r/CursedComments | The Perfect Date

[@khodibritton8368]

“I’d like to open up a cat orphanage someday, for all the stray cats of the world, so they have a place to stay.” -actual Shadow the Hedgehog quote.

[@Smthn_Wicked]

He's a big softie.

[@apprentice.2]

What game?

[@khodibritton8368]

@@apprentice.2 Actually, during the Twitter Takeover QnA

[@gamerdomain6618]

He's also canonically a fan of Kill la Kill according to the twitter takeover

[@myth0s_pumpkin806]

wasnt this on an ask sonic?

[@roamandread1451]

“I peed on your wife, Robotnic.” -Shadow

[@magicaleevee843]

I was looking for this!

[@Doc_Trancy]

She’s mine now

[@cloakedfoxgaming6612]

This is the correct answer. There is no other answer.

[@gamerdomain6618]

And the HotTopic is next.

[@tailpig6417]

​@@Doc_Trancy What the actual shit, what?!

[@sentrywar2582]

The Titanic, the Hindenburg, and Chernobyl all in one, advertised as a luxury resort? Gonna attract the right kind of people for that thing to absolutely be targeted from the ground.

[@Nyghtking]

The only plane where you can have both a crash and a meltdown at the same time!

[@mrfez2273]

what if an EMP went off in that thing you could say its a portable nuke

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

@@mrfez2273 Aren’t all nukes portable to some degree?

[@pinguin4898]

apparently the whole thing was just a "I think this would be a cool sci-fi setting so I made a 3d model of it for things like vrchat"

[@rishoh]

7:20 It's technically true when you remember that humans are scientifically classified as animals.

[@themathhatter5290]

I love how nobody pointed out the flag of Israel

[@risingeclipseofdawn451]

@@themathhatter5290 OK BUT NUTAKU

[@dorothyheart]

My favorite shadow quote is "where's the Damn forth choas emerald!"

[@B4dr4bbit]

I knew it would be here

[@masqueradehydranoid6184]

Same here

[@doodlebug47]

i cant like this comment it has the nice number

[@OrcaIguana]

My favorite shadow the hedgehog quote is "I want to piss in a hot topic Maria"

[@maledictionwolf]

Well, Guinea pigs are considered food in some parts of the world. I had a friend in high school whose grandfather cooked up his pet Guinea pig and served it to the family when it died...

[@ferro9926]

What do you think the sea piglets were first domesticated for?

[@Echo81Rumple83]

Peru, iirc. but, if the pet guineapig died of old age, wouldn't the meat be a bit... stringy? idk, my mom raised rabbits for meats, and she tells me how she determines how good the quality of the meat is depending on how old they were before she processed them... incidentally, i don't like eating rabbits.

[@maledictionwolf]

@@Echo81Rumple83 he was Filipino, and the Guinea pig didn't die of old age, it was an unexpected death of some kind. Can't remember what it was, though.

[@finn596]

Ok so I saw the word food and I remember the escargot section at the beginning and genuinely thought "oh a Guinea (Gween•Wa) pig? Must be exotic"

[@crossyright9493]

Remind me of my childhood rabbit pet. It died and my father just cut and cooked them. And No, i did NOT eat it.

[@Bionic_B]

“I wanna piss in a Hot Topic.” -Shadow Hedgehog

[@itsukikyon]

the "these companies test on animals" bit at 7:16, i'm like ninety percent certain it's a humans are animals joke mainly cause of the "serial experiments lain" icon (fourth up from the dog's eye), now admittedly it's been the better part of a decade since i last watched it but i'm fairly certain there weren't any other animals in it aside from some birds in the opening title sequence.

[@logansray]

Honestly the worst one in the list is TikTok

[@themspaintwizard3584]

7:26 Mannco killed tons of endangered species in testing of their weapons, Big boss has nothing to do with dogs besides branding, Rust is still there, and something something Israel.

[@Techy404]

my man, Daft Punk is in there and no one said anything

[@nocturneraider]

@@Techy404 some are things from games like dedsec, or radio stations in GTA

[@Nyghtking]

Pornhub raises a couple questions.

[@nocturneraider]

@@Nyghtking you forgot the other 3 adult sites

[@Nyghtking]

@@nocturneraider I'm pointing that one out because it was the first one I saw.

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

You must tell us how many lemons, it is essential!

[@EripmavsDYraid]

Dear God that profile pic

[@Aquarios1337.]

