around, oh lord. Maybe that’s just, because more women are bi than men. I think most of the girls I dated or wanted to date, were bi sexual.

[@soundstorm7]

He’s not straight though

[@UpiaVT]

god is this saying standing true.

[@judgejudy5103]

@@soundstorm7 idk this was extremely straight gay guys dont do this

[@soundstorm7]

@@judgejudy5103 I’m just saying the guy in the video said he’s not straight.

[@furinas_hat-s1b]

Shoto’s face is always so funny 😭

[@justcat2386]

Cringe man......

[@simp10884]

@@justcat2386what

[@justcat2386]

@@simp10884 U Stop, ur Name ist simp10884, Not better

[@appleberry_yt]

@@justcat2386they didn’t say anything 😭😭

[@justcat2386]

@@appleberry_yt IDK 🤔

[@KangarooFreak003]

I had this stream as background noise but this moment made me pause EVERYTHING I was doing ☠

[@snow_daniii]

was watching this at work...so happy i was the only one in the office that day 😂

[@KangarooFreak003]

@@snow_daniii oh my god 😭😭💀

[@kiarakagelia261]

same, same 🤣

[@HanazukaNo.2]

Thats js crazy😭😭 ​@@snow_daniii

[@TheSylveonSurfer]

It really depends on the size of the group and in what context. If it's 2-3 guys hanging out at home, shit gets real deep real quick. We start talking about feelings and shit. If it's more than that, private or public, shit gets real gay real quick. But, not like... gay gay, just straight gay... which means it's somehow more homoerotic than an actual gay interaction. That's why dudes prefer to hang out in larger groups. It's easier for them to be gay than it is to be emotionally available.

[@Aconitums_Poisoned_Art]

It’s the “bro massages” for me- like why are you fondling your homies? NEXT TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS-

[@jpxfrd6924]

That's sad actually

[@senioravocado1864]

Homoerotic but exactly homosexual lmao

[@senioravocado1864]

​@@jpxfrd6924 We are not trained to be emotionally available, we're supposed to be physically capable

[@vixen.9787]

​@@senioravocado1864 Who do you think set that system up?

[@I_got_hexed_so_bad]

The more you hear the story the more your eyes goes out from ur head 😂

[@xiaoslen]

Shoto be representing how we all felt hahaha

[@bakudekumaximum4362]

No matter what form he is. He's always so cursed and hilarious

[@alwayssonic]

You would have to torture me to get that information out.

[@Socket32]

So you DID participate in "wank-offs"

[@hoanglinh8594]

He never fail surprising me with his story and experiences :))))

[@S1eepyYur1]

When I was a kid in kindergarten, me and my best friend would pull down our pants in daycare to see if we had the same underwear. And most of the time we did 💀

[@rezmez-ft2hm]

how the fu-

[@My_Arse]

Sounds ho-

[@LARAUJO_0]

So were you in kindergarten or daycare?

[@S1eepyYur1]

@@LARAUJO_0 my school had a day and after care services for parents who couldn't drop off or pick up their kids in time, so both

[@ZackySena]

​@@My_Arsesounds horrible*

[@moonfiend9259]

Shoto: (ABSOLUTE PURE HORROR)

[@woraks]

His face is so cute lmaoooo

[@BriskoBiscuit3456]

“Wank-offs”😭😂

[@Elizabeth_schmidt]

We heard ppl do that at my school residential in year 4

[@Elizabeth_schmidt]

The boys and girls rooms were together but it was like a hotel

[@LiveLaughLove_Livingston]

*+1 word added to vocabulary*

[@hiba_stxr]

freak offs

[@nimrodfilms5104]

3:11 The benefits of being bi in that situation is that you have the straightness to pull off being one of the guys but you also have the gayness for them to be your material........... which sounds terrible to say out loud....... BUT IM NOT THE ONE WHO USED THE TERM MATERIAL OK!!!!

