This Man Invented the Smile || r/Holup

[@oogwaytheotakuclips4370]

Bring back r/abrupt_chaos *YOU FIENDS*

[@EEEEE3EEEEE]

Yes. I second and agree

[@Pushing_Daisies]

@@EEEEE3EEEEE I third this statement

[@risingeclipseofdawn451]

We agree that @Kalbus should do this

[@kosherre6243]

Heheh.

[@nullpoint3346]

Aye!

[@Solesteam]

2:13 He invented the smile so he can feel something besides the aching pain and depression slowly eating away at him at every waking moment...

[@RC-yt]

Mood

[@TheCybroid]

well i hope it helped

[@Fayanora]

If I was a villain with the power to save lives, I'd find people who, in response to having some terminal disease, either gave away all their stuff and were ready to die now OR burned every bridge in their life down in one final hurrah OR confessed to murder on their death bed, and then heal them. Now they have to live with the consequences of their actions, whether or not they deserve to. Some would call me a hero. Others would call me a villain. It would largely depend on who my latest target had been. I call myself chaotic neutral.

[@gabaza1363]

I don't know if you've ever played League of Legends but one character has a quote let me earn their Hate Now and Forever

[@Solesteam]

3:53 This is the kind of guy who would get stabbed, remove the knife and return it to the assailant saying: Oops, you dropped this, here you go pal.

[@kosherre6243]

*get shot* Oh, goodness, I have been shot. I wonder how the stock market will be affected by this?

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

Professor Wilson is the true embodiment of chaos

[@Solesteam]

9:08 My stomach hurts... I laughed too much. AI wasn't made for anything serious, just raw unfiltered comedy as it very seriously tried to imitate something...

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Lumo is a lawyer dating the Bill of Rights confirmed and has your social security number.

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

That AI lawyer commercial script literally had me on my floor laughing so hard! "They have eaten too many words!" Oh my God, that entire script was just art. 🤣

[@jamesmending3146]

7:50 it’s official lumo is a lawyer.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Crap, i'm late to comment this XD

[@AlmostNerdF]

How many lemons?!

[@Last_Person]

God if I had money I’d pay so much to see the lawyer commercial become a reality

[@the_stray_cat]

give it a few year and they might have ai genrated videos you can use to do it for free lmao

[@Last_Person]

@@the_stray_cat having an ai do it wouldn’t capture the feeling of actually actors honestly

[@the_stray_cat]

@@Last_Person fair lmao

[@thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965]

Pretty sure it's not actually an ai generated script

[@Dololondondon]

@@thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965 i still want to see it

[@LincolnDWard]

Jesus wearing a cross is like a modern-day person walking around with a necklace of an electric chair

[@kosherre6243]

10:51 For the Degree revocation, I believe it's at the University's discretion, but *usually* the reasons for degree revocation are plagiarism and severe misconduct. Ultimately, this can have differing criteria depending on the school's policies, so you'll have to get ahold of the Exploits University Handbook in this case to determine if it's within their right to do so.

[@table2.0]

The first one would literally just be solved by communication, outwardly open relationships and/or polyamory

[@Lazy-Lizard]

That's what I'm sayin!

[@Nostripe361]

Yeah unless the wife/girlfriend has double standard, the guy should just come out and this.

[@laxmastiffgaming6351]

Belle was an avid reader. You know she had to have read some romance novels, and colonial French literature was wild. She had probably read a book about romancing a monster before.

[@stickynote-slumber]

manga

[@TheSpazzDragon]

Even as a kid I always thought Beast looked better as a beast than as a human. I remember thinking "Oh... That is what he looked like? I Liked him better the other way." Guess I was a furry even when I was 8 and didn't know it.

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

PFFFFT SAME THO 💀

[@Oturan20]

that's because his human self is a *Generic Blonde Guy.*

[@Solesteam]

10:13 Now I get why in Gumball the celebrity memoir section was useless in the episode where Anise is accused of corrupting the computers.

[@Fayanora]

The remake of the Beauty and the Beast should've ended with Belle seeing the beast turn human and been like "Ugh. I didn't know you were going to turn human," and leaving.

[@CoolKiller28]

The lawyer commercial just sounds like some satire the onion would make

[@rupert_1491]

4:55 I've seen the lego movie and I can confirm that description is extremely accurate

[@tanewood6621]

5:16 I got "Women are the best thing ever"

[@Solesteam]

10:38 The villain that other villains team up with the hero to try and beat.

[@AntoinettexKitten]

I want to see a team up of that lawyer and the little girl with the jacket full of oranges

[@daisyjoy242]

7:53 I want an actual commercial like this

[@demoknite5391]

3:30 was one hell of a turn

[@lunarpitch]

omg its the real Demoknite XD

[@demoknite5391]

@@lunarpitch :/

[@OrcaIguana]

7:51 didn't know Lumo was a Lemon!

