Kali Uchis being funny for 5 minutes straight

Today's episode is Kali Uchis. I remember hearing call me in 2017, and I fell in love with her vibe. Thank you for creating so many worlds within' me 🌞💟🌞
Her Spotify: open.spotify.c...

[@ic3ytherapper]

Lmao...she got robbed thinking some nigga wanted her number😭

[@GagaBoy1346]

Cancer ♋️

[@taehyungoppa7208]

She is the Quiet Funny person who you sometimes don't understand if they are being Serious or not

[@sandcrack0873]

Laugh at the trauma

[@narcisoanasui246]

Personality goals fr

[@goromajima8309]

Infp?

[@chosa6158]

​@@goromajima8309maybe, im an infp and it really resonates with me

[@rachelguyer8447]

She's like a Latino lady Gaga. A goddess on her own spectrum

[@LittleMissSunshine721]

I agree, she reminds me a lot of GaGa.

[@nutsachey]

yeah she is on the spectrum 💀

[@rachelguyer8447]

@@nutsachey that's a rude way to talk about yourself

[@nutsachey]

@@rachelguyer8447 nice comeback dude, I haven't heard anyone say that since like 3rd grade, explains most of her fans

[@rachelguyer8447]

@@nutsachey man you're childish and then get mad because I act childish. You alone are an oxymoron. 🤣

[@bunnyfernwood]

✨ No relationship should make you feel like you have a teenage son ✨

[@aaronjkeegan]

Deadpan delivery, I like it. She doesn't laugh at her own humor most of the time to let you know she was being funny, you have to pick it up on your own.

[@afrosymphony8207]

bruh the robbery story is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@viniciusc.8735]

"I talk to ugly dudes, dudes who are broke, dudes that have issues" damn why was she describing me?

[@wtttff]

literally 💀 lowk means ive a chance likeee

[@3sedem]

@@wtttff she been with don for a while now

[@cooliohoolio30]

😭😭

[@reyangeloimperio8278]

she's so great lmao feel like she's twice as funny in spanish though

[@narcisoanasui246]

Her voice is so satisfying

[@alexissexy]

“You may have the balls but I wear the pants” shouldn’t have been as funny as it was 😭

[@jesusjuarez8742]

Thanks to the bees for pollinating the flowers LOL periodt

[@dublancdedinde]

"this is my chicken. he's angry because everybody eats his people. and it's highly disrespectful."

[@bananas.in.pyjamas]

Her Doja have a common sense of humour 💀💀

[@narcisoanasui246]

Hell nah. Doja Cat is more quirky and chronically online

[@sweetheart-xg2yy]

@@narcisoanasui246 can I be on your mom's album

[@abigailLandaverde717]

@@narcisoanasui246 kali is funnier ngl

[@GagaBoy1346]

Yeaaaa 😂

[@liac18]

offensive to kali

[@scariveri4309]

she’s so amazing I want to hold her hand so bad 😭😭💖

[@pitypatty4843]

3:45 girl- No fear at all 😂

[@yayo0]

she lived in colombia..

[@nocturnalflowerchild]

I dont know why she gives off audrey plaza vibes😂😂

[@addmefooo]

And I wanna say thank you to the bees for pollinating the flowers 😂

[@clairetrautman8956]

her voice is so amazing omg😭😭

[@larissarodrigues1234]

the thank you to Barack 😥😥💘💘

[@musicislife2310]

She's so beautiful and amazing! 😍

[@peterdubombay]

With all violence in colombia she still loves colombia. That's real sick love.

[@galaxqueen5503]

She kinda gives me lady gaga vibes when it comes to her humor

[@jow3384]

3:45 THIS HAS ME CRYING

[@yayo0]

why

[@noezytrilla4016]

She will make you feel euphoric about life just listening to her voice

[@ashalorena8906]

the change of appearance is wild when you see it from one clip to the next- regardless- she's funny as hell!

[@baedervn]

LMAOOOOOO she's so amazing I LOVE HER!!!

