Kaida tries to find love in Pokémon [Kaida Haru/ Genzuki Tojiro/ Nagao Kei/ Nijisanji] (eng sub)

In silent Pokémon, Kaida tries to pick up girls! However, he is accompanied by his loud and somehow very knowledgeable Pokémon K(ei) and fortune-teller bgm-maker Genzuki. With these two, will Kaida ever find his perfect match? Ah...what a journey.
Player: Kaida
Voice and sfx: Nagao
BGM: Genzuki
• 【＃無音ポケモン】【VΔLZオフコラボ】ハル...
＃無音ポケモン
Genzuki Tojiro's Twitter:
/ 1o46v
Subscribe to him:
/ @genzukitojiro
Nagao Kei's Twitter:
/ kei_nagao2434
Subscribe to him:
/ @nagaokei
Kaida Haru's Twitter:
/ kaida_haru
Subscribe to him:
/ @kaidaharu
*Please ask for permission to clip or use my translations for any purpose.

[@nil2819]

Kaida feels like a desperate high school boy wanting a date for valentine's day but then I remembered he's a grown-ass man... Now I'm concerned

[@nil2819]

@egi I... I thought he's 26... (⊙_⊙)

[@nil2819]

@egi Wait, so his birthday a while ago is actually his 27th birthday? Oh no I made a mistake xD

[@nil2819]

@egi Ahh I see~ lol no worries!

[@callmefuren]

Kaida: turns up the ikemen voice Nagao: screeches and Genzuki is such a genius. these three together is truly the best!!

[@xiaominy]

I will never get over Genzuki's improv bgm composing skills

[@Cresent.moonlight]

Kaida being bullied to the point where he tries to find love in silent Pokemon... (that marriage BGM with the grandpa though XD)

[@yuki312039]

and with the old professor too XD

[@starkbux]

the amount of personality genzuki can put into the music choice is so good d a m n

[@Bakatora04]

No context "It´s your first time beating Haruka isn't that an amazing feat" "Well, she's my future bride after all"

[@rii1339]

kaida's cool ikemen "yo ojochan~" always gets me LMFAOO

[@wierdnoddlesXD]

I was so confused. I swore I never remembered the BGM being like this throughout Pokémon. I was laughing in disbelief. The comedy and timing.. how was this so perfect? Then the Mii song starting playing and I was like “ah. Genzuki has been quiet this whole time and he can play the piano lmao 😂” I was literally doubting my childhood for a second

[@emilychan3157]

wait was genzuki actually playing the bgm?? i thought he was playing music clips instead of the keyboard omg

[@eyin90]

he was! he's playing it on the keyboard.

[@skeirz]

i haven't laughed this hard in a while lmfao 🤣

[@johnellli2788]

SAME XD

[@ssebunn]

I haven't laughed yet

[@548152]

Kaida being a skirt chaser, didn't know I needed that in my life

[@mintbot4657]

This is like my last three brain cells.

[@dangowo]

I CANT BELIEVE ALL THIS TIME GENZUKI WAS PLAYING THE BGM DAAMNNN

[@Mika-ul4jf]

Oh my... Mamaharu is getting quite desperate 😳😳

[@Mmannk]

He’s a single mother after all

[@NESSAStrawberry]

Just two kids teasing their mama Very wholesome moment

[@aizens.a16079]

kaida being so smooth is killing me XDD

[@Crosshill]

i never thought it'd be possible for anyone to make a pokemon lets play actually fun but my god have i been proven wrong, this trio is perfectly balanced in every way

[@leiaishungry969]

i lost it when lenny kaida appeared also genzuki aT LAST SECOND

[@LDLK]

7:05 is that a jab at us unmarried oneechan tachi😭

[@tapioca3590]

I havent laughed so hard in months thank you that marriage part with the dad really got me including the one with the grandpa

[@alc1696]

thank you translation! VΔLZ is really hilarious even only one of them is in other group collab stream, not to mention when they all together. not going to lie, they always hilarious and never failed to amuse us. that's indeed impressive. 0:07 what sounds like OOC is ooshii (雄々しい), means manly.

[@legendoffarts]

bruh lavender town theme when talking to haruka LOLLLLL

[@crimsonphoenix8907]

Kaida has some moves ngl now if only he could pull it off with actual girls 😂

[@Acidus]

Nagao's girl voice sounds like Toad from Mario LMAOOOOOOO

[@Sneakily]

thank you so much for the translation, genzuki's BGM contributions are equal parts impressive and just plain hilarious, esp since the other two just go along with it lmao!! the recurring marriage theme....vdsfjkn

[@wrhmdhn]

the girl voice make me feel so itchy in my throat😂

[@kanta2521]

THIS FEELS LIKE AN ABRIDGED PARODY OF POKEMON LOLOL I LOVE THIS Thank you for the translation!!