He must tell us for the sake of the world!

[@potatofish7730]

My favorite shadow the hedgehog quote is when he says "it's shadowing time" and totally shads all over doctor robotnic and his wife. Truly an emotional scene

[@SoCalledEgg]

"if god wanted you to live on this earth, he wouldn't have made me" - Shadow the Hedgehog

[@AlmostNerdF]

"Maria- this is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you . . ." - Shadow before his death in Sonic Adventure 2.

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the insane lung capacity "Out there you either shit in the pool or pool the shit" -shadow the hedgehog 2025

[@Solesteam]

4:52 My favorite shadow quote is: "hmph" don't ask me which of the many times he says that because I don't know either.

[@RobinRhombus2]

“It's pronounced “GIF.” .GIF like the peanut butter. The creator said so. The “P” in JPEG stands for “photographic.” But I bet you don't say “J-PHEG.” It's exactly the same! Gentrification. For your logic to be consistent, you'd have to say “SCUBA…” …or “laser!” Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. You just hate me because I'm right. You mean “general?”” -Shadow the Hedgehog

[@justaperson4656]

Hands down my favourite bit of the fandub, next to half of the cast having never played SA2

[@Xiiki]

6:49 if you don’t understand, the first persons icon and their message is referencing soldier from TF2, sadly, their voice actor died from prostate cancer.

[@Solesteam]

Oh snap, I thought it was just someone being funny...

[@thecoolgooddoer8893]

"Maria" *explosion* -Shadow the Hedgehog

[@heehee351]

Shadow's really talented to make an authentic explosion sound lol

[@Milanin8]

5:15 Titanic and Hindenburg? What if we add Chernobyl to the mix. You know how it goes; Third time's the charm.

[@angelgsant9671]

Time to sabotage the reactor.

[@theuhohstory8995]

“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald!” -Shadow

[@Nyghtking]

If we go with parodies my favorite quote from shadow is: Shadow: Isn't it sad Steve jobs died from ligma? Silver: Who the hell is steve jobs? Shadow: Ligma Balls

[@MadotsukiGaming]

he asked for it "where's that damn forth chaos emerald?"

[@basicallyplaced]

"Sonic... how's that big throbbing co-" "Shadow wtf?"

[@OingoDeLaBoingo]

"Damn... not here..." - Shadow The Hedgehog, 2005

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

"You aren't even good enough to be my faker!"

[@McBehrer]

"What is this, some kind of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle?" -- Shadow the Hedgehog

[@deadlydingus1138]

1:34 just hire someone to catch the snail, put it in a jar, seal it tightly, and bury said jar.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

7:42 One of those is JUST a smiley face

[@thelazygamer2195]

“It’s Morbin’ time!” *-Shadow the Hedgehog (probably)*

[@WoeUponThee]

I love when shadow said “I’m shadow and I looove lasagna”

[@RichardKelevra]

I love how the Gavin Free snail meme has finally arrived to Kalbus.

[@PolloBoi215]

Not a shadow quote but “ IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOON”

[@Impulse001]

4:48 Sure thing! "I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I'm the union of ideals dark and benign but ultimately built in the name of love. I am the ultimate life form. I am the protector of Mobius. Run home to your master and tell him this is who I am."

[@nicodeangelo5842]

"War is Hell and Hell is home"-Shadow.

[@AndGoatz04]

"It's open relationship if you want if you find someone better feel free but don't plan on coming back once the 5-month warranty expires"

[@Mechanicalamity]

4:48 With pleasure “If the world chooses to become my enemy, then I’ll fight like I always have.” -Shadow

[@darthplagueis13]

7:10 Someone gamed the system already btw. I've seen a comment that was "The power to respond to my own comment" to which they then responded "But I get mind control"

[@Fishmen64]

"This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me." -Shadow The Hedgehog

[@ashina2146]

it's Okay to Cheat as long as you learn from it and evade the Teacher's Gaze during Exam. I Literally Study to make it easier to Cheat. Studying would literally makes the stuff you need to cheat smaller which decreases the chance of getting caught.

[@TheMegaOnyx]

So Kalbus, how do you know what's BadDragon is? Is it a toy company for DnD enthusiasts?

