Kaizo Mario Kart Wii is Impossible. [#1]

Kaizo Mario Kart Wii is Impossible. Kaizo Mario Kart, the successor to Impossible Custom Tracks and Hardcore Mario Kart, is a series in which ‪@TWD98‬ and I attempt to beat some of the hardest modded courses ever created in Mario Kart Wii. If we were to consider Luigi Circuit to be 1/10 difficulty and Rainbow Road to be 2/10 difficulty, how crazy would 10/10 difficulty be?
These are a lot simpler to record than the old Hardcore Mario Kart videos as we can complete more tracks with fewer people involved. It's a bit more on the editing for my side of things so let me know if you liked seeing multiple perspectives. For episode 2 I will probably tone down the alternate perspectives a little to make it easier for myself.
0:00 Intro
Music 1: • A Hat in Time OST: Mus...
Music 2: • A Hat in Time OST [Sea...
0:34 Hman's Deathrun by Hman6516
Music: • Mini-Game Challenge - ...
3:00 Joke Shortcuts by Warwick92xD
Music: • Crocodile Cacophony - ...
5:29 The Chamber by Sucht93a
Music: • Size Up Your Enemy - (...
9:11 SM64 Lethal Lava Land by Diego Vapy
Music: • Mario Party: Bowser's ...
11:30 Stretched Waluigi Pinball by ZPL & Mayro
Music: • Waluigi Pinball - Fanm...
13:31 Frozen Valley by Warwick92xD
Music: • Mountaintop Secrets - ...
15:57 Cannon City II by kHacker35000vr
Music: • Moonview Highway - Fan...
18:21 Course.0 Retextured by MrFib
Music: • Mario Kart Wii - "Bows...
20:29 Rainbow Galaxy by ANoob
Music: • Mario Kart Fan Music -...
22:41 Impossible Beach by Ro
Music: • A Hat in Time OST [Sea...
25:25 Outro
Music: • Tension - Super Mario ...
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's Booster Course Pass has nothing on these tracks. If you thought Ninja Hideaway from Mario Kart Tour was hard, wait until you see some of these tracks. You may have heard names such as Mushroom Peaks, Six King Labyrinth, or Desert Bus in the past. Kaizo Mario Kart will blow these tracks out of the water.

[@NuoKart]

Episode 2 is here with even crazier tracks!! - kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpLUmXyKoJiVnsk

[@multigrandmarquis]

when i was a kid i had no idea that this was playable without motion controls and my brain still defaults to "wow these guys are GREAT with the wii steering wheel"

[@YachtyBurner]

haha same

[@OneLetterShor_]

wait you can play without motion controls?

[@wit681]

@@OneLetterShor_ Nunchuk, GameCube, or Classic Controller (Pro).

[@JJ-uj1wi]

Same and I thought they must be professional as well irl lmao

[@Ryan-cy7zw]

Yeah but you wouldn't be having half as much fun as the guys in the commercials

[@petier]

I feel like all the tracks are more fun than infuriating

[@NuoKart]

To be honest, that's an intentional move to make it more motivating for us to record these regularly haha.

[@Balls199]

@@NuoKart balls

[@creeds968]

@@Balls199 balls

[@rachelhoskison7674]

i knew when rainbow road was only a 2/10 on difficulty that this was gonna be nuts

[@zachdamenti4387]

This is the first time I’ve seen Mayro square off against Troy in an insane 1v1 matchup on MKWii’s most impossible and torturing tracks in a very long time! Glad to see Mario Kart KAIZO return to its glory!

[@bikr2381]

Its like Impossible Custom Tracks!

[@Ash_on_mash]

SO TRUE I LOVED THAT SERIES!

[@zombiewizard45]

Spiritual successor to RTCT. Never would've guessed Mayro'd be a part.

[@uranium54321]

Now we just need someone to rate them all as things that aren’t numbers like Justin did lol

[@theblazingzombie2988]

I know the impossible beach is way harder than shy guy beach, but seeing shy guy beach visuals with a 1:28:032 lap is crazy.

[@GameBlock_]

This was insanely good! Great content and great edits as always!

[@emiliavalentino7226]

Kinda sad how the nuokart channel is so much less known than the mayro one. Apart from that,even if i am still watching it,i am very much liking it! Will look forward to the next episode of this new series.

[@danielbeck9683]

7:07 they way you say SpongeBob is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@SoNextJenn]

it’s like she’s meeting an old friend at a party i love it

[@GamingReinvented]

Damn, the music choices here are awesome! Size Up Your Enemy and Magma Mountain remixes? From some great KZbinrs I recognise? Hell yeah! And the video is great too! These tracks look super difficult, but fun nonetheless!

