Karl Pilkington Patter Theft

Stream air date 11/06/24
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[@BarryWhite69]

Dear Mr Dilkington You are one of our most valued customers

[@MeChoonChannel]

I put it in the bin

[@DiamondCake2]

I don’t know why that’s so funny.

[@blank2750]

Karl’s only experience with Scotland is seeing the bin bags with a ticket on it and looking up how many “Mc’s” were in the phone book.

[@MichaelLeightonsKarlyPilkboys]

We'll watch Limmy's little show when that goes out, let's see what he's got to talk about.

[@Helvetism]

sick of him

[@TomTom-gs7wy]

Albino watching that

[@Doooooooooooood]

Limmy losing his hair is Karl Pilkington patter theft!

[@justingreaves6769]

peter file hair

[@chrishaynes1804]

Karl and Limmys patter are both within the same distance of each other

[@davidb5173]

Good to see so many XFM nerds in the comments here

[@jackglossop4859]

We’ve had a lot of emails saying that

[@macupgrader]

Us saucer drinkers are like man-moths to a flame any time the K-man is mentioned

[@amp4105]

:)

[@jackglossop4859]

@@nolikeygsomnipresence270what? Piss off!

[@dobbo1893]

Anyone seen dickie Anderson?

[@N.P.1892]

This is worse than Donal MacIntyre ripping off Cheap as Chimps

[@Doctor_Smith]

He didn’t do Cheap as Chimps!

[@Seany1616]

@@Doctor_Smith hopefully limmy doesn't go after 15-Taiwan

[@borismuller86]

I’m sure I’ve seen Limmy doing Rockbusters. He was loving it.

[@mondoprime]

he's ragin

[@wstr9963]

You never see Limmy eating a Twix.

[@Seany1616]

Kenny Loggins

[@MeChoonChannel]

Right, we're never doing this again

[@some-replies]

Dear Lord, imagine them both in a room going at it.

[@Cubi415]

Ricky Gervais old XFM show patter theft, shameful.

[@geteffedcretins]

Limmy and Karl Pilkington crossover would be amazing. Karl would be the most dismissive Twitch streamer to ever exist.

[@Kazza_8240]

Oh....imagine....the air thick with negativity and dourness....it would be hilarious 🤣

[@borismuller86]

He’d do it for 20 minutes before announcing “I can’t be bothered with this.”

[@goblinbollocks2838]

No it wouldn't

[@richardjames9091]

Pilkington steals Half man Half Biscuit lyrics

[@DamaNovus]

its alright, Karls havin the day off cuz he put some wet trousers on

[@krissuyx]

He gets mondays off now.

[@borismuller86]

@@krissuyxMD’s family can’t even look at him anymore.

[@DamaNovus]

@@borismuller86 Karl the user Pilkington.. just takes takes takes.. destroyed a man!

[@jethrobradley7850]

The Simpsons already did an episode about Limmy ripping off Karl Pilkington

[@fanda6122]

this is the round head police 🚓📢

[@MrDash711]

Limmy would’ve definitely pocketed that 50p

[@NinjaJaidenHD]

Who's Carol Pilkington?

[@Doooooooooooood]

Limmy Dilkington.

[@Seany1616]

Who's Carol Pilkington, and why have I just wasted 5 minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on Channel 4.

[@CliveWarren69]

Thats how Scottish people pronounce Carl, Karl and Carol its all the same name

[@click8708]

@@Seany1616 That's a more obscure one :D

[@fookoff9220]

​@@CliveWarren69Thanks for the explanation mate.

[@jondice_hell]

Intelligence of a certain kind

[@Renegadeprof]

"Weird innit?"

[@Pebble_Collector]

Apparently Limmy's doing Cheap as Chimps now

[@jamesgrant1850]

Dicky Anders will be calling into Limmy soon enough

[@DamaNovus]

the Dickmeister General!!

[@Kazza_8240]

I bought Karl Pilkingtons Moaning of Life book from a charity shop, when I went to read it, every 20 or 30 pages, there was a page ripped out right down to the spine, the whole way through the fucking book .....I'm no joking. ......I sometimes wonder about that special type of sadist, and if thats still their hing.

[@jizzer9000]

You’re lucky the pages weren’t out of order

[@davidryan5172]

That’s the copy someone stole out of the British Library lavatory

[@davexmit]

"I wonder if God exists?" "You're just stealing David Hume's material."

[@TheBake1986]

I can’t take that dog seriously

[@zan7838]

its idle animation

[@bowstring]

Do we need it?

[@amp4105]

As me, or as a worm?

[@calebmonks5148]

Science: its hot Scottish science: mek something that is nae hot

[@tylerbarrow9312]

Scrimpton

[@Smoochie71804]

I love that “out of” in Scottish is “oo’ o’” 1:11

[@Kazza_8240]

'Oot o', or 'oot ey'....I tend to go for 'oot ey' personally 😂

[@high6060]

Mr K. Dilkington

[@thmusic7214]

I wonder the Pilkington Limmy fanbase overlap

[@earth_sunlove]

Do we need em

[@sheareracuna896]

Rattled

[@jackiswild]

Karl you're talking shit, play a record!

[@deanrobinson2459]

play a record.

[@mjcproductions5634]

Rich coming from the man who would pounce on anyone that comes even remotely close to stealing his patter

[@Finntendo]

Does Limmy know people say "that's Limmy patter theft" too?

[@CrowsDescend]

I was thinking by default "What's Limmy moaning about now" but he's actually right here. Too many people (with small minds) think others are stealing each other's patter/lines, nah, we're 8+ billion humans. Settle down.

