Kangaroo or Dog? | GTA 5 Online Playlist

[@natalyst]

can i get dped by both a kangaroo and a dog? you don't need to pay me it's cool

[@crosscutking4973]

ruining ur day I like the link to that pic for............ research..

[@Dimitrishuter]

that's my boy

[@communistgamer3267]

I couldn't agree more

[@Hefisstos]

Love these long and weird conversations you guys have when you play this game. I can listen to it for hours while watching your gameplay :D

[@meowseno9095]

Hatfilms always asking great life changing questions.

[@tylerwilkinson5378]

Where are all their subs! They should have so many more 😕

[@snepgames3565]

it's almost a crime

[@Farrhago]

agreed, I have no idea why they're slumping

[@factzilla1868]

Well their monthly sub rate drove off a cliff back when Hat Corp etc ended. Make of that what you will

[@bbsuffering]

I'd be their sub any day.

[@julienchaulot2447]

Tyler Wilkinson you say that but youre not even subbed to them. yes I checked.

[@MonkeyDLuffy-qw8te]

15:34 crying with smiths facecam just casually entering the screen

[@benjaminburns834]

This is what I love about Hat Films. Dogs dicks to existential crises and contemplating life in the same video. This video embodies Hat Films.

[@tmntleo]

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back" is the whole quote.

[@cameronjordan1516]

Commander5AM is that really true.. huh never would've guessed

[@positronalpha]

In Groundhog Day, his day is in fact repeated for around 30 years. It's a common misconception that it only lasts for a couple of weeks.

[@GeothermaI]

That's true! Phil actually spent an estimated 12,395 days, or just under 34 years.

[@positronalpha]

Geovex Yeah. The film becomes a much darker thing when you realize this. Try to imagine the horror...

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

Kangaroo. Because although I wouldn't be able to look a kangaroo in the eye again they aren't native to my country. Whereas dogs are everywhere and it'd just be awkward. What if you caught a dogs eye and it gave you an expectant look? Every time you'd have to shout 'IT WAS A ONE OFF, I DID IT FOR THE MONEY OK'.

[@ThatchMcKorl]

These are basically the new trials

[@imchipjames]

KingOfBroddring i like trials

[@ThatKomik]

Chip James i like trials

[@dcs3395]

ThatKomik I don't like trials

[@connorodonnellarchibald2213]

Hat films deserve more subscribers

[@user-yw1dd8fk8b]

Anyone else sufrering from withdrawal symptoms from only one video every two days? Really makes me apreciate how much content these guys actually produce on a regular basis.

[@ChrisMcClymont]

The premise of your life resetting over and over again but you retain your memories from the previous life - Ross is basically describing the awesome novel 'Replay' by Ken Grimwood

[@matthewparis1545]

A real clown or someone dressed as a clown? Uh...

[@gentlebabarian]

Matthew Paris but what if the person who is dressed as a clown is dressed as a clown. then what?

[@seberrino8506]

That moment when the pfister 811 has been in the game since the finance and felony update from june last year

[@Dino01100]

Hat Films is a guilty pleasure to me and in saying that, I'd much rather have my parents walk in on me watching really freaky porn than have them catch me watching three guys talking about nibbling on kangaroo knobs

[@TitanOfClash]

Well, I could eat a knob at night.

[@HotDog-dz8re]

Light at the end of a tunnel is the lights of the hospital you are about to be born into. You are born crying because you remember your old life and how you die, all your family/friends you won't see again. As your grow up you start to forget your old life. When you get dejavu, you remember fragments of your old life. We live never knowing.

[@absolut2013]

I'm sure lot's of people have already said this but in GTA-land, Pfister=Porsche and the "811" is in fact the 918 hybrid. THANK YOU.

[@absolut2013]

Also, the Turismo R is the Ferrari, La Ferrari (poncy name right?). THANK YOU.

[@JefficusMaximus]

Hat Films asking the hard hitting questions

[@theoneandonlybaz]

how can you dislike this video. The conversation was alot more interesting than normal.

[@SegginsProductions]

"I'm still 28, I have a whole year." When was this recorded? It's already almost February.

[@Choi1Boi]

Well they talked about the christmas update so not that long. usually its a month or two. But if they didn't bulk their videos up that much then it would be a couple of weeks, but its hat films (:

[@SegginsProductions]

It was just kind of strange. Can't wait for the birthday special!

[@geraldvanlaar]

I'll turn 37 the same day. Thinking about playing the Pleasureville album as a tribute

[@aidanallen1976]

Kangaro, cause then I'd have to look my dog in the eye and tell him that... I'd cheated on him with another dog.

[@JBroMCMXCI]

Dog because I feel like the kangaroo would grab my head and push deeper.