[@chamtheman551]

This is gonna be hype! So glad I finally got more into the MK series 🙌

[@vinterbjork4128]

Cool concept, I enjoy regualar Kaizo Mario and this seems to be on the same crazy level! I really like the PoV changing, really nice to see both peoples gameplay.

[@NuoKart]

Thank you very much :)

[@toxicpurple0742]

Loving this, I missed the impossible custom tracks series

[@leader459]

18:21 troy has actually played this track before, he just forgor

[@GaelLazerYT]

omg these are aweome cant wait to watch more of these! 😎

[@Lyle_Plays]

I'm excited for this series :D

[@TeryJones]

Kaizo.......Mario Kart....... KAIZO.......MARIO KART....... There are way too many deprived sadists in this world.....

[@astraldreamz1556]

The stretched pinballs in Stretched Waluigi Pinball look like Oidz 🤣🤣

[@Flegz1]

Impossible custom tracks are back??!! Let's go!

[@Cranbearry_YouTube]

Those magnets are called snake eyes

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

When they called those pinballs they were not kidding

[@Cattyclysm]

A hat in time music in the intro. Nice.

[@spawnerbgoner7858]

troy has the vibe of a sports announcer and i love it

[@cosmicspacething3474]

I’d like to see a full on 12 person race

[@velvetbutterfly]

That description instills fear. I expected Rainbow Road to be about a 5/10

[@swimmy1812]

i cant believe they still play these, yall are awesome

[@pyuku5842]

YO I LOVE THE REBRAND MAYRO

[@Cheez-It_Lord]

These courses look like a lot of fun

[@badtimesmusics719]

YES THE COMEBACK OF IMPOSSIBLE TRACKS

[@amazingfireboy1848]

Awesome!

[@zdelrod829]

When I saw this in my reccomended, I genuinely went "Well shit. This will be hilarious"

[@wabibunny]

they look like they're having genuine wholesome funny moments and i'm all for it 🤍

[@lechatdu136]

11:30 can we all agree than waluigi pinball theme is a banger ?

[@RealTal.]

mayro i hope your channel grows. i feel bad about your decline, i think you really have potential. i just dont want you to turn into the next stampy long nose. keep making great stuff, and maybe the algorithim will bless you again like it did with the mario movie AI translation. i believe.

[@Epsidawn]

These dudes are doing platforming in a RACING GAME. LOL

[@EchoYoutube]

If you ever doubt that you can create something people will watch, just know that eventually Kaizo Tetris will exist.

[@SgtByrd93]

The magnets you threw up that made the noise were Zoids if I remember rightly

[@binary9669]

19:35 i think troy wanted to say madman but stopped himself cause he didnt want to misgender mayro, thats so cute!! ^^

[@kevinprado1380]

8:01 Holy Crab!

[@Maxler5795]

I like how on the intro you used a song thats originally used in a mode called "death wish" cause its that bad.

[@alansmithee419]

12:30 I call them torpedo magnets, and I thought the exact same thing when I saw the pinballs.

[@takatamiyagawa5688]

9:59 That reminds me, there was a custom Super Mario 64 course based loosely on Rainbow Road.

[@wclade5744]

Ngl yall had me at kaizo Mario kart tracks

[@juandita2.0]

Damn bro when i was like 7 yeard old i had a wii with that mod and i remember crying

[@porgchassle2266]

When Troy was "Ohhhhh" at the start of Lethal Lava Land, an ad came on. The ad was Never Gonna Give You Up. I'm not joking.

[@dante224real1]

i appreciate this mario kart map with the spongebob thing and i want more of that on the nintendo brand

[@celestialTangle]

starting out strong with Death Wish OST? great reminder to leave a comment before watching the video

[@s.g.issac05]

It's like going through a roblox obby, but with a challenging jumping height and range.

[@krazyfan1489]

3:55 i didn't know Red Shells disappeared when they went long enough? i kinda hoped they kept going forever

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

I'm pretty sure they do in Mario Kart 64. I've seen them overlap people, and keep going around after the race was over. At least when the person in first fires them.

[@Cream4]

Electric ⚡️

[@angerlihappy8287]

So good

[@zhetimmeh3095]

And we thought Rainbow Road was bad..!

[@9volt65]

New Trackmania looking kinda sweet doe

[@bowser498]

please play "hiking with lakitu", you'd love it

[@foo9877]

Lol the Stretchmaster, what a title

[@shibe_exe2749]

Missed opportunity to call it Kaizo Kart Wii

[@nuclearprotocol]

"Kaizo Mario Kart is Impossible," : almost everything is a 1 or 2/10

[@NuoKart]

Gotta show the easier ones to make the harder ones stand out that much more!

