"Run Plague Doctor saw me!" "Wait its Debbz..............." *Alot of Gun Loading and Unholstering Noises*
@tsinquisition34553 жыл бұрын
"We've brought the zombie infection back" 2021: *intense sweating*
@Kantech_exe3 жыл бұрын
0:00 - Class D 4:32 - Nine Tailed Fox 13:03 - SCP 096 24:03 - Class D 30:27 - Nine Tailed Fox 35:03 - Guard 44:33 - Class D 50:18 - SCP 049 2 57:13 - Class D 1:02:48 - Chaos Insurgency 1:04:14 - SCP 049 2 1:09:44 - Scientist 1:22:32 - Class D 1:26:29 - SCP 049 2 1:28:41 - Class D 1:33:54 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:39:11 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:41:41 - Class D 1:46:55 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:52:03 - Chaos Insurgency 1:54:23 - Scientist 2:01:34 - Class D 2:06:32 - Chaos Insurgency 2:10:23 - Guard 2:19:07 - Class D 2:28:44 - Chaos Insurgency 2:31:14 - Class D 2:36:30 - Nine Tailed Fox 2:41:30 - Chaos Insurgency
@sp00kyd4ddy63 жыл бұрын
if you hover over the red line that shows how much youve watched it already has time stamps
@Kantech_exe3 жыл бұрын
@@sp00kyd4ddy6 yeah but there wasn't any timestamps when I made my comment
@tinawright38513 жыл бұрын
@@sp00kyd4ddy6 Thats how kaif gets the time stamps, he finds the first comment that does this
@ccccdddd33433 жыл бұрын
It’s not nine tailed fox. It’s guard just saying
@Kantech_exe3 жыл бұрын
@@ccccdddd3343 what do you mean?
@hollowrat79133 жыл бұрын
what normal people see: Scp: secret laboratory stream What kaif sees: betraying my friends for 3 hours straight
@godisdeadandwekilledhim96613 жыл бұрын
@Colour Splash True True
@Crep353 жыл бұрын
@@godisdeadandwekilledhim9661 True True True
@chalkr0se13_3 жыл бұрын
@@Crep35 true true true true
@oliverlucas43433 жыл бұрын
@@chalkr0se13_ true true true true true
@АлисаДвачевская-ж6ц3 жыл бұрын
Kaif shouts to D-Boy: RUN Also Kaif: *Shoots him*
@kindpanda91093 жыл бұрын
36:00 Kaif and his bois: Running from the Plague doctor Plague doctor is Debbz Kaif: "Ight bois, let's make a U turn"
@grunt88363 жыл бұрын
Kaif: “RUN!” Also kaif: *shoots to kill within 2 seconds*
@juridian2623 жыл бұрын
5:48 Kaif: wants going on with the lights? Stan on the radio: THE GHOST IS HUNTING!!!
@Pendergast8913 жыл бұрын
i can see why kaif loves lucas now. 'Big Mommy Milkers' is loved by many
@zavaraninoveuhorky3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was here so soon, Larry was still T-posing
@JojoEditor19703 жыл бұрын
Aaaah the good times lmao.
@jericho17333 жыл бұрын
*you see a dark figure walking towards you in a T-pose, you lock doors between you and him, but he keeps walking, straight through them, till he catches you and drags you into his shadow wealm*
@zavaraninoveuhorky3 жыл бұрын
@@JojoEditor1970 when the announcements were similar to ones in Containment Breach
@Epsonin3 жыл бұрын
You can watch this entire video and then go start watching Kaifs stream.
@TheOutCastPsycho3 жыл бұрын
Already on it
@TheOutCastPsycho3 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to change it
@Crep353 жыл бұрын
1:10:25 “🎶When I wake up, oh I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the song that Gary really hates.🎶”
@tshadow273 жыл бұрын
Kaif during the entire VOD: "I am speed!!!!!"
@CesarGameBoy.3 жыл бұрын
*[Two D-Bois enter the Femur Breaker].* Larry who gets to eat double d-bois: "I see this as an absolute win!"
