Everyone Gets Salty. Nobody Wins | Deceit

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[@BigBoaby]

Stan needs to confirm if he will eat pizza for a new microphone donation goal cause that one he uses right now is the destroyer of ears

[@Kaiff]

Stan eating pizza with toes again confirmed?

[@MoBallin]

You guys are epic gamers

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

**Whisper** stan keep yelling into your mic

[@FestiveRocket]

stan pizza toe moments of 2020 part 1: the birth of a legend *coming maybe*

[@TheLatam767]

🄺🄸🄻🄻 🅃🄷🄴 🄴🄰🅁🅂

[@janreiafrica]

Stan's microphone = Destroyer of Ears Stan's judgement calls = Destroyer of Innocents

[@ephemoth]

Stan's a Prince of Mind confirmed.

[@lemonbot4906]

Stan is the destroyer of worlds

[@Darkoriax17]

It’s funny cause he did a judgement call against rob and it was right in this

[@sonicletrol4501]

stan's brain = destroyer of logic

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@Darkoriax17 Throw enough shit at a wall and some of it's gonna stick.

[@SRDaz]

Lars comes out with some absolute gold hahaha

[@wizardlizard8498]

Yes

[@s07_savage51]

Hi daz

[@goldeneye393]

I made yellow

[@nightblade6601]

Kaif: *accuses anyone* anyone else: FOR THE OVERLORD!

[@charliedulol]

*speech 100*

[@LordZefhnir]

FOR THE OVERLORD!!

[@dracodranor2452]

And here we see the king bee executing his orders as the workers carry out his judgements. Nature sure is beautiful.

[@tjmyers9617]

Vuntedum No that is a proper sentence.

[@reubenbailey7491]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@stancat123]

Sorry about my mic in this one, I swear its better normally, just couldn't get the settings right for the ingame voice for this ;-;

[@Kaiff]

Wasnt your fault, the settings fucked up for everyone, yours just had it worse

[@lxdixd]

Kaif stancat123 it made me laugh but it was probably a pain in the arse to deal with

[@zebbr0s]

@@Kaiff Bois support bois

[@johnwill5122]

Mr eat pizza with foot

[@johnwill5122]

11:13

[@firestarr5812]

Even after all Kaif did to him, in the final round, Stan said... “avenge Kaif.” True friendship.

[@LittleFog21]

yea tru

[@cyanide3508]

"Wanna know how I got here? Lies and Deceit." -Michael Reeves.

[@riccardocarretta3308]

I see you're a men of intellect as well

[@cyanide3508]

@@riccardocarretta3308 Yes, of course.

[@luger_Mann]

Ah yes... the greatest creator of technological shit posts...

[@amanofculture3498]

“I have brain damage” -3 foot tall dumb Filipino Elon Musk

[@cyanide3508]

@GLaDOS That's the best shit there is.

[@connor9194]

3:50 Never thought I would hear him say that

[@Kaiff]

That was a sad moment, I was excited :(

[@TheLatam767]

R.I.P

[@Crep35]

@@falfon4706 no

[@Crep35]

@@falfon4706 asking to get a shoutout is just dumb. It’s very unlikely you’ll get a shoutout

[@Crep35]

@@falfon4706 idk. People ask for shoutouts and everyone else responds negatively and I agree with what they say

[@B0TFrosty]

11:13 the busted mic just makes stan's desperation even funnier

[@AliceIzuragi6291]

i remember a time in this one match where everyone was suspecting each other only to by the end find out that the monsters were already dead.

[@Gamer88334]

Did the monsters just avoid transforming without anyone grabbing a scanner? Because that's the only way to kill a monster without realizing they're a monster that I know of.

[@supersioux1441]

The new outro is sick but the old one will still have a place in my heart :)

[@Kaiff]

We will always remember Lucid by AGST :(

[@zeromailss]

yea, I'm sure I will get used to the new one after a while but after listening to the old one for so long it just feels weird

[@azirul9311]

It's a necessary change I supposed. We'll remember the old outro song and the many thumbnails turned outro art for years to come.

[@ohboysyrup1993]

whats the song name for the new one?

[@manerscount123]

@@Kaiff whats the new one called?

