Reading My INSANE DM's | CONFESSIONS

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

NEW DROP is only available for a few more days!!: OTTOBYKRIS.COM
Some of these were questionable, but I'm glad some of you got some stuff off your chest, nobody's perfect. Love reading your DM's though! Thank you for all the kind words most of you send on a daily basis, and let me know down below what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
Appreciate you!
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@kallmekris
@kallmekris Жыл бұрын
ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT ON THE NEW OTTO DROP!! OTTOBYKRIS.COM 😊❤️ Love seeing your posts on IG of you guys getting your orders! Glad you like the clothes!❤
@thoze_edits
@thoze_edits Жыл бұрын
LOVE YOUUU
@lily_the_flower302
@lily_the_flower302 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to buy, but I'm broke 😅
@Ichigoo..
@Ichigoo.. Жыл бұрын
I wish I could buy but I’m broke😭😭😭
@ThatCountrygirlAlexis
@ThatCountrygirlAlexis Жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU KRIS LOVE YOU JESS hope the baby will be safee
@carlajohnson3054
@carlajohnson3054 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait 😊
@kallmekris
@kallmekris Жыл бұрын
IN THE INTRO CHAOS I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE😭😭😭 I think you have the most entrancing face🤌🏻💖
@czmicxo
@czmicxo Жыл бұрын
hii
@Grassolinnneeeeeee
@Grassolinnneeeeeee Жыл бұрын
YAAADSSSSSS
@fern6411
@fern6411 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Love you Kris ❤
@critterscreatures1677
@critterscreatures1677 Жыл бұрын
Third
@HarrysMic-bh8wv
@HarrysMic-bh8wv Жыл бұрын
And I think u do xx 😊
@shawndrashelton7066
@shawndrashelton7066 9 ай бұрын
“We have a pregnant woman filled with rage!” My favorite line of all her videos
@L1l1th_L1lac
@L1l1th_L1lac 6 ай бұрын
Same here
@EmilyPacheco-zh8eu
@EmilyPacheco-zh8eu 6 ай бұрын
Same
@bethodom1984
@bethodom1984 2 ай бұрын
Yes 😤
@yunietfuentes9912
@yunietfuentes9912 2 ай бұрын
The way pete broke the Hammer like:i might be a inanimate object but i am stronk
@Gachachocolatecoco
@Gachachocolatecoco Ай бұрын
Sameeeee
@danishpuffpastry
@danishpuffpastry Жыл бұрын
I did NOT expect these confessions to be this wild 😭
@assmane999
@assmane999 Жыл бұрын
Some were borderline shocking and concerning. And it sucks not being able to ask follow up questions because some really begged for more information.
@danishpuffpastry
@danishpuffpastry Жыл бұрын
@@assmane999 my confession was water compared to these lmao
@joker1502
@joker1502 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@WhynnterDusk
@WhynnterDusk Жыл бұрын
Just attempted tho 😅
@pipzu
@pipzu Жыл бұрын
Especially the step-bro stuff bleh
@Squishmallows-hw4lg
@Squishmallows-hw4lg 10 ай бұрын
“I eat paper and swallow it” 2 seconds later: “BUT DOES SHE SWALLOW IT OR SPIT IT OUT?!
@RaquelMcAdam
@RaquelMcAdam 10 ай бұрын
i eat paper😂😂
@AtomicCitySlime
@AtomicCitySlime 6 ай бұрын
I do it too am I wierd??
@_Aui-kz7oj
@_Aui-kz7oj 6 ай бұрын
@AtomicCitySlime Oh hell nah😭
@Ash_the_red_wolf
@Ash_the_red_wolf 6 ай бұрын
They just said “I eat paper and SWALLOW it.”
@DDD-gs1np
@DDD-gs1np 2 ай бұрын
@@AtomicCitySlime who konw
@sarahsugden3327
@sarahsugden3327 Жыл бұрын
"FOR FREE!" 😂🤣 Absolutely perfect timing ... that's sibling synchronicity for you. We definitely need more Kris and Jess moments, please. 😊
@spamsxxcc
@spamsxxcc Жыл бұрын
Yo don't mind this I want to remember where I left off 10:28
@Blu904
@Blu904 Жыл бұрын
Feet will be the new privet part
@twatson6669
@twatson6669 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@avynryan7850
@avynryan7850 Жыл бұрын
I was looking at the comments and read that at the EXACT time they said it. Exactly.
