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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

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@Sydney.2003k
@Sydney.2003k Жыл бұрын
I suffer with dermatitis on my hands, so when she said "your hands look nice" I started sobbing. Thank you kris. You made my day xx
@lucindiumevents
@lucindiumevents Жыл бұрын
It can get so itchy can't it, I sometimes have eczema it feel so self conscious of my hands, especially when on a date
@sahayplayz
@sahayplayz Жыл бұрын
Aw this is so cute I started tearing up(I cry very easily)and I bet you hands are great
@Sydney.2003k
@Sydney.2003k Жыл бұрын
@@sahayplayz thank you. Your words mean a lot to me x
@lucindiumevents
@lucindiumevents Жыл бұрын
What have you used to try and get rid of it? I went on a skin course and now its gone! Still can't believe it
@Sydney.2003k
@Sydney.2003k Жыл бұрын
@@lucindiumevents mainly different hand creams. But mine is mainly caused by Obsessive hand washing, due to my OCD
@miaalvandi
@miaalvandi 2 жыл бұрын
I love how funny Kris is and I love how she always makes up the most random complements but still leaves a smile on my face❤
@just.kkaylee5999
@just.kkaylee5999 2 жыл бұрын
A few months ago I was in a really, really bad place and had really bad anxiety. I watch your videos everyday and you help me out so much, even if it's just those little compliments at the beginning of the video. You give me motivation to actually do things and have helped me out of one of my darkest times when nobody else could. Love you and Kevin so much
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
🥺❤️❤️❤️
@Kyree_Indigo
@Kyree_Indigo 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris your so nice krisss
@bvttercvpx
@bvttercvpx 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT ABOUT KEANU 😨😨😨😨
@just.kkaylee5999
@just.kkaylee5999 Жыл бұрын
@@bvttercvpx AND KEANU WE LOVE HIM TOO💪💪❤
@a_harmon
@a_harmon Жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris If you ever want to dye your hair it should definitely be purpl or red like it would be on fire fr plus I wish I could say thank you to you everytime you compliment us in the beginning of the video because it’s just so nice. I really love your jokes to and I have been watching you for like a year now so thank you. 😄😄❤❤😄😄❤😄❤
@MagicHecateDaughter101
@MagicHecateDaughter101 3 ай бұрын
SO is no one gonna talk about kris great choice of music? The song that goes " light em up up, light em up light em up up aim and fire" is iconic✨! You can tell me other wise.
@megh9927
@megh9927 Жыл бұрын
Kris: "Your hands, are so nice." Me: *with a fistful of cheez-its in one hand and a oui'd pen in the other* "I feel like you're lying but okay."
@rhiannehamad2269
@rhiannehamad2269 Жыл бұрын
Me with a pringle smashed up in my right hand and a green pen hand
@BranOfSultana
@BranOfSultana Жыл бұрын
me with blood all over my hands. ........... **awkward silence**... me: oh sh-
@ZionRea
@ZionRea Жыл бұрын
@@BranOfSultana WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON YOUR HAND!!!!!?//
@nicoleking23
@nicoleking23 Жыл бұрын
I had a headless sour patch kid in my hand
@Videouploader323
@Videouploader323 Жыл бұрын
I had a controller in my hands
@neelonmaharaj9291
@neelonmaharaj9291 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact :Kris is just the best person ever she makes me laugh and feel better about myself
@riptechnoblade7303
@riptechnoblade7303 Жыл бұрын
same I LOVE her🥰
@Theogz701
@Theogz701 Жыл бұрын
Same❤
@kiddingkhatt1804
@kiddingkhatt1804 Жыл бұрын
That’s the facts right there
@annettejohnson7300
@annettejohnson7300 Жыл бұрын
Same
@harlzz1234
@harlzz1234 Жыл бұрын
U look way better without makeup x
@IINS4NEEE
@IINS4NEEE Жыл бұрын
WHY NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW IT WENT FROM DROWNING TO THE SPONSOR VIDEO 😭😭😭😭 LIKE THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING
@dianehudson7856
@dianehudson7856 Ай бұрын
*SAME*
@Amethyst._.Dragons1312
@Amethyst._.Dragons1312 Ай бұрын
FRRR
@Inkenstarr
@Inkenstarr 2 жыл бұрын
9:15 as a certified back sleeper, I sleep with my hands folded neatly on my stomach. It just feels super chill and relaxing, idk why lol. But thats how I sleep.
