TikTok's That Made Me CRY Laughing

[@kallmekris]

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE SOUND 😭🫠 highly suggest listening to it a little lower volume 😂 I’ll do better next time. appreciate you guys❤

[@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij]

Noted 📝

[@bexelles7483]

Its fine! Thanks for the video! ❤

[@KrisCollinsFan]

It’s ok Kris! Your the best!!! ❤

[@Ryūjinaikawa]

No complaints here❤

[@yahiabelal9422]

The sound isn't that bad

[@govorit]

Congratulations on moving into your new home, Kris! I hope that bad people will no longer bother you and that you will feel great in your new home! My wife and I were really worried about you so much! Happy to see you are fine!

[@hello13431]

Omg hii! I’m a subscriber!

[@iammakosta]

Привет, Макс)

[@charliegrohnwald2401]

The weirdest thing around me is a glass cup that looks like a garden gnome.

[@pauleenstang8301]

Skeletons crow

[@DizzyPanda]

It's hard to believe someone who steals content from other creators, like this ruskie, can be sincere. I guess most of you ruskies are the same... Slava Ukraini

[@cococonfidence7415]

I love the fact that these videos are slowly just becoming us watching a conversation between Kris and Jay.

[@C0RRlNowo]

True. At this rate, they will make a podcast together! I hope I see her in hell! Also, do you know why the number 666 keeps popping up in my life? This is not a joke, I say “not again” whenever it pops up.

[@maria-raymcnabb8804]

she has made utube vids actually with jay its like u lose the challenge u get a tattoo its pretty good

[@camieomcavoy3826]

Why is this so true

[@keeleyhurdt2688]

Agreed

[@RosieSymph]

@@C0RRlNowowhA T.

[@RandomWcueGamer]

“Either I’m in a new house, or im in hell because Peet’s here.” “Da faq did you just say?” *epically yeets a stuffed dragon*

[@HeisenbergFam]

Kris is so powerful she casually yeeted her companion and caused an explosion, respectable power

[@ultimocharile5646]

I see you everywhere

[@ScaredyCat033]

Why are you everywhere??

[@hxrgxun]

Aahhhh how are you everywhere……………….

[@BOB_HOPE859]

I always see you

[@wardasaid4985]

If u guys see him every where doesn't that mean y'all are every where too?!

[@pancakepanda1301]

This woman is a national treasure and we must protect her at all cost.

[@21Aster]

yes, who would like to form a Kallmekris body guard squad?

[@eirayah14]

*international treasure I volunteer for the body guard squad.

[@TheBitchyBong]

​@@21Aster I WILL VOLUNTEER.

[@BaddieDancerZack]

@@21Aster I would like to be part of that

[@Mkayyymina]

sign me up!

[@emmastevens6758]

"I don't have batteries, but I have a snorkel and a lightsaber if you need it". Lost it laughing at how relatable that statement is. Kris is an absolute legend! Love her so much.

[@twiggy2495]

Ikr!!!! I got batteries that I don't need but always have, and my boyfriend has a lightsaber and random trinkets and no batteries!!!

[@Almond_Milk-404]

Kris: "What's the weirdest thing you have? AROUND YOU? *RIGHT NOW?* " *My panicking ass looking around:* uh- Uh- UH- *A VIBRATOR-*

[@delaneyspringer829]

Can we just talk about how Kris is like still uploading during the move? Honestly, I cannot express how much I adore her!! I wish you the best with moving in!

[@Lissy.123]

The fact that Kris is still recording and still making content while moving is just so inspirational ❤

[@Tiresomeee]

The fact Kris has been moving and still had time to Make content for us and complement us makes me so happy ❤️

[@chironbramberger]

Thanks for all the great videos! I love them! I think Kris is my spirit animal whatever that means I heard it somewhere. Also at 9:06 there is another Star Trek sound effect. Specifically this is the sound used whenever someone on the star-ship activates a screen or updates a display. I think Jay must be a Star Trek fan because he's basically used this appropriately in this video. Jay rocks!

[@eddawg79]

Kris videos never fail to make me laugh. She's definitely an internet treasure.