@elizabethholland9864
@elizabethholland9864 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 8:43
@Jaelah_E-T
@Jaelah_E-T Жыл бұрын
We need more Jessica!! She is so hilarious. She adds a piece to the puzzle
@ronaldoago-go5907
@ronaldoago-go5907 Жыл бұрын
+1.!!!
@catalinat4721
@catalinat4721 Жыл бұрын
Totally 🥰💜
@Oddpeople689
@Oddpeople689 Жыл бұрын
Ya we do
@FlumphGaming
@FlumphGaming Жыл бұрын
Yep
@livelaughabba
@livelaughabba Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@Blackcats_brokenmirrors
@Blackcats_brokenmirrors 4 ай бұрын
A note for KMK; Your videos also make me laugh and smile, no matter how I was feeling before viewing your channel. For example, I was very upset this one time ( I know nobody cares but my guy bsf called me ugly UNDER HIS BREATH so I couldn't hear him,) and could not stop myself from crying no matter what I tried so I went on KZbin and was looking up "videos to stop crying" ect, and then I refreshed because I was crying to the point where my eyes felt like water fountains. You came on my fyp so I pressed on this video and here I am, eyes are completely fine, laughing and smiling, feeling none of the sadness I felt before. I also appreciate how supportive you are, unlike some KZbinrs, your very humble and very chill and don't brag. Also just the fact you don't give to flying friggs if your viewers are Asian, white, black, Hispanic, gay, bisexual, pansexual, acesexual, more like that. I just wanted to say, keep doing what your doing, never give up, you are amazing and have a purpose in this world, that is to be yourself,live your life, and support yourself and others. EDIT: I also love how you compliment your viewers every intro.
@100blueeyedboy
@100blueeyedboy Жыл бұрын
I love it when you get your siblings on for these. it always adds a fun element, like the synchronised "for FREE?!" or the toothbrush story. obviously with Jess in the same house it's easier to get her on camera, but Alissa and Jacob are always good guests too
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 Жыл бұрын
Okay, Jessica is an adorable pregnant bean! How can Kris read this stuff and not laugh wheeze constantly ? That is talent.
@KelleysKorner
@KelleysKorner Жыл бұрын
Please invite Jessica back. Seeing the two of you together bouncing energy and humor back and forth is awesome. Makes me wish my sister and I had a good relationship like that
@rachaelgibson2330
@rachaelgibson2330 Жыл бұрын
I wished I had a sister, I'm an only child.
@rachaelgibson2330
@rachaelgibson2330 Жыл бұрын
@MIXNSTYLELAVENDER I've always wanted an older brother too. Someone who'll protect me, and stick up for me if ppl tried to pick on me at school. But if I did have an older brother, he'd prolly just torment me LoL, what we imagine is so much better than reality 😉 haha!
@MiaLuquis-lk4jw
@MiaLuquis-lk4jw 10 ай бұрын
you don't want to know how its like to have siblings, it is like you wish you were the only child.
@StarLightTheYtCat
@StarLightTheYtCat 9 ай бұрын
I’m an only child aswell, sometimes I want siblings and sometimes I don’t. It will be fun but think to all the fights and other things that will happen…. Oh well I still want a sibling 😂
@AnneFraser-r5z
@AnneFraser-r5z 9 ай бұрын
@@rachaelgibson2330I have 2 younger brothers and 1 older and the youngest brother is the most protective ngl
@petethelegend
@petethelegend 11 ай бұрын
I'm 100% with Jess on the toilet paper one
@Kingtomato-k3s
@Kingtomato-k3s 6 ай бұрын
The only right way
@Ash_theredwolf-
@Ash_theredwolf- 5 ай бұрын
Same
@martinstromgren8925
@martinstromgren8925 Жыл бұрын
Jessica has my support. Using the toilet paper multiple times saves toilet paper and is perfectly hygenic when done correctly, which she does. 👍
@lailalai9552
@lailalai9552 Жыл бұрын
I second this!!😅❤
@Gifted163
@Gifted163 Жыл бұрын
I used to put the used toilet paper back on the roll. No, no. Got too stinky.🤮🤮😇
@irosencrantz882
@irosencrantz882 Жыл бұрын
​@@lailalai9552, ___I afford my tertiary endorsement. She should double with Kris until she has her baby. Then she can show her baby (•if• that isn't too revealing).
@Reyn_Roadstorm
@Reyn_Roadstorm Жыл бұрын
Yep. Of course it all depends on just how messy things happen to be. Spicy food or anything like that? Yeah... probably not going to be able to fold and wipe again...