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Honestly that first post is just a polyamorous relationship at that point.

[@Solesteam]

0:26 When the bad guys in a film are likable... and the whole cast consists of them.

[@notagoat281]

4:52 The Lego Movie was the first one I thought of, largely because, until like yesterday or the day before, I had no idea the other one even existed.

[@nerothevoidwalker5855]

10:35 that is the plot of fanfic, and a pretty good one!

[@pacicidal]

The ones in the first post should just make a polycule. Easy solution. - Nev

[@Solesteam]

11:32 Scooby is in the same kind of place 90% of Pete is.

[@rossf371]

The lawyer commercial is like an old spice commercial, I want to watch it.

[@alden1132]

If you want an extension on your term-paper due-date from THAT professor, you better have a really good excuse.

[@persomiissleepy]

11:32 Fun Fact Scooby is a great dane Bonus fact a Great Dane has the average life span of 8 to 10 years.....

[@jamesmending3146]

5:25 women are now on a big island.

[@viodre6652]

7:50 holy shit it's Lumo the lawyer

[@zacharywindover9840]

RIP to all the good doggos from past shows and movies.

[@TheBunny-0110]

"Woman are going through the same thing I can get you out of your own happiness " The fuk

[@maledictionwolf]

2:34 pretty sure she's photoshopped in there, there's a shadow from the wrench on her other hand, but no shadow from the tire or for that matter any part of the car. And look at that finger on her left hand, it's very... off. Also, I see Zen has a new pfp.

[@halla3184]

Actually I think it’s real. It’s just that she has abnormally long spindly fingers lmao. Weird but not necessarily fake. We all know how bizarre stock photos are. I’m still not convinced they aren’t made by aliens that are doing their very best to imitate human behaviour but are not quite getting it

[@maledictionwolf]

@@halla3184 it was more the shadows and lighting that had me thinking it was fake, then as I was looking at the hand I was like wtf. But weird photoshops are also a stock photo thing, so...

[@halla3184]

@@maledictionwolf true true! I was also looking at the lighting, and there are small things like background light reflecting on her skin that made me think it could still be real. I dunno, something about the way the fingers of the hand that isn’t holding the wrench are pressed against the tire also makes it seem more plausible. And sometimes weird lighting can give real pictures that fake feeling. I think the reason certain shadows are missing is because the person’s being lit from the side, not above. It also doesn’t help that the person, the wrench and the car are perfectly clean, which just isn’t realistic for this type of scenario and adds to the fakeness. Whether real or photoshopped though, whoever was in charge of making this image had no idea what they were doing (or just didn’t care lol) Edit: also the lady’s forehead is cast in shadow ever so slightly, implying that there is something above her. The lighting is just so soft that there’s no hard shadows

[@Solesteam]

10:22 Banned weapons of mass destruction deemed too brutal for war...

[@Grimeaper]

2:13 it is often said we seek that which we do not have.

[@siepherslinther4106]

5:10 women are a vampire

[@Solesteam]

11:21 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH!!!!!

[@LittleGhost521]

3:57 this is a Math teacher in training, I say in training because a true one would come in like nothing happened

[@Lazy-Lizard]

That first one, if everyone was just open with everything, could be a fairly healthy polyamorous relationship

[@Headlessgenie]

A gay lizard? Aight Dont get shot to death on a thursday evening.

[@joaogarcia1685]

"Unlike my wife I expect you not to cheat" 💀💀💀💀

[@astererratum6546]

Got my new favourite animation inspiration. Hehe. Eldritch Lawyers.

[@sunfishensunfishen2271]

5:22 I did this and my phone wrote: “women are welcome to come back” I think the phone knows I’m down bad, guys

[@Soulessnight4]

10:35 literally just the plot of redo of healer

[@Solesteam]

7:05 Aww that's so whoooOhnononoo... The dog...

[@sunfishensunfishen2271]

7:39 WE FOUND HIM, SPAMTON G SPAMTON

[@davidgeorge1943]

4:43 well this is awkward. My brain went immediately to the second thing, namely because I have no idea about the first.

[@alternax9751]

snile

[@xenobeatsxeno8719]

9:28 I wasn’t expecting “John Carpenters The Thing” reference but I’m not gonna complain.

[@demoknite5391]

That first one was a curb ball

[@netherqueen5891]

I like Zeno’s new pfp

[@B4dr4bbit]

As someone who has been playing Cyberpunk Red, I'm thankful for Edgerruners for being so good.

[@Solesteam]

5:09 Seems they didn't think that through when painting that mural did they.

[@sebastien5956]

the worst part is that my first thought was "Oh, the LEGO Movie" with just the "powerful item stuck on his back" I haven't thought about the LEGO Movie since pretty much when it came out and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is one of my current favourite shows

[@xxdarkraiexx2742]

Women are... the most to interact with his task and use kind words while aging a game with both BTs and the group learning model. I uhh.... I learned something about my phone...?

