Kanade rages so hard she starts speaking english【Hololive】

[@deanthomas2305]

Kanade: You know what i'm saying? Me: WHO THE F*CK IS STEPHANIE?!

[@thanhnguyennguyen9235]

Lmao

[@Furluge]

Dude, you know damn well who Stephanie is.

[@deanthomas2305]

@@Furluge seriously, who?

[@ClickBeetleTV]

​@@deanthomas2305omg, we're talking about Stephanie here, bro

[@yomanai6784]

I don't know much about her, but it seems today is her birthday. HBD Stephanie

[@octopusoup]

The fact she managed to fumble the mushroom that many times is a skill.

[@Dyjsong]

Content machine

[@pheat123]

At this rate, it's passive bro... No, more like cursed😅

[@zoonzoon123]

How can a person be this ass at this I can't believe

[@ZeptoZeno]

I was internally screaming HOW???

[@yamikiriya326]

she's truly a skilled at dodging, it's amazing.

[@Riyokuma]

As a Stephanie this really fucked me up when she looked at the screen and spoke to me

[@heroine141]

You are so bad! Stephanie!

[@TheSeriousPain]

So you're Stephanie? Happy birthday Stephanie!

[@EnmaMusicProduction]

Happy Birthday Stephanie! Also screw you, you made Kanade Mad(im kidding!), also I wish my name was stephanie so Kanade is mad at me too

[@aulaulaulaul]

Happy birthday

[@zeasygamers1189]

Happy Birthday Stephanie. I wish I could go to your birthday but kanade don't allow it😢😢

[@sauerkrautlanguage]

her capacity to miss mushrooms is actually impressive

[@thanhnguyennguyen9235]

That's a real skill ngl lol

[@Odontomango]

That last one 😂

[@thanhnguyennguyen9235]

​@@OdontomangoMy mind lagged for a solid 10s on why she couldn't get that mushroom. And for once she could jump through a small hole at 1st try, just at the wrong time 😂

[@MrDoomsdayBomb]

Poor hand to eye coordination.

[@shimizumi1547]

Sasuga Kanade 😂

[@passingbyguy]

Idk who Stephanie was.. but i think she make kanade mad af..

[@octopusoup]

She malded so hard she turned into Duolingo

[@guromaiden2026]

kobo

[@Александр911-х6л]

Ellis

[@Hemaglox]

If I had to guess it's prob a super chat name lol

[@Speed001]

2:14

[@Izarius666]

Kanade's swearing in english is a literally "RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!"🤣

[@TomoeQuixote]

Kanade: "TODAY IS..." Me: "FRIDAY, IN CALIFORNIA." Kanade: "STEPHANIE'S BIRTHDAY." Me: "... I guess that too?"

[@Rando-P]

Thank God I wasn't the only one who was thinking she was gonna say that

[@op9000977]

same

[@weebboi9457]

HUH? SHOOT!

[@briansilva3765]

Legit thought that too.

[@qingakabenji9876]

Ninja Sentai Kakuranger references! You love to see it

[@thedarkne]

It sounds like she's just repeating whatever lines from an English textbook or learning resource that she can remember. "Today is Stephanie's birthday" or "I want to be an elementary school teacher" and such.

[@magoo2133]

I was wondering if she was making a reference or saying whatever popped in her head, and what you said does lean more towards the reference idea. Honestly reminded me of that Battle Kid episode of Game Grumps where Arin told random stories while losing to the giant flower boss.

[@orbitalvagabond7371]

The trauma is making her regurgitate old memories

[@Chuito12PR]

The coffee line really sells this theory. I find it even more adorable tho, plus it doubles as practice. Even if its just cope cause gamer rage she is still thinking about sentences in english

[@MorfsPrower]

Her English pronunciation is fantastic though. I was half convinced she was a native speaker after the first few instances. Midway in it was near perfect without context.