[@justinlaw8511]

Can we just talk about this seamless transition with the pizza between 1:55 and 1:56? Kris burning in h3ll and then telling Jay to bring some pizza, he shows that he is, and then ending up at the pizza TikTok... Beautiful sequence of events 😂

[@yuki_sushi3480]

I love how Jay is slowly getting more comfortable with jumping into videos! I like grilled cheese and then eating dill pickles after, so good.

[@emilymzumara6916]

😮

[@NityaStriker]

Nah, the guy seems lazy af. Kris needs a new editor. 🤣

[@KyleSmith-qt9sg]

Sounds dill-ish ;)

[@yuki_sushi3480]

@@KyleSmith-qt9sg LMAO

[@wmason1961]

Pizza hut just introduced a pickle pizza.

[@TahliaLarabell]

Auntie Kris u always make me happy when I'm pissed at myself or the world or when I'm feeling down or maybe if I'm just bored out of my mind. I wish u were my actual aunt ❤

[@ginamarieo789]

😄 The gum did draw my attention for like the first 15 seconds (mostly because of the vibrant blue/green color), but then it was forgotten in the face of you, your thought provoking, engaging and most times hilarious content ... and Jay's editing/production efforts❣ Love your "stream of consciousness" style of speaking (so relatable). So glad to see you are safe, sound and thriving in your new home!!

[@tcinpg3890]

I’m still distracted but she’s hilarious.

[@Izzybazizzy]

I love how Kris always compliments us, even though she knows that half of us are curled up in our bed with our pajamas on

[@Dopeniv2]

ikr

[@jewel_B0ang]

Im shidding

[@avacopeland.03]

i was shoving goldfish in my mouth

[@Kianfriends]

@@avacopeland.03same

[@mag_kg]

true

[@aprilpeel0404]

Kris is the biggest sweetheart she cares so much about her audience with the “sound’s quality disclaimer” when we all just get so excited & love watching all her amazing hardworking heartwarming content no matter what!! ♥️

[@GrumpyHusker123]

kris: weirdest thing around you me: MYSELF

[@sophiarichards7886]

omg FRRRR

[@This-user-is-pans]

lol same, plus the peanut butter ofcourse

[@Raven_Paws]

Saaaaame

[@ginamarie9017]

A glowing pineapple😂

[@GrumpyHusker123]

@@ginamarie9017 lol

[@dino-y6w]

can we all just appreciate how Kris just compliments us before every video???

[@honkanenaki]

Pete is a real MVP. Not only did he pull him best as the background on this. But the unprovoked violence on his draconic person never gets old to me.

[@Katie-robinson]

You’re honestly such an amazing human kris and I’m so unbelievably proud of you. Your effort doesn’t go unnoticed and i hope you’re ok and we will always be here for you. I hope you have a blessed day💗

[@THE_SCRUB_DADDY]

THE WAY I LOOKED AT MY SISTERS WHEN YOU SAID WHATS THE WEIRDEST THING NEXT TO YOU I have a bruise on my leg 😂

[@YIPEE_VR]

Let’s just be honest Kris always makes our day better

[@5342_Shorts]

fr tho

[@beabanana6401]

I agree

[@gre_ricc]

I love Kris and Jay interactions with random clips of Jay in her video😭 they are so funny

[@mirasimpson10]

i’m so happy that Kris takes time to make a video for all of us and complements us ❤

[@Biketok164]

I love how Kris always opens with compliments 😊

[@n3rds_n_sk1ttles]

0:01 THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SOUND GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK LOL

[@Calicowithastick]

SAMEEE and they already scare mee😭

[@Editzz-y2k]

i was watching it and it scared me cuz my earphones were on full volume and then the toaster popped out my food so i was like HO FUCK

[@merryslug]

Same

[@Editzz-y2k]

lmfao fr

[@wolf_angie474]

Samee

[@olivercheyne5134]

I love the relationship you and jay have and that you guys just complement each others humour.

[@The_GeekyLemonS6E7]

OH MY GOSH YOU SHOULD HAVE A WALL WITH ALL OF YOUR CHARACTER ACCESSORIES! LIKE KATRINA’S HAT AND CHAD’S GLASSES AND THE TINY HANDS! Also, in Albuquerque, New Mexico, there’s a place that does pickle lemonade; you just get a shot of pickle and dump it in. Just wanted to add: thank you for being a light in the darkness Kris. I hope you love your new home, I am so sorry about the circumstances. Also, Jay, thank you too for everything you do. Thanks again❤

[@Skarky67]

The comments that Kris gives us at the start of each video it's amazing and low-key makes me feel better 😂😭

[@seawolf2830]

Kris, your energy in this video was amazing. Clearly moving was great for you. So glad for you!