@La_aJ
@La_aJ Жыл бұрын
How the heck do you do that?! I move a lot while sleeping. Like, I can’t sleep in one position the whole 8 hours of my sleep…
@mazz18085
@mazz18085 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kris always says kind things to us every video. You never fail to make me happy 😊
@Savvy_Equestrian
@Savvy_Equestrian 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris!!! You don't know how much you've helped me with stupid stuff in my life, lately I've been feeling like a waste of oxygen and your videos have really helped to cheer me up, thank you so much ❤️
@charliekat7472
@charliekat7472 2 жыл бұрын
@You must know you are here again
@charliekat7472
@charliekat7472 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for you you aren’t a waste of oxygen and will NEVER be
@NikkiDoesStufff
@NikkiDoesStufff 2 жыл бұрын
Never believe the mean things your brain says to you. You aren’t alone and you’ll never be a waste. 💛
@Savvy_Equestrian
@Savvy_Equestrian 2 жыл бұрын
@@charliekat7472 thank you that's really sweet, there are just those days, my bf says the same things you are, but it usually doesn't help, especially if I've had a tough day
@Savvy_Equestrian
@Savvy_Equestrian 2 жыл бұрын
@@NikkiDoesStufff thank you, that's really sweet prayers to you and everyone in this comment chain
@UnknownUnknownDemaWereWolfawo
@UnknownUnknownDemaWereWolfawo 6 ай бұрын
Her: your hands look nice! Me: *has a handful of chips, and a stuffed wolf in the other* Also me: I can't even SEE my hands right now, but i'll take the compliment...
@BR.00000
@BR.00000 Жыл бұрын
When you were talking about the helix sleep matrices your face had such a beautiful glow
@kiranpati4349
@kiranpati4349 2 жыл бұрын
A notification of Kris's new video , which is basically a compilation of Kris's humour,alternate personalities and compliment, is just enough to make my bad day funny and wonderful
@HLHS_Fishing
@HLHS_Fishing Жыл бұрын
7:46 “woah” caught me off guard Edit: TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!!
@LittleBear9224
@LittleBear9224 Жыл бұрын
"Fffff I hit my funny bone on my other funny bone! Fuck! I don't even think.. how..." I can't. Rewatched several times for maximum laughter!
@techguyz839
@techguyz839 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the transition from makeup to no makeup (sponsor) at 6:05 on par with that swimming tiktok ... editor has a great sense of humour...😂😂😂😂
@sitrusmilkshake9595
@sitrusmilkshake9595 2 жыл бұрын
You make my day, Kris. I’ve been going through a lot lately. It always makes me happy to see your face, you make me laugh, and you’ve helped a lot with my insecurities with those tiny little compliments. I love you Kris ❤
@xo_edmo
@xo_edmo 2 жыл бұрын
4:46 yes!!! I used to be tickled so much. So now as soon as someone even pretends to tickle me i run..then they know and its hell from there. After that, the rest of the day of anyone comes near me I scream NOOO.
@Chillyou_tube
@Chillyou_tube Жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris gives us a compliment every single time she does to video
@Autistic_Wooper
@Autistic_Wooper 9 ай бұрын
bro i see this comment every video wth bot
@MeredithMcAlpine
@MeredithMcAlpine 3 ай бұрын
would more than a second work. this helps with depression i swear.
@nicholasperkins17
@nicholasperkins17 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris. I just wanna say that your videos always help to brighten my day, especially when I'm having a hard time like right now. Thanks for always being so kind and generous to us and giving us compliments.