[@riccardocarretta3308]

Stan in every game with Kaif: do nothing Also Stan: *my time has come*

[@tex5538]

Rob: "Kaif there's blood missing here" Kaif: Cheers bro I'll drink to that

[@frantisekpreissler4217]

Somehow, even the most grim of video games seem to be filled with happiness juice when kaif and the bunch play together. Luv this content and the super happy vibes ESPECIALLY the endings!

[@MoBallin]

Kaif: *(Shoots someone)* Everyone: *Hhm yes, for the King*

[@SpaceGoat3126]

Fun fact in 2005 Hurricane Stan devastated America. Now in 2020 he's back for the eardrums.

[@crowashkimov3939]

I was literally just watching a deceit video, now there's this

[@cyanide3508]

Watch this one instead because I bet it's better.

[@crowashkimov3939]

@@cyanide3508 already did

[@williampipoly1069]

Not even 30 seconds in, and I've already lost my mind to laughter. Thats how you know its gonna be a good one.

[@ethanp3510]

I like how the music builds up before Kaif gets stabbed by Stan, and then just stops.

[@LuckyLog97]

"Stop blindly following him" Stan every episode.

[@yololifefu6718]

I love the outro songs, and a melody in the end. Please do that more. Love you and SR!

[@AngraMajinu]

When I hear the words 'Stan's Judgment Call'... Me: Ah shit, an innocent man is gonna die!

[@winkletoogan]

“ah wehy u shuut me mahn?” Fucking golden lmaoo.

[@sebastianeugenio4133]

I love how stan just screams everytime and he gets confused why😂😂😅

[@kybe2801]

"Kaif go crunch" Scp 173 likes that

[@The_Real_MR.Raccoon]

How to know when Stan is innocent Stan: (loudest sound stan can make to make people’s ears bleed) VOTE HIM

[@Trikip_]

Kaif is a perfect example of having speech 100 in Skyrim

[@Ciel1820]

Kaif literally just carries the shit out of everybody because they can't figure out who it is without his calls

[@Wroxal]

Love how everyone is just cool when Kaif says he was shooting Stan for fun

[@clockguard7983]

Kaif: *speaks* Everyone else: what can I say he sounds trustworthy

[@Brian-qn4lx]

Glen be like: "So anyways, i started blasting".

[@AvocadoArt]

Stan’s microphone now turns him into a demon every time he yells

[@Bubbagee742]

Props to kaif for putting little divides in the bar and titling them all

[@KingTigerGuy]

The one thing i do like seeing is your other buddies in the comments, kinda keeps the feel of the olden days, and reinforce that yall are actually friends and stuff.

[@cattatouilling]

Why did Stan in the begining sound like he just broke mach 1?

[@JustALittleKiwiYT]

Bring back Claptrap. Bring back Claptrap. Bring back Claptrap. Bring back Claptrap.

[@foxsoulofnature7114]

Agreed

[@myaswanno5207]

Stan's mike quality had me rolling

[@vukvucinic3685]

Kaif is an oscar level actor.

[@wynter4577]

I love deceit play more of it. I also love the rages. Kaif keep up the good work!

[@TheBlackWarden420]

The moment Kaif willingly drank the blood in front of the others in the beginning of the video, I was like "Wait, What?! What are you doing?!"

[@oliviawarden7272]

Lmao this was hilarious! Finally another deceit video

[@wiccans4618]

Kaif you are way too good at these games

[@trexrawrrrgaming]

Kaif, I played this game, Both Infected tried to eat me, Luck was on my side and your training, and I beat them both! Thank you for your training :)😁😁😉😉:-) :-)

[@MoBallin]

He posted when I needed him, *what a Savior*

[@krakixel]

Stan's become the JSchlatt of SaltRaiders

[@cornlover5164]

So nobody is gonna talk how Kaif sounds like Jesse from If Minecraft Story Mode was Realistic.

[@ack9422]

Another youtube that deserves more subs than he has nice videos

[@viktormichal3719]

Best birthday gift :D a new video

[@wraith_king2138]

😂 another great one kaif

[@lavaavalon]

Kaif: may I enrage? Game: ..... nah

[@HAL-bb7hu]

This is such a fun channel

[@El_Mouse]

Something to watch while on my break, perfect!

[@cailynchaos3326]

I have the feeling that BigBoaby is just as hot tempered as my dad.