[@missy5048]

this is uploaded in my bday thank u for ur service

[@paulovinicius3522]

this woman is pretty much me but richer

[@Bunnybuns420]

Omfg! I love her!!🤣🥹🥲🖤 she’s so cute!!! What a witty and beautiful woman!🫶🏼

[@crystalbasio486]

The chicken 🐔😭😂😂

[@ohno226]

do u have the video of her saying i walk around like everythings okay but like deep down i need some head

[@kee0613]

"ive talked to girls" WE GOT HER YEPP YEP!! u looking for a gal now 🤔

[@dearest883]

She look like a Bratz uwu

[@LittleMissSunshine721]

“…everybody eats his peoples…”

[@Blingblow_779]

I’m in love with her and I don’t even know her. Shits sad.

[@AnaAGwishuroses]

I love her sm omg 😭

[@_lynnloo9988]

her voice 😩

[@day6545]

LMAO I freakin love her

[@gravyall0va]

I miss the old Kali so bad

[@menassies3224]

People change

[@TheyLuvMeKJ]

Me personally, I love both

[@yungluluu]

i want to make her happy

[@Bo-em4sk]

I Fr want her 😭

[@barakah08]

She forgot to give a shout out to all the pears out there 😔😪🍐

[@KingKelechiMusic]

So real

[@umamisoy]

2:02 Es que soy yo literal.

[@Anna_Raphael]

Thank you the bees? hmm and Obama? lol

[@fabiorivero6350]

I wish she would go back to not pushing her lips out to make them look bigger, she looks prettier with her natural relaxed face😍

[@aski3806]

let her do her

[@clairetrautman8956]

does she really??

[@stevenbaker7894]

Waiting on her to be funny

[@cleohettori8725]

Pew pew

[@EricLooksLost]

Why have I never heard her talking voice

[@doranstewartstewart6521]

Okay it's been 5 mins I haven't laughed once

[@staple_boi]

No relationship should feel like you're taking care of your daughter

[@tineeew]

I feel like her voice changed so much. Like she trying too hard to sound a particular way now. Like she tryna sound sexier or something. Or is that just me? 🤨

[@annacarollina7703]

i feel like in some of these clips its a side effect of being high or sleepy

[@3sedem]

Shes jus high

[@sadhill38again]

📸😂😂

[@SuraDoes]

She’s a bruja

[@angelofchrist4494]

Wow hilarious 🙄

[@S4ans]

Narduwar how tf do you know these things

[@ItsJusFun]

💙🔥🤣

[@cherrycolored98]

She used to be so cool

[@piekekerkhofs252]

who this?

[@RameyDurkinzane]

The cancer ♋ gang mf 🤰

[@yayo0]

2:02 LMFAOOO SAME

[@anxmaly]

i want my 5 minutes back. stick to being pretty

[@sofialopez6350]

did she get lip injections or did she just get better at makeup 🤣🙈

[@Goldenkara]

that and a bbl

[@nathanielrodriguez1873]

Nah she just took her yas pills

[@dt176]

@@Goldenkara that is not a bbl body but ok

[@nutsachey]

tf is this bruh

[@alexa-jb1gk]

ur mom

[@oezgedamla]

therapy

[@nutsachey]

@@oezgedamla that'd be like walking into a special needs class and calling that therapy

[@dianamonjaraz9221]

She needs therapy

[@billynotreaIIy]

some pls tell me im not the only one who thinks of audrey plaza while she talks

[@trishamk4337]

i could listen to her talk for hours straight

[@forksntorches3587]

She looks a little bit like lady gaga

[@trishamk4337]

yess

[@DreMurrz]

A mix between Amy Winehouse & Lady gaga

[@vanessagomez2276]

And naya facil

[@dxcsplix_]

the way she thought they wanted her number

[@dan_noo]

everytime she said something with K or C in it, its crunchy to my ears, why shes not having an ASMR content, or just full blown AudioBook, an Audible Bedtime Stories if you will

[@KH-vi3tu]

0:13 Shiiii you a Cancer.... I'm Pisces Moon let's talk about telepathic and psychic abilities then😏

[@notaaronburr3177]

1:54 lord have mercy yk when you hear singing that’s so good that you get scared that’s me right here

[@itsflaw_]

anyone know the song in background 2:45

[@ether6697]

how do you even hear it

[@itsflaw_]

@@ether6697 good headphones I guess