@Crabb90
@Crabb90 2 жыл бұрын
8:45 It sounds like an impression of Hank Hill from "King of the Hill." xD lol
@ravenfaebowie
@ravenfaebowie 2 жыл бұрын
2:19 I am literally that friend who can never seem to catch a break. I swear I've spent at least a third of my life in hospitals
@Claybeadwonders-nr8ds
@Claybeadwonders-nr8ds 7 ай бұрын
When you sad I love people with gaps in their teeth, I started crying. I get billed about mine every second of the day and it makes me feel terrible. Thank you kris!
@m.3d1ts
@m.3d1ts 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 Not Kris just going full demon mode But the singing was amazing 😋 😂😂
@BloodRayneRed
@BloodRayneRed 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Kris is like therapy ☺️☺️ always good at making me feel a whole lot better on a bad day. Glad I stayed up late tonight to watch this first 💓💓 Thanks Kris 💐 the compliments keeps me going 😊🥰
@Darlxing
@Darlxing 2 жыл бұрын
you are right
@JohnGramer06
@JohnGramer06 2 жыл бұрын
11:11 “The lehwah chiewdren”
@tabithawaltertw
@tabithawaltertw Жыл бұрын
Thanks for complementing my hands!😂 who agrees? | | v
@Leo-yp9mw
@Leo-yp9mw 4 ай бұрын
Yeah
@collineandaliciatheodoru8995
@collineandaliciatheodoru8995 3 ай бұрын
Whats with the arrow..
@LaelE-qo3uy
@LaelE-qo3uy 2 ай бұрын
What if u got no arms?
@LeEkstrm
@LeEkstrm Ай бұрын
@@collineandaliciatheodoru8995 idk
@Silly_thieran
@Silly_thieran Ай бұрын
… if I see someone with a Kira or killer queen profile then I’m going to scream
@damanthamakarova7915
@damanthamakarova7915 2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! They get me through my depression, so I appreciate all that you do - thank you so much! And - fun fact - every intro you do with the compliments... somehow it always fits... today I watched this after making a "hand spa day" happen for myself, and you've complimented the hands in your intro... So... on point! And every time! Kudos to that! Love ya!
@phoebesworld1516
@phoebesworld1516 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Kris puts little skits in her KZbin videos and her humour is everything. She's so entertaining to watch 💓
@lisadeleeuw717
@lisadeleeuw717 2 жыл бұрын
If you like that about her you might like danny gonzalez
@zapper3552
@zapper3552 Жыл бұрын
@@lisadeleeuw717 ummmm yea
@lisadeleeuw717
@lisadeleeuw717 Жыл бұрын
@@zapper3552 what do you mean?
@wolfram3279
@wolfram3279 2 жыл бұрын
I love how kris always compliments us but then talks bad about herself in all her videos 😂
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
Don't fall for that Bot Trap 😘
@ShadowStrike357
@ShadowStrike357 2 жыл бұрын
reported the fake kallmekris
@claycollins9852
@claycollins9852 2 жыл бұрын
They're nice but I know she's not talking to me. Somebody else but not me.
@lex_vex7517
@lex_vex7517 2 жыл бұрын
Reported bot
@Ashley-wu7hy
@Ashley-wu7hy 2 жыл бұрын
I think almost all comedians in any form do this... Or even just having humor at all it's mostly self deprecating.
@Littl3_D0ve
@Littl3_D0ve 2 жыл бұрын
Hey kris I just wanna thank you for always complimenting us and making us laugh when we might be in our lowest! ❤❤ Edit : OMG a I can’t tell you guys how happy I am to reach 1k likes!!! Tysm 🥹
@pinkiepie1372
@pinkiepie1372 2 жыл бұрын
She's the best and probably the longest one I've watched
@Thepinkdemon9000
@Thepinkdemon9000 2 жыл бұрын
Fr kris is an awesome person she never fails to make us smile
@pvic6959
@pvic6959 2 жыл бұрын
0:37 but Kris, you dont gotta put yourself down to bring us up! you hands are pretty too!!!
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE, don't click on the Bait Bots links. They are Paracitic Phonies !