[@AdrieJ06]

sounds like a nice thing, idk if it is real but ok

[@Dani-ej1zl]

This is the internet, it happens sooner or later lmao

[@AdrieJ06]

@@Dani-ej1zl what

[@Dani-ej1zl]

@@AdrieJ06 baddragon is a real company. Don't look it up

[@AdrieJ06]

@@Dani-ej1zl no need to, im a furry

[@mmyr8ado.360]

6:15 Lumo sounds like he's possesed by Paimon after playing Genshin impact for 6 hours ngl.

[@LilKittyKat-C]

00:20 I forgot some people have relationships. Let me clarify, I like to violate academic integrity.

[@Solesteam]

2:46 Wow that one certainly won't add to my fear list of cruel ways to die.

[@Cosmosdestructor]

2:20 get a friend to put the snail in a cup.

[@chalkwarrior5542]

"I want to see what the biggest number is" from the snapcube sonic 06 fandub. that entire scene rivals the iconic moon rant for me. alternatively, "Maria." *explosion in the distance*

[@ShTHfan1]

Unironically my favorite Shadow quote is "If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!" But if we're going edgiest... It's gotta be "This is like taking candy from a baby. Which is fine by me!"

[@JadianRadiator]

6:14 I love this type of prank. My favorite is the one feigning Japanese economic inflation.

[@csweezey18]

There's a great manga about this! Look up "Japanese inflation manga!"

[@JadianRadiator]

Unread reply, and there are no replies. Looks like someone replied with the full term.

[@csweezey18]

@@JadianRadiator Bruh, what are you talking about?

[@Nataniahuahu]

@@csweezey18 hi Satan

[@csweezey18]

@@Nataniahuahu Hi Nataniahu!

[@Astolfogaming5780]

7:20 "northwood" this brings a whole new meaning to the SCP-939 dogs thing

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Mann Co 100% tests on animals

[@JustAnEldritchGod]

my favorite shadow the hedgehog quote was when he said "its shadowing time." in the sonic movie sequel

[@alden1132]

Wouldn't it have made more sense to make the helicopter's TAIL the trunk, and make the gun the tail, so that the ejected shells look like they're being pooped out. Also, what's more intimidating than a elephant flying at you BACKWARDS, spewing death from it's rear-end? They might even be able to attached a muffler to the turbo exhaust that makes it sounds like an elephant trumpeting. Imagine that, an unnaturally loud elephant flying backwards, destroying everything in its path, & shitting brass on the newly dead? That's TERRIFYING even to THINK about.

[@CMan185]

“i must avenge mario” -shadow the hedgehog(probably)

[@Zethrona]

8:05 "Doctor, turn off my pain inhibitors!"

[@MegaKH2fan]

MARIA - Shadow in nearly every game he's in

[@karifaevt]

"Anything that just costs money is cheap" - An unknown Edgelord

[@samur4838]

"now draw her giving birth." -shadow the edgehog

[@Solesteam]

8:16 Oh noes, my insides awre spilling out. ( °w°)

[@vi6ddarkking]

This Is Like Taking Candy From A Baby Witch Is Fine By Me.

[@XerneX127]

"Damn." -Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the ultimate fry cook in this McDonald's restaurant! I shall use thy skills to pay the bills, this is WHO I AM!"

[@notagoat281]

7:33 The Godfather apparently is a company that tests with animals. And here I thought it was just a classic movie.

[@justaperson4656]

Am I allowed to drop a whole song as my favourite shadow the hedgehog quote? If so, all hail shadow. If not, I really like "I determine my own destiny"

[@AceWolf456]

"Omega, count how many sand there are." -Shadow the hEdgehog, Snapcube fan dub of Sonic '06.

[@Veltri_J]

"Your a beta male, Sonic." -Shadow the Hedgehog.

[@randrazor]

5:20 pretty sure that's just someone's like art they made for art sake but techbros cling onto it for reasons, happens a lot with like concept artist who are not engineers and are in fact, artists

[@colinz226]

"Unlike you plebians, I have no pronouns! You will call me by my name: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!"

[@bluetorcher5544]

"Where's that damn FOURTH chaos emerald?"

[@camelorcaramel5732]

“I met god on a bus trip to Arizona. He looked me straight in the eyes and said ‘the last man to ever truly exist died in 2004.’ When we got to the destination he wasn’t there.”

[@mcscooots308]

I've just learned that Lumo has Guinea pigs and now I demand to see them.