[@Kenos444]

this is the most creative video about a pokemon playthrough

[@-Raylight]

Kaida and Nagao are actually really excited about girl's room in pokemon lol That marriage theme, Genzuki is a comedic genius xD 4:41 I searched for 分かり祭(ぎわ)のカップル it translated to couple on the verge of understanding...? Oh no, not the Pokemon Centre's 2nd floor Onee-san(s) xD Lmao these three, they're like doing _manzai_ while playing pokemon

[@meistranslations]

Thank you!

[@anima9751]

@@meistranslations 別れ際 not 分かれ際, implies a couple that are on the verge of breaking up.

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

I love how most VALZ clips that I find are really long :'D Thank you for translating!!

[@MacchaNikka]

If i cant hear genzuki playing piano in my funeral then i aint dying

[@jade_meiko]

Yo….. Kaida’s lines tho…. “I’ll dye you in my color.” Sheeeeeshhh

[@fauxvier8519]

Slowly falling in love with these bros

[@bredthebread4077]

sometimes i forget he's a 26 year old man and not a highschooler who wants a prom date

[@nevermind1904]

Bgm controls everything

[@user-ff2ku3ed2z]

this definitely made my night LMAO

[@qiqinightstar7013]

It's almost midnight, I have work tomorrow, and I'm trying to laugh as silent as I could XD this stream was already funny even without context, and then you came to understand it and it just shows no mercy for your lungs. Sasuga VALZ, the -comedian- idol trio. And as always, thank you for translating!

[@musteducation8795]

BRO IM 7:51 MINUTES INTO THE VID AND DIDNT REALIZE THE BGM WAS GENZUKI UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGIT LMAOOO LFJCNCNK 💀

[@aSHuNa7164]

i died at NANKA KIMOI!!!

[@wxsteri2580]

It's cannon Kaida's ikemen voice is deeper and has more of a drawl... Aight goodnight. THE DUALITY OF THIS MAN- EDIT: IM HALFWAY THROUGH AND- SOMEONE BAN KAIDA FROM TALKING AHHH

[@ikemenkirinukiandetcetera]

late comment but i wish he talked in his ikemen voice more it sounds so nice

[@koowiee]

3:27 KAIDA GHAHAHAHAHAH

[@riki-no-rina]

Haruka has a weird voice lmao

[@setsurarara]

This Haruka has adam's apple lmao

[@syuyu1043]

This made my day 😂 thank you for translating

[@sayaka.98]

this trio is chaotic hahaha

[@kitkatsslap]

I was waiting for someone to clip this! I remember watching this stream and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣 Thanks for the translation!

[@shipark2148]

nagao spoke in doraemon voice sdfsfsdf XDD

[@eyin90]

Kaida....

[@lesliedang5153]

ahh thank u so much for translating 💗__💗

[@jade_meiko]

Wait, so Genzuki was doing the BGM?? LMAO thats hilarious😂😂

[@yuna5129]

From now on I'll rewatch it so I can be more self confident 🌟

[@Techzors]

god damn this is great, would love more translations of them!

[@Lux_flos]

This is one of my favorite videos to rewatch!~

[@junejj2127]

Wow, I was wondering why Genzuki was quiet the entire time only to go into the comments and see that he's an A-level boss. The whole crew is so talented🐅🐅

[@JR-kd2sh]

Thanks for the translation!

[@sylv.n]

haru x haruka confirmed

[@zj8789]

Hahahahaha that act about panicking b4 entering a girls room XD these virgins

[@Oscar-st2cg]

This was hilarious 😂

[@baniboo]

I wanna marry Haru!! ^o^

[@cia2258]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭 thanks for the TL❤️❤️❤️

[@RhyeSachi]

im crying 😂😂

[@mint6419]

Yo Oujochan~

[@najlamazayazuardy]

why genzuki is silent for the whole time lmaooo 😭😭😭

[@Hunterforever209]

He’s playing all the background music so he’s focusing on that ^^

[@chocolad4221]

I NEED MOREEEE

[@nightday2030]

Damn, I love this trio.

[@Valyeska]

Theyre playing pokemon as if theyre playing galge..... Okay