[@TheGodlyPineapple]

7:49 Man, I didn’t know Lumo was a lawyer

[@plastiqueneurosis]

The digits for pi are soo large you’ll eventually find your social security number in it.

[@grousewithakeyboard]

The music was to Canadian 😔😥

[@Orange_Tree_]

Oh, God... Hom much of a lawyer Lumo even is then?

[@Smthn_Wicked]

I can confirm that every woman I've met were not a frog

[@Ferrari255GTO]

7:47 did that briefcase happen to be lumo's?

[@notagoat281]

2:12 No, the creator of the smileY _face._ Not the smile.

[@taitano12]

The Lawyer commercial sounds like a fever dream.

[@hiwaga7399]

omg zen new pfp? It's cute lol

[@Commander_Raveth]

The lawyer is from the looney toons if you're asking me.

[@alden1132]

The Buscemi/Jolie photo only made me realize that Steve looks a little bit like John Voight...

[@fox-anonymous3387]

5:13 Let me see… “Women are not doing good” Oh.

[@Xiiki]

5:19 Women are dying fast

[@polasamierwahsh421]

I NEED a professor like that

[@ZomgLolPants]

I've got XXY chromosomes because I'm intersex, does that mean I'm better than women based on the chromosome tweet?

[@Solesteam]

2:21 ah yes. The Meqanitch

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

9:40 I was confused for a solid ten seconds, thinking “Wait a minute! There are no polar bears in Antarctica!”

[@deloptin545]

i'm still confused. please explain?

[@Solesteam]

Also confused. Explanation for the unknowing is required.

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

For those who don’t get it, watch John Carpenter’s “The Thing”

[@Solesteam]

10:55 I mean, you can't have a degree if you set the thing on fire, so might as well revoke it.

[@kosherre6243]

@@aduckofsomesort sir, i dont think that's the joke.

[@lodef]

3:26 always be skeptical of things u see online. both emails here were sent within 10 minutes of the screenie, with the second being delivered just 3 minutes prior. i highly doubt op checks their email more than once a day, so the chances of the screenshots being legitimate are slim. gotta watch out for yall :)

[@sophiatrocentraisin]

3:14 Disney has no problems with monsterf'ers, but God forbid they be gay (unless they do absolutely no advertisment for the movie)

[@chilllife8817]

You say a dog wouldn’t survive from 2002-2022 but the toy poodle who I’ve had for 20 year nearing 21 would say otherwise. Only problem she has is arthritis and mild blindness and deafness. I fear for when she dies. For I shall be truly crushed

[@ntazzy6326]

4:26 i have a feeling he's an AO3 writer

[@EnderStine]

with that first one just both parties need to either a. admit to an open relationship b. maybe it aint ment to be

[@literalsarcasm1830]

On a scale from PlayDough to Semtex, how serious is your putty?

[@Ferrari255GTO]

I know a more serious one than semtex, *it's nitroglicerin*

[@nullpoint3346]

@@Ferrari255GTO Ah, the no humor putty. C4 is at least comically serious and self aware about it, but nitro is no fun.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@nullpoint3346 it's wild that all three needed things for combustion come straight out of it since when it decomposes it generates heat

[@nullpoint3346]

@@Ferrari255GTO That's the fun part. The instability is what makes nitro not fun.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@nullpoint3346 that's the reason why it's unstable

[@twemoric9484]

"Women are the best in all the world" damn bro, my lesbian is showing

[@zendikarisparkmage2938]

I hadn't commented yet. Thanks for the reminder. :)

[@yamigekusu]

6:53 I don't trust Uber due to the fact that some crazy fucker shot up a Cracker Barrel and killed one of a relative's teachers

[@spectre5146]

all three things finished

[@notagoat281]

6:12 For the record, one X chromosome is always suppressed in each cell in a woman. If both were active, it would be fatal.

[@blackster332]

You guy are awesome

[@Solesteam]

5:58 Good god what about the stereotypical hillbilly that has extra chromosomes!?! He must be an all powerful deity simply living like that to understand humanity and judge our worth!

[@RetroTryx]

3:48 phoenix wright

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

Inform us how many justice lemons

[@madalheidis]

5:30 Ribit. I mean, uh, hi?

[@noxixx]

am i crazy or was there a weirdly large amount of dead dog posts??? please help me

[@lollertoaster]

That lawyer commercial sounded so much like badly translated Chinese.

[@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101]

Women are in fact a southern bean.

[@oobanoobaisterrible]

3:40 I wonder if any of those items are related

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

4:52 For me it was the exact opposite

[@thermolol]

5:30 "Women are not doing anything wrong"

[@thermolol]

Which is true

[@the_really_blobfish]

4:55 I expect the Lego movie