[@SuperJGGaming]

New series! 😮

[@roflcopter31337]

and now do a TAS video for this tracks. Would be dope and drip af :D

[@GreyMaria]

The "Sims gem" is called a _plumbob,_ by the way.

[@daniello2001]

5:56 weed road

[@GuanlongX]

For anyone wondering, those magnets are called rattlesnake eggs.

[@eldigan2278]

Where can you get the patch? EDIT: nvm I found the wiki page

[@starwarsjoey228]

kaizo super mario galaxy 2 is crazy

[@saranino5732]

13:24 he’s dead NOOOOO

[@Artonkn]

Except maybe the first these don't feel to capture the Kaizo spirit that we see in other Mario games. Good video with some cool tracks though

[@AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch]

You and Troy sound like you're having a blast with these tracks. It's enjoyable to watch. I never thought I'd find trans representation in the Mario Kart Wii community, but it's wonderful and I'm 100% here for it!

[@williamsdj6175]

Now that impossible custom tracks are over, who is the funny mystery guy?

[@kingtonsiljockey528]

Oh this looks awful to endure 😂

[@Lucanoptek]

Damn gal got some skills impressive

[@toastr1255]

Would it be possible to have a third "player" that's just idling at the start so that both Mayro and Troy get to finish?

[@NuoKart]

We considered it but we want this series to be simple to record so we can get episodes out regularly.

[@tgm3947]

Watching Mayro now feels odd, hes changed so much I didnt even realize tbis was him until hearing his voice

[@NuoKart]

I'm not a man but thank you :)

[@Timopeo]

Next mario maker should be mario kart maker

[@dxg5659]

This is just trials but more degrees of freedom (actually 3D rather than a 3D sidescroller.)

[@Alibium]

So this is basically “oach” from trackmania

[@derpious267]

I haven't seen Mayro in well over a year lol

[@foo9877]

I like how you both release similar videos when you collaborate. You both have such a unique take on the video so I end up watching both videos and getting entertainment from both versions even though it’s the same footage twice. I always watch mayros video first since hers are more edited and then troys since it’s more raw footage ( I posted this on troys channel as well)

[@steventechno]

First track reminds me of Roblox. 😂

[@t0biascze644]

GTA5 stunt tracks: mario kart edition

[@porgchassle2266]

Also, the magnets I think are called cow magnets.

[@flewis02]

So Trials Fusion.. But in Mario Kart? OK...

[@BooomTomb]

Kaizo Kart Wii

[@vibinpenguin7021]

melting magma melee 11/10

[@NuoKart]

nah that would be like 4/10

[@AsrielDreemurrBR]

Give download link this kaizo mario kart

[@creepyscaryskeletons3034]

Wow

[@gwynbleidd8723]

6:55 boo voices effect

[@funstuffonthenet5573]

Why is the Wii version still so popular?

[@NuoKart]

Honestly, the modding tools for the Switch one are much better so it's surprising that so many people still create tracks for this game.

[@Erasured]

Omg ahit ost

[@BettaMan65065]

What in the Speed Racer

[@12DAMDO]

wait do people still make these? because the last track had A Hat In Time music lol

[@NuoKart]

Hundreds and Hundreds of tracks come out every year!

[@PenguinBoi27]

Cool video but also What happened to impossible custom tracks?

[@NuoKart]

this is the reboot!

[@eggfaces9239]

Kaizo Mario kart? Sounds fun!

[@AymenZero]

Why does he sound like he's recording in my basement

[@NuoKart]

I was

[@thevioletbee5879]

Why did I not know you had a second channel?

[@MrFiendyBob]

Can you make a tutorial video which is compiled of different mods such as for Bette r graphics, music, game modes etc. would be huge for the community!

[@NuoKart]

so a recommendations video? sure that could be fun!

[@MrFiendyBob]

@@NuoKart yes a recommendation video showcasing the best mods for a better experience to freshen up the game! Also if you don’t want to make a tutorial for how to install it, you could just link a video showing how to do it!

[@davidtrottier7066]

Great. Now do hide and seek here. You won't

[@NuoKart]

Correct lmao

[@imagiking69420]

Mayro? Is that Mayro? I didn't think Mayro had another channel! edit: oh wait no I was wrong oops.

[@imagiking69420]

oh wait i was wrong

[@sneksecry5087]

It... It is Mayro

[@shyguytimmy]

I nod stretched 3DS Rock Rock Mountain XD

[@NuoKart]

Wonderful idea

[@Guhtere]

Now do it with the Wii wheel