[@alya-qr7qq]

Can we take a minute to appreciate Kristina taking the time to make a video even though moving to a new space, and jay editing the video so well? I mean it’s SO NICE!

[@lolocandy968]

Yes i agree!

[@lolocandy968]

ty kris

[@precious.xoxo__]

Kris apologizing about lighting and sound quality like anyone is actually bothered is so cute😂😂 WE LOVE YOUUUUUUU too much to notice

[@Harper_91713]

Kris: “what’s the weirdest thing you have around you Me: “A STICK IN MY MOUTH”

[@sailmakered]

Thank you @kallmekris for the most heartfelt belly laughs of my life. I hope the anxiety over this recent period is easing. For me, the crud leaves slower than it arrives. Peace to you sister.

[@froggy8338]

I know you get so many of these comments but you're such a blessing Kris. No matter what mood I'm in I can throw on my high key stupid low key genius shirt and watch your videos always knowing they'll make me happy. I have no idea how awful or good your mental state or your life may be rn but I just want you to know that you're helping one teen through some of the worst times of their life

[@Smilingnevertheless]

This is so true girl kris is saving lives out here

[@destinymills5673]

My husband and I are laying in bed watching the video. When you asked what the weirdest thing was beside us right now, we both pointed at each other and simultaneously said, “My husband/wife,” and then looked at each other and started laughing so hard, and I’m now crying from laughter 😂😂

[@Elenaza92]

❤

[@BisexualCatWithPizza]

aw that's so cute!

[@Pongopaces_]

This is the cutest thing ever!!

[@gabenoble6124]

I would be laughing as well😂

[@AlexzanderXknight]

I love that she takes out all her angry and hangry out on that dragon, better than people.

[@europrojektzsa5277]

Kris never fails to make us smile 😃 No matter how sad or depressed you are she always brightness the mood Luv u Kris 💓 💗 😊

[@loganmay1292]

I’m so glad to see that Kris is moved and safe now ❤

[@sabrinaduckett5057]

So happy for this next chapter for you, Kris! My only suggestion for your new space is perhaps some sheer curtains with fairy lights hanging in the corners, either just in the top-half or going all the way down. But whatever you do I'm sure it will look great!

[@craigwarren7411]

The bird walk to Pete I’m dying😂

[@Jermaine_Swirly_MRK]

Kris is so wonderful and she doesn’t know how much comfort her videos bring to me, I just love her jokes so much ❤😂

[@anicafred809]

Kris is such a relatable person I love watching her videos it literally makes my day and I just can't get enough with her compliments she gives ❤

[@etherserra8638]

Ngl I always love how Kris and Jay interact with each other in all the videos. It always makes me laugh. If anything those are the best moments.

[@tj_2701]

Dill pickles and bacon is absolutely amazing. Also, pickles on pizza is fine a good cheeseburger pizza is yummy.

[@Soraa33]

I don’t really comment anywhere but I just wanted to say thank you Kris, You have helped me through so many dark times, when I just needed a laugh and felt bad about myself, So thank you for always putting a smile on our face and raising our mood. I wish you the best and hope you are staying safe (:

[@Thatonecountrygirl1012]

I love how Auntie Kris makes sure that she gives us a compliment and makes us laugh. She has always been succesful and keep up the work Auntie Kris! We love you🥰❤❤

[@merryslug]

It makes me feel good for the rest of the day

[@R4B11D]

I just wanna say thank you, Kris, for always making me laugh through my most depressing and bad times. You ALWAYS make me laugh, and I'm so grateful for you to exist ❤

[@Ozzie_1s_A_b3an]

At 8:42 the weirdest thing I have around me is probably spilled lip gloss, aluminum foil and a lunchbox that's been sitting in my room since this video has come out + I don't know what's in it 😋

[@jadestar7746]

Congrats Kris on your move!! Hope you feel better and safer there. The weirdest thing I have around me are huge orange and watermelon pillows. Which are circular in shape.