[@anthtotallynotmr.uttersont5481]

the suwurgeon post just makes me think of the clown nurse episode of adventure time where Finn lays waste to the land to kill a giant while having a broken leg just to get away from the gd clown nurses ... *it's the owonly way*

[@vi6ddarkking]

Where's That Damn 4º Chaos Emerald?!

[@Solesteam]

6:47 True Indestructibility

[@JadianRadiator]

7:40 x-videos and playboy aren't even the only adult entertainment companies in this. I noticed the ****hub logo is in there.

[@deesaster]

my favorite shadow the hedgehog quote is "dont care, looks female enough"

[@AndGoatz04]

"Damn" - Shadow, Shadow The Hedgehog

[@one121100]

“Where’s that damn Fourth Chaos emerald”

[@mlgbobby5901]

The only cheating I do is eating a sugary treat when I should be trying to lose weight

[@YinYangAngel55]

5:47 good news about the Sky Cruise is that it IS NOT REAL and was just made to be a joke, somehow someone missed the joke and it got onto the news as if it were going to be in fact real. Now its an even bigger joke.

[@thebrickinquestion]

that shit looks like the airship from henry stickmin

[@stardy316]

@@thebrickinquestion the fuckn Wall-E lookalike ship.

[@flandretheinsanescarlet2239]

I am the ultimate lifeform. Favorite shadow quote.

[@wormcake_]

Shadow Hedgehog said the Damn word :pensive:

[@tohpingtiang4878]

The professional don't want to see us either. I wonder how the snail get you if you escape to "The Moon!" Anime gundam: Do not fire at the engines... nuclear explosion!

[@MTBOSS09]

"Where's the damn fourth chaos emerald!"

[@CIoudStriker]

Damn! Not here!

[@CinaGD]

"Sonic finishes too fast" -shadow the hedgehog

[@thegoodmilk7313]

We live in a Society Unrelated note but when me and my sisters had Guinea pigs growing up it was a running joke that until ur pig peed on u it wasn't yours.

[@ourpetsarecute3110]

5:38 that plane isn’t a real concept, someone posted it to the Worldbuilding subreddit and a but of clickbait sources snatched it up and passed it off as a genuine thing someone wanted to make

[@swampcooler8332]

0:58 why is this giving me so much anxiety

[@SpringTag]

"Maria" - Shadow the Hedgehog

[@Halvos12]

My favorite Shadow The Hedgehog quote is the time Shadow The Hedgehog said that Shadow The Hedgehog has no pronouns, you will refer to Shadow The Hedgehog as Shadow The Hedgehog and only by Shadow The Hedgehog.

[@Solesteam]

3:43 There's a reason nobody out pizzas the hut... *_A reason_*

[@fuilli]

Shadow: "I am Shadow the Hedgehog. A research experiment... gone deadly wrong! I've caused so much destruction... I should never have been created!" Vector: "hey... don't go there... yet!" I went there, Vector I used the ending quote for the semi-hero hero path of the Shadow the Hedgehog game speaking of which... I need to softmod my PS2 so I can play that game without having to use the disk drive, it's starting to die also yes I am playing that on a PS2, and yes I'm trying to get all paths so I can say I have 100%-ed the game I am a very weird person, and judge me all you want

[@aguyinyourwalls6946]

If kirby ate a atomic bomb, could he shoot radiation, explode, or simply die

[@myth0s_pumpkin806]

Since everyone is just using quotes from the sonic fandubs "If the world chooses to go against me, I will fight like i always have been" or something along the lines of that in sonic 06

[@lancesrr4124]

so idea for deadly snail put it in a Nuclear Flask then throw it to the bottom of the ocean it said it couldn't be killed not that it couldn't be trapped and even if the nuclear flask gets a little bit crush or punctured by the pressure the pressure will hold the snail down.

[@robastergaming6074]

1:04 he also has the li'l bird cat avatar. can't trust those guys.

[@hungrymusicwolf]

2:13 I'd pay another man a million bucks to trap the snail for me or keep it busy indefinitely. That's my answer to the snail problem. 5:27 The titanic, Hindenburg, AND Fukushima/Chernobyl, it is nuclear after all.

[@mrblakeboy1420]

5:05🟨 dear golly i have turned into a yellow square

[@K.G._Drake]

On that sky hotel it said it was like crossing Hindenburg with Titanic? WRONG! It's like crossing the hindenburg with the titanic AND chernobyl.

[@breadmoment7018]

4:59 HELP MY ACTUAL EMOJI WAS 😩