@LunaBlitz
@LunaBlitz Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@luminous_arcadian5527
@luminous_arcadian5527 11 ай бұрын
These confessions are seriously mindboggling and concerning
@dstrome
@dstrome 10 ай бұрын
Ya, I can honestly say I would skip a meet up of Kris's fans. ;)
@aliciabanks5111
@aliciabanks5111 10 ай бұрын
yes i agree like who get with a married women 😭 like i always say once a cheater always a cheater
@theroomofdisasters3771
@theroomofdisasters3771 8 ай бұрын
Back in sixth grade when I couldn’t finish my homework on time I had the not so bright idea to EAT my homework so I can relate to the guy who eats paper
@BrooklynChristie
@BrooklynChristie 6 ай бұрын
Very, VEEERRY TRUE
@trobloxgamer8639
@trobloxgamer8639 3 ай бұрын
ik
@jacobshanks5545
@jacobshanks5545 Жыл бұрын
i love seeing kris with her sibling the dynamic is always so fun and her siblings are funny too.
@tylerschrock4269
@tylerschrock4269 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more
@ItsBunBunCupcakez
@ItsBunBunCupcakez Жыл бұрын
FR I agree
@nicolelussier1129
@nicolelussier1129 7 ай бұрын
I dont know how to DM but wanted to say. I have depression too and sometimes its horrible. You always make me smile and laugh. You are an amazing person. You are so strong but dont forget to give yourself a break too.❤ love you. ❤
@SamuelSmall-x6d
@SamuelSmall-x6d 9 күн бұрын
God bless you.
@nicholem4831
@nicholem4831 Жыл бұрын
Jess goes from “I don’t know if I can do it 😢” to “Eh- I‘ll figure it out 😎” REAL quick when considering punching Kris in the face. 😂😂😂
@outofcontrolartist2349
@outofcontrolartist2349 Жыл бұрын
I want Jessica to get her revenge but I also don't want her to mess up Kris' beautiful face 😂
@seangraham-qf8tp
@seangraham-qf8tp Жыл бұрын
Can we give Jay some love for what an amazing job he does and what an amazing person he is
@AprilC09
@AprilC09 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE Жыл бұрын
Here here! *_TO JAY!!!_* 😌🍻😎
@mirofeya
@mirofeya 10 ай бұрын
Who is that? I'm new
@ayato___
@ayato___ 5 ай бұрын
@@mirofeya Kris' video editer :)
@manjukumarks
@manjukumarks Жыл бұрын
Kris’s ability to keep a straight face while reading those DM’s is truly an art. I can’t get enough of her infectious laughter. Nice to see Jessica in this video. Keep slaying the comedy game, you are an absolute legend!
@MachallaNaNaNa
@MachallaNaNaNa 4 ай бұрын
"Man, screw Mr. [Teacher]!" OP at 11:55 : "And I took that personally"
@warriorwombat1220
@warriorwombat1220 Жыл бұрын
Can we just acknowledge the fact that Kris took time out of her day to compliment us because she originally forgot! This woman is a legend, and SO funny, no-one can tell me any differently
@Midnight_wolfy
@Midnight_wolfy Жыл бұрын
Agreed. She is an amazing being for complimenting us after forgetting to do so in the intro. We need everyone to be like Kris. ❤
@bridgetbeck1044
@bridgetbeck1044 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@anugrahaarun7792
@anugrahaarun7792 Жыл бұрын
Yep yep
@JinkiesMissJenks
@JinkiesMissJenks Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if you got my original message but I am was texting my partner very steamy, hot sex and coming to find out. I also was Sexting his father, his mother, very conservative people as well as his sister his sister‘s husband in Christ. It did not send a text to my three sons Jesus fucking Christ.
@thseed7
@thseed7 Жыл бұрын
Love the videos with your family as guests. Sisters, brother and mom guest spots are always extra fun. Awkward moments, emotional damage, revealing hidden truths and working through childhood trauma in front of a live studio audience. All of them are "Grab the popcorn. This oughta be good" episodes.
@Piggelin1
@Piggelin1 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, but this video was boring. And I hardly know why.
@peterkazmir
@peterkazmir Жыл бұрын
Absofragginlutely!
@lyliaunapeters8627
@lyliaunapeters8627 Жыл бұрын
we gotta compliment Jay for that amazing editing on the movie prelude. the slicing from two movies and the title name was awesome. thank you, jay, for all the awesome editing, time, and love you put in these videos!