[@Nietabs]

3:50 I never thought that you told them that Stan was innocent

[@locky5130]

damn Kaif pouting be like 😳

[@bychna2874]

The intro fixed my earphones

[@cinnamonroller6405]

Time for me to keep praying that Kaif shall make more sea of thieves content

[@streakluckymike3458]

New end music sounds so wholesome 👍

[@barneyab2177]

that outro was funky af

[@yeetmaster4u190]

It’s cool how the icon changed to kaif vods with the song nice timing dad

[@BopperDuppet]

i love the outro holy shit its so good

[@sukazluka]

Наконец-то ты, мать твою, выложил Deceit! Как я ждал :D

[@Booker2470]

Keep up the good work my dude. And stay healthy!

[@esdraspaes6831]

stans, the guy who we all put the guilty on

[@Christ4659_playz]

STAN MY F***ING EARS MAN

[@yureschede9692]

Godamn, that outro is GOOD.

[@YukariAkiyama66]

Oh yes go kaif my mate.

[@ferret1962]

This made me miss old Deceit... R.I.P [*]

[@JustinRay-qi1zm]

I finally got my first laptop right after the update ;-;

[@ferret1962]

@@JustinRay-qi1zm pAin

[@JustinRay-qi1zm]

@@ferret1962 i didn't even realize it got an update, just genuinely confused why it was so different

[@nicholaiw.f.2888]

nothing like messing up entirely, because being blind and not noticing the guy in front of you drinking blood is hard to deal with

[@wolfenheart0919]

I want robs mic to do the same as stans when he gets mad

[@bulldog2000]

Ah it's been a year but that meme of stan when he gets the lethal injection 👌🤣

[@leifmochi5082]

It really is been a year. I made that meme 1 year ago so happy that kaif decided to put it on the video

[@Rlwnn]

im laughing so hard at Stan's mic

[@GooMoo-Yippee]

Another awesome video as always mate!

[@fashionlover341]

I just got new headphones... My ear buds are bleeding.... Why Stan....

[@klmaao]

the bug at the end is because there's a cooldown between transformations (you cant turn back and then instantly turn again.) also a patch today fixed the crashes.

[@Kaiff]

Probably needs to be addressed visually doesn't it Can be frustrating seeing the option to change but in the background there's actually a cooldown :P

[@klmaao]

@@Kaiff Annoyingly yes, although i think its in place to stop people spam transforming to lag the game for other players.

[@conch462]

Woah never thought I’d see deceit again

[@kebab2275]

Awesome video! Just as always.

[@realCaveJohnson]

Glen almost KILLED Kaif on the first round by drinking that blood.

[@Cyfie4]

Whay you shoot me man XD

[@tyronerashaad11]

Love deceit gameplay!

[@mylesdonovan9068]

I’m really vibing with the new outro

[@Chisien]

I doubt youll read this but ive played Deceit for years. Fun way to mask drinking blood bags is shooting as you gulp :D

[@awildscrub]

inspection kid go brrr

[@zukini982]

12:02 btw kaif, i played deceit, if you transform back there is a cooldown on enraging, this happened to me too. Its kind of annoying but its not a bug

[@Kaiff]

Ahhh that sucks man, couldve been such a good win 😁

[@MontyNorman-y6e]

Remember be careful with electric devices as they could start a fire especially if there is a wiring fault but even those properly installed could start a fire or be dangerous in other ways

[@notacat3979]

Anytime stan gets scared he just busts out the cod mic

[@mieciotherock5131]

yay finaly deceit back :D btw congrats for 511k subs

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Stan.... Oh Stan.

[@Orlok26]

Nobody is happy when you’re on the rampage

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Stan is a good boy. Even if he makes terrible judgment calls 85% of the time.

[@withergamingcxw1137]

0:47 tricko pulled a stan

[@alvin253]

Stan new microphone is awesome

[@phanty1727]

That outro music is soo NICE

[@breadstick91]

The monster has no respect for social distancing.

[@devade_outlaw_yt5846]

BAD! BAD MAN! BAD! Me: W-wha-what the absolute f%@#! Lik-AHHHHHHHHH Stan’s mic ahhhhh sto-hahahaha-stop speaking Stan

[@trapwavez1628]

whoa whoa whoa when did YT add the section things in the time bar? thats sick

[@ARK1X]

I aint got time! 💥💥💥🤣

[@countert2761]

I didn't even know this was a new video.

[@blomkhead2394]

These timestamps are amazing

[@Z54]

pretty sure i found your channel from your deceit videos and then found your channel a while later from your scp: sl videos