@Littl3_D0ve
@Littl3_D0ve 2 жыл бұрын
@Izabellah Maldonado lol thank you she’s my favorite out of my two dogs
@samuellogan5644
@samuellogan5644 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Kris is like "if a burglar czme I to my home I would be ready" and then proceeds to wave her hands around. I do the same job but quicker and easier with a .303 long rifle
@michealafton2168
@michealafton2168 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, thank you for everything you have done for your viewers, we all appreciate it more than you would ever know. ❤️
@muichiroswife1
@muichiroswife1 2 жыл бұрын
3:53 you didnt have to cut me off
@anime_dweeb639
@anime_dweeb639 Жыл бұрын
honestly kris you look even more beautiful without your makeup.just seeing that clip with you talking about the sponser,you just look so stunning
@victoriawilliams2786
@victoriawilliams2786 Жыл бұрын
Hear! Hear!
@dustinlinn8546
@dustinlinn8546 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Wow. Her eyes are amazing!
@Plexico41522
@Plexico41522 Жыл бұрын
Right I didn’t even skip it because of her look. And normally i always skip past sponsored clips
@MooreArts-Crafts-and-Pets
@MooreArts-Crafts-and-Pets Жыл бұрын
Right! Tiny bit of eye liner and mascara on top. She's so cute.
@MyRealNameIsTodd
@MyRealNameIsTodd Жыл бұрын
she does have makeup on... she just lowered down on the eyeliner. But she still looks great!
@lil-flower58
@lil-flower58 Жыл бұрын
“I hit my funny bone on my other funny bone how do you-“ Kris… you almost killed me there bc I started laughing and choked on my PB&J sandwitch🥲
@blanchdsouza2968
@blanchdsouza2968 2 жыл бұрын
Love when Kris uploads even when you have an exam you just got to stop studying to watch her masterpieces!
@Ghostie_Cat
@Ghostie_Cat 2 жыл бұрын
My tiny hands? Aww thanks! Your hair looks amazing today, as always, along with a video full of laughter, weirdness, (the good weird), and everything we all ask for, thanks for being yourself and helping others understand it’s ok to be themselves!
@minodasasvindi3807
@minodasasvindi3807 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I can't explain how much time I spend everyday just waiting till you upload a new video. You're like a big sister to me and watching your videos literary brightens up my whole day. And I wanna thank you for your amazing work and for all the jokes you make. They are hilarious. Love you Kris. 💕🌺
@kirstinefruerhj3123
@kirstinefruerhj3123 Жыл бұрын
I was crying bc I was scared bc I have anxiety and then I watched your video bc u always makes me laugh😂 you are not only an amazing person but you also makes a difference in my life❤
@DavidHasGoodSuggestions
@DavidHasGoodSuggestions 2 жыл бұрын
at 3:29 playing with fire against youtube
@Wunkydoo
@Wunkydoo 2 жыл бұрын
3:43 Definitely wasn't expecting to see someone I went to High School with
@MiniNeji782
@MiniNeji782 Жыл бұрын
She is really popular so that's cool
@elise5354
@elise5354 2 жыл бұрын
4:30 I bet im more ticlish than u🤣 My brother used to pin me down too until i strated screaming, not laughing, so loud my mother acually came to see what was going on🤣🤣
@MiniNeji782
@MiniNeji782 Жыл бұрын
I bet im way more ticklish than you. So one time my brother was in my room playing video games with me and my brother kept losing to me and he knew he couldn't hit me so he barely tickled me and I was crying, laughing and pissing myself. And I wasn't over exaggerating and that's a promise. Im just that ticklish.
@Weirdgothg1rl
@Weirdgothg1rl Жыл бұрын
About the one at the end, I seriously stay up till 3:00am having full on arguments with myself 💀
@not_alexis4
@not_alexis4 Жыл бұрын
2:13 kris: “there’s nothing better than extra bacon 🥓 “ The vegan teacher: ✨ eAtiNg aNimALs iS wRoNg ✨
@-alohaxemmo-
@-alohaxemmo- 2 жыл бұрын
it should be illegal in how addicting and time consuming kris’s videos are-
@ElveaTheAnimator
@ElveaTheAnimator 2 жыл бұрын
E?