@gsleazy1975
@gsleazy1975 Жыл бұрын
Seriously this guy has great chops. Always slick with a pun, great with references for people like me who don't pop culture 😂
@Midnight_wolfy
@Midnight_wolfy Жыл бұрын
Yes. Jay. His editing is amazing, I don’t think Kris could find a better editor
@lyliaunapeters8627
@lyliaunapeters8627 Жыл бұрын
@@StarlightSailor243 aaaand kris hearted it 🤭😆
@Fairlyoddlass
@Fairlyoddlass 7 ай бұрын
Your sister is so sweet and nice, she has a nice thing to say about everybody and puts a nice spin on everything. All these people confessing such terrible things and she be like, well … it may have been for this reason or because of this and finding ways to redeem their souls 😂😂😂 she is a rare breed and must be protected!!loved and cherished at all costs by all I feel like she would be the one that always applies ‘you never know what people have going on in their life’ when “situations with them happen” I hope she comes back. Let her know I said she’s so speshhhaw (in my fake accent) hehe
@brielle4838
@brielle4838 Жыл бұрын
I like how kris takes the time in her day to complement us even if she forgets she’ll find a way to give us a compliment ❤❤❤
@33Birds-On-A-Wire
@33Birds-On-A-Wire Жыл бұрын
The way everyone floods to see Kris’s videos is amazing. It shows how great you are Kris!
@CharlottePlusCake
@CharlottePlusCake Жыл бұрын
Fr!!!
@duskdrop6815
@duskdrop6815 Жыл бұрын
Kris, I’m just gonna say it right now. You are loved by a lot of people and so is your family. We all appreciate the fact that you put so much effort into making videos. Also, Jay is an amazing editor and he deserves an Oscar, a Grammy, and a noble peace prize. Have a good day/night/afternoon ❤
@victoriawilliams2786
@victoriawilliams2786 Жыл бұрын
I second those sentiments!
@Donutpotatio
@Donutpotatio Жыл бұрын
I third
@lizzy-janeross6737
@lizzy-janeross6737 5 ай бұрын
The tea is strong with this one. 3:16 Who here has ever set fire to a kitchen? 🙋 Yep. Multiple times.
@BWinced
@BWinced Жыл бұрын
Holy moly, this episode has me in stitches. These sisters rock. (Health and happiness to the baby and family, Jessica!)
@kmich73
@kmich73 Жыл бұрын
💯 I definitely want more of this-- either new ones or ones where Kris and Jess get answers to their follow up questions😂
@c4ts-fr0m-h3ll
@c4ts-fr0m-h3ll Жыл бұрын
Honestly, Kris is always so energetic and kind for us it's like having an actual friend talking to you. Not for views or likes but for general just- kindness and I love her for that ❤ thanks Kris.
@Andersari369
@Andersari369 Жыл бұрын
Always love a Kris and Jess combo! I feel like we need a part 2 to answer all the follow up questions.
@hxnnxh77
@hxnnxh77 10 ай бұрын
KRIS AND JESSICA’S RULES FOR LIFE👩🏼👱🏻‍♀️😊 7:20 RELATIONSHIPS DON’T SURVIVE ON A LIE 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤥🤥🤥 8:40 IF IT’S NOT TRIPLE PLY I WOULD RATHER DIE❌❌❌🧻🧻🧻💀💀💀 9:56 DON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY👅👅👅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ 14:37 LOSE THE FRIEND DON’T MURDER THEIR HAMSTER👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🔪🔪🔪🐹🐹🐹 15:26 DON’T PUSH KIDS DOWN THE STAIRS📶🚼⬅️❌❌❌ 18:24 JUST BE HONEST AND LIVE YOUR LIFE😇😇😇✅✅✅👍👍👍 LOVE YOU KRIS AND JESSICA
@Its_VividYT
@Its_VividYT 7 ай бұрын
Don’t spoil😮😊
@NaeniaNightingale
@NaeniaNightingale 7 ай бұрын
@@Its_VividYT Don’t read the comments before watching the video kiddo. If you do then that’s all on you
@Shietaehyung
@Shietaehyung Жыл бұрын
Kris's and her sister's personality matches so well, LOVE their relationship.
@Lunaris3-in-1
@Lunaris3-in-1 Жыл бұрын
Kris and Jess are the physical manifestations of the two sides of my brain. Kris is my intrusive thoughts that are more curious about some of these unless judgy or concerned. While Jess represents my innocence and remaining faith in humanity. I am concerned but deeply invested.