[@mentarium9741]

@@MorfsPrower when she said "elementary school" literally sounded like someone who only speaks english. crazy impressive

[@someguyontheinternet5219]

I can't believe I've been uninvited to Stephanie's birthday party. :(

[@gotenks1114]

I was so ready for cake and party.

[@Zorga13]

She manages to say "namsayin" more slowly than most people say "you know what I'm saying".

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

When she tried the quick version but her natural debuff cancelled them out.

[@shadowmistress999]

sounded authentic

[@myamyaOwO]

actually lol

[@misterturkturkle]

Gnome'sa'en

[@KaigaiNikiClips]

Not Kanade raging so hard she starts revealing her villain origin story 😂

[@dbagette]

Still mad that Stephanie didn't invite her. Now all Stephanies are on notice😢😡

[@GhostVvar]

So mad she started yelling random Duolingo phrases!

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

"when i was YOUNG, i wanted to be a TEACHER! ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEVEL to be exact!"

[@WilsonWilson-d3q]

... In English.

[@seikenshin]

You know, the thumbnail made me think she'd just swear a bunch but it was MUCH funnier than that.

[@gotenks1114]

You ever rage so hard you just start talking about how you used to want to be a teacher and telling people not to go to a birthday party?

[@cmyk8964]

a very passionate “FUCK”

[@MALICEM12]

Saying random shit is funnier than just fuck

[@zeanolafboyopos1409]

Freakin Stephanie man! 😂

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

Too many meangirls

[@TitanX84]

Joke's on Stephanie, she can't come to the birthday party!

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

​@@TitanX84But isn't it her birthday?

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

its her ex

[@Natsuke1104]

​@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 there's a saying. You can't have your birthday and attend it.

[@S1xEyes]

The only thing I learnt from this video: STEPHANIE I NEED SOME COFFEE

[@SilversTaurus]

Kanade in Holocure skills: - Y'know I'm sayin? - Stephanie! - Fuck! - Waaah shtupiiiid!!! - Birthday Party - I. Need. Some. Coffeeeee! - I wanted to be a teacher! - Elementary School! - Calm down - Let's party - Birday cake Please make it happen, Kay Yu!

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

These should be names for her achievements. Like the first line could be for completing a stage. Second and third lines could be dying on a stage and dying around 10 minutes respectively. Fourth line could be for surviving in endless mode for 30 minutes. Like she's mocking the enemies. Fifth and sixth line could be for new items. (balloons and a cup of coffee respectively) Seventh line could be for collab with Choco's items like Nurse's horn. Eighth line could be for a collab with the candy item. Ninth line could be another ancievement for the coffee item idk. Tenth line could be a collab with the balloon or sausage. Eleventh line could be for an upgraded collab with the golden hammer.

[@assaulthetz]

She literally did the meme. "NOOOO!!" "GOD PLEASE!!" "NOOO!!"

[@ハンターフラック]

She must have seen the office

[@HaesslichG]

Stephanie was probably the name in whatever English textbook she read. And it traumatized her.

[@어른어른]

'Stupid -> stephanie' in her little goblin brain

[@williamjr3413]

Stephanie is going to disappear and we all know who did it!

[@thanhnguyennguyen9235]

The real question is who tf is Stephanie =))

[@beebeam666]

​@@thanhnguyennguyen9235it's actually the IRL name of one hololive member and she ever sleep in Kanade's room a few months ago 🫣

[@Tachtzehn]

@@thanhnguyennguyen9235 IDK, but if Stephanie had hurried it up with the coffee, maybe Kanade wouldn't have uninvited her from her own birthday party, you know what I'm sayin'?

[@MAZakir2]

How can this little musician be so cute when she’s angry 😭

[@callmefox630]

I say this in the most loving way possible, but watching Kanade playing Mario was like watching one of those Mobile game Ads where they intentionally play the game bad.