[@janguvpes7518]

Joe Pasquale said that already. At least credit the man.

[@BunniMonster]

@@janguvpes7518 Joe Pasquale walks into a bar...

[@landcruiserfan4206]

bog-standard

[@wullaballoo2642]

No, they all steal my jewels and put them in the mouths of bent actor fools

[@jinclesRBX]

its just the right amount

[@wurble]

The biggest goggle-eyed type thing..

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Nice to see that in his late forties he's finally realized you don't have to hang on or fall off in upside-down Australia, by surreptitiously acknowledging his newly acquired understanding of gravitational pull.

[@DementiaJester]

Money for old rope

[@JayCee-tp2gv]

Limmy living in the shadow of Pilky

[@rat6893]

limmy's spaceman face is literally me

[@Garys1888]

Whats a babylonian

[@HK_Musician]

Had me properly laughing when he was falling into the center of the Earth

[@oliverdenyer]

KP looks after me

[@grug_g]

He's got a point. Not sure what it is and fairly certain it isn't a good one, but a point nonetheless.

[@NomadBikerUK]

There’d be a wee cable to take you up. Or down 😂

[@sparkydeltorro]

Copying his hairstyle too. (Look I know, the baldy stuff is done to death)

[@andymcgowan7384]

He didn't deny it though, did he? Shameless. Next he'll be chatting about his neighbour that had a horse in his house. Sick of it.

[@alanjohnsonbmw]

I wonder what Clive Warren thinks

[@dantribe3935]

I found this... On the internet

[@heinousman3730]

Proper faker. Utterly without charm.

[@Dulu_Audio]

I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21

[@tom-du2tq]

That's because the chiiiiineeese

[@andyb2830]

In what way is telling me Brian Blessed shit himself once in any way educational?

[@mosskey]

Whats the chances Karl Pilkington could show up on Limmys stream and what do we have to do to make that happen

[@TheKazzerscout]

Pop that in the bin.

[@nationaltwin]

What's the game?

[@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689]

Feels like if Limmy was PM then this is a project he could pass on to Dee Dee

[@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096]

Karl Polkington on Twitch would make £2 million pounds in the first fortnight

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Megalomania.

[@CliveWarren69]

Actual PokeMonGos in the comments troops

[@DrewRicoYT]

That’s ironic, I made a few private vines back in the day and my mate said I was copying you when he saw them. Cause I’m Scottish I suppose. Anyway, you’ve made it!

[@cbd7489]

Hair transplants looking great Karl

[@terminalfrost3645]

carol pilkington

[@greensville]

What’s the game he’s playing please?

[@slurrygeyser8133]

humanity

[@nobby8827]

Why’s the dog twerking

[@ManWalksDogs]

yep, looks like it's wretching. been eating too much grass.

[@some-replies]

Game looks interesting but I'm scared of crowds. Horror game

[@bjh66882]

Can someone remix this please

[@davidbrokend]

Imagine just playing games and making money. The man has cracked the matrix

[@zan7838]

his experiences' fruit and genius makes us (me) watch him, probably

[@Kazza_8240]

​@@zan7838I'm only here for the banter

[@heyVinno]

Man-moth?!

[@ElleElle-gw6dk]

Play a record.

[@Tophu48548]

What is this game? Looks cool

[@positive-stress]

Humanity

[@HappyBirthday0707]

Out of ideas and nearly out of time, honestly.

[@frankdrws]

what game

[@user-qe9hi6vs6f]

Weak observations, poorly performed.

[@liamkelly9684]

ball-achingly dull streamer

[@bfkc111]

One of the reasons I find Limmy annoying now is that he would trash - or completely without reason downplay - absolutely anyone who ever said or did anything funny, except for some shitty advert from the 90s or whatever, just unimaginable, pointless, boring nonsense. (And he thinks he invented "Blahem", which is one of the lamest memes, "originally" created by every idiot ever, which probably existed before memes. Although he is a good performer of it...)

[@idrinkmilk282]

Wtf yi an about

[@jimbomacroth3400]

Not Karl Pilkington . More like the envious ramblings of Elon Musk's less intelligent little brother. Eloff Musk.

[@Jeddostotle7]

less intelligent than Elon Musk? that's quite a feat

[@stevecool7096]

Who is Carol Pilkington?

[@zoekm]

Aw. Two hours late!

[@BeneathTheHeadphones]

The dream has died. I mean this is Corden levels. The books are going to the dump.

[@Schmexxy]

Nooo nooo noooooo. Wahhhhhh 😫😫

[@Kazza_8240]

​@@Schmexxyyer a bastard ey a boay

[@dansmithynufc]

Rattled

[@BigJasquach]

Play a record.

[@KIager]

Doing radio? Podcasts? TV shows? Being self deprecating? Ricky did all o that first, knock it off.

[@janguvpes7518]

Turn into a perpetually aggrieved middle-aged plonker who moans about the Wokes and freeze peach? Ricky's done that already, get a new gig!

[@CJK2295]

I often wonder...was the internet made for Limmy, or did Limmy make the internet. Think about it

[@ilovethesmelloffire]

Stfu you’re not funny

[@Liam-lw9hq]

Play a record

[@BlitzWhat]

PLAY A RECORD

[@IDidntSetAHandle]

Is that the best thing he ever said? It's not even catchy

[@Spudzilla5656]

I always thought it was a weird coincidence that Limmy's neighbour used to keep a horse in the house and whose kid used to chase cars.

[@borismuller86]

Mad innit?