[@5uperM]

But what if the dog knotted in your mouth?

[@Scottx125Productions]

If I could live forever with my memory, I would. Life is always better than death because if you are alive you are living, if you are dead, you are nothing, you don't exist.

[@imchipjames]

Scottx125Productions - Spiffingly Serious British Gaming! the issue often considered would be that things get less and less enjoyable or visceral as your tolerances for joy and pain inevitably rise, thereby erasing your human condition. I've often wondered if you could avoid this with heavy meditation and minimalism. thinking out loud.

[@lewis6590]

Chip James But you could say that about living one regular life. Lots of people feel things were more interesting or vivid as children, they don't lose the will to live.

[@imchipjames]

lewis6590 an excellent point. another thing to consider. would you eventually lose your non existential crisis and just revert back to being cool with it? an interesting character study for this would be the golem from dragon age who lived basically this, while also not being able to move

[@Anty2004]

Hat Films, asking the important questions

[@FettTheWatcher]

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

[@greenking13]

"Curiosity killed the cat" isn't a bloody warning! "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

[@marylands8261]

nice job on breaking one million

[@marylands8261]

Oh wait! whoops

[@danbilzerian2052]

Dog, dolphin

[@danbilzerian2052]

Thanks

[@TheAnalatheist]

Kangaroos are 6 foot tall monsters, dogs any day of the week.

[@danielknight8351]

If these guys were chaos champions... they'd definatley be worshippers of Slannesh

[@ScattergunBlue]

Smith, sell your 811 and Reaper, and buy a Nero from Benny's website. Or the RE-7B from Legendary Motorsport. Same goes for the other lads, splash the remaining Shark Card money on a variety of vehicles to spice up the playlists. Other honourable mentions are Tempesta, Tyrus and ETR-1.

[@sandbrain]

FEISAR 811 is fastest car in the game bud

[@ScattergunBlue]

Wheelz o' Steel Technically its the Banshee 900R at the moment in terms of top speed, and both it and the 811 have terrible handling. Smith owns an X80 and has complained about the lack of traction, so I was suggesting cars that have acceptable handling or would suit the races they seem to pick.

[@MrFancyChicken]

I find myself constantly looking for a new hat films video all day......look how early I am XD

[@TheCurley]

Kangaroo, because I am less likely to see one again, and feel the ultimate shame of looking another Kangaroo in the eyes

[@ArdanTheHalfDragon]

That life reset conversation got really upsetting.

[@sweetlovingpanda]

The human thing Trott is describing is the almost plot of Madoka magica

[@loz3123]

after the absence of daily videos from hat films, i'm starting to think that talking about oral sex with a kangaroo isn't normal

[@romancarp6427]

Ok guys what do you say kangaroo or dog

[@SipsNumberOneFan]

gzilladude p dog

[@lotoreo]

Kangeroo m8 I don't mind going down under if you know what I mean

[@penningtonguy]

both their dicks are so weird

[@radicalpepe2517]

how on gods green earth do you know what a dog and a kangaroo dick looks like

[@contactxain]

dog, it's closer at hand, and i can get to know it afterwards.

[@EverlastingEclipse]

The little bit on the curl was important. You hit it, it bounces you up and on the right path at a good speed. Also, Kangaroo > Dog Dolphin > Seal Though just lettin you know, Dolphins are damn big, seals, not so much.

[@j2o2e8y]

Well dolphins are prehensile too, so that'd be different

[@itlproductions7553]

I'm genuinely upset you guys don't have 1 mil subs yet

[@StygianOrange]

98 year old Ross Hornby arrested for shooting man on street

[@avaggdu1]

I wouldn't normally comment on a Hat video, but they mentioned "what would you do if you had 5 years to live?". I'm kinda in that position. Prognosis is less than 50% in that timescale. What am I going to do? The answer is....I wish I knew. Flip of a coin...life or death. Live a life I want to and die for certain, or live a life I just can't and live...maybe. So many other questions to consider. I hope you all never have to consider them, because most of the questions are about other people, and you probably don't have the skills or intelligence to have thought about that until it actually happens. Good luck, and wish me luck in not ruining my life and others as I die.

[@deathpyre]

Asking Hard Hitting Questions, from The Creatures?

[@MrJamesLibro]

this is my favorite background noise

[@TheGudguys]

Ross should write a movie, I'd probably watch it

[@destructorthemighty3018]

Hatfilms what did I stumble upon in this dark part of KZbin

[@ctimerun3693]

Dolphins have sex for pleasure, as opposed to badgers which have sex out of religious obligation.

[@JordWylde]

Trott has a dog now and doesn't have a kangaroo.. just throwing that out there haha

[@em_birch]

Life of Brian reference. Noice.