[@AntiTako]

Remember that they didn't release mario bros 2 in the east because it was too hard for easterns 💀💀💀

[@Cat-Daddy]

@@AntiTakoyou got it backwards...

[@alexryu2632]

@@AntiTako Wrong way around, buddy, people at Nintendo thought that people in the West couldn't handle the real SMB2

[@AntiTako]

@@alexryu2632 oh, that's right

[@ZKP314]

@@alexryu2632 Given SMB2 is basically Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was a thing, they kinda had a point.

[@samuelhernandez6813]

2:05 “Your Name Is Stephanie?! Oh my Gosh, I Can’t Believe It!” That was the most crisp, clean English I heard.

[@Lewiiugamepad]

Don’t blame the game, the controller, your skill. Always blame Stephanie!

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

That's why she isn't allowed to come to her own birthday party. She also failed to bring Kanade her coffee.

[@AkaSora96]

She is dodging mushrooms like Neo dodges bullets

[@modulusshift]

My guess is she's been studying English and just started reading from her textbook to have something to scream lol Hence the "what's elementary school" bit, she genuinely didn't know what she just read lol

[@yomanai6784]

No. she know what she said. And Yes. she say the random things with no reason.

[@myamyaOwO]

No she knew it. She was just joking for sure.

[@hideharu-xiii8852]

Stephanie done f$&%ed up it seems

[@Furluge]

If nothing else, the pronunciation is really good.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

More coherent than others that's for sure.

[@ikkue]

Well, she is Korean, so her sound palette (so to speak) is larger than that of a native Japanese speaker

[@keinen.0824]

​@@ikkuehalf Korean?

[@ikkue]

@@keinen.0824 I don't know if she's half or fully Korean, but her mother tongue is Korean, and she's only moved to Japan for about a year, (accidentally) in the same apartment building as Hajime

[@demochris1786]

​@@ikkueyou know it's weird I thought Ina and kronii were the only two that were of Korean descents, but kanade too?

[@MidgarMerc]

2:38 this is like Arin's battle kid rant

[@Phobos11]

1:45 the office reference 😅

[@Tom-101]

She plays original Mario like it's a kaizo level LMAO

[@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin]

Someone needs to recommend her to play SMB2J, which is the most difficult game among official Super Mario Series.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

​@@Yubin_Lee_DoramelinIf she plays that, she boutta curse Stephanie out in more ways than one.

[@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 Yeah... I agree. In fact, I've never cleared the game (SMB2J) yet on an emulator, and she'll be so "furious" (the word "angry" is not enough) that she might rage-quit...

[@Orros]

That "YAKNOWAMSAYIN?" is such a fucking curveball my sides hurt from laughing good lord

[@its.Nnovaa]

Poor Stephanie got caught some stray bullets

[@grfrjiglstan]

Miyamoto: Stage 1-1 is designed to force you to get a mushroom, even if you try to avoid it. Kanade: Shut up, Stephanie! 1:55

[@switchkon2811]

2:21 is mood!

[@invictus8539]

Power up isn't even moving and she managed to missed it😂😭

[@mysterygaresh7300]

To be fair, the screen scroll in the original SMB IS unforgiving...

[@flightmore]

I relate to Kanade on a spiritual level. In her debut she revealed that her most proficient language is korean (but its self study) while english is the only compulsory-educated and japanese "can say hello" 草. im guessing she's korean/family moved to korea and went to one of those "high class ENGLISH ONLY private education schools" that Asian parents always proudly send their children to. I also start speaking English in frustration as it reminds me of my school days.

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

Well, she has no problem with "R" sounds, and no problem ending syllables with consonants besides "N." Those are big hints.

[@RadicalGaming1000]

STEPHANIE I NEED SOME COFFEE

[@Rubysage1]

Kanade's "You know I'm saying!" is my favorite thing ever. Her English is so cute.

[@GK-st6qm]

Happy Birthday Stephanie !!!