[@naymeequillo]

...now I want those pillows!

[@irispeterson9781]

Sending you all of the love! Thanks for still sharing some laughs with us, while still being in the middle of a move. Hope you’re also getting some rest in between! 🖤🥰

[@pvic6959]

i live that jay is getting more into the videos! you two bring me joy

[@heidiwolfe5819]

The way she walked in the intro going to peat You always have me laughing my ass off.

[@hannahdonovan5023]

Kris never fails to just make my day literally, I get so excited every time she posts a video x

[@luvvvwes]

jay slowly editing himself into the video more n more 😂😂

[@Brooke-or5io]

Next thing we know jay is gonna become Pete 😂

[@Addi_Addie]

@@Brooke-or5io XD imagine he edits that into every vid with Pete just his face in the background lol

[@cassieb4242]

Sooo freaking proud of you kris!! You deserve all the good things that come into your life ! You've worked your ass off, excuse my language, for all the success you have ! I'm happy to be along for the journey❤

[@Bts-sister1977]

Yeah

[@welshwizardsrealunknowns-1975]

🙌 🙏 😊 😁 ☺️ ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🩷 💖👑

[@Chez032]

“i’m js probably going to fill the backround with crap… probably put you back there.” what-😭

[@inflatablewolfie]

I like that you mentioned the gum at the end, as I noticed it at 0:31 and couldn't ignore it for the rest of the video. Also, that advice from Kris was actually, legitimately, good. Not to say that the others aren't, as I would never say that, of course, even if it were the case, I might add.

[@RosieSymph]

4:05 Kris just went *helicopter helicopter* mode

[@sagethemage333]

I love kris so much, she makes me laugh and makes my day 100x better, no matter how bad it is. We love you Kris so much!!! ❤️💜

[@D4ught3r_of_P0s3id0n]

8:42 a freaking empty water bottle and a Plasma ball xD

[@gravesaint]

I'm not worried about your mic, and you always look absolutely amazing and beautiful. I have been watching you for about 3 years and every day I look forward to new content. All the compliance in your videos help me through my depression, thank you Kris for everything you do for us💖

[@jingerjiant]

Stalker

[@Emilia_TaylorsVersion]

Thank you Kris for making us laugh even when you're going through a hard time, we all love you so much and please don't hesitate to take a break if you need to ❤️

[@nazimelmardi]

Your comment appears to be 400 years ago. 😂

[@TomasVrbada_]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture Do you ever remember your real full name tho? /jk

[@grbenway]

Can I say that every time I see this profile pic I wipe my screen with a cloth... is that what you were going for?

[@Emilia_TaylorsVersion]

@@grbenway Maybe.... Hehehe

[@terrysorange975]

She is the fakest i have i ever seen

[@isalinevantieghem8961]

Kris, you are literally so sweet! You deserve the best. Even when ur not having a good day, you decide to make OUR day better. We love you, keep up the good work

[@Daisy_editz1]

legends say Kris is still recovering

[@mahnoorkadir7687]

Chris the fact that u are going through and have gone through so much yet you are still out here making us laugh because you know it helps really hits my heart , we love you Chris!!!!!! 💝💘💗💓

[@myfunislyf]

It's so awesome how Kris can flawlessly switch from one accent to the other. I love it

[@SncLover15]

Can we just appriciate how Kris even tho she is moving and adjusting she still finds time to film videos for us❤Love you kris appricate you so much

[@marshmallow5266]

8:34 a bibble poster saying "gaslight gatekeeper girlboss" and a photo of me, my sister, and step mom dressed up like the 1700s in a Polaroid camera 😭🙏

[@Escaping-Dema]

Kris I just wanted to say thank you for making us all laugh and smile even in our worst times! 💛 Also side note: maybe fan art would be cool on the back wall but honestly I trust your interior design better than mine 😅

[@Vexated]

Nah giant keeanu reeves

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Aww Kris, you absolute sweetheart! The audio didn't bother me, but thank you for the heads up! I hope, wish and cross everything I got that you and your extended family gets the serenity and peace of mind in the new place! I'm looking forwards to seeing what you do with your office space, filling it with everything that screams you and your interests. I'm sitting here wiping happy tears for your new place, hoping it's the sanctuary you obviously deserve. You already are an magnificent person so I wish you everything good, especially from here on out. Congratulations on the new place, please take care and stay safe!