[@KaiMontego]

Mhm, mk😒

[@juztkei]

Most rational conclusion

[@nimrodfilms5104]

@@juztkei LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

I'm a closeted bi guy. Sometimes one straight guy friend would come to me from behind, hug me and touch my breasts. That changed something in me ngl.

[@nimrodfilms5104]

@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Never had anyone do that to me personally..... but yea my brain would completely short circuit

[@mikeylikesit525]

Kuro...sweet mother of god. What the actual fuck?? My beloved, that's actually insane. 😭

[@Emmalin_j]

kuro must've been like "great view"

[@kiyoshi-kyodai7546]

HELP WHEN I SAW THIS I CLICk IT LIKE THERES NO TOMO.

[@Wolf-Howl3r]

Poor Shoto. My brain is.... is still loading.

[@Yoda-dk8to]

Shotos face and reaction is wow I’m diying

[@Yoda-dk8to]

Omggggg 101 likes I feel special

[@Poemi10304]

Those are some real good face physics.

[@bababaaa7515]

the cia couldnt water-board that information outta me

[@0strangerghost08]

I wasent expecting Shy lily to be invested into this story I’m surprised Shoto is the one who’s scared 💀

[@x._3347]

He is a virgin ✨

[@cleeiii357]

Very on brand for him still ngl.

[@Druochole]

THE CHAT COLLECTIVE GOING “WHAT?” IS SO FUNNY

[@saccharinesilk]

The Puppy Was Too Stunned To Speak

[@takimnation8985]

I hated just how my brain can easily create an imagination of a certain situation. And this story will be on my mind for a week

[@jvhykx]

only real homies do weekly circle jerks

[@lovesickanime]

um....what-

[@Emi_Weebo_VT]

KURO TOOK IT ONE STEP UP AHSHAHHAA NEVER EXPECTED THAT

[@masterofbloopers]

Back in my day, anyone who took longer than 5 minutes got some "assistance" from the boys.

[@deeppurplerobot]

Oh dear god

[@Persongoesby_Ava]

😭

[@wthIsTimeEven]

THEY PASSED THE MF IPOD OMFG IM HYSTERICAL

[@Charsteria]

im speechless💀😭

[@666aron]

Oh, come on. I understand it was a competition, but a true homie would've helped the ones who couldn't finish. It was already decided that they did lose, so what's the harm in some brotherly help?

[@YoonSpirals]

I just wanna know like whyy y was the loser the one who lasts the longest lmao

[@nmadrid12]

right?? Sounds like the real winner to me

[@IzameBirb]

@@nmadrid12if you can't bust it to the homies, you're not a homie

[@foxyroo8251]

oh god this story just takes me back to when we went on a trip for 3 days (im a fucking girl bro) and we were assigned our own temporary dorms and like- i was with the girls and beside our room was a large room filled with like 8-10 boys i think (they’re my batchmates) and uhh like while me and the girls were like- uhh talking shit and gossip about whoever we JUST HEARD LIKE- WTF BRO IT WAS LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING I THINK AND THEN WE STARTED HEARING LIKE- YA KNOW, SOUNDS. AND WE WERE SO CONCERNED. WE COULD HEAR THEM FUCKING- MASTURBATING TOGETHER AND LIKE, WE WERE STUNNED BRO I WAS TRAUMATIZEDAND EVERY GIRL IN OUR ROOM WAS TRAUMTIZED I STILL FUCKING REMEMBER IT HEEEEEELP. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THAT TRIP WE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A RETREAT. YA KNOW. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABUT 3 DAYS OF GETTING CLOSER TO GOD. LIKE HUH. IM DONE MAN. (plot twist: me and my girls actually kinda do the same thing. we literally undress ourselves or a tleast the top partially smtimes and just start comparing ass and tit sizes as if it was the most normal hting in the world or maybe ask so casually out in the blue, “how do you finger yourself?” or like questions like, “what’s the color of your underwear.” and whatnot like that.) the most plot twist of the plot twist of this tho was that we all did this as fucking minors… yeh.