[@tumbleweed1551]

Emmy Nyan So, Kangaroo or dog?

[@em_birch]

***** You'd probably die from whatever kind of poisoning plastic and batteries gave you.

[@randomicko542]

Emmy Nyan Dying from plastic and battery poisoning is my middle name!

[@em_birch]

***** You have strange parents then. ;p

[@Zappygunshot]

I'd have to try both before making up my mind... you know, only because otherwise it'd be bad science, right? Yup, that's definitely the only reason.

[@Snoopydoop]

wish i could costume make the notification to the hat films intro

[@KrigareAvHallarna]

kangaroo. because I see dogs all the time and I couldn't face the shame of seeing their faces staring back at me after knowing what I've done.

[@HexAyed]

That Sum41 reference though

[@orozcodroidx]

AWESOME! LOVE THESE VIDS

[@ryanward7649]

Welcome one, welcome all please enjoy your stay here!

[@shearer9999]

Kangaroo or Dog vs Wine or Cheese

[@elliottgb6161]

I just like the video while it loads

[@sophiabish9968]

I'd go for a dog because a dog is less likely to donkey punch you.

[@devilishepiphany9610]

The 811's been out for ages

[@JTrillo]

Quad HD?! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[@CuriousMoth]

I don't want to experience slapping my balls against a cactus.

[@mattieh]

think we know why they haven't hit 1million yet...

[@MrFancyChicken]

I'd do both the dog and the kangaroo......why not

[@loserlexi3299]

I'd go for the kangaroo because if I went for the dog I would feel guilty everytime I saw a dog but I don't see kangaroos that often

[@thelordposeidon]

"Pain for Pleasure" - Ross, we now know he i a sum41 fan :p

[@smooshman12345]

How you going Haatfilms?

[@bondjames5792]

Looked up kangaroo: i'll take the dog.

[@typhooni8]

Seals, cuz at least I can do it on land

[@nabdernagor4867]

Nice little rosé ;)

[@mikkey87]

Good job guys. 10/10

[@helios4570]

I'd say a kangaroo... I'd get a bigger 'Kick' out of it

[@Wooper160atThePond]

The dog in the thumbnail is a Hungarian Vizsla

[@gazathegreat1]

Kangaroo. There's a saying "he's going at it like a dog" . I've not heard anything sexually aggressive of roo's.

[@1998foxpad]

Are these the new trials?

[@clumsyturtle8544]

Finally a playlist ! The freemode stuff is rubbish imo.

[@meganvabaker]

we're just in a microverse

[@maggintons]

this episode should have been called "Push the reset button"

[@stevenritter8719]

Me and Trott have the same birth month. That's interesting

[@noe9250]

no it's not

[@pocketfuse]

I'd go for the Kangaroo cos I've never done it before

[@joshtaylor233]

I have seen a yellow dicked white Muscovy duck it’s a strange sight because it’s like a spiral half as long as it’s self haha

[@quibitnano8491]

keep chris trott out of schools

[@SpudsMcGeese]

Kangaroo for sure. It's more adventurous.

[@RedElectrik]

Does anyone use the bell? I don't see the point

[@megasdiadochi8298]

Is this a re-upload?

[@Michael_Shay]

When's the next hat chat?

[@big_icky]

I'd take a muscly hunk of a kangaroo any day.

[@Fryho]

In retrospect, both

[@scrump8424]

dont reset me ross or ill be very upset

[@andrewchapman2039]

Duck: White shmeat.

[@awesomeaartvark]

0:58 haha, turning square, that made me laugh

[@mountaindewmartin7204]

AwesomeAartvark blog it

[@awesomeaartvark]

huh?

[@Smokey7186]

u boys do aussie accents pretty well haha

[@ITSBurgerPT]

dog deck is what I would suck of mate

[@squirrel9544]

kangaroo just cause it's humanoid so it would be a little (just a little) less weird to me

[@j0shuaf0rd]

Ed F but there balls are above the dick. ABOVE

[@chilledkamhi1404]

Id love to see hat films take on a roo. Id rather a dog xD

[@corpralcobra420]

Definitely dog over kangaroo, and definitely dolphin over seal. The math works, just look it up...please don't

[@nikbol43below]

Isn't Seal married, and therefore, off limits?

[@DarkCosmicDragon]

i feel like trott would enjoy A7x most recent album lol

[@thomasdevlin451]

The deep-thinking existential boys are back lol

[@CodeElite7]

Thomas Devlin yup, you have to wonder though.

[@MEGURMAN]

dog because I'd just choose a tiny dog

[@draubs_]

Kangaroo, tells a better story