@abplbv2990
@abplbv2990 Жыл бұрын
Seriously! Like at 9:27 my brain was in Kris mode! Cancel step keep the bro
@Lunaris3-in-1
@Lunaris3-in-1 Жыл бұрын
@@abplbv2990 I did a whole "hold up, something ain't right" moment
@Ronnieradkesteardroptattoo
@Ronnieradkesteardroptattoo Жыл бұрын
That’s what I’m saying
@SassyWaifUwU
@SassyWaifUwU Жыл бұрын
I definitely want to see more of you and Jess doing more confessions, hopefully some with more context!
@MyaOZZY
@MyaOZZY 7 ай бұрын
I can’t even imagine what it would be like to have Kallmekris’s sister as a teacher, it would be so awesome
@graceleslie9758
@graceleslie9758 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, marrying your step siblings is legal because there's no blood relation😂😂 if they grew up together (like me and my step brothers did) that's still ridiculously disturbing. I adore you Kris. This video is hilarious and you and Jessica are so gorgeous ❤
@taoist32
@taoist32 Жыл бұрын
2 of my cousins were getting it on. When my cousin’s uncle found out, he got so upset he banished him from talking to her. She, my other cousin, flew back to Australia and we haven’t seen her since. She updates every so often with emails and pics of her two kids she has with her boyfriend.
@kathrynrutherford1419
@kathrynrutherford1419 Жыл бұрын
​@@ireallyreallyhategoogleif they have a parent in common they aren't step siblings, they're half siblings.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle Жыл бұрын
Oh, i don't think we have that distinction in french.@@kathrynrutherford1419
@serendipity1274
@serendipity1274 Жыл бұрын
​@@ireallyreallyhategooglethat would be half siblings.
@jjcat445
@jjcat445 Жыл бұрын
It's not illegal to marry your siblings
@Bruno-np3yk
@Bruno-np3yk Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to seeing more Insane DM's Confessions with Kris and Jessica! You were both hilarious. 🤣🤣
@Kechak-E4
@Kechak-E4 Жыл бұрын
Yh me too😂 And they were awesome
@DeltaTheAnimalGeek
@DeltaTheAnimalGeek 9 ай бұрын
Where do you type these!?
@sleuth2077
@sleuth2077 8 ай бұрын
Please do this more often! You guys play off each other so well and were the perfect combo for the subject matter. Easily my favorite video of yours so far.
@hpcriticall8108
@hpcriticall8108 Жыл бұрын
As an only child its always fun to watch siblings interact. So definitely have more siblings around.
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 Жыл бұрын
I'm a lonely only child 😢
@hpcriticall8108
@hpcriticall8108 Жыл бұрын
@@GenXfrom75 'offered hugs'
@gadgy4333
@gadgy4333 Жыл бұрын
So true
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 Жыл бұрын
@@hpcriticall8108 🥰 aww I appreciate that 💞
@AuroraTheTherian45
@AuroraTheTherian45 Жыл бұрын
**ahem** how about no?
@itsgonnabeMEH
@itsgonnabeMEH Жыл бұрын
can we just appreciate how amazing kris is and how she always makes us feel amazing ❤
@stevenking997
@stevenking997 Жыл бұрын
that was cringy.
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
Kris's channel always filled with positive & humoristic vibes til' the end
@TheHippiestRat
@TheHippiestRat Жыл бұрын
@@infamouswickedjokestar not really positive 😂
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
​@@TheHippiestRatbut hilarious 🤣
@Lovely_1108
@Lovely_1108 Жыл бұрын
Who else feels so much better when Kris complicates us? ❤ Edit: I spelled complements wrong… 😭😭😭 Edit: I GIVE UP!! IM USING THE AUDIO THING! *Compliments
@DruisRatedhIgH
@DruisRatedhIgH Жыл бұрын
Me!
@GreenieAxolotl337
@GreenieAxolotl337 Жыл бұрын
Y e s
@Hmm_im_bored
@Hmm_im_bored Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@KAIDAKING
@KAIDAKING Жыл бұрын
Me!
@Catsarenice69
@Catsarenice69 Жыл бұрын
Yea
@Mr.Trashcan.yourmom
@Mr.Trashcan.yourmom 7 ай бұрын
12:06 roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy shit that escalated quickly
@Kenzie_Eilish
@Kenzie_Eilish Жыл бұрын
My parents probably think I’m crazy for laughing for 30 minutes straight 😂🤣
@CosmicCustodian
@CosmicCustodian Жыл бұрын
The video is 20 minutes long so it must've been good if you were laughing for an extra 10 minutes afterwards 😂🤘🏻
@User3568-
@User3568- Жыл бұрын
Billie !!!!!