[@Ninam517]

So glad you got to get out of that house. I wish the best for you and your family. Stay safe Kris ❤

[@Joey-we7iz]

The hair is slaying omg girl! DAMN😱

[@kvogt2340]

1:53 gotta love Jay, pizza is amazing

[@Mania26]

And another day saved by Kris! Thank you for your positive energy and amazing sense of humor. Greetings from Poland!

[@KrisCollinsFan]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Kris and how astonishing she is!!!

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Can we all stop _'can we all...-ing?'_ That generic AF comment format stopped being cool 5+years ago. 🙄

[@N_iN_Aa]

8:47 - I have a handmade miniature clock with 7 hands but no timings except 3, and I put 12 where 7 goes, and 21 where 4 goes.😊

[@Th4t_G1rl_C4t7ynn]

Congratulations on moving safely! I hope the bad people won't bother you anymore and you feel more comfortable in your new home! We are so proud of you and we all love you very much! You make us all smile and feel better! Keep up the good work and remember, if you need a break take one. We care about your wellbeing more than when you upload. Stay safe, love you!

[@angeljames1213]

7:52 why....just why

[@merelykeira]

congratulations Kris in your moving! I hope it goes so well, you deserve it!! and thank you so much for providing us with content, we all love and appreciate you.

[@Tate289]

8:46 a polar bear wearing a cow boy hat 😂😂😂

[@KateDrawsx]

Hey kris! I hope you are doing better! It’s always a treat to see you happy and making jokes. You honestly help so many people and light up our day.

[@elizabethwerstein590]

Congrats on the new house Kris! Weirdest object near me is a diffuser shaped like a horse 😂 cause apparently I’m Dothraki lol

[@I-Love-T3a]

Can we thank her for how much work she puts into these videos thank you kris ❤

[@Nettlesun]

Nooooo why am i only seeing this video when you're moving out 😭❤

[@sashajackson-p5o]

you always make my day sooo much better like I love her so much she makes me feel more confident about myself and normalizes the things we all want to hide love you kris

[@ShellB726]

I'm so happy to see you in your new (and safe) place! Thank you for bringing us so much laughter and positivity, even when it's such a trying time for you. Hopefully, now that you're in your new home, you can start to feel a bit more secure in your surroundings again. Losing that brings out a sense of vulnerability that most have never experienced and when you're already dealing with mental health issues and EDs, it's a bad combination. Especially with EDs, that's the one thing you think you can control when everything else is chaos. I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers consistently. I'm praying for comfort, healing, and peace for you and your family. God bless you, Kris.🙏 You have such a beautiful heart and soul. Keep shining brightly! 💖✨️

[@ThatLowKeyKidd]

@03:07 bookmarking so I can always remember how Kris says "pistachio". 🤣🤣🤣 I needed a good laugh ❤

[@Sadiefanofghosts]

8:35 I have sandals like that!! I have my fish sandals!! My favourite part of the video loll 😂

[@Yourkuromiz]

Kris never disappoints to make us laugh

[@briiabug]

So so excited to see Kris in her new space! Stalking issues are no joke and having to uproot everything to resolve them is such a struggle. All the happy juju on this new home ❤

[@anaghashenoy8480]

I am so happy seeing Kris so happy to have a fresh start in her new home!! I will never stop watching her videos!!

[@goodvibesalways1234]

2:30 no same because I was literally eating pickles out of a jar for a snack the other day and thinking "hmm i wonder what i'm going to do if my mom walks in"

[@vizzybeanqueen2356]

Happy to hear the move went well! Hope you find the peace you're wanting and deserve

[@mrunankkuhikar5723]

Congratulations and all the best of luck in your new home Kris!! May your energy and spirit fill the house with laughter, positivity and lots of happiness! A new chapter indeed ❤

[@KaminHH]

9:30 is the epitome of the positive masculinity boys will be boys and it brings me such joy

[@sun_le_citron]

The weirdest thing I have around me right now is probably the life size cardboard cutout of David Tennant with a paper crown on his head staring at me from his corner of the room. He watches me sleep. I can never be alone. He scans my soul when I'm not looking. Please send reinforcements.