@stevenabro
@stevenabro Жыл бұрын
3:15 The “ohh waaaat nooo” had me laughing so hard and I don’t know why
@KhloeCopling
@KhloeCopling Ай бұрын
I love the way she starts the videos. They just brighten my whole day! Thank you for brightening our days!
@cfgp
@cfgp 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 that...looks...uhm, shady... well kris, i suppose i'm joining you in hell 🤷‍♀
@belindabrightwater
@belindabrightwater 2 жыл бұрын
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm me to
@Etoot
@Etoot Жыл бұрын
@@belindabrightwater mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *o* mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@belindabrightwater
@belindabrightwater Жыл бұрын
@@Etoot lol
@moon._.child.24
@moon._.child.24 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Kris looks ABSOLUTELY STUNNING today!! Her videos always cheer me up or just generally entertain me on any occasion :)
@olive_to_be..
@olive_to_be.. Жыл бұрын
Don’t call the church please
@HarrysIrishPrincess
@HarrysIrishPrincess Жыл бұрын
2:06 As soon as you made the "Light 'Em Up" by Fallout Boy reference, I had to pause the video just to play the song
@Lymanix
@Lymanix 6 ай бұрын
Kris: your hands look nice Me: has self harm cuts Also me: happy :] All jokes aside, she's literally one of the main reasons I smile every day
@Skullzedits0911
@Skullzedits0911 Жыл бұрын
Since kris compliments us everyday, your eyes are amazing, your hands are beautifully veiny, your nose is astonishing, your hair is so shiny, your eyelashes are curly, your skin is glowing, your lips are glossy, your personality is like non other. You are amazing Kris and we love you very much
@zoggyhuffson9499
@zoggyhuffson9499 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, true!
@FunniWolf753
@FunniWolf753 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY, THE ULTIMATE KALL ME KRIS FANN!!
@shadowfoxperson9735
@shadowfoxperson9735 Жыл бұрын
YES SO TRUE!!! 😁❤
@olive_to_be..
@olive_to_be.. Жыл бұрын
Love the affection, but I need more Stuart little comments in my life
@KrisCollinsFan
@KrisCollinsFan 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how entertaining Kris is and how amazing her content is ❤ Edit: Thank You for 350 likes!!!
@unnamed_velociraptor5039
@unnamed_velociraptor5039 2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a sssniperwolf bot, please don't bring this to kmk
@Editttsgirl
@Editttsgirl 2 жыл бұрын
slayyyyyyyyy
@emmyem85
@emmyem85 2 жыл бұрын
💯 👏👏👏
@Spacegirl2466
@Spacegirl2466 2 жыл бұрын
Y
@Sheloppe
@Sheloppe 2 жыл бұрын
@@unnamed_velociraptor5039 you’re too late my child. They’ve always been here. Lurking in the shadows.
@thaliawason7590
@thaliawason7590 2 жыл бұрын
11:17 has a KZbin channel and it hilarious there super funny onyebabyyy
@Glimmer_Glow
@Glimmer_Glow 4 ай бұрын
Love how in almost every single video Kris complements us😂
@Freya_Thuriaaz
@Freya_Thuriaaz 2 жыл бұрын
You put so much effort into transforming the content you react to into an entirely new thing with you involved and I appreciate that so much.