@totallynight7972
@totallynight7972 Жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I DO IN CLASS. I mean, i dont watch the vids, I just laugh for no reason but STILL
@n3rds_n_sk1ttles
@n3rds_n_sk1ttles Жыл бұрын
@@totallynight7972SAME HERE! The kid sitting across from me in social studies will say something mildly funny and I’ll be dying of laughter and everyone’s like “what-?”
@naturaldreamer9783
@naturaldreamer9783 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, some of these confessions are freaking wild! I would love to see your sister around more often, if she's comfortable with it! Awesome video as always!
@simcharlie8936
@simcharlie8936 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Jess is back. You two are magic together! Do this again with Jess. Loved every second of it. Little disturbed by some of those confessions but you two made them funny.
@tlwf.system
@tlwf.system 10 ай бұрын
11:30 I’ll be eagerly be awaiting this movie 🍿 Also: this entire video was a whole vibe. You both have great energy match ❤ 👯
@akshaya_2008_
@akshaya_2008_ Жыл бұрын
Can we please appreciate kris for how much effort she puts in her intros to make us happy and joyful?
@RayTheLlama
@RayTheLlama Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris always makes sure to compliment us :) We all love you and thank you for everything ❤
@iamabby_85
@iamabby_85 Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler....done
@ajpalma1
@ajpalma1 Жыл бұрын
The most relatable quote ever, “I was to poor for that sh!t 👍” -Jay 10:42
@OliviaTheYT
@OliviaTheYT 7 ай бұрын
kris: all my viewers are seriel killers, me as a nine year old who poisioned someone because i didnt like them: ummmm..... totally not hehe
@IM_DIPPER_PINES
@IM_DIPPER_PINES 5 ай бұрын
Ummm YOU DID WHAT?!
@Silly_Dizzy_kitty
@Silly_Dizzy_kitty 5 ай бұрын
You did what 😨 I talked about cannibalism and bit people if they annoyed me, I can’t be talking
@LauraRose2000
@LauraRose2000 3 ай бұрын
Ummm… I have questions and concerns.
@Kain_Highwind_
@Kain_Highwind_ Жыл бұрын
Pete is officially Kris' final boss. 🤣 And about the compliments, I already thought you forgot, don't worry it happens. :) 💛
@noskillzdad5504
@noskillzdad5504 Жыл бұрын
This went from zero to TMI in absolutely no time. quality entertainment right there.
@Angelina_Swiftie
@Angelina_Swiftie Жыл бұрын
Kris literally makes my depression go away. She makes my day 💕 so thank you so much for being yourself kris ❤
@harleefarrow9183
@harleefarrow9183 2 ай бұрын
“Weighing in at 100 and none of your damn business pounds” had me rolling 😂
@Thatgirl-qr7kp
@Thatgirl-qr7kp Жыл бұрын
Let’s just take a sec to appreciate Kris for always making my day❤️
@stevenking997
@stevenking997 Жыл бұрын
wtf
@savvyanderson2586
@savvyanderson2586 Жыл бұрын
@@stevenking997 ?
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate her for making *your* day bahahaha okay Mr President
@DekuDeku-nu3gi
@DekuDeku-nu3gi Жыл бұрын
"wtf" Why r u hating
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Жыл бұрын
@@DekuDeku-nu3gi I don't think they're hating, I think they're pointing out why would we appreciate someone for making someone else's day. Considering this NPC comment is on all the videos it's strange they worded it like that and didn't follow the standard template of - "Let's just take a sec to appreciate Kris for always making our day"
@Eliseo-jh7dl
@Eliseo-jh7dl Жыл бұрын
I love how entertaining they are.We need more of this duo! !❤
@Somebody_Is_Watching_You_6500
@Somebody_Is_Watching_You_6500 Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler.... bot
@yami-131
@yami-131 Жыл бұрын
17:00 That Tyrion style "I didn't do it but I wish I had" rage rant though! :D
@PeytonnNicolee
@PeytonnNicolee 3 ай бұрын
Y’all’s makeup looks SO GOOD OMG 💞
@deemoTK
@deemoTK Жыл бұрын
I loooove Jessica! Her vibe is amazing and she’s effortlessly funny lmao, good luck with delivering the baby
@Flowerss-oy7zu
@Flowerss-oy7zu Жыл бұрын
Video 4 of complimenting Kris like she does for us! -- Your hair is always on point! I can tell you always put effort into your videos, your looks and I can also tell your just an amazing human being overall 💞
@Savvyann007
@Savvyann007 Жыл бұрын
What a great comedy duo! Jess needs her own channel, y'all are both mad talented.