[@_ford_crown_victoria_p]

2:36 to 2:53 she actually nails the native accent but sounds so drunk 😂

[@UGNAvalon]

“Alright kiddo, that’s enough bottles for tonight. Come on, lets get you home.”

[@nodnyl10]

1:29 = living in the same building with Hajime has taken effect it seems

[@JuurokuyaIzayoi]

1:56 CAN WE GET A

[@kielkhyre]

huhyeahhhhh

[@faoxfalcofalcon7553]

HOOOYEEEAAAH

[@FirstnameLastname-ge5vh]

HHHOOOIIIIIIIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jergarmar]

Wow. Not only is this hilarious, but we are blessed with Kanade's IMMACULATE "R" sounds.

[@severussnape2917]

She's so precious

[@beemoh]

Hey, cool to see Hololive got perms for Kaizo Mario! (person leans in from off-screen, whispers something into ear) ...oh dear.

[@Kai98729]

Y'know wat im sayin~

[@Gotoemole]

Her hand eye coordination and reaction speed is as fast her talking speed

[@rea9lizer]

the pronunciation switch from japanese-ish to korean-ish hella got me lol

[@CinnamonSen]

I'm starting to believe that she learned her english watching The Office hahah

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Especially that famous meme line.

[@DarkPuIse]

You know, even if she has a limited English vocabulary, her ability to pronounce stuff right is actually pretty damn good. Her L's and R's were pretty solid.

[@TallulahSoie]

I never watched Kanade and a few of these videos always appeared in my recommendations . I am glad I finally checked it out. This is S tier.

[@DerpedSoul]

after watching HoloGTA Kanade has been more on my radar lately. i dont know too much about ReGloss since i dropped hololive for a bit and havent been keeping up with them as much. all her antics are funny and shes quickly rising to the top of my favorite list.

[@t1tan748]

is she just done her daily Duolingo🤣

[@CybrosPrime]

She has become the embodiment of KZbin automatic captions

[@MarbleFox162]

3:42 This is kind of like when a toddler in your family that has a speech impediment says something with perfect phonetic grace out of nowhere. And they speak so clearly that you actually didn’t understand them at first.

[@wndbreak]

I NEED SOME COFFEE! "Kanade Yelped Calmly"

[@natechods]

The "God Please No" I'm pretty sure she saw The Office meme

[@NormanReaddis]

Kanade, Ririka and Ao needs that clutch 500k subs guys. Make it happen.

[@gotenks1114]

they're all so good too

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Her raging in Eigo reminds me of Flare and I love it 🤣

[@tysonfontanez]

I like how she just says random things that make no sense followed by "You know what I'm sayin?"

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

0:18 WDYM NINTENDO KEPT THE GLITCHES FROM THE BASE GAME??

[@rooislangwtf]

It's just the original game in the NES app, not a remake or anything Also not scrolling back isn't a glitch, that's just how the game was made

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@rooislangwtf its not the inability of going back that i was talking about, that timestamp shows a weird visual bug in it

[@rooislangwtf]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 oh I missed that since I'm so used to it lol, but yeah it's just the OG in an emulator

[@moriisummer_]

YKNOMSAYING easily my favourite kanade phrase man she's so funny

[@signalnine2601]

Dude. I think she was doing the Office "No! God! Please No!" meme.

[@extremepillows]

3:46 😳

[@StormStar5]

no, you can't

[@yomanai6784]

NO!

[@pakxenon]

Same brain cell here.

[@ubernostrum5531]

It didn't sound like "you can't" 🤔🤔

[@Hemestal]

Kana is so good at Mario she can beat the entire game without taking a single mushroom, sugoi Kana chan

[@pite9]

"y'know I'm say'n" intensifies.

[@Sombrelame]

Otonose Kanade from Hololive English

[@grfrjiglstan]

She starts telling random stories when she gets angry enough - legitimately an Arin Hanson move.