kinda happy chat isnt on screen since it took up most of the screen when i was interested in the actual subject of the Stream/VOD
@DatToTheBoi3 жыл бұрын
Big Mommy Milkers had me dying
@WebbedMaple2658 Жыл бұрын
Same
@dealwithit8323 Жыл бұрын
"Run!" *fires and kills Ludde* "Bois, sometimes what I say and what I do don't match up"
@bigchungus67073 жыл бұрын
„My time has come”
@reeks96083 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm not even surprised that Kaif is always making it out of deadly situations. 90% of the time
@Kaiffu3 жыл бұрын
There's two scenarios you need to consider Has Kaif got nothing but a janitor keycard? If yes, I'll make it out Has Kaif got weapons, 05 keycards and medkits? if yes, I'll die
@abeautifuldrawing85113 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiffu dont forgot about who is trying to kill you
@cottageisfake3 жыл бұрын
2:10:00 Just For My Sanity to say this, For A Class-D Victory these are the requirements: 1 Class-D has to Escape & Chaos Took Over the facility. ( i.e Chaos Have to kill all of the MTF) For a MTF Victory You need: 1 Scientist Escape, MTF Taken Over the Facility, & For All SCP Subjects to be Terminated. For An SCP Victory: Simply Kill All people Associated with the Facility. Meaning Guards, D-Bois, Scientists, & MTF units. HOWEVER, If ONE D-boi Escapes, the game can only end in a Stalemate or a Class-D Victory Some Servers are different. For comparison, Some servers allow the game not to end when Chaos and SCPs are the only one left. However, the Server rules shown & played shows that the first mentioned System is the one in use.
@Kaiffu3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn't notice it til that stream I may change the rules on it. Seems a bit weird that 2 scientists escaping and MTF securing the facility can be a stalemate cause a D-boy escaped
@cottageisfake3 жыл бұрын
yea. ty 4 reply
@StriketheRunes3 жыл бұрын
41:25 is like something out of Aliens. The soldiers camera feeds cutting out one by one in the carnage
@thechaosgodofjashin42773 жыл бұрын
When your so fast i see that no one is here
@anonymousperson39163 жыл бұрын
if ima be honest i would like to see a 999 scp in the game and it helps everyone cant be dmged can regen anything and can stop sg from enraging
@hollowrat79133 жыл бұрын
It would be cute yeah, but not if you play as it because then it's just broke
@LilSwinney3 жыл бұрын
...he got lost in light containment as shy guy after he took the first available turn which was right the only option was straight and right. he almost immediately turned around went right instead of left realized he hadn't been there before and instead of turning around, he just announces he's lost and follows stan. never change kaif we love you
@Kaiffu3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's better to give up and follow someone else haha
@LilSwinney3 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiffu oh I thought it was hilarious my brother was watching it with me and started losing it after you said you were lost. He started screaming that "you had only taken on turn how the fuck did he get lost". I was in tears
@nuggsy70853 жыл бұрын
OMG the doggo screen hiding! YES! T_T So cute.
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@Adahy_Bullet3 жыл бұрын
Kaif: is 5' 10" yet is called small by chat Me: is 5' 4" If kaif is "small" then what'd that make me? Lol.
@VNYoshi3 жыл бұрын
lil baby man
@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart3 жыл бұрын
Smol-er
@wolfiezz90493 жыл бұрын
A child lmao
@devyncole74353 жыл бұрын
The reason why my work boots have a good 2 inches
@Adahy_Bullet3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfiezz9049 i mean... My mind can be childish sometimes so like... Not 100% off. XD
@StriketheRunes3 жыл бұрын
Loving these vods. I haven’t caught a stream since wow classic so I must try catch the SR boys live again. Secret Laboratory is my favourite I think
@memetime97003 жыл бұрын
1:39:20 feels like some kind of a flims epic fight
@jamespreston42113 жыл бұрын
Ik it’s illegal to give Stan praise, but he plays a good harmonica
@kyokono64652 жыл бұрын
Trapped in an elevator with an SCP, and STILL survived. Good stuff. Subscribing. XD
@tellfaia3 жыл бұрын
Sams voice is as deep as the hole to another place
@arrowriver3 жыл бұрын
Game: *jump scare* Me: *scream* My cat: *judgemental stare*
@stickynodes89903 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this video is just screaming competitive death
@lordbonney97793 жыл бұрын
Ah, Kaif brought COVID back!
@brycelynch28923 жыл бұрын
Name a more iconic duo than Kaif and athletic d class
@Tactical_ops363 жыл бұрын
37:29 :other guard: I call the elevator of jealous chr..[breep]
@bcrosek3 жыл бұрын
Tiny doc and shy guy are so adorable!
@G0thicW0lf3 жыл бұрын
2:21:53 this is why you watch sr.
@thebeatbox1243 жыл бұрын
Only two minutes in do I realise that this is a vod
@Furinadesune3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile In A Scientist Room Kaif: Can I have your old key card when you get a new one Member: Perhaps yes Also Kaif sometimes be like Member: Kaif do you have spare key card? Kaif: No, I only have one Member: Oh ok Also In Kaif inventory, 3 scientists card, locked the door, then said mate u saw nothin
@DJ.FALLEN5583 жыл бұрын
I feel like the people in the stream chat are getting more aggressive, honestly.