@tiffanywhite2233
@tiffanywhite2233 9 ай бұрын
IM WITH JESS. Fold, wipe, fold again, wipe again, then its completely used. No waste! But im a Cottonelle girly 🥰
@MrSpleenboy
@MrSpleenboy Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Jessica! The pair of you are awesome together, it's always fun to watch
@emeraldstarlight8978
@emeraldstarlight8978 Жыл бұрын
@MeSpleenboy don’t listen to the first comment it’s a scam.
@SqUiShGuRL-ks1kh
@SqUiShGuRL-ks1kh 10 ай бұрын
Emeraldstarlike I think that's ur name idk.. But it's not a scam it's just a hard chance of actually getting on her vid
@Dunybrook
@Dunybrook Жыл бұрын
You two are so hilarious together. Definitely should do more of these.
@Potato_Queen16
@Potato_Queen16 Жыл бұрын
The last confession was basically the storyline of the kissing booth lol! Also I loved Jessica being in the video with you. I would love both of you to read more confessions together because this video is hilarious! 😂❤
@prathoma2375
@prathoma2375 Жыл бұрын
we share a brain cell dude, i so love you for saying that!!🤣🤣🤣
@Li-MarideWaal
@Li-MarideWaal Күн бұрын
Kris: "have you ever beaten someone up?" Jess: "I've only ever thought about beating you up" I'm never forgetting that it was so freaking hilarious and Kris was just like "meh"
@Pip.0n.aII.4s
@Pip.0n.aII.4s Жыл бұрын
“FOR FREE?!?” Kris: 😮😆😃😝🤭😀 Jessica: 😮😃 Loved both of your reactions though 💜 Edit: Hope Kevin gets better soon 💜 💜
@breannagreen2656
@breannagreen2656 Жыл бұрын
16:56 i love how she is just coming up with this whole ass fictional story and getting into it like it really happend that way 😂
@hazzard_destroyer
@hazzard_destroyer Жыл бұрын
I love it when Kris and Jessica make videos together
@kellyrogers195
@kellyrogers195 10 ай бұрын
You are both absolutely gorgeous 😍 I love your sense of humor Kris! And love seeing Jessica too!
@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij
@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij Жыл бұрын
I always love it when kris and her family does video’s together ❤
@jtorbarina5224
@jtorbarina5224 Жыл бұрын
Idk but whenever Kris compliments us I get a wave of confidence and comfort ❤
@fatimamuzzammil3368
@fatimamuzzammil3368 Жыл бұрын
she is soo damn nice and her smiles are contagious ngl✨
@shanecoffey8314
@shanecoffey8314 6 ай бұрын
So late to this party, but this may be my favorite KMK video yet. The chaotic sister energy is extremely entertaining.
@CarrotHair462
@CarrotHair462 Жыл бұрын
Kris is my favorite person ever. She always brightens my day and never fails to entertain me and my friends.
@thetiredtheaterkid
@thetiredtheaterkid Жыл бұрын
We love how Kris is so beautiful and so funny at the same time omg. She’s the whole dang package!!❤
@gre_ricc
@gre_ricc Жыл бұрын
First of all: congratulations Jessica! I'm sure you're gonna be an amazing, sweet and caring mum❤️🥰 I swear you two are hilarious: laughed so much that my stomach hurts😂 I love when you film together😍
@vrindaburmester44
@vrindaburmester44 9 ай бұрын
love having jess with u we need more of her!!
@Whatupitsjax
@Whatupitsjax Жыл бұрын
❤Jess she is so funny, relatable,and seems really down to earth
@indicakween
@indicakween Жыл бұрын
Did Kris just drop her own confession about Dr. Mike 😂
@irinayorke1721
@irinayorke1721 Жыл бұрын
Omg I was scrolling comments to see if someone mentioned this!
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 Жыл бұрын
Lol I was trying to see if anyone noticed💀
@LokisWife-fromGermany
@LokisWife-fromGermany Жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Yess! I was looking for a confirmation comment too 😂😂 she totally did! 15:48 and 18:34 👀 that's definitely about Dr. Mike right?
@marybernard30
@marybernard30 4 ай бұрын
Im glad im not the only one who thought this 😂
@STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM
@STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM Жыл бұрын
I can't honestly believe that you two didn't do rehearsal before, it's ok you're both exploding with beauty
@savi9988
@savi9988 7 ай бұрын
I confronted a group of older kids when I was about 11 because they were making fun of my adult uncle because he is a quadriplegic( meaning he is severely disabled and unable to use his limbs, he has been in a wheelchair since he was 17). I was and still am severely overprotective of him because he is my best friend.