[@Hol-Horse]

"Jennifer dumped me"

[@jmsytbe]

This is all Stephanie's fault.

[@crushermach3263]

1:44-1:55 is an amazing reaction template xD

[@deadfishyarou]

Bro I swear this is Michael Scott from The Office

[@boitaho]

Literally Michael Scott LMAO

[@Aaron-555]

Great clip lol

[@mr_pants278]

I just sometimes forget that Kanade's accent when she speaks English is actually fantastic. Like, it's clear she's not a native speaker, but she's really not that far off at all, genuinely almost 1-to-1 with some phrases.

[@hello-rq8kf]

her accent is actually really good

[@Omicron9999]

They say people will revert to their native language when under extreme stress. never saw anyone switch to a foreign one before.

[@Scilk_607]

I knew she knew English but I had no clue her pronunciation was that on point lol

[@grakn1gh7]

3:55 She predicted Gigi's Birthday party.

[@R4D1OL4D]

I love the fact that she speaks English damn near perfectly, but her grammar is just slightly off enough that you can tell it's not her first language, which somehow makes her speaking English even more impressive. Apart from slight bits of grammar the only thing off about it is the randomness of the sentences given the context, but even then that's very common American behavior so I'd say she's got it down 100%

[@Dargorthverse]

Freaking Stephanie, she even made Kanade forget what's an elementary school. Never forget what Stephanie did

[@mikevltg3]

Poor girl is having an Arin Hanson style breakdown.

[@dementati7326]

It's just that like that time he started telling random improvised short stories while fighting that plant boss

[@SonicGTR]

Yes, the Battle Kid episode. Love him or hate him(maybe even both at the same time), the man is an entertainer.​@@dementati7326

[@josephgarcia5768]

Stephanie dumped me.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

​@@josephgarcia5768Curse you Stephanie!!!!!

[@Noobtato_Channel]

Look what you have done Stephanie 😡

[@AzrenSA]

I want "YOUR NAME IS STEPHANIE" to be my new way of expressing unbridled rage.

[@UCx80L8rXNSjrdfWYG9Id5bQ]

what the fuck did stephanie do haha

[@thanhnguyennguyen9235]

I'm still processing why she can miss that flower lol 1:00

[@Chymeee]

When you rage so hard you suddenly able to speak foreign language

[@KonglomeratYT]

I just kept yelling "WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHANIE!?" the whole time lmao

[@Appalachiosaurus22]

She's basically doing the equivalent of an English speaker saying "?Donde esta la biblioteca?"

[@Enigma457]

I can't believe Kanade won't let me go to Stephanie's birthday party...

[@dnsl4176]

Damn, her pronounciation really is so damn good. Even better than Coco's I would say.

[@TheFirehands150]

I knew a Stephanie back in Elementary school. I cant believe she would do this to Kanade!

[@tanaka1477]

DAMN IT STEPHANIE

[@TheDetonation]

This video just shows me how much I'm missing out on not watching Kanade more often.

[@logandunlap9156]

shes straight tweakin i love it

[@Mickjolder]

Goddammit Stephanie, get Kanade some coffee. Also happy birthday and please let me come to the birthday party next time

[@yvannenikolainethercott5709]

How she fumbles these mushrooms is so good that it makes me think she's actually so good that she purposely does it.

[@grgspunk]

*KND Tries It™: Bugged Jumping Mechanics (Ceave Gaming Edition)*

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

CAHMAN DOOD

[@mogulkhantouchthis4561]

She’s a magnet to mushrooms but they’re both positive poles

[@StarkMaximum]

It is _on sight_ with Stephanie, wherever she is.

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

She has prospect in video game journalism with the skills

[@RogerMollet]

This clip is giving me, “KaNaDe!” Vibes.

[@martk647]

She was never the same since that meme explosion of her 3D.

[@citrus4239]

2:34 You hit on a girl at a loud bar but she's really drunk and questioning where she went wrong in life.