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
Don't fall for that Bot Trap 😘
@flimflamcam6094
@flimflamcam6094 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeeLeesBanter the thing where it says contact me here cause I got that one wasn't sure what to think
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
@@flimflamcam6094 Yeah, that's so mean the way they get people's hopes up. Their Avatar doesn't have the little heart attached to it, it's an intentional look a like. Made by these Parasitic Phonies/Bait Bots. Just downvote, then report them please 😊👍
@katebrock2513
@katebrock2513 2 жыл бұрын
I also love how Kris goes through her whole comment section and gives love and respect to all of her viewers! I’m sure she has brightened SO many people’s days and will continue to do so with her funny and genuinely caring personality💗much love
@jt318
@jt318 2 жыл бұрын
Not me going back to 1:35 to see if he did wink😂😂😂🥲
@jasiahswolfpack1134
@jasiahswolfpack1134 Жыл бұрын
She said that the space between ur teeth is cute I always thought it was ugly It made me cryyy She makes my day better
@brioritea
@brioritea 2 жыл бұрын
I’m always ready for when Kris posts!! wheatever im doing, even if I’m busy, I still pull up KZbin to watch her😂 much much love Kris, and thank you for being the best human being you are ❤️❤️
@elizabethwerstein590
@elizabethwerstein590 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, you always make me feel better on a bad day ❤ I’m laying on the floor and curled in a ball, and you’re the only thing that’s made me laugh today. Thank you for being you ❤ I’d love to see some more videos about how you cope with your ADHD and Depression and Anxiety and everything else. You’re keeping me going, so thank you
@Emilieyes
@Emilieyes 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris, Thanks for uploading!! I love watching you and you make my day! 💞
@Emilieyes
@Emilieyes 2 жыл бұрын
Guys I know it's all just the potato wedges again
@Zach.W96
@Zach.W96 Жыл бұрын
During the ad, i skipped it till she was opening the mattress and watched it expand. Then skipped the rest. Mattresses expanding after unboxing them is so satisfying lol
@katienelson3039
@katienelson3039 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being such a great model, Kris. I can't believe how nice you are and what a great human you are! Ik the compliments aren't direct, but I really to take them to heart. I've been having a crazy week, but you're an awesome splash of positivity in my day. Not to mention how funny and kind and interesting you are!!! This comment sounds cliche but I still mean it. You're so intentional about what you say, which I love. You're also an incredible representation for LGBTQ - other vids you've mentioned you'd date boys or girls or somewhere in between and I love it. I'm bi, I love finding content like this! Pls just know that you're inspirational, kind, beautiful, and smart. Also pls tell Pete I said hi :)
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
Don't fall for that Bot Trap 😘
@katienelson3039
@katienelson3039 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeeLeesBanter I reported it earlier!
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
@@katienelson3039 Thanks Katie! Every little chip at the stone helps 😁👏
@sabornwolfie6646
@sabornwolfie6646 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always looks stunning in all her videos and she is really kind and as I went through the comments I saw how many people were so grateful about the kindness she shows and I agree her videos do make peoples says better, including my own.
@savysplanet107
@savysplanet107 Жыл бұрын
P
@ccappa2001
@ccappa2001 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always makes me smile, she's sucha beautiful person never stop what you're doing Kris we love you
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
Don't fall for that Bot Trap 😘
@b0y_divisi0n
@b0y_divisi0n 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeeLeesBanter Dude you're literally copy pasting what you said everywhere
@joydavis9264
@joydavis9264 Жыл бұрын
Man, the sponsored part of the vid, your face was GORGEOUS! Like, I know you had some eyeliner and mascara and probably a little foundation, but it looked sooo natural and your skin was tan looking without the various powders and highlighters and blush and all; I mean you're beautiful of course all glammed up, but in that part your skin looked so healthy and smooth and dewy and just... (chef's kiss) muuaahh! A masterpiece! 🥰
@treyweaver5396
@treyweaver5396 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris, Thank you sincerely for your vids, really enjoy your sense of humor and love the self deprecating jokes. Got into your channel a few months ago and watching them has helped me through a tough time in my life. I am in my 50s, MD, did a dumb guy thing and got a severe brain injury. Luckily, I lived despite my stupidness, but have had to retire early/go on permanent disability from a profession that I spent most of my life on and really love the job and over time actually got pretty good at it. Such is life. Watching your vids have been really helpful in getting through this transition in my life. Thank you from my heart. Weird question: Where did you get the snake ring in this vid on your right index finger? Asking because my 14 year old daughter asked me to get one for her years ago. I looked extensively, but that one is the coolest I've ever seen. She is our only child and I like to find unique and cool stuff for her as it has been a tough time for our family and I'm trying to be the best Dad I can be while trying hard to navigate the emotional/intellectual minefield of raising an adolescent (ha ha that's never been hard, right?, lol) in the modern world. I tried to introduce your channel to her (I'm trying to be a cool dad, right?) and when I described you, was having a "senior" moment and couldn't dredge up your name from my older brain (notice the -er right? Can't use the "O" word, I'm not dead yet, got a few good years left, lol), and my daughter almost immediately recognized you from the description (Smart young lady!! Probably my genes). Oh crap, I'm in trouble if my wife reads this (she's a doc, too). Whew, I remembered, she doesn't like KZbin, so my life is not in danger, lol. My daughter really likes your KZbin and Tiktok stuff. Hope you are financially making a living out of this. IMO it's a good choice if you like jokes, light sarcasm, snarkiness (don't know if that is actually a word, lol) and are an introvert. I am pretty introverted (could never ever do stand up and plus was never good at comedy) so understand, only partly got other that by being an MD where you just have to get over it or fail. I applaud you on your career choice Best of Luck! Trey
@_mortiam
@_mortiam 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 wth? Was he trying to drown her? Also, when looking at her, I'm questioning if this is real or some video game 🤔
@MiniNeji782
@MiniNeji782 Жыл бұрын
Its real
@morganelzey
@morganelzey 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 why do I always see that guy when I haven't shower that day I've seen in like 6 times in the past 2 weeks, I shower every other day rarely every 2 days. I showered every day the past 3 days and didnt see it those three days. something's going on here haha..