@Michelletheveggieclerk
@Michelletheveggieclerk Жыл бұрын
This is a good way to end a vacation, with some humor. 8:33 I absolutely agree with your sister, good toilet paper is just good toilet paper! And charmin is pretty good. Aww poor Kevin, but happy to know he's doing better.
@hazzard_destroyer
@hazzard_destroyer Жыл бұрын
14:15 they really said “Pikachu I choose you”
@La_aJ
@La_aJ Жыл бұрын
11:15 I thought I got an ad- TF?!! 👁️👄👁️
@1D.Larry.pjo.solangelo
@1D.Larry.pjo.solangelo Жыл бұрын
i got an add in the middle of what I thought was an add 😭
@La_aJ
@La_aJ Жыл бұрын
@@1D.Larry.pjo.solangelo LMFAO- I’m so sorry 💀
@ChloeArtiles-iv7cy
@ChloeArtiles-iv7cy 3 ай бұрын
At 09:03 they gave enemies to lovers a whole new meaning
@jasonlouis697
@jasonlouis697 Жыл бұрын
I love watching Jess with Kris. Knowing a little about your story lends to how well you two get along, too. You play off each other so well. It really reminds me of hanging out with my baby sister - probably my favorite person after my wife. Anyway, thinking about the ring question. We started out with rings, but mine was stolen and Lisa lost hers somewhere. We do not wear any these days. They really do not serve any purpose. I mean, either you love each other or you dont, you're faithful or you aren't, ect. A ring doesn't hold any real meaning that you dont give it.
@Matpit18
@Matpit18 Жыл бұрын
I love that they made a whole movie trailer just out of the confession about meeting their fiancé at their ex-husband’s dad’s funeral 😂
@laurenmccallister
@laurenmccallister Жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how much time Kris spends on her videos٫ she is absolutely amazing. we love you 💕
@lava_rose1236
@lava_rose1236 Жыл бұрын
Congrats! 🎉😁
@Alex33635
@Alex33635 5 ай бұрын
Kris may have forgot to compliment us but that gives us the opportunity to compliment her! Kris your hair is always on point And your makeup is always beautiful! You are the most funniest and beautiful person on earth that I’ve seen.
@Quesam01
@Quesam01 Жыл бұрын
Jessica, hoping your pregnancy/delivery/recovery goes well and your little one arrives safely, happy and healthy ❤from a fan of yours and of your sister from Ontario
@cctv650
@cctv650 Жыл бұрын
can we just take a minute of silence for kris and how she always makes us laugh and smile, well you make my day and you definitely make everybody else’s! I LOVE U KRISSSS 💗💗💗💗💗
@Akaria-chan
@Akaria-chan Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler....nope
@dragonfly.effect
@dragonfly.effect Жыл бұрын
the collabs w/ Jess are always a treat ‼ keep'em coming, please ‼
@Dyson_airwrap
@Dyson_airwrap 2 ай бұрын
Kris:“Have you ever beaten someone up?” Jess:“No” Me: “I’m pretty sure you just beat up pete not too long ago.”
@natechampchurch
@natechampchurch Жыл бұрын
Jay, your edit and add-in clip at @6:13 is one of my favorite you've ever done. That made me laugh harder than I have for a long time. Thanks for a hilarious and great video, Jay and Kris! (Also agreed with other comments, some of these confessions are BONKERS)
@Whatupitsjax
@Whatupitsjax Жыл бұрын
Kris’s videos with her family are always the best. Thanks for making me smile.❤
@_Stitch...
@_Stitch... Жыл бұрын
Kris, you're a really special person. I'm so glad you started a KZbin channel, because I think you changed so many peoples lives for the better!
@lilhooly
@lilhooly Ай бұрын
Ohh I have a story, When I was around 7 I used to sleep walk and I shared a room with my sister. Late in the night I got out of my bed and put a mask on her. She woke up and could barely breathe in the morning. I woke up and was unaware that I had done anything. I still bring it up randomly as an ice breaker lol.
@gyatsusamogus
@gyatsusamogus 11 ай бұрын
Hey Kris, I suffer depression and your videos just bring me joy. Your humour, your smile, your energy, it just makes me happy. I love it when you collaborate like in this video. I just love your stuff and I’m so happy you can bring me joy.
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