[@Xaureed]

The fucking hell. 😂

[@yuscara]

wtf 💀 damn this is hard to imagine

[@BrandonLung]

Not really. For me, this is easy.

[@O_O7z]

Fanfic ass shit women don't do this either. We do compare breast sizes but no not this lol

[@TigerVids531]

​@@BrandonLungDrake?

[@mochi_aster]

thank you for not adding subtitles I'm watching this at longhorn and my mom is right next to me-

[@juanmiguellatorre4996]

Batman could not EVERRR beat this information out of me

[@dinah6927]

I love his expression so much. One of the main reason why i got into vtuber world

[@_._sophia._.]

It just kept on getting worse what the fuuuck😭😭

[@MatiasCabrera-mb7sx]

Wtf i am watching

[@jiggiewig]

i thought kuro was mysta for like a half of this update: i wasnt going nuts surpisingly

[@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg]

lol

[@sxfia_soukoku]

The moment Shoto realised and his eyes widened 😂

[@emilyberryhill5401]

Homies help homies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but this is hilarious how men are when they are comfortable with each other

[@Milk-ck1wv]

i still believe kuro is straight even after hearing this.

[@Mint_River11]

sadly the straight one is the one with the gayest action

[@fionadevinci4530]

He's bi tho

[@petko6926]

He's not straight.

[@jamesrian1578]

He’s officially bi but it’s really not that important. Bi or not, his stories stay insane

[@Milk-ck1wv]

@@jamesrian1578 fr? When did he say he was bi?

[@SprigPlantar3728]

After watching this i suddenly feel like gulping down on some holy water

[@VictorPhaeron]

It sounds like they were playing soggy biscuits,,, without the biscuit

[@IxiaRayne]

My god, they never ever could’ve waterboarded a story like that outta me lmfao

[@pickle_juice392]

you could not water board this outta me💀

[@GDZmaj]

Next thing you know, their gonna have a squirting competition 💀

[@Krieg_45]

In the wise words of dreamybull: *AMBATUNAT* *AMBUSSING* *AMBATUBLEW* *AMBATUKAM*

[@johnregiemerdeleon2671]

so relatable

[@Cheebie_108]

0:33 excuse me WHAT?? O👄O

[@Cheebie_108]

I'm traumatized

[@scaleonkhan183]

0:42 NOBODY ASKED THAT!!!!!!!!

[@RavenAveira]

It took me a minute to process what I heard and then my face did the same slow mo into shock Shotos did when it clicked 😭

[@OwODemon666]

I am terried of these Guys confidence

[@gracio1231]

I’m not british but when I heard shoto’s friend say w a n k off XD

[@TheGuyWhoCantPickAName]

I think we need to rewrite the bro code…

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

I wanna compare sizes with both of them ngl~

[@tinyhome1414]

Oh 😰

[@kyoomiii]

oh!

[@TriquetraHQ]

*sniff and rubs my nose* sheesh

[@ischleep6278]

NOT SHOTO'S TAIL LIKING IT THO...

[@Milk-ck1wv]

EXCUSE ME🧍🏽‍♀️

[@Misakiart69]

I CANNOT….. KURO…… IM GONNA DIE HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH IM DEADGE BRUV-…….. JESUS CHRIST-

[@legolizzz]

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 🤯🤯

[@I_AmSomeone]

What me and my friends randomly talk about during recess: YES IM YOUNG AND SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING THIS-

[@hugolicious1886]

Ain’t no one compare by whipping it out in front of each other

[@p0is0nabi]

Nahhhhh just Kuro being him 💀 hahahah not surprised at all 😌❤️‍🩹🪦

[@xbling_shutdown2815]

I'm surprised not many other people have story's like this or are to embarrassed to talk about. I've got a few of them, it's just around that age where all boys start to learn about masturbation and are curious about it

[@Red-y2j6n]

The face😂

[@rune7894]

that last comment from shoto was outa pocket 💀

[@Y4ns.run5.w1Ld]

AIN’T NO WAY BRO HAD AN EDGING BATTLE

[@HanazukaNo.2]

Why did he talk about it so causually it's so terrifying

[@zc3lestial.mp4]

Well I learnt something today😂

[@DuskyPredator]

My experience was that anything approaching any part 9f this would have been met with accusations of gay, and ridicule.