@Murr_3823
@Murr_3823 2 жыл бұрын
it scared me ngl but same I've seen it so much this week
@RayneThompson-n8w
@RayneThompson-n8w Жыл бұрын
talking to yourself is a sigh of being a genius
@lukaslukas4846
@lukaslukas4846 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that kris works so hard to create a great content for us. KRIS IS THE BEST !!!
@lukaslukas4846
@lukaslukas4846 2 жыл бұрын
@You must know umm nah, Kris is still the best
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
@@lukaslukas4846 of course Kris is best KZbin channel ever (Katrina accent), don't feed the bots waste your time on those losers 😘
@taliaperkins1389
@taliaperkins1389 2 жыл бұрын
8:23 The Doll makeup on closet hussy needs a shoutout. That's some switchback from the Uncanny Valley right there!
@wildboy92004
@wildboy92004 2 жыл бұрын
1:00 Kris, yours are nowhere close to wooden planks. They're the perfect size for me cuz your creative personality and compassion towards ppl are what count ❤
@clionagod8967
@clionagod8967 Ай бұрын
You’re such a kind person
@gelobledo
@gelobledo Жыл бұрын
I've done the vampire style sleep ever since my uncle that spent most of his life in prison said that sleeping that way helps to keep some one from cutting you neck. Now it's just normal to sleep that way
@ellafrankyy
@ellafrankyy 2 жыл бұрын
The compliments never get old!! You make me feel better about myself. You never fail to entertain us!
@OfficialMondSly
@OfficialMondSly 2 жыл бұрын
8:55 You should watch King of The Hill, It's outdated jokes, but such a great watch!
@Writeme1512-7-n
@Writeme1512-7-n 2 жыл бұрын
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@rachaelgibson2330
@rachaelgibson2330 2 жыл бұрын
11:25 That shit don't stop me, so I feel you girl!! You'll be seeing me there at that psych ward ! 😂😋 Edit: Bc of watching you so much recently Kris, I catch myself talking in different accents! LoL 😆 Love you darlin! 💋🧡much support from East Tennessee
@sharky.beache
@sharky.beache 2 ай бұрын
Omg! That’s so fun I’m going to Tennessee on Holliday! Dollywood is sooooo fun!
@rachaelgibson2330
@rachaelgibson2330 2 ай бұрын
@@sharky.beache 🧡🤠
@shadowfoxperson9735
@shadowfoxperson9735 Жыл бұрын
I literally perform that last one everyday, finally something that I perfectly match to... 😮😊😅
@DayvidSlice
@DayvidSlice 2 жыл бұрын
12:05 🙄 my graduation day. Is when I got a gf and my 1st speeding ticket 🤣
@neptune_5016
@neptune_5016 2 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who loves that she compliments us every video
@ginajorgenson2926
@ginajorgenson2926 3 ай бұрын
5:27 THAT SCARED ME SO MUCH
@TheOuroborosLoop
@TheOuroborosLoop Жыл бұрын
8:30 yo this was ACTUALLY terrifying. Wtffff Hey also, the one right after, I really think he's going for Hank Hill but don't quote me on that >>
@Lucifer-wc8xn
@Lucifer-wc8xn 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that i decided to watch this video today, the compliments that you give at the beginning of all of your videos truly lift my spirits. Thank you for being such a sweet and considerate light upon this world Kris.