@hobbelduivel71183 жыл бұрын
ah, i always love watching another scp vod
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@YoWhatsUpFellas3 жыл бұрын
Ah. Kaiffu is long ass videos while Kaifu is short ones.
@fortfulton38893 жыл бұрын
Nice
@commanderfoxtrot3 жыл бұрын
“Would you like to know more?”
@Grantoyk8 ай бұрын
Then 2 comments later its 2 years ago like jeez
@corruptabyss44813 жыл бұрын
I think what they should do for shy guy is make him unable to see People like the dogs (forgot their number) except of they look at his face he can see them. Or at least that's the case when he's raged so he doesn't get to kill those who haven't seen his face. He can kill them accidentally but being able to deliberately kill people even if they faced a wall the entire time shouldn't be a thing in my opinion. Of course the vision won't have an effect like the dog but be clear. Certain people just will be invisible. And once a person looks you will always be able to see them no matter how far they are and for as long as they live (caus lore)
@whitelatexnoodles93993 жыл бұрын
I am part of the cult of B O L L join us and we will make kaifs channel all around the B O L L
@wyattwebb69633 жыл бұрын
B O L L
@AlteryxGaming3 жыл бұрын
Ehh pass, the only cult I need is *Z I P*
@ibnikenaz67363 жыл бұрын
1:01:00 when you're going to pick up your little sister in kindergarten and wathing the other kids playing in the playground
@sirminty84953 жыл бұрын
Spazie? As in the Spazie? 42:55 for reference
@Dguncrazy3 жыл бұрын
26min mark wen lucas is a sp. Kaif and Lucas love No Bounds
@defeil4563 жыл бұрын
lov u kaif xd
@bigg21823 жыл бұрын
This is truly poggers.
@youkwatcher54123 жыл бұрын
Alt title, A speedy boi's moment
@seancannon21933 жыл бұрын
Well he did well enough on the Zelda song I have it stuck in my head now so... guess it was done well enough.
@mrunknown39483 жыл бұрын
D BOIS
@LookBehindQ3 жыл бұрын
what about a permanently enraged shy guy but he can only kill you after 3 hits instead of instant so as to balance it some more
@AceAxolotl3 жыл бұрын
...well that’s not at all in line with any scp or scp game
@HungryNinja8U3 жыл бұрын
1:04:30 Look at the lil baby, baby man the lil angy baby baby baby man
@Haz4ler3 жыл бұрын
I always gotta leave a message no matter what so. I'm late to this one so im just gonna put this here *BALL*
@SlashDashGrave3 жыл бұрын
*Böll*
@godisdeadandwekilledhim96613 жыл бұрын
BÖLL
@blackrosejokerf3 жыл бұрын
As someone whose 5ft 2 i can honestly say i see no difference between 5ft 11 and 6ft. Everyone feels bigger than me equally, the biggest difference is lines around the face to see if someone taller is an adult or child >.>
@michaelbachman58903 жыл бұрын
Caffeine free energy drink I think that’s water lol
@TheaPeanut_69old3 жыл бұрын
50:00 a glitch with the cubemap probably
@jaketheplayer173 жыл бұрын
Why is the discussion of height such an issue to some people?
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@Kaiffu3 жыл бұрын
Dunno, but it's always hilarious when I lie about my height to chat :P
@jaketheplayer173 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiffu Ha ha! Nice!
@unknownknife49933 жыл бұрын
Theres a video in the beginning of your ad
@Jinxy_Rose3 жыл бұрын
YES KAIF. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
@BrightSideGamerTV3 жыл бұрын
Ye boi scp sl is back
@thatguybrody48193 жыл бұрын
hmm. the new hiding screen is cute but i can't help but miss the Hidin Shit screen.
@DragoonShadow913 жыл бұрын
1:28:32 did i hear that right? Ainz Ooal Gown? Misspronounced, but thats the name Kaif said right?!
@guy-yj5dg3 жыл бұрын
roses are red violets are blue the femur breaker has room for two
@Jiffy3093 жыл бұрын
Yare Yare
@funnynameisnotfound89533 жыл бұрын
imagine if the logicer didnt have a 50% reduction on scp dmg o h h h n o o
@assasyn00003 жыл бұрын
There was a scp video when stan was the dog and said “Give me a little pet! Put your hand in my mouth “ does someone know which one was?