[@lennaahowl]

He sounds so much like Mysta

[@itzra1ny]

Wdym like.. u don’t know?

[@Aaaabbbbccccddddeeeeffffggg]

……..

[@allieweston4471]

He is mysta

[@DEFTONES448]

@@allieweston4471WAIT FRL

[@HomoSeal]

Gotta establish that PECKER ORDER!!!!

[@kittycarlo414]

everyone is too honest but i love it and I'm crying laughing

[@zarioooooo-i2c]

them talking dirty as hell: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Shoto: 👁👄👁

[@Emmalin_j]

i- did not need to see this . . .bt at the same time wtf-

[@MacNeuvi]

Im here flabberghasted at sho saying men actually do compare sizes-

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

According to my straight friends, they really do. Some of them even send dick pics.

[@lylabohnsack8579]

thats wild-

[@bernadethalvior7105]

shoto get scared so cute

[@MichaelAfton-eh1wz616]

shoto's face at the beginning of the video🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cutebutter675]

I’m eating cucumber

[@JamesLaugesen-z1e]

37 SECONDS IN AND IM ALREADY DYING🤣

[@doggypi1532]

...oh dear... I am shookth!~ like too much even for me lol

[@Vaxwastaken]

wait shylilys tail is on shotos lap technically 😏😏

[@VOCALOIDENJOYER]

um???

[@Vaxwastaken]

@@VOCALOIDENJOYER 1:26

[@Mizsty]

😂😂😂

[@redspiderliliesx]

SOMEONE HAD THE BALLS TO GO INTOA ROOM W 240 DOLLARS AND GIVE IT TO TWELVE STRAIGHT MEN EQUALLY

[@RANPO-EDOGAWA-x6g]

Thats the face of pure disgust😭

[@Liauqa92822]

Shoto: 😮

[@alexhawk6470]

Not my friends and I doing the same thing at camp😳

[@uselessteen-ge2hy]

The famous pão doce.....

[@theredPrincefreestyleSinger]

Lol true tell them shoto its not a man thing

[@BrandonLung]

But it is tho-

[@Lu_kaaa]

I don’t know how to feel

[@dollsxo]

CRYUNG WHATTTT.

[@shirleys4124]

💀💀why can I understand English

[@BrandonLung]

2:35 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO M*STURBATES STANDING JUST LIKE ME

[@Persongoesby_Ava]

Sir😭

[@BrandonLung]

@@Persongoesby_Ava what?

[@senioravocado1864]

Did K9kuro go to an all boys school or something?

[@Emi_Weebo_VT]

HE WAS RAISED IN BRITIAN RIGHT? DO OTHER BRITS-WAIT I NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND IF HE EVER DID THIS LIKE OMG! PPL DO THIS?

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

Well 😂

[@bluefirephoenix397]

I'm sharing my story here as a guy My friend and I we're drunk and most of the time we joked about dirty things but that time my friend and I was drunk and did it😭 though we didn't do all the way in cause he was feeling so dizzy and even puke💀 I'm not telling what happened next😭

[@BrandonLung]

Please tell 🥺

[@bluefirephoenix397]

@@BrandonLung I lied that I forgot what happened 💀

[@Infin8cosmo]

Ookie cookie

[@LiveLaughLove_Livingston]

*takes notes in trans ftm*

[@sasaihab7892]

Wait is kuro like the new mysta guy

[@5uiciide]

Yep

[@lennaahowl]

I was like is that a Mysta talking