@dustyrhoads3857
@dustyrhoads3857 Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain @kallmekris with the tickling. I’m the youngest and my 5 oldest use to do the same… maybe that’s how I got so strong.
@dustyrhoads3857
@dustyrhoads3857 Жыл бұрын
@michaelmeyer8677 1 v 5 all the time, always had them gang up on me and always fended them off.
@Art_M3
@Art_M3 Жыл бұрын
my Parents while growing up always said two steps forward and one step back, and im still recovering but it inspired me a lot.
@yurap7923
@yurap7923 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact Kris has like the most positive fanbase out there?
@agentofshield3000
@agentofshield3000 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I just want to thank you for always making my day better when I'm feeling down. This channel has saved me from a lot. And I really want you to know how much you've helped me.
@nkk_gamer1
@nkk_gamer1 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up you bot it’s been up for 1 minute
@Bunny_queen143
@Bunny_queen143 2 жыл бұрын
The Hacking bots
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын
ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬
@Andrewgarfieldontop
@Andrewgarfieldontop Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much kris, I’ve been watching a lot of your videos for the past few days and I love your little encouragements in the beginning of the video. They bring a lot of encouragement into my day
@sspaceforce
@sspaceforce Жыл бұрын
I learned how to light sleep in highschool, and I have ZERO trasnition time from dream asleep to pop awake and moving. Only cool peopel wake up easy. we developed that as survival instincts. BTW, Dr's office said i had the best vital sign
@OptimusPrime-fl4nb
@OptimusPrime-fl4nb 2 жыл бұрын
11:00 I’m also 2nd oldest out of 6 kids and I am the one to cause fights
@OptimusPrime-fl4nb
@OptimusPrime-fl4nb 2 жыл бұрын
I unfortunately do not have the Telegram app
@Imagine_being-gay
@Imagine_being-gay Жыл бұрын
Im the youngest and once mh older brother pushed himself into our fridge which was next to me and was like “OWWWW OWWWW” and I got grounded🤦‍♀️ I didn’t even do anything-
@Tired_smol
@Tired_smol 2 жыл бұрын
0:34, my hands tiny tho. I've been told I have baby hands because I have to grab things with 2 hands sometimes.
@Officialtapegod
@Officialtapegod 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the work she puts in to these videos , she never fails to make me laugh
@ThundarCars
@ThundarCars 2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@nkk_gamer1
@nkk_gamer1 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up you bot
@happynationeo
@happynationeo 2 жыл бұрын
yeah same she’s so amazing 😭
@robertredwine9669
@robertredwine9669 2 жыл бұрын
*us laugh
@MOIforshehesthem
@MOIforshehesthem 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree even when I'm sad she always tears me up she's such a great person
@Sam-d1q7s
@Sam-d1q7s 9 ай бұрын
I love the transition where Kris is pretending to drown herself and then she goes on to talk about getting good sleep 😆
@mossybeewasteland
@mossybeewasteland 2 жыл бұрын
10:02 that was dangerous! Never say something like that to a woman when they have a potential weapon in their hand
@lunatvt9016
@lunatvt9016 Жыл бұрын
I’m a heavy sleeper, like a security guard couldn’t wake me up, I went to the nurse because of me sleeping. So yeah 😂
@emmafrost4403
@emmafrost4403 Жыл бұрын
Back home, we call those people who never really leave high school “super seniors” lol
@Zetourayaka_0_00blank
@Zetourayaka_0_00blank Жыл бұрын
As a person who sleeps on my back, I do do the vampire position, but usually my hands are out together, and rested on my stomach like, im a dead person, or I have my arms on my side.
@cf6171
@cf6171 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she just improvises every time she talks and pretends to be the characters- all your videos are always ✨amazing✨
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