@caffeine75393 жыл бұрын
15 HOURS LATER BOIS AND I CAN FINALLY WATCH :)))))
@Grantoyk8 ай бұрын
Like the last comment before these 2 was 10 months ago
@thundersoul67953 жыл бұрын
At least we can't see study losing her mind over people not using imperial for anything, over the ridiculously overpriced flakes/shapes with little to no nutritional value going in the bowl first, and over highly acidic fruit belonging on pizza. Also can't see the mods ignoring things she does that get other people bonked on sight.
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@a_MhetOtw.4334 Жыл бұрын
1:12:00 is "this is my moment" moment
@memetime97003 жыл бұрын
Who the fu*k disliked this golden scp video
@starving54693 жыл бұрын
How tf did you watch this golden scp video
@Yeetus15273 жыл бұрын
proximity chat sevtech? could that be a thing
@whiz22423 жыл бұрын
B O L L Daddy!!!!!!!! Say B O L L
@enmanaleika73993 жыл бұрын
I think mattoz is claptrap cause of the way he said "Thank You" at 1:29:55
@Grey11s3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!
@HALO4REACH13 жыл бұрын
@1:55:32 I heard that and thought of here WERE dragons and got really sad
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@EmeraldGodBoi3 жыл бұрын
Its Kaif's time to do what he does best...... Wait Kaif where did you go?
@super7sayain3053 жыл бұрын
"You're dead you little RAT!!"
@EmeraldGodBoi3 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Im with the Abandoner!"
@theelusinianmysteries3 жыл бұрын
kaiffuwu
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1743 жыл бұрын
can't you just put in the chat rules thing it pops up before you can chat on twitch put by sending a message to chat you are acknowledging and consent to your messages being public
@shyboyrblx8213 жыл бұрын
Sup kaif good luck
@zavaraninoveuhorky3 жыл бұрын
The time has come...
@lucasvalls54363 жыл бұрын
Kaif what EU law are you refering to, that make is so you can't show chat? I need to ask you because there are so much misinformation about EU and its laws. Just take the copyright law in Article 13, EU heard the worries people had about the proposal and made a lot of changes that adressed most of the worries (and also changed the number, i don't remember what), but people kept talking about how it would ban memes and didn't bother to read it, even though they had addressed it (and many other) and made changes so it wouldn't happen. Heck! from my interpretation (!) of some of the changes in it, the action from when Campo Santo (the developers behind Firewatch) forced Pewdiepie, because of controversy to remove his letsplays of their games, would actually be a illegal action, because it was only directed at hi, but no one else. Some laws there are more like guidelines than laws. An example would be the laws for workers rights, where the law say what the minimums rights for workers must be in a country, but every country is allowed to have higher standards if they want too. There are even some laws that don't apply to some EU countries, an example would be how Denmark (this also applied to UK) never had to change our currency to the EURO, despite every other EU country has to change their currency to the EURO at some point. ps: sorry if the English is bad since English is not my main language.
@EnxyphonF133 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/namsqJWMdryNa8k
@sauerkrautz28393 жыл бұрын
is there a discord server where kaif fans can play together?
@saltywaffle__41313 жыл бұрын
click.
@Akandofaul3 жыл бұрын
I can't watch stan, that boy has the most atrocious gaming posture on the planet.
@Oedon526193 жыл бұрын
Is crippling depression swedish?
@WW-ll9sn3 жыл бұрын
The screen be a bit cut off
@EmeraldGodBoi3 жыл бұрын
Squad
@Grantoyk8 ай бұрын
Hello people who see this, why the comments spread by months
@Animalace33 жыл бұрын
Man, I would love to be 5 foot 10. I'm stuck at 5 foot 6.
@dameonlarouge40443 жыл бұрын
From a 5 foot 5 buddy, I totally feel you 💞 I wish I could be 5'10 or 6 foot even, but we are baddies no matter the height 🙏🏻
@Animalace33 жыл бұрын
@@dameonlarouge4044 For about 5 years I was stuck at your height. It was rough since that was during high school, where I was the constant butt of the short jokes since I was the second shortest guy in my class. And then I grew a single inch. The struggle we share is too real.
@Magnic_3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you are under 160cm tall? HOW? I'm 182cm and i'm not that tall compared to other people around.
@Emmkkaaa3 жыл бұрын
That like to dislike ratio tho. (also why no more screen chat)
@armyfactory53713 жыл бұрын
It’s said at the start of the vod
@anidiot10123 жыл бұрын
Huh even Ainz watches him, who’d thought that bone daddy would’ve been allowed to watch humans.